#Yes I finally saw Barbie today

[tigresslanzhu]

An Eddie Headcanon

Despite being friends with Buster Moon for a long time, he only got in trouble with the law one time.

I’m not kidding! ONE… TIME!

So he and Buster were trying on outfits at Rue 21 at the mall just for funzies when our favorite koala spotted someone carrying a huge poster for War Of Attrition. Without even thinking about what he was wearing, which was unpaid merchandise, of course, he runs out of the store and toward the orangutan.

Eddie: BUSTER, NO! THAT’S STEALING!

Eddie was able to take the clothes off of his theater lovesick buddy, but at the cost of being caught by the store manager and the mall guard and he was prosecuted for shoplifting on the spot. Nobody believed the truth. Not the prosecutors, not the police, and especially not his parents.

Mrs. Noodleman: [in tears] We thought we raised you better than that!

Mr. Noodleman: No more TV, Edward! It’s clearly taught you how to steal!

Eddie: Aw, guys, you know how Buster is!

((..))

And to this day, Buster still has that very poster in his office. Eddie cringes every time he has to look at it.

[reverse-the-jellybaby]

Ruth Handler died in 2002, it was actually Oscar winning costume designer Ann Roth. Still a beautiful scene though!

Barbie (2023) + tweets

[wpdarlingpan]

Ken really does give off Worshipper!Yandere vibes. He’s the type that would think you are literally flawless, the most wonderful and beautiful thing to ever exist and all he wants is for you to look at him

Ken x Fem.Reader

I wanted to expand on Ken so here is a short o little blurb

Warning: spoilers, fast-paced

Ken used to only have a good day of sterotypical Barbie smiled at him or even acknowledged him. That was until almost turning Barbieland into Kendom and taking over her Dreamhouse.

She of course told him to go find himself, make something of him that wasn’t associated with a girlfriend.

He really did try. For a whole 2 days.

That was until he saw Y/N Barbie.

She had been walking past him down the street when he saw her. It was as if a ethereal beauty dropped down from the sky. Well, some Barbie’s did drop from the sky, After all who needs stairs in Barbieland.

Y/N Barbie had a slight distase for the blonde Ken. After all he did brainwash all of her friends into something demeaning. But a part of her realizes he didn’t want to hurt them, he just want to be recognized. He was hurt and when someone’s hurt their actions sometimes aren’t led by logic.

“Hi Ken”

Ken stared at Y/N for a moment, frozen. He snapped out of it and quickly turned on his ‘charm’.

“H-Hi Y/N!” He smiled brightly at her as the girl in question gave him a polite smile and was about to continue on her way before he lightly grabbed her wrist.

“What are you up to today?”

“I was just going to go shopping. I want some new clothes for the party tonight.”

Ken immediately saw the opportunity.

“Can I keep you company?”

Y/N Barbie was hesitant. She heard the whole ‘you aren’t your girlfriend speech’ and she didn’t thing it was possible for someone to move on within two days. But a part of her was battling her, begging her to say yes. After all, Y/N never had a Ken.

“Um… Sure Ken!”

And that was the day everything changed between them two.

Ken followed her around the store. If she even admired it long enough he would grab it and hold it for her. By the end of the trip he had quite a few clothes in his arms but he wasn’t even tired. Only asking if you wanted anything else.

Then you two went out for food.

He took you to the fanciest restaurant in Barbieland. One that the Barbies and Kens would go to on dates which was quite obvious to Y/N but she couldn’t bring herself to mention it.

Then the two of you thought it would be a wonderful idea to go run along the beach. Of course Ken was all for it. He was of course a professional Beacher. The other Barbies, Kens, and even Allen so you guys together and were curious. All with the same thought

“Well that’s new.”

They didn’t mind all too much. Although Allen was slightly concerned. You are the closest person to him and he was worried Ken wouldn’t treat you the best. Of course they are friends, after all Allen is ‘Kens buddy and all his clothes fit him’ but it was a natural platonic instinct to be cautious

Next you shared a ice cream cone and even played a game of Volleyball. It was the perfect day, which was expected in Barbieland. Even when the world had changes it still found a way to be perfect for its inhabitants.

As the shining sun went down Ken finally drove you back to your own dreamhouse for you to get ready.

He had opened your door for you, grabbing your hand to lead you out, and walked you to the door. But he didn’t want to push it for once so he was about to leave. He couldn’t risk losing you like Stereotypical Barbie. Even though he was a lot more nervous for you than he ever was with her.

This time, Ken wrist was the one whose was grabbed.

“Would you like to come in?”

Ken could only stare in shock. Barbie never let him in. Y/N did.

“Yes.”

That was the single word that solidified Kens love, forever. Y/N was his and luckily, they don’t die. So it truly is forever.

[wandanatsbaby]

The Little Rose - 1

Series Masterlist | Intro

Warning: This series includes dark themes

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Wanda looked in the mirror to the 5 year old girl that was sitting in the back seat. The girl was playing happily with two barbies she had brought while occasionally looking out the window.

Wanda looked back at the road just in time to see the big New Jersey Sign. Just as they had passed the state border the little girl got tired of playing with barbies.

"Where are we going?" She asked Wanda as she started pushing herself up as far as her seat belt would let her.

"Sit down Detka! You're going to get hurt" Wanda scolded. "We are going to Westview for vacation" the girl nods happily as she gets in a small bookbag and grabs a coloring book and crayons.

"How much longer til get there?"

"2 hours. Why don't you draw me a pretty picture? I'll turn on some music"

"Okay!"

Wanda begins to mess with the radio looking for a good station until she pauses on a certain one

"A 5 year old girl named Rose Romanoff went missing today around 12:35pm. It is said the girl was last seen at a restaurant with her foster parents before she went to the bathroom. And didn't return. The girl was last seen wearing a sunflower dress with pigtails. She has red hair and Green eyes. if anyone sees her please report it to the authorities." Wanda looks back at the girl before turning the radio quickly and taking a deep breath.

As they get to their destination Wanda sighs and climbs out of the car before opening the back door and helping Rose out and picking her up, placing her on her hip and then grabbing her toys.

Wanda walks up the steps of the house and sets the girl down. Unlocking the door she let's Rose in and then looks around before stepping in herself.

Finally in the safety of her home Wanda gets a good look at the girl. Her red wavy hair had gotten longer since the last time she saw her. Her eyes are no longer as bright as they Once were in the compound and she had gotten a couple inches taller. The sunflower dress she wears has spots of dirt around the bottom and she wore a pair of flip flops that had some sort of cartoon character on them.

“Wandy?” Rose called for the women making her snap out of the memories.

“Yes, my little flower?”

“Why Amy an Mark no come? They alway come.” Wanda looked at Rose with a blank expression before squatting down to her level.

“Well Sweet girl your with me now. Mark and Amy are no longer going to be here. Just you and me.” Rose looked at Wanda confused. She doesn't understand what Wanda was saying. Amy and Mark had been with her since Natasha died. “Come on let me show you your room.”

Wanda stands back up and reaches her arm out for the girl to take.

Rose stops and looks at the room in awe. The walls were painted pastel pink roses and vines painted all over them. There was a small bed that had lots of pillows and stuffed animals on it with a glittery pink bedspread. A Toy box sat in the corner of the room next to a big doll house and finally there was a huge walk-in closet that already had multiple pieces of clothing in it.

“For me?” Rose asked Excitedly as she was already bouncing on her feet wanting to go inspect the toys.

“All for you. Why don’t you go play and look around while I start dinner. Does that sound okay Detka?” Rose nodded and then immediately ran over to the toy box pulling out dolls and furniture to start setting up her doll house. Wanda smiled before walking towards the kitchen where she started to prepare dinner.

She was so happy she finally had you again. You were home and Wanda was going to get to be your mom. She took a glance at the picture that was hanging on the living room wall. It was of Natasha and Wanda a couple months before she died. They had just started a relationship then and was getting ready to tell Rose about it before Natasha had- Wanda stops her thoughts and with a sad sigh continues to the kitchen.

Tags: @simpformelissa

[avatar-anna]

Shopping Spree

i keep seeing videos of parents taking their kids to target and letting them buy whatever they want as long as it fits in their little shopping cart, and i just had to do that for my favorite family!

Young dad!Harry x Young mom!Reader universe

“Okay, Maeve, you know the rules, you can get whatever you want, as long as it fits in the shopping cart.”

Maeve nodded, her little four year old hands gripping her shopping cart like she didn’t need the instructions and just wanted to get started. Still, she smiled at where Y/n was holding her phone up to film. Her nose crinkled as she moved from foot to foot. “Yes, Mama. I know.”

