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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 1 year ago
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3
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Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods):
Hot werewolf lady
HEY NOW! Yaretzi is a hot post apocalyptic monster hunting LESBIAN space werewolf lady who is in a relationship with a space vampire literally just called The Countess, who is herself in a long feud with Dracula, who runs a biker gang.
She runs a magical hotel with her queer platonic life partner, a renegade demon who gives off exceptional queer vibes.
Together they are raising their adopted child, who is a decaying human skeleton inside a 9 foot tall suit of monster slaying power armor. He, in turn, is taking care of his pet seagull, who is a zombie. Also the seagull is simultaneously both one bird and an entire flock of zombie seagulls.
Anyway, Yaretzi has been hunting monsters for her star god for a very long time, and she is hot and deserves to win.
Werewolf who made a pact with a star deity to kill conquistadors
Spends centuries hunting demons and eating their hearts
Guides the only demon she failed to kill into a sense of his own personhood, adopted a son together, then started dating one of her traditional ancient enemies (hot vampire lady)
Smokey growly voice, grows huge when she transforms, fierce and loving and terrifying
Hera (Wolf 359):
I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT
my digital wife <3
oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!
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