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Gemma aged up into a child! Her new trait is Loner.
#ts4#ts4 gameplay#live for something legacy challenge#lfs: 3#And I love this Base Game hair on her#Yeah the texture is crunchy#But I still like how it looks
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#sci talks comics#petermj#you ever want to get out of socialising so bad that you web up your girlfriend and distract her with kinky web sex??#yeah i do it all the time.#this art is not mcfarlane it is ai. peter has six fingers in the first panel.#i hate the way mcfarlane draws mj i'm sorry. she looks like when they put too much make-up on a cadaver. i'm right.#her hair looks like a nightmare. i feel like it would make crunchy noises if i ran my fingers through it. like plastic tinsel.#it looks like it has the texture of tinsel.#peter uses more hair conditioner than mj does and that's fucked up.#“is that all you can think of??” perpetuhorny peter parker canon so real so true.
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Those slime scooping videos on tiktok are getting to me.....
#i dont even think i would liek it irl#but they look so fucking tasty 😵💫#the textures are just !!!!!!!!#theyre fucking seducing me istg#like the icee and cloud ones are just....i want to eat it#okay yeah but also i want to know it feels like irl#they look so crunchy and nice#catie.rambling.txt
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//flops on the ground. i finally unlocked room overlay #1. so here's some pics of the updated room! (updated in the sense that there's actual wallpaper and carpet now!)
#//the wall texture isn't that crunchy i promise#//it's just the lag that was going on at the time :')#//but yeah it took a WHILE to decide on a wallpaper and carpet i liked lmao#//there is a LOT of cute wallpaper options alright?#//it was hard#//carpet was even harder to decide on bc i had to make sure it looked right with the wallpaper? and even then i might change it later#//couldn't figure out the ceiling but i went with glow in the dark stars :>#//it seemed like a fun idea so i went with it!#//will probs post more pics later when i unlock overlays 2 and 3 and toy around with things some more#//for now#//this!#backup log {ooc}
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people with confusing hair texture like me how do I avoid frizz without straightening my hair
#i'm trying to stay away from the hair straightener to try and heal my hair from years of heat damage#but i have very frizzy hair and a weird texture that isn't straight but also isn't really wavy#to the touch it kinda feels like the kanekalon hair of certain dolls#i am using a conditioner for wavy hair but i'm still using the cheapest shampoo i could find#because i cannot spend a lot of money on something that i go through so quickly#maybe it's that? idk#or maybe i should start using gel but it scares me tbh :/ i don't want my hair to also be crunchy#so yeah help pls
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okay but as a kid who had medicine's I considered "sweet" (probably why I like bitter things now) Let me tell you- I think I was TOO excited to be taking drugs.
I think medicine should STAY bitter thank you very much.
#then again- it was like tummy medication- which had flavoring- but damnnnn that cherry shit... even know I would probably overdose on that#its just- I think it was the texture and the way the liquid in my mouth felt all crunchy and stuff. And it was like maple-syrupy..#god that thing was like a snack. though I've had my experience with bitter medicine. Never came to adore it- but I won't lie-#If anything? the only medicine I couldn't take for the life of me was bitter as hell and IN A GODDAMN CAPSULE. UGH. it was powdery#and I HATED that GODDAMN POWDER- every time it popped I would be like “YUCK” and I'm pretty sure it wasn't even medicine.#Just searched it up- yeah that's not medicine...#Just reasearched more- it was NOT INFACT MEDICINE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WAS MY PARENT FEEDING ME PROTEIN SHAKES AS A CHILD#Just learned what an MLM- glad this wasn't a pyramid scheme otherwise I would dictate this experience as 10/10 on the “wtf MOM?!” scale#she said this shit was for “better focus” why the hell is this all about weight loss- I'M NOT EVEN HEAVY?!?! IM NOT FAT?!?!? I NEVER WAS?!?#WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TAKING AS A CHILD WHAT IS IN THIS CAPSULES#oh my god there's essential oils#what is my life
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God I’m soooo cool and sexy (got new frozen meals to try from the same brand my frozen Alfredo ones are from (new things such as. Mac and cheese. And chicken nuggets.) ARFID GOT NOTHING ON ME 💪💪💪💪💪
#also got frozen precooked chicken tenders so they should be like actually good and crispy if I cook them in the air frier yknow#god I have been craving chicken so much#but idk how to cook chicken breast in a way that I will eat it#I’m afraid to cook it and then hate the cooking process and not eat chicken for a while and then like what the fuck do I have#already in a weird egg phase rn I can’t lose the daydreaming about chicken#yknow when chickens good ohhhh yeah but you know when it’s bad!!! then it’s awful!!! it’s the textures why so many texture#so hopefully crunchy chicken tenders (literally salivating thinking about it) will be good
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i grew up being a picky eater & being autistic so i avoided lots of foods. and i recently discovered the wonders of pasta salad. like hell yeahhhh baby. it's good!!! unlocked new thing to make for myself constantly
#.txt#adding things that are crunchy like mm#cucumber. grape tomatoes. peppercinis. pepperoni. like oh fuck yeah#i've always avoided tomatoes because texture reasons but these are good
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Autism and Fecal Smearing
I want to get this out of the way first so I'm just gonna say it, I struggle with this awful habit which is called diaper digging and fecal smearing, this post (and blog for that matter) I don't want to shy away from talking about this stuff. So yeah if I have a bowel accident, am frustrated/overstimulated/angry/sad, and am left alone for a few minutes I tend to do this. It's not as bad as before because I have preventative measures in place, like special onesies that make it so I can't remove my diaper myself (ughhh whatever...) and crunchy scented textured slime that my mom will add even more scent to just to make it overwhelming. The average number of episodes has been greatly reduced but I had one a couple weeks ago when my onesies were in the watch so the topic is fresh on my mind.