“Alright then. Go crazy, my love.”

Giggling, Maeve set off down the main aisle. “Makeup section first!”

“Makeup section? She—She’s four she doesn’t need—”

Y/n turned her phone camera toward her husband for a moment. “Anything she wants, remember?”

Harry was the one who suggested this little shopping spree. Ever since the world began to open up again, Y/n and Harry started letting the kids out of the house more. They were adjusting to the normal world again after being locked up, wearing masks to school, washing their hands, making new friends, dealing with the separation from their parents after being with them 24/7 for so long. Everyone except Maeve, who Harry and Y/n were told was having a hard time at school socially. She didn’t want to participate in class and cried throughout the day, sometimes wouldn’t let Julian play with the other children, and not making any effort to make friends. “It’s not uncommon. Lots of children are struggling to adjust, and she’s just used to a specific way of living,” her preschool teacher said when she asked for a meeting with Y/n and Harry. 

So to cheer Maeve up, Harry decided she needed a shopping spree. Y/n all but rolled her eyes at the suggestion, but he insisted that retail therapy worked wonders for him. She finally caved, but only until they agreed on finding other ways to help out as well. Harry just kissed his wife before putting his wallet in his bacl pocket. “Well duh. Now come on. Today’s gonna be great.”

So now they were trailing behind their four year old as she pushed her little red shopping cart. 

“Ooh. This looks pretty!” Maeve said, grabbing an eyeshadow palette with all sorts of sparkly pink and purple shades and dropping it into the cart.

Maeve continued on, working through the makeup section, the clothes, where she found some very cute sunglasses and a denim jacket, then the toy section. The three of them spent a lot of time in the toy aisles. Barbie dolls, a Rapunzel costume, plush candy hearts, and—

“Shopkins we have to get Shopkins,” she said, reaching on her tip toes for a collection of toys in bright pink plastic wrapping.

“You’re running out of space there, sweet pea,” Harry said, eyeing the cart. It was his idea to let his daughter roam free throughout the store, but he didn’t expect her to fill the cart so much. Or be so good at fitting everything just right.

“It’s fine,” Maeve said, then continued on to the next aisle.

Before long, Maeve was stuck with making decisions on what to keep in the cart and what to leave behind. Which Barbie to keep, where to fit that stuffed animal. For a moment, Maeve stood and stared at all the things she piled into her shopping cart, another box in her hands. Then, she turned to Harry.

“You can just hold this one,” she said, handing the box over to him.

Harry nearly took it from his daughter’s outstretched hand before Y/n stepped in. “Hang on there, Maeve. Those weren’t the rules,” she said, trying to hide her laughter.

Maeve pouted at her for a moment, and unsurprisingly, so did Harry. But then she shrugged and switched out one box so she could fit the other one in and carried on.

“Tyrant,” Harry muttered.

“Pushover,” Y/n muttered back, then kissed his cheek.

As they were heading back to the front of the store, Maeve stopped as she saw a pair of sparkly blue shoes hanging up on a rack that was well within her reach. She immediately grabbed a pair, and Y/n almost said she didn’t have any room for the shoes when Maeve simply hooked them onto something else in the cart. “There! All done!”

Harry had to hide his face in Y/n’s shoulder so he wouldn’t laugh loudly and bring attention to them. Y/n covered her mouth with her hand as she giggled quietly and continued to film. She had to hand it to her daughter, she was as crafty as Y/n was and as willing to do anything to buy what she wanted as Harry. A perfect mix of the two.

Maeve strolled up to the cash register, slipping some last minute candy into her cart before she began placing her things on the conveyor belt. She had a smile on her face the whole time, especially when the cashier marveled at all of the things she’d crammed into the little shopping cart. Harry had to admit that he hadn’t seen his daughter this excited or social in a long time. Maeve showed the older woman behind the counter all the things she found, pulled out the bills from the pockets of her little jean shorts that Harry gave to her a few aisles back, and put the change in the brand new purse she bought once the woman handed it over to her.

Y/n and Harry helped Maeve get her bags into her shopping cart, and all three of them waved goodbye to the cashier as they left the store. Maeve skipped the whole way, ecstatic about all the things she bought all by herself. When they got to the car, Harry lifted her up and into his arms and kissed her cheek.

“Have fun today, peach?”

Maeve nodded. “I got so much stuff!”

Harry helped her into her car seat while Y/n slid into the passenger seat. She turned back to look at Maeve, who was already asking Harry to open toys sealed in plastic. “You know, Maeve,” she said. “There’s some really cool stuff you could show to your classmates, don’t you think?”

“I guess,” she said, not sounding particularly excited or daunted by the task. “I think I’ll just show Collette and JuJu.”

“Why don’t you want to show your friends at school, peach?” Harry asked, smoothing her hair back.

“I don’t need friends. I have JuJu and Collette and Simone and Mommy and Daddy,” she said, kicking her feet in her car seat.

Harry glanced back at Y/n, who just motioned for him to continue. She got the ball rolling, now it was up to him to take it home. He looked back at Maeve and gave her a small smile. “I love that you love your brother and sisters, Maeve, but there’s some really nice boys and girls at your preschool that could be your friends too.”

“Everyone already has friends at school.” Maeve said, looking down at her hands.

“Well, who do you sit next to during circle time?” Y/n asked.

“JuJu.”

“Okay…so maybe you and Jules can sit next to another kid during circle time,” Harry said, kissing her forehead. “You are the coolest four year old I know, and your family is so lucky because we get to see that all the time, but I think all those kids in your preschool class should be lucky too.”

Maeve was quiet, her brow furrowed as she thought about what Harry said. Both Harry and Y/n watched with bated breath, not sure where to go from here if she said no. Y/n had brought up seeing a specialist, but Harry wasn’t sure that was necessary yet, thinking she just needed to come out of her shell. And maybe they would have to have Maeve start seeing a behavior specialist, Harry would do anything to make his baby happy and healthy, but he didn’t think they were there yet.

“I think that would be okay,” Maeve finally said. “But not Samuel. He picks his nose. Bleh.”

Harry chuckled and kissed her again. “Not Samuel, then. Someone else. Maybe someone who likes Rapunzel like you do.”

“Okay, Daddy.”

Y/n’s grin was wide as Harry slid into the driver’s seat. He buckled himself in, then lifted his hand up toward her. She high-fived him and held his hand as he pulled away from the parking lot and began the drive home. Squeezing his hand, she turned up the music on the radio with the other, then murmured to him so Maeve couldn’t hear, “Another excellent parenting moment.”

“We could write a book,” Harry mused.

“Mm. How to raise six—six—children,” Y/n said, correcting him when he tried to imply they might raise more than six children in the future. That would not be happening. “How to raise six children during the pandemic when you were already living in secret.”

Harry pouted, but Y/n let him. Then, he said, “Might have to work on the title. It’s a little clunky.”

“You’re a little clunky.”

“Oh. Very mature.”

“Mommy, can we make pizza tonight?”

Y/n looked back to where Maeve was holding one of her new stuffed animals. “Of course we can, peach. What are you going to do at school tomorrow?”

“Sit with JuJu and someone else during circle time.”

“And snack time?” Harry added.

“Don’t push it,” Maeve said.

“All right, all right,” Harry said. Then, quietly to his wife, he said, “If only she was that sharp at school.”

Y/n giggled. “Give it time. She’s our baby. She’ll be just fine.”

“Can we do that again tomorrow?”

At a red light, Harry and Y/n shared a look. They were both thinking the same thing, but only Harry said, “We’ve possibly created a monster.”

[marymary-diva17]

trick and treating

sully family x reader x tonowari family + tsu'tey and spider

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🎃

Halloween has finally come to pandora and everyone was happy to celebrate the holiday. When it came to your house the whole family was getting ready to celebrate, the kids had picked put their costumes during the start of the month with some changes as some costumes ran out of sizes. Now it was time for treat and ticking and the whole town had came together to celebrate the holiday, and everyone seem to so happy about celebrating the today of trick and treating.

Y/n " Is everyone ready to celebrate halloween" you are down stairs getting ready to take the kids out for trick and treating.

the kids " yes" you laugh and shake your heads as the kids soon came down stairs wearing their costumes for this year halloween.

y/n " wow you all look good" you were looking at all the kids as they are dressed up for the holidays.

neteyam " yeah we all agreed on the same theme this years and spider joining us this year as well" The kids had decided on royal them this year as it was funny and seem to give them many options, to pick from this year.

Jake " hey we are ready to go ... wow you all are matching them this year"

aonung " yeah we went with the barbie movie it was something that was good for us all"

tonowari " I like it kids"

rotxo " thanks baba"

ronal " aww it cute you kids are still keeping the group theme going"

y/n " I know it love it and it perfect for them"

neytiri " it seems like you all put much thought into this as well"

tisreya " well we had to think about who wanted to be what this year so with neteyam and aonung being the oldest, they are the kings"

Jake " oh good move there what about the rest of you as I see two knights"

rotxo " well there exactly three spider the third knight"

Jake " oh good idea three knights"

ronal " what of your girls"

kiri" well we are the ladies of the court the princess as well"

tuk " i help pick the theme this year"

Jake " oh did you baby girl"

lo'ak " she did we couldn't find one that will be perfect for us all, so we went with her chose as it was good for us all"

y/n " stand together so we can get some pictures" the kids nodded thee heads as they got together for one pictures, soon the doorbell rang.

tonowari " oh the third knight welcome we are taking pictures"

spider " can I join as well"

y/n " always honey you are apart of this family" spider soon nodded and went to join the other kids, as tsu'tey and norm entered the home. The parents had gotten some good pictures of the kids before they whole family left to go trick and treating.

y/n " wait here all the bowls of candy"

Jake " wait should we just leave them out don't you want them back"

y/n " they were on sale at the store they came with this cool light sticks as well for the kids"

neteyam " mama telling the truth we were there the girls saw them, and pointed them out to her"

tonowari " that our girl"

y/n " here now everyone take a glow stick and wrap them on your arms, no is getting hit by a car or anyone today"

ronal " do we really need them"

y/n " yes for safety and just in case we lose someone" the were no fighting you on that matter, everyone soon took one and soon the group headed to town were all the festive were being held.

tuk " mama can we stop by some house on our way to town"

Jake " always baby girl" tuk smiled as the family along with everyone were going by house. All the kids were holding their bags where their candy and prizes were going for tonight, as the town square was holding a festival were candy and prizes will be given.

Jake " remember kids there is candy tax"

tonowari " oh yes the candy tax every helpful and good"

tsutey " I have to agree the candy tax is the best tex made"

tuk " we owe a tax mama I didnt know are they going to take my candy"

y/n " sweetie the only ones who are going to take your candy are your dad and baba"

Jake " don't worry honey we only take the ones you don't like and can't eat"

tuk " oh okay"

spider " I just hope there are not toothpaste and toothbrush this year"

tuk " that mean why would someone give out that to anyone on Halloween"

spider " because baby cousins they wont to be health it good it not apples"

lo'ak " that was stupid"

tonowari " i have to agree if we are going to be out at night getting candy anti no want a apple" everyone was laughing at tonowari words but he was right.

y/n " well no matter what we are going to get we are going to have a good time"

the kids " yes" the kids had smile brightly and stared their night on a happy night, as they race to collect candy from all the house and business that were handing them out. The night had been very fun even you and the other adult had gotten candy as well, taking pictures as well. The kids had always won best group them prize as it seems like everyone like their theme, as they won first place in the contest which had made you and all the other parents happy for them. It seems like Halloween was a major success for the whole family as Jake and tonowari were able to get some of the kids Halloween candy, at the end of day and there was not apples involved. Now that Halloween had come to end there were a few more holiday left before the year came to end.

[wonik1ss]

౨ৎ mc of love ! — taesan han

pairing — idol!taesan x reader song rec : no more - f(x) ( ??? ) warnings ! none ᯤ ^ ㅇ ^ happy reading ! ⸝⸝・ᘏᘏ

prompt : accepting the job as music banks new mc couple was one of the best the best you said yes too

𝜗𝜚 it all started when your manager gave you the dreaded text ‘meeting in room 203’

𝜗𝜚 when you heard you were going to do a collab with a male idol you practically screamed

𝜗𝜚 the company’s recorded the two of you meeting to get some ‘arin & soobin’ footage 

𝜗𝜚 for a good ten minutes you just sat there together

𝜗𝜚 you jumped up when the choreographer told you, you would be dancing to no more by f(x)

𝜗𝜚 taesan only smiled as you both started to learn the choero

𝜗𝜚 trying to build a bridge between boy and girl kpop idols you guys actually touched unlike any collab since the 2nd gen

𝜗𝜚 you both spun eachother around and giggled; the dance reminded you of your trainee days and when you went on about them he just nodded

𝜗𝜚 the first day you both were dressed up in ‘nerds’; you giggled as taesan pushed up his glasses “I don’t really think they needed to dress you up you already look like a nerd” taesan gasped

𝜗𝜚 he ruffled your hair and you gasped, “same goes for you” a stylist ran to fix your hair and taesan bowed as she scolded him

𝜗𝜚 you pushed out your tongue as you heard ‘1 2 3 we are live’

𝜗𝜚 you ran out of frame and so did taesan; you both then walked backwards hitting eachothers backs

𝜗𝜚 “sorry y/n-shi” “no worries no worries.. oh hello !”. you both turned and waved to the camera “looks like we are both magnetic”, as taesan nudged you giggled “seems so ! just like our first stage illit magnetic!”

𝜗𝜚 taesan said the rest of the groups as you tried your best to no cringe at your aeygo

𝜗𝜚 you hit taesan head and he rubbed it why’ll grumbling “what y/n-shi?” “aren’t you forgetting something?” in unison you both said “but lastly turn in, in just a few stages to see our debut performance !”

𝜗𝜚 as you got into position on the bench you inched your hand to taesan’s, he winked as the music came on; in an instant you both began

𝜗𝜚 you felt your mike pack move a lot. you stopped for a second before taesan ran behind you. as you ‘scolded your friend’ taesan fixed you pack and peaked out a few times

𝜗𝜚 you thanked him as he got on one knee and opened the box to reveal a ring bop, you immediately grabbed the ring and turned around taesan straightend his tie and you winked and did your ending fairy

𝜗𝜚 the next day you were barbie and he was ken, you smiled from ear to ear

𝜗𝜚 your group was having their third comeback and where now all blonde it was perfect !

𝜗𝜚 taesan bit his lip at you as you smiled at the screen

𝜗𝜚 as taesan stared loving at you, you started your script “sheesh it’s really hot out here righ ken?” taesan stared for a second before he blinked

𝜗𝜚 “yes barbie ! speaking of sheesh we have babymonster performing their debut sheesh today !” you clapped and moved to the right as e girls waved

𝜗𝜚 they did they’re intro and you chimes in “I’m so happy you guys are here ! it’s so nice to see you again chiquita !” chiquita blushed and bowed and soon the interview came to an end

𝜗𝜚 “good luck y/n-shi” you turned around to thank the girl but were stunned when you saw it was taesan, you thanked him and ran backstage to change

𝜗𝜚 as you danced with your members everything was a blur, so when the song came to and end and the camera landed on you, blushed as you finally founded it and blew a kiss

𝜗𝜚 you were a chef, fisher, fruit and even a cookie before you started falling for taesan

𝜗𝜚 you both started hanging out more around hybe, today you were sitting in on one of their practices for their comeback ‘how?’ you smiled as taesan beamed at you

𝜗𝜚 it was about three months into mcing that you fell for the boy, and a day before he fell in love with you

𝜗𝜚 as taesan walked you to your dorm you stopped fiddling with your keys “y/n-shi” you nodded, and before you knew it his lips were on yours. you felt a hand around your waist and he felt two around his neck

𝜗𝜚 you smiled into the kiss before you felt the door open, you hurriedly broke away

𝜗𝜚 sunhee your leader looked between you two and then ran off with the trash talking about young love

𝜗𝜚 you giggled and then felt a hand cup your cheek “will you-“ “yes!”. taesan smiled and went in for another kiss before your leader dragged you into your dorm

𝜗𝜚 “oh I just changed my screen saver to my cat !” you jumped up and grabbed your phone showing it to your live stream

𝜗𝜚 you squinted confused by the comments, your turned your phone around to see a smiling taesan with your orange tabby, you giggled as your fans went wild

𝜗𝜚 “where the mc’s of love aren’t we?” you giggled as your fans went crazy after your bed moved.. such a cute couple

[blueberrypancakesworld]

Day.24 ~ Sweets for the baby ~ Hallowtober

Franco Barbi x mommy!reader

warning: fluff, outlast level of topics, mention of drinking alcohol, kissing

Summary: Who doesn't like Halloween? It was a day when you could dress up and not be who you were, you were someone else and no one cared. Even in the Trials, October seemed to have arrived. For Franco, there was no better new victim, costumes and candy that he could eat with his mommy, the perfect day for the murderer.

info: I'm sure Franco likes Halloween candy and blood just go together… anyway, have fun reading ;)

masterlist

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Halloween was not celebrated, not in the asylum and not here in the bucket full of half-good experiments. Sure, you could see one or two doctors and a nurse with a small pumpkin pin, but otherwise they had no idea what was going on inside the building complex.

