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ooc. bruh... i am writing. someone, quickly pray circle i keep this spirit until i do a couple more XDD
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Hey I hope you are doing well when ever you are reading this but how do you think the 3rd year boys from twst would react to their s/o (gn reader) cuddling with a huge plush instead of them.
Like this.
Oh boy oh boy this kinda cures my writers block tbh, i have so many drafts but none of em look enticing enough to continue writing (´д`|||)
I took out a few of the 3rd years bc its too many people for 1 fic but i might make a part 2 where i add the missing 3rd years at some point
i went with the more silly writing style again, hope that's fine by you ○( ^皿^)っ
𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Malleus Draconia
He doesn't exactly get why, but he feels kinda annoyed just laying next to you while you hug a big ol plushie
This doesn't feel right🫤
But then again, you look rlly happy and satisfied so he stays quiet since if you're happy, he's happy (he desperately wants to be in the plushy's place)
When you playfully kiss the plush though, that rule no longer applies. After all, his rightful spot is in your arms🫠
He nudges you. "Put the stuffed animal away."
"You sound angry." You smirk and kiss the plush again, knowing he's probably annoyed about that
without another word, he pulls the plushy out of your hands and settles down in its place
"I am a much better than that object. Just so you know." he smiled smugly, expecting a kiss on the cheek just like you gave to the plushie earlier
you kissed him on the lips instead just to see his eyes widen and his face go red ofc 😏
𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Leona Kingscholar
basically, it is NOT happening
"hell no." is the only thing he says before ripping the poor plushie out of your arms and chucking it across the room
like actually how DARE you try to replace him with a plushie
"Why would you do that?" You pouted at him, looking at the now discarded plushy from the bed🤕
"You know damn well why." He huffed, laying down on top of you without warning which tends to be a habit of his
"Because that's my spot, got it?" He answered for you. clearly you forgot😒
"Uhhh, right." you answered after a short pause...
"I won't remind you next time." he sounded rlly annoyed. it's kinda funny how worked up he got over a plushy replacing him 🤭
this also means he won't let you get up for like.... atleast 2 hours to atone for your sins
moral of the story: don't do this again unless you want a ripped up plushie and a pissed off lion man😠
𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Idia Shroud
"This is so unfair. Even worse than an OP boss. " he sighed dramatically, laying down besides you and pouting at the sight og a huge plushie in your arms
"pick up the sock if you have enough energy to complain." you turned away from him, still annoyed with him
being the epic gamer he is (😎💯), he discarded one of his socks in the middle of his room and didn't feel like picking it up later even after you told him to
...which ended with you refusing to cuddle with him until he does pick up the sock
after a short while of very awkward silence...
he groaned in annoyance, begrudgingly getting up and finally picking up the sock, then leaving the room to put it in the wash
you smirked victoriously, placing the plushie away as promised and letting him hug you instead
"The things you make me do, smh." he sighed, relaxing into you 😒
"Picking up a singular sock?" you teased him, hugging him back
He didn't reply so that means it's your victory 😝
𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Vil Schoenheit
this is an unforgivable offense, just because you had a little disagreement earlier doesn't mean you can just replace him with a plushie😠
love transcends disagreements, after all
does not help at all that the plushie's cute round face reminds him of a certain thorn in his side named Neige LeBlanche😒
he sighs, "I may have been too harsh back there."
your only reply is an annoyed huff and you hug the plushie tighter which makes one of those anime veins pop up on his face 💢
he takes a deep breath "It was not my intention to hurt your... sensibilities." he's trying babe, he's really trying
You don't reply for a moment...
"Ugh." you throw the plushie away and hug him tightly "This doesn't mean I forgive you, just for the record."
"I still stand by my opinion too, just worded less harshly." he gently puts an arm around you, stroking your back
it was only a matter of time until you gave up with your stubborn pettiness, soon you'll forgive him too, he'll make sure of that 😌
𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Lilia Vanrouge
He's actually surprisingly chill about it i feel like
He wouldn't get annoyed or be jealous per se, he'd just get a little sad it's not him you're hugging😔
he's there, you know? there's no need for a plushie...
"Am I not satisfactory enough?" He asks half playfully half seriously
"In what sense?" you totally knew what he meant but just wanted to tease him back
"Hey, isn't this supposed to be the other way around?" he smiled at you, immediately knowing what you were playing at
"Hahaha, you know me too well." you kiss his cheek, yet you still don't let go of the plushie which makes him pout
"I see you have found yourself a new lover." his eyes travel to the plushie for a moment, the betrayal is real😔🙏🏻
"You got a problem with him?" you raised a brow 🤨
"A little." he hugged you from the back, getting comfy
"Okay fine, maybe my ex is the better one after all." you let go of the plushie and turned around to hug him back 💗
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@grunnies watched it sooner than i expected 😂
- watched cinderella 2015 today so my sister decided we should watch cinderella 3, she loves this one a lot.
- I feel extra bad for cinderella in this movie cause when she finally got her happy ending, it goes back in time, when she finally reaches the prince he doesn’t remember her, when he almost remembers SHE IS ALMOST DEPORTED, WHEN SHE IS GETTING READY TO MARRY SHE GETS STUCK IN A PUMPKIN LIKE OMG LET HER BREATH
- love cinderella and the prince cute interactions so much
- I don’t have a favorite step sister in the og movie, but I really love Anastasia in the sequels. Glad disney made her sympathetic
- the evil step mother is even worse here. Everytime she’s on screen I have chills. She really wants revenge and goes too far imo 😭😭😭 SHES TOO OP REVERSING TIME???? WOMAN CHILL. She could have made herself queen right there with the wand but noooooo she WANTED cinderella to know they knew she was the girl from the ball while seeing other girl take her place. She had to made a point of destroying cinderella deeper than ever. Pure evil
- the animation is so good and clean for a straight to dvd disney sequel. Cinderella looks extra pretty here I think
- the songs are really good ngl. I love the cinderella song so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I sing that "I want much more than dream" (that’s how it goes in the pt dub idk the eng lyrics😶)
- SHE GETS INTO THE CASTLE WITH A SMILE 😭😭😭😭 PURE & CLEVER CHILD. The men smiling too kkkkkkkk
- idk the name of this blue dressed lady but I was so happy when I saw she was in the movie cause I recognized her from cinderella 2 😭. It then she was a big pain in the ass…. Don’t remember how she was in the other movie but I suspect bossy there too
- cinderella is so clever. She would have done this whole mission so fast if the others didn’t have the wand
- the prince is so lovable and unintentionally funny I love him 😭😭😭😭😭
- NOT HIM SAYING THE ONLY CLUE HE HAS IS THE SHOE SIZE. BOY YOU STARED AT HER THE WHOLE BALL. YOU MUST HAVE PICKED ON OTHER FEATURES 😭
- HIS FACE WHEN HE ENTERS THE ROOM. HIS NOSTRILS. "AM I IN THE RIGHT ROOM?"
- he did know it wasn’t Anastasia so I guess he did pick on other features
- he tried so hard to make them leave in the most polite way. He’s precious
- I was never a fan of how Cinderella’s hair looks let down but I do like seeing it with the white cloth headband thing
- THE WAY SHE SMILES AT HIM AND HES LIKE 😃 "you need help hun?”
- "maybe it was another prince" 😒
- the way he knows her from the feel of her hands sounds really stupid tho. Maybe her hands are so damaged from the years she spent working that her hands really are like any other 🙂 but like, she was wearing gloves at the ball SO HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW HER HANDS FEEL LIKE 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😳
- jaq and Gus are such good friends. They really saved the day. Encouraging her to go after the prince, spying for her, singing the events to the prince…. True friends
- I wanna eat every cake in that room. But like omg they cooked all that in 1 day or something? Rich people things
- the way the prince is describing Anastasia to the king…. He’s such a gentleman…. He really would have described her like that even without the spell i believe. He’s just that nice
- my sister really doesn’t give 2 shits about the 1st cinderella movie, but she loves this one so much. And the prince even ranks in her faves along with Shang and Flynn
- Anastasia dancing is EXACTLY like me in the obligatory dance classes we had at school during PE 😬 having bad memories rn
- it actually hurts how she believes he’s in love with her despite the magic….. girl deserved better
- love the shell and the story
- cinderella is such a boss in this movie. Got into the castle like it’s hard and now is undercover in the lion’s mouth
- she’s so sassy with the step mother oh I love it "we’ve won" " I don’t think so" TELL HER
- Lúcifer on screen is always a bad time I really hate that cat
- sliding on the stairs’ rail cause she tends to lose her shoes on the stairs
- SHE GETS THE WAND BUT IS STILL STOPPED OH I HATE THIS SO MUCH SHE WAS ALMOST THERE
- their bodies on the mirror I can’t cope
- this whole talking to the rats scene is so hilarious 😂😭 love how he just goes along with the craziness. He’s trying, so patinete and willing to listen. A KEEPER
- the song IS A BOP
- my sister hates how she loves the movie so much and has watched it many times but I’m the only of the 2 who knows the lyrics of the songs kkkkkk 😂
- HIM CALLING HER CINDERELLI TOO 😭😭😭😭 that’s precious
- POOR FUCKING KING HIS SON IS TALKING TO RATS AND JUMPING THROUGH WINDOWS. THE PRINCE IS A KEEPER BUT HES CRAZY
- I’m so glad the whole internet knows about the jumping from window thing. This was meant to be memed
- girl lived as a slave all her life and was really gonna be sent away to god knows where, without even her rat friends while her abusers lived her destiny…. Cruel… I hate this movie
- the horse riding scene reminds me so much of eugene going to save Rapunzel at the end. I do love me some badass in love disney princes 🥰😍
- HOW IS HE SO GOOFY AND HEROIC AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭😭😭 HE JUST YETED HIMSELF BUT STILL LANDED IN A COOL WAY
- "want to marry me cinderelli?" "It’s actually cinderella" "wrong girl then"
- I love the facial expressions on Anastasia and her mother when they are found out and deciding what to do. Anastasia was so devastated
- poor king only wants grandkids……
- EVERY WEDDING DRESS CINDERELLA WEARS IS A BANGER
- this cloning cinderella thing always freaked me out so much. It’s so evil, twisted and repulsive. Great plot point tho, this is a Disney sequel but they went all out
- even in the ragged dress she looks good 😭
- I love cats, but Lucifer deserves hell
- "not gonna miss my wedding" GO GET YOU MAAAAN 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
- the priest is so funny looking
- cinderella protecting Anastasia and the prince protecting them both….🥰
- love how her distransformation mirrors Cinderella’s transformation in the 1st movie
- the king telling her everyone deserves true love even after all she did…. Love that for her
- another banger wedding dress
- "old life?" Yeah they really lost relationship progress cause of that evil bitch. So upsetting but at least after all this rollercoaster of bad luck for Cindy, she got the man
- everytime we’d finish the movie, my sister an i would put the music video of the credits song. It’s so good
- this is a hard movie for me to qualify, I have always had mixed feelings about it, a love hate relationship with it. Cinderella is my least fave princess, but I still love her here. Love her too much in fact cause I just hate how very step she takes towards the prince, the step mother has her take 10 back. It’s heartbreaking, I always feel so frustrated watching it cause has she not gone through enough in the 1st movie?? Why all this torment of ruining the only good night she had, the only love she felt?? But it’s still super entertaining and funny and genuine. Really felt like they had a story to tell instead of just doing it for the money like some sequels. And it’s a good story. The animation, music, comedy, the epic moments… all so very good. It’s a frustrating good time I think that’s how I feel.
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A Cursed Reality- JJk x Male Reader (Ch.5)
This chapter is a little longer than usual and very dialogue heavy. (also plenty of swearing). Sorry if the scene is disappointing but I'm not super good at fight scenes and I'm hoping to develop them as I go on. Also if I made [Name] OP then everything would be over too quickly.
Let me know what you think about the chapter in the comments (or the tags!!) enjoy
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Chapter Five:
“Kugisaki-chan. Be honest with me. On a scale of Gojo to Yuji how stupid do you think I am?”
“Eh? Do you really want me to answer that?”
“... Yes”
“If I had to pick an idiot I’d say Gojo-sensei. He at least has the brain power to understand jujutsu. I mean he’s a childish and immature old man who ignores what’s staring him right in his face but he wouldn’t ask me what animal the pink panther was.”
[Name] uttered out a confused thank you before thinking ‘I have got to stop starting conversations like this’
He almost never gets the answer he wants. It’s like as soon as he asks the question he becomes humanized and not a mysterious special grade sorcerer a few seconds from ending someone’s life for finishing off the fruit snacks. (Based on a true story. Gojo can confirm.)
“You’re welcome. Why’d you ask anyway?”
“Actually I think I’ll jinx it if I talk about it. Plus I don’t want you to think poorly of your ‘superiors’ but let’s just say there are people plotting behind my back and I’m wondering if I have idiot written across the top of my head”
“Okay... “
“On a lighter note, do you think any of the other first years know how close we are?”
“I was asked whether or not the Pink Panther was a lion and spoken to in 6 word sentences just yesterday. You’re the only person I can hang out with. The other two are people I spend time with”
“What about Maki?”
“That’s totally different. You should know you have a totally different relationship with Gojo and Inumaki.”
“Explain”
“You and Gojo fight and tease each other like siblings or something and you and Inumaki spend time alone. Together. And sometimes you like go out and eat food and stuff”
“You make it sound like we’re dating”
“You’re not?”
“No”
“Hmm”
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[Name] absolutely hates talking on the phone and everyone knows this. Facetime has been like a happy medium whenever people need to get in touch with him but it’s still extremely annoying to have to have a face to face conversation over the phone.
“Why are you calling me Gojo?”
“My precious little [Name] I was just checking up on you to see how your day off is going?”
“It was going fine until you called and interrupted my peace”
“Don’t be like that [Name] I know you miss me”
“As if- No puppy- WAIT!”
Gojo furrowed his eyebrows “[Name]-chan?”
“Hmm?”
“Since when do you have a pet?”
“I made Fushiguro give me one of his divine dogs”
“Aww. That’s so sweet of Megumi. But you can’t keep calling him puppy. Give him a real name”
“He does have a real name I call him yu-yu”
“So who were you calling Puppy?”
“...Yuji”
“.....”
“Don’t make it weird”
“It’s already weird”
“Look me in the camera and tell me he doesn’t remind you of like a golden retriever or somethin”
“You made several points but still”
“It’s supposed to be derogatory”
“It’s a pet name”
“He’s hyper, adorable and excitable. I’m pointing out the obvious. Me calling him puppy has the same energy as calling someone four eyes”
“It does not”
“....I have to go Yuji just found out about Megan Thee Stallion”
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“Are you a Fall out boy emo or like Lorde sad boy?”
“That’s a loaded question”
“It most definitely is” [Name] replied holding back laughter “But I can like, vibe to either one so just play whatever music you like and I’ll enhance the atmosphere.”
“...Okay”
That day was definitely the most relaxed Fushiguro had been in weeks, and [Name] learned some very interesting things about Fushiguro’s…. tastes. They definitely had some things in common.
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“You’re sending me on a mission”
“Yes”
“Alone?”
“[L.Name] you’re a special grade sorcerer. You can handle a first-grade curse on your own”
“I most definitely can, but so can others. Both Gojo and Okkotsu are away on missions. Are you telling me in your expert wisdom, you’re making the choice to dispatch all of the Special Grade sorcerer’s for first-grade curses? What if something happens on home turf.”
“I assure you if there’s an attack on the school Principal Yaga can handle the threat.”
“I’m not talking about the school.”
There was a brief silence in which [Name] just stared “You have your orders”
“I do”
And [Name] absolutely did have his orders. Ones that aligned with his personal feelings. You see, a little while ago Gojo ordered [Name] to protect Yuji. And if anything were to happen to the precious angel, it would be the one day that both he and Gojo were away. Yaga cares more for the rules than Gojo or [Name]. That was one thing [Name] didn’t like about both Yaga and Nanami. They cared about the kids, but only to an extent. In their eyes the kids would die out or grow older but rules wouldn’t change, and Yuji’s life mattered less to them than the stagnant outdated rules.
The larger problem was whether or not [Name] was willing to face the consequences for not following orders from the “respected” higher ups. Then there was the whole issue of actual people being in danger and that wouldn’t go over well, not with the old assholes nor with [Name]’s conscience.
‘I fucking hate Satoru.’ [Name] thought as he set out to do actual work. Ever since he got sent on that mission he found himself caring for more and more people. If he was going to exorcise the curse and return to make sure Yuji and the others first years were all safe, he would have to race against the clock. There was no doubt in his mind that something was going to happen today and he knew Sukuna wouldn’t let Yuji die without a fight.