A lot of caregivers and autism parents are mystified and baffled by this habit and wonder why we do it. I can't speak for everyone, only myself, but to me personally the scent and texture of feces is so overwhelming and strong that I get a "high" from it. I take cannabis edibles daily and my parents let me get drunk once a month so I'll say its very comparable. I get a rush from it. My life can be so monotonous sometimes that smearing crap feels like getting away with a bank robbery, I go from extremely angry to feeling before then to like a happy giddy kid without a care in the world. I zone out so hard that I end up smearing it all over my face, walls, floor, and if it gets in my mouth I'm usually too far gone to care. I do not do it because I'm mad at my parents, I do not do it because I want to get back at them for something, I simply do it because my need for sensory input is so strong and when I'm about to go into a potentially violent meltdown I reach for the sensory nuke when my normal things to stim with just won't cut it. No high is complete without the crash and there's a crash. Seeing my parents and one of my unlucky friends SOOOOOOO unreasonably mad, it's terrifying. My parents got used to it and eventually just shrugged it off but I have heard them lose their cool over it several times and have heard my name and every cuss word in the book the room over where they clean. Not nice of them but I do not blame them one bit but the feeling inside hearing that is very real for me. I guess they got too good at shrugging it off. I had an incident where I smeared in the bathroom of one of my high school friends, very chill guy, look at me and scream at the top of my lungs, and punched a hole in the wall in the living room. I didn't know the painting he had in his bathroom was that rare but I ruined it completely and that's why he reacted that way. He could of done better but I do not blame him one bit. After that though seeing a side of that friend that I never seen before scared me into wearing the stupid onesie suit every day without fuss or a fight when before I would. Not only the suit but I have the replacement slime on me at all times, if I have a BM I tend to just pull it out and play with it. This doubles up as subtly letting my parents know I need a change, which I like cause I don't have to ask verbally which can feel kinda degrading sometimes. There is one good thing that has happened with this though. My hippie parents looked at my turd stained walls and thought I had some latent artistic talent and needed self expression and bought me art and painting supplies. They were misguided, it didn't prevent any incidents but I still took the art well. My therapist at the time had some art connections and the art I made was featured in what's known as an "outsider art" gallery. I sold a few pieces for 300-600 each. It's just a little bit bitter sweet cause if you've seen the King of the Hill episode about the Probots or just know a bit about outsider art in general, you'd know the way they market it is kind of, problematic to say the least. The gallery's artist profile for me made me out to be some kind of idiot dunce and made my parents look like heroic geniuses for spotting this talent or some shit and it's embarrassing that my artwork sold most likely cause of that over the strength of the art. Like oh wow look at this stupid R word who plays with poop his cool parents are soo smart, ughhhh. However I guess that's just the art game and I'm super proud of myself I made a couple thousand dollars of MY OWN money, it meant the world to me to have it. I'm not allowed to post my artwork on here and I wish I could share it with you on MY terms and not the gallery's but my parents are worried it could come back to my identity.
I want to end this post by saying if you engage in fecal smearing you are not stupid, broken, or filthy. You are a human being desperate for relief and you took the fastest way to get it. Shout out to all my autistic homies who smear or have smeared, I see you and you are loved.
