#Ya'LL I'M GoiNG ThrU iT

[derrydyyke]

to those of u who actually read the thing i posted today;

first of all: im srry

second of all: should i make a part two? 👀

[alola03]

how it feels wanting to talk about my danganronpa s/i but not being able to because I don't want to spoil anyone

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Idk thsi sound bit odd but after finding out about the pygmy marmosets monkey I CANNOT STOP thinking about wukong having an tiny s/o like holding into your hand small......

And if any of ya'll think that would be weird want yall to remember these two (they are other examples but this the one i remember the easiest lol)

So like headcanons below cuz I been craving monke content like this ngl:

Tw: height difference, reader's a tiny money, slight blood & gore mention, wukong being the violent protective husband he is <33333

Ok so like.....tiny bitsy monke s/o..........

I'm not sure if I wan reader to be a pygmy marmosets or to be able to transform into one. Think both ideas would be neat so gonna try to include both here (keeping vague)

You on his shoulder most of the time, I can imagen the monkeys/ other people having to double check cuz boy you easy to miss XDDDDDD

honestly you could walk if you wanted butwukong prefers it when your close to him, gets bit pouty if u do decide to hop off and go your own feet

Lol everyone would be looking at him weird cuz my guy why's your lover the size of your palm?????? wukong would just shut them or tell them to mind their own bussiness

WAIT THESE YOU TWO MSJNSJDNSKJNDJSDNKSBDHBSHBSJDDHDBHJBDCSHGVCH

he likes to gently pass his fingers thru your furr when he's in deep thot

either him calling you his little treasure or the one we know the most Peaches (any other names r welcome)

spoils you, makes sure to bring the most gorgeous fabrics so that his monkey's make you custom clothing, honestly he wants you to shine, gotta make sure everyone knows who has stolen the kings heart

him with the joke that you actually took since you would be able to enter his rib cage and grab his heart if u wanted (he jokes but feel like he would let u if u asked tho.....)

OH OH WAIT What if you could like change you size???? like i know i mentioned transforming but I just thot monkey reader who can change her size to the actually size of the pygmy marmoset?????

(feel like you would still be pretty small but gon leave that up to you)

Ya'll fucking up with people by using your height to your advantage, like sneaking up to others or getting into tight spaces for you to hide

Has wukong smashed heads at anyone who talks bad behind your back? Yes and he will fucking do it again

there was once where he was about to break seller's neck cuz the idiot dare to grab you by the tail cuz he thot you were trying to steal his merchandise when you werent even in his shop, the assholes a hater like that smh

you managed to keep wukong from endidng the guy's life in the middle of the crowd but pretty sure the duede had to change his clothes afterwards skskskskskskskk

[kill4luvina]

"Mami, only me okay?"

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Gangster!Luffy x Plug!Reader

Summary : Luffy is a Loyal costumer and only smokes what you give him and during ya'll smoking sesh you just happen to get a little touchy.

Warning : SMUT, Luffy's hispanic idc, high & tired/sleepy sex, luffy calls reader "mami", not proofread, lazy writing but it kinda ate hear me out.

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"I'm obsessed with you in a way I can't believe—But I'm not a random guy, I'm different"

Luffy isn't the type of guy to really care where he's getting food as long as it's good, and he use to be like that with his weed too until he met you. Thru a friend of a friend, and ever since then he's been obsessed with you and your products. Always complimenting you whenever he'd come over to get pick up his order, sometimes spending extra time with you smoking & always making you die laughing.

"Hey Y/n" Luffy would smile standing at your door, it was bout 11:30 pm, and you had asked him if he wanted to smoke about 5 minutes ago and just happened to be already on his way. For the first time in the few months you've known luffy he calmly entered your house. "You okay?" You'd ask him and he'd nod his head yes sitting heading up to your room as you just followed behind him.

You'd watch luffy take off his red bape jacket off tossing it on your dresser leaving him in just a black T, sweat pants and his black and red jordan 4's. Now sitting on your bed he'd pull out his vape hitting it a few times pulling out his phone to open tiktok. Rolling your eyes because this nigga just walked up in here like he owned it. You pick of the blunt you had just rolled lighting it as you hit it once passing it to him before laying on your bed also watching tiktok.

