#Yoruichi: Kid not included.

[bothzangetsus]

My very minor pet peeve across many bleach fics is this widely-agreed-upon notion that supposedly everyone loves Ichigo -- in shipfic, this is usually given for either extra angst purposes that the LI is not going to measure up, or for possessiveness/jealousy tropes. But like... who's everyone? Genuinely, who are you guys all referring to? Not counting Rukia (because 2nd protagonist) and his sisters (because family), who I think are arguably the strongest canonical proper bonds. Everyone else just seems to vaguely tolerate him.

For a wide definition I'm going to measure 'like' as 'seeks him out for something they can get from him (this is a wide definition to include basic things like 'friendship' and 'companionship' and 'fighting' as a valid thing to get) rather than something they can get from him'. Using that, the only shinigami who do so are Kenpachi (and even he still gets the battle he wants from another, better for him, source) and Byakuya. Renji is grateful to him but mostly for getting him back close with Rukia, not because of Ichigo himself. Ichigo, for his part, calls a lot of the others by first name and they just seem annoyed. Urahara seems to be there emotionally but it's definitely not above his own self-serving interests. Yoruichi treats him like the kid she has to babysit. Orihime is in love with a version that only exists in her head. Chad is utterly incomprehensible in his choices. Uryuu is complicated, and I'll count him, but he's also arguably the one character the narrative always treats as chivalrous & anything else would ruin that. His human friends do, but he's mostly in avoidance mode with them.

The only other characters I can think of who are gunning for Ichigo personally in some way are Nel, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Riruka.

So, in a cast this huge, we're left with 3 shinigami, 3 arrancar (2 of which actively hostile but in a personal way), and a fullbringer who felt bad and changed sides in general. All side characters. Not a single person from the core group! If this is what being liked means, I'd hate to see what the people who are DISliked are treated like, LOL.

[midnightactual]

bro I'm so tired of seeing meta from the greater (non-RP) Bleach fandom that says total nonsense like "Yoruichi is a mentor figure to the Karakura gang" where tf do people even get this stuff from?

she puts up with (and is clearly tired of and exhausted by) Chad and Orihime for 10 days and Ichigo for 3 days and shades all of them throughout to include non-trivial physical abuse by headbutting Orihime with Hakuda and slashing Ichigo across the face with her cat form claws (while gaslighting them all the while)

she doesn't help with Chad's training at all despite being a melee-focused fighter and agrees with foisting it off on Renji such that Chad remains broadly ineffective at anything serious and plot-relevant forever after because he knows nothing but boxing which is largely combat-ineffective against serious threats

she summons Orihime for Kisuke to dismiss and doesn't warn her what's going to happen or even stick around to watch it occur (and probably came up with the idea herself and made Kisuke do it or at least agreed with doing it)

she never teaches Ichigo anything about any Shinigami techniques of any kind and literally never interacts with him again until TYBW where she constantly demeans him and makes fun of him (and not in a probably constructive way like Zangetsu did)

where does the impression that she likes or really cares about these kids beyond mission completion parameters come from? the Mariana Trench? outer space? the Moon??

if you're doing transformative stuff like RP or fic and you don't like the above facts and want to change them then cool I'm all for that and knock yourself out with your reinterpretation (although you should maybe wonder what all the above says about Yoruichi and her core character as you make changes)

but if you're talking about Bleach as it actually exists on paper then get your headcanon with no basis in the text out of your meta and stick to the facts jfc

[irlkisukeurahara]

do you have any bleach ships you won't go near?

This is edited because I mixed up a few terms.

I'm not typically for things that are considered "comships" but that's a sort of general thing rather than a BLEACH thing. A lot of what might be considered "illegal" is up to interpretation just due to the fact that the BLEACH aging system is non-existent. But typically, if they met when one was a kid and the other was grown, that's a no from me chief.

Actually, I suppose the "can be considered a comship = bad" thing isn't fully true for me. Because the term "comship" often includes toxic ships, not just the pedo stuff. And I'll say, I do like toxic ships sometimes. I like toxic pairings when they're interesting. It's just the kid x adult stuff I don't like.

But there's one that I specifically shit talk all the time, and that's ByaYoru. It falls under the "met when one was a kid and one was grown" category that lots of others do, but it has another layer of it due to how Yoruichi kinda inappropriately treats minors. I mean, I suppose that character trait was ditched later on in the show, but she still touched the kid Byakuya inappropriately regardless and that's just eughhhhh. I guess I make content of them that could be considered "dark" or "comshippy" but I just... Don't call it a ship. I call it dark content. My definition of a ship is different than some people's, I suppose.

There's a lot of ships I don't like due to how I interpret some ages, but it's not like I wouldn't touch them with a 30 ft pole, because again, my interpretation. I would just not interact with it too much. 🤷‍♂️ But BLEACH ages are weird like that, and I might be way wrong about the ages Kubo had in mind. But he won't say them so we have to guess lmao. All we know is the characters that are obvious adults by looking at them, the ones that are obvious kids, and then just... Everyone else. Cause BLEACH.

Idk what else to say? That's kinda my stance on that. I don't really go after people who like these kinda things. The most I'll do is block the tag. Cause even if it's something I find weird, it's absolutely none of my business. I'm the type of man who judges in silence. You won't be free of judgement from me, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to tell you that. Because even if some things might deserve a "wtf is wrong with you"... It won't be me. Cause that's a waste of my time. But there's your answer 👍

[chailoserr]

BLEACH HEADCANONS

just a bunch of silly little headcanons

characters included: shinji, rukia, urahara, kenpachi, uryuu, yoruichi, and aizen

warnings: a few sex jokes, but that’s pretty standard content from me

SHINJI

• eats peanut butter and jelly with goldfish on them probably

• he’ll stir macaroni aggressively to recreate bad sex noises

• this man watches spongebob squarepants religiously

• i think that if he were to try on clothes he’d be the kind of guy to say “do these yoga leggings make my ass look fat? please please please tell me my ass looks fat”

• i feel like he’s really bad at flirting

• the kind of guy to say “hey girl are you an elevator cuz you look like you could raise a child”

• someone has probably forced him to recreate the iconic evangelion shinji chair pose

• his blood stream is probably like, 89% mcdonald’s sprite

• i think he’d get really dramatic when listening to music and ichigo and rukia would just walk in on him and start bullying him

RUKIA

• probably has worn platform heels to grow taller than ichigo out of spite

• her favorite disney movie is probably brother bear, which is a top tier film

• if she were to have a full ass bedroom she probably get a bunch of cute stuff for it and organize everything

• when swimming she probably gets on renji’s shoulders while ichigo’s on chad’s shoulders and they play wrestle

• loves shopping with orihime probably, it’s like a whole new experience for her and she’s probably really amazed by everything

• definitely takes more than one sample from the samples table on accident

• when at the mall with orihime she wants to know this victoria and her secret

• orihime would probably have to drag her out of the place with a hand clapped over her eyes and the other holding rukia’s leg

• probably likes wearing rings

• she’ll try bonding with byakuya by reading about normal sibling things and be all like “brother! to bond we should try wearing a get along shirt together for 24 hours!”

• it’s stupid but byakuya wants to be a cool and nice older bro so they wear the shirt and look really proud while doing it

• rukia probably goes nuts for juice, especially if it was a juice flavored slushie

URAHARA

• this man probably goes dumpster diving for his clothes and there’s absolutely no shame in that game

• he’s definitely found a dumpster baby or two during his search

• looks like he eats subway and jersey mike’s religiously

• i think he’ll play like uno or poker with the kids

• probably stays up late talking to yoruichi about dumb shit like “what if pasta was purple—we should make pasta purple”

• i don’t think this man has cleaned his bucket hat in y e a r s

• he’ll claim that the smell is just his natural musk

• probably watches bad reality tv, stuff like love is blind

• he watched the entire twilight saga and had a blast doing it

• has probably pissed in a pool

• in fact, he probably makes it his mission to piss in every pool he enters

KENPACHI

• probably can’t cook

• idk how yachiru survived with him all those years bc i feel like he would try cutting up stuff to make food but it was cut TOO aggressively and it’s inedible

• probably let’s yachiru play with his hair

• he eats bowls of nails for breakfast…without any milk

• i feel like he’d run into a mannequin at a mall and then try to fight it bc it was “challenging” him

• sleep fights

• like it’s a natural thing for him, he just thrashes around and fights shit in his sleep

• when he gets too aggressive it’ll take a lot of people to hold him down and tell him “NO YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE BEES”

• has probably said “i don’t talk about feelings, i don’t have any, i’ve never seen one, i’m a night stalking, hollow fighting vigilante and a heavy metal rapping machine, i don’t feel anything emotionally except for R A G E, 24/7, 365, at a million percent, and if you think there’s something wrong with that, you’re crazy”

• but then he turns around and dresses up with ikkaku and yumichika for yachiru’s tea parties

URYUU

• i like to think that he enjoys collecting something weird, like garfield themed phones or paper clips

• he probably goes nuts in the office depot store

• he’s kind of awkward so i imagine he’d be the kind of person to just talk about his special interests to people and be like “ha, they should love me by now for knowing so much about this thing”

• canonically good at sewing and such so i think he actually enjoys making clothes for everyone like silly little hats and purses

• i think he does laundry for fun

• he’s probably the designated picture taker/quote book peep and he really enjoys it

• the man probably has organized BINDERS of quotes from the year, month, and d a y they were said

• i think he’d listen to lofi and bedroom pop kind of music while he worked on sewing or something

• has probably memorized the entire dictionary word for word

• i feel like he hates bugs

• like, terrified of them

• probably took up making friendship bracelets with orihime

• i think he’d enjoy aquariums

• he’d probably start giving everyone in the group specific facts about the fish they were seeing

