#renji yomo

[tteokbukki]

I put him in a heart locket so I can gaze at him longingly like a husband at war looking at a picture of his beloved wife

(jellyfish part was made by mae :) )

[lyralein]

Aye, sometimes you gotta make it yourself.

We did deserve so much more backstory for these three,,, also if Itori had the money she would've been a gyaru, she is that girl.

[canadianlucifer]

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[kuri-karin]

this is so cute uGH

[cutecapybarapics]

[rehide]

i just know uta was mad as fuck that kanekis best friend just let him eat him like that

[maiba]

愛、承諾與陪伴都具備，你們結婚吧👨‍❤️‍👨

[leafsan]

Buddy

[javaghoul]

rating characters on how well they hold a ladder for you

@rampaigewolf thought of this, tyvm.

•Kaneki half-heartedly volunteers to go up the ladder instead, and is relieved when you insist that he holds it. He's trustworthy and steady, but does tend to be distracting with his "*gasp*", "Careful!", "Woah there!".

8/10.

•Another solid choice is Irimi, plus if you fuck up she has the reflexes to catch you. Taking a point off because she's impatient and will complain about wasting her time.

9/10.

•idk why you chose Shirazu out of all the chateau inhabitants to hold the ladder, but it's your life. He'll casually lean against ONE side of the rung so the ladder starts tilting because he forgets things like this. He corrects it though so that's something. He gets a couple of points because he doesn't actually want you to die. Probably on his phone the whole time too.

5/10.

•Yomo is another dubious choice. I mean, he'd probably go up instead, but you never know. I'm thinking about the time where he "accidentally" let Ken fall through the rusted barrier and plummet towards earth without making any attempt to help him. I'm biased towards him though so I'll give him a couple of points.

11/10.

•If I had to choose one person to hold the ladder for me, hands down it would be Amon. He would make sure the ladder is safe and up to regulation standards, he'd make sure the wall is...secure(? Idk), he would WATCH YOU. He'd do all these things, but instead he would go and do the thing up the ladder instead because he's a True Gentleman.

10/10.

•Shuu would outsource to a servant.

10/10.

•Now this depends on her relationship with you, but Eto, in general, comes with a Caution. If the two of you are good, she's going to make sure you don't fall off the ladder. Maybe. If she's playful and thinks you won't be too pissed, she's going to shake the ladder. If she doesn't like you, she may remove the ladder when you're up on the roof or whatever. Idk man, it's your choice ☠️

5/10

•Why the fuck would you ask Naki of all people to hold the ladder? He's a fucking moron.

0/10

•Uta is actually a good choice. Watches your ass as you ascend, but isn't so distracted that he forgets you're climbing up the side of a building. MAY pull an Eto and give it a wobble, but has the grace to do it when you're a couple of rungs from the bottom.

10/10.

• Arima is decent, but not necessarily because he's concerned with your well-being, more that he has things to do.

10/10.

•Hide is slightly in the Shirazu orbit. He's invested in your welfare, but can be a bit...daft. You're probably safe, providing there are no major distractions.

8/10.

•I can't see her messing around, but I can imagine Touka getting very impatient at having to hold a ladder. She's going to be vocal about it, and if you slip and she has to catch you, she'll be pissed.

7/10.

•Furuta.

-5/10.

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Question time: who do you choose to hold the ladder?

[ladyyatexel]

sometimes you love a guy so much it comes out as cannibalism :)

[tteokbukki]

why are you as a man a ghoul? so you can eat other men? idk sounds pretty gay to me

[canadianlucifer]

tag yourself in the second one im takizawa

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[bingeeaterblog]

Ukaku ghouls need to be preened, just like birds do. It's a common way to show affection for them, having your loved one sit behind you and making you feel nice and fresh again. Ingrown projectiles acting as pin feathers and kagune shards stuck in places they shouldn't be. It gets a bit stuffy and stiff when going without grooming for awhile, even when the kagune isn't actually out. Signs of this are reoccurring shivers, upper back pain, and tender soreness around the sight.

[tatatatatara]

For @coffee-as-a-love-language. Yomo living his best life and secretly thank Uta for being a good friend for Anteiku while Uta "Renji can not be a fucking barista"

[ryanthel0ser]

I find it so funny that these characters are shipped together and both are voiced by Yuichi Nakamura and Takahiro Sakurai and both have the black and white color scheme thing going on

[midnightcreaturexx]

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January 2025