The both of you kept the rotation going smootly, a silly thought going through your mind as you start laughing. Luffy, already so far gone starts laughing too. "Mami, I'm hungry.." He'd say after his laugher died down. "aight, lemme doordash something whatchu want?" you'd ask noticing his red braces as he smiled starting to list everything he wanted from the restaurant you deiced to order from. "Nigga you fat as shit.." You looked at the price of 135, and back at him as he pulled his shirt up showing up you a straight 6 pack.

"how tf--" You'd question shocked subconsciously reaching to touch his abs, as your hands slowly roll down until they reach his waistband make you pull away quickly when you realized. You quickly turn away continuing to finish up your order trying to pretend that never happened as luffy's eyes stayed on you. Poor boy got completely hard just from that thinking you were teasing him as he just ended up taking off his shirt. You'd look over noticing as your eyes wandering down the chest admiring the tattoo's he had holding yourself back from trying to feel up on him.

"Mami? touch me again.." He'd say noticing you hesitate to even look, giving you a goofy smile making you feel comfortable as you moved closed to him resting your hand on his chest. You'd bring your face close to his and he quickly kissed you catching you completely off guard. Eye's softening as you allowed yourself to melt into the kiss feeling as if you two were one. As if for a moment both your souls were connected, or maybe it was just the weed hitting you harder then you expected.

Feeling yourself becoming more emotionally venerable wanting to become apart of him, not even feeling close enough as he pulled you into his lap kissing you deeper. "Luffy!" You'd moan randomly feeling his fingers rub against your cunt through your pink skims shorts. "Yes mami?" he'd huff resting his head in the crook of your neck, eye low as if he was about to fall asleep. "Can we fuck?" He'd mumble bluntly as you were also not fully their nodding your head yes.

Not even waiting he was shifting his hips into you dry humping and whimpering into your neck, slowly just enjoying the small moment. For once you felt present in the moment as if there was no future or past and it was only now. Wanting to stay here forever with him, in this position knowing it wasn't just the weed speaking or acting. Luffy would finally slip your shorts off and panties off in on go before laying you down on the bed and eating you out, and god he ate you out I'm talking he gave you the sloppiest head ever and even with braces that you totally forgot existed.

Your head would fall back as your toes curled cumming all over his tongue and face, as he licked it all up bring his head up kissing your neck as you tried to catch your breath. "So pretty.." He'd whisper into your neck leaving hickeys as he position himself taking his sweet time to enter, tears welling up in your eyes as you felt yourself get stretched. "S-So, Big-" You'd moan holding onto him as he kissed your tears away.

Noticing that you were ready he's slowly start moving giving you long deep strokes giving you kisses on the cheek as he whispered sweet nothing in your ear, telling you how pretty you are, and how much he loved you. Making you feel butterflies wanting to just stay like this forever with him as he started to pick up his pace. "l-love you too!" you'd moan feeling him hit your g-spot making you cream just at the way he looked down at you. Feeling him slow down, pulling about to finish on his own feeling your hands on him.

"So good for me" He'd say making you smile at him getting down on your knees starting to jerk him off with your tongue out, eye contact making him weak as he came as soon as you kissed his tip. "Love u so much, only want you okay?" Luffy would say come down giving you a kiss as you nodded. The door bell would ring, and in seconds luffy was dressed and down the stairs to get his food almost completely forgetting about you.

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(YALL GIVE ME IDEAS SO I CAN PRACTICE WRITING MOREE)

[elrielffs]

This is the only fandom that INSIST their head canons and what they desire HAVE to happen.

What happened to crack ships?

What happened to enjoying fanfic?

Here's the thing. No one cares what you ship. No one cares what you want to happen. No one cares about how you view certain things.

It's THE INSISTENCE that rubs.

You like Neris? Okay, but stop insisting Cassian is gonna die or Nesta is gonna reject the bond. Enjoy Neris fanfiction, commission Neris fanart but DON'T back track thru the books to cherry pick sentences out of context to fit your narrative. Don't INSIST on what you FEEL is going to happen IS going to happen and everyone is else dumb cause you've picked up the CRUMBS.

