#YOU'RE A REAL ONE

[fannyyann]

matthew still complaining about missed penalties in games he's not even playing in is soooo on brand (thank you for this @annieqattheperipheral)

[undeaddrabble]

Original

[catebees]

I'd like to request lirene pretty please 👀

Lirene of Lirene's Fereldan Imports fame

[bapple117]

GUYS UM LOOK AT THIS

I commissioned the lovely @chefskjss to draw my best boys bein' cute and UGHDKJFHDJHJKDHFKDHFKJDHFKDHFKHKFJDHKFH She fuckin NAILED IT and ARGHHGH I am screaming from a rooftop for the rest of my LIFE

thank you chef ILYYYY 💖

[sceletaflores]

— FNAF M.LIST

all works are 18+ MDNI!

MIKE SCHMIDT

— ONE SHOTS

Ⅰ. A Different Kind Of Compensation…

|| mike finds a different way to pay his babysitter...

Ⅱ. A Small Favor…

|| the stress of his new job is taking a toll on mike, so you decide to repay a favor...

Ⅲ. Body Language!

|| you and mike have to share a chair...

Ⅳ. eating in (it’s good for you)

|| mike asks you for something...

— DRABBLES

NSFW ALPHABET

teasing mike w. an ice cube

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[opbackgrounds]

All I can say is thank God for Oars

[wizard-laundry]

i'm losing my mind

i need to craft

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ok ok ok so imagine this:

me. You. We're walking. It's a sunny day. You hold my hand. I hold the picnic basket. We're searching for the perfect spot to sit. I look at you and think I love you. You look at me with a smile and ask what I'm looking at. I shale my head. I'm happy. We're more than friends, not quite lovers, but something else. Something just as intense. We walk for a while more before we settle in the shade of a beautiful oak tree at the edge of a small forest. You ask if I'm hungry. I tell you I could eat. I think I'm famished. You open the basket and pull out the neatly plastic wrapped steak. It looks delicious. You look at me. I never looked away. Your eyes meet mine. Something in my gaze has you fleeing. I give chase. Like cat and mouse we fly through the forest. Euphoria fills me and I laugh. I love you I think. And when I leap you follow. You concede and my teeth sink into red flesh. I love this. I love you I think. We're not lovers, more than friends. I find us predator and prey. The allure of chase and escape.

[breadedsinner]

As baffling as I find this minimal world import choice, I would not say going back to the Keep is better.

I like the Keep in of itself but I hated needing an online resource. I still dread the day they take it down because I do intend to return to DAI every so often.

[lengthy-artery]

deeply amusing to me how i am far and away the weirdest goddamn person in my work team* and yet i have been told by MULTIPLE people that i am a 'calming presence' and 'reassuring to have in work calls' because i 'always keep things calm and structured and organised'

and then five minutes after the call ends i tell them the exciting news of how two days ago james fitzjames' jawbone was positively identified and had marks of survival cannibalism on it

*marketing team**

**in a tech office***

***with all the love in my heart, my team is made of the most normal people i've ever met and also me

[emphistic]

That's cute

[genshinchica]

wishing a good day to people who draw scaramouche and scaramouche only today

[boy-oneder]

King of the Hill theme meme

Please be sure to check out the original post by @endlich-allein

[maudlintrash]

WARNING: DO NOT CONSUME IMAGES OF CHARLES LECLERC. GAZING UPON IMAGES OF CHARLES LECLERC COULD LEAD TO INTEREST IN FORMULA 1. THIS IS FATAL.

[sergeifyodorov]

lmao keep forgetting that leafs reddit is like all the most annoying doomerist whiners on leafs twitter dialled up to 11 and without anyone normal to tone it down

[alexandraisyes]

you and your friends have water? or take breaks? please don't stress yourselves out while dealing with this. just want to make sure y'all are okay

Oh, I'm doing great, don't worry! Thanks for the reminder to hydrate tho, I'm thirsty as fuck. These guys don't bother me, don't worry haha. Every now and then I feel the need to correct the bullshit they're spewing, and demand proof that I said/did anything they love to claim I did, but other than that I don't care.

I just really really hate misinformation for any reason.

I'll go drink some water tho. And I'll tell the others to drink something as well.