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Me when anyone else makes mac and cheese:
a comm1ss1on for @i-dont-care-enna of her lovely OC Shizua and mikey!
she cant cook
#It's not abt the fork tho it's abt the BREADCRUMBS.#LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND OKAY???? MAC AND CHEESE. DOES NOT NEED. EXTRA TEXTURE.#It's meant to be MAC AND CHEESE! It's supposed to be creamy and smooth and soft and noodley and slurpable and CHEESY.#Put a whole ass bucket of cheese on ur pasta then shove it in the oven for 45 minutes. See what I care. Might taste pretty good ig.#Put FUCKING BREAD CRUMBS ON YOUR ALREADY DELICIOUS AND PERFECT MEAL????#WELL THEN YOU BETTER START COUNTING YOUR LAST BREATHS MOTHERFUCKER.#I just hate crunchy mac and cheese okay it's horrible#It ruins the whole point of the dish#You eat mac and cheese because you don't wanna chew shit#Putting breadcrumbs on ur mac and cheese is a direct reason to chew shit. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IF YOU DONT WANNA FUCKING CHEW?????#WHY DO YOU WANNA HEAR A CRONCHING SOUND WHEN YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING PASTA???????#If u have breadcrumbs on ur mac and cheese and you ENJOY IT?????#You can stay because I don't mind if you enjoy it. I just mind if people feed it to me. So yeah. you can stay! <3#Tis but an opinion my friend!#:3#BUT I HATE IT SO NO BREADCRUMBS FOR ME OR I WILL HAVE TO MURDER YOU-#/j#very much /j#anywhizzle time for the tags lmfao#comic#arte#idk which one lol
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Can you imagine Carmen laughing at the reader not knowing something because he is in love with her and finds it cute and offends her without meaning to?
“What?! Crunchy food makes us think it tastes better?” You exclaimed, standing in the kitchen with your phone in your hand after looking up recipes for you to use together.
Carmen paused.
“Yeah, baby. Texture means freshness and quality. That’s why so many dishes have an element of crispiness,” he explained as if it was something so common, so basic like first grade math.
“Oh…” you start going through different meals in your head and slowly realise that it actually makes sense.
“Are you… being serious?” He chuckles.
You furrow you eyebrows, taken aback. “Yeah…“. Obviously.
“How can you not know this?” Oh, he is soo amused by this, look at him smile, like a fucking Cheshire cat, ear to ear. What’s so funny about that?
“You know, I was never trained as a chef,” you say bitterly.
He laughs. He is so fucking smug.
You roll you eyes and pull him roughly to you by the hoops of his jeans. Your fingers swiftly move to the buckle and a cling is heard as you start undoing his belt.
“What are you doing?” he is still laughing at you.
“Maybe this way you’ll shut up”.
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any idea why (from a culture-history perspective) rules-light artsy stuff and osr-y dungeoncrawl stuff takes up so much discursive space in indie ttrpg talk? excepting LANCER there does not seem to be room for fans of high-power crunchy tactical combat in the indie space
This is not entirely true because there are a couple of other beloved crunchy tactical combat indie RPGs, like Gubat Banwa, Beacon, ICON, Dawn, etc. But that is besides the point: you are of course right on the money that there are certain types of indie games that tend to overwhelm in these spaces.
But the simple answer, at least from where I'm standing, is: rules-light stuff is easier to make, and to be fair, the market is kind of saturated with lots of low-effort and uninspired rules-light indie games, but that saturation also means that the ones that do get talked about are also often the cream of the crop. Of course in terms of market saturation it's good to keep some perspective: even at their worst, indie RPG marketplaces are never so full of unnecessary cruft as marketplaces that cater exclusively to the 5e-compatible crowd.
Same with OSR-y dungeon crawl stuff: making OSR products isn't exactly difficult because the template already exists out there, and once again there's quite a lot of simply uninspired and forgettable stuff out there. It's easy to make an OSR product; it's difficult to make a good and inspired OSR product. (Obligatory plug: @cavegirlpoems makes some good and inspired OSR stuff.)
Games with high complexity tactical combat are much more difficult to make in the first place, so there are fewer to begin with already. Of the ones mentioned I think only Gubat Banwa has really taken any discursive space in indie RPG spaces to a similar degree to Lancer.
And I think it's also that to an extent I think indie spaces are still kind of afraid of high-complexity games, because even among the coolest people there still unfortunately are people in indie spaces who believe that the wrong kind of combat in a TTRPG means that it's less roleplaying. I've even run into those people on this very site. So yeah, even in indie spaces there is room for an unfortunate "roleplaying not rollplaying" type of discourse, which is stupid and dumb and bad.
But anyway, there are of course other types of games made in indie spaces: Blades in the Dark is modeled after Powered by the Apocalypse games but is much more crunchy and has a lot of texture; Ironsworn is similarly modeled after PbtA but is not a game I would call rules-light; Eureka by the good folks of @anim-ttrpgs is undeniably an indie production, but mechanically is very trad and crunchy; and finally, Flying Circus by @open-sketchbook is another PbtA game that is the furthest from rules-light. All of the aforementioned games own.
