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[hamable]

Just saw TMNT Mutant Mayhem…

ANY other year Spiderverse comes out it’s a lock for best animated.

But gang I just got back from Mutant Mayhem and it KICKS ASS ACROSS EVERY CATEGORY.

The animation and art style is so unique and funky and expressive and beautiful. The writing and dialogue is funny as fuck. It’s the best and only the best of Boys Will Be Boys. Little boys. Middle schooler little boys that will ruin your life with killer world economy and then trip on their own shoelaces. Fuckin dorks. All four brothers shine. The choreography, camera work, pacing, all incredible to watch. Cant wait to see it again to catch all the little details in the backgrounds. The voice acting is INCREDIBLE, I feel these four are brothers in my heart and soul. There isn’t not a single weak performance in the movie. Soundtrack and score are KILLER! I need it injected in my VEINS.

And they are the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles. The director made a comment in an ad I saw about how there are many iterations of the turtles, we know them well, but no one ever focuses on the Teenage in TMNT. So they did. And it’s so good. It’s classic turtles origin storytelling and they have SO much fun with it.

Maybe im just still on the rush after just leaving the theater, but if you have to see ONE movie this year, that includes Oppenheimer, Barbie, Spiderverse, I’d recommend seeing Mutant Mayhem.

Whether you are a die hard for rottmnt, 2012, or have never watched tmnt in any iteration, this movie is gonna be a great watch for you. (Ik prev generation fans were skeptical when it was announced, I was too)

God it’s so good. I’m literally gonna go see it again in 2 days. I’m buying tickets now. It’s so good christ alive. Tentatively my favorite movie of 2023, rapidly climbing the ranks of favorite movie in general.

Fuck that’s a good movie.

[sea-jello]

ONE MORE GUYS PLEASE

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad