#YO HOLY FUCK MATE

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

I remember reading someone say that they hope Seviathan ISN’T a jerk and if/when he comes to the hotel, he actually wants to help Charlie in her mission of redemption…then ends up with a crush on Vaggie, lol.

Mate, how funny would that be? 😂😂😂 You’re here to genuinely help your ex, then end up falling for her girlfriend. While it isn’t socially acceptable or appropriate, I think it’s cute. I guess Vags has that sort of affect on people.

oh man, if we go the absolute CHAD route for Sevi WHILE imagining him getting a crush on Vaggie... like, dude meets scary lady, doesn't notice how scary his EX gets over him staring at HER girlfriend, and maybe it's time for Sev to have some personal epiphanies?

Seviathan: "Knock knock? Yo Charles-a-lot! This really your hotel?"

Angel Dust: "Oh heyyy, look what the undead boy band dragged in..."

Husk: (snorts)

Charlie: "Sev? SEV! Holy shit what are you doing here!?"

Angel Dust: "Wait a sec, Sev? As in-"

Husk: "Oh shit."

Angel Dust: "Ex boyfriend on the hotel premises oh this is gonna get INTERESTIN'. Bet on how quick he gets maimed?"

Husk: "Fuck no. She'd kill us too."

Angel Dust: "Sigh... S'pose so. Spoil sport spear bitch..."

Seviathan: "I heard about your thing! Figured you could use a hand with the whole... uh... Sinner pet project obsession."

Charlie: "But Isn't there a game on right now-"

Seviathan: "Nah, everything's blocked out by replays of your little slap fight with heaven. Which I totally could've helped with too, if you'd given me a heads up first."

Charlie: "I did call? I said goodbye in case I died and-"

Seviathan: "Didn't hear it. You know I don't check voice mail. Everyone's always blowing up my inbox trying to to hit me up."

Angel Dust: "Oh my fucking gay."

Husk: "Would you hit that?"

Angel Dust: "If I did ya'd have to shoot me afterwards."

Seviathan: "Anyway, that's how I found out you'd actually went ahead and tried this thing out for real! And made a real mess of it. You totally cut off the final quarter of the best game of the year with all that live coverage."

Charlie: "Sorry, sorry- we REALLY didn't have say in the timing on that-"

Husk: "No shit."

Seviathan: "Eh. The team's played like shit anyway ever since I left."

Charlie: "Didn't you get kicked off for hogging the ball-"

Angel Dust: "Shocker."

Husk: "Never would have fucking guessed."

Seviathan: "Not dropping the ball isn't the same as hogging it and I never drop the ball on anything. You sure have though!"

Charlie: "I have? Where? Or er with what??"

Seviathan: "This hotel lobby for a start. Where's the billiards table!"

Charlie: "Ohhh. We don't have one."

Seviathan: "Why the hell not???"

Charlie: "No one's asked?"

Seviathan: "Well what the fuck does everyone here DO all day long? You've got actual people staying here, right? You're not still playing pretend hostess to stuffed animals and stuff?"

Angel Dust: "I kinda hope Vaggisaurus kills him."

Husk: "Don't get your hopes up. You know she's whipped and Charlie's a fucking sweetheart."

Angel Dust: "A bestie can dream..."

Charlie: "No I am NOT playing pretend hostess, thanks for mentioning it by the way, in public, in front of my friends- and yes we DO have guests at the hotel! Some of them here of their own free will even!"

Husk: "Not it."

Angel Dust: "Bullshit."

Charlie: "They have lots of fun activity time too! Even when we're not doing talk circles!"

Seviathan: "Uh huh."

Charlie: "Yes! Mostly we all like watching TV- well almost all of us- or listening to the radio to pass the time, or hanging out chatting, or reading-"

Seviathan: "So they're pussies."

Husk: "Hey."

Angel Dust: "Down, pussycat~"

Husk: (HISS)

Charlie: "They are NOT-"

Angel Dust: "Speakin' of pussy...."

Seviathan: "Yeah we're talking about you, what about it? Anyway."

Seviathan: (puts hand on charlie's arm)

Angel Dust: "Here it comes-"

Seviathan: "I've been thinking about us lately, and-" (spear thuds next to his head) "-SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT?!?!"

Husk: "Damn. She missed."

Angel Dust: "Just an openin' shot, Mr. Whiskers." (rubs all four hands together) "Oh this is gonna be goooood~"

Charlie: "Vaggie!" (BEAMING) "I thought we talked about this?"

Vaggie: (swoops down) "He's not a gust yet, babe, so I can greet him spear first if I want to."

Charlie: "Sev's my ex boyfriend though!"

Vaggie: "I know."

Vaggie: (yanks spear out of wall and holds it under his throat) "What the fuck are you doing here."

Seviathan: "I, uhh- is, is that angelic steel..?"

Charlie: (laughing) "Vaggieeee. You're scaring him~"

Angel Dust: "An' turnin' her on."

Husk: (elbows him)

Vaggie: "We said hotel security would be my thing until the threat of random asshole angel attacks went down, remember hun? This is my day job."

Charlie: "I never said I was complaining! Juuuust commentating!"

Vaggie: "Alright then."

Vaggie: (backs Seviathan against wall with her spear)

Vaggie: "Talk. Now."

Seviathan: (swallows hard) "I'm swinging by to help Charlie with the hotel thing-"

Vaggie: "Why."

Seviathan: "She used to be my girl, a guy's got a responsibility-"

Vaggie: "Did she ask you to."

Seviathan: "No? She, she doesn't have to-"

Vaggie: "Did you ask her if you could help."

Seviathan: "It's no trouble, I don't mind a little extra work-"

Vaggie: "Are you here to ask for a room in our hotel."

Seviathan: "In this place? Fuck no, you should see the digs I have, I've got a-"

Vaggie: "So you're trespassing."

Angel Dust: "Ohhh!"

Seviathan: "I'm wha-"

Husk: "Fucking screwed."

Vaggie: "You came here just to swan all over her hard work and stroke your own ego, is what I'm hearing."

Seviathan: "Hey girl, I'm here to he-ULP-!"

Vaggie: "Shut up." (over shoulder) "Charlie?"

Charlie: "Mm....wellllll... Since he's already here, as long he really does help, I'm fine with it. He's harmless. He'd just... um..."

Husk: "A fuckhead."

Angel Dust: "Don't take my fav word in vain, baby."

Charlie: "He's my ex for a reason."

Husk: "Fuck you."

Angel Dust: "Much better."

Vaggie: "He's your ex for an annoying reason, or for being an actual jerk who's earned getting kicked out on his ass for once in his life kinda reason, sweetie?"

Nifty: (popping up from floorboards) "Is he a BAAAAD BOYYYY~?"

Seviathan: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAt-"

Vaggie: "What part of shut up there's a spear at your throat don't you get."

Seviathan: (jaw clicks shut)

Charlie: "Nope! He's not a boy boy! Just annoying! Mostly."

Nifty: "DAMN IT."

Angel Dust: "How's the huntin' goin' today, Nif?"

Nifty: (pouts) "The last baby bug got away... I hadn't even finished ripping it's little legs off while the mother bug watched it squirm..." (slinks back under floor)

Everyone else: "....."

Charlie: "... so! (claps hands)

Charlie: "Sev, if you really wanna help out that's fine, we're still finishing up the last touches on the new hotel if you feel like doing a little paint work and furniture moving!"

Seviathan: "....."

Charlie: "Sev?"

Seviathan: "..."

Angel Dust: "Think we broke him."

Husk: "I think it's the fucking spear pressed up against his fucking windpipe."

Charlie: "Oh! Whoops. Vaggie, please?"

Vaggie: ".... fiiiine."

Vaggie: (steps back) (wipes spear on nearby curtains) "Answer her."

Seviathan: (staring) "What's your name?"

Vaggie: "Hotel manager. Answer her."

Seviathan: "Charlie-" (still staring at vaggie) "-I would LOVE to help set up your pet sinner terrarium thing!"

Vaggie: "Our WHAT."

Husk & Angel Dust: "Hey!"

Charlie: "It's a hotel, Sev."

Seviathan: "Uh huh yeah sure, that thing!"

Vaggie: (lifts spear)

Charlie: (gently pushes gf spear back down) "Oh I'm going to regret this... ok. Let's, get you some gloves and stuff."

Seviathan: "Alright!" (holds hand up to vaggie) "Give me some skin!"

Vaggie: "...." (lifts spear again)

Charlie: "Excuse us Sev just ONE moment!"

Charlie: (pulls gf safe distance away)

Charlie: "Vaggie..? You okay?"

Vaggie: "Fine."

Charlie: "You're eye's, um. Twitching." (tenderly brushes fringe away from gf's eye) "Are you okay with this? He doesn't have to stay."

Vaggie: "No. It's fine." (sighs) "I want to be okay with it."

Charlie: "It's okay if you're not!"

Vaggie: "I will be, sweetie. Just give me a minute." (leans up for kiss) "But. I need to go do a Niffty and stab something. Really hard. Right now. And if I stay here one minute more, it's gonna be him."

Charlie: "Okay." (giggles) "Have fun stabbing things that aren't my ex?"

Vaggie: "I'll try to."

Seviathan: "Oh hey I'm awesome at stabbing! And the thrusting!"

Angel Dust: "PLEASE stick around, toots."

Husk: (mumbling) "Please fucking stick him."

Seviathan: "Long hard things are totally my thing, I could give you a few pointers on handling them no problem!"

Vaggie: "No."

Seviathan: "Oh come on, how about a hands on demonstration-"

Vaggie: (at charlie) "Keep him away from the kitchen knifes. He looks like he'd stab himself showing off and make a mess."

Charlie: "Heheh~ I'll try to."

Vaggie: "Good luck with that babe." (smooches her) (flies off to go stab)

Seviathan: "...."

Seviathan: "She single?"

Charlie: "She- NO? She is not??"

Angel Dust: (whisper hissing) "Is he blind? Didn't they just kiss???"

Seviathan: "We'll she's gonna be single soon, but not for long."

Husk: "He's dead."

Demon Charlie: "Her girlfriend is ME, Seviathan."

Seviathan: "Girlfriend? So she's-"

Demon Charlie: "VERY VERY GAY and TAKEN, YES."

Seviathan: "Wait, with you? Seriously??"

Demon Charlie: "Yes. Me. For s e v e r a l. Happy. Years."

Husk: (lifts bottle) "Cheers motherfuckers."

Seviathan: "Ohhh, so all that making out with you she did, it wasn't just her flirting with m-"

Angel Dust: "Holy. Fuck."

Demon Charlie: "SHE WASN't FLIRTING WITH YOU! SHE LOVES ME- SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!!"

Seviathan: "I'd let her, to be honest. She's hot."

Husk: "Let her?"

Angel Dust: "Dude."

Husk: "The fuck does he mean, let her? He wouldn't have a fucking choice-"

Demon Charlie: "On second thought maybe you SHOULD'NT help out with the hotel, actually!"

Demon Charlie: (grabbing him by scruff of the neck and marching towards door) "It was VERY nice of you to drop by, PLEASE go have a good rest of your life, you'll probably have a LONGER one if you live it away from here!"

Seviathan: "Aww Charlie, getting nervous over having competition?"

Husk: (spits out drink)

Demon Charlie: "You are SOOOOOO not competition! You might end up being another hotel fatality though!"

Angel Dust: "Bet on which of 'em kills him first?"

Husk: "Shut up I'm trying to listen."

Seviathan: "I just think a woman like that should have her pick from the best hell can offer!"

Demon Charlie: "I'm the princess of hell???"

Seviathan: "Sure, but you hardly ever act like it."

Demon Charlie: "I...! She, she doesn't mind me being like me. She-"

Seviathan: "What, a commanding woman like that is fine with a spineless partner? No offence. But come on."

Angel Dust: "Alright, now I'm gonna kill him."

Husk: "Let her do it herself."

Angel Dust: "Hmph!"

Seviathan: "She's never asked you to try being more of an actual princess sometimes?"

Demon Charlie: "No, she... Not like, not like that..."

Seviathan: "Not like that, huh?"