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FEMALE ROBBERY !
pairing; finnick odair x dist4!victor!f!reader
summary; meeting finnick at your capitol victor party, he is nothing short of entranced.
contains; fluff! just pure fluff, innocent- sweet, comforting, brief mentions of forced prostitution but no detail.
a/n; i was lowkey turning into anakin skywalker when i started writing about how much reader hates sand but it adds personality ok…
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you were shivering, teeth practically chattering. the wide doors that led to the back of the luxurious party-mansion were wide open. your dress offered little warmth and neither did the people around you- their arrogance and bright colors offered no heat, no coziness, no reminders of home.
your wearing a corset dress- low cut, your chest on great display, you feel like the short hemmed bottomed makes you out to flash everyone at this party.
your hair has braids scattered about- your original hair texture is long gone with the amount of heat styling they’ve done on it throughout your victory tour and interviews. bows adorn the ends of each small braid that lays on your now, flat- straight hair.
the meaningless conversation, and congratulations throughout this party is enough to drive you mad. you need air- oh-so cold but nonetheless you needed more air. you’re feet are moving past people- people who grab at you, yelling praises, trying to get a passing word with you.
but you’re mind is racing, you need to sit in silence and breath.
you find a garden- you don’t have enough greenery back in your district, more ocean, too much sand, too much heat.
the sand got everywhere. you couldn’t complain about the ocean- oh, how you loved the water. but once the sand got in your hair, your shoes, your towel, your clothes- it couldn’t get out. it seemed sand would never leave you alone- president snow reminded you all too much of sand.
it felt like an infirmary sentencing, a life estimation. once the words ‘capitols doll’ left his mouth, ‘desirable’, ‘young, sweet, and pretty’ you felt sick- you’d live your life in misery until another innocent tribute would come along and take all of the heat. but you’d always be in a hotel room, in the capitol, entertaining the people like a puppet on a string.
you don’t think you’ve been warm since you heard those words, you don’t think there’s been enough air- but now, in this garden, everything seems okay.
you sit on a bench, rose bushes surrounding you, a few flowers you can name but never seen- only in books.
your hands are in your lap now, fingers playing with one another- your deep breathes began to lower your blood pressure.
until you hear footsteps nearing on the cold- crunchy grass that’s been frozen over from the weather.
he’s tall- shirtless. what stylist would do that to someone in this nippy weather? but you think your stylist would send you off to these parties naked if he had no decency, too.
he’s finnick odair. even the wind flirting your eyes can recognize that. how couldnt you? the poster boy of your district, sex symbol of panem, but you don’t comprehend any of it.
“you’ve found my spot.” he’s smirking, you can understand why people in the capitol swoon over him- not even six seconds and your body rushes with warm blood.
then you process his words, slowly scrambling to grab your clutch and rising to your feet. he puts his hand up, signaling for you to halt your movements.
“it’s nice to have company.” and so you move your bag over , allowing him more room to sit on the bench.
you don’t speak, atleast you don’t know what to say- you don’t ask questions or say something stupid. finnicks voice breaks the thick barrier of silence; “nice party they gave you.”
he’s joking, and his slight laugh makes you laugh. you’d won nearly a month ago- many sleepless nights covered with makeup and fake eyelashes. “yeah, i’m so grateful for them all.” you breathily laugh off.
the playfulness of this all is refreshing. it almost makes you long forget about your grim past and even darker impending doom.
he turns his head towards you, scanning your face- then to the rose bushes surrounding the both of you- then back to your face. “too many roses every where, i’m starting to hate the smell of them.”
you pick up on his small talk, and you almost laugh a little- he’s acting like a grade-school boy. “i’m beginning to think it possibly the ugliest thing natures created now.”
“mags told me about how mentoring you went, we were all relieved when you won.” you wince when you think about that, he knows that better then anyone here. the heart sinking feeling when your brain slips up for a second- that you don’t let yourself think to hard about, nor too long.
“thanks.” he doesn’t even know you yet, but he know that even if you don’t speak too much the ones you do vocalize have meaning, no vacancy in them. “are you cold?” you can’t help but voice your curiosity.
he looks down on himself, almost as though his body brings him guilt in a way. like he’s ashamed to own it, you’re sure you’ll understand soon.
but within seconds his guard is back up, back to the capitol darling. he simply places your hand on his shoulder, he’s forcing your body to move but in the most genuine way anyone has ever done so.
you feel your cold finger tips merge with his radiant shoulder, like a hypothermic to a heater.
finnicks aura is simply heat, not a touch of coldness. you wonder if it’s his insides pouring into his physical being. does he not have any cold feelings in his heart? is he genuine? “how are you warm right now?”
he only laughs as you try to remove your hand from him in the least awkward way you can, placing your hands back into your lap. there’s so many things you want to ask him, tell him. his soul is like a confession booth, that you’ve heard before. all the secrets he knows, all of the words only he’s been told.