• was definitely a lego kid, i can f e e l it

• if ichigo or someone was to bring a bag of skittles to share with the group, he’d probably stop them from eating, dump the skittles on a clean surface, and start organizing them by color before anyone could even touch them

• probably wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob growing up, twas only veggie tales

• his favorite veggie tales character was definitely archibald

• overall he’s a sweet boy

• his daddy needs to be nice to him

YORUICHI

• she seems like the type who is exclusively awake at night

• probably does dumb shit with urahara while she’s being nocturnal too

• karaoke? yes. shots? yes. talking about that aforementioned dumb shit? absolutely

• i feel like she’d wear dumb shirts like “this fisherman has a fat cock and he’s not afraid to use it as bait”

• they’re definitely gifts from urahara, but she loves em

• she probably likes going out to eat a lot

• i think she’d enjoy hooters, but in a respectful way

• probably enjoys being lazy and just breaking into urahara’s shop to crash there

• definitely enjoys pranks

• “guess who just walked the prank, kisuke, you’ll never guess who” she says as urahara barfs up the kimchi, milk, sprite, and pickle juice mixture that she tricked him into drinking

AIZEN

• staring off strong: he doesn’t know that women can g e t head

• you’d think he’d have big cock energy but that is simply not true, he’s just tryna compensate for his small pp

• sex jokes aside

• probably likes kale salad except kale is the only thing on the salad and it’s not a salad at all it’s just kale

• this man thinks eating ice cubes is fun

• “mmmm scrumptious, frozen water”

• he probably likes taking freezing ass showers

• and when asked how his sleep was he’s like “i don’t sleep, i only dream”

• his hair has enough product in it to put evil oil barons to shame

• they want his h a i r

• has a “natural musk” that’s akin to the smell of a bad danimals drink you spilled on the carpet of your car three months ago

• probably doesn’t actually know real spanish and he thinks that “las noches” means something super emo like “wolf rose full midnight sky kingdom🐺🥀”

• could be easily defeated if only ichigo and rukia had tried to sing CPR by cupcakke while they thought ONLY about the “hey ya” music video while ALSO doing the “hey ya” just dance choreography

• the chaos would surely throw him off his rhythm

[aurora-313]

I had already read some of black and blue before but finding your tumblr made me much more interested. Now my favorite character in Bleach is Isshin and while he's not the center of tge fiction I am interested in whether you have any ueadcanons for him and his relationships with other characters outside of Kaien and Masaki. Surely he had to know at least one of the vizard before their hollowfication?

Thank you for reading my work. I'm glad to hear you've enjoyed it so far.

Strictly speaking in BB's verse. As I've said in previous asks, the Karakura exiles are extremely tight knit, even including Ryuken on very rare occasion where the Quincy could be persuaded to chat with some of his racial enemies. And I've written the semi-canon side-story 'Special Assistant' that Isshin wanted to extend a branch of friendship to Kisuke (and Yoruichi and Tessai by proxy). I like to think Kisuke took him up on it, and those two became if not friends then decent passing acquaintances.

Tessai is an old friend of sorts, given that he was Inei's Lieutenant in the Kido Corps before Inei's failing health forced him to retire. Isshin knows Tessai pretty well, not as close to him as Yoruichi and Kisuke are, but they're decent friends. I think they like to get together and reminiscence.

In terms of the Visoreds, Isshin would've of known at least five before it all went down; two personally (Shinji and Lisa) and three in passing (Hachi, Mashiro and Hiyori).

At some point, I do imagine there was a kind of meet'n'greet in the human world. The Visoreds saved Kaien's life and Isshin would want to thank them for that and hear their side of that story.

In terms of other characters, I haven't really given it much thought to be honest with you. As you pointed out, he's not a central figure (yet?) so his role hasn't really been expanded upon.

That being said, I do intend to address Matsumoto and Hitsuguya's non-reaction to Isshin being alive and Ichigo's father. There's a bit of levity I intend to milk out of that conversation.

Kukaku's just as close to Isshin as Kaien was, given he spoilt them rotten as kids and egged their teenaged pranks on. She didn't buy for a second the MIA declared KIA story one bit and sincerely believed her Uncle was alive somewhere, but plans to shove a firework up his backside for dumping her with Clan leadership without so much as a 'hey, how you doing'.

Ganju wasn't as close to Isshin as the other two, but he still has very fond memories of his Uncle.

That's all I have for you I'm afraid. And sorry for the late response, I fell asleep. Heh.

[foxydivaxx]

Some New Reality!Au Headcanons

Been a while I have written some of these

-The AOT cast and a couple of anime characters and other characters starred in the Hetalia series.

Axis:

Italy/Romano: Eren

Germany/ HRE: Erwin replaced by Goku

Japan: Zoro

Allies:

America: Edward Elric

Canada: Alphonse Elric

France: Sanji

England: Bakugou

Russia: Zeke

China: Yato

Others:

Europe:

Belarus: Ymir (blonde Ymir) (Serves as Nyo! France)

Hungary: Annie (Nyo! England) replaced by Asuna

Austria: Sebastian

Belgium: Sasha

Luxembourg: Armin replaced by Kurapika

Netherlands: Porco replaced by Natsu

Czechia: Erza

Slovakia: Ichigo

Liechtenstein: Lucy Heartfilia ( Also Nyo!Luxembourg)

Poland: Naruto

Prussia: Jean

Ukraine: Shiemi Moriyama

Estonia: Urahara

Lithuania: Yukio

Denmark: Laxus

Finland: Meliodas

Iceland: Kaneki

Norway: Shizuo Heiwajima

Sweden: Reiner

Greece: Suzaku

Cyprus: Lelouch

Monaco: Historia

Spain/Portugal:

Turkey: Rin Okumura (suprisingly)

Africa:

Egypt: Yami Yugi

Seychelles: Canary (Hunter x Hunter)

Asia:

Hong Kong: Sousuke Sagara

Malaysia: Yuuki Kuran (also Nyo! Italy)

Phillipines: Light Yagami

Taiwan: Ahri (she also plays Nyo!Korea)

South Korea: Suzaku again

Macau: Aizen

Thailand: Ichigo

India: Haruhi Fujioka

Vietnam: Sakura Haruno (Nyo! Portugal and Spain)

Australia/ New Zealand: All Might

Cuba: Endevour

Seborga: Sasori

Others:

Ancient Rome: Grisha (xD)

Ancient Greece: Carla

Ancient Egypt: Yoruichi

Germania: Minato Namikaze

-The cast is huge and as a result, things get a little chaotic on set

- Eren happily took his role as he sees it as a challenge considering the fact that Italy is well.....a pretty cowardly pasta loving dude.

- Italy's high pitched voice was hard for Eren at first but eventually he nailed it and almost lost his voice in the process

-Eren uses his normal voice for Romano

-Eren also sang most of the Hetalia themes and everyone else sang their own versions of the songs including the character songs

- Majority of the cast changed their hairstyles to fit with their characters

-They all took language and accent classes to nail the accents of their respective characters. Hilarity ensued

- Rin and Sukazu in particular shocked everyone with their acting chops on the show and their characters became the darkhorses of the show

- Ymir scared everyone with her performance as Belarus xD

- Levi was the one that originally played Japan

- Eren and Levi broke up around the timing of Season 3 of Attack on Titan which aired around the same time as this show and maintained a certain level of animosity for each other for years after that. What caused the breakup is still a mystery and it is something neither party wants to talk about.

- Thanks to said breakup, Eren and Levi refused to shoot scenes together and they often used stand-ins whenever the two shot scenes together. They even refused to do fan events together until a recent Hetalia reunion forced them to do so. Needless to say, it was uncomfortable for Eren as Levi kept on shading him. Thankfully, the others called him out on it, leading to Levi leaving the show and getting replaced by Zoro who many believed to be a better fit for the role

- It was during this period that the relationship between Eren and Ahri deepened. Ironically some fans began to ship Italy and Taiwan due to that one scene where Italy takes Taiwan out on a date. That scene is both Eren and Ahri's favorite scene

- Speaking of the Royal Couple, the paparazzi caught Eren and Ahri kissing one day on set. That drove the media frenzy to an overdrive.

- Ironically, Eren and Ahri sort of dated in real life but had to seperate out of fear of the impact the constant media attention could cause to their relationship. They would get back together years later

- They always throw parties for their birthdays and big wrap parties after shooting for each season as well.

- The Asian kids are the main noisemakers on set

- Levi once played a deadly prank on Eren by firing a firework which hit and injured Eren and landed him in hospital for weeks. He has not apologised for that

- There have been jokes about France's ecchi tendencies amongst the cast, something Sanjii relishes with glee.

- Sanji and Bakogou actually get along in real life compared to their characters

- South Korea was initially edited out of the show due to some political controversy but was later restored back after fans demanded for his return. Suzaku was pleased with this

-The Nordics are as close as their characters and often go bungee jumping snowboarding together

- The Axis and Allies often engage in prank wars on set which often get out of hand

- Mikasa was offered the role of Taiwan initially but because she asked for way more money than she was supposed to be paid plus insisted on being the lead actress, the role was given to Ahri instead who made her acting debut through the show. Needless to say, Mikasa was not amused by this as the show made Ahri a big star especially as her character started getting more prominent on the show

- That incident started a one-sided rivalry of sorts between Ahri and Mikasa partially due to the show. The other reason is because of Eren

- It was during season 2 of Hetalia that Eren and the AOT cast regained their memories

- That alone caused a rift between the Hetalia cast and some of the AOT cast due to the manner by which Eren was treated. Those AOT cast members got replaced

- Jean, Reiner, Historia, Floch and Sasha are the only members of the AOT cast that still talk to Eren besides Zeke and Ymir and Eren's parents

- Eren's mental state began to decline during this period. The only thing that sort of kept him happy was Ahri who was unaware of what was going on because Eren did not tell her much. She would later find out in Lost And Found

- Season 4 of Attack on Titan was hellish for Eren given his actions in real life. The cast had to pretend like they were one happy family for the cameras when in reality that was never the case. Levi even lied and said that Eren cheated on him and even Mikasa when they dated whereas that was not true.

- Levi also told all sorts of ugly lies about Eren which caused a backlash on Eren for a while and almost led him to commit suicide

- Most of Eren's friends called Levi out on his actions and also dragged Mikasa down too for her own actions since she was part of the whole drama

- Eren has since semi-retired from the entertainment industry. He still performs to some extent and still records music but he has yet to release an album in years.

-There was a song Eren recorded about the Ackermans where he lambasted them for their actions called Toxic Love. He never released it but Zeke leaked it out anyways and fans were saddened that said song was not officially released as it would have been the perfect response to Levi's song, Blood Traitor

- Lelouch had a nasty breakup during this period as well from his girlfriend named Sally

- Eren was not the only Aogiri member that had a mental breakdown. Kaneki had one too after that tragic accident that Aogiri went through

- In short the entire group was not the same again after losing 3 members of the group like that.

- Every year, there is a special candlelight vigil remembrance event for the fallen members of the group

- Usagi Tsukino who plays Nyo!America on the show has not completely recovered from the loss of her boyfriend Mamoru Chiba and is another person being placed on suicide watch

- Eren no longer talks to Armin and Mikasa for obvious reasons

- The scenes where some certain countries get drunk? Yup, the actors in question got drunk in those scenes

- There were stories about a ghost haunting the set. No one knows who started those stories

- The main cast exchanged their roles and lines for a scene once during a fan event. Hilarity ensued.

Eren: Russia

Zeke: Italy

Sasuke: Germany

Goku: France

Edward: China

Yato: America

Bakugou was the only one playing his actual role (Based that off on the Hetalia 2010 Seiyuu event)

-Some scenes involving Italy become harsher to watch once stories about Levi’s attitude towards Eren make headlines

- Gilgamesh (Fate’s Gilgamesh) is a huge fan of the show and finds the characters funny. He finds Italy amusing due to his cowardly nature. He and Eren are friends in real life and he almost killed Levi when he heard what happened on that set. His favorite scene was a scene of that one time Italy lost his shit and went full-on psycho mode on Russia. Needless to say, that scene was both hilarious and at the same time scary

[rayshippouuchiha]

Ok but like for your Ready Made Family AU, I had this thought that Ichigo eventually gets around to trusting her boys enough to trust them with keeping Yuzu and Karin safe and then immediately what pops up into my head is the two of them calling the guys nii-san which just utterly blows everyone's minds. Like I'm Uraichi trash so just think about 12th division people just staring in shock at Urahara freaking Kisuke (you know ex-assassin and all) being called Kisuke-nii.

Kisuke has always been good at tests.

His inborn and ever hungry sense of curiosity has always been a blessing in that area as it’s been a curse in others.

Logic puzzles, equations, battle simulations, they have always come relatively easy to him.  Tests of control, of strength, of loyalty, have always been taken in stride as well.

He excels in his strengths, compensates and plans around his weaknesses, bends and twists rules when and where necessary.

It’s rare for a test to take him truly off guard for longer than a split second before his mind begins to work and plan and weave.

Which is why he’s at bit at a loss as to what to do at the moment.

Because, Kisuke can’t help but muse as he stares down into two upturned and chubby cheeked faces, this is most certainly a test of some sort.

Kurosaki-chan, Ichigo some covetous part of Kisuke’s mind can’t help but whisper, has left her precious sisters in his care for the afternoon.

Kisuke is one part delighted and one part absolutely terrified.

Because this, the trust, the connection, the two smiling faces staring up at him, is a glimpse of everything he’s wanted since the moment he’d first seen his beloved.

So he absolutely cannot afford to fuck this up.

If he does, Kisuke is sure that Ichigo will cut him directly out of her life and no amount of pleading or stubbornness will change her mind.

And Kisuke most certainly will not be allowing that to happen.

The only problem is that, despite his persistence and his hovering, this is also one of the first times he’s been allowed to be completely alone with the twins.  Alone without Ichigo at least within shouting distance.

And Kisuke has no idea what he’s supposed to do.

A hand coming up to tap his finger against the swell of his bottom lip, Kisuke contemplates his options.

He wants the girls to like him more than they already do and wants Ichigo to be pleased with him.  Wants to, hopefully one day soon, be a real part of their family.

So, with that in mind, perhaps his best choice is the simplest.

Something educational but entertaining.  Ichigo will be pleased that he taught them something useful and the girls will, hopefully, have fun.

“Tell me, Yuzu-chan, Karin-chan,” Kisuke blinks as he stares down at the two of them, “how do you feel about arson?”

Yuzu and Karin share a look and then they both turn back towards him and beam.

~~~

The looks Kisuke receives when he arrives at the 12th Division with two small children in tow range from blank shock to horror but he doesn’t focus on any of them.

Instead he ushers Karin and Yuzu into his lab to gather a few supplies before they head out.

Hiyori-fukutaichou bursts into the lab right as Kisuke’s ready to head out with the girls, chest heaving, face flushed and sandal in hand.

“No time to talk, things to do, fires to set,” Kisuke tell her cheerfully before he reaches down to scoop both girls up under a arm and, with them dangling by his sides, exits out the window with a quick burst of shunpo.

Behind him Kisuke hears her scream after him but he ignores it.

He only has the afternoon with them before Ichigo’s business will be concluded and Kisuke intends to make the most of it.  He doesn’t have time to deal with whatever is bothering his fukutaichou at the moment.

~~~

A few hours later, Kisuke makes it back to Seireitei.  He’s covered in soot and dangling from each of his hands is an equally soot covered but still giggling twin.

Kisuke’s pretty sure that means he’s passed at least half of this test.

Still, the last thing he’s expecting to happen is to be met in the courtyard by a crowd of people including the majority of the 12th Division, Yoruichi, Hirako-taichou, and a number of other Gotei 13 members of various ranks.

“Ah,” Kisuke stalls out for a moment, “is … there a problem?”

“Urahara-taichou,” Ukitake-taichou looks pained, “we’ve heard some unsettling rumors and it should be known that experiments involving children are not condoned by the Gotei 13.”

Kisuke blinks, confused. Yoruichi lets out a loud bray of laughter that she instantly tries to tamp down on with only mild success.

“Apologies,” Kisuke bows shallowly before straightening, hands coming up at his sides as he shrugs just a bit, the movement sending Yuzu and Karin into new rounds of giggles.  “In my defense the fires were controlled and they seemed to enjoy it.”

“Kisuke-nii is lots of fun,” Yuzu agrees with a bright smile despite her soot covered face.

“Kisuke-nii let us make things go boom,” Karin cheers as she throws her hands in the air, unconcerned with the way she’s so far off the ground.  “Best day ever!”

Around the courtyard everyone seems to freeze much to Kisuke’s bewilderment.

“K-Kisuke-nii?” He hears someone whisper.

“Hopefully your sister will agree,” Kisuke tells both of them because now that he knows they really had enjoyed the afternoon that’s all that matters to him.  “My beloved is very demanding after all.”

“B-Beloved?” this time it’s more of a echoed shriek than a whisper.

“What, exactly, is going on?” Ukitake-taichou interrupts then.

“Oh,” Kisuke blinks again, attention turning back to the gathered mass in front of him.  “Did you not know?  I assumed it was obvious.”

“No,” Ukitake-taichou looks somewhere between flustered and pained.  “I’m afraid we’re all at a bit of a lose Urahara-taichou.  Please explain why and how you have these children.”

“I agreed to watch Yuzu-chan,” Kisuke raises the hand holding her up in emphasis, “and Karin-chan,” that hand goes up then, “because their sister had business to tend to today.”

“Someone voluntarily let you watch kids?” HIyori asks, disbelief thick in her voice.

“Yes,” Kisuke can’t help the way he puffs up just a bit in pride, “I insisted.  We’ll be family one day soon if all goes well after all.”

“Family?” One of the lower ranked members of the 12th speaks up then.  “You’re gonna have a family?”

“Indeed,” Kisuke agrees easily enough. “As soon as I convince their sister, Kurosaki Ichigo, to marry me.  She is very stubborn but, as you can tell, I am madly in love.”

There’s a moment of silence once again.

And then …

Chaos.

[the8thsphynx]

*Insert Seinfeld Slap Bass*

Characters: Grimmjow Jaegerjquez, Kugo Ginjo, Kukaku Shiba, Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Shukuro Tsukishima Pairings: Grimmjow/Ginjo, Kisuke/Yoruichi Genre: Comedy, Romance, Family, Government Espionage Warnings: Mature language, s3xual humor, fighting/violence, alcohol, mentions of death, rap battles with government officials

[this space is where I’ll edit later and put later chapters]

Prologue:

‘I’m Sorry to Tell You This, But I’m Hanging With Your Cousins’

A convenience store door rattled open and out walked a very tired young man with bright orange hair. He slung the plastic bag over his shoulder and walked forward, sighing deeply and leaving a trail of vapor behind in the cold January air. Buildings towered on either side of him along narrow walkway streets and framed above him the bright red and pink hues of the evening sky.

With so few people also walking about and the streets winding down in bustle, he decided that it was appropriate to lift his eyes up and indulge himself in the mass of colors in the sky. From where he looked, left to right in between the buldings, the sky was a vibrant red with a thin line of orange wherever the last bits of sun hit rooftops or windows, beyond that it faded to a gentle violet and then into the deep indigo of the coming night. Far behind him to the west there was a mass of thick and fluffy clouds that had brought in a short-lived snow just this morning, and now to the east where his eyes flicked to there was a massive black leg colliding into his face.