You think Rhysand and the IC are evil? Okay, but SJM obviously did not write with that intent so stop INSISTING they are because YOU don't agree with what they do and you FEEL they are evil.

You like Tamlin/Eris? Great, everyone has their fans, it's not right or wrong but stop INSISTING they didn't do anything bad actually and everything they did was justified. If you like a character fine but like them with all their flaws instead of trying to excuse it or sweep it under the rug. (Also Nesta fans...)

I just don't get why people have this INSISTENCE on what THEY want to happen or how THEY interpret a scene/character rather than what IS happening in the books is that AHA correct one and the rest of the fandom "just doesn't get it?" You don't like the way the story is going? Then stop reading the series.

Stop trying to Frankenstein sentences out of context and fanfiction you've read and confused for canon into a narrative that suits what YOU want to happen.

I get I have bias as well but I only came to that bias BECAUSE OF WHERE THE BOOKS ARE OBVIOUSLY LEADING US. If you have to go back thru a book to find scenes to support what YOU want to happen rather than coming to that conclusion naturally--that should tell you something.

The disregard for canon, the narrative twisting, the sentences out of context, the "well I FEEL", I just don't understand.

There are a BILLION books for the tropes ya'll want yet a portion of this fandom wants to come in and twist THIS book series to get what THEY want when it's readily available somewhere else.

Idk man, I just feel like all this is setting the series up for failure. After 4 years and radio silence, no matter what happens, everyone's gonna be disappointed in one or another and it just makes me sad, frustrated, angry---because this series doesn't deserve people who obviously don't like it to pick it apart and put it back together in their mind to set up for a huge disappointment for themselves cause they didn't like where the books are going.

I know someone's gonna be like "BUT THIS APPLIES FOR ELRIEL TOO" and gentle reader, I'm going to touch your hand when I say this, whether or not Elriel end up together in the end or not, they have clearly been set up to have a story together in some capacity. They have multiple scenes together, other characters have pointed out something weird between them, the bc had a scene where they almost fucked in a hallway--

You don't have to read power point presentations on "ACTUALLY ELRIEL IS CANON CAUSE CASSIAN ORGASMS IS DESCRIBED LIKE MUSIC AND MUSIC IS MATE LANGUAGE" its CLEARLY written on page.

They have canon scenes--other couples do not. Just look at the recent fanart debacle. People HAVE to come up with happy scenes for the other couples because NONE exist in the books for these couples. Elriel's don't have to twist the narrative cause the narrative is there. You don't have to like it, you don't have to ship it, you don't have to think their endgame, but it's there, sorry.

[all-pacas]

still playing metaphor obsessively and

first of all, if any of ya'll like the persona games, play this. it is so fucking atlus. it is fantasy jrpg persona. it has social links and everything but it's so good. it has a legitimately great battle/job system - i'm finding i need to swap my class/party comp constantly and that's really cool, it does fun things with persona tropes like the calendar system (you have to account for travel times now!), it's so fun to play

but also oh man the story!!!! it's not what i expected but it's so atlus. it's literally just politics: the game. what makes a good king, the game. and it's dark as shit, too. one party member is the requisite orphan with a doomed town. another is a grieving parent.

INDIRECT SPOILERS THRU SOIREE:

the big bad villain louis kills the king in the opening cutscene, but he's a utilarian, he's the only one who isn't racist, who believes in treating people equally. and yes, he kills people. and he killed stohl's parents indirectly and admits it and doesn't care because it's for the greater good. he's fascinating. i love what the game is setting up here. making you ask if he has a point

the game goes hard on the fantasy racism, too. like it's a fairly common trope in games but no, this isn't glossed over. the party member's dead child was murdered brutally by racists. discrimination is everywhere. the protagonist can't go five feet without being looked down on. the system is so corrupt, the guards are corrupt, minorities are just straight up killed, and so it goes back to evil louis and like! huh! maybe the old king should have been killed! huh!

also i met a minor minor character named Roger the Libertarian and i don't know why but that made me laugh

[mushr00m-te4]

Free toes <3

For you lot, some art from ghostbur and my halloweeen cos/play? Idk I dressed in my normal clothes

The face paint is just extra

Anyway art

Apologies for the bird dog lol(were everywhere)& sorry for the face reveal I'm going thru it and idc what ya'll see

