#YOU HAVE UNO

[achromaticegoist]

Jheselbraum doesn’t have UNO

i love them so much

[jyoungbloodvo]

The Smiling Critters Play Uno

Dogday, Catnap, Kickin, and Bubba play Uno together. Chaos ensues.

(Original animations by @rink0ree)

Music Used:

Goomba Village - Paper Mario

Yujya!! - Mischief Makers

[redsovietelise]

Richtofen does, in fact, have uno.

He knows this.

[squared-m]

ROMANTIC UNO

Featuring some new lore regarding Helryx and Artakha in the SquaredVerse.

[falcon-writes]

Star Wars Rebels Doodle

Translation: “I DON’T HAVE UNOOOOOOO”

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Liquid Snake x Reader

Warning for language but it's part of the copypasta. Also British stereotypes in case that offends you.

Liquid Snake

You have a thing for bad boys, are attracted to English accents or you just have a massive inferiority complex.

First Date:

You are a soldier working on Shadow Moses Island. Your partner has just taken Solid Snake to a locked cell after bring tortured by Ocelot, now leaving you and the blonde alone together. He turns your way and you try not to shit your pants Johnny style. He looks at you, then places a palm on your shoulder. "Oi mate, I think ell be outta it fo' a while. Care fo' a spot o' tea?" You're not really left with much of a choice so you follow your boss.

You eventually reach a cafeteria for the staff. Liquid dumps all the coffee out of the pot and begins to fill it with earl grey tea. "You hungry?" You shake your head. You couldn't possibly eat after seeing what the man had for himself on a tray. "Nothing like good ol' beans an marmite!" He then grabbed the pot and drank it all, scalding his throat. "That was bloody good, that it was!" Was your superior some kind of freak?

He then went on a long speech about french infants or something? You didn't really care and started to zone out. You didn't realize you had fallen asleep until you woke up to liquids final words. "And next thing I no, the bloke is ripping out me vocal cords. That's wot I get for workin' with a red head who got his fashion sense from a BDSM club." Just then you heard a noise. !

It was none other than Solid Snake, having made his escape. Liquid was furious. "BRUV, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE!" His twin walked closer. "That's not important. I just came by to tell you that you're wrong. You can't download UNO for Xbox." Liquid then felt his veins begin to twitch. "Everyone has UNO dipshit. It came fo' free with your fucking Xbox!" His twin then gave him a smirk. "I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

"No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard."

.....

"Well, mine didn't have it." He was determined to prove Solid wrong. The two men soon ended up in a screaming match, various swears tossed back and forth. "I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER!"

"GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FO' FREE, YOU DUMB WANKER! IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FO' IT!"

"I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN BLOODY THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE-" Suddenly Liquid stopped. He raised his hand to his chest and gave out a weak cough. He then toppled over, a result from the FOXDIE. "Damn. Never seen someone get so angry that they straight up had a heart attack. Colonel, the plan worked. I'm bringing Meryl back and then we're going to pound town. Just don't expect me to call her afterwards." You couldn't hear the other voice on the codec call but you had a hunch that it was something along the lines of "Wait, what?-"

Shit. Well now you were out of a job. You went to the lab and found a computer already logged in. It was time to start looking for shady jobs on Craigslist again.

[sunnyskies281]

Based on how I HC the Azran language has very very few, if any, pronouns:

Des: what are your pronouns? I wanna make sure I’m referring to people correctly.

Aurora: I don’t have pronouns, so fuck off :3

Emmy: EVERYONE HAS PRONOUNS DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE

Aurora: I don’t have them, I speak the oldest language known to man and I don’t have pronouns

Hershel: yes you do I’ve studied languages that have been around since day 1!

Aurora: Well mine doesn’t have them!

Emmy: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS YOU FUCKING DICK

Aurora: I DONT HAVE THEM YOU FUCK-

Emmy: YOU HAVE PRONOUNS!!!

Des: *laughing*

Aurora: I DONT HAVE PRONOUNS MOTHERFUCKER!

Emmy: THINK ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE USE TO REFER TO YOU-

Aurora: I DONT. HAVE HE, I DONT HAVE SHE, I DONT HAVE XE, FAE, OR ANYTHING ELSE!

Emmy: YOU DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING ITS PRONOUNS IT FUCKIN MANDATORY

Aurora: I DONT HAVE PRONOUNS!