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“What the actual fuck is going on anymore?? THREE FIRST YEARS WERE SENT TO DEFEAT A WHAT?” [Name] yelled into the phone
“A cursed womb”
“Say it as it really is Ijichi! They were sent in to fight a fucking special grade curse. They’re barely equipped to fight a second grade curse, and it isn’t as if having you there is going to help them much”
Ijichi flinched at that. [Name] only went for low blows when he was pissed, and it was obvious pretty soon someone would have to face his wrath. And because he knew what was best for his safety and peace of mind, Ijichi answered [Name]’s question before he asked
“I warned them not to engage a special grade so they should be fine until you get here. I lowered the curtain myself so you’ll be able to get in. They’re at Eishu Juvenile Detention Center”
“I’ll be there in 10”
[Name] would probably make it in less time than that but he always made sure to be careful with making promises. There was always a chance he would run into some issues on the way there. Grabbing his things, he set out for the detention center hoping Nobara and Megumi were okay. Yuji was stronger than those two, though Megumi could be a suicidal idiot at times. If things got anymore serious they’d let Sukuna out, but that would be a whole other problem.
“Ijichi, i’m here”
“...[Name]”
“What?”
“Kugisaki is hurt. I'm driving back to the school.”
“If you’re driving back, why is the curtain still up?”
“Fushiguro went back in to deal with Sukuna who’s more than likely already taken care of the curse I recommend-”
[Name] hung up. “Fucking rule followers and their precious higher ups. And look what a mess I have to take care of” he said as he looked up at the curtain. He sighed and then walked through
“I don’t feel a curse- is that megumi” [Name] thought aloud
“He ain’t coming back” Sukuna teased “Don’t worry I’m in a good mood. Let’s talk”
“I’m not feeling particularly chatty” [Name] called out. Fushiguro and Sukuna turned to the second year in shock
“Fushiguro you should go”
“No. I’m not leaving you alone. And besides it’s my responsibility-”
“Do you think I’m here to kill Yuji?”
“...”
“I’m here to rescue your sorry asses. I was sent on a mission earlier and came back in a hurry to make sure you were okay. I’m a little sad I don’t get to meet the curse that hurt poor Kugisaki-chan but he’ll make do” [Name]’s voice became darker the longer he went on
“My fighting skill is nowhere near the level of Maki’s, but my cursed technique on the other hand… Don’t worry, Yuji’ll make it out alive”
Fushiguro hesitated. He trusted [Name], it was Sukuna who was the problem. The curse was cunning and took advantage of Fushiguro’s hesitation to enact his plan
“It seems he’s having a hard time changing back” Sukuna started “This must be a side effect of using me without restrictions. It’s most likely only a matter of time though… So i’ve been thinking about my next move.”
Before [Name] or Fushiguro could realize, Sukuna had ripped Yuji’s heart out, smiling as blood dripped out of his mouth and the gaping hole in his chest. The two of them froze. If he were at his best [Name] would’ve been able to stop Sukuna from continuing to monologue or even from swallowing another of his fingers. But he had defeated a first grade curse, dealt with the higher ups and rushed to the first years’ rescue within 3 hours.
Fushiguro seemed to follow the conversation as [Name] just stood there, his ears ringing as if he were standing too close to a bomb that went off.
“Itadori will return” Megumi said confidently “Even if it means his death. He’s that kind of guy”
And Megumi was right, [Name] knew of it. So he made a sacrifice. Fushiguro would have to deal with Sukuna while [Name] figured out what to do next. With two fingers Sukuna might’ve been able to resist [Name]’s compulsion. ‘No’ he thought ‘it would take a few more fingers before he was that strong.’
“Stop”
The both of them froze in place. There was a trail of blood running down Yuji’s chest but [Name] could tell Sukuna had done more damage to Megumi than Megumi had done to Yuji’s body
“Stay out of my way Megumi” [Name] said before looking in Sukuna’s eyes “Yuji, if you can hear me. I’m sorry”
“This brat’s not worth the effort” Sukuna smirked. He may not have been able to move but he was going to try and tempt the second year into losing his composure.
“Choke”
Sukuna began to gargle on the blood that was supposed to be pumping through Yuji’s body. Choking, he fell on the ground. Megumi’s eyes widened and he moved to say something but [Name] shot him a desperate, angry look picking up Yuji’s discarded heart shoving it into the empty cavity.
“Heal Him”
“It’s too late [Name]”
“Yuji?? No! NO! YUJI! SWITCH BACK I CAN MAKE HIM HEAL YOU”
“Megumi. [Name]. And Kugisaki and Gojo-sensei. Well I guess I don’t have to worry about him. Live a long life okay?” Yuji smiled as tears dripped onto his face
“I Heard A Rumor” [Name] whispered “That nothing happened and you were gonna be okay”
“What a nice rumor senpai” “Yuji whispered back before the light in his eyes faded
Fushiguro laid a hand on [Name]’s shoulder looking up to the sky as he tried to keep from crying. [Name] let out a pained scream shocking Fushiguro. Megumi wrapped his arms around [Name] trying to pull him up and meeting resistance Fushiguro just walked toward the exit before stopping. Without looking back he said “I’ll send Gojo to collect you both” and then walked off.
Gojo did come back to pick up the body and the shell shocked [Name] but when he showed up there was nothing there. As if the land behind the two had just up and walked away. Gojo wasn’t informed of [Name]’s rumor but assumed the boy did it out of rage. He was the only one able to wipe a location off the map so cleanly. What he didn’t realize that if the land had returned to its natural state as if nothing had ever happened, Yuji was bound to be okay
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Child!Byleth as a Professor
Alright, at some point I saw a post about how funny it would be if tiny child Byleth became the professor instead wait a second how old are we of the adult one.
I wanted to find the og post and link it because I love the idea and wanted to write for it, but I couldn’t find it.
If OP is reading this, know that your idea is BRILLIANT!
Now that context is over, LET THE LESSON BEGIN
EDIT: Child!Byleth Post Masterlist here!
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Child!Byleth as a Professor (Part 1)
Meeting the Tiny Professor
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“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me...” Jeralt said as he face palmed.
Rhea had told Jeralt that his son would be a Professor at this academy after his heroic feats saving some students.
What boggled his mind, and everyone else’s in that room, was that his son looked like he was about 10 years old.
True, he was a gifted mercenary and a smart kid. He didn’t earn the title ‘The Ashen Demon’ by lazing around all day, but he was not expressive in the slightest.
He was sure that he’d freak everyone out with how he acted, but there wasn’t any use telling Rhea no.
He exited the audience chamber with Byleth, and he looked down at him.
“You heard what she said, right?”
“Yeah...Why me though?” Byleth asked, a blank expression on his face.
“Kid, if I knew, I would’ve told you...How about you get around the academy and get to know the brats? I have to check something in my room. I’ll be with you soon.”
Byleth nodded and went down the stairs.
A knight guarding the room looked at Jeralt.
“Uh sir, shouldn’t he have an escort of some kind?”
Jeralt scoffed, turning back to him.
“If anything, you guys would be escorted by HIM.”
As Byleth walked through the school, he noticed several people giving him funny looks as well as calling him ‘cute’.
He walked to the reception hall and saw Edelgard.
“Ah, hello Byleth.” Edelgard said respectfully.
Byleth nodded silently and she continued.
“Thank you once again for saving me and the others. We are in your debt.”
“Don’t worry about it...By the way, you’re the leader of a house, right?”
“That is correct. What of it?”
“Apparently I’m supposed to be teaching a group of students.”
Edelgard smiled. “I didn’t think you could squeeze out a joke like that.”
His face didn’t even move, only then she realized that he wasn’t joking.
“O-Oh, pardon? You’re replacing our previous professor?”
“Apparently. Miss Rhea wanted it.”
Several students noticed what he said and talked amongst themselves, while guards looked at each other in confusion.
If Byleth could feel a lot of regret, it would be now. The news began to spread like wildfire.
Blue Lions
Once Byleth talked to Dimitri and learned about his household, he was about to find Claude next until he was approached by Annette and Mercedes.
“Hey there! You’re Byleth right?” Annette asked.
“Yes.”
“Oh my goodness! He looks precious!” Mercedes said, cupping her hands together.
Dimitri face palmed in embarrassment. Sure he was a child, but the last thing that this kid needed was to be coddled.
Byleth remained stone-faced as they threw compliments and started to baby talk him.
“Just let us know if you need any help, sweetie! We can be your big sisters!” Annette cheerfully said.
“I must be seeing the other students now, I am on a tight schedule. Please excuse me.” Byleth replied, walking between them but making sure not to hit or shove them.
He walked off towards the Golden Deer house while all three of them looked at Byleth curiously.
Felix, Sylvain, and Ingrid were speaking to each other until they saw Byleth walk by.
(Sylvain) “Hey there, you lost?”
Byleth turned towards Sylvain, his cold gaze instantly scaring him.
“I’m okay, thank you.”
Ingrid smiled politely and knelt down.
“Sorry, my friend didn’t mean to be rude. I’m Ingrid! And that’s Sylvain and Felix.”
“My name is Byleth. A pleasure.”
“So, you’re that kid everyone’s been talking about.” Felix said, a hint of hostility aiming at him.
“How did someone like you managed to get picked to be a professor?”
Ingrid slapped his shoulder angrily.
“Hey, don’t be mean! He’s just a child!”
Felix ignored her and continued.
“Listen here, I won’t let a kid get the better of me-”
Byleth turned to him, keeping his stone-faced expression.
“You won’t win.”
Ingrid was taken aback while Sylvain snorted, immediately looking at Felix who’s face spelled nothing but surprise and something that said ‘YOU WANNA GO?’.
“Is there any other students in the Blue Lions I should know about?” Byleth asked, turning back to Ingrid.
“U-Um...There’s Dedue and Ashe. They’re inside right now.”
“Thank you. Excuse me.”
He didn’t turn back to face Felix, who was ready to strangle the child until Ingrid karate chopped his head.
“Ack! What the-”
“ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PICKING A FIGHT WITH A CHILD, FELIX?!”
Byleth introduced himself to Ashe and Dedue. It was mostly Ashe talking the entire time since both of them were extremely quiet.
(Ashe) “U-Um...well, I look forward to speaking to you more often!”
Ashe said smiling. Byleth nodded at him then turned back to Dedue.
They both stared at each other, seemingly examining in close detail about the person they were staring down.
After a while, they both nodded at the same time, gaining a silent respect for each other and Byleth left.
(Dedue) “...I like him.”
Golden Deer
Leonie was the first to notice that a child was at the doors, but then she realized who exactly the child was.
“Hey, you’re Captain Jeralt’s kid, right?”
He looked up at her, not seemingly caring about the fact he was.
“I’m told that, yes.”
“You’re told-What? You should have pride in that! I was personally taught by the Blade Breaker at your age, and I am forever grateful for that!”
“Okay.”
Leonie’s anger went from 0 to the eternal hells.
“Oh, you’re a little punk, you know that!?” Leonie shouted, seemingly getting more and more angry that THIS is Jeralt’s child.
Hilda came in and separated the two.
“Alright, settle down there, Leonie! No need to pick a fight with our possible professor!”
“WHAT?! This kid is our professor?!”
“I possibly can. I’m here to speak to the students of the Golden Deer. Claude said I’d be able to find everyone in here.” Byleth said, looking disinterestedly around the classroom.
“You’ve come to the right place! Sorry about her, my name’s Hilda kiddo!”
“Please refrain from calling me that-”
“I’ll be more than happy to help you out in case you need help with shelves and such-”
“Is there anyone else I can talk to?”
Now, Hilda was just as angry as Leonie.
“What the, hey I’m being nice here!”
“I appreciate it, but I can do without the coddling. I am aware of my appearance, but I am far from just a child. Excuse me.”
He walked off, and they immediately started grumbling angrily about the brat that they had just seen.
Lysithea was watching from a distance, and immediately gained respect for the tiny professor.
“Finally, someone who understands my pain...!” She said to herself.
Afrer a seemingly pleasant conversation with Raphael and Ignatz, he left to find the other students. The three had discussed their history of the class and how strong they were, noticing that Byleth was especially strong himself.
Raphael offered to train with Byleth and Ignatz offered to study, to which he both respectfully declined due to his tight schedule. Byleth took a mental note of liking the two, however.
He went up to Lorenz, politely clearing his throat to get his attention.
“Ah, hello there! You must be the new professor! You may just be a child, but please note, you will not get any special treatment from me! For I am a noble, and to disregard such formalities for someone like you would-”
Byleth immediately lost interest, and turned away to find another student.
“What the- GET BACK HERE! I WASN’T FINISHED YOUNG MAN!”
“When you have something to say instead of idly flaunting, then please feel free to find me.” Byleth said without turning back, walking towards Marianne.
“O-Oh...hi there.” Marianne said shyly.
“Hello. My name is Byleth.”
“You’re...the professor? You’re so young!”
“I get that a lot.”
Marianne immediately backpedaled, her eyes going wide.
“I-I’m so sorry! I d-didn’t mean to offend you! You’re b-better off talking to someone else!”
“...Uwah...!”
Everyone in the room turned to look at Byleth as soon as he made that adorable noise.
Even though his face was still not moving, his voice sounded slightly panicked.
“P-Please do not worry about it. You’re one of the nicer people I’ve talked to today.”
Marianne’s heart skipped a beat as soon as she heard that.
“T-Thank you...” Marianne replied, slightly embarrassed she was being comforted by a child.
“Please take care.” Byleth said, bowing, then leaving the room.
“W-What a nice child...”
As he walked out, he saw Claude leaning against a pillar.
“So, got to know a bit of these misfits?”
“It’s a madhouse.”
Claude snorted, seeing everyone’s reaction, ranging from laughing, to pure rage at him.
“Well, it’s our little slice of heaven from the Alliance! Thanks for taking the time, professor!”
Byleth silently nodded and went to the Black Eagles class.
(Hilda) “That-”
(Lorenz) “Little-”
(Leonie) “DEVIL!”
Black Eagles
Dorothea and Petra saw Byleth walk in and waved hello at him. He began to walk over to her as she introduced herself.
“Greetings. My name be...IS, Petra.”
“Hey, my name’s Dorothea. You must be Byleth, right?”
“I am. Nice to meet you two. Can you tell me about this class?”
Dorothea explained the very basics of the empire, considering she was a commoner and not of high status.
Petra explained that she was a transfer student, and studying their language.
"I see. I will speak to your classmates for more info, but thank you very much, Petra and Dorothea. Please excuse me, but it was a pleasure speaking to you.”
He walked off towards Caspar and Linhardt.
“What a precious little kid! To think he might be our professor!”
“I know right? He was much polite for someone his age.
Caspar and Linhardt turned to Byleth as he walked near them.
“Huh? You lost kid?”
“That’s not just a kid, Caspar, that’s the new professor.”
“Huh? Is that sarcasm I hear, Linhardt?!”
“It’s not...Frankly, I’m as surprised as you are.” Linhardt said.
“That being said, you must be exceptionally intelligent to be teaching at this age.”
“Hmph.” Byleth replied. “Care to tell me about yourselves?”
“Well, I’m Caspar, and that’s Linhardt. I’m here to train as a warrior!”
“I’m here to research whatever interests me...”
“Care to elaborate?” Byleth asked.
“Ah, I’m sorry but...I am quite tired and cannot spare the time to-”
“Horribly lazy, got it.” Byleth said turning to Caspar.
Though that was very true, that still hurt.
Caspar laughed and crossed his arms.
“I like you, Byleth! Hope we see more of you!”
Byleth nodded and went towards Ferdinand.
“Hello, you’re the new professor? I am Ferdinand Von Aegir, son of the most famous household in the Empire, and rival of Lady Edelgard herself!”
Byleth looked at Ferdinand interestingly for a moment, until he properly examined him.
“All due respect, you wouldn’t even be able to contend with me, mister Ferdinand.”
“What the?! I wouldn’t be able to contend with a mere child?!”
Byleth sighed, realizing he just found another Lorenz-type.
“You may be the son of Sir Jeralt, but that is quite arrogant of you!”
“Please elaborate the differences of mine vs yours with Edelgard. I’d hesitate to even call you a bench-warmer.”
Everyone was taken completely aback, overhearing their conversation.
Byleth bowed and turned away.
“My apologies for such a rude statement. Please excuse me, I am on a schedule.”
He walked away, Ferdinand at a loss for words.
“...What...What’s with this sassy child?! This is to be a professor?!”
He went towards Hubert who had been watching him closely the entire time.
“You...you’re dangerous.” Hubert said calmly.
Byleth stared back at him, not being intimidated by his presence.
“Yourself as well. You know who I am, so what is your name?”
“Hubert. I am the aide to Lady Edelgard. I trust you have met her already.”
“Indeed. She spoke highly of you.”
They stared each other down, the aura that both of them were radiating was enough to make a warrior drop his weapon out of fear.
“I hope to see you in action soon, Professor.”