“does it get better? even if you’ve been told something that doesn’t make you think it will?” he can only imagine what your last words mean, and now his heart drops. no- not someone like you? so young so unsuspecting, but weren’t they all?
“if you have someone to lean on, you’ll be okay.”
you frown at this, despite your fear of making yourself seem like a complete and utter loser to the golden boy of panem- you say; “and if i don’t?” you can’t help but think about your overworked tired parents, never home, never cared too much. your friends who you don’t see all too much.
“if you don’t,” he looks up from his lap now, eyes locked onto yours, only your eyes ever- not your exposed chest or the dress that rides up your thighs. “you have me if you’re willing, i think we’ve gotten on well.”
this makes you smile to yourself, you can’t look into his eyes any longer you think you’ll get lost. you feel like a school girl, unable to breathe around the presence of your crush. “i don’t know you all that well, finnick odair.”
he shakes his head, “haven’t you read the news, y/n l/n?” he’s mimicking your words, almost in a sing-song way.
“i don’t tend to make premeditated decisions on who someone is based on what the capitol news says. i prefer to get to know them instead.”
“well, let’s get to know eachother then.” his body turns toward you. flattening his hands onto his lap. “favorite color?”
you look at the grass before you, the stems of the flowers around you, the feeble, poor excuses of barely full bushes that line the sand before the water in district four. “green, not a dark green. something in the middle.” your eyes flick back to his, almost the perfect green you were talking about. “and you?”
“blue.” his two fingers pick up the bows at the end of your hair, you almost roll your eyes at this. too charming you could laugh.
“what are you scared of?”
he thinks about this one, taking a moment to relay his thoughts. it wasn’t death, no. he wouldn’t be scared when his time came, he would just hope the people he loves would be okay, that they’d get through it without him.
“becoming one of them.” he nods his head back to the people scuffling about in frilly dresses and skirts around the main party center. “so moral-less, so demanding. so many things i don’t want to be.”
you shake your head now, “i don’t think you could ever be one of them.” to anyone else this would be an insult, being apart of the capitol was little girls and boys dreams. to live so lavishly and carefree. but once you’ve seen it all, you just want to be by the ocean- at peace, unbothered with those who meant the most to you. “you’re much too good for that.”
finnick believes you, it’s like all he’s needed his whole life was your words that had no hint of second meaning. only pure, true, clean. “if it means anything, i know you couldn’t be anyways. no matter how many bows they put in your hair.” he laughs again, that charming chuckle that sends a butterfly to your stomach. “you have a good heart, i hope that it stays that way.”
it’s all so honest , the whole interaction. but you’ve been away from your own party far too long and you’re almost scared to upset people. “i have to go. i’ll see you around, finnick.” his name is foreign to your tongue almost, but its welcome.
finnick then stands quickly, “when will i see you again?” he almost looks worried.
“soon. we live in the same village after all.”
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Cosmere Characters as Hotel Guests
As requested by anon. :)
If Cosmere characters stayed at a hotel that was suspiciously like hotels in our world that I've been too, what would that be like?
1. Kaladin: The one who gets up SUPER early to do things
Kaladin is a morning person, as Shallan realized during their Chasm Field trip. Kaladin is the one up at the crack of dawn, hitting the hotel buffet and then embarking on the 19 tourist destinations he has planned before lunch. Honestly, the hotel barely sees him.
Kaladin: The hotel buffet opens up at 6am?! Kaladin: Wow, talk about burning daylight. Kaladin: Well, maybe there's a coffee shop or something that opens earlier...
2. Lightsong: The one who barely leaves the hotel room
Lightsong knows that the point of a vacation is to lounge.
Lightsong: Scoot, do you think you can call down and ask them to send up some more pillows? Llarimar: You have six pillows already, Your Grace. Lightsong: Yes, but I am trying to create a pillow nest, and right now it lacks structural integrity. Llarimar: ... Llarimar: Right away, Your Grace.
3. Wyndle: The one who is excited by all of the funky hotel decor
I'm thinking in like a Hilton or something, where it's not bad decor, but the hallway carpet is a strange pattern and the painting on the wall is a silver apple on a bed of tulips for some reason.
Wyndle: Wow! LOOK at this chair, mistress! Wyndle: Such a fine and rare specimen! Lift: And just THINK of all the different butts that have sat on it! Wyndle: ... Wyndle: I-I suppose that is a type of enthusiasm...
4. Siri: The one who is delighted by all the little sops and shampoos
I think Siri is someone who appreciates the little things, you know?
Siri: Wow, Vivenna, look! Siri: It's shampoo, but it's TINY! Vivenna: ...Yeah? Siri: It's so CUTE!
