#YOU WILL VOTE OR ELSE

[homoerotic-shonen-rival-showdown]

ALRIGHT KIDDOS ROUND 2

YOU WILL VOTE TEAM TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN. FOR THE HE

👏CATBOY👏GOD👏

ASAKURA HAO THE MEOW MEOW EVER

HE'S LITERALLY ON A TEAM WITH A CULT CREATED TO KILL HIM AND A BUNCH OF UNRELATED FUCKED UP CHILDREN CMON MAN HAOSWEEP

behold the villain's wiki blurb:

he's soso fucked up isn't he neat

he canonically doesn't believe in money and his main antagonist in flowers is the GUY WHO INVENTED CAPITALISM. ANARCHIST ICON.

did I mention that he is also LITERALLY A GOD. god + anarchy + trauma + mommy issues + his cat killed him once

he has a non-evil twin brother and he will sometimes just Show Up to hang out with that brother even though one of his brother's besties is doing this on sight every time

also the only reason humanity is still around is because THIS HAPPENED

"sorry I can't genocide all of humanity my mom said no :("

he also does THIS once. that kid is his nephew btw

he also just. recreated a perfect version of his brother at age 16 to hang out with in his empty god commune. just because???

failboy/girlboss dichotomy

you will vote

or I

what's my most annoying tangent

I explain the entirety of my bsd x sk au in GREAT DETAIL throughout MANY LONG POSTS

that might be a terrible threat but I'm doing it I'm threatening you

minor bracket semifinal

[c-rowlesdraws]

okay, one more politics post for the night:

tonight, Trump is doing a rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. I'm watching clips of it thanks to this brave man on twitter posting through it; I call this man brave because for me, watching a Trump rally live and unfiltered feels like looking directly at a solar eclipse, if a solar eclipse was also kind of like a racist, demented relative making a toast at Thanksgiving. And there's Some Stuff coming out of Trump's face tonight. He's talking about deporting "gang members" (read: latinos) by invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, the same Act that Roosevelt invoked to force Japanese-Americans and others into internment camps during WWII. He's saying that "[America] couldn't have an act like that now, because now everything's woke". He goes on to call out "woke generals" Mark Milley, a Catholic, highly-decorated army general and Trump's former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; and General Jim "Mad Dog" or "Chaos" Mattis, a career Marine and Trump's former Secretary of Defense. He also added a fun local detour to his stump speech sure to make the fine folks of Latrobe smile: an anecdote about Arnold Palmer impressing all the other golf pros in the showers with his incredible, absolutely enormous penis. Trump wants this audience to know Arnold Palmer's thang was Swangin'. "This is a guy that was all man."

and I had to pause while writing this post and come back, so he probably said a bunch more wild stuff after that that I don't even know about yet!

The point is. My point is. This guy cannot be allowed to be president again. Ideally, he can eventually be pushed as far away from any sort of power as possible; but first, we have to vote to stop him from becoming the president again. And by "we", I don't just mean registered Democrats (hello)-- I mean everyone, of any political persuasion, who is eligible to vote. The folks in Trump's audience tonight applauding as he praises Arnold Palmer's huge hog on live television are beyond help, so it's up to the rest of us.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Hello everyone who lives in the United States and is over 18, early voting has been open for a little bit and stays open until the 2nd. If you’re mailing a ballot, they have to have it by the 5th so you should send it in probably by the 29th. The election is on the 5th, so don’t let the deadlines slip your mind!

Vote for Kamala and let’s keep that orange fascist out of office!

[teamfortraven]

Follow up-follow up-follow up post. I just spent the last 4 hours on this guys I think I have a little bit of a problem, just a small one /s but yeah here's the promised revenge bit. Man can NOT handle his own medicine.

And now I will go sleep for a billion years and eat a basket full of eggs when I awaken because mmm iron deficiency.

[someoneintheshadow456]

Once again just like 2016 you people are literally going to blame EVERYONE but Harris for this outcome. And now you have the audacity to keep spreading fear as though 2016 never ended.

If your only strategy is threats, doomsday scenarios, and coercion, do not be fucking surprised when people refuse to vote for you.

If you call Jews and Hindus Nazis and fascists, tell them they’re “parasites” and say they should “go back to their country”, do NOT be surprised when they refuse to vote for you.

If you call people “not really queer” if they don’t uncritically support your policies, DO NOT be surprised when they refuse to vote for you. Not to mention queer rights doesn’t matter if the economy is shit.

If you only support minorities when they can’t think for or support themselves, DO NOT be surprised when they refuse to vote for you.

Trump did not win, YOU LOST.

[nectar-cellar]

the landgraabs & the altos !

i didn't expect the landgraabs to turn out so attractive and presidential looking.

i don't know why vita is in politics. how is she going to win over the townsfolk? she looks like she's ready to throw her wine glass at anyone who even breathes wrong. i see a future in criminality for vita.

[farfromstrange]

To my American mutuals.

To those of you who voted Blue and spent the entire election in a state of fear, fearing this would happen, hoping that it wouldn’t, and now feel like their world is falling apart.

To those of you who were hoping the next person in power would be someone determined to protect your rights—your reproductive rights, your rights to love whoever you want, your rights to marry the one you love, your rights to get gender affirming care, your rights to books, your rights to education, your rights to exist, your rights to flee from war to another country (this particular country) without being deported, your human rights.

To those of you who have been fighting and casting their voice not just for your country but the whole world.

I am so sorry.

I know you must be crushed right now. I know it must be terrifying. As a woman, I am thinking of you. I am hoping for you. If any of you need to talk or just scream into the void, or even cry on someone’s virtual shoulder, my inbox is open. If you have anything you want to share on anon, like resources or whatnot and you don’t know how to share or you can’t, share them with me and I will post them here. It’s important that you stick together now. That you don’t give up. I believe in you.

My heart bleeds for you.

And in light of today’s events, I will not be posting anything else today.

(More under the cut.)

For my fellow women: If (or when) the policies proposed by the winning party are put into effect; if a nationwide abortion ban does happen; if you’re a woman in need of life-saving healthcare, I have a very small apartment in a country where abortions are legal up to 12 weeks after a brief consultation—which is available in English if you go to the right place, and longer if something is wrong with either you or the fetus—and I’d offer you shelter and help in any way I can to get you the healthcare you need. I’m aware this is only an option for those with the financial means. For those without, I would suggest you look up planned parenthood and check their resources.

The same goes for other medical procedures (gender affirming care, for example) that might not be possible for you at some point during the next four years. I am here to help in any way I can.

I’m sorry.

- Lisa

[stpansy]

the insane thing about pete saying patrick is made up of kittens, saturdays, first kisses etc on the public internet in front of millions in 2006 is that he was talking about a man who chokeslammed him against their van, kicked him in the balls, and regularly assaulted him with fists like the world’s most talented human gremlin just for being annoying. and then continued to do that for ten or more years. what i’m saying is true love

[alitgblog]

meant to post this after last week's dumping where everyone turned on us for NO reason as if they ALL don't like Tristan

[thatfrenchacademic]

HELLO THIS IS YET AGAIN ANOTHER REMINDER TO VOTE FOR EUROPEAN ELECTIONS

"AND WHY THE F---- SHOULD I???" Edition

Because the EU has a meh to fucking excellent track record on the following topics and can do good work if you send the right people there:

Data privacy

Queer rights

Women's rights

Culture and Education

Green policies (I know, I KNOW, but still)

Consumer's rights

Food safety

And it's got a shit track records on the following that will keep on getting worse if you do NOT vote:

Immigration and asylum

Authoritarianism and democratic backslide

Fiscal policies

Lack of democratic input

Because you may not be sure if it's worthy it, but we know exactly WHO will be VERY motivated to go vote, and they are not exactly putting a green ballot in the box.

[starriskiesstuff]

[dentist-brainsurgeon]

Quit doomscrolling besties

I am not asking

[gender-fluidz]

Go vote for the conditions you want to protest in 👍