“You too, Hubert.”
They both nodded and Byleth left to go talk with Bernadetta.
Though it was a mutual respect, everyone was sure they were planning how to murder each other already.
Bernadetta was facing a corner, hoping not to get noticed.
“Please don’t see me! Please don’t see me!”
“Excuse me-”
“EEEEK! I’M...O-Oh, it’s...a child.”
“If I may ask, who were you hiding from?”
“Oh, well I heard that the new professor was SUPER scary! And I didn’t want to him to talk to me because well...I’m not great with people, little guy. Hopefully he’ll overlook me.”
Everyone stared at Bernadetta, she didn’t realize that she was basically insulting the professor right now.
Byleth however found this entire situation...amusing. His face went something like this.
I like this one...
“May I ask your name?”
“Huh? Oh uh, it’s Bernadetta. What’s yours?”
“Byleth.”
He turned around still wearing a small smile as Bernadetta’s smile slowly disappeared and turned into an open mouth of horror.
As he left to go find Jeralt, he heard Bernadetta let out a wail, realizing what she had just done.
Audience Chamber...
Rhea, Seteth and Jeralt were waiting as he walked back in.
“Hey kid, how’d it go?”
“Was alright.” Byleth replied standing by his dad.
“Hello, Byleth. Have you made your decision?”
“...Miss Rhea? May I speak freely for a moment?”
“Of course, dear-”
“They’re all idiots.”
Rhea’s eyes widened while Seteth gasped audibly. Byleth stood still not really knowing what he said was very rude.
Jeralt however, began laughing his ass off.
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Cursed Inc.
I enjoy writing comic book scripts, but found that I don’t have the patience to illustrate them. So I’ve decided to upload my latest one here. You are free to do what you want with it. Draw it, critique it, sketch characters from it, whatever. Just tag me. If you do critique it, it sucks isn’t a critique. Reasons it sucks and how I can improve is a critique.
Cursed Inc.
Page 1
Panel 1.
We are looking through binoculars at 4 individuals coming out of a door at the end of a dead-end neon-soaked alley, there are air conditioners, pipes, and wires everywhere. Anything happening in the alley should be lit by the harsh neon lighting until otherwise noted. The one in front, (looking like the security he is) is a large green orc covered in runic tattoos and wearing lots of bone jewelry with symbols and runes carved into them. On his lower half he’s wearing fatigue’s and boots, on his upper half he just wears a plate carrier. He carries a military looking rifle thar can be based on a real rifle or something made up. Behind him is a being in a trench coated. His head is a flaming skull stuffed in a fishbowl helmet. There are tubes and wires coming out of the back of the helmet running down to boxy satchel slung over his shoulder like an oversized purse. You can’t see his hands in this shot, but when you do se them they are robotic. Behind him are two individuals. A chubby man (Dwane) with long hair that’s been dyed blond, the dark roots are starting to show. He carries a very basic rifle with a wood stock and scope. There are runes carved in the stock. Next to him is a dumpy looking female (Halley). She also has died blond hair. We can see that they have elfin ears, but if they are ever shown close up, you should be able to see that the ears are bad plastic surgery that are pretty scarred. They are both wearing what looks like Adidas track suits, but instead of the three stripes running down the sides it’s one solid white with intermittent arcane symbols.
Andi (OP): There here. Looks like 4 of them.
Panel 2.
We are up on a rooftop looking down at a sniper who’s looking down through her scope. She has blond hair, a nice red jacket with tight black pants. If we can see her ears, she’s an elf with delicate but aloof features.
Joni: I see them. The heavy looks like he’s wearing some serious runic protection.
Panel 3.
We are inside a dingy hotel room. There is a girl, Andi, looking through the monocular holding a walkie-talkie. She has a short pixie cut and is wear jeans, a hoody (hood up), and a black pair of Chucks. We may or may not be able to see it, but she has a 1911 strapped to her right hip. She is facing left looking out the window in front of her. Off to her right sits a large shadowy figure we only see in silhouette. This is Ed. He has a massive shaggy head. He’s definitely not human.
Ed: I can take him!
Page 2
Panel 1.
Andi looking over at us with a serious look on her face.
Andi: Not yet. I need you to concentrate Ed. Do you remember the plan?
Ed (OP): I remember.
Andi: Good.
Panel 2.
Andi talking into the walkie-talkie again.
Andi: You think you can take him out?
Joni (OP): Possibly.
Andi: …sigh… You ready Matthew?
Panel 3.
On a back-alley balcony. We see what looks like the moth man with a mohawk dressed like an 80’s punker. His wings stick out of the back of a jean battle vest covered with patches and pins. He wear’s no pants or shoes. Definitely a guy who’s down to talk about how The Man is keeping him down. He’s holding a mechanical device about the size of a bowling ball that has a satchel sling that he wears over his shoulder while he talks into his walkie-talkie.
Matthew: You take out the heavy and I am.
Panel 4.
Close up of Andi talking into her walkie-talkie.
Andi: 10-4. Joni, take the shot. Ed, get ready just in case.
Page 3
Panel 1.
Side shot of Joni looking through her rifle. She is very put together. Flashy earrings and her nails are manicured.
Panel 2
We are looking at the orc through Joni’s scope. The cross hairs are on the orc’s forehead.
Joni: Damn…
Panel 3.
Glory shot of the orc.
Joni (OP): …you are a big boy.
Page 4
Panel 1.
Close up on Joni’s finger pulling the trigger.
Sfx: tkk
Panel 2.
SFX: BOOM
The sound effect is attached to the previous panels tkk sound effect to show they are happening almost simultaneously.
Panel 3.
The orcs head being slammed back from the impact of the bullet. Mouth open spittle flying. No blood.
Panel 4.
Close on Joni squinting through her scope.
Joni: He’s down.
Page 5
Panel 1.
Close up on Andi looking through her binoculars out the window.
Andi: But is he out?
Panel 2.
The orc angrily siting up.
Andi (OP): Nope! Not out.
Panel 3.
The orc is getting up pointing back at the skull guy.
Orc: Get him out of here!
Panel 4.
Andi yelling at the dark shape that is Ed while she gestures at the window.
Andi: You got you’re wish. Go!
Page 6
Panel 1.
We finally see Ed. He is leaping through the window to attack the orc below. He is surrounded by shards of glass that glitter and reflect the surrounding neon. He has a large muscular man body with head of a maned lion. He is wearing jeans and boots. Around his neck is a large green crystal on a heavy gold chain.
Page 7
Panel 1.
The blonds are grabbing skull head escorting/dragging him back towards the door.
Guy 1: Come on boss, let’s go!
Skull: I am not running from his goons! Dwane, take care that sniper! Halley, give Orson some focus!
Panel 2
Ed landing in front of the orc
Panel 3
Skull head has his robotic hand on the female (Halley) blond in the track suit’s shoulder as she shoots blue bolts of energy at Orson the orc. The Dwane is aiming up and off panel firing his AR looking rifle.
Panel 4
Joni is taking fire from street level. She is grabbing her rifle backing away from the bullets pinging around her.
Page 8
Panel 1
Ed flying towards the Orson the orc who looks like he’s more muscular than before as he’s being energized in blue lighting from off panel.
Page 9
Panel 1.
Caption: The day before.
We see Andi sitting in a very nice office. Behind the desk in front of her is a goblin (Heezer) in a suit.
Andi: Absolutely not. The job is worth twice that if not more.
Panel 2.
Close up on a smug mockingly apologetic Heezer:
Heezer: I’m sorry Andi. Maybe last year when you had a reputation. Now… well, you’re welcome to go find employment somewhere else. Maybe someone else is willing to take a risk on you without Ed.
Panel 3.
Close up on an angry looking Andi.
Andi: Damn you Heezer! Ed is still part of the crew.
Panel 4.
Smug looking Heezer.
Heezer: Tell you what, bring Edward in here and I’ll double the price.
Panel 5.
Close up on a furious Andi.
Andi: Damn you Heezer!
Panel 6.
Close up on a sneering Heezer.
Heezer: Rebuild your reputation. Bring me the artifact.
Page 10
Panel 1.
We see Andi running down some stairs. The walls are covered in graffiti. She is screaming into her walkie-talkie.
Andi: Matthew, get down there and shut the artifact down!
Panel 2.
Matthew fiddling with his doohickey as he talks on the walkie-talkie.
Matthew: I’m not going down there you have Ed clear the way.
Panel 3.
We se the Orc who is in full on hulk mode giving Ed an uppercut that is knocking him straight up into the air.
Panel 4.
Andi bursting through a graffiti covered door into the alley.
Andi: Damn it Matthew, we need that him down now!
Panel 5.
Andi running towards the battle between Ed and Orson.
Andi: Nobody get’s paid unless we turn in the artifact! Do your damn jobs!
Page 11
Panel 1.
We see Matthew talking into his walkie-talkie looking off panel.
Matthew: It’s way to hairy down there for me. At least have Joni take out the sniper.
Panel 2.
Joni crouching behind a larger roof mounted air conditioner that is taking in coming fire.
Joni: Incoming fire always has the right of way!
Panel 3.
Orson is on top of Ed just beating the hell out of him.
Panel 4.
Full body shot of Andy pulling off her hood. She looks pissed. We see tentacles starting to manifest through her clothing.
Andi: Do I have to do everything myself?
Page 12
Panel 1.
Close up on Andi’s hands she is flexing it into a claw as a tentacle starts to appear from her wrist. This can be one or two panels showing each hand and tentacle set. Depends how artists feel the overall page should flow
Panel 2.
Andi now has tentacles coming out from each wrist one from each thigh lifting her off the ground. The tentacles ignore clothes and where the state from the body they are semi-transparent. She is reaching out with her tentacles grabbing at Orson. Pulling him off of Ed by the throat.
Page 13
Panel 1.
The flaming skull points off panel ordering Halley to attack Andi.
Skull: Stop her!
Panel 2.
Halley is firing Red bolts of lightning from her hands now. Skully still has his hands on her shoulder.
Panel 3.
Andi who is holding Orson in the air is being engulfed in red lightning from off panel. It doesn’t feel good to either her or Orson.
Page 14
Panel 1.
Close up on Andi’s face as she wears a grimace of pain from electrocution.
Andi: Damn it Matthew!
Panel 2.
A bloody looking Ed looking of panel with furry in his eyes.
Ed: Grrr!
Panel 3.
Ed rushing towards Skully and Halley.
Skully: Dwane!
Panel 4.
Dwane now firing at Ed.
Ed getting hit by rifle fire. The bullets ripping into Ed aren’t going to kill him, but they aren’t making him happy.
Page 15
Panel 1.
Joni popping up from behind the shredded air conditioner starting to aim off panel.
Joni: Finally!
Panel 2.
Andi has released Orson and has brought all four tentacles in front of her to use as a shield to block the red electricity from Dwane.
Panel 3.
Orson who no longer looks like he’s in Hulk mode without the blue electricity, has recovered from being strangled by Joni is rushing back to grabbing a shot up and bleeding Ed.
Page 16
Panel 1.
Close up on Joni looking at us through her rifle scope.
Joni: Se ya poser.
Panel 2.
Dwane getting blasted back by a shot to the chest. It’s lifting him off his feet a bit.
Joni (OP): Gotcha! You’re up Matthew!
Panel 3.
Matthew finally getting up off his railing, palming the doohickey like a basketball.
Matthew: Fine.
Panel 4.
Matthew flying down towards Skully.
Page 17
Panel 1.
We see Orson and Ed locked in battle. Orson is definitely on the losing end of things. In the background is Skully and Halley throwing electricity.
Page 18
Panel 1
Matthew landing at Skully’s feet who still has his hand on Halley who is firing electricity of panel. She doesn’t notice Matthew, but Skully is looking down at Matthew.
Panel 2.
Matthew looking up at us pressing a button on the doohickey.
SFX: click
Matthew: Hi.
Panel 3
Mathew leaping off panel leaving the doohickey at Skully’s feet. Skully is watching him leave.
Panel 4.
Skully looking down at the doohickey.
Skully: What the-
Panel 5.
SFX (big
bold lettering): CLICK!
Page 19
Panel 1.
All neon light is out in the alley. It’s not completely dark, but there isn’t much light anymore. Skully is collapsing next to a surprised looking Halley.
Skully: Damn it!
Panel 2.
Andi is pulling out her .45 as she runs past Ed who is literally tearing out Orson’s throat with his teeth.
Andi: Damn it Edward! You don’t eat people! We’ve talked about this!
Panel 3.
We are looking up at a blood-soaked Ed who looks sorry.
Ed: Sorry Andi...
Panel 4.
Andi standing in front of Haley aiming her gun at her. Halley stands there her hands out like she might shoot more electricity of them, but she looks very unsure. Skully lays in a crumpled heap at her feet.
Andi: Stand down. If you get your boyfriend to a hospital now, they might be able to save him.
Page 20
Panel 1.
We are behind Halley looking down at Dwane who is clutching his chest laying in a pool of his own blood.
Halley: He’s… my husband.
Andi (OP): Well you’re gonna’ be his widow if you don’t get a move on.
Panel 2.
Andi looking down at Skully talking on her walkie-talkie. Behind her is Halley who is trying to deal with her husband.
Andi: Everyone, re-group on me.
Panel 3.
Andi is reaching down on us as if we were Skully.
Andi: For what it ‘s worth, you were worth a lot more than 500 credits.
Panel 4.
Andi is now holding the fishbowl helmet that holds the helmet. Ed is approaching off panel.
Skully: 500 credits!? Heezer is a cheap bastard, but that’s ridiculous!
Panel 5.
Andi handing Skully and the satchel he’s connected to, to Ed.
Andi: Take him to the truck, I’ll be there in a second.
Page 21.
Panel 1.
Joni and Matthew walking up to Andi. In the background we see Halley trying to drag her husband off by the armpits.
Andi: Ed and are taking the artifact in for payment. Meet us back at the shop for payment. I want an itemized list of expenses from both of you.
Panel 2.
Andi pointing at Joni.
Andi: I heard two shots, don’t bill me for anything more.
Joni: Whatever Andi. I’ll bill you for the shots I took. Just like always.
Andi: Yeah.
Panel 3.
No Andi is pointing at Matthew.
Andi: We are a team. I expect a little quicker response time out of you.
Panel 4.
Close up on Matthew.
Matthew: Pay me what I’m worth and maybe you’ll get a team player.
Andi: I pay you according to what I get payed. Step it up, and maybe we’ll get payed more.
Panel 5.
Both Matthew and Joni walking away in separate directions leaving Joni to stand there.
Matthew: Whatever. Don’t blame us for your problems. I’m not taking a bullet for this outfit.
Page 22
Panel 1
Ed is carrying Skully as he approaches a very banged up A-Haul moving truck.
Skully: Huh, haven’t seen that in a long time.
Panel 2.
Ed lifting the door to the back of the truck. Skully is looking at the crystal that hangs from his neck.
Skully: The amulet of Oondar.
Panel 3.
Ed sitting down sulking in the back of the truck.
Ed: It’s the Crystal of Skoor.
Skully: Skoor must have stolen it from Oondar. I should know, I made it for Oondar.
Panel 4.
Close up on a sulky looking Ed.
Ed: Shut up. You don’t know jack.
Panel 5.
Close up on the grinning skull.
Skully: If you say so my good Guardian.
Page 23
Panel 1.
A confused looking Ed.
Ed: What did you call me?
Panel 2.
Andi his getting into the drivers set of the truck now.
Andi: Edward! Quit chatting with the artifact. Are we good to go to Heezer straight away, or do I need to stop off at the infirmary first?
Ed: What?
Panel 3.
Close up on an annoyed looking Andi.
Andi: Payment or infirmary Edward! Which is it?
Ed: Oh… Uh payment is fine. I’m healing ok, I guess.
Panel 4.
We are looking through the windshield of the truck. Andi looks like she is in a really bad mood.
Andi: Well that’s something at least.
Panel 5.
The truck driving off.
Andi (OP): Maybe we’ll even break even on this one.
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Since you like my alt-Marauders (WHICH IM SO HAPPY FOR) how about challenge for headcanons of them interacting with the Smashers, as allies or foes or just a chance encounter? No need to, I just thought it might be something you'd have fun with!
@thecorteztwins k I'm suddenly in a big writing mood so!! FINALLY getting around to this I'm so sorry sksksk
For anyone who doesn't know: Thecorteztwins has an amazing au where she's collected Haven (thicc angel lady who was possessed by a demon disguised as a baby), Claudine (Miss Sinister),Madelyne (clone of Jean Grey), Pyro, Sebastian Shaw, Shinobi Shaw and sometimes Alice (a clone being tested by Claudine)!