Demon Charlie: "No." (yanks open door) "And our relationship has NOTHING to do with you."

Seviathan: (grabbing doorframe) "But you know it could."

Demon Charlie: "NO IT WON'T. COULDN'T! WILL NOT, EVER!!!!"

Seviathan: "So why're you throwing me out of your silly hotel thing, then?"

Demon Charlie: "....."

Seviathan: "Scaaaared...?"

Demon Charlie: (drops him) (shuts door) "I trust her."

Seviathan: "Said like no one who ever got dumped so their girl could be with me."

Demon Charlie: "I trust her not to ACTUALLY kill you, I mean."

Seviathan: "Fuck I hope she tries... Maybe I'll let her pin me again."

Husk: (SNORTS) "'Let her'..."

Angel Dust: "He's gonna earn a fucking Darwin award at this rate."

Seviathan: (dusting ash off himself) "Kinda impressed you got all demon-ed so fast for this though. That's new!"

Charlie: "I've told you, it only happens when I'm PISSED. OFF."

Angel Dust: "YEAH DOLLFACE GET HIS ASS!"

Seviathan: "I know but like, it used to take a lot to get you all riled up. I hardly ever got to see you like this in bed even. Maybe if it'd been easier we'd still be a thing?"

Charlie: "You know I realllly really doubt it since I dumped YOU."

Husk: "HA!"

Angel Dust: "WOOOOO! BURRRRRN!"

Charlie: "And I dumped you partly BECAUSE you kept trying to 'rile me up' so you could try having sexy scary demon sex with me!"

Angel Dust: "OHHHHH!!!!"

Charlie: "Not that you ever even DID!"

Husk: "Fuck yes."

Charlie: "Because I always had waaaaay more fun sleeping on the COUCH!"

Husk & Angel Dust: (high five)

Seviathan: "...."

Seviathan: "So that's a no to having a threesome with us once I'm dating your soon to be ex girlfriend, huh?"

Demon Charlie: "SEV-"

Charlie: (deep breath)

Charlie: "... why do you even think you like her, Seviathan? You don't know her. She doesn't like you. You don't even know her name."

Seviathan: "She's hot."

Charlie: "Can We Try To Be More Specific, Please."

Seviathan: "I don't know? It was cute how she tried bullying me against a wall like that. All snapping orders like she was some kinda drill sergeant, or like a hot coach lady, treating me like some kinda bug crawling by her shoe- Who doesn't think that's hot?"

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "Ohhhh."

Angel Dust: "Oh FUCK!"

Husk: (laughing) "The motherfucking alpha man-"

Angel Dust: "He's a fucking sub!!!!"

Seviathan: "What, like the sandwich? Shit. Are my pants fitting too tight again-"

Charlie: "Angel Dust."

Angel Dust: "Yesssss oh fearless leader...?

Charlie: (covers eyes) (turns) (escapes)

Charlie: "He's all yours."

Seviathan: "Whoa wait, where're you going-"

Charlie: "I'm gonna go surprise MY longtime girlfriend with kisses!"

Seviathan: "Hold on don't leave me with these two! Charlie!?"

Charlie: (already gone)

Seviathan: "For fuck's sake then I'm outta here too! I didn't come here to hang out with lame guys-"

Angel Dust: "Oh my little baby boy."

Angel Dust: (grins) (leans in) ".....how's the idea of a woman standin' over you with a whip make ya feel?"

Seviathan: "Good?"

Angel Dust: "Mm-hmm. An' if ya was wearing a collar?"

Seviathan: "..." (takes off hat) (holds it over crotch)

Husk: "Great. Another horrible memory to drown away with booze." (swigs)

Angel Dust: (draping arm around seviathan) "C'mon, let's find ya a dom who WON'T for real rail you with her spear~"

Seviathan: "Oh whoa."

Husk: "Oh fucking save me booze..." (down in one)

Niffty: (sobbing under floorboards)

Husk: "What the fuck? What's wrong with you?"

Niffty: "Th-the bad boys..." (sniffling) "... why are so many of them turning out LAME? Even the king of HELL asked me if I was OKAY when he stepped out his door in his ducky slippers and found me lying in front of it like a rug! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BAD MEN THESE DAYS!?"

Husk: "...."

Husk: "Here."

Husk: (hands down drink)

Niffty: (hands popping out to grabby grabby) "IT'S SO SAAAAAD HUSK!" (snatches) (gulps) (gulps) (faint thump and snoring)

Husk: "I can't fucking believe I risked my fucking life for this place."

Husk: (smiles anyway)

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

KNUCKLE TATTOOS

DICK BALS

BETA CUCK

STAR WARS

SUCK FUCK

FERA LHOG

THEJ OKER

EATS FEET

RAZL DAZL

KNUK TATS

BABY GIRL

BUTT HOLE

A.HAM A.BUR

ONCE -LER

JEB! BUSH

PRON OUNS

MYFI NGRS

BIGB OOBS

GOOD LORD

WEEE EEEE

TEE♡ HEE♡

COCK VORE

SIXFI NGERS

HAND JOB!

AMON GUSඞ

TWIN TWRS

CALL SAUL

PUNC HYOU

YURI YAOI

FORT NITE

JAKE PAUL

PIKA PIKA

FACE BOOK

ELON MUSK

HATE GAYS

JOEB IDEN

CRUC IFIX

YUOR DEVL

TOON TOWN

CRPY PSTA

KILL BILL

SOCC RMOM

HOPE UDIE

JOHN LOCK

SUPR HELL

ROAD TRIP

PRTY ROCK

DOES DRUG

SEXH AVER

SUCK UOFF

IAMA LSBO

BISE XUAL

NGRY BIRD

SMOS H.COM

MARI OBRO

RPGM AKER

CAS♡ DEAN

DIVO RCE☹

YAOI HAND

SEXY HOMO

ITMY HAND

OWIE OUCH

JAKE DOG (the empty space is for a portrait of him)

BIOS HOCK

PADS TMPN

ONEP IECE

SCOT LAND

GAMB LING

FEET PICS

JUNJ IITO

GARF IELD

RIDD LER?

GRDN RMSY

DNGN RNPA

ROLE PLAY

KEYB OARD

LEGO LAND

HOLY SHIT

WIKI PDIA

TAPE WORM

DADY ISUE

WIKI FEET

ITCH BALS

CROA TOAN

LOCH NESS

SANS NESS

MTHW PTRK

IBPR OFEN

HOME WORK

RCKY HROR

STRI PPER

FIRE STAR

BATH ROOM

MALE WIFE

HOTT LEGS

GOOF BALL

OMGA VERS

GLUP SHIT

OPEN CSKT

LITL PONY

RAYQ UAZA

TUBE ULAR

RATA TOUI

BIRT HDAY

FAML YGUY

SIMS FOUR

COLO RADO

RDIO STAR

COLD HAND

PNIS ENVY

E621 USER

AIRP LANE

NNJA TRTL

ASDF MOVI

FROG LEGS

UNGA BNGA

APPL SAUC

TWNK DETH

DRTH VADR

GENI TALS

LEGO BTMN

FINN JAKE

FUCK YEAH

ATOM BOMB

DAVI NKY?

MAMA MIA!

SLAY CUNT

FLAT FUCK

DCTR PHIL

SASU NARU

HELO KITY

Y/YO A/TI

SHRE KTWO

SPDR MNKY

PORR IDGE

PMPL POPR

LADY GAGA

TAXF RAUD

AWOO GA!!

CPTN [HOOK] (ideally you wouldn’t write hook at all because you would have an actual hook hand here. the text of “HOOK” is. implied)

MATCHING KNUCKLE TATTOOS

for two people

GUES WHAT / CHKN BUTT

DAFY DUCK / BUGS BUNY

CREW MATE / IMPO STER

HAND HOOK / CARS DOOR

POWR BTTM / SRVC ETOP

UNDR TALE / DLTA RUNE

FEMI NISM / MISO GYNY

GIRL DICK / BOYP USSY

ROOP PAUL / DRAG RACE

FIVE GUYS / BRGR FRYS

for three people

GASL IGHT / GATE KEEP / GIRL BOSS

SUPR NTRL / DOCT RWHO / SHER LOCK

BLOD BORN / ELDN RING / DARK SOUL

for six people

APPL JACK / FLUT RSHY / ♡RAR ITY♡ / TWLT SPKL / PINK YPIE / RNBW DASH

for seven people

SPON GBOB / PTRK STAR / SNDY SQRL / SQUI DWRD / MR.K RABS / PLAN KTON

[ghostfrog28]

My Greasefire Life as TikTok Sounds Pt. 2!

~~

Thad: (Snoring loudly)

Ashley: AHHHHHHH!

Ashley: Where am I?!

Denny’s: WHAT WAS THATTT?!!!

Ashley: Oh my god, I’m so sorry! I just had a nightmare.

~~

Thad: Come on, you old c*nt! We’re going on an adventure!

Denny’s: How about get fucked, mate??

Ashley: How about “you’re a w*nker”!

~~

Lexi: It’s a white flag, and you might as well start waving it right now, Denny’s!

Denny’s: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Ash and Thad who were nearby: …good lord.

~~

Denny’s: Yo, that shit was bussin bussin!

Ashley: Fr Fr!

Thad: (In a British accent) My lord! These fries are unequivocally fucking busting!

All 3: (Laughing)

~~

Thad to his rugby team: Guess who jealous of Denny’s?

His teammates: Ooooo

Thad: Alexis!

Everyone: (Screaming)

~~

Denny’s: Hey, just double checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, right? I’m dying to go to the new place like I can’t-

Thad: (Looks up dazed and confused)

Denny’s: Oh, I’m sorry! Dinner, tomorrow, me!

Thad: Yayyy!

~~

Denny’s opening a text at 3 am sent by a drunk Thad: Wow, that’s a lot of words.

Denny’s putting her phone down: Too bad I ain’t readin them.

~~

Bouncer at the VIP place: How did you get past security?! His fortress is impenetrable?!

Ash and Denny’s, thanks to Duke: Door was unlocked…

Bouncer: Son of a BITCH!

~~

Ashley: (Singing the opening tune to Come and Get Your Love) Hey!

Denny’s, who was let in by Lin: (Somewhere in the house) Hey!

Ashley: What?!

~~

Ashley: Which way to the living without a brain seminar?!

Lexi: Don’t be late!

Ash, now seeing Denny’s next to them ready to take their order: Turkey sandwich!

~~

Lexi: You said you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Thad: Namaste

Lexi: And you’re supposed to be dead!

Ashley: I got better?

~~

Ashley: What??

Denny’s: Behind you!

Ashley: (Turns around to Lexi right behind him) Oh my god!

~~

Duke, watching Denny’s and Lexi arguing: Watch them run, they will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ this will be fun!

~~

Denny’s to Lexi: (Mockingly) Only god can judge me! Ha, incorrect. I can, you’re a c*nt!

~~

Ashley: Everybody’s always like “Ash how’d you bag a baddie?! How’d you bag that baddie, bruh?!” I didn’t bag shit. Denny’s picked me up from my neck, and threw me over her shoulder and I’ve been on it ever since. And I ain’t got no plans of getting off anytime soon!

~~

Ashley: In the name of the Father, Son,  and Holy Ghost,

Thad: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,

Lenna: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!

Denny’s: Hay Macarena!

~~

That’s all for this one, hope you enjoy! I’ll make a part three some time later!

