#If Eddie gets arrested one more time Nana’s going to move him to a reform school in London

[tigresslanzhu]

An Eddie Headcanon

Despite being friends with Buster Moon for a long time, he only got in trouble with the law one time.

I’m not kidding! ONE… TIME!

So he and Buster were trying on outfits at Rue 21 at the mall just for funzies when our favorite koala spotted someone carrying a huge poster for War Of Attrition. Without even thinking about what he was wearing, which was unpaid merchandise, of course, he runs out of the store and toward the orangutan.

Eddie: BUSTER, NO! THAT’S STEALING!

Eddie was able to take the clothes off of his theater lovesick buddy, but at the cost of being caught by the store manager and the mall guard and he was prosecuted for shoplifting on the spot. Nobody believed the truth. Not the prosecutors, not the police, and especially not his parents.

Mrs. Noodleman: [in tears] We thought we raised you better than that!

Mr. Noodleman: No more TV, Edward! It’s clearly taught you how to steal!

Eddie: Aw, guys, you know how Buster is!

((..))

And to this day, Buster still has that very poster in his office. Eddie cringes every time he has to look at it.