“TWO FOR FLINCHING, KUROSAKI.”

Ichigo had blocked the leg with his left arm, before he could recover himself or process what had happened, the leg swung away and down from him and next two fists consecutively came towards his face. Reluctantly dropping his convenience store bag, Ichigo threw his arms up to block the hits.

“Didn’t Nelliel tell you not to cause scenes when you’re here, Grimmjow?!” he hissed

His assailant, a slightly taller and older man with striking blue hair backed off but kept both fists up. Grimmjow’s expression soured and he flexed his hands, “You’re using that as an excuse, really? Thought bitching out wasn’t your style, kid.”

Ichigo dropped his shoulders and groaned, rubbing the gradually soring parts of his arm before turning to pick up his bag, “...If anything in here is broken, I’m making you make Urahara pay for it…”

He stood back up straight sharply and caught the shocked and confused faces fo civilians who had frozen in place at the sudden attack.

Ichigo laughed nervously and waved to them reassuringly, “Ahahah, oh no, it’s fine! He’s just a friend from college who I horse around with! I’m so sorry! Hahah… ah…”

Grimmjow raised one eyebrow and shoved his hands into his pockets, “Not my fault you ain’t fast.”

The arrancar was passing for human now, on account of the special-made gigai Kisuke Urahara had manufactured for him; if not for the grey wool shirt and brown bomber jacket he wore, the void in his stomach where his Hollow hole was would be nonexistent, even complete with a belly button. Likewise, Grimmjow’s signature jawbone mask fragment was gone from his cheek. Unfortunately, with how sharp his voice was and the intense color of his hair and eyes, Grimmjow still stood out quite a bit.

Ichigo rifled through the bag and checked each item. By the grace of whatever spirit, none of his snacks or Yuzu’s sodas had been damaged. Singing and silently thanking this one sliver of luck, the boy wrinkled his nose at Grimmjow.

“Aren’t you on the clock for the Urahara Shop right now?” he walked past Grimmjow and continued on.

The arrancar followed, grabbing a box with a plastic handle off the ground and hauling it under his arm and on his hip, “Yes, but you were there and wide open.”

“What do you want, Grimmjow? I don’t have time to fight with you lately. Sorry, but I’ve only got another week of vacation before I go back to Kyoto for college and I don’t wanna spend it fending off a guy that looks like a drug dealer.”

Grimmjow made a gagging sound, “Fucking hell, you’re boring as shit without a war raging, huh? Your cousins are better company than you, anyways.”

Ichigo paused and raised an eyebrow, “...My cousins…?”

“Yeah, in Soul Society,” the older male gestured with one hand, “Way out in the boonies there with the gaudy decorations.”

An orange head nodded slowly, “Ohhh, the Shiba residence… yeah… I’m still mentally processing that we’ve been family this whole time. I guess I’m curious, though… what about Miss Kukaku and Ganju appealed to you?”

Grimmjow sniffed, “One-armed chick is fine, her brother is a alright but kinda annoying… I’ve been hanging around the other guy, mainly.”

Ichigo opened his mouth to remark which Shiba clan member it might be, then he narrowed his eyes in realizing he… didn’t know any other Shibas…?

He blinked, “Uh… You don’t mean my dad, right?”

“Your dad?”

Ichigo held his hand up slightly above his head, “This tall? Black hair? Wide build? Strong jaw? Weird personality…?”

Grimmjow held up a finder with each description, “Yeah, yep, uh-huh, I guess, and… yeah, he’s weird as hell, that’s for sure.”

Ichigo nodded, “...That’s my dad. Why are you hanging out with my dad?”

The arrancar tilted his head, “No, I’ve met your dad. This ain’t that old man. It’s your other cousin.”

“I literally just described my dad to you and you said yes.”

Grimmjow flexed his hand until his knuckles cracked and let out a sharp sigh, “Fucking seriously? No it ain’t. Your dad’s name Kugo Ginjo? I know what I’m talking about, Kurosaki.”

The name rang in Ichigo’s ears and he froze in place. It was as if his mind caught in TV static, with forgotten memories rushing through and threatening to sweep him up into a storm. He looked back at Grimmjow and the arrancar stopped his walk to halfly turn and look back at the boy.

Ichigo swallowed and shifted the plastic bag in his hand, “...Ex-fucking-scuse me?”

A/N: I have no intent to include a cohesive plot into this besides just moments here and there that tie in together, I’m kinda just going with the flow here and writing what makes me laugh or that I like. Thank you for reading and thank you even more if you’re enjoying it as much as I’m enjoying writing it!

[akaluan]

In the soulmate au how close is Tanya to having a Zanpakuto of the Salary Man? Sense you mentioned he notices things before her. How much of Urahara's i-dont-have-a-choice mentality have Yoruichi & Tensei accidentally propagated? How hard are Alexis & Erich going to tear into people (like Tensei but also Ukitake.) Who have hurt him like that?

So I'm not honestly intending on having Tanya become a Shinigami or Shinigami adjacent person -- she's going to be more like Orihime in that she ends up with essentially "wild card"-ishy powers, informed by her magic and trained by Quincy. The Salaryman to her is more like... an alter, sorta? But a very quiet one. He informs some of her responses, twigs onto things sooner than her in some cases (mostly because she's busy Surviving and he isn't), and gets a touch exasperated by her emotional responses, but he doesn't really.. step forward at all. Or "speak" in a way that she parses as anything but Herself. They're pretty blended, tbh, and I can only imagine that blending continuing as Tanya grows up and gets out of delayed puberty. They'll never be a singlet by any means, but the line will blur further as she gets closer to the age the Salaryman was when he died.

Urahara's mentality -- as with most times I write him -- is informed significantly by the way he was raised. And I know this is mostly fanon and not canon, but we do know that he knew Yoruichi and Tessai pretty early, but he's definitely not a noble by any means. Which.. Yoruichi can be nice, but she's both a heiress AND the inheritor of the stealth forces. She was raised and trained with those duties in mind, and that sort of thing can and will shape a person's mindset. She likes Kisuke, probably even loves him in her own way, and DEFINITELY lets him get away with things she wouldn't tolerate from anyone else, but like... she's a heiress and he was probably a street kid she found, took a shine too, and dragged into her shadow. There will always be a measure of inequality between them, especially this early in their exile, simply because of that and because she was his Captain / superior officer for so long.

Kisuke likely grew up with that knowledge hanging over his head (we see from Rukia's bits and pieces how utterly ruthless Clan politics and Elders can be, so it's not out of the question that Kisuke was Informed Of His Place multiple times as he was growing up, outside of Yoruichi's view / knowledge), along with the fact that his best friends were, for most of his life, Also His Superiors.

So honestly? Yoruichi and Tessai are probably (accidentally) a good portion of why he just.. goes along with whatever is demanded of him.

Erich and Alexis will eventually be having Words with various people, yes XD Including / especially Yoruichi. No one is going to be happy about the conversation, no, but I think it does probably need to happen.

[tayman001]

GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 2

Taylor: The maximum amount of kids a man can give birth at one time is 10 and the number in general is random each time so...

Grimmjow (visibly scared): shaking uncontrollably Ichigo: Great Tay now you've freaked out Grimm... tries to comfort Grimmjow Taylor: ...you have to wait another month until we know for sure how many at once you'll be having but I will say this 10 is the rarest amount and only a lucky few ever get only that amount. Grimmjow: Then I hope I'm not lucky because I don't think I'd survive that... Kazui: Awesome so if it is 10 I'd have 10 younger half brothers! Ichigo: Kazui don't you see your Dadjow is freaking out. Kazui: Isn't he an Arrancar? If so than shouldn't his Hierro protect him from harm? Grimmjow (visibly panicked): Ichigo: Please go to your room Kazui because you aren't helping. Kazui goes to his room Uryū: If you want I can be his personal Doctor to make sure he doesn't suffer any injuries during his pregnancy, Ichigo. Ichigo: Sure, Uryū. Taylor: You'll probably say no but I can inject something into him specifically designed to allow him to survive just in case it turns out he is to have 10 kids. Ichigo: You sound like Mayuri with his experiments so no. Taylor: If you think its an experiment you are wrong so no I'm not mimicking Captain Kurotsuchi since I actually test my experiments on clones of volunteers that are specifically designed to run tests on so that actual people aren't harmed so no the substance has already been tested and is unharmful in fact it actually will make him live longer but if you truly don't trust me or my science then fine, if Grimmjow does and 10 kids and ends up dying you'll have no one to blame but yourself. proceeds to walk away Ichigo: Wait... Fine inject him with it. BUT IF HE ENDS UP DEAD YOU'LL BE DEAD BECAUSE I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD BLOOD! Taylor: If I wanted him dead I'd never have said anything. injects the formula into Grimmjow Grimmjow (feeling drunk): his words are slurd and are not understandable Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him! I TRUSTED YOU! Taylor: That is supposed to happen idiot and its only temporary it does that so he doesn't feel any pain during the procedure. Grimmjow (still feeling drunk): changes are happening inside him that aren't affecting his pregnancy *moments later* Grimmjow (is an immobile slob): What happened and why can't I move? Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him Taylor! Taylor: He needs that wait to survive the 10 kids since the pregnancy needs blood to give birth and as a result of the pregnancy any fat he has is measured in blood for the pregnancy so each pound of fat is equal to a liter of blood and each child needs 100 liters of blood to be used to successfully be born and for the pregnant man to survive with 100 extra liters per child just in case the procedure takes longer than the estimated time so in total for 10 kids he needs to weigh 2000 pounds which he now weighs well plus the weight he had prior and if you are worried about his weight the formula makes it so he never suffers health problems again and I even have a formula solely for the no health problems just in cause you were worried about your gluttonous appetite might lead to those and I have another formula solely for always being mobile. Ichigo: Yes inject both of those sole formulas into me then inject the mobile one into Grimmjow. Taylor: does just that Ichigo: Now leave... I wanna go order 50 boxes of Pizza. Taylor leaves and so does Uryū A month later Ichigo (pigging out on some pizza): moans and chumping Grimmjow (feels 10 things kicking inside him as they form): moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong? Grimmjow: moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm please say something! Grimmjow: moans in pain call... moans in pain ...everyone. moans in pain Ichigo: calls everyone An hour later Taylor, Kazui, Uryū, Brandan, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Chad, Noba, Orihime, Nozomi, Karin, Yuzu and Riruka show up Karin and Nozomi: Ichigo why'd you call us like I don't see why... Karin: ...Nozy and me... Nozomi: ...Kary and me... Karin and Nozomi: ...had to come.