5. Vin: The one who wants to steal all the little soaps and shampoos
I mean, it's not actually stealing of course, but if you keep stashing all the little soaps and shampoos in your bag, then they bring you more, and you can end up with quite a few!
Vin: Is it a holdover from my days on the streets, do you think, that I feel such an urge to grab every single one of these tiny hygiene items and stash them in a big pile in my suitcase? Elend (sticking a shower cap and a makeup wipe in his bag): Maybe but then what explains me?
6. Rock: The one who is too excited about the hotel breakfast buffet
Look, I know that Rock can actually cook well and has good taste. But I also know that he loved crunchy soulcast chouta wraps. I just think he'd enjoy the novelty of it.
Rock: This melon, she's so crunchy! Sigzil (wearily): That's because it's not fresh. Or ripe. Rock: It's called texture!
7. Yumi: The one who is excited by having a TV in front of the bed
...It's me. I've never had a TV in a bedroom and I always think it's so fun and novel to have a giant TV that you can watch while in bed. A-And Yumi would be like that too, I'd bet! She loved the Hion Viewers!
Painter: ...At some point, we should probably leave the hotel room. Yumi: Ooooh, another episode of Law and Order is on next!
8. Wayne: The one who tips the cleaning staff well
Most people who tip leave a few dollars. Wayne leaves...more.
Maid 1: This guy took all of the hotel shampoo and left origami ducks in their place... Maid 2: He also tipped each of us $500, so he can be as eccentric as he wants.
9. Sadeas: The one who actually uses the mini bar
I assume that only rich, fashionable people use the very expensive mini bar that exists in some hotel rooms.
Sadeas: [Lounging in the hotel robe and drinking a martini] Sadeas: I bet Dalinar is making instant ramen in his hotel coffee pot or something right now. Ialai: What did I say about daydreaming about Dalinar on our vacation? Sadeas: ... Sadeas: Just saying. I'm fancier.
10. Vasher: The one getting drunk in the hotel bar
He's the one slumped in a corner, radiating darkness.
Vivenna: Aren't hotel drinks a little expensive? Vasher: Eh. Path of least resistance.
11. Steris: The one who sanitizes every item in the hotel room
Listen, Steris read about how the cleaning staff don't have time to clean the remote control or the light switches or things like that. That's why she has those huge boxes of sanitary wipes.
Steris: [ceremonially handing a box of sanitary wipes to each of her kids] Steris: Go, my children! [children yelling in excitement as they start wiping down everything] Wax: This...isn't why we had children, right? Steris: Actions can have multiple reasons.
12. Breeze: The one who orders room service
I mean, Breeze LOVES when other people bring him the food/drink he wants (mostly drink).
Breeze: I think my Soothing is getting even more impressive. Allrianne: Oh? Breeze: Why, I simply spoke through that phone and asked them to bring me up a glass of wine, and they're doing it! All the way from here on the seventh floor! Allrianne: ...It's room service. You pay for that. Breeze: Shhh, let me have this!
13. Vivenna: The one who unpacks fully
We're talking, hanging up all of your shirts, putting socks in the dresser, the whole nine yards. I have a friend like this and it's weird, right?
Vivenna: [humming as she puts all of her socks carefully into a drawer] Siri: [glances over to her own suitcase, which is somehow already a giant pile of clothes] Siri: Strange sometimes to think that we're sisters...
14. Wax: The one charged with a massive cleaning bill
Let's be real: Wax and his team bring massive destruction wherever they go.
Hotel Manager: ... Wax: ... Hotel Manager: ... Wax: ... Hotel Manager: How did a herd of rabid geese even GET into your hotel room?! Wax: I'll just write you a check.
#cosmere#cosmerelists#Kaladin#Vivenna#Siri#Sadeas#Wax#Wayne#Vin#Vasher#Lightsong#Steris#Yumi#Rock#Wyndle#Breeze
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AITA for not eating “properly”?
I (15F) am a VERY picky eater. Because of this I basically eat the same thing every day, a basic mix of chicken and vegetables. I eat every day and always finish my food, so I didn’t think there was a problem with my eating.
Recently my family started eating more “raw” foods which, okay, that’s basically what I was doing with my vegetables anyway. I mean yeah they were salted and mixed together but the crunch is there. And that’s the important part. I love crunchy foods, my pickiness is more about texture than taste. And fresh carrots especially have a really nice crunch to them so I like to savor them.
so what I’ll do is bite them into little pieces and let them drop out of my mouth. It’s not as gross as it sounds, there’s not any spit on them or anything, I’m just breaking them apart. It’s soooooo satisfying.
but my mom hates it. She thinks that it makes “shrapnel” and says it’s disgusting. So I tried eating in another room so she wouldn’t have to watch and she got more mad??? I really don’t understand what her problem is, I still eat it so it’s not like I’m wasting food, I just like to do this as a little treat for myself. I think if she hates it that much she should just stop giving me carrots (but actually no because I really like them).
i think she’s overreacting. I only do it with carrots. Here’s a picture of me to prove that it’s no big deal.