Whereby the interior did not change despite the seasons, the inmates seemed to feel this somehow anyway: in summer they sweated, in spring they looked for Easter eggs, and in winter they froze, and in fall, well, in fall they seemed to bleed even more.

This also applied to Franco, who woke up full of energy every first October morning, and could hardly wait for his mother to finally arrive to bring him new toys.

But also something sweet, which he had asked for very nicely after he had brought her back a few items of equipment. Just as today, the lights above him flickered since he had started his game, his suit pocket was full of teeth and he felt the blood on his hands.

His thoughts raced only to his ,,Mommy will be so proud of me if I also kill you, you fucking pig!” shouted the gunman and fired his Lupara, whose ammunition drilled several beautiful holes in the body of the screaming man, who sank lifeless to the ground.

Franco giggled, turned the body around and broke out the teeth one by one in the mouth before he joyfully retreated to prepare everything for his mother.

The heavy steps of the man-baby echoed around, mingling with the purple high heels of the woman who was not disturbed by the massacre.

She had seen it all too often. ,,He will be very happy about the lolis,” she murmured, looking into the small bag of sweets she was holding. In it were a few sweets that she brought for him, or rather, that she was allowed to bring without endangering the safety of everyone.

She had added a few of the baby's favorite foods to the milkweed she was preparing in the kitchen. He had earned the reward more than ever, especially after he had listened so well to her words last time and had given her the lupara so that she could shoot it herself.

He is becoming such a sweet boy. When she knocked on the door, she heard a cheerful ,,Come in, my heart” and entered the room where he slept and they had spent many hours together. She saw with satisfaction that he had “decorated” it with teeth, human parts and hair tufts scattered around the cradle that had her color.

,,Oh, has my sweet little one done some decorating while I was away?” she asked in a touching tone, looking at Franco, who nodded and pointed to various objects with his lupara.

His blue eyes sparkled with joy, ,,Yes! I shot down one after another of those whores and idiots and got such beautiful decorations,” he announced, showing her a few individual pieces before they both retired to the cradle.

She looked gratefully at the lupara and was once more glad that her darling had such an eye for art before he lay down in her lap and was given one of the lolis that consisted of his wolf's milk.

,,So delicious,” she heard from him and sipped on a glass of the drink herself, stroked his head and could almost taste the smell of autumn, if you ignored the blood and insides.

The kiss they shared seemed to flow between them like fresh blood, sweet and warm, filling them both. ,,A wonderful day,” she said, feeling the younger man's fingers slowly wandering over her clothes.

,,A more wonderful bloody creepy day, my dear,” he purred to her, and the day full of tricks and sweets became even more unpredictable, especially when you were stuck in such a hell together as they were.

But no matter what would happen, as soon as she heard the click of the gun, Franco's laughter and his touch on her body, she knew that she would spend every moment together with sweet more than just with sweet.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[wonwooswifeyy]

Cooking classes are interesting -----Mingyu x reader.

before

Yn always likes to cook it was her favorite thing to do. So yn had always dreamt of opening a dine in in her neighborhood , for that she wanted to learn cooking professionally ..........so she applied for cooking classes in her area. KIM 'S KITCHEN is the famous cooking class in her neighborhood .

present

I woke up to a phone call ...I picked it up 'hello, who is this?' other side on the phone 'hello mam, its kim's kitchen and I called you regarding the class you have book yesterday, mam the class starts by 10 am sharp, so be on time mam, thankyou ' and she hanged up. I quickly came back to my senses started to get ready for the class.......'damnn, how can i forget about it , shit I don't want to be late on first day'. I wore this and began walking to the class.

'Shit, iam already 10 mins late ,common yn ' as i started to walk quickly to the class.... Finally i reached the class, as i opened the door, the lady near the registration spoke' mam , as you are 10mins late the teacher you have booked is full, and iam sorry you might have to book another teacher' i replied' really, I am only 10 mins late , can you please send me inside' the lady said' mam, I am really sorry ....we have another teacher who is available right now.....please let me know if you want to book the class.' i replied ' yes, i want to book it ' the lady replied ' sure mam, the class is on the second floor 4th room.....you may leave now' I replied' thankyou so much ' and went to the room that the lady mentioned before, i opened the door and iam in an empty room, i went inside 'hello, is there anyone here, iam the new student , hellooo' i shouted ..i got reply 'hey, the class starts in 1 hr , why are you here so early' ...i shouted again 'who is this and where are you??' right after that i got reply 'hey iam mingyu , your cooking teacher, and iam sitting on the floor near the last counter' after hearing that i went over there .....i saw mingyu

he is looking at his phone playing something.......i coughed a little to get his attention , he looked at me ,i spoke 'hello mingyu ssi , iam yn and iam your new student....nice to meet you' while maintaining eye contact.. he nodded and resumed his game again . I felt annoyed 'such an asshole !tck tck!! ' and walked to other counter far away from him. Slowly students came in and the class is full, now that arrogant asshole that is my teacher mingyu started to teach us ...today we are learning to cook basic dish egg and shrimp fried rice...as I have cooked it before for like 100 times..i started to cook in my style....mingyu is watching me from the other counter , he is slowly checking every students progress, and its my turn now...he came towards me and said' who are you?' after i heard it I was on the verge of loosing my cool ....i controlled it and answered in annoyed tone' hello mingyu ssi, I have already introduced myself before when you were playing your barbie dress up games'...he answered in the same tone' excuse me , I dont play dress up games... and let me see if this attitude act is still up after I taste your burnt fried rice ' he went back with a smirk on his face. I laughed to myself ' what a annoying brat ...arghh'. It is the time for tasting our fried rice...I dont know what got into me ...I ruined my fried rice....this asshole mingyu will definitely will point me out ....argghhh, what i have to do....okok cool lets face that brat and book another class tomorrow. After few students, my turn has arrived....look at that smirk on his face ...i wanna smash his face so badly .....he tasted my fired rice and gave me a evil smile ....shit Iam doomed now .he spoke ' attention everyone, never burn your fried rice like this ' while pointing my dish ...I felt so embarrassed and looked at him with a shock expression, he smiled at me and said' now, where is the attitude like before miss', i spoke' i will remember this asshole' with that I left the class.

I went to that reception lady and asked her to change my teacher but the lady spoke ' Mam , once you have completed your booking, you cant change the teacher mam.....either you should cancel your classes or attend the classes with the same teacher'.....I nodded my head and started to head out. I kept thinking about what happened before .....the more i think about it the more i feel annoyed....to removed this tension i went to the near by store to drink soju...i bought soju and some snacks ....I sat inside the store....poured soju for myself , took the first sip...ahh refreshing!!...after few glasses iam drunk now...I started to walk home , while walking i saw the poster kims kitchen with mingyu on it ...i quickly went over to that poster and stood their looking at him....' you fucking bastard , you spoiled my whole day...you dumb bitch...iam not going to leave you that easily.....take this punch ....you deserve more you asshole' as I am cursing him i heard someone talking to me ' hey woman, what are you doing ' I looked at him its mingyu ...I spoke' what a perfect timing sir....i was thinking about you, I wanted to give you something special' with that i went ran towards him with my fist in the air ...before i could punch him I passed out in front of him due to excessive drinking. he came near me as I was mumbling something

' yahh mingyu , you are going to be dead meat in my hands...wait till i punch you ' with that I slept. Mingyu looked at me smiling 'you look cute when your annoyed yn ' he spoke with a soft voice. he picked me up and started walking to home, he didnt know my address and ended up bringing me to his house. He removed my makeup and laid me on his bed ..he took a picture of me ' Tomorrow is going to be rough for me .....and i wont see this kind face tomorrow'..

part 2 coming soon✨✨✨

[heymrspatel]

✨Macy's Tag Game Tuesday!✨

here we gooo! going to try and get in the groove of doing these! i was tagged by @celestialmickey @metalheadmickey @creepkinginc @deedala @transmickey and @whatthebodygraspsnot 💙

you can call me: julissa 🍑

pronouns: she/her 🧍🏻‍♀️

sun sign + favorite flower: taurus & hydrangeas ♉🪻

what time did you wake up today? 6:30am 😴

what kind of phone do you have? forest green iphone 13 💚

pick one: beach, mountain, desert, or forest? mountains! forest! yes! 🌲

favorite vegetable: baby carrots 🥕

last person you talked to on the phone: mama 👩‍👧

last person you texted: ray 💙🦇

you’re at the smoothie shop, what are you getting? sumthin' fruity! berries or mango! 🍓🥭

you’re at the zoo, which exhibit are you seeing first? *vibrates* BEARS! 🐻

last movie you saw in theaters: barbie 💕

last movie you watched at home: jumanji 🐒

something that sparks joy: lately i'm latching on to little things - blue skies with fluffy clouds. movies with the pals. new music even if it makes me sob (hozier needs to shut up i think). pictures of pets. silly cat videos.😌

and finally, what’s your current obsession? "unreal unearth" by hozier... who needs to shut the fuck up. 🤐

i’m tagging @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @gallawitchxx @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @squidyyy23 @howlinchickhowl @too-schoolforcool @xninetiestrendx @thisdivorce @sleepyfacetoughguy @michellemisfit @softmick @mmmichyyy @crossmydna @mickeysgaymom @lupeloto @y0itsbri @tanktopgallavich if you would like to play. if not, this is just me giving you a lil nose boop 👆🏼

[aleksa-sims]

RL Story

CW: Pregnancy, addiction

Today I was looking for an apartment with my Mom. Nico and I need a new home. But about this issue, I'll tell soon.

