#Yaretzi HFTH

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Best QPR Ship Group 1 Round 3

[laroldtheheralddd]

Hey I finally animated something!

This is a bit rough around the edges but I wanted to do something short and simple since I haven’t put something like this together in awhile. I’ve definitely learned a lot about the process for these sort of things and will definitely be doing more animations/animatics in a future.

Stole this from the infamous “hfth as vines” video, might even illustrate more of those clips at some point

Of course I want to finish another project first 🙃

Consider this a sneak peak, it’s only a gif but it’s gonna have some more complicated rendering then my previous animation

Edit: it’s done now!

See ya soon!

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Day 4 of @tmaappreciationweek : Crossovers (TMAxHFTH)

I just think Jmart should meet some of the hallowoods folks

[broockksss]

This is a bit old and i always forget to post herer so ermrmm

From EP 40

ON A LIGHTER NOTE MORT AND FAMILYYY <333 also from awhile ago

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3

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Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods):

Hot werewolf lady

HEY NOW! Yaretzi is a hot post apocalyptic monster hunting LESBIAN space werewolf lady who is in a relationship with a space vampire literally just called The Countess, who is herself in a long feud with Dracula, who runs a biker gang.

She runs a magical hotel with her queer platonic life partner, a renegade demon who gives off exceptional queer vibes.

Together they are raising their adopted child, who is a decaying human skeleton inside a 9 foot tall suit of monster slaying power armor. He, in turn, is taking care of his pet seagull, who is a zombie. Also the seagull is simultaneously both one bird and an entire flock of zombie seagulls.

Anyway, Yaretzi has been hunting monsters for her star god for a very long time, and she is hot and deserves to win.

Werewolf who made a pact with a star deity to kill conquistadors

Spends centuries hunting demons and eating their hearts

Guides the only demon she failed to kill into a sense of his own personhood, adopted a son together, then started dating one of her traditional ancient enemies (hot vampire lady)

Smokey growly voice, grows huge when she transforms, fierce and loving and terrifying

Hera (Wolf 359):

I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT

my digital wife <3

oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!

[xyzikxyz]

i love painting portraits it is genuinely such a fun way to experiment with style! speaking of style shout out to yaretzi hfth the most stylish podcast werewolf [ID: a digital, fully colored painting of Yaretzi from Hello from the Hallowoods Yaretzi is an androgynous woman of Nahua/Mexica decent with brown, hyperpigmented skin, thick dark wavy hair with the side of her head shaved, and glowing gold eyes with black sclera. She’s wearing a collared, off-white shirt with brown leather suspenders with gold clips. She has gold gauges, a gold nose ring, and a simple gold labret piercing. She is smiling softly. /End ID]

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A List of some Oddly Specific things I love about Polly's return in episode 41 of HFTH because he's my favorite character and I don't know what to do with this obsession

Polly standing on top of the game table WHILE a game of cards is in progress

The imagery of charred poker cards fluttering in every direction is *chef's kiss*

HIS HORNS ARE NOT ONLY SHOWING THEY'RE BURNING (He's not worried about the Industry anymore!)

Messy hair [he doesn't care about being so perfect and stiff :)]

His eyes shining (once again, he's not worried about the Industry anymore and is actually showing his emotions and doesn't feel bad about it!)

*bows to the people whose card game he interrupted while STILL on the table*

"Did you miss me?"

Mort wanting to flip a table and hug Polly (same bud, same) but he can't so he just bounces happily in his chair (stims <3)

Yaretzi hugging Polly so hard that she knocks someone over and lifts Polly off the ground

"Unhand me, you're ruining my grand entrance!" (and he laughed this, I don't think he's ever laughed before bc he was so stiff and professional)

'Polly descended the table with a hop'

The "Totally Not Gay" way of sitting by draping himself over a chair. I don't even know what that looks like.

"I'm so happy to find you both... alive," (Same Polly, same)

Polly being shooketh to his very core that a bird was useful for once

"WhAt Do yOu HAvE tHaT's PiNk?"

"In the morning, I'll have an existential crisis and a hangover," (This is now my favorite Polly quote, and I can't wait to use it in everyday conversation)

And last but not least, THEY'RE A FAMILY. finally :))))

Something bad's gonna happen now, isn't it.

[broocksz]

ANIMAL ASSIGNING HFTH CHARERCTERS!!!

credit for my friend @eskiinox for helping me with basically all of them

Percy: ferret/possum? It still doesn't feel quite right but that's what we came up with

Diggory: hedgehog, I can't get the image of a 7 foot tall hedgehog out of my brain

Lady Ethel: white tiger AND in the dream world mixed with a spider so think like bunch of spiders arms coming from the back and note: she'd make her strips more swirly in the dreaming world

Jonah: penguin?? That's the first thing that came to mind idk

Hector: black bear? Any hairy hunting animal really

Polly: peacock definitely

Yaretzi: already wolf so

Mort: IM NOT SURE but like bear???? If you have suggestions please EDIT: LOBSTER HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EALIER OMG DJHSBS

Riot: angry hamster or a racoon

Clara: a bunny with her ears back or a cool specific bird or smtg

Friday: crowww or raven if we wanna separate omen ig

Big Mikey: like a huge ass dog

The director: owl definitely but not only like how people think owls are smart also how they're hunters

Zelda: GOOSE or a lizard but she is quite a silly goose so

[lorientours]

Never before have I wished I could draw so much. What is Yaretzi wearing? Also hehe terrible coparent duo taking their child to the mall. I love them so much.

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Hallowoods Favourite Character shown down: Round Five

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Best QPR Ship Group 1 Round 2

[laroldtheheralddd]

Everyone loves tail Polly but we have to give some love for Yaretzi too, they can be tail buddies (sorry mort you can’t be included here)

Version without text under the cut

Also an appearance of Polly without his jacket since the tail usually gets hidden when he’s wearing it

Feel free to use this for stuff if you want just be sure to give credit

Aw man forgot the sparkles and text were on the same layer, maybe I’ll add a third version with the sparkles but without the text later

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For @wordsintimeandspace

Happy 3rd Hauntiversary!!💜💜

[biwonderland98]

Do you think Mx. Wellman knows how utterly terrifying this episode description is????

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2024 Preliminaries — Hello From The Hallowoods

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[bluejayblueskies]

some polly posse patches, made for helen for the haunt content exchange! ID in alt text 💜