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy” cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode

[mediawhorefics]

Do you have any hot tales about tsn?

tsn hot takes ??? gosh, idk if they're hot takes but i have opinions?

i'm sorry to rpf on main but 'andrew garfield was in love with jesse eisenberg' is a hilll i'm going to die on.

similarly, andrew garfield played eduado as in love with mark and watching the movie through that lens enriches the whole experience. fight me.

tsn deserved to win best picture in 2011. out of all the nominees that year, it's the one that has only gained relevance as time passes and had something to say about our culture, both back then and right now. i think it's almost more relevant now than back then. its social commentary on the way we live our lives on the internet is pretty spot on. i mean 'the internet is written in ink'. give me one line better from another movie that year. we lived on farms then we lived in cities and now we're gonna live on the internet?? damn.

this isnt an opinion, more like an observation? back in 2010, people complained about the harsh depiction of zuck but he's worked so hard to prove the movie not only right but also now it almost reads as mild compared to who that guy actually is. it's fascinating in terms of tsn's cultural legacy. where's that one quote from that article about tsn turning 10 yo? the movie couldn't predict what facebook would turn into (in terms of misinformation and manipulation of information) but it understood that the desire to tear down the establishment is not the same as the wish to build something better in its place? anyways, that.

it has one of the greatest soundtracks ever. i don't think any movie has topped it since. that opening sequence with hand covers bruise? holy shit.

i always wonder if it does enough to condemn the elitist misogynistic culture of those rich harvard guys/those rich tech guys. like... i always joke that it's one of my 'ooops the filmmakers forgot women were people' favourite films (i have a few of those) but at the same time, it feels very pointed and purposeful in its depiction. and we know that fincher has a history of exploring toxic masculinity as a theme without explicitly condemning it and trusting his audience to get the message. which, honey, men are not smart. i mean, we get the iconic erica moment telling us from the start 'it'll be because you're an asshole' and then the movie proceeds to prove that to us. but is that enough? is the movie sexist or is the character? or both? i don't know i kinda go back and forth on this. again not a take, just thoughts.

i read this one letterboxd review like a year ago that said something along the line of: best movie of all time they have him tell us ' i don't want friends' in the first eight minutes and it blew my fucking mind. they literally tell us in the first eight minutes, aaron sorkin i just want to talk.

i love him and would kill for him, but eduardo telling mark 'i was your only friend you had one friend' was not only untrue but kinda manipulative. not that mark didn't deserve it.

high key this is one of the most quotable movies of all time. did you know i sent forty-seven texts???

there are whole worlds of unsaid things in the 'you have no idea what that's going to mean to my father' 'sure i do' i am OBSESSED with their relationship.

eduardo's bitchy 'is he?' when sean says he's wired in before the laptop smash is just as, if not more, iconic than the rest of the speech.

andrew was robbed of both a nomination and an oscar for this performance. i stand by it.

2011 golden globes jesse eisenberg dragging andrew gafield out of his chair top awards moment of all time. you had to be there.

people will bitch about tsn rpf and people writing fic about mark zuckerberg but where would we (tumblr) be as a society without jesse and andrew's 'you didn't know me at 13' 'i really wish i had'. where would your pining web-weaving fandom posts be without mr garfield's embarrassingly public crush on his facebook movie co star? check and mate.

genuinely think it would have solved a lot of their problems if mark and eduardo had fucked. or it would have created other different problems. either way, a win.

we all know it should have ended with mark sending eduardo a friend request. literally the only flaw in this film.

i honestly think the tsn press tour is on like... lotr bts footage level in terms of ~as enjoyable if not more than the original film. and i don't say this lightly. it's one of the highest praise i've got.

i'm a basic bitch but every single scene of mark defending eduardo post-betrayal is like.... [SCREAM]

it IS the greatest divorce movie of our time. marriage story fucking wishes mate.

tsn is 100% a girl movie. like red flag for men green flag for women (& gnc people) kind of stuff.

it's on par with all of shakespeare's best tragedies. for me.

lmao when i read this ask i thought damn i won't have much to say and now i have to stop myself because my food is ready and i'm starting. anyways this is barely scratching the surface. i might come back for a part two?

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

Watching you dancing in your platform shoes You look so pretty in these reds and blues Baby, please, I know we're diving deep And you can barely breathe I'm scared completely that you'll up and leave me Is it worth this feeling?

Who are we kidding? That night in Milwaukee Was already starting

Your hair in my mouth Pull me down to the couch Oh, I want you right now And everyone tells me My heart beats for nothing But something is changing

I've still got that ring that you let me wear In that haunted swimming pool, I know you felt me there You'll win this hide, don't try to change my mind I feel so sure this time

Standing in just your t-shirt I know that this will hurt If you let go of me first

Who was I kidding? That night in Milwaukee You already had me

Your hair in my mouth Pull me down to the couch Oh, I want you right now I want you right now And everyone tells me My heart beats for nothing But something is changing

Standing in just your t-shirt Something is changing If you let go of me first Something is changing

***

@karatecaulfield back to making the lesbians little graphics and such!!!

Actually posting it is my birthday present to myself XD I just turned 26!!! This just in: Getting old isn't actually that scary. It might be when my health starts failing and whatnot, but for now I am vibing. Might finally get a job soon, too, so I can now shitpost without worrying about money constantly!!!

Also YO I MADE THIS AGES AGO BUT I NEVER POSTED BECAUSE I KEPT OBSESSING OVER THE PERFECT RUBY RING HELP

Truly what has obsessing over a couple of rich lesbians done to me akanhdusygduyis Do you know how much I would've cared about finding the perfect picture of a ruby ring 3 years ago??? 0%. YasMoon has forever altered me. There's no going back to who I once was.

I still debated myself for a long-ass time because like. I was like is that TOO much red nail polish??? Should I crop it out in the middle left pic??? Is it more symbolically poetic or whatever if only YASMINE has flashy red nail polish??? Is she the only one between them who gets to act like a showy tropical bird doing a mating dance??? But then I was like nah...wearing matching nail polish is 4000% one of those coupley-things-we're-gonna-pass-off-as-best-friend-things Yasmine and Moon would definitely do. And they both look damn good in it, so. Fuck it!!! They went matchy matchy to their secret hotel date!!!

So I got kind of obsessed with the idea of a YasMoon songfic based on Wisconsin Ave by Kailee Morgue, where basically Yasmine secretly books a nice hotel room the night after her 15th birthday (so pre-show!) so she and Moon can have a night to themselves and finally be free to do whatever they want! I've mentioned it in previous posts, but I am like. VERY certain these two were messing around backstage during (and before) Season 1, and the idea is so JUICY that I sadly am coming up with plot bunnies about it faster than I can write them D:

For whatever reason, Wisconsin Ave is the one that keeps chewing on me like a brain worm, and may in fact become a full-length songfic one of these days ^^; So naturally, to tide me over until then, I sated this desire the only way I know how...

MOODBOARDS AND FICLETS BAYBEE

This moodboard goes with this, this, this, and this! (Might make Daze Inn its own moodboard too, if I REALLY can't Find My Chill with these things ^^;) Tangentially related, but Yasmine's blue dress at the beginning of the Halloween episode in S1 was SUCH an underrated look. Like I don't care if it was supposed to be slutty or whatever!!! It served!!! I miss her skimpy little outfits tbh, the girl can have a redemption arc without having to dress "modest" like the good girls ;_____; Let her dress like a slut!!! This is her holy divine right as a woman!!!

Also they definitely underwater kissed in that hotel pool. I know, I was there, they told me themselves--

In any case, Moon would absolutely see Yas spinning around in that dress in a pair of stylish platform heels and just be so fucking gone for her. I love imagining it as this sweet, blissful moment of butterflies in her stomach and the unique euphoria of young love...and then reality comes crashing down seconds later and Moon is like "oh, I am fucked." Because all they get is this one perfect night--one night to be themselves and love each other the way they want to and let loose and do whatever they want...and then they have to go home. They have to go back under the watchful eyes of parents and classmates and snotty neighbors and everyone else who they have to hide from.

And Moon has to wonder. What if this this little arrangement between--this affection limited only to where no one can see--gets to be too much for Yasmine? What if she starts wanting someone she can show off? Love in the open? Take home to her parents?

...a boy?

And she lives in that fear. She lives in the fear that Yasmine could snatch away everything they have on a moment's notice and leave her behind to pursue something a little less...complicated.

She feels it all night--watching Yasmine dance, kissing her on the suite couch, wearing the ring Yasmine got as a birthday gift with their feet dangling in the Universal Studios Hilton pool that some kid supposedly drowned in. Waking up in Yasmine's shirt the next morning.

Knowing that she's Yasmine's, whether she wants to be or not. Moon is in too deep to pull herself away now.

The other girls in their group sneer at her. They see how she looks at Yasmine. They know the admiration in her eyes go beyond platonic.

And they hate her, because she's the only one that Yasmine gives any of that back to. She's The Favorite. The right-hand Beta Bitch. Unquestionably second in their lunch table's pecking order. She calls the shots far more than any of the other girls are allowed.

Not that Moon feels the need to call shots. But it's still a privilege not afforded to the girls who throw snide, passive-aggressive comments her way.

It'd bother Moon more if Yasmine actually gave a shit. But their "friends" are irrelevant to the queen bee beyond how good they can make the table look to the rest of the school.

Harper Moreno confronts her one time. Corners Moon on the way to history class--a class she notably doesn't share with Yasmine.

"I know you want Yasmine." Harper doesn't mince words. "I see you over there, leering at her all lunch. You're wasting your time."

"I don't--"

"No use lying about it." Harper's eyes flash coldly. "You really think you're the only one of us who's ever wanted to fuck her? You're not special, Moon."

Moon sways on her feet, caught off-guard.

"Did you ever...?"

"Not me, no. But I know others who have."

Yasmine would tell her Harper's trying to get the better of her. Work her up until she loses her composure and gives Harper the kind of undignified reaction she wants. Something she can get Aubrey or Jenna--probably hiding somewhere in a nearby crowd--to stealthily record and put on her Instagram story.

Something to bring her down so Harper can fill the now-vacant spot of Yasmine's second-in-command.

Moon isn't going to have it.

"You don't know me," she says coldly. "You don't know her. I matter to her in a way you don't."

It's a cruel thing to say. Yasmine would approve.

So much of what Moon does hinges on that these days.

Moon doesn't like the conniving smile Harper gives her. The way the other girl steps forward, putting only a few inches between them before leaning forward and hissing in her ear.

"It's all for nothing, you know. Your little crush. Yasmine will throw you away once she's done with you, just like she does with everyone."

As Harper saunters off, she throws one last sneer over her shoulder.

"I've known her since middle school, by the way. I've learned by now you don't get attached. Maybe you should wise up, too."

Most everyone else she talked to told her something similar. Her mom warned her away even more strongly.

"I went to high school with that type of girl too, Moonchild. They'll break your heart. Plain and simple."

But on the morning after Yasmine's 15th, looking at herself in a hotel mirror clad in Yasmine's clothes...

Moon has her doubts.

After all, it's not just any girl Yasmine invites for a private getaway in a luxury room. And if the loose Paris t-shirt hanging off her, the ruby ring still on her bedside table, and the bright red nail polish Yasmine picked solely to match Moon's are any indication...

Yasmine seems to have gotten pretty tangled up herself.

And something is shifting. The way Yasmine's sprawled out on the bed with her hair a rumpled mess on the pillows, drool trailing from her mouth...

It's imperfection she's never dared show before. Every past time she and Moon screwed around, one always fled before the morning came.

Now here Yasmine is, messy and flawed and laying it all bare for Moon to see. Trusting Moon with it.

It feels like the beginning of something.

Not the beginning of a "real" relationship. Moon isn't that naive.

But the beginning of Yasmine considering what they have is deeper than she planned?

That Moon can hope for.

***

(This is Harper btw)

I gave her a personality and a backstory!!! She fucking sucks and I'm very excited to write more of her being a menace <3

I do fr wonder about the other girls at Yasmine and Moon's S1 table. Like who are they??? Did they really all just ditch tf out of Yasmine after the wedgie incident??? Why did Yasmine deem them in particular worthy of the Rich Girl Clique, but only sometimes (since it's different extras at the lunch table in different scenes)???? Anyways, I imagine they prolly were passive-aggressive terrors to Moon because of all the blatant favoritism and special treatment she got from the Alpha Bitch. There was so totally inner bullying going on in that clique, and someday!!! I will write about it more than anyone ever asked for!!!

Anyways!!! More posts about Best Lesbians coming soon :3 As always, moodboard pic credits available upon request!