However, I wasn’t feeling well. I had been feeling sick for a few days. My Mom took me to the hospital because I was pregnant . She was worried about my baby. So she called a cab and accompanied me to that clinic where I will deliver. Once there, my mother started to annoy me. 😒

Mom: I hope you’re wearing proper underwear.

Me: What?🤨

Mom: Always wear clean, neat underwears 'cause you never know what's going to happen? Especially now that you’re pregnant.☝️

Me: You really think I’m running around in dirty underwear? 😠

Mom: I didn’t really mean that. Anyway, let’s just hope your underwear won’t.... embarrass you. US!

Me: You're such a freak! I’m wearing normal underwear!!

Mom: Don’t you want to call Nico to come here and pick us up?

Me: No! Call your husband, if you need a cab.

Mom: Your Dad's working.

Me: Nico too!

Mom: Yea, he's playing soccer 😒 .... I'll call him. Maybe we need him here?

Me: 😞

Mom: You ok, A.?... When you were little, you & Ana were in the hospital quite often.

Me: That’s why I became a hypochondriac... You and Dad left me alone in the hospital. 😠 I was scared to death. A boy who was in the same room with me died. I saw everything. His bed was next to mine.

Mom: We couldn’t afford a private room for you and me back then. You had pneumonia. Since you were 7 years old, I had to leave you there alone. But you weren’t really alone, there was always someone with you. Your Dad, Grama, me....

Me: Dad gave me a Barbie, but I felt so sick, that I couldn’t be happy about it.

Mom: I'm sorry... that was a rough patch back there, but... we're better now.... And you’ll be wonderful mother. 🙂

After waiting almost 4 damn hours, my name was finally called!! The doctor said I had a bacterial urinary tract infection.

Doc: You really need to finish the antibiotic. This is very important! And drink a lot, please. Also, I recommend a 4-day bed rest.

Me: is this really necessary, Doc? 😬

Doc: Because of your high-risk pregnancy, it would be reasonable.

Mom: I'll be taking care of her. But, excuse me Doc. What about her addiction? Should she really continue taking these drug substitutes during pregnancy?? A smoker is also not recommended to continue smoking during pregnancy.

Doc: I understand your concerns. But physical withdrawal is a far too high risk for the baby. It's important that she remains withdrawal-free during the entire pregnancy. ....Since you’re already here Aleksa, you wanna see your baby??

Me: Yes! Sure! Thanks doc!

Doc: Nothing to thank, that's my job. Let's move over pls.

Doc: There he is!... Oh! Wow, that’s-.... interesting.😲

Mom: Is everything okay Doc?

Doc: I’ve rarely seen such an.... active baby. Look! He's constantly moving. I can hardly examine him, but-....ahh, well I did. So... size and weight are perfect, according to the week of pregnancy. Your baby is developing really well, Aleksandra.

Me: I think, I feel him? 🙂 Can that be? I feel a slight.... flutter.

Doc: Yea, absolutely! He's constantly moving. This kid’s gonna keep you on your toes or he becomes an athlete.

Mom: Ugh, I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Sorry, A. he's gonna be like his Dad. 🤷‍♀️

Doc (to me): Um.... I wanted to speak to you privately for a second.

Me: Mom? Can you wait outside, please.

Mom: Hm?... Okay. I'll call Nico to pick us up.

Me: She's gone... Is something wrong Doc?😳

Doc: I think you've got withdrawal symptoms, right? Your baby seems very restless to me.... That your dose must be increased during pregnancy was to be expected.

Me: Ugh, I don't want that. I just want my baby to be healthy. You’re the only doctor here who’s nice to me. I trust you, so I’ll follow your advice.

Doc: I know my colleagues at the drug outpatient clinic are sometimes quite overwhelmed. Sorry. But we all here, just want to help you. I suggest we increase your dose by 2 mg.

Me: Let's do it. Thank you. 😞

Doc: Don’t worry! Your baby is healthy so far. To keep it that way, we simply increase your dose. I'll get your drug.

I had to increase my dose. I really got withdrawal symptoms, but I thought it was because I was sick. Anyway, my mom called Nico in the meantime. He was a little disappointed in me for not calling him. He was worried. I didn’t really talk much to N. the days before, because I was still angry about that girl, Patricia. 😒But I also did something..... stupid with..... Daniel. Nico knew about it. He and Daniel met behind my back, to talk about the divorce and me. (I'll tell next time.)

Oh and my Mom’s gonna move in with Nico and me, because of that bed rest I’ve been prescribed. This going to be.... funny. 😬 I felt a bit sorry for N.! But my Mother just didn’t want to go home! She stayed with us for 3 days. 😩😩

Previous/Next

[danime25]

Whatta Man

masterlist // ao3

*Summary: After a year together, Ken has been living happily with his Barbie girl, and nothing was going to change that for Ken.

*Rating: +18 for mild mature content

*Content/Tags: Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Domestic Fluff

*Status: Series (Part 2)/Complete?

"And so for day 2, I was thinking we could do… this look." She draped a giant drawing across the kitchen table

"Oh that was a great look." He smiled back at her. While he had gotten mostly adjusted to the real world, Ken found himself still very much unaware of the world outside his girlfriend. She leaned in to kiss him and he leaned just as far forward to match her. He pulled away and looked at her eyes, which were all cutely curled up at the ends, which just made him smile all that much more. Her phone buzzed behind her and she turned to look at it.

"Crap. I forgot…" She huffed and picked the device up

"Forgot about what?" He followed her gaze

"I was supposed to have lunch today with some friends from out of town… I've known them since we were little and I forgot to make a reservation for somewhere nice." She fretted, "Can you come with me?"

"Why?" He asked with a smile

"Because I mentioned I had a new… newer boyfriend that they want to meet…" She explained, "That and I'm just so much less stressed about everything when you're around."

"Okay, let me pick an outfit out." He ran to their bedroom and combed through his corner of their closet. Theirs. He smiled down at his feet then got back into the zone, looking for something to compliment his girl. He finally found something and came out. “I’m ready.”

“You always look great.” She kissed his cheek and gave him a quick hug, before running to the bedroom to change. He flipped his phone out and took a quick picture to send to Barbie, showing off his event. She liked the message and sent him a quick, ‘Looking good!’

“Thanks barbie.” He smiled before hearing the door of the bedroom again. He looked up from his phone and his eyes darted towards his girl.

“Okay, now I’m ready.” She picked up the end of her dress and gave Ken a twirl before she walked over to him

“Should we go then?” He offered his arm for her to hold onto

“Yes. Let me just grab my other wallet.” She looked around quickly then took his hand when she found what she needed. She rested her head against his arm while they walked to the car and he went to open the door for her. She got in to drive and she unlocked the door for him on the other side. He quickly slid in, and got comfy before she started the car and they went on their way.

“So… tell me about your friends.” He said as he adjusted the rearview mirror

“Well I don’t know much about them anymore… but we were close before I went off to school.”

“I see.” He listened to her

“Well there was Gabby, Bella…” She listed off people and Ken did his best to follow along as he got a run down of who betrayed who, whose boyfriend someone else in the group had dated. It honestly made his head spin trying to keep the facts straight. “And I think that’s all.”