Yuzu: Karin you do realize I was called to so don't go assuming Ichigo called you and your girlfriend on a whim since he probably has a reason for calling all of us. Chad and Noba: silence Rukia and Renji: Why did you call all of us? Riruka: I bet something stupid. Orihime: Maybe it has something to do with Grimmjow's pregnancy? Uryū and Brandan: Probably. Kazui and Ichika: But why were we called aren't we still too young to hear where babies come from? Taylor: I doubt that is why we were called here since if that were the case they would have only called the two of you not all of us. Shinji, Shunsui, Nanao, Momo, Suì-Fēng, Nelliel, Marechiyo, Kensei, Shūhei, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Rose, Izuru, Isane, Kiyone, Byakuya, Tetsuzaemon, Atau, Lisa, Yuyu, Mashiro, Tōshirō, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Mayuri, Akon, Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru show up Taylor: Hi, Captain Hirako, Head Captain Shunsui, Lieutenant Ise, Lieutenant Hinamori, Captain Suì-Fēng, Nel, Lieutenant Omaeda, Captain Muguruma, Lieutenant Hisagi, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Captain Ōtoribashi, Lieutenant Kira, Captain Kotetsu, Lieutenant Kotetsu, Captain B Kuchiki, Captain Iba, Lieutenant Rindō, Captain Yadōmaru, Lieutenant Yayahara, Lieutenant Kuna, Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Matsumoto, Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Madarame, 3rd Seat Ayasegawa, Captain Kurotsuchi, Lieutenant Akon, Lieutenant Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru. Shinji: ...Taylor I told you, you can call me Shinji I don't care much about formalities. Shunsui: Hey Taylor. Nanao: You'll never get promoted Taylor if you slack off and don't do what your ordered to do! Taylor: Lieutenant Ise who said I wanted a promotion? Since I'm perfectly fine staying unseated even if I have the strength of a Captain. Momo: Nanao why not just let it go? Nanao: I might as well since he seems to have his mind set. Suì-Fēng (focused on Yoruichi and not realizing she is talking out loud): I wanna marry Lady Yoruichi! Yoruichi (hearing Suì-Fēng say that): flash steps over to her So its a promise then? Suì-Fēng (shocked and embarrassed): I, uh... Yoruichi: kisses Suì-Fēng Suì-Fēng and Yoruichi leave to spend some alone time Taylor: Well that was kinda unexpected but I had a feeling that info would soon come out. Nel: I fell on my face when I arrived since I keep tripping out of the sky Garganta. Taylor: If you don't look wounded than its clear that your Hierro is strong enough to protect you from the impact. Nel: True. Marechiyo: I kinda knew Captain Suì-Fēng was a Lesbian all along! Suì-Fēng returns and kicks Marechiyo so hard he passes out and needs medical attention Taylor: I would have told him to shut up but it was already too late since as soon as he opened his mouth I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Kensei and Shūhei: Yeah he can be a idiot sometimes. Taylor: Say how is your lives treating you after the two of you tied the knot? Kensei and Shūhei: Pretty good. Shūhei: And I'm Pregnant and he is due next month. Kensei: I'm still kinda scared to be a father. Since the last time I tried to handle crying all I could come up with was "Laugh or else!!!!" Shūhei: Yeah and that was 100 years ago when you were yelling that to me when I was a kid. Kensei: Yeah but I'm still confused on why you stopped crying? Shūhei: I saw your chest and 69. Kensei: Oh come here. Kensei and Shūhei make out Kisuke: I wish Tessai could have been here... Taylor: Why where is he? Kisuke: Hospital... Someone ran him over in a hate crime. starts crying Taylor: He is gonna be ok, Kisuke after all he is your husband and you know how strong he is. Kisuke (stops crying): Yeah you're right. Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: guarding the perimeter Isane: gets bumped into I'm sorry that was my fault. Kiyone: Isane its not your fault you were the one bumped into not him since he bumped into you. Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki why the fuck did you ask all of us here like really. Taylor: Captain B Kuchiki, I think it has to do with his husband Grimmjow's pregnancy.

Byakuya: ...wasn't he married to Orihime Inoue? Orihime: He was but I divorced him once he told me the truth so that he could marry the one he loves. Tetsuzaemon: Atau I'm gonna go take Sajin for a since he is is bugging me to walk him. Atau: does ok in sign language Taylor: Let me guess Captain Iba, you are taking care of Sajin Komamura who was your captain back when you were the Lieutenant of Squad 7 but who was turned into a wolf after using the Humanization Technique back during the war with the Quincy. Tetsuzaemon (ashamed): Yeah... Taylor: There is no reason to feel ashamed after all he was your captain for a long time and you still care for him and its not in your nature to leave anyone behind, now is it. Tetsuzaemon: That is true. Taylor: I can look at ways to reverse his condition if you want I just need to clone him genetically so he doesn't end up dying in case a formula doesn't work. Tetsuzaemon: I'll have to ask him. Taylor: If he is in the form a normal wolf he can't speak in any language that we as humanoids can understand so how can you understand his wolf speak? Tetsuzaemon: He taught me it when he was still a werewolf. Taylor: Oh. Lisa: Hey Taylor. question do you have Line? Taylor: Uh no but I have Facebook. Lisa: You should get Line! Yuyu: Yeah get line!~ Taylor: How about stop asking! Mashiro (using her Hollow mask): Mashiro Super Cero! Taylor: jumps out of his body, puts on his hollow mask and blocks the cero with his hand Mashiro: Big deal so you countered it... Here it goes Mashiro Drop Kick. Taylor: grabs her foot and throws her across the room Mashiro (dizzy): I was just getting started... passes out Kensei and Shūhei: She deserved that. Tōshirō: Why is it that everyone is so manic today? Rangiku: Relax Captain. Kenpachi: attempts to attack Taylor Taylor: cuts Kenpachi's arm off Kenpachi: Asshole! Taylor: I warned you never to attack me. Ikkaku and Yumichika: Well it looks like we need to take the Captain to Orihime again... Mayuri: I would like to test a new drug on you Taylor. Taylor: Too late you are already testing new drug of mine. Mayuri: Huh? Akon: Captain... Get off me your crushing me. Mayuri: Well now look what your drug did Taylor, I can't move and if I don't get off of Akon quickly I'm gonna end up killing him. Taylor: checking Akon's vital signs Nope he is lying in fact he is too ashamed to admit it that he is actually aroused by all of this and is in fact not being crushed to death. Akon: blushing Mayuri: blushing Oh so he likes this huh? Maybe this isn't so bad after all. Sentarō: I'm gonna go fight with Kiyone for old time sake. goes over to where Kiyone is to pick a fight Tatsuki and Chizuru: making out Keigo and Mizuiro: making out Taylor: Ichigo please tell me you didn't invite anybody else. Since I doubt this place can handle anymore people. Ichigo: Nope this is everyone. Kazui: Dad I'm sleepy can I rest on your belly until I can reach my room? Ichigo: Sure Kazui. Kazui: climbs onto Ichigo's fat belly and falls to sleep Ichigo: starts eating more pizza Hours later Ichigo (looking like a immobile blob): I think I ate too much pizza. Kazui: still sleeping Taylor: Well you aren't immobile even though you look like it. Rukia: GET THE FUCK UP ICHIGO! Taylor: Captain R Kuchiki there is no need to yell like do you wanna wake Kazui? Rukia: Oops sorry. Kazui: still sleeping so... comfy... love... dad's... fatness.... so.... soft...... Ichigo: Please tell me he'll wake up eventually since I don't intend to have him sleep only on my belly. Taylor: Depends on his actions. everyone eventually clears out except for Taylor, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Orihime, Riruka, Chad, Noba, Karin, Nozomi, Yuzu, Uryū and Brandan Kazui: still sleeping Ichigo: Why has he still not woken up like did he fall in love with my belly or something? Taylor: That is a likely reason. Grimmjow: If he loves it why not teleport him in and have him stay there until I give birth to his half brothers. Ichigo: Yeah I'm not gonna risk digesting Kazui, Grimm.