[icarusredwings]

FINE ill review it DAMN

Review of hellraiser heartbreaker

Playlist:

Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis Bextor

Tommy Gun - Royal Republic

Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

Tell Me The Truth - Two Feet

Undisclosed Desires - Muse

Jolene - Beyonce

I Wanna Be Yours - Foxy Shazam

Chapter 1.

Yoo lmao young wolvie is like "whats wrong with this guy?" And wades SOOO excited to be beat the shit out of.

"Let my babt boy go >:( you big meanies" ahh wade you silly thing.

Sokay baby boy dawww

Flirty kitty it is

Remeber kiddos introducing two wolverines in a very small area is NOT advised. Young wolvie is like a kitten, his hair going up and growling because hes scared and Logan growling to admit dominance and maturity over him. Jeez lousie.

"Ahahah behave" wade honey I bet logan loves when you defend his place in your life.

Chapter 2.

Oooh what a good start I love how hes sitting here staring at wade because he knows him and logan is NOT having it. He knows what young pups try to do, they try to steal your mate and hes not about to let that happen.

Pfft logan really said "ah hell nah id fuck anything back then im coming too"

THEY FUCKING VAN GOUGHED ME HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST LINES EVER

“This is why you’re my favorite.”

Logan tried hard not to smirk at that. He failed.

That right there confirms that wade KNOWS logan is jealous already and is lowkey trying hard not to entice younger wolverine too much because he knows he's gonna kill him.

I should thank Wade then. I should thank him very thoroughly .”

Oh so youve chosen death little one?

"Gotcha you pointy little bitch!" Me at my splinters.

Aww man wade is being so careful with both of them, hes just less careful with you logan cause your younger has a collar on right now thats all.

Did you forget your wade is one of the top mercs there is? He never has NOT gotten a job done, which means handling wolvie with care you stupid old man.

Chapter 3.

Yo he already said no once. Leave it.

He finna kill you, you better start acting right.

“I said no.” There was no hint of playfulness or friendliness there. Just finality. It was enough to make Wolverine back down.

See? I told you. God you little degenerate. You need trained that no means no sheesh.

Yeah those hips are quick but they aint for you

Awwww logan got him rabbits like a good hound dog. Bro really said "man I need to impress my mate lemme go kill some innocent rabbits to eat"

Finding food and showing how reliable he could be to Wade.

“Oh Logan,” that was a new tone from Wade. Affectionate. Directed at Logan. Not at him.

Yes exactly.

Wade brought me home

He sure as fuck did. He might as well collar you with his name on it too. Big strong boy. All jealous of a little inexperienced wolvie. Psshh lets be so for real.

“I don't see a ring, asshole.”

“Don't. Fucking. Touch. Him.”

ALEXA!! PLAY SINGLE LADIES FOR THE EPIC FIGHT THATS ABOUTA HAPPENA

Suddenly, the tip of a katana pushed against Logan’s cheek.

“What did I say about fighting?” Wade panted, his white eyes glaring. There was that seriousness in his voice again. Logan rolled his eyes at him. The katana pushed into Logan’s cheek until a trail of blood came out.

tHIS IS WHAT I KEEP SAYING!! wade does NOT fuck around when it comes to jobs! He was taught and trained to ALWAYS finish the job. Hes terrifying bro I would literally kill myself if I knew this man was after me because id be afraid hed play with me and not kill me fast enough.

Both of you need to settle your shit. I can’t have you guys fucking my mission up

Exhibit B. Do NOT come between an adhd man and his dopamine and his dopamine is finishing missions and getting cash.

Ooh my poor baby though. Like seriously you need a shock collar and maybe neutered bc holy hell no is non existent to you but you just miss your own. Its a shame yours always dies. Its really not fair. But you cant just go stealing other peoples wades either. Hes limited edition baby. If him and his poolcule dont invite you you cant touchy.

Got inspired by PrettyPonyRideToHell’s fic Hellraiser, Heartbreaker

Never knew I needed Worst Wolvie having to deal with his little shit, younger self and with Wade ofc caught in the middle 😌✨

[unhingedreviews]

Carmilla the Youtube show

The sun is shining, it is 5:52pm and I have decided that nothing will happen this evening except the completion of this show so I have pot noodles and a fiery desire to forget reality so let's goooo

1 E20 "Sock Puppets and European History"

Flashback material with sock puppets jesus

Carmella's sock puppet is like the Potter Puppet Pals Voldemort

Ma'am I'm fairly sure that in the original text you do definitely eat those girls but I get that you can't be the bad guy in this Canonically Queer Vampires Are Great retelling

Carmilla became a Hozier song yo

Her mother is the dean, right

KNEW IT

S1 E21 "Strategic Planning"

Carmilla slurping blood and watching Twilight is a mood

Carmilla | S1 E22 "Afterbite"

Tbh the mother in the book is a huge Question Mark and maybe I missed it because I read most of the book in sub zero temperatures but she orchestrated Carmilla's friendships, right? So she was either also a vampire or a very dedicated servant

Oh god just kiss already

S1 E23 "We Need To Talk About Carmilla"

I'm with her as ethics as an attempt to impose order

Carmilla | S1 E24 "Breaking Up (With An Amazon) Is Hard To Do"

It really bugs me that you can't tell what season it is from the clothes they're wearing

This is nearing Carry On Film levels but caring about someone =/= it's your job to keep them safe is in fact a salient observation

S1 E25 "Basic Parasitology"

'Nobody likes theatre students' ahahah

I take back the comments about the good lines, 'holy crapsticks' should be an illegal phrase

S1 E26 "The Standard Issue"

'I don't want to be Susan anymore' okay why do the good emotional lines always follow the shit ones

'I've been marked for death by a vampire cabal and you are fighting with your best friend.' Potato tomato

S1 E27 "Required Reading"

The library ATE someone that is the way to go

Okay what if people are watching these videos are they just assuming it's a prank

Carmilla. Wear pyjamas. Those jeans are not comfortable for sleeping. also. Carmilla in pyjamas

S1 E28 "Blame Enough For All"

GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE BED

and seriously why are you live broadcasting this shit

Did Laura just fall asleep flat on her face

S1 E29 "PTSD & Brownies"

I too clean when anxious, although you would not know this to survey the current state of my living quarters

The curly haired girl vacuumed AROUND Carmilla who didn't wake up what

Sidenote: either someone in the next door house is putting up a shelf or having sex I'll update you

Oh it's stopped almost straight away

So presumably...

S1 E30 "Monsters, Lies & Videotapes"

LaFontaine is pragmatic in a crisis, I appreciate that

S1 E31 "Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades"

So Laura got bit and still nothing's happened except cat dreams? I had a cat dream the other day. Do I have cute goth roommates? No.

I'm with the redhead, even I do my homework when the world is ending

Laura you put on a random necklace you'd never seen before having spent half a semester badly battling the forces of evil COME ON

S1 E31 "Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades"

I'm with the redhead, even I do my homework when the world is ending

Laura you put on a random necklace you'd never seen before having spent half a semester badly battling the forces of evil COME ON

S1 E31 "Of Hearts And Holy Hand Grenades"

Got distracted by some weather idk Carmilla's mother is around?

S1 E33 "Pep Rally"

'There is a whole campus full of people out there' and none of them want to get involved mate have you met students

Oh I was right

S1 E33 Do Not Go Into The Light

I don't know what flunking out is but it sounds American for 'was shit at uni and the uni told me to fuck off'

S1 E35 "Heroic Vampire Bull****"

Are these people being cute gross

Why does my university have a heel dancing club but not an alchemy club

'When the chips are down you're kinda like a bro' that is friendship right there

S1 E36 "Life Goes On"

Betty is me. entirely.

LaFontaine is dating a computer ghost of course they are

If Carmilla is vampire why'd Laura hold up her head when feeding her blood if she doesn't breathe can she choke??

okay yeah that was cute

'I was using the ancient book as a bathmat' fair

THOUGHTS OF A VERY TIRED, HIGHLY STRUNG VIEWER

I'd rather flatshare with Carmilla than most of my current household because at least she's pleasant to look at when she doesn't clean up after herself. and also is a goth lesbian I GUESS. also top stuff making a TV show using one camera angle and an extremely old Sapphic vampire story as your source material, that was a gamble and I appreciate it

[mamamilki]

More Steven HC’s

(Ep 5 spoilers)

Fluff, some smut(he is a bottom), angst, all of the above im in my feels…

Parings: Steven x you(no mentions of gender/name)

YO THEY DID NOT JUST KILL MY BOY LIKE THAT BRO, IM GOING TO GO FOR KEVENS THROAT MAN HOW DARE THEY JUST DO THAT TO THE MOST INNOCENT MF MAN. ANYWAYS IM SO DAMN SAD AND PISSED HERE ARE SOME HEADCANNONS FOR HIM😭

Steven for sure smells like lavender. He is a calm and chill type person and I was thinking what else is calm and chill. Lavenders idk why I thought of a fucking flower but hey, the smell is so calming so why not.

“You know, Steven you smell like lavenders” you sat up not leaning on his shoulders anymore, Steven looks double takes from the television to you “e-excuse me?” Steven was caught off guard before you nod leaning forward towards his neck taking another sniff before you sensed Steven stiffen quite a bit, backing away hastily might I add “holy shit I’m sorry, that must’ve been so weird for you mate! You smelled calming and I just couldn’t help myself—“ you kept on rambling before Steven quickly grabbed you and gave you the best hug you’ve ever gotten in your many years of living. “I like the way you smell too.” He whispers softly in your ears before snuggling his face in the crook of your neck.

Steven adores wearing Cardigans, I saw this on TikTok it’s actually hilarious cause I can see it. Maybe when you randomly come over to hangout with the lad, you’d barge in to him wearing them, with the whole mom burrito wrap and everything man.

“Stevie!!” You entered the flat of your lovely man seeing him staring at you with wide doe eyes frozen like a dear in headlights…wearing a beige cardigan wrapped like how mothers in shows wear them. “What in the fuck are you wearing.” You nearly ran towards him before circling him like for a while. Before you let out a small giggle, that giggle leading to a full on laughing fit “SteHEehEhehHEHEHEVEN AHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA” you start kekwing while Steven stands still pouting giving you a sad look he huffs slightly before gently slapping your shoulder “that’s not nice..” you wipe a tear away from your eye as you hugged Steven “I adore it on you, you look amazing my lovely man” he blushes at the praise.

Speaking of praise, we all know this mf is either a switch or a hard bot I CANT HELP IT, HE IS SO SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE im not in my right mind :) . He would whine and beg to finally get that last tick he needed to climax. A lot of whimpering, and begging, and some crying maybe??

“Please…p-please! I’ve been a good b-boy ngh~~ ahh!” Steven was sprawled out on the bed with little beads of sweat on his forehead, his hair a mess as he stuffs his face in his pillow since the pleasure is too much for him. He would roll his hips and whimper (LIKE THAT CAR SCENE IN EP 2) your name over and over for you to finally make him cum. He thrives on your praises “you’re such a good boy Steven!” He’d nod his head frantically “o-only good f-for you…” you’d bounce on his hard dick making you both moan loudly for each other.

Whenever you guys get into an argument he’d try to fix it as soon as possible, you’d yell at him and he pouts at you trying to not cry (like the gif)

Steven shakes his head wildly “n-no! I didn’t do anything! I-it wasn’t me!” His wide glossy eyes lock in with yours as you glared at him absolutely tired “if it wasn’t you, who was it in the camera footage? Huh?” Steven runs up to you “I swear! I d-didn’t do that at all!” You were upset with Steven because you saw him almost bash someone’s head in at his job, you groan as you looked back at the nearly crying Steven, his hands were both in a tight fist in front of his chest, you felt horrible “Steven. I’m sorry.” You gave him a sad look before looking down at the floor “You should tell me what’s going on, please I’ve been with you forever.” You gave him a kiss before sitting on his lap

You and Steven would go out to karaoke and will sing your lovely hearts out, rarely you guys will take turns and when it’s your turn to sing he’d focus on you with heart eyes.

