#Yomo renji brainrot

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I haven’t draw a human in months have this 30 min whatever it is

I feel like I’m neglecting my tg blog but at the same time this blog is dry

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I'd absolutely die if i tried this and I hate excersize

BUT--

i would like to bring your attention to something

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some assorted utaren headcanons, because today a friend of mine said he finds stuff like this annoying (and i’m procrastinating writing a paper rn) :)

renji enjoys being the little spoon when they cuddle

uta is the designated “spider killer” of their house, even though he never actually kills them. (he can excuse mass murder, but he draws the line at smushing spiders)

they learned how to bake for ichika and got surprisingly good at it

due to his genetic mutations, uta has a very high metabolic rate (in order to keep up with his high rc content). because of this, he is always hungry and suffers from migraines often

a u t i s m (this goes for both of them)

renji vocally stims by making small clicking sounds in the back of his throat (yes, the ones ravens make) when he’s comfortable around someone. uta absolutely loves it when he does this

uta has specific fabrics that he enjoys the texture of, and when making a mask when them, he steals a piece to run his fingers over (tactile stimming) (he’s just like me fr)

once a month, renji agreed (very reluctantly) to let uta choose his outfit and let him do his makeup for a date

lmk if y’all like these, bc i have so many more!

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4th ward gang aka uta/yomo/itori for blorbo bingo if u wanna?

Yessss!!!!! Not so much anymore, and just like Chi She Lian I am a reread away from falling back right down the hole, but the 4th ward gang was my life at some point istg

I love Uta so Much You have NO IDEA. with a special fondness for young and blonde and dick-eating him.

Lost potential and dropped the ball partly because WHAT ARE HIS BACK TATTOOS. ISHIDA COME ON. plus the whole his tattoos spoil the whole story which was never touched on which was maybe the point but also could tie sooo beautifully with the Naagaraji theory and his kakugan = tattoo line and *is removed forcibly*

(the incorrect fandom takes is huh. one thing in particular that doesn't sit right with me and probably maybe only me but hey)

I won't lie, my Renji brainrot is almost exclusively related to the 4th ward gang. I know Hikari and the Kirishima fam and Yoshimura etc are a big deal for him and stuff but I just sooo don't care about them I'm so sorry (which makes it weird for me to check projection i realize that)

WASTED POTENTIAL!!!!!! WE KNOW NOTHING about what's she capable of!!! We simply don't know!! we never will!!!!! I am so mad every time I think about it!!! She appears sooooo late in :re and her role is NOTHING like all the Clowns have their moments except for her (there's that one monologue with dragon and stuff but for the impact it has.. meh.) and it's actively killing me also how she was FUCKING REDUCED TO LOVESTRUCK WOMAN IN 179 LIKE BRO. NO. (like. she can have feelings for uta. mood. i do too. but like. she does what he does? she stops the clownery when she was one of the clowns the most into the clowneries themselves? just because uta finally got his man? bro??)

I love Itori SO MUCH and I wanted to know SO MUCH MORE about her like hhhhhhhh and :re dropped her like a wet sock when og did so well...

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Sound Asleep // Utaren

[hc: for a long time after his sister’s death, Renji slept fully clothed.

as in, fully clothed. shoes and all, in case he needed to run or fight]

(was in my soft Renji hours and came up with this hc that i’m now presenting as a ficlet. there is referenced sexual content at one point, but nothing stronger than that. mostly just good old angst and fluff, featuring both 4th ward and post-re Renji and Uta. enjoy! <3)

“That can’t be comfortable.”

Renji scowled; didn’t Uta know better than to question him anymore? It wasn’t like Renji walked around judging his weird habits. “What?” he muttered.

“Aren’t you at least gonna take your shoes off? Or your jeans?” Uta’s brow furrowed. For once, he was being irritatingly genuine. “I get sleeping mostly clothed, but….”

Renji shrugged, smoothing out the blankets of the futon Uta had laid out. “‘S just how I sleep. You got a problem with it?”

Uta was absently gnawing on one his fingernails, chipping off more black polish every second. “No. Just…whatever makes you comfortable, I guess.”

Renji scoffed before he could stop himself. “I’m comfortable knowing I’m prepared, in case….”

Something sparked in Uta’s eyes. “In case,” he echoed softly. Renji’s scowl deepened, though it did nothing to distract from the red flaring across his cheeks.