I feel like the first few days are really testy. Everyone's got some bone to pick, the usual. But the biggest thing? The name. A brief encounter with paparazzi ends with their name and the reactions go from Pyro and Claudine scoffing at how silly it sounds and what a rip off it is (Pyro being a writer?? U KNOW he wouldn't stand for Alt Marauders) to Shaw sighing about the fact that he's been stuck on a team with a cliche super nickname.
Then there's personal names because once again, Pryo and Shinobi both agree that everyone needs a name to reapply make them unique! Hardly anyone goes for it, ranging from Haven's soft "no thank you" to Shaw punting Pyro into a wall. Madelyne is slightly soft for Pyro's RPG themed alias ideas for her and less than impressed for Shinobi's idea of "Mad Milf".
Alice....I'm definitely thinking she gets nicknamed "White Rabbit" or "Wonderland" because; 1) no one can leave her out of getting a name. 2) Pyro 100% would give a cheesy media related name and 3) I like the very small connections of white rabbit to the white and red queens in Alice in Wonderland (and 4) rabbits always get experimented on :).
Gamma Gals having amazing duos with the ladies of the Marauders? Absolutely!!
Jen and Haven, being an amazing duo and I feel like they'd be the two who would have that issue where they're the only ones who can save the day and end up learning a lot from each other? Haven is probably thanking her stars that she finally gets to meet a hero who believes in her kindness just as much as she does (S H A W).
Just....Haven being able to meet an even bigger woman and trading stories and being GalPals(TM). Its a really interesting concept to me that Haven is someone who was deliberately used to destroy and Jen is someone who's entire identity is formed around smashing and destruction. It's probably rather cathartic to be working with someone who purely doesn't want to resort to violence immediately and who has been used (Haven by her demon and Jen by different people).
But also learning something from each other? Haven being able to see that sometimes you do need to fight for what you love and Haven proves to Jen that even after all this time, it isn't the muscle or power that can save everything, it's her and her drive and will alone. Catch Red and Shaw scoffing about it.
Speaking of, those two could either REALLY clash or really get along, no imbetweens. Have we found another old man for Shaw to wrestle with, Roman style??? (Ngl that would be hot in a sick way)
Skaar and Shinobi? Both long haired, beautiful, sons of big figures, grew up in abusive environments,,,,its a duo. Just put Shinobi into a mini team with Skaar and Daken and we have the "Black haired brood squad"
Rick and Pyro working together to have a joint production??? FIrebomb productions baby!! My podcast ideas? Absolutely would happen when you combine these two and its hell. Aka; Rick and Pyro gossip on their podcast and give advice to starting heroes as immortals and smack talk. But also outside of that I imagine they can get along a lot in the "had a hard time accepting stuff" and "we were heroes who often did a lot for others and got disregarded and hurt for it".
Pyro: Hey if I set you on fire can you become a flaming bowling ball
Rick: well let's fine out!!
Red and Shaw....there's a lot there. Both are old men who have been pressed on in their lives and affected by masculine presences in their lives...both are regarded as awful shitbags but they're both MUCH more complex and driven by a need for power and stability...lots of thoughts here.
Shaw and Red are one team you do NOT wanna mess with because two old men who are perfectly willing to do what's needed? Red can respect a man willing to get his hands dirty with clear means and Shaw can probably like a guy who has the drive to do what he believes is the better good. Also big hulk man who can give you endless power.
But also differences in them because Shaw abused and continues to abuse Shinobi while Red neglected and most likely emotionally abused Betty but it seemingly trying to make a difference in it now that she's come back? I feel like these two probably have a SUPER in depth conversation when forced to or alone and then never speak about it again.
Spending of Betty! Her and Madelyne?? What a DUO they're litreally a great mix because Maddie is a clone of Jean, Betty was assumed to be a clone at first and often has to suffer being the "domintrix" she hulk. Both have serious issues with their mental health and identities as well as dealing with their lives being ruled or devoted to men who ruin them. Both want freedom and have such passion! I just....so much to say about these two and the similarities. They're both red.
But yeah Phoenix and Harpy?? Skksks Maddie voice: I'm FIRE HARPY nOW
Am I still yelling for her hero name to be Griffin because of how mystical they are and being a bird and lion??? Yeah.
Also sad thoughts but,,,gals talking about their lost kids (Maddie with Nate and Betty suffered a miscarriage induced from stress), the stress of their lovers and who they've lost to (Jean, Emma, Caiera, Jarella,,,) and being manipulated by men for their power (Maddie by Sinister into Goblyn queen and Betty by Leader into Red She-hulk, Harpy, both died).
Anyway point is I can fully see them two just CLICKING or fighting a lot at first until someone points out just how similar they are. Then? Maddie and Betty out here being the brand new Thelma and Louise. Red and Black styles, willing to use force but protect the innocent, both take Alice and this cute kid that Betty absolutely mother henned in her run and,,,two moms and their talented daughters pls step out the way sir.
Tbh I don't think I have much for Samuel apart form him having a small crush on Claudine (and like,,,,not in That Sense, but Samuel does have a big history of falling for smart women or just...OP women). And then a series of gags where Haven wants to know him because he's like Shaw but also incredibly different in thinking and everytime she walks into the room,,,,Samuel is doing some horrific experiment and she just NOPES OUT. Shaw wants to make use of this but it goes horribly wrong oh God why did he try.
Lyra! I just....feel like there could be a lot for her and Claudine and Alice. Lyra was genetically engineered to be used in a war and was bullied relentlessly for being "half man" which...is rather transphobic and sexist but that's her storyline and it's too deeply embedded for me to headcanon over it so...sighs.
But yeah!!! Lyra taking Alice and giving her a night of being able to just....be whoever that night, not being pressured to have an identity of the sorts from anyone and just being able to fight people with a giant green woman. Probably has a lot of deep talks later that night with Lyra, sitting over a building and eating ice cream because it was one of the first things Bruce shared with her and a first realisation that Lyra could be more than someone's daughter.
100% would picture this with Carmilla (Lyra's sister and...also messy kinda clone) or Laura Kinney hopping along and!! Clone weapon woman team!! I could GET INTO this!!! Just...pls marvel give me a team of women overcoming abuse and forming identities among each other and cool women,,,,
But also Lyra admittedly would respect Claudine for her skills and her...tenacity? Yeah, that. She has strength and guts and Lyra probably actually tells her that she'd rather get experimented on by Miss Sinister than some pig of a man and Claudine just "thhhanks?"
Hulk,,,,funny enough I don't think I have many ideas for him yet? Probably gets into a fair few fights with Shaw and Haven over different stuff, Maddie has a bome to pick for Betty,,,I am,,,blank.
I feel like a lot of things for him would be Haven trying to break through into him, maybe each of the Marauders dealing with different parts of the system? I can imagine Shinobi and Pyro don't have a high opinion of the oversized dad until Bruce turns super ashen pale and immediately Joe starts yelling for some whisky and GIRLS....and a fella or two for matchstick and ghost baby here.
Maddie thinking that he's another Scott and then finding out that Hulk's thing is more complicated than Scott simply looking for Jean again. Also Maddie demands that she will forcefully adopt Hulk's kids and these two bonding over abusive dads???
But uh,,,that's about it!! Hope you liked it!!! I probably could easily delve into more thoughts if there's anything specific for me to set my mind on.
#thecorteztwins#ask#my writing#belle blurts#samuel sterns#the leader#skaar#rick jones#jennifer walters#she hulk#betty ross#blood harpy#savage she hulk#lyra walters#general ross#Thaddeus ross#red hulk#bruce banner#incredible hulk#hulk and the agents of smash#hulk and the agents of s.m.a.s.h#hulk#sebastian shaw#shinobi shaw#madelyne pryor#haven#miss Sinister#pyro#jesus this got ridiculously long omfg
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For all the new things, I kinda wished they showed all of this before SwSh was released, now it's a bit more pricey and I feel like it's kinda rushed. Also for the Mystery Dungeon, I'm excited for that bit I really hope that include all the starters and non starters as well in the final.
I wish they went ahead and pushed back SaS so it’d be released 2020, with this expansion back already included, and the new places we go to can be unlocked during our adventure or as postgame. I would’ve fine waiting and would’ve preferred it, especially to give them a chance to do more with the main story which is pretty weak and made little sense, and Rose was a very forced in villain. Also made no sense in the story climax. Watching playthroughs and seeing the climax of SaS I’m just...
Its also frustrating that you get to hear about things happening and not actually witness or help. Like, its nice having adults acknowledge that you’re a kid, don’t worry about it we’ll handle it, but at the same time, that’s a chunk of story we have a right to see, and we’re kids in this game, we don’t always do what adults say we should follow and see what’s going on. That could’ve been something optional. Go to event to see what’s happening or skip it to go to the next gym.
And this is turning into a rant so I’m going to put this below. For those that just want to read my comments on Mystery Dungeon, scroll down till you get to the Pikachu gif, I’ll talk about it below.
Also there could’ve been improvements with the rivals. Marnie is suuuuper intriguing and I love her, Bede I also like though that’s more me missing mean rivals and man, he’s a brat and I say that with affection. But in the grand scheme of things, they felt pointless. More could’ve been done to include them. And Hop. God, Hop. I know people like him, but from what I’ve seen, he seems like the most annoying “friend rival” made to date. He does not know what personal space is. He waits for you in front of gyms. He waits for you on new routes. He has to comment on almost every move you make in your fights with him.
I don’t even own the games but just from the playthroughs I’ve watched I’m just... go away. Leave the lead alone. Everywhere you turn, he’s there, waiting for you. It also feels like he only got endorsed because he’s Leon’s younger brother. There’s nothing about him that I like. And, I don’t know why he gets the other wolf legendary? What makes him worthy?What makes him want to be a Professor in the future? That’s out of nowhere.
Something more could’ve been done with Hop, maybe an arc of him resenting you a little because every match you beat him, and he’s the Champion’s younger brother and you just seem to stay ahead. Maybe let us have more scene of him talking with Sonia since he’s going to be her future assistant. If he’s going to be constantly stalking us and waiting for us, then yeah, let’s at least better build up where his character will go.
Then there’s the issue of pokemon. With it pretty much confirmed they just reused models from gen 7, yeah, there’s no reason to not include more pokemon. If not the National Dex, which wouldn’t bother me too much, then go ahead and add about half. At most, I’d love pokemon included that would make the most sense. Like, lion is a big symbol throughout all of Europe. There should be a lion in Galar, either Litleo or Shinx returning if not a new lion pokemon. And with the expansion packs, yeah, they’re already adding 200 each pack.
And a lot of this dlc should already be in the game. If 400 pokemon are going to be added in, they should already be there. The new Giga forms should already be there and we should’ve seen the Giga Venusaur and Blastoise the same time as Charizard.
I’m also salty that there’s no going to Kalos. Maybe it’ll be a future expansion, and that’s a dlc I wouldn’t mind, but those are two very linked countries they’re based on. And Galar truly isn’t a big region. The Wild Area isn’t as big as it could be. Like, it doesn’t have to be BotW big, but it could’ve been bigger than what we got. And if not expanding the Wild Area, we could’ve had Kalos as a new region to go to, and more gyms for us to do.
ALSO.
I am not a fan of you refacing the gyms and having them act as your “Elite Four”.
They’ve already been fought. Aside from the first two, you’ve already fought all the star Giga forms they have. Its a really lazy decision. At least, you can have the two first gym leaders come in since you didn’t fight their star Giga forms, and include the other two version exclusive gym leaders as the other two. Just for some freshness in this final challenge.
I know they’re not big on voice acting, but, they should’ve put some form of VA into these games. Its a little awkward to get animated cutscenes and there’s no voices coming forth. And its at its worst when you get to Piers and you see him singing away, I presume loudly, into his mic and its just awkward cause there’s no voice and you can hear him tapping his foot to the music and its just so off putting to watch cause something is missing: a voice! And you know what’s the kicker? Pokemon has included voice acting before.
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There is no reason to not do something similar, at least for Piers’ intro so its not so awkward to watch.
And then post game... the official post game... I, I honestly can’t say what is even going on? Those two blonde bimbos, those designs, who agreed to pass them? For sword guy, I don’t know whether I should be laughing or uncomfortable. Its like, an in between especially when his hair flops around. Also, their reasoning, they’re causing chaos in Galar because they didn’t like a book Sonia wrote???
The villains in these games are just so dumb.
Like, Rose had a good motive but, he is still forced in. And he activates the climax for no reason. He was promised by Leon that he would help with Eternatus, all he had to do was wait through one match. One match that would’ve been 30 minutes at most, roughly. Yet he couldn’t wait for one match and went ahead and woke up Eternatus, does a video asking for help, and when you arrive, stops you for a battle that doesn’t make sense to have cause he asked for help why is he holding you up with a battle??
And Team Yell. Supposed to be like, a 2nd Team Skull and these guys could dream to live up to Team Skull. They can’t. They’re not funny or enjoyable at all. And my friend brought up a good point on the issue of having Team Yell based on punks when they’re supposed to be the “villainous” team. Punks, historically, were rebelling against an unfair system, they were progressive and revolutionary. They stood up for LBGT rights, they stood for having individual freedom, and just wanted to break the restrictions society wanted to place on people, let people express themselves and be who they want to be.
If you want Team Yell to be a 2nd Skull and play around with punks as their theme, then they should’ve been set up to be red herrings as well. Be wary at first and then later find that they have hearts of gold, and mean well, even if they can be a tad extreme sometimes. And maybe they can help build up the danger of Rose, who in turn wants to paint them in with a bad image since they’re going against him and what’s normal in society.
Anyway... Sword and Shield honestly should’ve been pushed back. They should’ve been saved for 2020, or even 2021, or however how much time they need. I would’ve been fine waiting. A lot of fans would be. But what we got wasn’t worth the $60 it was being sold at, and definitely not worth the $90 its being sold at with the expansion packs, and as far as I know, these are very, very small areas to explore. Cause as we’ve seen with SaS, they built it up to be big and grand and, well, the Wild Area was smaller than expected and the whole was far shorter than expected. You could beat it in 20 hours roughly.
I even have mixed feelings on there being no enhanced version, cause these games do have potential, they just needed more time and polish, and then it could’ve worth the $60 price. But also thankful that there’s not another 2nd version and we may be getting a few expansion packs instead.
Though I do think a lot they’re bringing in should already be in the game.
Anyway, enough ranting about Sas, onto Mystery Dungeon!
Demo I think could’ve been a little longer, they stop you before you go on the Skarmory mission, I think it could’ve been a better placement to end after the Skarmory mission.
Anyway, I like the changes so far. I love you can choose a different pokemon if you don’t like what you got from the test. I love that you have an updated move pool, though I feel kinda OP but you also kinda need it for these games cause I remember them being so hard and as a starter that can’t evolve till like, post game, yeah you’re going to need that help. I love that you get to wear a little scarf. Design wise, a little weird at first but it grew on me. Kinda reminds me of Okami.
By trailer, for sure they’re adding more pokemon in. Lucario is seen in the team, when before, you only saw Lucario as a statue in Red Blue, I believe? Its been a long time. But they only had Gen 1-3 in RB, and Lucario is there so I would think they’d add in a lot more pokemon.
For starters, I’m hopeful that beating the game, if you replay, you’ll get more options for the starters to play as and have as your partner. I’d loooove to have a chance to play as Popplio. Mega Evolution is confirmed, I wonder if regional forms would also be playable, like if we could evolve into Alolan Marowak or be one of the other two regional Meowths. Otherwise, everyone you could be in the old game is there, with no gender restriction! You can be a female Cubone! A male Eevee! A female Cyndaquil! I’m so happy about that since as a kid, I wanted to play Cyndaquil but never got it in the test and had to look it up and was bummed that it was male only and I wanted to be a girl.
My biggest hope though is that with this, we’ll have a chance to play two player, since you have a team of two usually, and your friend or sibling or SO can play your partner.
I am pleasantly surprised with it so far, though I will be holding off when its released in a few months, just going to listen to all reviews once they beat the game and if its very positive, cause SaS had a strong start and then went down hill with Gamefreak rushing it and cutting corners. I’m hopeful for this remake but cautious still.