What are these acronyms?
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HL Fic Library 🌲 Stuck in a Cabin Fics
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🌲 Snow by Septic_Styles {M, 70k}
The snow was packed high, completely covering the doorway. Louis reached out to touch it but Harry pulled his arm back in.
"What are you doing?" he hissed.
"It's snow, Harry, not some creature from Mars." Louis rolled his eyes and pressed his index finger to it. It wasn't soft, it was firm and had an almost crunchy texture like the freezing temperature had turned it into ice as the night passed on. It had been sitting there for some time. "Yeah, just as I suspected," Louis said, closing the front door.
"What?"
"We're fucked."
Louis is set to travel thirteen hours up the country to stay with his family at a holiday rental in Edinburgh for Christmas, but when he makes an overnight stop at his cabin in the woods in the Lake District, an unexpected, unlikely face - which Louis has spent all of his teenager and most of his adult years resenting - comes knocking, seeking for help.
Little did they know that the heaviest snowfall England had ever seen would snow the two foes in for a week...
🌲 To the Ends of the Earth by stylinsoncity / @aliensingucci {M, 68k}
During a yearlong hiatus, Louis visits Harry at his cabin in Idaho, where long-buried feelings ignite like the fire keeping them warm.
🌲Take on Me by @haztobegood {E, 60k}
Actor Harry Styles is preparing for his next leadi ng role as Antonius the Gladiator with the help of Louis Tomlinson, Hollywood’s top stunt coordinator. When the demands of Harry’s career get in the way of their training, the pair head to a secluded cabin to complete their training. Then, Louis begins to share senses with Harry. What is causing this mysterious connection and can Louis and Harry figure out how to stop it before they leave the cabin?
🌲 Warming Up to You by @youreyesonlarry {E, 56k}
“I feel you,” Harry nods along as he zips his bag open, carefully pulling out his fancy looking camera before pressing a button to turn it on. “I love taking pictures for a number of reasons, but I think the best part of the whole thing is that I’m able to go through my older pictures and have all these memories from those moments come back to me.”
He puts the camera against his eye and points at Louis, and before the shorter one can even react, he hears a ‘click’, and Harry’s smiling down at the screen of his camera.
“And I don't think I want to forget about the day I got stranded in a cabin with a pretty stranger,” he finishes off.
Prompt 111: Louis and Harry are strangers that somehow got stranded during a blizzard. They find themselves in an abandoned cabin and have to cuddle for warmth. Cuddling leads to much more.
🌲 Cabin Fever by @germericangirl {E, 46k}
“What the fuck is he doing here?“ He asked still looking at him, before he turned back to look at Niall for an answer.
Niall’s mouth fell open and he looked at him with wide eyes "He um changed his mind?“
Harry stared at Niall for a few seconds in silence, before grabbing a bag and walking towards a bedroom without looking at anyone else, slamming the door shut behind himself.
Liam flinched in front of Louis.
“Well I’m happy to see you too.“ Louis mumbled, some of the tension leaving his body. This wasn’t exactly how he thought their first meeting would go. It was quiet for a moment before Louis finally spoke up “Did you seriously not tell him I was coming?“
Or: One cabin, one bed, two ex-boyfriends. What could possibly go wrong?
🌲 Snow Job by @duchesskitty16 {E, 42k}
Harry is a world famous rock star who is closeted and never gives interviews. Louis is a failed novelist and reporter for a gossip magazine that has fallen on hard times. Louis is promised a promotion if he can get the ultimate get - an interview with Harry Styles. Louis finds out that Harry has a mountain cabin near where his friends Zayn and Niall live and heads up to try and meet him. In a twist of fate, Louis has an accident and Harry saves him. Will Louis get his story, or will the fact that he's falling in love change things? Will Harry forgive him when he finds out Louis is lying to him? Will Harry find the courage to come out of the closet and finally be happy?
🌲 too much, but it’s enough by @ohpleaselarry {E, 40k}
There are about a thousand things Louis wishes he could go back in time and fix. A thousand things, and nearly all of them include Harry.
There are the more simple things, like showing him more support, telling him it’s okay to be himself, gently reminding him that a condom in his pocket is rather obvious in skinny jeans, but if he could just choose one thing, just one to change, he’d probably just have told the lad he loves him.
Always has. And always will.
🌲 Something As Simple As This by frenchkiss {E, 34k}
Trapped in a cabin in the middle of nowhere after a blizzard derails Louis from getting home, he and the attractive stranger who owns the place have nothing to do but... well, each other. It would be a real shame if feelings got in the way, and even more of a shame if a secret about this stranger's identity turned both their lives upside down and inside out.