“Boy, you got me hooked onto something who could say that they saw us coming? Tell me do you feel the love?” You were to into the music to see Steven staring at you like how a kid stares at a mountain full of candy, he smiles with a pink tinted face thinking how lucky he is to get someone like you. Until you finally noticed you stopped singing “you alright, love?” He snaps out of his trance before nodding “yeah! Yeah! No I just got distracted that’s all!” He smiles before you continue singing.

Terrified of you going to the journey with him and Marc, he is aware you are able to protect yourself but still. He’d get worried but that worry disappears when he sees your fight.

You quickly ducked before punching the shit out of a dude who tried to kidnap you “touch me again, you’ll lose that fucking arm.” You glared at him in front of his face, Steven watches in awe as the man ran away before making his way to you “That was amazing! Love you were beautiful out there!” You gave him a soft smile before grabbing his hand “let’s go! Less talking, more walking!” You both were a match made in heaven, at least that’s what Steven thinks. You both are so lovely together it’s crazy. I wish I was with someone 😪

Anyways, You’d put Marc in his place if he speaks up to you. Idc. I know I said this is a Steven head cannon but I must include the big daddy in here.

Marc would take over as you were in the middle of talking to Steven before you also paused “wait a minute, where the hell did Steven go?!?” Marc would gaslight you and prob get going on the mission or say something snappy, that wasn’t going to be on your watch “AH UH! AINT NO WAY YOU IGNORE ME LIKE THAT.” You pull Marc by his ear before he slaps your hand “OW, what was that for?!?” You glared at him “for ignoring me. Do that again I’ll be the one to fuck you up and give you to Harrow myself understand??” Marc gulps audibly “yes…understood.” He leads you to where ever you guys are headed to safely.

Nah cause I’m having a lot of fun with these HC’s anyways if moonknight doesn’t revive Steven somehow on the next ep I may just go and protest in front of Keven Feige’s lawn.

[fieldofdaisiies]

Hi ^-^, are you accepting requests? if so, can I make a request for Azriel x reader in which Az meets a human with the powers and history of the scarlet witch and discovers that she is his mate?

Ooh, I loved the idea so much I had to immediately write it. Thank you so much for requesting it!! And yes, of course, when I like the idea and it is something where I can think of a good story I of course accept requests. I changed your request a bit to make it fit into the ACOTAR universe. I hope you like it (:

Azriel x Reader | Witch Encounters I

type: fluff

warnings: curse words, Az is injured, talk about sensitive wings

word count: 1303

summary: the request ^

*all rights reserved*

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A sweet scent crept into the Spymaster’s nose when he slowly managed to leave oblivion. Only the turn of his neck made his head ache furiously.

One wave of pain after another ran through the Shadowsinger’s body. A metallic taste had filled his mouth and icy-heat plastered his skin.

What the actual fuck had happened? And where the hell was he?

One moment he had been up in the air and in the next—

"You were struck down by arrows. Quite a naiv and also highly stupid stunt you were trying to pull out there."

Azriel‘s mouth must have opened and closed at least five times before he finally forced his stinging eyes open; they burned against the bright light.

"Who a—?"

"Y/N."

"Can you read m—?"

"Obviously."

You chuckled, approaching the injured male that was lying on your kitchen table. He was different to the males you had met in your life before. You had no idea what it was. Normally you would have just let him bleed out. Why would you care about a half dead fae male in your front yard? — With him it was different. You felt a pull, a tug on your chest that told you you needed to help him.

"Can you stop it?"

You immediately stopped in your track, placing the wet cloth down on the table. "Hm?"

"The mind reading. Are you daemati?"

"Am I what? No, don’t think so. I acquired the power of telepathy rather early so that is what I am. No daem-whatever."

Surrounding the table you finally appeared in Azriel’s vision and he—

—he was lost.

The tug on his chest nearly catapulted his heart to the other side of the room. Gaping like a fish, he stared at you, examining your face.

No.No.No. That could not be true. You could not be his mate.

"How…what…who…how and where did you why—?"

"Your blabbering makes no sense, am I allowed to look into your mind now?" You grinned, eyes glowing brightly. You were hella relieved that he had finally woken up.

You noticed him swallow hard, his Adam's apple popping out and then he shook his head. Holy gods, no. He could never let you look into his mind again. His thoughts were all over the place.

The scent of night-chilled mist and cedar filled your nostrils when you leaned over him and slowly moved the wet cloth over his bloody torso. The strong panes of muscles and the interesting tattoos not going unnoticed.

"There let me just quickly," you started, smoothing your other hand up to his shoulder, slowly helping him roll over a bit so that you could also clean the wound on his neck.

"Thank you…but why did you help me? How did you even find me?"

Before answering you did something that left him in utter surprise and confusion — you lifted your arm and just a moment later a small bottle and a tube came flying towards your palm.

Your lips formed a smile when your eyes took in his stunned face. The look of surprise made the otherwise fierce-looking male seem utterly adorable.

"You were lifelessly tumbling into my front yard and it felt right to help you, so nothing to thank me for. Name?"

His eyes went wide for a second and then finally his lips also curled. "Azriel."

"That’s beautiful." You smiled and Azriel was sure he had never seen anything only half as beautiful.

"What are yo-?"

"Let me quickly hel—?" you said at the exact same moment.

You both looked at each before starting to laugh.

"Sorry, please, you go first." You were surprised about his manners, dipping your chin in thanks.

"I just wanted to say. Let me quickly help you with your wings, they also took some damages." His eyes went wide, even wider than before, pupils dilating. For a moment your were thinking about entering his mind to find out what he was thinking—

"Erm, no better not. They will heal. I appreciate it a lot, thank you, but wings are a difficult matter."

"It turns you on when someone touches them?" you giggled, grinning at him while bracing your hands on his shoulders. He rolled his eyes, a smirk creeping up his lips.

"Yes, they are sensitive. No worries, they are not injured too badly I would feel it. Now stay out of my mind, okay?" Smiling you dipped your chin and felt some uncomfortable heat creep into your cheeks. Now you were intrigued and wanted to touch those wings even more.

You snapped out of your thoughts realising that he had wanted to ask you something as well, so you told him to ask.

"What are you? Witch? Healer?"

"I prefer the term sorceress, but yes, witch is also fine." He dipped his chin, seemingly examing your face.

How could that be true? Could you be his mate? For over 540 years he had waited for his mate and then it was a sorceress from the mortal lands?

You let him drink the content of the bottle and applied the cream on his wounds. He whimpered and squirmed under you but the soothing, cool paste soon made him sigh in relief.

Helping him sit up you got closer to his warm, hard body than was healthy for your traitorous, rapidly beating heart. He had only reluctantly agreed to let him carry over to your bed, so he could lie down and get some rest. Maybe you had manipulated his mind a teeny-tiny bit as otherwise he would have never agreed.

"You cannot fly or go anywhere. You need rest and to recover. You are not from here, the continent, right?"

Slowly lowering him to the bed, you pulled your beige sheets over him, careful of his wings of course.

"No, I am from Prythian."

Your chest squeezed at the mention of it, your stomach cramping. He must have noticed your discomfort, quickly removed a hand from under the blanket and moved it up to your face, brushing a strand of hair away. You could have melted into the touch of his warm, callused palm on your face.

"I am sorry that Prythian makes bad memories rise in you."

"No, it is not that. It is," you swallowed, lifting yourself up and sitting down on the bed next to him.

"I am originally from the Black Land. During the war back then we mortals, humans, had been enslaved but there was a female from Prythian, a blond female. Morrigan I think. She had freed my brother and I and brought us here. It was too late for my parents. My brother and I had become orphans that moment. Morrigan brought us here where we were taken in by a sorcerer and both learned about our abilities. So whenever I hear the word Prythian a lot of memories pour into my mind," He looked at you with big eyes, smoothing his thumb over your jaw.

Should he tell you that he knew Mor? Or would just more bad memories creep into your mind? Maybe he was going to tell you the following day.

"I am sorry, I—"

"It is perfectly fine. It has been centuries ago. My brother and I are safe and the awful queen is long dead." You moved your hand over his, feeling the scarred skin under your soft fingers. You would ask him about the scarred hands the following day.

"I think you should get some rest now. Sleep and recover. I will keep you safe and protected, no one‘s going to harm you here."

His heart warmed, stopped beating and exploded. No one had every said something like that. No female at least. It was always he who protected females and now—

"I know. I am sorry I can’t help myself when you stare at me with your shining, beautiful eyes I just have to take a look into your mind."

You giggled and it was the last thing he heard before he drifted into a peaceful slumber, you slowly smoothing your index finger down his nose to make him sleep.

One moment longer of being awake your traitorous and heavily beating heart might have given you away.

His eyes fluttered shut and for one moment you opened your mind again, the sole word hollowing through his mind: Mate.

Part II

[skyziej]

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS AWESOMENESS, WTF!!???

i havent drawn in ages!! *crying* but yo this cat dude looks kinda chill ngl, probs a chill bean to hang out with, ngl

BUT LIKE ALWAYS, FUCKING BOOTIFUL ARTWORK MATE!! DG CAT GOD!!! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

👁‍🗨 A, what a cute cat!

What secrets could he possibly hide, though.... Hehehe... 👁‍🗨

[xenizaation]

sinful night

Warning! Sexual content ahead! Minors please dni!

from the series reinvented christmas songs

pairing: fem!reader x nakamoto yuta

genre: dom! yuta, sub! reader, smut

word count: 2k

warnings: brief mention of substance use(blunt), bondage, sensory deprivation, ice play, slapping, degradation, nipple clamps, spitting, dacryphilia, manual stimulation.

a/n: i'm so late with this arggfhhhhhgs. i'm glad it's out tho!! you don't understand how H.O.T this scenario was in my head. i only hope that it came out the same on here, as well. hope you enjoy xoxo.

"stay put!" yuta growls as he slides the ice cube from your neck, slowly, to your chest. you hiss under the cold feeling as he circles one of your nipples with it, moving on to the next one not even ten seconds later. the sensation makes you shiver, your nipples becoming so hard that they start to hurt.

the position you were in right now was compromising, to say the least. blindfolded with each of your limbs tied to the four corners of the bed with red colored rope, naked as the day you were born. your spread legs revealed the most sensitive part of you, which was leaking more by the minute. not many got to see you laid out like this.

if you were being honest, no one got to see you like this. except yuta.

nakamoto yuta was a hard man to pin down, or at least that was what you read. but it was only obvious that a man so good at his job would lack time. back when he contacted you to confirm your session you thought it was a bad joke. you've been annoying your friend talking about him for ages, and with christmas being close, she decided that booking a session for you would be the most fitting gift. except, she forgot to tell you.

so when you woke up to the phone ringing, hearing his voice give you a time and date was the last thing you thought you'd wake up to. you still recognized his honeyed voice. he used to be not only your high school mate, but your crush as well. and you don't remember a time since, that you ever liked someone that much. that is why you were always talking about him. you didn't remember how you encountered the information, but when you did you were in complete and utter shock. him? being a professional dom? holy fuck, you were intrigued. you asked your friends, and even searched up the alias he went by on google, but you didn't find more than a shady site with only his number and services on there. the reviews were insane though, every anonymous comment describing in detail their lovely experience, but how on the downside, he rarely did second meetings or have space for new ones as well. how many people were going to see him, exactly? you would be lying if you said you didn't think about some of the ones who wrote the reviews, in your alone time. and how it would feel like for you.

but you didn't have to wonder anymore. yuta was professional, he tried hard to hide the surprise on his face when he saw you at the door, but you knew he recognized you. even if you didn't keep in touch, you used to run in the same circle of friends back in the old days of the prison that was high school. you always watched him from afar, and he always kept a respectable distance. maybe that was what attracted you to him. how he would maintain contact with you while talking to other people, or how he would unnecessarily(but very much welcomed) brush his fingers over yours while handing you the blunt you would roll with your friends at parties, and how he never acted upon it. the tease, the intention of setting it aflame followed by disinterest in putting the fire out. that's who he liked to be, and seemingly, he decided to turn his personality traits into a career.

you jolt under the feeling of the ice cube tracing the inside of your thighs, making you shiver as it grazes the soft skin. you've already been here for twenty minutes and yet he hasn't laid a finger on you. it was for his touch that you came, his touch that you craved so badly. the only thing that you wanted to tell him you wanted when he asked what you're into. he figured out you were new to this kind of stuff in the first five minutes. seeing how you remained frozen when he asked your limits, he just listed some things to help you, and you just picked out whatever you wanted to try out.

you suck air in as the cold surface makes contact with your sensitive clit, back arching while your hands pull involuntarily. the ropes dig deep into the flesh of your wrist.