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summer 2019 anime sum-up
lmao i realized i never did this and posted the fall season b4 this.... oops
kimetsu no yaiba: tbh started out kinda meh. and now it’s turned into one of the new big shounens. i was not expecting that. nearing the end got rly good and i was rly looking forward to more episodes! tanjiro gets cooler and cooler! animation is rly nice (thanks ufotable) and the way tanjiro’s water is animated. like. aesthetic asf. it’s so good. i love black-haired emo dude and zenitsu (my spirit animal) and ofc nezuko she is adorable im c r y. side note: the hashira? i think they’re called? some of the ugliest fkn characters i’ve seen in ages like flame boy? stone boy? i HATE them. and the gem dude too like man get a new tattoo artist on god.... he needs it.,,,,,,and inosuke is so pretty it’s unfair
dr stone: ok man dr stone rly went off. tbh. i’ve always been a whore for chemistry since reading the flavia de luce series (btw, i want more books of) and watching this just tickles my noodle brain in a good way... who needs prozac when i get a shitton of serotonin from watching senku dick around.... (btw what is going on with what’s his face and the girl. yuzuriha????? i can’t remember. i love senku don’t get me wrong but i need their perspective too... bc i hate lion dude... so much.... dick....) again i will repeat that i am a whore for chemistry so i get oFF on this. backgrounds are amazing/ animation so nice n clean (most o the time lmao). i thought i would hate the black n white haired trickster boi and ms yellow ponytail and suika but no! dr stone is such a good show that they are now great, loveable characters. also i am senku and chrome’s whore so jfc. man, i love the explanations of all the chemistry shabang, but some things i think would be better if explained! like senku doing physical labour at the beginning- ex. making all those pots and building that shit by hisself. i know he weak af. yes he smart but like. construction? difficult. pottery? even for me the artist . difficult. and that shed of his was filled to the brim. HOW. anyways, i love this so much i am crying constantly
just realized i didnt need to write about dr stone. oh well.
danmachi 2: wtf yo. haruhime is so pretty but not a fan of her personality! bell still cute af and still don’t rly like aiz! animation good as always, and my god i shit myself whenever the argonaut theme starts up bc that is ? one of the best pieces of non-sawano hiroyuki pieces i’ve ever heard? addicted to it. and the opening! love the dynamics, the brief ‘rain’ scenes like when mikoto slashes the raindrops and just her motion basically? as an animator that is what i aspire to accomplish because i just love that. tiny little scene.
arifureta: this would have been so much better had they dragged out mc’s op-ifying process! made him suffer more! i explained this briefly in my ‘first thoughts’ post for this season, but story-wise and pacing-wise his power-up could have been so much more deserved and gratifying. think shield hero- loser suffers, gets angry, slowly builds up power in an epic payoff! would have been so epic too. and also if they’d made his gained powers less.... crazy nerfed. again: HE SHOULD HAVE SUFFERED MORE AND THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER SHOW. harem thoughts: yue- meh. sucky char honestly. shea- my fav girl, she is a great character don’t judge- sexy and love her personality and love her character design and love how much fanservice she gets lol. panty flash ftw. dragon girl- discount darkness honestly , tho nice design. and mermaid girl- yuck, annoying, DO NOT like the ‘papa’ trope! (ahem sao.) it’s gross. also just fuck mc’s classmates honestly- paladin dude sucks ass, healer girl OOF that last episode ruined her, samurai girl is ok i guess. hate ai-sensei too like shut UPP annoying ass HOEEEEE (postscript: opening=very epic too)
kanata no astra: plot twist? check. trillion well-done plot twists? check. this was done very well. i am so happy. all those plot twists and turns would usually suck in any regular anime- but this was written with GODLIKE ability. thank you, lerche. legit, this was such an enjoyable ride, i eagerly awaited each new ep! typically i hate space-related stuff but like! survival stuff gets my goat.... like this was good- (tho maybe more technical-stuff in the survival theme would make it so cooler) what shocked me the most: (spoilers alert) didn’t end up hating quitterie or funi. (tho the puppet made me want to strangle smth) luca’s gender had rly confused me but i’d decided on him being a boy- so basically that reveal left me like WHOA. i died. did luca rly have to show emo boy their tity tho... kanata losing his arm gave me the yeeeks, charce being the traitor was made sO WELL into a surprise even tho i’d kinda already suspected him<- like that was just fucking amazing writing there. gj. and ares the princess! ok man! shocked! AND also the whole clone thing, just fucked me right up. up the ass. like there are probably more plot twist layers in this than a fkn ogre has.... anyway shrek aside, yun?’s character arc was very pleasing, i think that was done very well! and the ending made me UwU like BRO? goals tbh. yeah this is a hidden gem and is just so good, so well-written overall.
cop craft: didn’t have high expectations. i am now,,, quite,,, shocked &,,, blown away. sweetheart this is a good fucking show. so why @ livechart.me DOES IT HAVE 7.40 STARS WHEN FKN ARIFURETA HAS 7.72. can someone explain this to me? i’m outraged. LIVID. matoba and tilarna were amazing characters btw! loved their dynamic! briefly i thought it might get romantic! nope, it didn’t, so it’s all good. actions scenes were epic, tilarna’s design and outfits were so much nicer than i thought they’d be like. she is so cute. and the op- man, if that is not such a bopper vibe then idk what is. i could watch it forever. it deserves so much more than what it’s got rn.
naka no hito genome: (serious question: is this considered some sort of isekai?) genome gave me btooom vibes honestly but like- this is SO much better than btooom and most game/trap/ kinda shows. fkn BOP of an op, especially the sequence at the end with short clips of each character in action (nutt). paka-san was a good boy and he deserves irl merch. i fell in LOve with all the characters (bubble boy= hot, akatsuki= ok meh actually kinda boring, karin= hot and i want her to punch me, ruromori= beautiful 12/10 would let her stalk me, sleepy eyes boy= baby + dazai vibes and hot af, twin boy= also hot, onigasaki= hot and love him so much, and loli girl= her light grenades got annoying but nice char design) anyways yeah more of this would be epic. i wanna see sakura and her twin reunite, and how they get out basically! also animation quality was very good which is surprising considering it’s a silver link anime.
kono yo no hate de koi wo utau shoujo yu-no: i include the whole title bc this is a good anime. (also livechart.me why 7.27 stars i will fuck you up) only meh part of this is the return to earth from dela granto bc that was like a culture shock and honestly at that point i’d forgotten a lot about what had happened on earth and didn’t care as much. btw, f ayumi and f the other brown-haired oneesan. mio and kanna ftw. obvs i didn’t understand the sayless x takuya thing like dumbass horny teenager . why u gotta creampie the worst girl. u have mio. bruh. (tho mio x ‘oyabi!’ boy is a great ship) also, takuya’s mom? keiko-san? idk if you’ve noticed but that’s literally my name so yeah just glad to finally have some keiko representation. altogether goodass anime. the time travel/ rezero esque reset thing almost got me but this was done well. so no problems. both ops very good. first song was bae, second also bae (just realized it’s by konomi suzuki, one of my waifu idols, so yea nice) and ed2 also so pretty! also yu-no’s design was rly pretty, the outfit colours, and her pigtails rly suited her :)
granbelm: sorry this is the last one lol this was a long ass post! other than the fact i dont rly like mecha this was good.... action, CHARACTER designs aesthetic asf, honestly rly pretty ok. i liked the cast, very diverse and more depth than most shows of this ilk. op was nicely choreographed- especially the part where the girls’ faces are contorted by their gems, showing their magical girl side. nicely done. mangetsu didn’t end up being that bad a char, and honestly? suigetsu is best girl and deserved better. and the ending too- like, bro, that made me kinda sad. some off points: anna’s mom was a little unrealistic as a mom like woman- please learn to control your child, and, white-haired girl’s sister should have played a bigger part, based on how her parts in the opening were emphasized! (quick note- blue girl, love her, great bad guy, when she dumped anna made me so happy honestly, she is beautiful, and i couldn’t actually decide who i wanted to win between her and suigetsu....)
hope u enjoyed this bad review. pls share ur opinions w/ me on some of of these more controversial shows. thank.
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Lang Plays Fire Emblem: Three Houses
So a while ago I said I was planning on playing the story routes in this order: Blue Lions, Black Eagles, Church of Seiros, and then Golden Deer.
The Golden Deer made a liar out of me.
So, here’s an approximation of What Happened During Verdant Wind.
So many spoilers below the cut, you guys. I do a lot of route comparisons.
Okay, I’ve been staring at the “which house do you want” selection screen for an embarrassing amount of time.
This shouldn’t be hard. I had a plan.
But no.
I clicked the Golden Deer, just like that. What the fuck, Claude. I blame you.
Immediately upon talking to this rop of students again, I can feel the difference in the social group from what the Lions were like. The latter were really a bunch of noble kids around their prince, and they felt really tight-knit. Classic Fire Emblem starter crew.
The Golden Deer is the fucking Scooby Gang.
First impressions of individuals:
Raphael, thank goodness, is the one character who absolutely has his shit in order. Sure, he’s bad at book work and thinks everything comes down to MUSCLES, but all of his emotional issues are handled by the time he arrives at Garreg Mach. He’s the brightest of sunshines.
Ignatz needs some more confidence in his art, and also I want to see his painting of Seiros. Now, if only both of his offensive stats and growths weren’t incredibly bad.
I was so close to making him my dancer. Just because he sure as hell wasn’t gonna be useful anywhere else.
Lorenz! I don’t like him. His haircut is a monstrosity.
Leonie! We are going. To be. Besties. Even though the timing of your support conversations are incredibly bad.
Marianne no please don’t be sad everyone loves you
Hilda is the greatest enabler I have ever seen. By which I mean she enables other people to do all her work for her.
Lysithea is going to have the last word with God. And especially he Death Knight.
And finally Claude! Teamwork makes the dream work, so obviously meme work does the same.
I’m sorry.
PRE-TIMESKIP
Mock battle! Marianne’s great and I love her and also the only healer oh god.
OKAY. I have access to New Game+ bonuses. What do I do first?
Immediately crank the Professor Level stat to max to avoid ever having to run short of activity points again.
Next, raise all skills I can’t easily get to at least Rank D+. HEAVY ARMOR IN PARTICULAR.
Third: Boost supports with people whose support ranks are an absolute pain in the ass to earn. Lookin’ at you, Rhea.
Also, put glasses on Byleth (named “Yuri” for this playthrough). Glasses are the bomb. I am the evil genius.
LEVEL GRINDING TIME.
It’s a lot harder with Blacksmith access being story-locked, but I can do this!
As a direct result, every single battle after this point is a complete curbstomp in my favor. Because the grind don’t stop.
I broke a lot more weapons than last time, though.
I will befriend Leonie and Ferdinand if it’s the last fucking thing I do. I will befriend everyone, and I will not get timeskip-locked out of supports! >:(
Ferdinand was my first recruit. Oh dear.
Okay, there are like five born cavaliers in this game. Leonie, Ferdinand, Lorenz, Sylvain, and I guess Dimitri if you’re on the right route.
Last time, Sylvain was a great paladin and a decent Dark Knight before he started getting one- or two-stat level ups for like thirty levels. Similarly, Dimitri was great until all his ultra-secret-awesome promotions didn’t use a fucking horse.
Contrast Leonie who, despite sitting out 99% of the game out of spite from me getting locked out of her support chain, went to endgame with a ten-level deficit and still rocked.
Ferdinand didn’t count since I failed to recruit him last time and he died. These two facts are directly related.
I didn’t use Lorenz at all; I recruited him to keep from having to kill him later.
This time, Lorenz straight-up sucks, Sylvain did the terrible level dance for like the entire game, and Dimitri’s not recruitable.
Contrast, again, Leonie. Her support chain with the player character is hot garbage, but she plowed through most of the game as a mainstay of my team and made it to Bow Knight first out of anyone.
Bernadetta and Ashe as Bow Knights don’t even come close to being as durable as she is, except for Ashe’s absolutely bananas Resistance. 29?! WHY?!
And Ferdinand is also awesome. His only real weak point is Resistance, but he doesn’t need it. He dodge-tanks everything, is faster than Leonie, and has two Saints’ relics he unknowingly stole from Seteth.
He still talks in MLA format, though.
I started putting off recruiting people so I wouldn’t have to level-grind them up to par with the rest of my team.
But if these people wanna join, of course I’m saying yes.
Lord Lonato’s rebellion and Miklan yoinking the Lance of Ruin feel way less relevant on a Golden Deer playthrough than on a Blue Lions one. None of the Herd really know who the hell these people are.
I say that despite having already recruited Sylvain for this playthrough and deploying him in the relevant level. He wasn’t treated as there by the game’s preamble cutscenes.
At least the Holy Mausoleum stuff feels more...handled? Claude actually asks questions about rebellion and about the “assassination plot,” where Dimitri didn’t really.
OKAY SO there’s this whole plot thing where Flayn goes missing for a month. With the Blue Lions, this is handled like a manhunt. Dimitri’s seriousness about the issue rubs off on everyone except Sylvain, and Felix actually correctly identifies the culprit almost instantly. He doesn’t know he’s done it, though, because basically everyone is just throwing out accusations. Manuela is the real MVP.
CONTRAST THE DEER. The very first meeting reads like a Scooby Doo episode, when they’re piling up clues and throwing out suggestions like the gang of goofball teenagers they are. Claude’s got this group running like Persona 4′s Investigation Team. None of them are jaded or frantic, they’re just doing this.
Why did Rhea entrust the investigation to a herd of teenagers.
Anyway, the rest proceeds as usual.
I don’t know why the game tries to drop the same set of hints for each route. “OoooowoooooOOOOoooo, your house leader might be the FLAME EMPEROR.”
The Flame Emperor wears heels. And is still too short to be either Claude or Dimitri. Especially Dimitri. Who the fuck let this kid get so tall.
The only real result of all this bullshit is that my wyvern-riding sniper of doom is not available during the first map where Yuri personally beat the Death Knight into the ground.
Which, by the by, was hilariously cathartic.
It doesn’t exactly matter, since the only unit who can make real use of the Dark Mage and Dark Bishop classes is unrecruitable, but bragging rights.
Remire Village’s drama is about as bad while playing as the Golden Deer. One of the foreshadowing cutscenes, though is excellent:
Claude actually finds a book that depicts The Immaculate One before its debut, only to have it confiscated by Seteth and learn that it wasn’t a library book at all; it belonged to “Tomas.” Like, all of his suspicions--which he shares with the player--start lining up. Censorship! Monsters! Sword of the Creator! What the hell is going on here??
Dimitri’s version of the cutscene involves him being caught investigating Lord Arundel by the player and Sothis. Which--since his route doesn’t meaningfully deal with the Morlocks faction aside from steamrolling them as incidental opponents--seems kinda useless.
Kicked the Death Knight into submission again out of spite.
Sylvain was useful! Mostly because I had him sit there and distract the incidentals while Claude and Lysithea cleaned house, but still!
Claude is the only lord character who seems to understand that the transforming Morlock faction probably needs to be taken more seriously. For the remainder of Part One, no one does so.
Rhea you’ve got some ‘splainin to do.
Marianne’s my team’s dancer this time. She’s a sweetheart. She seemed happy to be asked and to pursue the lessons, and being able to use Physic is a good trait in someone who’s nearly always going to be waaaaay behind the rest of the group.
Dad-stabbing happened.
Again.
Boop boop Solon’s dead.
Again.
Dear diary: I learned the definition of irony and set the Flame Emperor on fire.
I kid.
But Claude took her out in one completely overpowered shot, because crits are a thing, Flame Emperor class skills don’t reduce damage enough to survive it, and his Dex stat is through the fucking roof. And he was on a wyvern at the time because fuck it, why not.
Claude’s reaction to all of this is a minor letdown compared to the fully-rendered cutscene in the last route.
This would become something of a trend--taking out OP bosses with unexpected critical hits.
I didn’t expect to like Lorenz and now I do. How.
This is hilarious simply because he seems to be the only character that Mercedes hates. What the fuck, man.
Once again, Edelgard invades! Once again, I drop someone unexpected on her head!
Not really. It was Yuri.
Yuri does the timeskip shuffle and we’ll see everyone again after a nap.
FIVE YEARS LATER.
Aw, Claude was waiting for Yuri to show up. Adorable.
The post-meetup fight is actually harder than it was in the BL route, despite excessive level-grinding. This is due to three factors:
Claude is automatically on a wyvern, meaning that he has inherent class vulnerability to archers on a map with at least five of them. And less range than they did, for some fucking reason.
Lorenz and Ignatz started out on the same corner of the map and both of them are shitty offensive units who could barely kill a mage between them. (Neither of Ignatz’s offensive stats cracked 20 for another thirteen levels.)
I don’t have Ashe and his personal skill Locktouch, and nobody started with a Chest Key or Door Key, which meant I had to keep various enemies alive long enough to steal all of their stuff. And the enemy item drops came up one short of the number of chests on the map. I want my stuff, dammit.
LET’S MAKE A SCENE.
Randolph, as a boss in Verdant Wind, did not get any better at figuring out when he’s outmatched. Therefore, I killed him with Raphael again.
At least he straight-up died this time.
Claude didn’t even get to set the damn place on fire.
Ingrid is turning out to be way better of a unit this time than she was last time. She’s a little slower, but a lot stronger.
FELIX, WHERE THE FUCK WAS ALL THIS STRENGTH HIDING LAST TIME. YOU’RE TEN POINTS AHEAD OF THE GUY WHO HAS STORY-BASED SUPER STRENGTH.
AND SPEED.