[championsleagve]

so...yesterday I mentioned a job offer at the Toyota dealership and i'm probably going to accept it. valid points on job details:

$15 an hour ( I get OT - 50 hours if I want to. plus commission and bonuses each month )

way better hours. ( 8-5, Monday thru Friday and work 8-12pm only 1 saturday a month )

i get a dealership vehicle to drive. it's a Tacoma.

i mean...ya'll I currently make $13 an hour..and sure I hit OT sometimes but...I work ALL the time with no days off hardly.... so yeah...think they got me with this offer. and it's an easy job. it's in the service department. all I would do is schedule , warranty and recalls. also filing.

[silviakundera]

Joy of Life Episode 12 and 13 liveblogging

This is my first watch, so don't tell me secrets ;)

A lot of sweet romance stuff. These two do have a very warm chemistry together. It already feels like they've known each other awhile. As the viewer you do believe that they like each other very much.

Now that the idiotic forced misunderstanding is over, I can relax my blood feud. Go forth, my children, and be logical!

ML owes his family SO MANY APOLOGIES for the bullshit he put them thru about this idiocy. It bet it's not over, but at least everyone knows who everyone is now

Hmmmm should I be suspicious about this cold medicine?

If FL wants to get out of this mess she's gonna have to work mom a lot better.

hmmmmm on Si Lili's boat, "that monster??" The white garbed swordswomen? Intriguing.

That FL is lucky. You put me in the past and I could plagiarize at least 5 Supernatural novels but I could do NOTHING for tuberculosis.

What trouble is Sil Lili in and how will ML get her out of it?

....guys do u think all this cutsie time at home for assassin bro Teng Zijing is to make it more sad when mom & kid die horribly ?🤔😶

Look I'm not gonna start lying to ya'll, I don't care about that mom & kid's life or death other than intellectual curiosity and plot reasons.

THE BOX IS OPEN. 🤘🤘🤘🤘

It's.... just a dude with bad hair?

A "Level 8 Master", whatever that means. I'm sure it's a very impressive wuxia ranking.

ML's plan is just to return to the country and tbh that's a good plan, I can't argue with facts

Episode 13

Second Prince's cup breaks... Poison, omen, or badly glazed cookware? 🤔

Oh they're traveling down the street where he beat up the Crown Prince's person and now they're reminiscencing about how great meeting each other was. And just a few scenes ago Assassin bro joked about how he'll run away and leave ML in a fight. I am DROWNING IN FORESHADOWING I CAN'T BREATHE

The knives in coat move returns!

Epic wuxia battles. This is where we could really use Uncle Wu

The 2 bros are not gonna abandon each other 😢

The mountain of foreshadowing's prophesy is fulfilled

ML is super upset about his bro and goes wuxia nuclear

"Tell him to wake up." 😭😭 I really thought we had another 10 episodes before he died tragically

No way, kill the Level 8 master. This is dumb, don't leave your enemy alive. Investigate another way.

Ok WAS it the CP.... Or hear me out, was it the Second Prince who set this up to get ML irrevocably on his side?

Second Prince even knows he's my suspect

Si Lili also a suspect tbh. Too bad if so, friendship CANCELLED

(But let's not forget about Princess Royal)

Loser brother and step mom should give him hugs. They're so worried ❤

awwww even the dad is broken up about this

"Tell me about him" -> ok 🍗 girl said exactly the right thing. As much as I hated this ship in the the earlier episodes, the screenwriter is doing a good job with it now. In every scene, you do sense the liking they have for each other

Fan Xian was his family too! I'm gonna cry

LMAO both Crown Prince and Second Prince are exactly the same.

See I told Fan Xian to just kill the Level 8 guy. Now he's being released like we're in fucking Gotham.

Lord Zhu is the actor who just did the emperor on Blossoms in Adversity! (Hello! Sorry you got bug eyes as an acting partner!)

How much do you want to be that whomever plotted this was well aware of the politics angle with Northern Qing?

Ok ok guys guys guys guys I have a solution to this The Killer's Going Free problem! ML needs to ask his poisioner mentor to murderate him - after he's crossed the boundry!