"i thought i told you to stay put." he says and the next thing you know is only the stinging pain against your thigh as he slaps it with force. it takes you by surprise and you scream shortly. he chuckles in satisfaction upon hearing you. you didn't know what he liked better: inflicting your pain for his own pleasure or for hearing your reaction. although if you thought about it, the second would take a big part in his pleasure as well. was he telling you not to move because he didn't liked it when you disobeyed or did he tell you not do it because he liked it so much that he was afraid he might lose the tiniest bit of control over you?

"you've always been a pretty little thing, but you're even prettier this way." yuta mumbles under his breath. your heart starts beating faster after hearing his confession, the wetness between your legs only leaking into nothingness even more. you wanted to stick your legs together, to get some sort of friction or at least to hide the effect that he had on you, but you couldn't. your ankles were safely secured for this exact purpose. he laughed to your attempt.

"you're such a desperate fucking slut. never took you for one." he said as he placed the ice cube on your skin again, tracing the outline of your thigh. you wished you could see him, see the way he paid attention to your every move, see the way he enjoyed it. but you were blinded, left only to imagine what it could look like. the complete erotic image you pictured inside your head made your pussy pulsate around nothing.

he brought the ice cube to your clit again, moving slow circles around it, a little more used to the feeling, you tried to let yourself captured by the pleasure. it was too intense and not enough at the same time, numbing all your senses by the second. he retracted it from you as soon as he heard your moans, not letting you have any pleasure that he couldn't control.

you felt the bed shift under you, waiting nicely for whatever was to come, not letting any sound out other than your heavy breath. what came next was out of a sudden, the air was knocked out of you as he placed two clamps on your nipples. a complete different kind of pain than what he offered you with the ice. you weren't sure if this could easily turn into pleasure for you.

red. you remember the safe word and just as you try spitting it out, you feel how the clamps on your nipples are pulled upwards, another whimper of pain coming out your mouth. you figure the two are tied together, due to how they move in tandem. he takes it slowly, not pulling too hard but keeping you on your tiptoes as well. the flesh of your breasts now hanging, weighing down your nipples. you started to enjoy it slowly as he slightly tugged them left and right.

"really thought this would be your breaking point," he whispers as he lets your breasts settle back down on your chest, nipples still pressured by the metal clamps. "i guess you're more of a whore than i thought." he completes.

"yuta-ARGH" your plead for his name gets cut by your scream after he tugs hardly on your nipples. your back rising immediately trying to suppress some of the pain but to no avail, you just sob under him as your eyes start to sting up.

"don't call me that." he says as he finally takes them off, and you hear how he throws them somewhere in the back of the red lighted room. the bed shifts again and you feel his warm hands untying the ropes on your ankles. he places his hand beneath you, helping you rise up by your back as you position your legs under, sitting on your heels.

"did that hurt, pretty thing?" he says after finally removing your blindfold, coming to face with your tears. he was in the same position you were, shirtless, leaving his abs exposed before your naked body. it was the first time tonight that you've seen him so up close, under the red light he was even more dashingly handsome, his cold expression burning an imprint in your head once again. you nod for an answer and he smirks, he leans in closer and he licks your tears, one that slid down your right cheek, and one that was formed in the outer corner of your left eye. you don't even second guess his action as you feel his hot breath fanning on your face, tickling you in a pleasant way. he stops, face right in front of yours, lips only millimeters apart. if your hands wouldn't still be tied, you were sure that you'd cup his face and kiss him passionately right there.

"do you wanna cum?" yuta asks and you nod once again.

"i need more than that." he says, tracing his index finger slowly up your torso, only so he can terrorize you more.

"yes, please, i want to cum." you beg, leaning into his touch. he brings his index finger over your breast, tracing over your swollen nipple.

"how bad?" he interrogates once again as he twirls it in between his fingers. the sensation sends waves of heat over to your core once again, his touch more delicate and pleasant than the clamps he used before.

"really, really bad." you whimper under his soft touch, hoping it would last more than he would grant it to you.

"open your mouth." he commands an you obey immediately, opening wide for him. he spits into your wet cavern, letting a slow line of spit drip down his mouth onto your awaiting tongue. "swallow." and you don't need to hear it a second time to do what he tells you once again. he smiles proudly as he says "good slut".

he places his hands on your waist, rising you on your knees and doing it himself to meet your height. he spreads your legs apart, and gains better access to your core, not wasting a moment more before he brings his hand to your clit, rubbing it with precise, skilled movements. your arousal was already leaked down your thighs, making it so easy for him to slide his fingers into you. he didn't need to work too hard to pull an orgasm out of you, the build up was so much and so intense for you that you came in not even two minutes, and when you came you came harder than ever. your whole body shivered as you tried to bring yourself closer to him, your head buried in his shoulder, arms so far pulled back that your shoulder blades started to hurt. he guided you through it kindly, opposite of how he behaved until that point, not stopping the slow movements on your clit until a few moments later. you never felt a pleasure like this one, one that you felt moments before and moments after you reached your high. you prop your ass on the bed in defeat, head low and feeling ashamed as you breath harshly through moans.

"you know, i don't let anyone cum on the first meeting." yuta offers as he unties your wrists, slowly massaging each of them. then what made him do it for you? was it the fact that you used to be acquaintances?

"it'll be better if you don't pull your hands so much the next time." he says stroking your left arm. your eyes shoot up to him in surprise. you knew the pretentious man was very selective of who he chose to meet more than once. you were more than delighted to hear his words, you craved for as many meetings as he could give you.

"how about christmas night? maybe we could give each other a little present."

[janis-1987]

Under New Management (Fizzmodeus)

Chapter 1

Masterpost X

x >

Fizzarolli growls angrily at, his ex and tent mate, Blitzo, “I know you took it Blitzo! Just give it back!” 

“I didn’t take shit. You probably just misplaced it you noodle limbed asshole.” Blitz growls back from his spot on his bed, still scrolling on his phone. 

“I didn't misplace it you failure of a clown.” Fizz says angrily. slamming his hands down on his makeshift vanity. 

Blitz sighs heavily and walks out of the tent, he missed when they were close but ever since they had started to work at Lu Lu Land, and Fizz sold out to become a star, they had grown further and further apart. He mutters angrily to himself, lighting a cigarette when he sees the clown prince himself with, “Holy fuck is that Asmodeus?” He mutters to himself, wondering why two prince’s were approaching his and Fizzarolli’s tent. 

“Is that the one who keeps breaking your star’s limbs?” Asmodeus asks, pointing at Blitz. 

“Yeah, that's him. He’s no one important though and he’s not who your here for anyway.” Mammon replies, scoffing as he takes a step closer to Asmodeus to stay as far away from Blitz as possible. He opens the tent curtain, poking his head in, “Yo, rag doll, get your ass out here.” 

Fizz sighs heavily, giving up his search for his missing eyeliner for the moment, “Comin’ boss!” He calls to him, getting up from the floor and making his way outside, “So what is it that’s so important....” He trails off and his face pales slightly when he sees Asmodeus. 

“Feisty little thing isn’t he?” Asmodeus says with a chuckle, looking down at the small imp. 

Mammon rolls his eyes, “Yeah, he sure is. Anyways, let’s not waste everyone's time here. Rag doll, this is Asmodeus, he’s bought your contract from me on a provisional basis, you’ll still be doing your big solo shows for me all over hell and doing fan interactions that I set up, I’ll essentially be your agent. And he owns you now. I still have your likeness of course but he was very insistent that he has you.” 

“What?” Fizz asks, looking up at the two demon princes, “Wait, wait, wait, so if he owns me... who is going to take over my role in the circus? And how could you do this without my consent?” 

“Ugh, you ask too many questions, ragdoll, but fine, I’ll give you some answers, I guess you deserve that. A robot will be taking your place, Asmodeus and I will be releasing a line of companion bots that will look and act just like you. As for how I could sign you over without your consent, you signed your autonomy over to me when I replaced your limbs with robotic ones, I own you, all of you. And now Asmodeus does.” 

Fizz looked absolutely shocked he had no idea the contract he’d signed with Mammon had taken away all of his rights, but he doesn’t dwell on that, “Wha... okay, fine, that's fine, but companion bots? You made fucking sex bots?” 

“I’m getting real sick of all your questions rag doll, you forget your place. You are just an imp. Go pack your shit, Asmodeus wants you today.” Mammon growls.

Asmodeus smirks down at the little imp that stood before him, chuckling softly to himself as Fizz flips Mammon off and growls as he disappears inside of the tent, “My, my Mammon, such a temper you have, give the kid a break.” 

“No, you give him too much leeway and he’ll walk all over you. Just because he’s famous now, which is thanks to me, he thinks he’s better than his class. But it doesn’t matter, he’s still just an imp.”

“Oh please Mammon, he may have had your help, but his stage presence is what made him famous.” Asmodeus retorts. 

Blitz rolls his eyes, hearing the whole thing, “Oh please, Mammon is right, he’s become a real dick. He’s not better than any other imp out here working our ass’ off.” 

Asmodeus raises an eyebrow, “And who might you be to make such a call?” 

“His ex. I’ve known him since we were little, he wasn’t so much of ass when we were young but then he gets famous and all of a sudden he thinks that every other imp is beneath him. Even his boyfriend.” He says bitterly. 

Mammon rolls his eyes, “For once I agree with you Blitzo, but regardless, you shouldn’t be talking to us. Rag doll gets to think he’s better than you because he is better than you.” 

“Whatever.” Blitz says as he walks away. 

“Don’t you walk away from me!” Mammon yells, following him. Leaving Asmodeus alone to wait for Fizz. 

Fizz finally emerges from the tent carrying a large beat up circus trunk in his arms, he sighs heavily, “Alright, let’s go.” 

“That’s all you have? I thought there would be more.” Asmodeus says with a chuckle. 

“Yeah well, Mammon took most of my income for himself, and the rest belongs to the circus.” Fizz fires back. 

Asmodeus looks upset by this fact, “Well that won’t be a problem anymore, I’ll make sure you receive the majority of your income from now on.” 

“It’s not a big deal Asmodeus.” He responds, “Let's just get out of here.” 

“Alright little one.” Asmodeus replies, easily picking up the large trunk from the imp, he opens up a portal into his home, "follow me." He says simply as he steps through.

Fizz follows him in, not that he had much of a choice.

[enlighten3d]

THE LIGHTS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AGH I LOVE THEM IM.INSANEEEEEEE

okay bcs so we went up yo a platform near the top of the mountian i live on (i live on a mountain on an island lmao. sounds mystical buts just victoria bc LMAOO), right? lots of people staring at the sky, was darker than ajy other place in fucking City. was rather late. so we (my family and i) stood aroundz stared at the stky, it was Cool !!! what we saw at the time was a bunch of streaks of white through the sky and it was like 00: fancyy.. my mum took a couple of photos with her fancy iphpne camera, this is what she got:

so really pretty but dull compared to the ones i showed you ! and we stuck ariund for a bit more and then the aurora seemed to kidn of like.. gather in a bit of a knot at the centre of the strands and it kind of looked like an eye and that was cool. but then SUDDENLY COLOUR SHOWED UP. ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF IT, PINK SLOWLY FILTERED IT AND I WAS LIKE 000:!!!!!! AND THEN BOOM MORE PINK AND MORE AND MORE AND IT WAS SO FUCKING VISIHLE ?? THEN THE GREEN CAME AND THE WHOLE DOT AND LINE JUST STARTED... SPREADING. THE STREAK GREW LONGER AND MORE COLOURFUL, THE CENTRE KIND SOF SPREAD OUT AND IT LOOKED. IT LOOKED LIKE CURTAINS FALLING OR BEING UNDER A DOME AND IT WAS SO PRETTY. YOU VOULD SEE THE GARLANDS (thats what the waves of aurora borealis are camlled !!) AND THEY WERE LITERALLY MOVING AND IT WAS SO PRETTY AND I COULD SEE THIS WITH MY BARE EYE !! IT WAS EVEN MORE WILD ON MY MUMS CAMERA, WHICH IS WHAT I SHOWED YOU. LIKR. AHDNDHJCKSF.