Noba: I have that risk when I do my job as a living Taxi. So I release my passengers as soon as I start burping just so I don't digest them and they never reach their destination because of it. Rukia and Renji: Yuck. Chad: What's so yuck about it, its hot. Karin and Nozomi: We have to agree with Rukia and Renji since YUCKY! Yuzu: I agree with Mr. Giant since if my Future Husband went around and did that I'd be turned on by it. Uryū and Brandan: We are agreeing with Chad and Yuzu. Taylor: I like it as well. Orihime: Of course you would after all you made this Gigai for Noba since Kisuke decided against making them any new Gigai for the three of them... speaking of which where is Ririn and Kurōdo? Riruka: I wouldn't know since I have never met them. Meanwhile Ririn: showing off her new sexy look which she's been doing for years Kurōdo: showing off his new handsome look which he's been doing for years Meanwhile Taylor: I have a feeling they haven't stop doing what they said they were gonna do when I made and gave the three of them their new Gigai. Sometimes I wish that I didn't ask them what they wanted and just remade their original Gigai and only asked Noba what he wanted. Meanwhile Gō Koga returns to Karakura Town for the first time in years Koga: I really hope those kids don't assume I'm here for revenge. Meanwhile Noba: A Bount! Meanwhile Ririn and Kurōdo: BOUNT! Meanwhile Ichigo: But the only Bount left would be the one with the Doll known as Dalk the one who Yoruichi said Thanks me for defeating Kariya. Uryū: You think he is here for revenge. Taylor: Doubt it since I can sense him and based on his Spirit Energy he isn't here to fight in fact he is here for peace. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: HUH? Kazui: still sleeping gay Taylor: Um.... where'd Kazui decide to say that out of the blue sure he is sleeping but still it must have been a reason. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: Beats us. Gō Koga shows up in the house Koga: Sorry to barge in uninvited but I wanted to say sorry for my actions years ago... wait... I must have the wrong house since none of you look familiar. Taylor: The ones who you've never seen before are myself, Grimmjow the blue haired guy, Kazui the little orange haired guy who is sleeping, Ichika the red haired little girl with violet eyes, Brandan the auburn hair guy and Riruka the magenta haired lady with the magenta eyes. I'm pretty sure you remember Ichigo, points to Ichigo Uryū, points to Uryū Rukia, points to Rukia Renji, points to Renji Orihime, points to Orihime Chad, points to Chad and Noba. points to Noba Koga: WAIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? Taylor: 10 years and 20 months since you and the other Bounts showed up about 3 months before the fight with Aizen took place and its been 10 years and 17 months since that fight with Aizen. Koga: ...I might as well leave since it seems I waited to long to apologize. proceeds to leave Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji and Noba: There is no need to leave. Koga: OK if you... Ririn and Kurōdo show up Ririn: Stop there this is no place for someone of your kind Bount. Kurōdo: If you don't leave we will have to destroy you. Taylor: Ririn and Kurōdo back down he isn't an enemy any longer. To Be Continued

[midnightactual]

The logo for Yoruichi's ersatz rotating lineup band in Night City in her Cyberpunk 2077 Verse when she's being a Rockergirl in her downtime. It is absolutely a direct reference to the martial art from Gunnm (Battle Angel Alita) which, having begun publication in 1990, could very well actually exist in the Cyberpunk universe since that's the year its timeline really starts to diverge. This is both just a nerdy reference to something Yoruichi probably read as a kid, and kind of ironically self-referential in that within this verse, she is the closest thing to Alita and kind of has to come up with or at least come to practice a martial arts style to defeat other cyborgs. This does describe Yoruichi's vibe when not using big guns pretty well:

Panzer Kunst is the first fighting style developed to anticipate cyborg and zero-gravity combat. It emphasizes combat against both unarmed and armed opponents, including those wielding ranged weapons. Its foundation is fighting in zero gravity, a prerequisite for all space age martial arts, which allows the practitioner to fight in any atmosphere. Panzer Kunst seems to emphasize speed, agility and fluidity (the ability to go from one attack or motion to another seamlessly), as well as the use of attacks that use the momentum generated from coordinated movements that employ the user's whole body (such as kicks that launches the user's whole body toward an opponent's vulnerable point), and powerful vibration-based strikes (such as the Hertza Haeon) to bypass an opponent's cyborg armor and directly cause damage to limbs, joints, or internal organs. The art is also quite effective against larger foes. Panzer Kunst also provides a definitive tactical advantage, since it gives its user the ability to analyze an opponent's fighting style and to retaliate accordingly.

Also it sounds pretty metal, which is the main criteria for success in a world where Samurai was a huge band.

[rhazziiiiiiii]

I want to hear about your Bleach ships Your OTP: Your second OTP: A pair you used to ship, but don’t anymore: The ship that doesn’t make sense canon-wise, but you love them anyway: Your favourite xOC ship and why: The ship you warmed up to: Your NOTP: The pair that you do not personally ship, but can see why some people ship them: Anything else:

Thanks so much for this ask (🥺❤️💛🖤) you're everything good with this world.

My OTP: Yoruichi x Soi Fon

Anybody who follows this blog knows this. There's no fucking question.

My second OTP: ShunUki

Are you kidding me???? How could I not????

A pair I used to ship but don't anymore: ByaRuki

Listen, I KNOW I KNOW, OKAY?! I was 12. Forgive us.

Ship that doesn't make sense in canon, but I love anyway: HitsuRuki/Rangiku x Soi Fon

It's cute, is all I am gonna say.

My favorite xOC ship: None

Unless you include UraharaxMe

Ship I warmed up to: IchiHime

After my 14th rewatch.

Your NOTP: UraharaxYoruichi

Reason- Soi Fon exists.

The pair I don't personally ship but can see why everyone does: ... Urahara x Yoruichi

There. I admitted it. Enjoy my defeat.

Anything else: ChadIchi is my favourite Ichigo ship forever and ever don't @ me.

Reblog and add yours! Let's get to know each other's ships!!!!!

[plunnies-n-shit]

Lily of the Valley

Bleach -- GrimmIchi -- Skyrim AU

As a child, Ichigo gets lost in the mountains in the middle of winter. He doesn't mean to, but just. A blizzard rushes in, and he. Takes a wrong turn here, a wrong turn there, and suddenly there's nothing but white for as far as he can see. He stumbles, and falls into the snow, and, exhausted, falls asleep in the snow.

He wakes up in a cave beside a fire. His head is hazy, but. Outside the entrance he can see a valley, deep enough that even the tops of the trees he can see are avoiding the snow. He can hear a river. 

The pelt his head is resting on rumbles, and he realizes with distant fear that his head is not resting on a pelt but on a snowy sabre tooth cub

There is a burst of cold, and from the entrance approaches a tall, beautiful woman. She coaxes Ichigo's head back down, checks his fever, pulls the pelt back up under his chin. "Sleep, little cub," she says, running a claw-tipped hand through Ichigo's hair. "You'll feel better once you sleep."

Ichigo spends what feels like a week in that valley cave-- sleeping, most of the time, but sometimes he's strong enough to sit up and eat on his own, and sometimes he's even strong enough to play with the snowy sabre tooth cub for a little bit, rolling around and wrestling on the cave floor. Most of the time, though, he's barely strong enough to sit up, the cub's head in his lap as he scratches behind its ears. 

Sometimes the lady comes back, and sometimes a huge snowy sabre cat returns in her place, but they're both very gentle and very friendly and Ichigo eventually stops being afraid of them.

At the end of the week, Ichigo falls asleep in the cave and wakes up on the very edge of his village. The snow is starting to melt. He's spent the whole winter in that valley, but the memory is starting to feel like a dream

People whisper that it's Mountain Magic, or a Spriggan's Blessing, that left this little now-golden-eyed boy at their village. Ichigo grows up a hunter, unnaturally silent, eerily accurate with a bow in his hands. Shunned, for the most part, but also strangely respected. Not that he minds-- his family loves him, and even if they fall silent when he approaches Ichigo knows that the villagers appreciate having the extra food when the snow starts coming down hard and Ichigo is the only one who can hunt safely in the blizzard.

Years later, and Ichigo is part of an organization working at harassing and undermining the Thalmor until they lose their hold in Skyrim. His most recent mission has been a uh........ mixed success? He's managed to sabotage the Thalmor "shipment"-- he has no love for the Stormcloaks, but no one deserves to end their life in a Thalmor cell-- but he's also now being chased through the mountain forest by a handful of angry highelves.

He's fast, but he's also one person, and the Thalmor are very pissed. Ichigo can taste the electricity building in the air as the spell charges, and he knows he isn't going to be able to dodge it.

And then the spellcaster goes down with a strangled cry under 200something pounds of angry snowy sabre cat.

Ichigo, the little shit of an opportunist that he is, doesn't question it. He turns and tackles the closest (confused and now very scared) Thalmor. It's. Not a pretty fight. But Ichigo comes out the other side alive. With a dagger in his side, but alive.

The sabre cat shakes some of the excess gore off of it's fur and turns towards Ichigo, and with a twist of light and cold, there is a blue-haired man standing where the sabre cat was crouched. 

"Bit off a bit more than you could chew, huh, Sunshine?"

Ichigo maybe passes out from shock, though he'll claim later that he just passed out from bloodloss.

He wakes up in that cave in that mountain valley. Now that he's older, he can understand better what he's seeing-- a combination of a deep, sheer valley, a river, and set on a thermal vent similar to the ones that heat The Rift, this valley is a perfectly hidden sanctuary of summer-- protected not by Spriggans, apparently, but shapeshifters like Grimmjow.

Well. Shapeshifters Grimmjow and Pantera, his mother. Over the years their numbers have dwindled into just the two of them, and they've even had to plant a sapling of the Eldergleam to ensure that there will be spriggans to defend this place when they are gone.

Ichigo takes a week to recover-- an actual week this time, not what feels like a week because he was in and out of sleep. Grimmjow nurses him carefully back to health, because Ichigo doesn't actually know any healing magics, and Grimmjow can tell that Ichigo still has Pantera's magic lingering in his blood from his childhood and is hesitant to add any more to that because he doesn't know what that might do to Ichigo.

It was just residual from healing him, but it also left a kind of. Permanent blessing from Kyne. Not the same way Pantera and Grimmjow are blessed, but. Similar. Ichigo has those sabre-cat traits, a naturally silent and skilled hunter, and even has an affinity for nature magic that he hasn't even realized until Grimmjow starts showing him how to shape earth and water, encourage plants and trees to grow, and even communicate with animals.

Grimmjow really doesn't want Ichigo to leave once Ichigo is healed, because Ichigo is his, he just got Ichigo back. But Ichigo can't abandon his mission, can't abandon his nation to the Thalmor, so Grimmjow is like. "I'll go with you? I can help, and the quicker you get this done the quicker I can drag you back to my den and never let you go right? Cool, i'm right, lets go. Thalmor? Just fucking point em out."