“Relax,” Uta giggled. “I told you, man, whatever makes you comfortable. I’ll leave you to it.”

“Thanks,” Renji huffed, rolling his eyes. He flopped backward and wondered how long it had been since he’d slept on a proper bed.

Uta was still smiling in that weird, knowing way that made him seem older than he was. “Sleep well, Ren. Don’t eat me in my sleep, alright?”

“No promises.”

And Renji definitely didn’t feel a rush of satisfaction when Uta laughed at that.

Alone in the dark, he stared down at the old pair of sneakers still on his feet for a long moment. Kicked them off. Put them back on the moment his chest began to tighten.

It’s fine, he thought, curling into a ball under the blankets.

As long as he was ready, he would be fine.

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“Shouldn’t this be…the other way around?” It was getting harder to think with each gentle pass of Uta’s fingers through his hair.

“What do you mean?” Uta murmured, holding him closer. His heart pounded comfortingly beneath Renji’s ear.

Renji lazily traced a finger along the tattoos on the back of Uta’s hand. “I mean…I’m the one who….” His voice got caught in his throat, hand stilling at the memory of Uta underneath him. “Shouldn’t I be holding you?”

Uta chuckled, scratching at Renji’s scalp. “That depends. Do you want me to move?”

He shifted, and immediately Renji’s grip on him tightened.

“No.”

“Exactly. You do understand there’s no rules about this sort of thing, right? Besides…I like you like this.”

Renji let out a jaw-cracking yawn and glanced up. “Like what?”

Uta smiled wistfully. “Here,” he replied. “In my arms.”

Warmth flooded Renji’s chest. He ducked his head in hopes of hiding, like there was any way Uta wasn’t going to notice.

The warmth of Uta’s skin seemed to soak into his like water into parched earth. It was intoxicating—enough to make Renji’s head go fuzzy.

“You’re welcome to go to sleep,” Uta murmured. “Or get redressed, if you’d be more comfortable that way.”

Oh, yeah.

To Renji’s amazement, there was no stab of anxiety in his chest at the reminder of how little he was wearing. He shifted, and the silky sheets against his legs sent a pleased shudder down his back. The hand that wasn’t buried in his hair rubbed soothing circles into his back.

Renji was laid completely bare—scars and all. That should have been petrifying.

It wasn’t.

He sighed. The faint hold that the words what if held on his brain slackened, then vanished.

The war’s been over for years. There won’t be any running tonight.

Renji didn’t realize he’d spoken aloud until Uta hummed approvingly, ducking down to kiss the top of his head.

“Tonight is for rest, my dear. You’re safe with me.”

Safe, Renji was.

He slept comfortably and through the night for the first time since Hikari.

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Them as Monsters because monsters are fun to draw

I wanna do itori as a ghost so we have the whole trio but I haven’t had time - also Shuu as a vampire or something

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Couldnt resist lol - click for better quality

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Im on a roll, here’s a thing

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My brain went; most Japanese names have some sort of ‘meaning’ right? So I tried Yomo’s -I don’t need to explain myself- and planned on doing more after that, spoiler I didn’t

Yomo - woman or wife

Renji - stove or cooker

Yeah I’m 99.9% sure google lied to me here Still funny tho

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Is Uta a kinky bastard or is he being tortured for information? No one knows ^^

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TG incorrect quotes

Yomo: *Speaking Russian* 

Uta: I know, I know.

Itori: You speak Russian?

Uta: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Yomo speaks.

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Biology doodle

I haven’t drawn anything in months be nice

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My eyes are drawn towards one thing and one thing only…

Seriously tho I like that their bodies don’t look identical

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What kind of horses would Uta and Yomo be?

Hmmm I think Yomo would be a Clydesdale, a heavier horse both very willing and capable of pulling heavyweights and also competing against other lighter horses but most Clydesdales are known for their calm temperament, sweet personalities and gentleness with humans so not really fitting for our fave hot head - in temperament I’d say thoroughbred, their smart which makes them stubborn as hell sometimes. Thoroughbreds are also known for being reactive and quite hot-tempered and are more likely to escalate a situation than to remain calm *cough*

For Uta my first thought was a Overo Paint sorely because of his tattoos but hear me out; Paints are a mix between a heavy and lighter breed giving them the power of a quarter horse but they’re still considered very light, they turn on a dime and are very intelligent and athletic. It’s also a breed known for their calm temperament and ability to work with cattle

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Utaren