#YOU ALWAYS COOK

[may3505w]

Ofc, you want my culinary ability😔

I mean...

[joffyworld]

PERFECT YES

Average crusade in my Swap AU

[mishkakagehishka]

Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase

[flwrkid14]

Had the silliest idea while making breakfast.. what if Damian’s Favorite Brother is Tim, but for the Dumbest Reason...pancakes

My idea is that Tim is Damian’s favorite brother, but not for the reasons one might expect. It’s not because of Tim’s skill, his smarts, or his ability to stay three steps ahead in every fight. Nope. Damian’s real reason for favoring Tim over Dick, Jason, or even Bruce is much simpler.

It’s because Tim makes the best pancakes. Like, legendary pancakes.

Not even kidding.

One morning, Tim casually whips up a batch of pancakes in the kitchen—y’know, because Alfred’s off running errands and the rest of the family doesn’t know the first thing about breakfast beyond opening a box of cereal, and Tim's been feeding himself since he was six. So Tim steps up to the stove, and bam—fluffy, golden stacks of heaven.

Damian, who never really cared for breakfast, takes one bite of Tim’s pancakes and is sold. From that moment on, he’s obsessed.

“Drake, you will make me those pancakes again tomorrow."

And Tim just blinks, completely confused, but shrugs it off like, “Uh, sure?”

The next morning, Damian’s right there in the kitchen, bright and early, waiting for his daily dose of pancake perfection. By the third day, he’s even dragging a chair next to Tim, watching like a hawk as Tim cooks, making sure he’s using the right ingredients.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Batfamily is just like, “Really? This is the thing that bonds them?”

Tim, being Tim, just rolls with it. He doesn’t ask questions. If Damian wants pancakes, Damian gets pancakes. He’s just trying to survive his new role as “Pancake Master.”

But Damian? Oh, he’s serious about this.

Damian tells anyone who will listen that Tim is the only one who knows how to make breakfast properly. He’ll give the other brothers side-eye anytime they dare to suggest they could cook for him. Even Alfred raises an eyebrow, but Damian’s already set: Tim’s pancakes or nothing.

What’s even funnier is that when Damian gets pissed off at anyone, he refuses to eat their cooking. But Tim? Untouchable. The one person who can screw up as many times as he wants and still be in Damian’s good graces—because those pancakes? Irreplaceable.

So, while the Batfamily argues over strategy, patrols, or who gets to drive the Batmobile, Damian's priorities are clear:

"You’re all amateurs. Drake’s the only one who makes pancakes worthy of the Wayne name.”

And now, Tim’s been promoted to Damian’s favorite brother for the silliest reason imaginable. But hey, if the key to Damian’s heart is pancakes, Tim’s got that title locked down.

[joffyworld]

DONUT ART OH MY GOD YESSSS

have you ever done a swap au for your narilamb? (Im currently swap au brainrotted rn)

I haven’t but I guess I have now!

Under the cut is the differences of the swap au to the normal Pushing Daisies au

Gabriel and Narinder’s heights would be different because of the influence of the crown. Swap Gabriel would be taller than Pushing Daisies Gabriel because of their extended use of the crown and the amount of faith they received during that time

Their eyes are swapped and their sclera (PD Narinder has red sclera while PD is white, Swap Narinder has white sclera while Swap Gabriel has red. Again it is a result of the long term use of the crown)

Narinder is pre-t and pre-op since he didn’t really have the luxury due to being hunted his entire life, he probably only started to figure out he was a boy either just before he was executed or after

In Pushing Daisies Narinder is declawed to symbolise him being “Do No Evil”, so I think for the Swap AU Gabriel loses their horns

I don’t imagine their personalities to be too different to their Pushing Daisies selves. Narinder is perhaps more snippy and has a shorter fuse, while Gabriel is more solemn and reserved

[chloesimaginationthings]

HBEBEBEBEBEB UR WILLIAM DESIGN IS SO SILLYYYYY THAT SKRUNKLY OLD MAN IS GETTING THE CHAIR <3333

The worst man ever 💜

[koiinoborii]

Thinking abt Dink again

[emilnikos]

Could we see a scene redraw in your style of Ford hugging Stanley 👉🏼👈🏼

i've been wanting to do this one for a while tbh

[joffyworld]

OH MY GOOD GOD QUINN YOU FUCKING LEGEND YOU COOKED ONCE AGAIN

BUNNYSUITLAMBBBBbbbbhgcducdasohtrheyrg❤️‍🔥

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

The Boy and the Heron How Do You Live? (2023) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[luthqrs]

EMILY PRENTISS staring at and JENNIFER JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 13x07 | 'Dust and Bone'

[shitpostingkats]

The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

[joffyworld]

ALLIGATOR COOKS A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MEAL ONCE AGAIN

'THE UNPAYABLE DEBT THAT I OWE YOU'

(part 5/5)

Congratulations! Congratulations!! Congratulations, kallamar!!!

Your day off shall consist of your sleep deprived brain making you believe that the last 100 years were an elaborate prank devised by satan himself, rather than your irl family being disappointed in you for not living up to ungodly high expectations.

I have my rescheduled spinal procedure coming up on friday so I'm not gonna be able to draw for a short period, but there's some REALLY good asks in my inbox about this comic so I'll see if I can do those before the big day. Every time I do a big angst comic I'm kinda blown away by the response, I keep saying it but genuinely it means the world to me when I see people giving their thoughts on my art like this. For this specific comic I've gotten multiple asks, tons of comments/tags, a couple drawings and even a short fic??? Like I lose the ability to speak I get so flustered. I love these characters a lot so I'm just happy I can make something of them that resonates so much with people.

Kallamar is definitely getting a rest from angst after this, idk when I'll be up for another one of these long ones but you guys will know cause I'll put up a poll again >:)

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

mots7 hobi for @senor-hoberto 🤍 (cr. namuspromised)

[hyunpic]

would u still love me if i was a worm chicken