WILD ‼️‼️ my mum has so many more photos, i only sent myself about 30 of them

and then.. then it faded. the centre got dispersed, everything got. fainter, and you could still see the greena dn the colours and the gsrlands but it was fainter, so we lef.t it was was mostly over

and then we got home !! and !! APPARENTLY YOU CAN SEE IT FORM THE BALCONY. a lot less than the platform bcs more light pollution but it was still WILD AND COOL ESP W MY MUMS PHONE !!

and !! then that faded and it was light so now im in my room getting ready to eep [:

FUCK MATE IT WAS SOOOOO COOOL IM SO NORMAL AHDJDICISHFJEOJDNDKAODUCJDJNFHNS. i got to see aurora borealis once before, when lived in manitoba. a lot more common but they behave differently and its funky. here in vic its .. well this almost never happens. was the first time seeing it for a Lot of mt friends !! and !!!!!! just goes to show how fucking MASSIVE this storm was. like. holy shit. MASSSIVEEEEEEEEEEE. we do not see colours THAT vivid to the naked eye, hell not even VISIBLE down here in vic. like. its wild mate

AND SOOO PRETTY THANK FUCK FOR MY MUMS IPHONE CAMERA LMAO

Yeah keep in mind thst the photos make kt look a Lot more vibrant than it was. a good portion of whats in the photos wasnt viisble, esp in the early stages, hut A LOT STILL WAS AND IT WAS. LARKIE I CANNO TEXPALIN HOW COOL IT WAS HOLY SHITTTTTT

okay rant overrr [: you get MORE PHOTOS HEHEHEHEHDHJCJJFKGKR !!!!!!! THEY ARE SO PRETTY SND RJAHDICIDKF.IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS HOLY FUVKKKKKKKKKK this will genuinely stick with me forever

DID YOU GET YO SEE THE PRETTY LIGHTS IN THE SKY. IDK IF YALL GOT THEM IN AUSTRALIA.

i did and it was WILDDDDDD like mate i could see the colour and the shape with my bare eye and it was. woahhhhmmmmsndjdjxjdkfkkxkckdh

have a phoot yhat my mum took (iwth her fnacy iphone camera so its a lot Better than it was seen as irl, but it was STILL FHCKING NUTS IRL)

WE DON’T GET THEM NOOO OMGOMG HOLY FUCKKK THAT LOOKS AMAZING??? THE LIGHYS THE LIGHTSSS

AGGRGSHSHDH THANK YOU LIME FOR THE PHOTOSSS!!!!/GEN oughh,,,the colours,,,they’re so pretty,,,

[bittersweetmorality]

— chuuya boyfriend headcannons (sfw & nsfw)+ drabble

☾ genre: SFW and NSFW Headcannons (NSFW section is marked-- 18+)

☾ pairing: Nakahara Chuuya x GN!reader (reader is given the name ‘mommy’ in the drabble)

☾ warnings: none for the SFW– general smut for the NSFW ??

☾ w/c: 1,978 words

☾ a/n: hey lol :D as a certified chuuya fucker, i just had to.  i literally have like three other chuuya drafts that i’m currently working on.  hopefully they turn out like i want and i can post them bc :| the chuuya tag is starving.  anyway i hope i can populate it just a tad.  thanks for reading bugs !

— SFW 

lemme start off by saying that he will treat yo ass RIGHT.  ON MY MOMMA.

not to bring his trauma into this already but :| my man has major abandonment issues.  he will not do anything to jeopardize your relationship, and he honestly just values your happiness above anything else

you just know how much he cares about the fellow members of the mafia– even though they don’t requite the same amount of love that he gives them, he still loves them wholeheartedly

even dazai

little shit

his love language is definitely touch and gift-giving.  no i don’t accept criticism because i’m right

you’re telling me he wouldn’t absolutely spoil you with expensive gifts ?? mans is a mafia executive– he’s making hella bank, and he is spending it all on you

he’s also definitely a pretty clingy significant other, but good luck trying to get him to admit that :|

his life is… well… yaknow

there’s always a lot going on there..... he’s stresst

he wants nothing more than to just hold you in his arms after a long day-- especially if he just came back from a hard day at work

times like this are when he’s most clingy-- he feels like he almost lost you, and now he never wants to let you go

many, many times he’s fallen asleep like this; you’re basically suffocating in his grip as his eyelids flutter closed, either on the couch or your bed

but of course you’re not going to complain

and he’s so glad you don’t

he’s also the type to almost never explicitly say that he loves you at first, it’s simply not something that comes naturally to him

instead he indulges in his love languages profusely, and he just hopes you get the message

he’s also afraid that you’ll leave him if he says something like that, so for a long time he doesn’t :(

so when you come home to a bottle of expensive wine wrapped in an exquisite red ribbon, you know he just wants to tell you how much he loves you

eventually, of course he’s comfortable with you enough to say it, and it comes completely natural

and since he’s such a romantic, he says it every morning when you wake up, and before you go to bed without fail

he’s definitely the type to show you off too

like, as he’s having a conversation with someone, he’ll suddenly get really loud when talking about you so everyone within a three-mile radius can hear

“well, you see i would go out drinking with you tonight, but i actually have a date.  with my partner.  you know them, right?  here’s a picture i took of them a few days ago, just look a-”

also: biggest hype man

you could open a jar of jam and he’d be like “holy shit, you go babe”

nakahara chuuya kiss me rn challenge

anyway, basically he’ll love and support you no matter what

like truly you’re like a walking ray of sunshine to him

anyway !!!! DATES !!!!!!!

dates with chuuya are planned.  always.

like i SAID he’s a hopeless ROMANTIC MY GOD

he absolutely loves picking you up at your doorstep and taking you for a ride around town on his motorcycle

speaking of which, your arms wrapping around his middle and squeezing him tight as he drives the bike is literally his favorite thing in the world.  oh my god you’re going to make him melt

and i know for a fact your first kiss with him was after he dropped you off at your door when your first date was at its end

it was almost completely perfect honestly, except when your faces were just mere inches from one another, his hat bumped into your forehead and fell to the ground

baby was so embarrassed-- he went bright red and picked up his hat, basically shielding his face

he just wanted the date to be completely perfect– and it was!! until that happened

but obviously you just let out a light giggle and pulled him against you, and he quickly closed the gap between your lips

also, chuuya sleeps in

he sleeps a lot <33

that being said he loves lazy mornings

it’s well past 11, but you’re still laying in his arms– who is he to get up?? and disturb the peace??????

he will not.

also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can’t even emphasize this enough, but please comb your fingers through his hair

there’s a chance he might melt into a puddle on the spot and never recover but still

on the rare occasion where he’s the little spoon--

(which, speaking of which, @dazai-centric​ has a headcannon that chuuya always insists on being the big spoon no matter what, but on rare occasions he lets himself be wrapped up in your arms and THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.)

anyway, so on this rare occasion

where his head is basically buried in the junction between your shoulder and your neck, and you just rake your fingers through his hair softly

he dead.  dead as hell.

and ERRRRM.  kisses with him are just……… wow…………

naturally, he always wants to be the best at everything-- it’s just his personality

and kisses are no exception

he has to be the BEST

and he is

so, kisses are always so passionate and rough

okay hold on maybe this should go under the NSFW category 😐

ANYWAY!!!! 19472946/10 boyfriend

— NSFW

so rough sex is very common for y’all 😁

he likes to take his frustrations out from the day like this, and honestly you don’t complain

he definitely has a high sex drive so 😁

obviously you have an established safe-word and talk about everything before anything transpires because the LAST thing he wants is to hurt you in any way

but if you ask him to spank you he is definitely not gunna say no <3 chuuya said spanking kink

speaking of kinks

bondage xoxo

this goes both ways— he likes to tie your wrists to the headboard with rope and tie your legs down if you’re okay with it

for him, he likes his wrists cuffed to the bed

but he definitely doesn’t like all of his power stripped away by having him completely tied up

also he loves eye contact

that’s why missionary and mating press are his favorite positions <3

he likes to grab you by the jaw and make you look at him when he’s fucking you

“hey, hey, princess what did we say? if you want to cum, look me in the eyes when i fuck you, yeah?”

he loves praise and degradation equally

but if you’re degrading him don’t go too far :((

degrade slightly him while he’s on the bottom and he’s putty in your hands

now, if you praise him while he’s on top, get ready to not be able to walk for the next 3-5 business days because that’ll feed his ego a LOOOT

and he’ll just get lost in the moment because he loves you....... so much

he degrades you slightly, but only during foreplay

he calls you his little slut, or his whore

“aw, so wet for me and we’re barely getting started, doll.  such a little whore, aren’t you?”

when you actually get into it, it’s all praise from him

he wants you to know how important you are to him, how good you feel and just everything on his mind

he loses his filter in the moment awn god

“so fucking perfect, i only want you.  you’re mine.  god, you feel so fucking good.”

he loves to hear you too-- it really feeds his ego

but sometimes if he’s really had a rough day, he’ll make you gag on his finger or wrap his hand around your neck

he doesn’t squeeze too hard nor genuinely make you gag, he just likes the way your eyes are barely able to meet his because he’s making you feel so good

but ANYWAY pet names are a MUST with him

he calls you doll, sweetheart, princess, baby, dove, doll

basically every sweet name under the sun during sex

he likes you to call him sir 😁

this man has no shame when it comes to noise

like absolutely none

since he’s possessive, he wants people to know he’s fucking you, and how good he feels because of you

no one else can make him feel that way and he wants everyone to know

so he’s LOOOUUUDD,,,, especially in your ear

he likes leaning down and moaning in your ear, just to get a reaction out of you

he makes fun of you for it later on, and you have his full permission to smack that smug little smirk off his face

but the amount of times you had to stop mid-way because y’all got knocks on your door from your neighbours 😐 they’re so sick of y’all

on average, you have sex at least 4 times a week

that’s not including quickies tho

did i mention that chuuya loves quickies <3

especially when it’s in his office and he fucks you on his desk

and because he doesn’t care who hears him-- you bet your ass the entire Port Mafia has heard you

he likes to go down on you for quickies more than actual sex, and he will respectfully never decline a blowjob

because he’s a gentleman

anyway

sorry to any of y’all who have a breeding kink,,, but chuuya definitely does not

he’s so afraid of having kids

moving on

onto sub!chuuya

did somebody say SWITCH 🤨☝️

chuuya did <3

now for a long time he doesn’t really let his submissive side out because,,, it’s a really vulnerable part of him yaknow?

but after a while, and after he’s completely trusted you to take care of him like that

oh boy

bottom bitch <3

still loud as HELL

except it’s less of moaning and more of whining

he’s such a whiner

and a brat

mommy kink mommy kink mommy kink mommy kink mo

also i don’t really know how else to describe it but-- if you force him to look you in the eyes and use a stern tone

..........dead.  dead as hell.

now take this drabble as a tribute to sub!chuuya

“and why should i listen to you?  what are you gunna do?” chuuya furrowed his brows at you, as if he was challenging you.

“aw, baby,” you leaned down from your position of straddling him, caging his head between your arms.  “you still have so much to say even though your hands are handcuffed to the bed.  so bold, aren’t you?” you stroked his lower lip gently, and he whimpered lowly in response.

suddenly, you sat up, getting into a position to prepare to get up off of him completely, “but, you’re right.  what am i going to do?  i guess i’ll just leave you here for the rest of the night.  go-”

“WAIT!! NO- I-” he bit his lip to stop any more words from escaping him.

“’wait’?  is there something you wanna say, baby?” your legs trapped his once again.

“... please.”

he averted your gaze, and you reached down to grip his jaw sternly, moving his head to face you completely.