🌲 Etched in Salt (is a cathedral of the world) by @helloamhere {E, 24k}
Louis asks for very few things in life, and they are: to solve cases, to keep bad people from doing their bad things, to get good coffee, to go home to a spacious apartment with nobody else in it, and to manage his stupid telempathy powers with minimal interference. And now he's stuck in a tiny cabin in a snowstorm in the middle of god-awful-nowhere with Harry Styles. Because of course he is.
🌲 you’re the habit that i can’t break by @ohpleaselarry {NR, 24k}
The boys decide to have a belated band reunion, just the five of them. One week, one cabin in the mountains, five boys.
Harry and Louis haven’t spoken sober in a year.
🌲 An Aurora Grove Christmas by @dandelionfairies {T, 17k}
Harry gets lost on his way to St. Louis. The roads are horrid because of the snow and he ends up spinning into a ditch. Lucky for him, he finds a cabin nearby, as well as a cute blue-eyed man who immediately helps him. Unfortunately, his car is stuck for the night, but at least he has a place to stay with Louis. With the snow continuing to fall and another storm front coming through, will he ever make it out of Aurora Grove? Does he even want to?
🌲 The fic where Harry calls Louis an idiot for ten days straight because he is one. by @mercurial-madhouse {M, 16k}
They’ve found the perfect get away from their busy lives as nationally-famous footie player and well-respected restaurant critic, escaping to the isolation of a cabin in the woods where they can simply be Louis and Harry.
If only both were actually here.
A gift forgotten in London, the untameable force of the weather, and the scent of burnt snickerdoodle biscuits find Harry and Clifford pitifully alone and Louis... Where is Louis?
🌲 Darling, Just Hold My Hand by likelarry {E, 10k}
Louis and Harry decide to spend a week at a skii resort with their families during the Christmas holidays.
On Christmas night, Harry goes into labor but the family gets snowed in which forces him to give birth in the cabin in the middle of nowhere.
Luckily, his husband is a surgeon who can help.
🌲 heaps of blankets by gemma {E, 7k}
You know when you and the one you love go for a not-so-adventurous adventure? And you do everything that's crazy, everything you want and just enjoy each other's company? That's Harry's plan when he rents a cabin at a resort in the mountains for him and Louis.
🌲 Orchids by talasArchivesx / @talasarchive {M, 7k}
“Do you find me sensible yet?” Twenty-two letters and six words, yet it lingers on Louis’ mind like an old song playing from a worn cassette. Such a memory holds so much significance it visits Louis’ mind every unsuspecting moment.
The words are a dreamy reminder of such precious seconds of his life.
A story about losing against the drifting tide, and finally coming home; featuring a cabin, winter blizzard and “one bed”.
🌲 Let It Snow by @jaerie {E, 6k}
With a blizzard approaching, Louis planned to spend his birthday with a drink and a good book. In his self exile at his remote cabin, he never expected a poorly dressed stranger to show up shivering and covered in snow. He also didn’t expect to have one of his best birthdays on record.
🌲 wish i knew how to break this spell by eleadore {E, 6k}
Maybe it should be more of a surprise to open the door and find Harry wrapped up in about a dozen blankets, face pink from the cold and soft from sleep. It isn’t.
Harry, Louis, and a cabin. It's cold outside.
🌲 Strange Trails by bananazine {G, 4k}
After one of Harry Style's third-years lost their favourite hat on a class hike, Harry goes back the next day to retrieve it. To his demise, a downpour of rain strikes, forcing him to search for shelter. He runs without a stop towards the nearest clearing and his prayers get answered when he sees an old hunting cabin. With trepidation slowing his steps, he finally makes it towards the presumably vacant cabin. Though, to be polite, he knocks, only to be faced by the bluest eyes he has ever seen.
🌲 (not) driving home for christmas by BeautifulWisdom / @justanotherghostblr {T, 3k}
Spending the holidays alone at his cabin, driving through a snowstorm Harry hits an animal. He takes the large dog back to his cabin to see if he can keep it alive until the storm breaks and he can get to a vet. Colour him surprised and woefully unprepared when said dog turns into a very bloody and very naked man.
#ficrec#hlcreators#hljournal#hltracks#trackinghome#trackinghappily#tracksintheam#hlsource#1dsource#1dficvillage#beautifulwisdom#bananazine#eleadore#jaerie#talasarchivesx#gemma#likelarry#mercurialmadhouse#dandelionfairies#ohpleaselarry#helloamhere#frenchkiss#duchesskitty16#germericangirl#youreyesonlarry#haztobegood#stylinsoncity#septicstyles
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