No? You're gonna kill him in public, because the Inspection Board's operations are above the law? O.....kay. I mean I get the angle but tbh I still would have gone with a secret poisoning.

[magicalmysteryperson]

OK OK SEVERAL QUESTIONS FOR THE MONKEY MOVIE‼️‼️

What was your favourite song? And what was ur favourite song choreography?

Did you know about Robbie before the movie or have you just gotten into his music? And out of all of his songs, which one is ur fav?

OK THAT'S IT WITH THE QUESTIONS!! I HOPE YOURE HAVING A NICE DAY :DD

Ok, some basic ones. Alright.

I was expecting someone to yeet some of the more crazier questions at me, but starting off simple is a good place to start. Easier to swallow.

-What was your favourite song?

What, from the movie? Dude that's like asking me who my favorite kid is.

Buuuuuut if you insist, I'm gonna say either Rock DJ, Let Me Entertain You, Something Beautiful, or She's the One, since those are songs that I love coming back to. My Way's also really good too. As is Come Undone. And Feel. And Angels. And Relight my Fire. And I Found Heaven. And Land of a Thousand- YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??

-And what was ur favourite song choreography?

Rock DJ's choreography is freaking amazing, and don't even get me STARTED on the absolute insanity that is Let Me Entertain You.

I could write a goddamn essay about how much shit is crammed in this movie. I really could. Especially during the shit leading up to Knebworth and, of course, FREAKING KNEBWORTH. Hence me saying "hey! ya'll wanna ask questions about the movie with me??"

-Did you know about Robbie before the movie or have you just gotten into his music?

I've answered this question twice, actually! (Too lazy, didn't click: British mutual recommended me two songs a while back. This helped me get familiar with the guy... and eventually find the trailer and by extension his entire discography.)

-And out of all of his songs, which one is ur fav?

Ok, I think this one involves the whole discography.

Truth be told, I have yet to completely tackle every single song this man had ever wrote (I shudder at thinking of trying to go back to "Rudebox")

I will hand out a list of songs off the top of my head that I always come back to, though, as well as hyperlink some songs that have or have not made cameos in the movie:

-Rock DJ

-Let Me Entertain You

-Something Beautiful

-I Found Heaven

-Relight my Fire

-Could it Be Magic

-Do What You Like

-Apache

-Monsoon

-Forever Texas

-Supreme

-Let Love Be Your Energy

-Karma Killer

-Man Machine

-Cursed

-Strong

-No Regrets

-Ego Agogo

-Life Thru a Lens

-Millennium

-Hot Fudge

-It's Only Us

-The Heavy Entertainment Show

-Candy

-The Flood

-Kidz

-Wait

-Happy Now

-Beyond the Sea

This list may start expanding if I find more gems.

Anyway, thanks for asking!

[my-name-is-bunnyfoxy]

Anyone else feel like 2012 Mikey (should have) ended up having trust issues or even potential abandonment issues?

The kid has been betrayed by his idol who he thought was his best friend. He lost Leatherhead for a while in Dimension X and in the episode when they go into dimension X we get a short montage of all the memories Leatherhead and Mikey had together. Kind of just show casing how much their friendship really means to Mikey. He saw his father die multiple times as well. He had to leave and abandon his home and friends he had in New York when the invasion of the Kraang happened. He was again betrayed by another friend of his, Napoleon the frog mutant and even though they did reconcile I'm sure that still upset Mikey. He was AGAIN betrayed by his friend, when Mondo secretly led him into a trap and was captured by Fishface and forced to partake in a race. Again like Napoleon, they did reconcile. He had to yet again abandon his home when the earth got destroyed by the Triceratons. While we do tend to talk a lot about Mona betraying Raph, technically, both Mona and Sal betrayed all of their friends including Mikey. I don't know- I just feel like all of them were upset by the betrayal and not just Raph. He kind of also got betrayed by his two favorite comic book heroes. I forgot the episode this happened but I feel like some kind of betrayal happened I don't know. Mikey has also witnessed his brothers die or almost get killed several times. So something tells me he could also have potential separation anxiety and wouvs to not let his brothers get hurt or to see them die again.