Iiiiiiiiit’s JUDITH!
She only shows up on one map in the entire Azure Moon route, and that’s a damn shame. She’s so cool in Verdant Wind.
A lord-class character who isn’t also a Lord! WOO!
Also her spies are better than anybody’s apparently.
I am choosing to believe that because Ingrid’s family is related to Judith’s, her badassery in this route is the direct result of meeting her distant cousin and absorbing badass radiation.
There’s something funny about having to pull one over on Lorenz’s dad to get anything done. The Great Bridge falls not to power, but Claude baiting Count Gloucester’s entire army to be somewhere else. (FEAR THE DEER.)
As a result, Ladislava dies alone. (As opposed to taking Ferdinand with her due to plot shenanigans.)
Lysithea and Ferdinand’s paralogue was really quite sad, for all that the only named guy who died was deeply unsympathetic. Ferdinand’s dad was an asshole, but he wasn’t the asshole for this particular scenario, and now both of his parents are gone. :(
Felix...hasn’t heard from his dad in a while. Worrying.
Oh, and Caspar’s uncle is still dead, in case we were keeping track of that.
Dorothea’s happier with Ferdinand alive. She did an impression of the Gatekeeper. :3
Gronder Field! FUCK.
I delayed playing this chapter for two solid days because I already knew what was gonna happen. Specifically: Edelgard gets injured and evacuated, and Dimitri drops of exhaustion just in time to get run through like ten times by the Emperor’s rearguard.
I eventually got my shit together enough to do the thing.
Marianne, Raphael, and Ferdinand went after the Kingdom army first. Leonie and Felix hung back and then reinforced them after taking out the archer on the central hill.
Claude killed everyone in the center of the map, which meant Edelgard set the entire hill on fire and if Bernadetta had not been recruited she would’ve burned to death there on the spot.
Ahem.
I sent Yuri to clear the entire left side of the map by herself.
She succeeded.
Raphael KO’d Dimitri with a luck Gauntlet crit, got blasted down to half health by a Warlock, then plunked ineffectually at Dedue until Marianne used her Levin Sword to sort him out.
Ferdinand killed everyone else on that side of the map.
Claude once again got the kill on Edelgard with a lucky crit, after Yuri had killed everyone else (up to and including the Demonic Beasts) single-handedly.
And then the plot moved on. Hilda’s account of Dimitri’s death was awful, Dedue’s reaction was worse, and off we go to punch Edelgard’s teeth in.
Again.
Annette’s dad is probably dead now.
Felix’s, too.
(I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE DAD-STABBING.)
FOOOOOORT MERCEUS.
No matter how many times I think about it, Claude’s Almyran army reinforcements only make so much sense. How the hell and fuck did he manage to sneak an entire foreign army across a whole country to help with one battle?
But hey, they’re here, and Claude almost admitted the reason why he could do that. And the arrow greeting between him and Nader was cool.
(Spoiler: On top of being the Alliance’s leader, he’s also the crown prince of Almyra!)
The Death Knight had the gall to run from my army.
Yuri punched his ticket for the third time, which was not the charm.
And then Fort Merceus took an intercontinental ballistic missile and suddenly defeating the fort’s garrison feels a lot less triumphant.
Spot the miscolored eyes in this cutscene!
Welp. Fuck it, we’re off to Enbarr. Time to also punch Hubert this time! What a change of pace.
Eyyy, it’s the Enbarr map. I totally forgot to bring Seteth and Flayn along to check out the opera house, despite a whole bunch of characters talking about how they totally wanted to check that place out at some point. No room for deadweights in a map that has SO MANY ARCHERS.
Managed to get the special dialogue between Ferdinand and Hubert, and now I’m sad again.
Killed Hubert with Claude.
And because this is a two-part map, we immediately run off to chase down Edelgard. Due to the player army not doing a really weird 180 in the middle of the plot to kick Cornelia out of Fhirdiad, she didn’t have time to turn into a giant demonic thing! She just has WAY TOO MANY MAGES.
Strategy: Forget what Door Keys are, split the team by Avoid rating, and go to town.
Claude nearly died thanks to a critical mass of Gremories and Mortal Savants (and still, what the fuck is that name), but Dedue-as-guest-character didn’t, so I count that as a win! His defense was so high that the Giant Demonic Beast couldn’t even scratch him.
Claude, Petra, and Ingrid all having Alert Stance as a skill means dodge-tanking is hilariously easy.
Also, Ingrid was supposed to just take a chunk out of Edelgard’s HP bar for the final assault and ended up crit-killing her on the first attack. With a bog-standard silver lance.
Weird as the situation turned out, I guess that means one of Dimitri’s friends really did avenge him after saying they would. Even if Dedue was the only one who had a special cutscene about it.
We rescued Rhea! And the characters being happy about it doesn’t mean I’m happy about it. I want answers, same as Claude, and being forced to RP Yuri being oh so worried about Rhea’s safety felt incredibly disingenuous.
Claude actually yells at her over the “...” she seems to think is an explanation. THE TIME FOR SECRETS IS PAST.
WHY DID ALL THIS SHIT HAPPEN.
WE’VE BEEN AT WAR FOR FIVE YEARS.
A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE DIED HORRIBLY FOR BASICALLY NOTHING.
Incidentally, this is why I didn’t end up playing Edelgard’s route as planned. Her logic for kicking two other sovereign countries in the balls felt incredibly self-centered.
At least Catherine’s happy. Same with Alois and the rest of the Church crew.
They are soon going to be not as happy.
I’m filling out the ENTIRE support log before endgame. I have absolutely no idea what characters are going to end up together as a direct result.
The last conversation? Seteth and Manuela’s A+ support!
Because so many of the support conversations are romantic at A/A+ level, I guess we’ve managed to turn this ragtag army into a polyarmory.
Oh boy, Thales sure is a sore loser.
I say, as though I didn’t kill EVERYONE he knew over the course of an hour and also split his skull open under Seteth’s axe. His racism would have keeled his ass over before death set in.
That sure is a ICBM.
GOD DAMMIT RHEA, THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A Q&A SESSION AFTER THIS.
WHY DOES EVERYONE WHOSE JOB IS EXPOSITION UP AND DIE.
Meanwhile: THE UBER-DEAD PEOPLE.
Claude, your route is batshit. What is this genre anymore?!
I wanna point out that, despite seeing Rhea/Seiros do the dragon thing, the player character never told Claude what the fuck that was about. I feel like one of the first things I would have done after the class reunion would be going, “By the by, did anyone else notice the fucking dragon?!” WHO IS ALSO THE POPE???
Bah.
ANYWAY. Looooong-overdue exposition time!
I notice that Rhea didn’t out Seteth or Flayn, which was nice of her.
Claude, she can turn into a fucking dragon. I don’t think immortality is that far from being plausible.
GOD DAMMIT NEMESIS, CAN YOU FUCK OFF FOR TEN MORE MINUTES.
Uuuuuuugh fine, fuck everything, I’m putting your head on a pike.
CLAUDE, THE SWORD OF THE CREATOR LOOKS LIKE A SPINE.
OF COURSE IT’S MADE OF BONES. A BUNCH OF THE HEROES’ RELICS MOVE ON THEIR OWN!
The frantic music is not helping.
Time to kill a bandit king.
“My flabber is completely gasted by now.” Okay, that made me laugh.
Nemesis’s boss mechanic is pretty neat. To kill him at all, you need to kill all of the minibosses in the level and take down his friendship-based-plot-armor.
Or it would be, if I didn’t already make a habit of steamrolling everyone else on the field before tackling the boss at the end.
CUTSCENE.
Cutscene lesson: “Fuck honor duels.” It’s time for CHAIN SWORD LIMBO.
Claude, your bow shoots LASERS. SINCE WHEN.
Also getting kicked across the field by a dude twice his size didn’t seem to actually affect his mood much.
Awww, Yuri smiles now. Adorable. :D
AND THAT’S A WRAP.
Pairings: Yuri/Sothis (mostly to get them out of the way and see what everyone else would do), Claude/Petra, Raphael/Marianne, Catherine/Shamir, Lorenz/Mercedes, Ashe/Annette, Felix/Sylvain (bad end; the former straight up disappears), Seteth & Flayn wander off, Manuela/Dorothea, Lysithea/Linhardt (again), Leonie/Ignatz, Ferdinand/Bernadetta, Caspar/Hilda, and a couple of people are alone. Cyril gets to actually be a student after the story’s done, though!
Whew, that was fun. Gonna mix up the pairs a bit next time I play through the endgame and see what happens.
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A week ago, I went to grab lunch with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We caught up about life, college, and of course, the pandemic. But after we got through those topics, our conversation shifted to politics. Obviously, we talked about Trump and his incompetence in handling the variety of issues our country is facing. But then we talked about the election. And I told him that I’m voting for Biden. He told me he wasn’t voting at all.
I was so confused. How could he not be voting for Biden? And how could he not vote at all? I asked him, and he went on to explain his reasoning. He articulated that the Democratic party needs to crumble so that we can build something that can actually help people. The classic, “Biden is a terrible candidate,” line was used. And he very clearly explained that his vote means something to him: when he votes for a candidate, it shows that he agrees with all of their policies. All of this made sense to me, and I realized that I have been so naive in thinking that everyone thought the same way that I did. I am so grateful that I got to hear him speak about why he isn’t voting, because I want to convince him—and other eligible voters like him—to mobilize and vote for Biden this November.
I understand where you are coming from. It’s easy to feel hopeless right now. Trump won the 2016 election even though *most* Americans didn’t vote for him. Recently, we have lost so many Americans because our governments, local and federal, blue and red, have failed to properly address all of the issues that Americans face. So it’s very understandable that people have “tapped out” and lost hope in politics. I know that this rhetoric comes from a place of disappointment or hurt, but I can’t help but feel like we are giving up on a battle we can win.
Some people have the privilege to refrain from voting because they feel like Democrats should “face consequences” for their corruption; these people can wait to vote for someone to bring significant change. But others can’t. In fact, a lot of people simply do not have the privilege to not participate in politics, because they are fighting for their own rights. The rights of so many groups—Native Americans, illegal immigrants, disabled people, low-income Americans, BIPOC, the LGBTQIA community (just to name a few)—are severely threatened by another term of Trump. These groups of millions of people can’t wait four more years because they are facing life-threaten��ing decisions right now. But even if you are so privileged to not belong to any of the groups I just listed, your life is still threatened by Trump’s election, too. He has handled the pandemic in the worst way possible, and he will only continue to worsen the state of our country because of his failure to understand science and data. But if you think you’re careful and you won’t get the virus, I ask that you think about the environment. The earth can’t wait for radical change in 4 years. Our environment is deteriorating, and the Trump administration has reversed over 100 environmental policies, which has only accelerated the rate of deterioration.
I’m listing only a fraction of the issues that are affected by Trump’s presidency just so you know what people are talking about when they say that this election is a human rights issue. Trump is the most incompetent, unprofessional president in American history, and he doesn’t deserve a second term. But more importantly, the millions of people who need change right now shouldn’t need to wait four more years. Some of these people won’t make it four more years. It’s really that simple to me. And we can’t say that it’s okay if we don’t vote, because other people will. We must take matters into our own hands, and we must vote to protect the rights of our family, friends, and people who we might not know yet. We vote because we are compassionate human beings and care about other human beings. Simple.
We have the opportunity to make this election a turning point in our history if and only if we vote for Biden. I’m not happy about voting for him, but I will do it anyways. I will vote because I care more about the millions of people whose lives are at risk than whether my vote perfectly aligns with his policies or supports his past.
In twenty years, we will look back to this moment in our lives, and I hope that you can realize that this election is much more significant than we can currently fathom. Vote.”
Poltics is a journey not a wedding. Vote for Biden because he’s a step in the progressive direction from what you have now! Vote for Biden because he’s more likely to do good things than Trump is! Vote for Biden becausecatleast then you will have the vote on your side and you then have hope of things getting much better, safer for all because Biden just winning WILL already be better and safer than what you have now!
The planet, can’t wait for your perfect candidate!!!
The people dying, can’t want for your perfect candidate!!!!
It can’t wait for your ”great revolution”!!!
It needs ATLEAST THE BEST YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW!!!
Your puritanism has already killed 100, 000s! The planet is already on fire! You KNOW things would not be as bad was hillary in power! Don’t let your self be fooled into doing nothing again! If you really care you should be doing everything you can to get any bit of improvement you can! Cause little bits add up. The right wing know this! That is how they are winning despite being a minority!!!!!
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Episode #5 “I have nothing else to lose at this point” -Jay
-Did I even make a confessional last round??? AHH. Okay so I’m excited with our swap and I think we have a strong tribe but I’m REALLY sad (and not surprised) about Austin leaving. I think that I am on a very strong tribe and I can’t wait to see what happens with it going forward! Like I can’t bad talk anyone, I like them all.
-Can we talk about how proud I am of myself for remembering enough information to tell Cindi while she was answering questions? LOL, I had never been so nervous in my entire life so I'm really good that we pulled out a win! Ali and Collin did such a good job retaining and relaying information. It is nice to have another day off and I'm really curious to see what Ali decides to do and what the next challenge will be... I don't want this tribe to be broken up yet. If I do end up swapping I really want to end up on a tribe with Chips. We played in a game recently AGAINST one another and I'm dying to work with him, like actually work with him so oddly enough, I'm really hoping that he isn't going anywhere! I feel like they will probably go after Timmy or Jay. Right now the person on my tribe I feel like I can talk with the easiest about the game is Ali, he is probably my number one and I feel like I can tell him stuff without it getting passed around the entire tribe. Do I completely trust him?? NO. But I do trust him the most haha.
-I SURVIVED AHHHHHH I GET TO STAY!!!!!!!!! Fuck that was so close and I feel so bad for throwing Austin under the bus but hey, I needed to stay in this game and keep my relationships strong. Plus, voting for Timmy would have looked really shitty to him, after the whole alliance thing. Anyways....Birch is here now! I love them sm and I really look forward to getting to work with them again. As far as I can tell, my best bet of staying is a group of me, Timmy, Zach, Birch and probably Chips. Chips and Zach were so helpful to me this whole day, reassuring me and giving me the information I needed to stay safe. I also called with Timmy just now and we're gonna be sticking together since it's our best option. Its really been a big turn from feeling comfortable in the tribe to fighting to stay, but I'm gonna stay fighting and hopefully make it out of this swap alive.
-I'm trying so fucking hard to stay in this game but right now it feels like a lost cause. Zach sold me out so badly last night and it feels like it's been impossible to recover. I'm trying to get me, Timmy, chips, and birch to all vote Zach but it's feeling less and less like it's actually happening and more like they're just saying it to keep me comfortable. No one is really responding to me anymore and it just feels like this is the end. The only little bit of hope I have is apparently Timmy has heard it's gonna be Birch instead? Seems like a long shot, I don't really want to see them leave, and I'm not gonna push for it. Birch is an indespencible ally and I will go to rocks for them if i have to. I have nothing else to lose at this point.
https://youtu.be/cYEa3LQE6N4
-Going into tonight's tribal, I think I'll be safe and have the votes of Timmy, Jess, Gavin, and Keegan. However, I feel like either Gavin and Keegan could flip (though unlikely) OR an idol could be used on Jay. I guess we shall see though. See y'all on the other side :)
-okay so the og annie tribe lost their marbles and got a 4-3-1? which well. in other news, i died in my other game and mr BODHI on this tribe got me out... very interesting. i was originally gonna punish him and get him out. and i still might. im unsure. he would deserve it tho he is so wishywashy that its infuriating. rn dream alliance is cindi/vi/ruthie/rachael (aka feminism + ali). bodhi was the best to vote for me on a game level and him needless treating me like crap makes that much easier.
-okay hello... so in a crazy plot twist... we won the storytime? i was really proud of my own contribution to the challenge, i passed on a LOTTA info to collin and he did so so good passing it, ruthie SNAPPED when she was so nervous and cindi brought it home. my game has been pretty smooth sailing, two easy votes and now im chilling on the most wholesome tribe ever. should i probably be throwing these challenges to save jay/timmy/austin... maybe... but am i going to... no. im not risking my game life when i see my entire current tribe as long term allies. ideal scenario is that group implodes and sets us up to pick up the pieces at merge... maybe? but also i think we are swapping again before merge, so just adding another challenge with the shakespeare challenge delays me getting jumped by the conglomerate of generic men, birch and jess. my closest ally right now is definitely ruthie, i LOVE ME SOME RUTHIE. vi, cindi, collin, timmy and rachael i also trust to some extent. bodhi i literally would get an indescribable seretonin rush from voting out... i would LOVE the opportunity to jump him in this game. am over that man. but im vibing having fun! still have an idol! and living my BEST life ha. im sorry my confessionals have been underwhelming but my game experience has been pretty smooth sailing so far ha.