“please what?”

no answer.

“you know i can’t read your mind, baby.  you’re going to have to use your w-”

“please fuck me.” the words tumbled out of his mouth, almost too quickly to even be audible, still, your lips shifted into a gentle smile.

but you weren’t completely content with him yet.

“and what’s my name?”

“...mommy.”

“and you want mommy to fuck you, is that right?”

“...yes.  please...”

you planted a passionate kiss onto his lips, and upon breaking it, you shifted closer to his ear.

“well, i can’t say no since you asked so nicely, now can i?”

masterlist

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 33

Sam: "I'm a cat." Everyone else (us included): "Oh dear." Sam: "I'm going to make this so hilariously uncomfortable." Everyon else (us included): "Oh sweet Jesus yes you are ..."

Bonus: that FUCKING litter tray ... bleurgh ...

Laura getting EMOTIONAL about a makeup set.

Mini plushie Pate! D'aaaaaawwwwww!

Matt LOSES IT when Laura offers him a medium Cobalt Soul vest. :3

Ooh! Ooh! Cliffhanger opening!

Wow. First roll is a 3 ... ouch.

Fight or grab Treshi? Oh no, they're splitting the party! That's NEVER good ...

FCG starts to try Spare the Dying but he doesn't know what it'll do to him. Well yeah, no shit ... you are BEYOND unstable right now, mate.

Spider Climb! Awesome! Also terrifying when Laudna does it! XD

This is like LITERALLY What's In The Box?

Oh shit the Mammoth Crawler just went BOOM and Laudna is HANGING OFF THE BOTTOM OF IT!!! GET OUTTA THERE, MARISHA!!!!!

Marisha: "Oh fuck ... stupid monkey." Ashley: "He's only seven!"

SHIT!!! Strafing run! Fearne and Ashton nearly DIE!!!

Wow, that armoury bluff was ... ridiculous. I can't believe that worked, but then it is currently CHAOS.

Oh ... it's open. Chetney: "... FUCKING BALLS!!!"

Chetney trips on a wire and falls down the stairs. Imogen tries to stop him with telekinesis and just makes it worse. Whoops.

Chetney: "Follow me!" Matt: "They're already gone." Chetney: "SHIT!!!"

Fuck ... Liam makes a good point that he was still moving and instead manages to talk himself right into 7 points of slashing damage.

Artana just SKEWERED that poor bastard with her crossbow.

Oooooh ... fuck, 76 points of psychic damage. Imogen just pulled some pure Scanners shit on Artana.

Orym's a hogtying GOD right now.

These guys came out of nowhere and now they're trying to convince Treshi to GET IN THE HOLE.

Okay, Artana won that round. Orym is no longer a hogtying god.

Natural 20 on a persuasion roll! Nice! Artana's now an ally.

Chetney gets a natural 20 on the lockpick. Travis celebrates and proceeds to knock it off. Matt's description of how it goes is EXQUISITE.

Fuck ... NATURAL 20 on an intimidation check. Chetney is TERRIFYING.

That Ruin Crawler ... yikes.

FCG fails his dex save from all the shrapnel. Oh dear ...

Fearne's just running round in circles and screaming.

Laudna full on CRAWLING over the sides of the fortress walls like one of Dracula's brides.

As FCG gets into the crawler, Sam: "Okay, so I haven't driven one of these before but I have BEEN one before ..."

FCG tries to drive the crawler and only succeeds in EJECTING HIMSELF from the cockpit.

"GET IN BITCH WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!"

Matt: "FCG'S just doing donuts in the sandstorm. I love it."

Ashton: "You're too old to be driving!"

Laudna, coming face yo face with Otohan: "Hello ... DARKNESS!!!" Attempts to plant the fake tracker ring on her in the weird eldritch darkness. Marisha rolls an 11. Gil doesn't QUITE fuck her.

Otohan tries to kill Laudna in the dark and SOMEHOW just keeps hitting her Mirror Images. Phew ...

Sam: "You're a cat?" Marisha, in the style of Sylvester: "I'm a cat."

Holy fuck ... is this actually gonna work?

Artana is like FULL ON SARAH CONNOR with that crossbow.

Imogen pulls a bluff on the guards with Artana ... Nat 20? Sweet! That worked like a charm.

TRAILER MOMENT!!! Smash to the title! Travis: "Suicide Squad!"

Ashton: "What was the squeek about?"

Imogen THROWS ARTANA at Ratanish! Liam: "You're betraying her already?"

Okay, now I'm confused ... is Artana still their ally or are they enemies again?

I can't believe Treshi's only been in the hole for 2 minutes or so ...

FCG casts Shield of Help Shield of Faith on the crawler. Ummm ... okay, so what does that do?

Shit. That gate is LOCKED.

Fearne uses Stonky's Ring on the gate, then Ashton rages on it. Whoa, seriously, WORMHOLE STRIKE?!! Matt: "This is some Dragonball shit!"

Scorching Ray? Really?

No! Mirthful Leap! Nice!

Ashley rolls a 5. The brace locks itself again. Fearne: "Um ... can somebody else get this?"

Stonky's Ring wins again! Nice! Let's go!

RUN BITCHES!!! RUUUUUUNNN!!!

Oh shit, that's right, they can track that shit ... lose the skirmisher!

Otohan comes out of the dust like a Spaghetti Western black hat ... NOT GOOD!!!

Fuck, she just full on SAMURAI'D that crawler leg! Everybody faceplants. She is a BADASS!!!

Oh, so THAT'S what that gadget on her back does? Matt: "And THAT'S where we're gonna go to our break!" Nooooooo!

Hahaha ... I'd forgotten about Sam's ringtone. XD

Shit, yeah ... the party's split! Not good!

Orym's seen these before? Oh shit! It's them! Those shadow assassins!

Hungry Torrent? Whoa ... that is some CRAZY shit! Ghostbusters proton cannon? Sweet descriptive analoy, Matt!

Eshteross ... oh no! OTOHAN KNOWS!!!

She's gonna stay there and TAKE THAT lightning damage? Whoa ... Legendary Resistance? Oh shit!

Three more shadow assassins ... Matt: "And we're rolling initiative!" Marisha: "RUUUUUUNNNN!!!"

Oof ... that is a SWEET MAP!!!

Marisha and Sam roll nat 1s for initiative. Marisha: "Hot table's done!" Laura: "Remove your chips!"

Ashton is DOWN. Those echoes are LETHAL.

Fuck ... 19 to hit MISSES? Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!!!

Taliesin: "Fuck, I'm gonna rage, just for the fuck of it." Travis: "You think?"

Travis: "Bonus action ... I'm gonna grab my lower jaw and I'm gonna rip my face off ..." The rest of the group: FREAKS OUT.

Blood Attack of Bloated Agony? Blood hunters, man!

Sam: "We've just gotta hold her for 48 hours until the Skyship comes."

Imogen: "Run."

On Fearne, Matt: "That's gonna be a 28 to hit." Ashley, sarcastic: "NO!!!"

Fiery Teleportation ... well THAT crapped out ...

Yay! Form of Dread! And Laudna starts walking up the wall.

Oh God ... technology just failed Taliesin badly. He finally works it out and it's just not enough. "FUCK SHIT PISS!!! That would've made everything so much easier."

Oh fuck, Orym, NO!!! Please don't die!

AND Ashton? Seriously?

Imogen's in the house. She has NO IDEA what's happening right now. All she can hear is fighting.

Fuck! FEARNE is down too!

Oh, Mister! Mister's still up! Ashley! Make him fuck her up! YES!!! Fling that flaming shit!

What the hell is Wither and Bloom? Oh! Oh yes! Marisha, definitely! Use that!

Otohan takes 8 necrotic damage, and Ashton regains 7 hit points! Nice!

Initiate Psi-Powered Leap? Matt: "Yeah, we'll get to that."

Orym or Fearne ... Sam: "Who do I care about more?" So, Fearne, then ...

Oh! Sentinel! Yes, Chetney! Smack that bitch!

Laudna's under attack and Marisha's phone fails her so she can't check any stats. Travis: "You are PANICKING!!!"

Oof ... Laudna's down ... wait ... Strength of the Grave?

Liam: "We've had fights like this, where many people have gone down, but ... not like this ..." Taliesin: "No. Wave of mutilation right now."

Ashton rages on the ground! Tries to attack the echo ... rolls a NATURAL 20!!! He DISINTEGRATES THE FUCKER!!!

Sam: "Chetney, Chetney, Chetney! What are you doing?" Travis: "I don't wanna be the only one not dead." Matt: "I respect that."

Imogen, out of the loop: "Laudna! Where are you?" Matt: "No response." Imogen starts to panic a little. Sam: "No ... don't come back here!"

Matt: "12 points of damage." Travis: "Reduced to 6 because my hide is so sexy."

Ashley: "Oh, God this is so stupid." Me: "Oh no ... Ashley, what are you gonna DO?"

Ashley can cast THROUGH MISTER because she has Enhanced Bond now! Yes! Do it! Cure Wounds on Orym through the fire monkey!

Laudna rolls a death save ... Marisha: "Delilah take the wheel ..." NATURAL 20!!! She's up again!

Okay, everybody's up again but they're all a fucking MESS right now ...

Okay, Laudna vaporises another echo while she's at ONE FUCKING HIT POINT ...

FCG attempts to Sacred Flame an echo, but it saves. Bugger.

How the fuck is Chetney still standing?

Otohan SWAPS PLACES with one of her echoes! She can do that?

Orym takes TWO auto-crits ... Matt: "Orym, please describe your final moments."

Oh fuck ... what the fuck just happened? Orym can't be dead ...

Yes Ashton, do it reckless ... FUCK!!! A miss? REALLY?!!!

Chetney dirty 20s that echo and turns it into a smear.

Oh fuck ... Fearne is down AGAIN!!! Otohan: "You carry the seed, just not as strong as others." That Ruidusborn shit again?

Imogen: "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!" Dissonant Whispers!

Fearne rolls a death save ... 7?!!! Shit ...

Oh man ... so if FCG can get to Orym in the next turn or so he might be able to bring him back? Oh please make that work ...

Laudna messages Otohan ... oh wow ... she's gonna try and trade Ira and the Crown for a pass? That could work ...

They keep talking over each other and they're role-playing it as interference. XD I love that.

Fearne is about to DIE?!!! WHAT?!!! Fearne: "Boy ... that was a hell of a run." Matt: "Fearne Calloway is no more." NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chetney goes down HARD!!! Thankfully makes his first death save and 13! Still not gone yet ...

Imogen: "I'm not losing them just to surrender to you." She flies down ... Witch Bolt at 3rd level? 21 points of lightning damage! Yes! FUCK HER UP, IMOGEN!!!

Imogen, to FCG: "You have to save them!"

This is like the fucking Emperor in Star Wars, she's trying to TURN Imogen, it looks like.

Laudna tries to Wither and Bloom on Otohan and Chetney. Otohan fails! Marisha: "And I ... fuck ... fuck ..." Laura: "Who?" Sam: "You fuck Chetney?" Marisha: "I give in and fuck Chetney."

Otohan, regarding Laudna: "Is she your favourite?" Imogen: (gasps) "I'll go with you!"

Sam has got NOTHING!!! HE CAN'T DO SHIT to her right now!

Marisha: "It's a war of attrition right now."

Otohan dashes to Laudna and it's the top of the round so it's HER TURN!!! Laudna is DOWN AGAIN!!! Two crits ... Laudna immediately takes two failed death saves!

Imogen spends a sorcery point to get a spell slott back ... but she's got nothing that can work at this range? Fuck! Oh wait ... Dissonant Whispers! Shit! Otohan uses a FUCKING legendary resistance to shake it off!

Imogen loses it ... she just LOSES IT!!! The storm goes APESHIT around them ... she wipes out half the town Nd everything goes white.

Matt: "And that's where we're gonna end tonight's episode." Everybody: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Fuck ... is that SERIOUSLY gonna be it? That's Orym and Fearne DEAD, Laudna's down and dying ... oh God this is all so fucked ... I CANNOT WAIT A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!! I just can't do it ... HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!