What I'm trying to say is, I feel like Mikey should have maybe had a hard time trusting people in the series. I feel like by season 4 or 5 he should have. Maybe like have him be defensive, constantly giving a look at people he hasn't known that well, or just keeping his distance. Because he is afraid he will become friends with them, become close and even maybe attached to them and they out of nowhere pull up a betrayal. Like this boy has had enough. He doesn't wanna go thru a loop hole over and over again and feel like he is trapped in a time loop.

Seriously, I want ya'll to prove me wrong on this. I dare you to.

[definitelynuwonhere]

Redacted-tober day 1: Vincent

I was gonna draw for this, but I'm tired asf. So we're doing summit headcanons or wishes since apparently it might not end well *knocks on wood*

-Before going in William will meet both Lovely and him outback to give Lovely their crown. Which HE will now be stealing from them soon.

-He will be introduced to Milo. They will hit it off. And they will have a contest strutting their stuff.

-Instead of dreading the constant greetings he has to do, he just turns them into open opportunities to show off Lovely.

-Ok ya'll know the "Please. We saved half the universe together, I think we're beyond you calling me 'sir'" Line from No Way Home. That's him and David. It doesn't matter who is who, it both works.

-Istg this man tries everything in his power to get a reaction out of Sam, every time he's conversing with some old vamp. Whether that is mocking his cold expression or taunting how he isn't the one in his position. (Sam gets payback dw)

-Ok so halfway thru the night, Tank and Lovely hit it off pretty well, both menaces, so it wasn't a surprise. Since Lovely and Vincent planned to dip anyway, they asked Sam and Tank to tag along. Yes it had to take some convincing but Samuel couldn't say no to THREE puppy dog eyes (I know only one of them is a shifter, but yk what i mean) All four of them went to Dairy Queen, Vincent originally driving before Sam made him pullover so he could take the wheel. Milo wanted to come but when Tank had proposed the idea to him, he caught a glimpse of David giving him a death glare, so he stayed.

[webslingingslasher]

Oh my god bestie my heart is in my stomach right now. I can’t find this fic anymore https://webslingingslasher.tumblr.com/post/695649522400018432/smokin-me-out

If you deleted it for some reason that’s fine I just wanted to let you know. I was going to re-re-re-re-read and I couldn’t find it so just in case you don’t know about it. Again if you deleted it that’s totally fine. I’m gonna miss it tho. You are so talented bestie fr. You do you tho.

NKSUBWFKE E

I'M SO SORRY THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS IN THIS MESSAGE IS TAKING ME OUT 😭😭😭

'Oh my god bestie my heart is in my stomach right now.'

'If you deleted it for some reason that’s fine'

'I was going to re-re-re-re-read'

'Again if you deleted it that’s totally fine.'

'I’m gonna miss it tho'

'You do you tho.'

😭😭😭 bestie went thru all the grief here. ummm, i didn't delete her, i just put it on private. idk, i felt like it wasn't good but i've had a few messages about it being taken away like damn, i didn't know ya'll rode like that.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hello, i'm cheese anon's evil (not really) alter ego, theorist anon and i've come here to tell you my theory or uhh... actually personal hc of what happend to bruno (headcanons are like theorys but less fancy shut >:[), (i tweaked it a bit to fit your context just a tad better as i have some ideas with how you portrayed bruno (or well part of him))

SO. First of all i have to say i liked the uniform you gave bruno, very cute tbh, but more than pizzeria it's giving ice cream or candy shop thb, not that is a bad thing just saying so uhh fuck it pizzeria no more he runs an ice cream shop now in me mind

OK WITH THAT OUT THE WAY NOW WE FR THIS TIME.

Ok so. Once upon a time this italian guy called Bruno runed an ice cream shop with his wife, pizzahead saw how succesful they were on their own and said "shiiid imma need that" so he made a deal with the happy couple. BUT then he tried to bribe and trick them into giving up pretty much all rights to uhh.. i don't have a name for the ice cream shop actually lmao, just think of amything. anyways, they said no bc the ice cream shop was something they hold very dear to them, they have been saving for this for literal years and risked it all to get it running so who would want to give it all out like that really? But pisshead can't accept a no for an answer so what did he did? He just killed them in the spot. If they aren't gonna sing these papers might as well just kill the guys so they stop growing you know? He cannot afford ANY sort of competition (even tho he sells horrible pizzas and they are a fucking ice cream shop). But then he realizes "shit i fucked up imma get sued" so he just tried to recreate bruno using his brain as a base, couldn't replicate the wife tho, he accidentally shot her in the brain without thinking he would have to clone her too oops.