“Sounds good.” He said softly, trying not to show how much pain his head was in

“Here, wait here and I’ll see if this place can seat us before I go find a parking spot.” She put the car into park and ran inside. After coming back with approval, she gave her keys to the valet and waited with Ken in the doorway. She texted her friends quickly, and Ken caught a glimpse of her phone. He looked back up towards the ceiling so as not to read her messages, but saw that her background was a picture of the two of them. He felt like he needed to say something to her at that moment.

“The lights in the restaurant make you look even more pretty than normal.” It was stilted, but sweet nonetheless

“Thanks.” She pecked his forehead before shoving her phone back into her bag, and held his hands. His grip tightened around her hands before bringing a hand up to his mouth and kissed it.

“I…” He started to say when her phone rang. He let go of her and let her pick the call up

“Sorry.” She said before stepping out of the doorway and out onto the sidewalk, where she started waving an arm around. Ken watched as a group of women surrounded her, and she started hugging everyone. She talked louder and louder until Ken thought she was practically screaming. He tiptoed up to the door before seeing that the group was about to come in, so he held the door open.

“Thank you.” One of her friends said, and shoved some money down his front pocket

“Katie.” His girlfriend scoffed, “This is my boyfriend, Ken.”

“Oh. Sorry.” She sheepishly apologized and took the money back out, shoving it deep into her purse

“Ken, this is Katie, Grace, Bella, and Gabby.”

“Hi.” He smiled, “I’m Ken.”

The girls seemed to whisper in between each other, not that he wasn’t used to that in Barbieland, but his girlfriend seemed a little down after they talked. What had they said to her? He hated seeing her sad. Even when she told him that she needed to feel sad sometimes, he never wanted to see the pain in her eyes. That would break his heart. He managed to navigate a successful segway, “Should we go sit down?”

“Yes.” She nodded and went up to the hostess to get the group settled in. He went to reach for her hand while they walked to the table, but it seemed like her pace matched closer with her friends as they hurried across the restaurant. He practically sprinted to get there first and pull out all the chairs for his girlfriend and her friends. Once she was seated, and he was sitting beside her, she said a quiet “Thank you.”

“So, we get together all the time to get coffee, but we don’t get to see you nearly as often, what’s life like for you out here in Los Angeles?” Gabby, at least Ken thought anyway, asked his girlfriend “Oh it’s not too bad.” She smiled, “I’m having a lot of fun out here and it’s wonderful being by the beach all the time.”

“I bet. But you don’t look any tanner!”

“Yeah, I try to wear sunblock.” She laughed

“Have you been out to Sonoma since you’ve been here? Ooh, what about San Francisco?”

“No, I've been pretty busy with my job…” She started

“What’s the fun in that?”

“Well it’s not, but someone’s gotta pay the bills.” She laughed again

“Oh, he doesn’t work for you?”

“No, we’ve been…”

“I’ve been looking for a job.” Ken said, “It’s been a little hard, but I’ve been really trying.”

“You must work in the tech field.”

“No actually…” He seemed to have to fight to get a word in edgewise

“Obviously he’s a model, with bleach blond hair like that!”

“No.” He replied, a little more curt

“Oh, then are you a surfer?” Gabby prodded, without really wanting to know the answer

“He doesn’t have a job right now.” His girlfriend finally interjected, which made the women sour on him, “But that’s okay. I make more than enough.”

“Alright ladies, who wants drinks?” The waiter asked as he came up to the table. Everyone put their orders in and Ken looked down and around at the place setting.

“Excuse me.” His girlfriend left the table for a second to go to the bathroom, which left Ken alone with these women he barely knew.

“You know it’s weird. You’re like so perfect… almost like a doll or something.” Katie said after a couple seconds of silence had fallen on the group

“Yeah. She was always obsessed with Ken dolls as a kid.” Grace laughed, “She was always a little weird.”

“That’s okay though, we’re fine with weird.” Gabby reassured Ken, as she seemed to sense that he was giving her a weird look

“Okay?” He said. The waiter dropped the drinks off and the girls went on and on about ‘the good old days’. His girlfriend returned, and not a moment too soon for Ken. Because now he needed to go. He got up and waited around the corner for a second before hearing the women speak up.

“I’m so sorry sweetie.”

“Sorry?” Unmistakably his woman’s voice

“That your guy is… kind of a bum. I mean, how’s he even going to afford a wedding.”

“We just started dating a year ago. It’s way too early to think about that.” She said with a huff

“I mean if I were you I’d just want someone that could provide for me…”

Ken had heard enough, he stormed into the bathroom and his lip quivered as he felt a hot stream flow down from his eyes. He whipped his phone out and dialed the one person that could help him navigate his feelings in that moment.

“Ken?” The voice on the other end of the phone asked him

“I hate feelings, Barbie!” He screamed

“Ken. Deep breath. One. Two. Three.” She coached him, and he breathed loudly into the phone, “What are you feeling?”

“I’ve got these stupid streams of water on my face.” He gestured at himself

“Those would be tears.”

“Yeah! And my chest is all hot.”

“Are you feeling anger?” She asked

“Yes, I think that’s what this is.” He let out another deep breath

“And why do you think you’re angry?”

“I feel like I’m missing things.”

“Ken…”

“No. Not those kinds of things Barbie. I mean… a job. A gynec…”

“Ken, you really don’t need a gynecologist. But a job, I can understand that. What brought this up?”

“Talking with, you know… her friends.”

“Oh.”

“How do I stop… mad?”

“Well just go out there, and focus on her.”

“Focus on her. Got it. What else?”

“Take one more deep breath before you go back out there. Hope you can figure the rest out, bye!”

He took one more deep breath and went back to the table where he took her hand and held it under the table. She leaned gently into him as the group talked over the meal. She took care of the meal and said bye to her friends before they all went off on their separate ways and she flagged down the valet. She squeezed his hand tightly and bit the inside of her cheek to hide how she was feeling.

“Hey,” He took his other hand and used it to guide her face towards his, “It’s okay.”

“I’m so sorry. I don’t remember them being this big of assholes…” She let a tear fall down her face and he wiped it away

“They’re assholes.” He nodded. He let go of her hand and opened the door for her when the valet pulled the car up. After he got in, she immediately put the car in drive and drove as fast as she could from that restaurant. Ken could see her trying to hold back her cries and told her to pull over so that she could let her feelings out. She nodded, found a place to park, and began to cry. “They were so mean to you… I’m sorry.”

“No, I’m sorry.” She managed to say and looked up at the roof of her car to get the tears to stop for a minute, “When you went to the bathroom… they just said horrible things about you.” He nodded along. “They were just so mean for no reason, other than to make themselves feel better about their stupid little lives.”

“Yeah.” He reached across the console and wrapped an arm around her shoulder, “I have something to tell you.” Her whole body went stiff, she seemed to seize up when he said that.

“Y-Yeah?” She practically whispered

“I heard what they said…” He started. God she looked mortified. “But I heard you too… the way you defended me, fought for me… and I love you. Just you. Just… how you are now. Not that I don’t want things to change for the better, but… right now. I like you. I love you. I love you.”

“Ken.” She sniffled and practically jumped across the center and into his lap. She kept crying, burying her head into the crook of his neck. His arms wrapped tightly around her as the water works drenched his shirt. “I love you too. Only you Ken.”

“I love you.” He said quieter, but right into her ear so she could hear him profess his love again

“I love you.” She repeated

“I love you.”

She took a deep breath before saying it with her whole chest, “I love you, Ken.” He cupped her cheeks in between the palms of his hands and kissed her. She cupped his cheeks in her hands and kissed him back with an intense passion. Slowly they pull apart from each other, but not without the other trying to restart the kiss once more. Then she said, “I don’t care about anything they said. You don’t have to get a job if you don’t want to… just be mine, and I’ll be happy forever.”

“Anything for you.” He kissed her cheek “But I really want a job. And a car. Can I have that?”

“Yeah.” She smiled and hid her face back in the crook of his neck. “We should probably continue this at home… Or here.”

“No. No. Not here.” He laughed… Was he feeling jealous?

“Okay.” She unhooked herself from his lap and switched back to the driver’s seat. She rested one hand on the wheel, and let the other drift to the console where Ken’s hand was already waiting to intertwine with hers. She drove them home and they ran to their apartment. She locked the door carefully, and after making sure the thing wouldn’t budge she ran into Ken’s arms. He held her tightly before nearly slamming her into the nearest wall. After making sure she hadn’t hurt her head from his force, he picked her up and kissed her up against the wall. She pressed all her weight into him and held him flush across her body. “Say it again.”

“What?”

“You know… the love thing.” She asked shyly

“Oh. I love you.” He smirked as he said it, surprised at how much power those words had on her. He toyed with the collar of her shirt and let a gentle peck linger on her collarbone. She ran a hand carefully through his hair as he did this.

“I love you.” She whispered into his ear. He looked up into her eyes before pressing his lips against hers. She broke their contact once again to say, “I love you Ken…”

“I love you too.” He scooped her up and carried her to their bedroom, throwing her down on their bed. He towered over her and put his hands down along the side of her body. Her hands reached out and held onto his forearms, pulling him closer to her. He smiled as he leaned in to kiss her and her hands moved from his arms to his cheeks. She cupped them and returned his kiss

“I’d be happy with just this.” She told him, while looking into his eyes

“I’m happy too.” He kissed her forehead

“You sure?” She shifted to sit up a little

“Positive.” He rested his nose against the side of her cheek. He took a deep breath and rolled off her, to sit by her side. She leaned against him and intertwined her hand with his.

“It feels good to say it.” She said after they had sat in silence for a couple of moments

“Yeah… I’ve been meaning to say it for a while.”

“You could have said it any time you had wanted.” She reassured him

“I know… but I wanted to make sure before I said it. It’s kind of a big deal.”

“I get it. It can be hard…” She explained to him, “Even when you think you feel it, you don’t know if the other person feels the same way… it’s just hard.”

“Well this…” He gestured at the two of them, “This isn’t hard.”

“No it’s not. It’s something special.”

[lilithblackwood]

“𝕎𝕆ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻.𝔼𝕏𝔼” Incorrect Quotes #2

Barbie: I made tea.

Zooble: I don’t want tea.

Barbie: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Zooble: Then why are you telling me?

Barbie: It is a conversation starter.

Zooble: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Barbie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

—

Barbie, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Kinger: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Barbie, with the tone of someone who is used to Kinger: Outstanding.

Barbie: This is what I’m talking about people.

—

Barbie: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Ragatha: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Barbie: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

—

Barbie, pointing: May I sit there?

Jax: That's my lap

Barbie: That doesn't answer my question, Jax.

—

Barbie: Who thinks I can fit 15 candies in my mouth?

Pomni: You’re a hazard to society

Jax: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Caine: While I’m gone, Bubble, you’re in charge.

Bubble: Yes!!!

Caine, whispering: Barbie, you’re secretly in charge.

Barbie: Obviously.

—

Pomni: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Jax: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Barbie: In that case, we're definitely lost.

—

Ragatha: If Pomni and I were drowning, who would you save?

Barbie: You two can’t swim?

Ragatha: It’s a hypothetical question, Barbie! who would you save?

Barbie: My time and effort.

—

Barbie: I’d love to be sorry, but we all know that I’ve done worse. Much worse.

—

Jax: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Barbie: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Jax:

Barbie: …it was a nice dream

—

Pomni, whispering to Jax, who's on the phone with Barbie to uncover her secrets: Ask her something!

Jax: How are you feeling?

Barbie: Fine.

Pomni: Something personal!

Jax: At what age did you first get your period?

—

Barbie: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Kinger: No… not really.

Barbie: Are we going to do something about it?

Jax: Hm… nah.

Barbie: Good talk, you two

—

Barbie: I have very high standards, you know.

Jax: I know where to find the weapons

Barbie: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

—

Caine: I was arrested for being too cool.

Barbie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

—

Barbie: Jax isn't talking to me.

Zooble: Enjoy it while it lasts.

—

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Ragatha: I will not let you down.

Kinger: Sounds fun.

Barbie: K.

Zooble: No, I'm [%$!#]ing not.

Jax: Do I have to be?

Gangle: I don’t know…

Pomni: Please god, I am so tired.

—

Barbie, gently nudging Kinger aside with her foot: Kinger, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Caine, his eyes enormous: You kick Kinger? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Barbie! Jail for Barbie for one thousand years!

—

Zooble: I am convinced Barbie and Jax share a brain cell.

Zooble: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

—

Jax: *gets down on one knee*

Barbie: Oh my gosh, it’s happening!

Jax: *falls over*

Barbie: The poison is finally kicking in!

—

Barbie: Get in, losers! We’re going on a vehicular manslaughter!

—

Caine: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Barbie: What?

Caine: Good luck!

[willthegreenpistachio]

just had a revelation for an iasip episode:

"The Gang Goes to See the Barbie Movie"

of course each of them for different reasons:

Charlie: just likes movies about toys and thinks it would be really cool to see life by a doll's perspective.

he doesn't want the others to know in case they will bully him later but he also doesn't want to go alone tho so he asks Dennis to come with him (because he saw him looking up pictures online and knows Dennis wants to watch it so he basically blackmails him to tag along)

Dennis: reluctantly goes with Charlie, claiming it's "just to see many babes and Margo's tits on the big screen" but he actually was always obsessed with Barbie's clothes lines and wants to see real life people wearing them like the huge style nerd he is.

he and Charlie agree to go in secret and don't say a word about it to the others (Dennis especially doesn't want Mac to know since he is all about "badass movies only" or whatever

Mac: "i'm a gay man Frank, of course i'm going to watch the Barbie Movie. Rayan Gosling as Ken?? uh, yes please!? But we can't tell Dennis or the others about us going in secret, they'll think i'm not badass anymore, which i totally still am btw"

Frank: "what are you talking about? now shut up and help me take these Frankie Dolls™️ inside the theater so we can sell 'em to those stupid kids. Oh Mattel made a good move, making a big movie after a doll. We are gonna do the same with my Frankie Dolls™️, we sell them today and then we make a movie about them and it'll make me lots of money!! ha! scamming kids with dolls and movies, we should have thought about this sooner"

the two groups meet inside the theater and various shenanigans ensue (ofc)

anyway, by the end of they movie they each come out with various reactions:

Charlie: "dude! we totally need to make our apartment like that dream house! life in plastic IS fantastic!!" also he didn't get the final line of the movie and really liked Allan

Dennis, with mascara running down his face: "boy that... that sure was a movie huh... (he doesn't elaborate on that. just looks faraway all the time)

Mac: was broken inside by Im Just Ken, thinking about how where he sees love Dennis sees a friend and all that but still whispers "...maybe I am Kenough..." (also he cried too but he will never admit it)

Frank: the Frankie Dolls™️ scam didn't go as planned, of course, (they kinda looked like Gollum? anyway, kids didn't like them and he got in trouble with a few parents) but then when he had nothing left to do he started actually watching the movie and got really moved by the ending

Dee: while the others exit their room of the theater she comes out from the next doors still eating a few pop corns "guys guys i just saw this movie, Oppenheimer, there were nazis and bombs and explosions and science an-"

Mac: "SHUT UP BIRD! WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT HERE"

[murdleandmarot]

9, 14, 15 aaand 25 for Mungo!!! For the character ask thingy!! :-)! <3

YAY I FINALLY GET TO ANSWER ONE OF THESE :DDDDD

Okay okay Mungojerrie times!! 🧡🖤🧡🖤

9. Him and Rumple are a package deal, so I’d be rooming with the both of them in my mind soooo absolutely!!! They match my brand of chaos and I’d like to help play pranks on the other residents :). Rumple seems like the type to do a bad movie marathon into the night, and I would ADORE doing that. So overall, yes, I think I’d be okay rooming with Jerrie

14. this man is simultaneous the worst and best dresser you’ve ever seen in your entire life. I aspire to be him. His cargo pants? Paired with a silk shirt that he stole. Checkerboard? Paired with red stripes. His socks? Mismatched as hell. Everyone has been begging him to learn color theory for years but he does not care. I call it ‘colorful cluttered maximalism.”

Ex. (Pintrest)

what the fuck is even going on here. I love it so so much.

15. Munkujerrie!!! I thought of it during work today, (when I was *actually* supposed to be doing my job), and it hasn’t left my head since then…I fluctuate on ships like the needle on a ghost meter, but ughhhh the potential……plus it would also be really really funny. Barbie x Ken activities. Also the way the colors work together?????? Like aughhh the more I think about it the more it drives me insane. While it’s not my Munkustrap specific ship, I’ve only known of Munkujerrie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I’d throw a temper tantrum.