No one even questions it when Ichigo comes back from his mission with a fucking snowy sabre cat at his side. At this point they just mark it down on the "Kurosaki's Bullshit Board" and move on.

The next mission they have for Ichigo is infiltrating the Thalmor Embassy because there's something going on with dragons? And anything that makes the Thalmor nervous the Vizards want to know about. Thankfully the invitation includes a "plus one" so Grimmjow can come along because there's no way in hell Grimmjow is letting Ichigo walk alone into that den of snakes.

Long story short, shit goes down, Ichigo and Grimmjow (and the Vizards, kind of) get involved with the Blades. Yuzu and Karin are the Dragonborn, which they've been carefully hiding from Ichigo, and now they get to look like guilty kids caught with their hands in the cookie jar while Ichigo scolds them for being reckless. The Stormcloak rebellion is ended at a summit at High Hrothgar by two barely-teenage girls. Alduiin's (very short) reign of terror is also ended by two barely-teenage girls who can now summon and ride dragons.

The Thalmor's hold is shaking, and soon there's going to be a Moot to chose the next High King, which Ichigo and the girls are definitely going to attend because now they can and they can influence the choice towards someone opposed to the Thalmor but hopefully not entirely isolationist (and hopefully definitely not racist).

The Thalmor are pissed at Ichigo and kidnap him because if they take him out of the picture they can strong-arm the rest into stepping down and shutting up, right?

Wrong.

Yuzu stays at the Moot because she's the most diplomatic and now she has the power of Sympathy while Karin and Grimmjow go stage a heroic rescue of Grimmjow's boyfriend Ichigo from the grips of the Thalmor, completely decimating the Thalmor along the way. Grimmjow gets to tear out Aizen's throat with his teeth, to which Karin is like "gross dude" and Ichigo is like "ok, that was kinda hot."

High King Yoruichi forces the now-pathetic Thalmor out for a time for "high treason against the Province of Skyrim and her Beloved Citizens." They'll be back, probably, but at least for a few years Yuzu and Karin have time to grow into their power and Grimmjow and Ichigo have time to have a little uh. Vacation.

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Hey Hazel, I was wondering who your favorite characters are to read with?

Oh that's a very nice yet very vague question since Im in so many fandoms especially if you include the ones I dont write about. Within the ones I write about it's

One piece: Kiku, Izo, Shanks, Ace, Zoro, Kid, Killer, Sabo, Robin, Vivi, X Drake, Barto, Benn, Koala, Smoothie... (keeping my eye on some more wano characters 👀 and honestly I'll read almost anything).

Naruto: Itachi ♡ There's a bunch more like Kakashi, Tsunade, Iruka, Kiba. But man, 14 year old me got attached to Itachi and never let go 🙊

Bleach: Hisagi, Gin, Byakuya, Kensei, Shinji, Yoruichi

Free!: Makoto!

Magi: Kouen, Sinbad, Sharrkan, Hakuryuu, lately Komei too. Let's see if it changes when I read the manga.

Kuroshitsuji & Inuyasha: no one! I don't really read w them anymore but enjoy writing the characters. Weak spots for Grelle and Ronald tho.

Kamigami: the 1 decent dionysos fic there is. Rip.

BNHA: Kirishima, Mirio, Todoroki, Hawks, lately Fatgum and Miruko got me 👀

What about you anon? Care to share? ♡

And the rest of you guys? Let's talk favorites!

[shadowsnlace]

Sure! Let’s take a trip with the Captains and their families to Disney World. With everyone having to stay home, a little jaunt into the wonders of Disney would be fun. Hope you all enjoy! <3

I’m going to treat this as an all week vacation because there is so much to see and do at Disney World, a weekend just doesn’t really give anyone a chance to experience it all. I left out the water park and some of the other attractions just because this post began to get really long and was taking on a life of its own. ;)

And, because it got so long, I’m going to put it all under a cut so that it doesn’t eat up so much of the feed.

Shunsui - Spends a lot of time laughing. Every time he and his daughter get on a ride that makes her squeal, he starts laughing. He loves how she hangs on his arm and burrows into his side while screaming and laughing.

Once he gets to Epcot, he hits the brakes -- they sell booze at the restaurants! He makes sure to sample the drink of choice from all the countries represented at the World Showcase. He tries not to linger too long despite how much he’d like to just spend all day there.

The animal attractions aren’t of much interest to him and he fights the urge to power-nap on a bench while his daughter is watching the animals. The aquarium is even worse, it’s darker in there and it’s cool. He drew quite a few snickers with his snoring.

The live shows are fun for his daughter, but not for him. He’ll doze a bit then a loud explosion of music or sound effect will jolt him awake. It’s sleep deprivation mingled with a little torture. He wishes he’d thought to bring earplugs.

Whenever one of Disney princesses interacts with his daughter he just can’t help but flirt. He’s so handsome that they seem to like it until he overdoes it and then they shut him down. Shameless, Shunsui, utterly shameless.

Soi Fon - So many people! So few places to hide! Her ninja instincts are kinda overloaded at first, but she settles down pretty fast.

Seeing her daughter go crazy over all her favorite Disney characters makes Soi Fon smile. She knows the feeling of fangirling very well. (*cough* Yoruichi.)

She is all about the pictures and making sure she gets lots of shots of her daughter visiting with the characters. She also makes sure to get lots of shots of the family all together too.

The rides are definitely a main attraction for her and her little one. She is so proud that her daughter is laughing it up while all the other kids are screaming in fear.

The live shows are nice, but both of them prefer to be out and doing things rather than sitting in seat for a long period of time.

Soi Fon nearly layed a smackdown on Mickey Mouse -- first he came out of nowhere and startled her, then the freaky-big rodent had the audacity to tickle her while posing for a photo!

Secretly watches The Aristocats every night before bed.

Rose - Really wants to spend the whole vacation going from one show to the next. But, this trip is mostly about his little love and her love of all things Disney. Although, he manages to get to evening shows since Disney has counselors that will watch his daughter while he enjoys some more adult-friendly activities.

Loves going through Epcot and enjoys watching his daughter’s mind open up to other cultures as well as ideas about the future. More than once he gets in on some of the street shows in the World Showcase.

Likes the animal attractions but doesn’t care for the smell. Ends up getting medieval with an aroma blocking herb baggie to pin to their clothes. The aquarium inspires him to softly sing every sea shanty he knows, which is a total of three that he picked up in a pub somewhere in the world of the living.

Goes to the live musical shows that are his daughter’s favorite. Always sings louder than anyone else, including the stage actors. Gets applause more often than not.

Retsu - Will ride most of the rides with her daughter, although there are some that she prefers to just stand and watch with a smile on her face.

The World Showcase at Epcot is a big favorite for her. There is so much to sample and experience! Especially the teas!

Really enjoys the animals and teaching her daughter about what they are. They end up spending the most of that time at Conservation Station. The animal encounters are a thrill for both of them.

They only got to a few live shows, only the ones that are must-see favorites. She and her daughter like doing more interactive things like the science things at Future World.

Makes sure that their activities are a balance of fun and education. Retsu makes sure to end off the day with some low-energy things so that her daughter can start to wind down before bedtime can roll around.

For some reason, the staff at the parks and the resort seem to be very unsettled by Retsu’s smile.

Shinji - Absolutely loves the rides, especially anything that spins or goes upside-down. His daughter, a chip off the ol’ block, loves them too. There’s no way to know who is squealing and laughing louder, him or her.

Epcot is interesting, but doesn’t hold the same thrills as the rides so they hit only the things they want to see and go back to re-ride their favorite rides.

Was totally enjoying the animal attractions until one of the monkeys flung poo and hit him. After that, he stayed well out of the firing zone. The aquarium was so much more peaceful...and no chance of getting hit with poo.

Tells every princesses he meets that she is his first love. (It’s gets old fast) Daughter totally busts him every time: “But you said Mommy was your first love!” *Cue Shinji’s smile* “Of course she is! Oh, look! Isn’t that Princess Jasmine?!”

At the live shows, he dances in the aisle with his daughter during her favorite songs because life is all about seizing moments and making awesome memories.

Is really thrilled that there is a jazz club where he can indulge his love of music after dinner.

Byakuya - Determined to still behave with dignity as befitting his station...which lasts about 10 minutes. His daughter is having none of that stuffy-Daddy business, this is Disney World!

Despite his reluctance to go on the rides, he goes on one just to please his daughter. And that’s when Byakuya decides that letting lose and having some fun won’t do a thing to diminish his pride. While he won’t make any noise on the rides, he loves to hear his daughter giggle and scream with glee. He’ll smile. He’ll laugh too, but it’s easily lost in the rush of the wind.

Epcot is where he could happily spend the entire vacation. The Gallery of Arts and History could keep him coming back every day, but he has to settle for a leisurely one time through. He buys quite a few art history books for reading later before bedtime.

The two Frozen attractions are torture for him, but he endures for his daughter’s sake. Earplugs are helpful, but still don’t completely drown out the singing. Poor Byakuya, “Let It Go” began and he cringed so hard he got a cramp.

Doesn’t smile in any pictures. That’s not to say he doesn’t smile, because he does quite often. After all, he’s enjoying himself. He just seems to have a supernatural ability to know when his picture is about to be taken -- and no smile, all formal. (Strike a pose much, Byakuya?)

Sajin - His daughter gets so excited by seeing the Disney characters and being able to interact with them. He takes lots of pictures.

The rides are lot of fun. However, he spends half his energy worrying that his daughter is safely secured in the ride. To remedy that, he keeps a hand on her or an arm around her when he can.