Anyways they go thru the cloning process but uh oh the clone isn't perfect, guy doesn't even remember who he was. The solution? Lie that they sold their shop and flew out the country with the money without telling anyone, aslo they changed their numbers you cannot find them ^-^. Btw the shop closed down literal months after he "acquired" the shop, the ice cream was bad it tasted like pizza :(.

That gets us to today, pizzahead now found some new guy to torment and since he had the clone laying around he just kind of managed to make it change looks so it can look like peppino and then used them as a boss on his tower.

Ok i'm done talking :] hope you like this mess of a theory imma go, cheese bitch wants to take control again mkay bye was a plessure to speak to ya'll <3

(Ohohoho, Theorist Anon! What a delight to read!

I cannot confirm nor deny your theory, but I will say that part of it is pretty spot-on! And it's generally an interesting story regardless!

Just some silly and goofy pizza man absolutely snapping and killing a couple bc he's a jealous bitch, and then he goes 'whoopsie daisy' and remakes one of them, and uses them to torment another guy??? Incredible

If dear Cheese Anon allows you to return, I'd love to read any more theories you have! (And I will continue to smugly grin as I do not confirm nor deny them)

ALSO, I totally get the ice cream shop vibes from the outfit, not intentional, but it is very funny to imagine Pizzahead taking over a non-pizza related place and making bad pizzas or pizza-flavoured ice cream!

Who knows! Maybe the tower warped Bruno's Ice Cream to Bruno's Pizza, bc it is Pizza tower and not Ice Cream tower hehe

Also, Pep does love ice cream, but that's maybe unrelated!)

[zillytr0llcl0wnz]

!!TW: SELFHARM N POSSESIVE SHI!!

Omigosh it's time

IT'S TIME FOR THE LORE AND INFO❗❗🗣️

Alrr sooo likee

Sum of ya'll know Vivian n who she is(i think)

But anywayz

She's like mentally ill and has anger issues idk

Everytime she sees Johnny or someone she likes she goes like: "OMIGOSH HII HIIHIII HOW R UUU HAIIII HAIIIAA HIII !!1 >w<"

And will yap abt her fanfics(+ hyperfixations)

Not to mention that her bitch-azz is delusional af like

Girlie thinks that dih mf will fall for her🙏😭😭(and does somehow)

Btw her autistic buttcrack goes INSANE when she sees Johnny w/ another girl(also idfk how to draw Claire from memory i'm sorry😿)

But she only wants to keep this mf to herself

And nothing else.

Uhh,, not-so funfact that uhh

She does infact selfharm when she's sad over sum stupid shi and all that Johnny obssesion

Well not always stupid stuff

Cuz she's been going thru alot rn(collage n shi)

And for the lore

Uh

Well uhh,,

Her whiny poosayy grew up in a house where her mom does weed and crack while her dad kept hookin up w/ different monsters idk

She was quite and shy at the time cuz,,

Y'know

She never had any friends nor contant w/ other monsters besides her family lmao(+ her plushies and imaginary friends)

Also she used to go to school w/ Johnny too

They didn't spoke to each other that much

Besides, he didn't even liked her😭

Everytime whenever she followed him, he kept pushing her away cuz y'know, being friends w/ a weirdo sucks dong, plus she even got bullied back then idk

Anywayz that's all i have to say !!(For now..)

I'm sorry that it isn't that great but i really tried my best !!

And happy yurimas everynyan !! ^⁠_⁠^

[r0ttingsystem]

Hopefully everything settles down. It might not be the meds making you blurry, it seems like ya'll are going thru a stressful time rn, so you might be stress-blurry. In light of everything, how are you holding up? It's okay to not be sillay. /encouraging, friendly ☆

Hwllooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty great

Dunno bout collectively since I only got out of dormancy yesterday BUT I'm doing my mood booster responsibilities :3

Also also I'm gonna take this opportunity to show everyone the drawing I did of myself :D