25, OKAY SO: I actually saw Cats live when I was in middle school and I LITERALLY REMEMBER ALMOST NONE OF IT MAKES ME SO MAD. WTF. The first thing that I remembered is durning the Addressing of Cats I kept whispering at Tugger telling him to ‘go stand next to his boyfriend’ (literally knew nothing about the musical at the time. How did I do that (I was talking about Misto btw)). THE SECOND THING I REMEMBERED is that Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer’s song was my favorite in the entire show. It’s the only one I looked up when I got home. They were my absolute favorite for an entire week I was rly like ‘these silly thieving motherfuckers I love them so so much.’ Mungojerrie and his stupid crop top <333 their double cartwheel was the coolest thing I’d literally ever seen. 10/10 no notes. Best first impression ever. And now??? Still love him. He’s so silly, and his accent drives me insane. Mungojerrie you will forever be famous <333

[imhereforscm]

Which is your favorite Barbie movie? (　＾▽＾)

I recently watched Barbie as princess and pauper and fell in love with King Dominic again 🫠

Can you write a fluffy story where MC is cleaning her childhood room and finds a old barbie movie ( your choice ) and decides to watch it with Louie? Pretty please ( ＾ω＾ )

"Childhood memories"

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

A/N: YES!! KING DOMINIC✨✨🔥🔥😩😩 And also prince Antonioᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ🔥🔥🔥 Barbie is amazing!!🥺🌹🌹 I love a lot of Barbie movies, such as The Twelve Dancing Princesses (fun fact: I burnt that DVD from watching it too much), Barbie In The Three Musketeers, Princess Charm School. I actually couldn't pick a favourite until I actually sat down to write this fic. And now I can proudly say... It's BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER🥺💖🌹💕🥺🥺🥺🌹🌹🌹

It started as a chore, it really did. But with every box you'd open, new memories would jump out at you.

Clothes and shoes that were too small for your current self, showing you a totally different person from the one you were today, as you cleaned away the dust.

Drawings of vivid childlike dreams shoved messily into shelves and all around your desk.

Those, along with your toys, brought a smile of sentimentality to your face, feeling as if every childhood bliss unfolded before your eyes like a film tape that was buried in the past covered in dust, yet not forgotten.

Soon, your mind had drifted away from cleaning your childhood room. A happiness so energetic and thirsty chased all those thoughts away from your mind, as you dug deeper between your toys and some sparkly hair clips with butterflies and flowers attached to them.

Your fingers made contact with a broad surface and peering into the box, you couldn't identify what it was, due to it being in the very dark bottom.

You began pulling out one toy at a time, equivalents of memories. Of how you first got them on Christmas or on your birthday or on an ordinary Wednesday evening. You turned some toys on. Some made sounds rather loud and not so coherent, because of how the batteries had began to run out. Some didn't turn on at all. Some toys had glue on them and you giggled as you remembered the way you'd accidentally break them, yet how happy you were to see the pieces sticking back together again and the fun continuing.

And finally, you reached the object of your interest. You pulled it out and your mouth opened into a huge grin, your eyebrows rising. You laughed happily, the mere sight of this movie in its colorful case bringing you so much nostalgia and happiness you swore your heart would burst and your eyes would fill with tears.

You still loved this movie and a bright idea made your eyes light up. You would combine the two things you loved dearly.

"So what's this movie about?" Tauxolouve asked, his face illuminated only by the light of your laptop. He spread his right arm, welcoming you gently into his embrace, as you joined him on the bed, two bags of chips in your arms, which you dropped on your lap to get comfortable.

"It's a movie I loved as a child, Barbie in the nutcracker. It's like... A sweet adventure, with ballet, classical music and it's got that fairy tale glow." Even talking about it made you smile, love filling your ribcage to the brim.

You put on the movie and cuddled close to Tauxolouve, resting your head against his chest and pulling the blanket up to your chin.

The movie started and the familiarity of it, combined with Tauxolouve's warmth made you feel at peace.

You watched as Clara slept and how the fairy dust danced around the room, enchanting the nutcracker awake and the magic of that scene didn't fail to take your breath away even now.

Tauxolouve watched silently, a pleasant smile on his face, until the point when the owl gave Clara the golden locket and he saw your eyes practically shine at its sight. "Do you like her locket?"

"Yep! It's so pretty!" You giggling, your cheeks a little rosy from the happiness. "I remember wanting it so badly when I was little."

Tauxolouve pressed a kiss to your temple, his heart flattering when you chuckled softly at his heartfelt move, before falling silent again.

You two watched on as Clara and the Nutcracker took off for their adventure and landed into a pile of pure white snow.

"What a cute fairy." Tauxolouve commented lightheartedly as the little snow fairy approached the two heroes. "But he's right, she should've said thank you to Clara for fixing her wing."

You chuckled at his commentary, but agreed.

His eyes squinted kindly as more fairies came out and started dancing. "The music is lovely."

Clara walked forward and the flowers growing from the places where she previously stepped, made the cozy fairy tale elements of this movie shine even more.

"Huh," You began, upon seeing the broad scenery. "I remember that being much more detailed. I still love it though."

"That's what matters most. For a movie or a painting or a poem to never stop conveying the same feelings each time you watch it, even if it is after years."

"That's a beautiful way to put it." You agreed, smiling and nuzzled more into his chest, breathing into his caramel scent, which fit perfectly with the feelings of this movie.

Warmth, fairytales and caramel. This is it. This is a feeling you knew you'd never get tired of.

"I just realized..." Tauxolouve muttered.

"What?"

"This mouse or rat king or whatever he is..." He stared aside, his eyebrows forming downturns. "He reminds me of the king. He's got the same tyrannical look."

You snorted. "I can see that, yes."

More of the movie passed you by, your attention focused there and your heart pounding with pure happiness and tranquility as more and more familiar figures came upon the screen.

Until the scene where the Nutcracker and Clara talking beneath the moonlight appeared within the screen of your laptop. "Oh my god, that scene...!" You breathed, more happiness and nostalgia gushing forth from your lungs. "I completely forgot about that scene..." You watched on, transfixed into this movie that seemed like a dream which you could only explain by feelings and sensations the next morning. "It's such a sweet scene..."

"Indeed. It's very heartfelt." Tauxolouve nodded. "The lesson of this scene is seeing who someone is within and believing in them. That even if they once failed, they can always try again, isn't it?"

"Yes, that's exactly it." You nodded, proud at this movie for being a part of your childhood and loving Tauxolouve even more for being able to see the magic in it, which many would mock for not having flashy enough graphics. "It's the type of thing that as a child you admire and when you're older, you understand it. But in both cases, it's precious and irreplaceable."

"I hope you know I want a hug after this too." Tauxolouve whispered into your hair as Clara hugged the Nutcracker, after breaking the cell, which the mouse king had turned invisible.

You laughed. "You can have one after the movie."

"Alright. I'm gonna remember, just so you know."

The movie came to the point where the Nutcracker turned back to prince Eric, by Clara's kiss and you gripped Tauxolouve's shirt, feeling the exact same giddy feeling you'd always experience as a child in this part. The emotions overtook you and you turned to Tauxolouve, placing a kiss to his cheek.

Tauxolouve chuckled teasingly. "We're gonna need to replay that part if it means you're gonna kiss me every time."

"I still owe you a hug!" You laid back on his chest, with Tauxolouve's arm still warped around you, continuing the movie.

Your eyes, ears and heart were glued onto the screen, until the colours faded to black and you sat up, your body feeling light. "That movie is still so beautiful." You said, your brain clouded with the childlike sweetness that never actually left you and you had merely discovered it again. "You think they married?" You asked, turning around and accidentally pushing the unopened bags of chips off the bed. It was a clumsy move, yet it brought you back to those times when you'd ask everyone around you if the characters were going to marry and be together forever, not caring if you stepped on something, as you were so caught up in your excitement.

Tauxolouve smiled sweetly at you, patting you on the head. "I believe it is as possible for them to get married as it is for us."

Your eyes widened at his words, your lips parting a little. Blood rushed to your cheeks, warming up your face and melting your surprised expression into one of affection for this man.

"You like that idea for us or them more?"

"Both." You honestly replied. "One day... Clara loves her Nutcracker just as much as I love you, after all."

Tauxolouve took your hand in his, bringing it to his lips and leaving a gentlemanly kiss there, before staring at you with a charming smile. "Now where's my hug?"

You laughed and threw your arms around him, squeezing him tightly into a hug similar to that in the movie. "Satisfied?"

"Very." He said and then he snapped his fingers.

"What did you do?" You asked, pulling away a little to look at him, irises filled with curiosity.

"Take a look in the mirror."

A little nervous, you got off the bed and went to stand in front of your mirror. "Lou!" You exclaimed, delighted. Resting on your collarbones was a golden locket in the shape of a heart. "It's like that from the movie!"

Tauxolouve approaches you, his reflection coming to stand behind your own as he pulled you into his arms from behind.

"Thank you so much." As you stared into the mirror at your entangled forms and the golden chain clasped arouses your neck, you knew Tauxolouve would make sure each and every fairy tale you harbour in your heart would come to life.