-Spill the tea! *It's 1:11AM and I still miss Gavin.
-It's 8:59 PM and I still miss Gavin. prayer circle for Gavin <3
https://youtu.be/JSmJThHF-tU
So I did something. I am not allied with 5/7 people on my tribe. I have the "3 Canadians, oh and the 2 American Hosts" Alliance of me, Jess and Keegan. I am not quite as Loyal to that alliance as I am my new one. But I still don't want to vote them out. If I HAD to I would but i want to keep them. I really like both of them. I just made the "The Jolly Crew" Alliance which is Me, Jay, Timmy Z and Zach. I love this alliance. I vibe really well with Timmy and Jay. I am a little more iffy on Zach but he is really cool! I stan everyone! I guess out of the 2 people left I would prefer to vote out chips? He tends to be kinda inactive and I talk to him the least. IDK I'll go with the numbers, and my alliance.
Another round, another immunity win. I’m just living life and am happy with how this game is going. Don’t really have to do much but making sure it won’t be me if we eventually do go to tribal.
We lost the challenge despite my best efforts. I think we’re voting Jay
I wish i had something of substance to say but this tribe refuses to go to tribal :/ i've found spots where TWO idols were in the past i think??? lions -> straight ahead -> ask for a tour, and vikings -> small boat -> get on the small boat
Soooooo... we lost the challenge again an' I got kidnapped by the gentlemen o' fortune. love that there fer me! then, to me surprise, right off o' the bat, jay threw me name out. so 'e be essentially dead to me now an' I expect 'im to be leavin' tonight. his blood ‘ill be on me hook after tonight. luckily fer me, I went around an' started spreadin' that there I 'ad 'eard 'e been sayin' me name—and 'e 'ad apparently only said it to zach. so now, the votes be between zach an' jay... an' I could not be 'appier as me name be off o' the table as farrr as I know. so bless to the sky to that there. I be expectin' jay to set sail tonight, but who knows. there been a lot o' talk o' 'im or birch 'avin' an idol or some kind o' advantage (which I believe birch may 'ave something), but I don’t think I be playin' me idol unless I catch wind o' somethin' strange 'appenin'... but me fingers be crossed an' I be goin' to 'ope fer the best.
2nd win and Ali is chucked to the tree house. Gotta do a music video
So the Annie curse strikes again............ wooo. This vote is a bit of a mess but honestly this all works out for me. Jay going ensures that I have Chips/Birch's loyalties moving forward and honestly the more OG Annie people that go the better. I hate the whole tribe lines situation but honestly I'm kind of stuck in it and I think I'm stuck in it for the long haul or at least for now. Zach going ensures I can climb the social rankings of the OG JACK tribe but it also might make me land on the bottom and it would be such a gamble. Do I trust Zach? no. Do I think everything Birch/Jay are saying about Zach is completely true..mhm BUT I need him just for a bit longer at this point. Also if Jay didn't say Gavin's name I probably would risk it and vote out Zach but at this point I can't not vote out someone who is saying my number 1's name... I want another swap because I'm bored of talking to the same people and I need to form some new bonds before merge.
With me getting one vote last time, I really wanted to secure my spot within my team and was able to talk with Zach and Jess into making an alliance chat with us and Keegan/Gavin. Hopefully jay goes tonight but I’m not to sure. In the challenge bitch was terrible. We are a bit nervous they got an advantage or idol on exile which is why we are telling everyone the vote is birch tonight. Guess we will see how tonight goes
I'm doing lots of house stuff today but I hear there's a mess to be had with Jay versus Zach. I want to vote Zach because he has been acting head honcho but also... dont care too much. Im going to try to force a tie then get blindsided out of the game. Hype energy!
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The Round 5 Cast Assessment will be combined with Round 6 (on the next episode)
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You Will Heal: A Natsume Yujincho Fanmix
Nobody’s perfect and things will be rough/ love conquers all, so let there be love
A playlist for the wonderful series Natsume Yujincho/Natsume's Book of Friends. It spans from when Natsume and Reiko were lonely kids bearing the burden of seeing youkai, to Touko and Shigeru giving Natsume a home, to Natsume finding his happiness with all his friends and family.
Includes some covers of Natsume OPs and EDs. I’m proud of this one so please give it a listen if you can!
Play on Playmoss
Play on 8tracks
1. Fighting Furies| Charmaine//2. Landscape| Florence and the Machine//3. Let the Rain| Sara Bareilles//4. The Warmth| Incubus//5. Rise Up| Thomas Jack and Jasmine Thompson//6. Home (Phillip Phillips Cover)| Diana Covers//7. Maneki Neko| Miss Kittin//8. Issei no Sei (Simultaneous Voice) (English Cover)| Jefferz//9. Sha la la la Ayakashi Night| Saeka Uura//10. Welcome Home (Radical Face Cover)| John Pan//11. Chris’ Song ‘Grandmother Taught Me to Cry’| John Watts//12. Ano Hi Time Machine (Time Machine to That Day) (English Cover)| Y. Chang//13. Itsumo Nando Demo (Always With Me)| Youmi Kimura//14. You Are Enough| Sleeping at Last//15. Koko (This Place)| Tamurapan//16. People Help the People (Birdy Cover)| Leroy Sanchez//17. Let it Out| Miho Fukuhara//18. Akane Sasu (Glowing Red) (Aimer English Cover)| Riku Silver///19. Lions!| Lights//20. Tsuki ni terasare, kaze ni yureru hana (moonlit flower swaying in the wind)| Hanafugetsu// 21. Level Up| Vienna Teng/ 22. Inochi no Namae (The Name of Life)| Yumi Kimura//23. Aisheteru (I Love You) (Kourin English Cover)| Lucy//24. Smile On (English Version)| Rin’
(Note: Unless you’re using the playmoss app, “Landscape’ will be blocked on Playmoss. It’s available in the 8tracks list though)
Lyrics, annotations and links to translations under the cut!
Fighting Furies- Reiko and Natsume dealing with youkai all alone
Can You help me find my way home/Cause I am getting in the way/ cause I'm fighting furies, and it's taking over me/Will You fight this for me all again?/And it makes me weary, I was never made for this
Landscape- A song for Reiko, a lonely misfit girl with a weird power, who left a strange inheritance for her descendant:
Cause she's just like the weather/can't hold her together/Born from dark water, daughter of the rain and snow/'Cause it's burning through the bloodline/It's coming down the family tree/ growing in the landcape, darling/ between you and me
Let the Rain- “I want to go with them!” While struggling so much, Natsume learns he can make a fresh start in a new home with the Fujiwara’s.
Also fits his general desires to become more honest and happy throughout the show.
If my hands could open, you'd see/I'd take all these secrets in me/And I'd move and mold them to be/Something I'd set free
I hold on to worry so tight/it's safe in here right next to my heart/Who now shouts at the top of her voice/Let me go, let me out; this is not my choice
And I always felt it before/That the world was filled with much more/Than the drowning soul I've learned to be/I just need the rain to remind me
I want to let the rain come down/Make a brand new ground
Warmth- Natsume vs the temptation to give up and give in to the youkai that wants to eat everyone and make him vanish and his eventual triumph. “Fujiwara-san really came...! I’m going to go! I’m not going to disappear! I’m going to thank the people I’m with right now!”
It wants me to discard the humanity I know/Watch the warmth blow away
Do you think I should adhere/To that pressing new frontier/And leave in my wake a trail of fear?
Or should I hold my head up high/And throw a wrench in spokes by/Leaving the air behind me clear?
Don't let the world bring you down/Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold/Remember why you came and while you're alive/Experience the warmth before you grow old
Rise Up- Natsume’s new beginnings
Nobody's perfect and things will be rough/Love conquers all, so let there be love
Home- Touko and Shigeru to Natsume. “You don’t have to act like a guest here, you know. This is your home.
Settle down, it'll all be clear/Don't pay no mind to the demons/They fill you with fear/The trouble it might drag you down/If you get lost, you can always be found/Just know you’re not alone/'Cause I’m going to make this place your home
Maneki Neko- Nyanko-Sensei. nuff said.
(side note: I’d advise not watching the video that accompanies this if you don’t like gore, especially gore involving animals.)
We call the creatures of the night/To come and dance in the moonlight/My lucky cat/Behind my back/It's singing sweet/Oh oh, Maneki Neko
Ayakashi Night: Natsume rampaging around with the ayakashi! I couldn’t resist. Translation here.
Being called by an evil forest, tonight is showtime as well (Ayakashi NIGHT)
Welcome Home- This fits the whole series if you think about it from the point of view of Natsume settling in his new home with the Fujiwaras, but it fits ESPECIALLY well for the episode the long way home, where Natsume returns to his childhood home and deals with all his complicated emotions about it.
For instance, this could be about the monster invading Natsume’s mind and exploiting his painful childhood memories about the loss of his home and his father:
All my nightmares escaped my head/Bar the door, please don't let them in/You were never supposed to leave/Now my head's splitting at the seams
But while those painful memories are part of who he is, he won’t let them consume him. He has a new home with the Fujiwaras:
Peel the scars from off my back/I don't need them anymore/You can throw them out or keep them in your mason jars/I've come home
Grandmother: Natsume learning more about himself and the importance of being emotionally open and giving by witnessing and hearing about Reiko’s experiences and relationships. “Maybe Reiko could have made a connection...but she kept her distance from so many things. ...The youkai Reiko had saved on a whim was beautiful. And I was a little sad Reiko didn’t get to see this wonderful sight. But a little proud too...”
Grandmother taught him to cry/exorcise all that hurt through his eyes/see the worst and be cleansed/and keep that child's heart inside an honest man
Always with me- Natsume embracing and carrying everyone with him-the memories of his grandmother, his other family, even those who caused him hardship- as he journeys forward in his new life with new friends and family
Translation here
So many tears of sadness, uncountable through and through/I know on the other side of them I'll find you
The whispering voice, we never want to forget/in each passing memory always there to guide you/When a mirror has been broken, shattered pieces scattered on the ground/Glimpses of new life, reflected all around
You Are Enough- fairly self explanatory. Natsume learning he is enough and guiding youkai and other people in learning the same thing
“You are enough”/These little words, somehow they’re changing us.
Koko- finding home and home in other people.
Translation here.
"This place is always everything to me/Everyone is lonely, I'm sure/But we all manage to live on/In the nights alone, we're all fighting"
People Help the People- “You must be the world’s biggest softie’. Natsume helping everyone.
"People help the people/And if you’re homesick, give me your hand and I'll hold it/.../Oh and if I had a brain, Oh and if I had a brain/I'd be cold as a stone and rich as the fool/That turned all those good hearts away
Let it Out- “If you have a chance to speak from the heart, do not fear it”.
Here’s an English cover and translation
Let it all out/You don't have to think your heart is made of steel/Come away now, from your own doubt/like a flower of hope that's growing in a field, you will heal
Through pain and fear, or rain and tears/We will hold on to the light/We'll chase the dawn that waits for us beyond the darkest sky
Tsuki ni- The whole vibe of this song was really reminiscent of Natsume which was why I wanted to add it- the soft piano mixed with tradtional Japanese sound, the gorgeous singing etc. But even though I searched for a long time, I couldn’t find an English translation anywhere.
But I did run every line through an auto-translator just to make sure the content song wasn’t too thematically different from Natsume...and it looks like it isn’t, as it’s a song about nature and new things and dreams and all that.
For your perusal, here is the auto-translation of the whole song. Take it all with a grain of salt, obviously.
Wind that delights and delivers/I will show my dream again with my hands/Overlapping colors and playing sounds
Level Up- “I’m not afraid of sharing my heart”. Natsume finding his strength and helping others find theirs as they navigate hardship.
"If you are afraid, come forth/If you are alone, come forth now/Everybody here has loved and lost/So level up and love again/.../Yes, you are only one/No, it is not enough—/But if you lift your eyes/I am your brother"
Lions!- That gentle, reckless Natsume, always charging straight for danger.
Be steady on your feet/No matter the trouble you meet/Lions make you brave/Giants give you faith/Death is a charade/You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid
The Name of Life- about giving the youkai their names back and freeing them, while viewing their memories of Reiko.
Translation Here.
The hands and feet which are bound before the future/Are freed by a quiet voice/So nostalgic that I want to scream out, is/One life, the midsummer light
Smile On- so much hope and home and healing
Forget the pain you've felt before/Your self deserves to love and more/Defeat don't mean retreat, just walk on/Yes we all deserve to shine/Smile on
#natsume yuujinchou#natsume's book of friends#takashi natsume#reiko natsume#my fanmix#nyanko sensei#natsume yujincho#natsume reiko#natsume takashi#music#anime#it was even longer originally#i showed restraint believe it or not#not much but some
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Kado 11 | Boku no Hero Academia 26 | Hina Logi 1 | Grimoire of Zero 12 (FINAL) | Tsukigakirei 12 (FINAL)
I’ll just leave another reminder for this straw poll here, because I need a tiebreaker vote.
Kado 11
Even anisotropic beings have dreams? Welp, that was unexpected.
Uh, hey. Kado staff. Algerian people don’t all look like Asians, y’know? Google says Algeria is in Africa…
So, staff. Why is Shindo the only man/person/human who can stop zaShunina?
Oh yeah. Shinawa knows a way to stop the fregonics!
Basically how I feel about Kado is how Hanamori feels about the situation + Saraka right now – confused and torn.
(laughs) Thank…(face falls) you, Hanamori, for making me laugh with your mapo tofu comment and remember why I loved this show in the first place. It was fleeting, but good…Wait, but isn’t abduction against the law?
Uhhhh. Kado staff. The fregonics suit has boob space. Meaning a woman will wear it…awkwarddddddd…
Finally, we get back from our “shonen battle” roadtrip to drive to the final battle.
zaShunina’s like an old lady now, LOL. Reading on a rocking chair and enjoying the sunset.
Yeah…please just keep your lips away from each other, guys. I was here for the negotiation, remember?
Oh. That wasn’t a boob plate. I was LOLling at their idea to give that to a woman, because the one woman who needs that plate is Shinawa, whose job is already over. Good thing I was wrong there, then. It’s also interesting to note this suit looks like a gladiator suit…like humanity has reverted itself to medieval times to fight zaShunina, who represents the future. (I’m still laughing though, because I knew Shindo was hot under that shirt, but damn, I did get more than enough eye candy this season just by this one gladiator suit…and zaShunina’s butt.)
Well, I kinda did get what I wanted by having the Hanamori/Shindo ship broken, but even though I got a het ship (which I’m normally more supportive of), I don’t support this het ship at all.
It’s cute to see a floating pink cube act like a phone. Or one of those annoying fairy companions…
Welp, it’s almost over. See you next ep for the final simulcast commentary.
Boku no Hero Academia 26
Apparently BnHA’s on break this week, meaning I’m caught up after this.
There was a thing called work experience that we had to do at one point – that’s how I got the experience needed for One Wish They Never Wanted’s bookstore scenes.
It’s cool to see Eraserhead and Present Mic in the same situation as Deku and everyone else. Aizawa looked kinda bishie then, which is unexpected.
I don’t get the reference involving acid blood…
That’s nice. I already knew the names everyone was going to come up with due to the time I’ve spent on the wiki, but the homage becomes much more significant when you see it in context.
Dangit, Midnight. You stole my explanation thunder.
I always wondered why Shouto never got a better hero name. So he literally just used his own name, huh?
I wanna cry at the Iidas’ plight but I have no tears, dangit!
I don’t get it- what’s the “air chair exercise”?
Gran Torino. I’ve watched the movie that has that name, it’s about a vintage car (Ford Gran Torino), an old guy called Walter (Walt for short) and racism. I always suspected Walt was the reason Gran Torino (hero) was named thusly...but until Horikoshi says something about it, we’ll all have to keep speculating…(By the way, the racism perspective in that movie resonated with me, despite my not being a Hmong person. Maybe I’m not properly acknowledging it, but it might be one of my inspirations for Half-Paid Heroes…?)
Hina Logi 1
I have come here to hate on this magical girl spinoff, because man, Luck and Logic squandered what could have been a very good plot – it was “pretty but no substance”, to quote a past me. Indeed, it’s because magical girls are my passion that I have high expectations of new entrants into the genre…
Okay, what is this? Hogwarts???...Actually, the best match, right down to the white turrets, would be Alfea of Winx Club.
It’s stoic girl, Ojou-sama + companions and Shinawa-lite. See? Stereotypes, although I ribbed the names from ANN (having read it a few weeks before I got here). However, before I read ANN, I’d already predicted this would be a pile of road apples.
I feel like I should know who Nina is (from ANN), but I didn’t get far enough to familiarise myself with Nina in the original Luck and Logic, haha.
This genki glutton girl is basically gender bent shonen cliché, y’know? Serve me something slightly different, and I’ll be a happy camper.
I can’t believe I laughed at Nina going “my teacher told me to”, because I expected it.
The humour isn’t funny in this for the most part…the eyecatch says, “16th May. Fluffy! (Fuwaafuwaa!)” “Fluffy” of course being in reference to the messed-up hair.
Urgh, this fanservice is driving me up the wall and giving me a headache…
Ooh, nice transformation sequence!
Enough with the yuri between Nina and Lion! Gah!
“May 16th. From this point forward, [Kagura] became very angry.” (I had to Google the teacher’s name. She’s so insignificant this episode, I can’t even remember it…)
Lion’s face is getting more annoying by the second…
“May 16th. Everyone ate heartily.” (I used the word “heartily” because I didn’t have a better substitute for oishii in this case, but *shrugs* I don’t care either way.) The use of itadaku I’m still fairly new to, so hopefully someday I can use the word with confidence…
“…reminds me of my mommy.” – Gah, Lion. Are you a toddler? I imagine you with a toddler’s tone when the subs say that.
“Send your beloved Hina on a journey.” – It’s actually a reference to something. Check this article’s title for what it is. That’s a Japanese proverb which says to not baby your kids too much.
I feel like this is a pretty clean drop. After all, if I rage for all the wrong reasons (and come out with a slight headache in the end), you know that the show is a drop.
Grimoire of Zero 12 (FINAL)
Thirteen’s with the crew at the end of the OP. Huh.
I have the feeling that Holdem will never kill Thirteen, even though that dogface is trying to stab the sorcerer right now.
Intruders,much? It’s an army!
It seems like these animal fights were meant to be a big spectacle but observe the background animals and see how off model they are. That’s how much care was put into what was meant to be the show’s climax this ep.
I would’ve loved to see Mercenary do a Batman backhand. Those are always cool and sometimes funny.
The cloud and white-frame animation look gorgeous in a sakuga way! Now we’re talking!
Having someone die solves nothing. It is only those who need an outlet for blame that require needless death, am I right?
Ohhhhhhhh! One kiss made at least 2 or 3 people jealous, LOL.
I wanted to see Mercenary as a human. He could’ve been real hot…dangit.
The ED song is real cute and iyashikei. I don’t think I’ve properly listened to it until now, so…good on me for doing so, haha.
Tsukigakirei 12 (FINAL)
Tsukigakirei’s been a middle ranker for me most weeks, so to suddenly get better around the time when Kado fell was practically begging for the two to switch places…(Note: I’ve made a personal ranking for each ep in a document I’ve kept all to myself, and I haven’t posted them online. That’s why I’ve had comments that indicate where shows are on that ranking at the start and end of an ep’s simulcast commentary.)
That sparkly shot of the river is in the OP too, so when there was a shot of Kotarou and Akane, I was disappoined I wasn’t seeing the OP (even though I still think the live-action bit is a lil’ weird). It’s cute how those guys are wearing the same jackets, though.
There’s a water thermos in the back of Tachibana’s (glasses guy’s) bookstore.
Kotarou’s dragon background is so cool. I want one.
The thing with the rhino doesn’t translate well. The word for “goodnight” here is oyasuminasai and rhino is sai, so…yeah. I think it would be better to call it “sleep rhight” (including typo) to convey that pun better, but hey. I’m not going to major in Japanese.
When Chinatsu revealed she got into the same school as Kotarou, I verbally went, “Oh no!” Don’t you remember how I was with ep 7???
Even Chinatsu has that black jacket, so it seems to be a school-issued one.
My heart just broke a lil’ bit as Chinatsu hugged Kotarou…I’m not sure what to make of it…
I’ve never seen “graduation” being abbreviated to “grad” unless it’s “grad school” and the “grad” in that stands for “graduate” (noun). It’s a very American term, so I never use it, but…the term translated to “grad” is “graduation ceremony” (sotsugyoushiki). Seriously though, CR. Enough with your Comic Sans translations.
The translation of the prologue misses something. The first sentence has da to omou at the end, meaning “I think…”.
A novel board. Y’know, like Honeyfeed. I’ve got quite a lot of experience with ‘em, because I don’t intend to be a person who gains money from writing…not fulltime, anyway.
There’s a site called Syousteuka ni Narou which is basically Honeyfeed for a Japanese audience, with the added bonus of possibly getting your works into print and then anime. The recently announced Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari, as well as Re:Zero and a lot of its kin, have come from that board. It’s pretty clear that Syousetsuka is being parodied here, that’s all…even though the titles of the websites are completely different phrases.
What’s that bird with the long neck called? The one standing in the water? I wanna know…
Normally with anime tears, it’s like me and CGI - I bash most efforts. However, I think this is the effort that I commend the most so far…this anime season is full of surprises…Well, Kotarou? Can you keep up with a girl that does track?
Everyone cries when someone leaves, so long as that person has made an impact. I know that all too well…
Dangit trash CGI people. Just as I got used to you, you become obvious again! Grah!
I admit I shed a few tears there…I’m not crying, you’re crying! (Also, if you haven’t paid any attention to what I’ve been writing, One Wish They Never Wanted was based on similar experiences to Kotarou and Akane’s graduation, although a lot of it happens outside Takuma’s point of view and so I didn’t write it.)
Oh! Hey, these are the end of ep LINE convos from previous eps, coupled with pics of the ones who typed them! The “seaman” convo would’ve made more sense if the translator would’ve bothered translating the word “semi” (short for “seminar”) as it was, because that makes more sense. I really don’t get the “marr” one though.
Well, any show that makes me cry on its first run is a show I don’t regret. I still feel weird putting Kado below it, because Kado was betted than Tsukigakirei for most of its run (as I’ve said at the start of this commentary). Regardless of what happened though, I guess…I’ll see you all for the next show then! Bye for now!
#simulcast commentary#tsukigakirei#grimoire of zero#seikaisuru kado#hina logi: from luck & logic#boku no hero academia#Chesarka watches Tsukigakirei#Chesarka watches Kado#Chesarka watches Boku no Hero Academia#Chesarka watches Grimoire of Zero#kado the right answer#hina logic
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hello so i finished voltron season 1 while on a road trip and since i wasn't really able to live blog i took notes on my phone so here they are!!! episode 7 i love the opening so much bajfkdkkd they made laser noises omfg ajfkskkd pidge is so cute and keith is amazing i am so gay for all these people hunk is so enthusiastic skkfksd keith and lance were face chatting ahhhhh of course they all have elements assigned to their lions and those elements correspond with their colors ahdjdjdkkd i love it tho THE WAY KEITH AND LANCE SMILE AT EACH OTHER THO KEITH IS GALRA AHHHH this is the moment i've been waiting for i love keith and lance ahhh yassss shays brother yassss you finally get it. rise up against ur oppressors lance is such a fucking idiot i love him they all work together so well honestly squad goals how are they all screaming in sync damn the castle ship is OP episode 8 keith jinxed them. because he said it was gonna be the same monster, the universe decided to fuck with them SHIRO ALSO FUCKING JINXED THEM "it can't shoot as all at once" GUESS AGAIN allura has a special power woovdokfisic i love her holy shit alluras speech is so good i was crying nooooo the balmera "well we might have to beat it" SHIRO YOU LITTLE SHIT allura reminds me so much of katara i love how they always shout form voltron like that makes it easier. it reminds me of danny yelling "IM GOING GHOST" forming voltron is such a magic girl anime sequence that monster never had a chance YOU GO ALLURA the balmera just fucking ate the monster episode nine what the fuck why is the crystal blinking oh man keith and lance insulting each other makes my heart happy "nope too late" CORAN IM DYING ANGJEKKD i love pidge and hunk and they're all so great im love them the fucking crystal is messing with the castle ships system. damn keith is hot. need me a sword fighting freak like that OH SHIT KEITHS GOT SOME MOVES BUT ALSO AHHHHH "i think the castles haunted" same lance NO LANCE DONT KILL HIM poor shiro has ptsd KEITH SAVE YOUR LOVE this guy better not make shiro cut his arm off i stg oh god shiro my son i'm so sorry allura my sweet summer child you are so pure BABY ALLURA NOOO ALLURA DONT CRY ITS OKAY BBY episode 10 what the fuck is going on with pidges glasses space base omfg lance let the princess fight jeez it's like master pakku all over again omfg shiro is such a little shit "psst hey" *knocks the galra the fuck out* WHAT THE FUCK ALLURA CAN SHAPESHIFT?!! they put shiro in a fucking box ofmgnskkfks "what's in the suspicious looking tubes" "probably sporks" same hunk lance is the mom friend damn shiro is fucking amazing "would you like to help us" *RAPIDLY SHAKES HEAD NO* IM DYING allura and shiro would make the ultimate undercover cops wait...AU IDEA!!! i love how the galra troop is so confused as to what to do ALLURA STRONG SHIRO IMPRESSED oh god scary magic guy knows keith is there what the fuck is wrong with keith's hand that quintessence it's mighty good stuff tHEY BETTER GET ALLURA AND SHIRO OUT ALLURA NOOOOOOO lowkey shipping allura and shiro tbh episode 11 I CANT BELIEVE SEASON ONE IS ENDING keith is kinda being a douche but he does have a point. allura you should know not to attack when you're handcuffed it doesn't end well especially if the evil guy has a magic scary witch wow alluras residual essence is kind of a weird thing to say man voltron is so badass WHATS HAPPENING TO VOLTRON "CORAN ATTACK!!!!!" something's wrong with shiro what's happening to shiro keith is gonna save his dad awwwwww lance is worried for his boyfriend NO NO WAY ZARKON IS NOT THE BLACK PALADIN keith you fucking idiot hunk yOU SMARTY okay i know shiros getting his butt kicked but it looks really nice keith you're so stupid stop what the fuck did keith just make on his lion "you fight like a galra soldier" KEITH IS PART GALRA CORNFIELD SHIRO YOU SAVED YOUR SON wAIT WHY IS THAT GUY HELPING THEM NO NO NO NOT KEITH AND SHIRO MO IT CANT EMD THIS WAY EBERYONES SEPARATED NO THATS NOT THE END IT CANT BE
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What if Trump Won’t Leave The White House?
I’ve got a list of bookmarks as long as a CVS receipt declaring threats to the republic and democracy and the arrival of dictatorship. When I turn on cable news, the end of America as we know it—the literal end, as in North Korean-style lives for everyone—is a regular feature alongside weather and sports (back when we had sports). I’ve tried to make a career out of debunking that fear mongering. But now I’m scared too.
Joe Biden has announced his own fears. Biden (who despite appearances is the Democratic candidate for president) said he is “absolutely convinced” the military may have to remove President Trump from the White House if he refuses to leave after losing November’s election. Joe warned, “This president is going to try to steal this election…. It’s my greatest concern.” Asked whether he’d thought about what would happen if he wins but Trump decides not to leave, Biden responded: “Yes I have.�� After mentioning the high-ranking former military officers who spoke out about Trump’s response to Black Lives Matter protests, he went on: “I’m absolutely convinced they will escort him from the White House.”
Biden has been saying this for months.
It’s one thing when goofy Michael Moore, Donny Deutsch, or Bill Maher muses about this for clicks, or an op-ed worries Trump will unleash a diversionary war in some Strangelovian bid to stay in office. Nearly everyone on Autonomous Free Twitter knows the voting will be rigged. Some knucklehead wrote a book about it based on a fan fiction reading of the 12th Amendment. Democrats have also voiced “concerns” that Trump might use the coronavirus crisis to delay or delegitimize the election.
But this is Joe Biden saying Trump will attempt some sort of unconstitutional coup. Joe Biden, who was vice president twice. Joe Biden, Lion of the Senate, and for several centuries the gray representative of the credit card industry. Joe Biden, who is not stupid, naive, or dramatic. Joe Biden, who is, however, just a pawn in the game. They’re setting it up, aren’t they?
The New York Times, as is its role, has already fired several signal flares. They characterized Trump as a cornered despot, capable of anything to avoid losing. In another article, the Times announced, “Trump Sows Doubt on Voting. It Keeps Some People Up at Night,” which quotes a Georgetown University law professor saying that “reactions have gone from, ‘Don’t be silly, that won’t happen,’ to an increasing sense of, ‘You know, that could happen.’”
The professor even convened a group to brainstorm how Trump might disrupt the election and think about ways to prevent it. They speculated that Trump could declare a state of emergency, maybe COVID-related, banning polling places in battleground states from opening. Or Attorney General Barr could Comey-like announce a criminal investigation into Biden.
The online comment responses to the Times articles are amazing. People are ready for this. They are convinced Trump is defunding the post office so no one can mail in absentee ballots (the left imagines they’ll all be for Biden), and that Trump is sending out coded signals to his militias to take to the streets if it looks like he is losing. More than a few claim that what happens in November “will depend on where the military’s loyalty lies.” Many think the Supreme Court is a tool in all this, with Kavanaugh a lickspittle linchpin to enable the November coup through some sort of judicial invalidation of the election.
That Americans think this way is scary enough. But here’s my nightmare. After a long October of rumors from sources about some surprise (war with Iran, martial law in Seattle) fails to produce a surge in Never Trump voters, the media pivots to the cheating narrative. Trump is doing something with mail-in ballots, black people can’t get to the polls in Georgia, the attorney general in Kentucky will undercount urban areas. The media will explode like a ripe zit, splattering fake news, exaggerations, and experts, all with a single point to make: the results on Election Day will not be valid if Trump wins. Academics will fan the flames, bleating on about the importance of the popular vote and rehashing old arguments from 2016 about the invalidity of the Electoral College.
All will be forgotten faster than Robert-What’s-His-Name-Mueller if Biden wins. But if by pre-2016 standards Trump is the winner, boom! The media will refuse to concede. The Dems will issue strident local court challenges, demands for recounts, and emergency hearings in the House. They will want not a conclusion, but a crisis.
Trump will fulfill his role as his own worst enemy and hold rallies to re-declare victory over and over again. But the story everywhere else will be that he isn’t the president-elect, that the election was not legitimate, and that orange bad man’s presence in the White House after January 20 will be a Konstitutional Krisis. Privately the Democratic power brokers will whisper to their wealthy funders that something remarkably undemocratic has to be done to save our democracy.
What happens next is beyond guessing. A best case scenario is that some old school party graybeards get through to an exhausted and befuddled Biden and talk him out of it. A bad scenario has Obama emerging under the guise of being a neutral party to negotiate a (Democratic Party) conclusion. A very bad scenario has the same third-party actors who whipped Black Lives Matter protesters into a looting mob repeat the performance. By that point, nearly everyone will demand that the military step in, albeit for different reasons. A very, very bad scenario will have a real-world event intervene, like an enemy abroad taking advantage of the chaos. The need to act expeditiously will slip a “temporary” military government into place faster than CNN can play the breaking news music.
Paperback thriller material, right? But consider whether you thought Trump was a Russian sleeper agent before you call me paranoid. Since 2016, learned scholars have tested legal theories saying the Electoral College was invalid and created a constitutional Frankenstein based on the national popular vote. The idea that the election was invalid due to foreign influence still sullies discussion today. One political writer even continues to place an asterisk next to “President Trump*” to denote his questionable claim to the title.
For nearly four years, the same forces that may declare 2020 invalid tried very hard to convince us 2016 already was. There are plenty of Hillary people (including Hillary) who have not accepted 2016. Has Stacey Abrams really accepted her defeat yet? Think back to everything that happened during the last election, the gaming by Comey and the FBI to influence results. Remember how the intelligence community manipulated Russiagate. Why wait for November 2020 to have a coup? We’ve been in what Matt Taibbi calls a permanent coup for years. They’ve been practicing.
Any of the those things would have been considered crazy talk only a few years ago. None would have ever passed into the mainstream. Compare Russiagate to the Great Obama Birth Certificate kerfuffle. The idea that Obama was ineligible for office festered on right-wing talk radio. It was dismissed as fact-less by just about everyone else. Fast forward to 2016+ and America’s paper of record is happy to front a story claiming the president is subject to a foreign enemy’s blackmail based on nothing but desperate hope that it might be true.
The critical tool for the ending of democracy is people’s conditioned readiness to believe almost anything. The media tells the world what’s important using a very narrow range of truth, or just makes things up if truth is not around to be manipulated.
We are exhausted, neck-deep in cynicism, decline, and distrust. And scared. There are no facts anymore, only what people can be made to believe. That power was not well understood in 2016 and was clumsily applied. Today it is ripe for exploitation, far beyond generating clicks and ad revenue. I don’t think Trump will try to stay in office if he loses. But there are people who will tell us that to manipulate our fears and steal this election. That’s why I am finally scared.
Peter Van Buren, a 24-year State Department veteran, is the author of We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People,Hooper’s War: A Novel of WWII Japan, and Ghosts of Tom Joad: A Story of the #99 Percent.
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