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A Moment in the Corridor Pt. II (ft. @salemsimss)
It’s your fault for making me feel like this
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#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4#ts4 render#ts4 edit#ts4 story#simblr#aliya's sims#naiyana#antonio#amongussy#theseus 08085#I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM#first she steals a crystal now she steals a kiss >>>>#she's so bold like wow i love her#please click the link#am i really using an ost from a 2006 movie for this sci fi romance#you fucking bet#naiyana's aesthetic is y2k she probably loves this movie#but fr it got the first kiss vibes for them#does this count as their first kiss or is that when they both initiate idk#also if you notice in the last pic girl is blushing HARD#they're in too deep bye i'm punching a wall
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It doesn’t matter what I do. Somehow Lena ALWAYS ends up straddling Stef’s lap. I’m sure it has nothing to do with wish fulfillment or anything.
#🤭#would I die to have Sherri saum straddle my lap?#you fucking bet#I genuinely did NOT plan for this this time#she just. got on.#Mary writes fic
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okay but here me out, satosugu with those LED glasses that look like they’re out of tron at a rave
#yes i just took a full shower after coming back from clubbing#did i go to a rave for the first time#yes did i imagine about satosugu at the fucking CLUB ??????#you fucking bet#i am so exhausted right now though i cant#reine rambles#satosugu#jjk
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Lol, don’t mind me, I’m just here to say I’m still alive, I promise.
#ooc#I’m just in a deep dark hole full of depression and financial issues lmao#me? working every day and every evening?#and still not making any money?#you fucking bet#lol my most recent paycheck shorted me $500#so now I’m still in the hole for the next two weeks#because they can’t correct it until then#and inevitably that means I’ll have $300 in overdraft fees#and I’m just so so tired of working every day#and pulling 12+ hour days#and still somehow not having enough money to buy myself coffee
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i love languages. i love how they're all tangled together and having more pieces makes it easier to find even more pieces, even if the similarities are coincidence and not actually related. i love the thousands of little bits of nuance that make translation without information loss impossible. i love having words that don't exist in one but in another, and all of the different ways of grouping the world
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Anya and Curly psychically transferring their period cramps to Jimmy
#mouthwashing#fuck you jimmy. pan take all of her suffering and give it to jimmy#please ..#i bet they were synced up#hoof draws
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"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️
#i hate europeans who say this shit. yeah sure you are soooo antiracist. i fucking bet.#literally anyone who cares even a little abt this knows tgat americans are WAY better than us in this regard.
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I desperately need bottle cap raffles of whatever they're called back. I would buy so many sodas if there was a chance I'd win a cool thing. Not in a gambling way but in an "In this economy?" way. I will always have money for a treat, give me a reason to not feel guilty about it
#soda#bottle caps#i need more fun#if i could have a chance to win a ps5 by buying a coke?#you fucking bet
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#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#two hats spoilers#isat#lucabyteart#sifloop#not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason#anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting#'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient#but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise#the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest#fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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This was for 4th of july hehehehehhee
#i honestly love apple media in a friend dynamic#i fell for the fucking tv#usually i hate 4th of July shit but this one was funny to me hehehehehe#i bet Lucifer would make a bangin burger to be so real with you#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#vox#alastor#hazbin alastor#my art#radiostatic#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#apple media#radioapple#staticapple
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw
#you bet i am purchasing todd (from [DRAWFEE])#i NEED to hold this little fucking creature#HES SO CUTEEEEE I NEED HIM#todd from mario#drawfee
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Red Hood vs. Red Robin: A Boyfriend's Dilemma
So, Danny Phantom has a confession to make: his favorite Gotham vigilante? It’s Red Hood. The sheer chaos, the boldness, the way Jason Todd absolutely doesn’t care what anyone thinks—it just speaks to Danny on a deep level. But the problem? He’s dating Tim Drake. Aka Red Robin. And Tim is not amused.
Every time Danny gushes about how cool Red Hood is, Tim gets this adorable little pout on his face. His arms cross, and he’ll start sulking like it’s some sort of cosmic injustice. And honestly? Danny loves it. He knows Tim’s his boyfriend, but watching him get all grumpy is way too fun to pass up.