Luke: is this going on YouTube-

[pc98windowsdestruction]

YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!!!

[messangerforthestars]

A random video I’ve had that I just needed to upload

[herrsaguarovoncactus]

"You have Uno!"

[andresin-commissionsopen]

Star Swirl has the oldest PonXbox known in Equestria.

Yes, this wasn't even the tenth time.

[ashtoberr]

"you have uno, dipshit"

I really have been wanting to draw Ashuta with more characters so I decided to indulge myself and draw them having a game night. (she still can't focus on the game tho her ass is NOT paying attention </3)

btw i like to think Power tries to cheat by eating her cards

[zinzabee]

TFW your cousin lives in another country so you have to hang out over online chat, lol

Also I just really love the idea of them going back and forth between human and kaiju form as their emotions fluctuate.

[gallade-x-treme]

YOU HAVE UNO

[pregnantsecondo]

hey have you seen the sheriff hassan bussy pic yet? Big fave

NO???? SHOW ME????

[moxxie-joestar-1950]

YOU HAVE UNO meme but it's Vinnie cannoli & Jax

[Meanwhile at dry rock gulch before the war stars tomorrow & playing Ouija board with Joseph Joestar]

Loona: so young & warrior.

Striker: what happened to you Jacob seed #12?

Vortex: how many pickles that you can shove it up in your ass?

Jacob seed (real & not clone): wut da faq?

Jacob seed #12 (clone & ghost/sa'ahl) *moves the piece*

Millie: 9?!

Jacob seed #12: *moves it again*

Blitzø: 91!?!

Jacob seed #12: *moves the final one*

Moxxie: 9 & 10?!? *wheeze*

John seed (real & not clone): *laughing & crying* 9 & 10

Vinnie cannoli: you guys wanna play blackjack real quick? So I can draw it/record it & make that my post/upload today/tonight?

Jax: I don't have blackjack, so go fuck off.

Cannoli: *gets angry & walk to jax* EVERYONE has blackjack, dipshit. It came free with your fucking PlayStation.

Jax: I didn't get it. I have the oldest PlayStation known to man.

Cannoli: no you don't. I brought mine on day one, you fucking cunt/'tard!

Jax: well, mine didn't have it...

Cannoli: YOU HAVE BLACKJACK!!!! You fucking bitch/dick!

Jax: I don't have it you fuckin-

Cannoli: Ŷ̶̛̗͕̣̟̖͍̮̥͔͔͚̹̭̘̜͖͙͈͚̙̳͔͚̩̠̱̓̒̐̉͛͂̇̒͗̑̃̊̂͗͑͘͜ͅƠ̸̧̱̱͓͔̱̭͕͖̟͚̟̹̗͔̹̖̠̟̝͚̙̯̖͎̣͓̹̣͚͙̮̮͍̇̓͑͌̅̉̈́͑̆͆͑̊̅͆̉̅͠Ų̵̢̢̛̛̛̺̱̙̰͖̩͍̰͔̙̯͙̻̬̳͋͒͆̂̂̈̓̈́̍͛̄̔̎̔́͒̉̅̍͘̕͝͝ ̵̘̫͙͓̺̮̘̺̼̯̱͙̗̳̰͔̗̦̈́̆͒͛̍̅̎̂̂͜ͅḨ̵̛̥̰̺̊̓̓̂̑̏̆̔̉̇͊̎̒̽͊̈́̊̂̉͋̍͒͒̐́͑̓̎̚̕̕̕͝͝A̴̧̮̖̣̮͔̭̜̳̦̮̻̘͙̱͉̯͍̝̠̩̰̲͙̜̲̺̗̜̖̥̞͇̻̤̣͚̙̮͑́͗͗̓̀̌͐̂͑̇́͒̽̀̀͂̚͜͝͝ͅṾ̵̨̧̡̨̨̛̛̫͈̦͈̜̪̯̬̹̥͉͖̠̩͚̮͍̯̝͙̞̦̞̦͍̹͖̮̞̩̜̭̩͈̞̠̜͎͖͑̿̌̔͛͌́̑̓͗̔̋̈̓͘̚͜͠͝ͅȨ̴̡̧̢̣̝͇͉̘̜̣͍̯̜̪͍̘̞̜̱̣̅̑̋͐̊͘̚̕͜͝ ̶̧̨͇̫̠̥̦̜̯͉̯̞̥̙͙̫̻̘̺̦̾̽̍́̐̐̾̿̇̓̍̒̍̏̕̕͘B̷̢̨͎̠̗̜̹̰͓̮̮̜̯̲̘̪͈͓̱͎̱̬̊̈́͒͂̅͂̌̌͌̉̀͜͝ͅL̵̝͓̫̻̤̬̮̗̱̰̟͙̪͖̤͕̘̱̣̱̹̜̻͈̞͉͍̀̑̋̋̀̈́͛͌͌͊͌̎͒͒̑̀̈́̐͑́̅̓͆̀͌͋͂̕͘͝͠͠ͅÅ̶̛̟̩̫̭͕̹̘͓͎̱̫͇̽̈̄̎̐̄̽͐̈́̂͛̆́̔̅̋͒͛̿̎̐̏̀̽͘̕͠C̸̨͈̜͚̪̙̪͈̱̪̪̦̻̰̥̺̪̳̆͒̌͊̂̓̎̿̈́̈́̊͒̾́͛͊͊̊̂̐̑̅̉̀̈̆̚͘̕͠͝͝͝͝K̶̨̨̟̰̥͙̯̳̬̭̩̭̣̪̠͕̰̜̼̤̝̞͎̝͈̳̩̬̓̇̄̆͗̒̐͆̊̎̉̈́͒͌̀̀̄̓̀̋̌͂̏̇̃͆̚͘͘͝͝͝͝͝J̶̡̭͎̱̥̝͈̰̺̻͎͎̻͓̤̤̥͇̼̹͓͚͋̓͐͛͒̈́̀͆͗́̓̈́̐͋͘͝Å̸̧̳̦͍͉̗̟̰̎͐̓̽̃̋̉̅͂̎̀͘ͅC̶̢̧̧͙̟̞͓̜̤̺̭̘͉̭͉͖̼̗̟̞͙̟͖̱̻͓̰͈̤̹͍̪̞̤̩̩̣͎͉̞̙͚̖͑͂̌͗͂̏̃̀̿͗̀̽͌̇̉̑̏̽́̀̈́̾̕̚͜͝͝K̴̡̢̧̧̲̙͔̭̳̲͈̦̯̹̻͖͖̺̠̮͙̺͕̟̗͔͕̹̻͍̆̊͛̐͜͜!̸̧̢̛̱̰̞̠͔̭̮̖͈͙͙̲̫͎̤̮̠̝̜͇̦̩͇̠̙̺͈̮̣͎̿̎̈́̎̐͊͋̄̇̒͂͗͆͌̈́̀͊̋̽̈͘!̶̘͖͖͈̖͈̺̠̼̮͕̀̈́̋̌̉̂̿̄͛̔͗͗̌̑͆̿͊̊̇͌́̚̕̕͝ͅ!̴̧̡̢̻͔̹̯̖̻̲̻̫͖̻̟̹̪̺͚̬̯͔̜̳̟͈͔̜̣̠͇̫̻̦̙͒̋̋͒̃̔͆̽̂͒͒̔̃͆!̷̯̂͑̈́̉̉͒͑͊̈́̓̓͊̎̾̉̈́̐̎̆̿̀̎̾̽̌̾͐̕͘̚̕͘͘̚͝͝͝

Moxxie, Blitzø, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Striker, Blaze, Rouge, Nicole, Rabbot, Whisper & Tikal: *wheeze & laughing*

Jax: *gets angry too* I don't fucking have blackjack motherfucker!

Cannoli: GO ON TO THE ARCADE/NUKA-CADE & YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Jax: I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR!!!!

Cannoli: IT'S A FUCKING GAMBLE CASINO/CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!!!!

Jax: I DON'T HAVE SIX, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN, IT'S FUCKING BLACKJACK!!!!

Cannoli: YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING IT'S FUCKING BLACKJACK IT'S FREE!!!!

Jax: I DON'T HAVE BLACKJACK!!!!

Cannoli: IT'S FREE & IT'S FUCK!!!! *stops talking & runs to the exit*

Joseph seed (real & not clone): ...is this going on Tumblr/YouTube?

[Original video name YOU HAVE UNO but its jojo]

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