Poor Sajin, came off the spinning cups staggering around like a drunk. He really didn’t care for that one bit. Managed to keep his lunch down, but just barely. His daughter thought is was rather funny.

Epcot is both fascinating and fun for both of them, especially all the Future World stuff. He fears he may just be raising a budding scientist.

The shows are great, but he has to sit in the aisle because he won’t fit in a seat. One of the staff asked him to take a seat -- until he stood up. She squeaked that it would be just fine for him to sit on the step next to his daughter’s seat.

The animal attractions and aquarium are where Sajin and his daughter have the most fun. They both love animals and have a special kind of being “in tune” with them so they react differently to them than to those that are 100% human.

Lisa - She got pretty hyper when she saw all the amazing amenities that were in the luxury suite they were in at the resort. She all but vowed to never leave it.

The rides were loads of fun. She rode everything, some of them two or three times when her daughter would ask to go again, “Please! Please! Please!”

Epcot was a surprisingly fun place for her daughter. The little one’s interest in history and then in science reminded her quite a bit of little Nanao. So, she bought books that she could read to her daughter on things that sparked her curiosity.

The character interactions didn’t go over too well. The princesses were very nice, but her daughter hid shyly behind her legs. When the large costumed characters approached, her little girl took one look at Mickey Mouse and started screaming and crying. Lisa just scooped her up and marched off to soothe her with ice cream.

After the Mickey Mouse incident, Lisa was reluctant to try the animal attractions. However, they proved to be much better and her daughter had a wonderful time. Poor thing was spit on by a llama, but she didn’t freak out, she scolded it. Finger wagging, a hand on hip, and a meanie face “Bad mahlahmala!” Lisa was so glad to have a video of that.

Kensei - He spends his first morning at the resort unwinding in the gym. He even goes for a swim. The suite was impressive, but the exercise choices really surprised him. He plans to eventually try them all before breakfast everyday.

The rides get a scoff. He’s too old for all that. But, he goes anyway when wife and daughter declare him out-voted. It takes a couple of rides before he gets into the spirit of it all and begins to enjoy himself. How can he not like something that makes his daughter smile and laugh so much?

Epcot World Showcase sends Kensei into foodie heaven. He samples as much as he can and will do his best to try to identify how something was cooked and what spices were used. He makes notes on napkins to try to duplicate his favorites at home. Future World holds more wonder for his daughter than him...he’s still mentally going over recipes.

The character interactions go great until Goofy arrived and his daughter got scared. Much to his dismay, it took Kensei accepting a hug from Goofy before his little girl would stop crying and come over for a hug too. The pictures are carefully guarded so Kensei can’t get rid of them.

His daughter is a little skittish around the animals at the attractions, but once he shows no fear, she’s quick to follow. If Daddy can do it, so can she. The aquarium fascinates her. The novelty wears off quickly for him and he tries not to doze in muted light and cool temperatures.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Kensei has a thing for ink pens and secretly buys all sorts of glittery, goth, unusual, or weird pens that he comes across in the gift shops. They’re his souvenirs and will be tucked away in his office for his private enjoyment. He bought two with a skull theme so he could give one to Hisagi.

Toshiro - Really didn’t want to go to Disney World at all. Way too hot! He is physically uncomfortable the whole time he has to walk around in the hot sun.

The rides are fun and provide some breezy relief from the heat. He loves hearing his daughter scream and laugh. It’s worth melting in the sun just to hear her joy.

Epcot is a bit better experience since a lot of that is indoors. He loves all the educational value that comes in a fun package.

The animal attractions aren’t really that interesting to either of them so they opt for some character interactions and live shows. He even poses and smiles with the Elsa character actress. He does for the others too, but only one of those smiles was genuine ;)

The two Frozen attractions are hands-down their favorite. Toshiro is so tempted to add a little chilly extras to the show but knows it will freak out the humans. He enjoys the wonder and happiness on his daughter’s face as she watches the stage performers and sings along not missing a word.

Believe it or not, Toshiro’s favorite part was sitting on the balcony of their suite with his wife and daughter tucked up to him, relaxing as they watched the fireworks.

Kenpachi - Gets lost about 50 yards from the front gate. Spends the rest of the day accepting that he hasn’t got a damn clue where the hell they are. But, his daughter seems to know exactly where to go and tugs him from one ride to the next.

Nearly took down Donald Duck during the character interactions. “What the hell is a giant duck doing here?”

Kenny thought the Jedi Training: Trial of the Temple was the best thing he’d ever seen in the world of living. He challenged Darth Vader to a one on one. Had his daughter not pulled him away, he probably would have been “escorted” from the premises.  

Epcot was blah for him but at least there was alcohol to be had. He really enjoyed the World Showcase - Germany -- he liked the beer and the rowdy nature of the people. The science themed attractions held no pull for him or his daughter so they both decided to go back to Jedi Training.

The animal attractions were fun for his little girl, but he found it a bit boring. Once in a while he’d grunt, “I killed a Hollow once, looked just like that thing.”

The best picture ever: Kenny and his daughter wearing Mickey Mouse ears, holding light sabers and battle snarling at the camera.

Mayuri - He really didn’t want to go at all. “A week?! I can’t be away from my experiments that long!”

The first day there everyone thinks that he’s a character because of all the black and white makeup and the elaborate head/hair accessory. “Hey! What movie are you from?” Mayuri gets aggravated really fast. There is a lot of grumbling about “simpletons” and “idiots.”

Goes on all the rides for the experience, not for fun. His daughter is happy as can be, but he’s sitting next to her with a blank face. It’s a strange thing to see.

The animal attractions are rather boring, he’s had those specimens before. His daughter is still interested so he tells her about the animals and what he’s learned from his experiments with them.

The aquarium is where Mayuri’s eyes go wide. There are so many specimens he’s never seen in person before! He’s seen these on a computer, but in person... He begins making plans to procure some to take home. His daughter is wise beyond her years and hustles him out with a stern, “No, Daddy, they stay here!”

Epcot Future World is where Mayuri has the most fun. He comments on the simplicity of some of the science, but he’s mostly happy to see his daughter take an interest in his first true love: science.

Jushiro - When he walks in, you can bet that more than one person nearly gets whiplash from turning to stare at this beautiful man that just entered the park. Some think he’s a star from a movie. One thing is certain, his beautiful hair and handsome features are undeniably magnetic.

The Disney princesses have a hard time staying in character around him. The glassy eyes and titters are just precursors to longing looks and nearly swooning at his feet. Add in that sweet nature and the husky timber of his voice -- panties will be melting. However, Jushiro only has eyes for his daughter and wife.

He really has to pace himself. He can only spend a limited amount of time outside in the heat. Low stress rides are always a “yes” for him so he can have fun with his little girl and laugh. The more strenuous rides are left for Mommy to go on while he watches from a shady bench.

Epcot is wonderful and holds many attractions that appeal to Jushiro. He likes being able to sample food, drink, and some activities of other cultures. He stocked up on quite a few different teas from around the world to take home. The science offerings are interesting too, but end up a bit boring for his daughter.

The animal attraction, especially the interactive ones are a big hit. The aquarium is also great since it gives him a chance to be out of the heat. The same goes for live shows. These give his daughter a chance to see her favorites and it gives him a chance to sit down and recover from walking around the park. When the day has more indoor activities, he can spend more time out of bed.

The fireworks show was one of his favorite experiences because he got to have private time with his family and still enjoy something fun.

All of them - Everyone loves the Star Wars attractions, each for different reasons. It’s definitely a huge hit with parents and kids alike.

Every single one of them gets Mickey Mouse ears -- and wears them, except Byakuya, Toshiro, and Mayuri. Byakuya and Toshiro give in when their daughters give them that Daddy-melting look and say, “Pleeeeeease?” Mayuri poses for one picture with the ears on, then shreds them to pieces when his daughter isn’t looking.

All the parents take advantage of the child-minding services offered so that they can get some romantic time. There are lots of nighttime activities like clubs and shows to enjoy. And, of course, there’s just having a few hours to get in some sexy time without the munchkin to worry about.

Always end up carrying their daughter when they get worn out. During the day it’s rides on Daddy’s/Mommy’s shoulders, but always by dinner time it’s curled on Daddy’s/Mommy’s shoulder and completely zonked out as they leave the park. (Let that picture sink in and just sigh :) )

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

I know i already reblogged the childhood crushes, but wanted to send in smt extra cause these talks are making me feel the sapphic love real bad 🤯, the very early ones were like "oh i love these girls theyre so badass", but man, everything was only made worse by anime. There's so many ladies that have NO BUSINESS being so attractive 😤😤

Early anime weak spots: Tsunade, Sango (Inuyasha), 90% of bleach ladies but like Yoruichi in particular, Kuroshitsuji's Ran Mao and im prolly forgetting some but 😩👌 and my more recent anime including One Piece has only made the list grow 😍

Yessss I get what you mean😌🙏🏻 It is honestly such a shame that any LGBT content was so strongly censored when we were kids, we probably would have realized how gay we are for these girls waaay earlier😂

Holy shit Tsunade hshfjwksjs ok I developed a real weakspot for blondes over the last few years and nothing can top a gorgeous blonde with warm brown eyes. Listen, I'm- ma'am, please. How can you be so gorgeous. And when she went up against Orochi, and later Madara??? Being all badass and hot and fucking shit up??? I can't fsfsfswjejej

SANGO YES DO I SEE A FELLOW INUYASHA LOVER😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻????? Lord I could talk about her all day. Her introduction. How she literally came back from the grave to hunt InuYasha. That woman radiates top energy like I've never seen before-

No hate against Miroku, but if anything she should have been a lesbian😣 I still get mad whenever I re-read the manga or watch the anime and see how Miroku still goes around asking women to bear his kids even after Sango confessed hhngng. Girl, you can do so much better----