But here’s the truth: as much as Danny admires Red Hood, Tim will always be his number one. No amount of Jason Todd fanboying could change that. Tim’s the one who makes him laugh, keeps him grounded, and knows him better than anyone. And when Tim’s sulking gets too much, Danny can’t resist it anymore. He pulls Tim close, pressing kisses all over his face until his boyfriend’s grumpy act finally cracks.
Yeah, he might pretend that Red Robin is only second best, but Danny knows where his heart truly lies. Tim Drake is, and will always be, his favorite.
#brain dead#dead tired#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#jason todd#red hood#dc x dp#jason was totally smug abt learning that he's dannys favorite#tim proceeded to kick his ass during training#thats his boyfriend dammit! he gets to be upset that he's not his boyfriends favorite apparently#the first time they met was after red robin had taken a big blow during patrole and as awrstruck as he was he made sure tim was his priority#danny will always put tim first even if its against red hood#when he found out about titans towet you can bet your ass jason was demoted to least favorite for at least a month!#it was honestly the worst thing to happen to jason and you can bet your ass he grovled the fuck out of tim and danny#tim loved every second of it
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I couldn’t be a minecraft creator because if I was doing freaky gay roleplay with my friends and then got called siblings I would just end it all
#anyways mcyt fan culture makes me fucking insane I hate how it’s devolved into this#I bet nobody even cares about cc boundaries it’s just about being cool and parasocial with them#they don’t know you they don’t care. make their Minecraft characters kiss#they’re saying what you want them to say so they’ll stop being bombarded with annoying questions every day#also holy SHIT please stop making every woman have a familial dynamic#it’s ok for women to not always be the mom or the sister or whatever!!! it’s okay!!!!!!!#women can have relationships! why are you ignoring them and making everything about men!!!#I need to stop looking at the lifesteal fandom. I just get frustrated everytime I do
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We as a society do not pop off enough about young Jackles playing a dude in a throuple with the original Dr Sexy, Mr Patrick Dempsey himself. Whose name in the movie is Cass! I mean, come on!
#i watched this awful movie that was totally worth it for the jackles scenes alone and i lost my fucking shit#but i could find very few people also losing their shit#so i am here to spread the good word#blonde 2001#eddie g#jensen ackles#you bet your ass i'm also tagging destiel because the parallels are insane#spoiler alert but cass dies and jackles sobs#uuuuggggghhhhhhh#destiel
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I’m not sure if someone else already made a post about this, but I was rewatching Tombstone and something just hit me. Dean wanted to stay alone with Cas a little bit longer in that cowboy hotel room. Sam takes Jack with him and pairs Dean up with Cas, after noticing how happy Dean was to get Cas back (which he even made a comment on earlier in the episode, we love a supportive brother). Dean agrees with this change of plan. Sam and Jack immediately gets up to leave and head for the graveyard. But when Cas is about to get up too and get ready, Dean does this:
And this is the same fucking goddamn episode where Dean makes Cas wear a fucking cowboy hat. And then gets offended when Cas didn’t immediately recognize his Tombstone reference. “I made you watch it,” not “we.” The same way “where Dean spread your ashes” is NOT “we.” And Dean has probably already seen ALL of those movies, probably a shit ton of times. He just wanted Cas to see them too. With him. Like a movie date night. And then Cas imitates a phrase from the movie, “I’m your huckleberry.” And then Dean, after averting his eyes and closing them and gulping down, says “Yeah, exactly.” immediately followed by “…it’s good to have you back, Cas.”
AND NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS OFF SCREEN???????? AND THEN PRINTED IT OUT??????????
#THIS. FUCKING GODDAMN EPISODE.#DEAN.#YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SCHEMES#ooohh I bet his ass was (unsuccessfully) flirting with Cas the entire fucking time#and Cas didn’t really get his very subtle (cowardly) hints so he gave up somewhere on their way to meet the sergeant#but THEN “I’m your huckleberry” happens and it’s taking everything in Dean’s power not to show how badly he wants Cas#insane show for insane people#supernatural#spn 13x06#spn#tombstone#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#deancas#casdean#dean x castiel#destiel meta#dean meta#reiotalks
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