#YLL LIKE.

[fatuismooches]

Who is Arlecchino? For the blind, she is the vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is the water. If Arlecchino thinks, I agree. If Arlecchino speaks, I’m listening. If Arlecchino has one fan, it is me. If Arlecchino has no fans, I don’t exist.

[lesbianralzarek]

being able to criticize something you love isnt a chore youre morally required to do, its fucking freeing. yeah, i am "critical of my interests" and after some self-reflection ive determined that everything i love fucking owns even when its bad. im taking an honest look at it, and deciding which parts to hype up without feeling like i also have to downplay its problems, or get huffy and defensive, or be vigilant about steering the conversation away from its issues

"you like this? how can you ignore all of its flaws?" well first off, im not ignoring shit, im aware of all that and dont judge anyone for considering them dealbreakers. second off, did you know ronald reagan died of ligma?

[skrunksthatwunk]

[stabknives]

People R calling anything a crackship now

[pop-punkisso05]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS TUMBLR

I miss blogging, I miss coding, I miss my archives

[grey-wardens]

also lol 😭😭😭

[m0nsterqzzz]

how many aura points did I lose when I told my best friend about a girl I like and said, "she reminds me of you" right before I said I think I'm falling in love?

[bragganhyl]

hmmm how about Berci and Wyll for the alternative LI thing?

Thank you for this, they have an interesting dynamic and this gives me an excuse to rant about them :D

After all, they have a lot in common, but they are at different stages of their lives, so how they approach those similarities as a result makes them very different people.

Wyll is a hero and strives to be a hero so he hunts monsters to protect others. Berci hunts monsters bc some of them just need killing, what people see as his protective side, he considers his pragmatic, survivalist side. Wyll strives to do good in the world, Berci doesn't consider the wider effects of his actions bc nature will always find balance and he's merely a means to achieve that. While Wyll does see some things in a cynical light, he aims to hold on to his ideals, Berci is very jaded. Wyll loves openly and whole-heartedly, Berci is scared of being loved.

So there is some good tension between them, and I do think bc of their dynamic Berci starts seeing himself and what he's doing differently, but as a result he also constantly worries that he may be a bad influence on Wyll and he also really worries that if Wyll continues to live as he does he might end up just as burnt out and nihilistic as Berci is by the events of bee gee three. So I can kind of see them eventually ending up together some time after the game, when Berci has sorted out his attachment issues, but not before that.

[hl-obsessed]

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[thefinalwitness]

did some picrews last night featuring yll rhei and elwyn :) something something "elwyn is dead but she haunts yll rhei's narrative". being a botched resurrection ashkin gives u weird identity issues

picrews: [x] [x]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: I'm taking the civil service exam and if I get in there, will they fire me if I were mentally unstable?

Cnetizens: Sweetheart, guess why the civil service exam is oversubscribed as fuck?

yll: No, we have one in our unit. His performance bonus was deducted, and then he, armed with a fruit knife, stabbed two Deputy Directors of Bureau and then smashed the Director-general's office. He is now recuperating at home, and we have to visit him regularly. However, he is very principled and only attacks leaders when he has a seizure, not ordinary staff.

xhzz: Warrior.

dtxgg: I heard from my senior coworker in the organization that during one of the general meetings, when the Director-general was making an impassioned speech, this big sister suddenly slammed the table and shouted, “It's all bullshit!” Then she waved her sleeve and left, and from then on everyone realized that she was not normal. Big sister's exploits included rushing in during a bureau meeting and flickering on the forehead of every Director with her knuckle; when the leaders were eating at noon in the cafeteria's booths, she rushed in, made the rounds, and asked, “Yo, where's the corruption?” The leaders told her to go home and get well, she said she was not sick. After that, the big sister became the real Director-general of our unit, walking everywhere with two security guards behind. She came especially early every day, wearing sunglasses, patrolling the unit building, behind the two little brother trembling. No matter who it is, Big Sister will bash them right to their faces. The canteen auntie who scooped less food when dishing out, the masses who came to the unit to handle administrative affairs and stole the paper from the printer. She bashed them all, not to mention the leaders. The leaders have become numb. Later, the big sister's condition was slowly brought under control, and she had already retired when I joined the unit.

xxxC: LMFAO check the comments lmao

luvpp: There was a man in my mom's unit who became mentally unstable after joining the workforce and ran to the Director's office every day to sit there, saying that he himself was the director, and then the director granted him paid leave, and he still went to the unit to sit in the director's office as usual.

yzxka: ASDDFGHFGJ this one

momo: Our unit invited an expert to give a lecture, and when it was all over, he rushed up to the expert and asked loudly, “Do you know what it means to be full of crap?”

sbkpg: lkkfghdfgsdf

xuexue: The leader took me to another building in the office area, beforehand he specifically explained to me, “There is a man who guards the gate, if he asks you, do you believe in the universe, you must answer categorically, I do! Otherwise you won't get in.” Later I realized that the man was a little mentally unstable, and he was transferred to guard the gate, in fact, that building was originally inside the office area but the higher-ranks let them built a fence and set up a security booth in order to give him a post. Once the Director of Division went to a meeting and failed to answer his question and did not get in.

Vvvviola: After reading the comments, you will understand why everyone wants to take the civil service exam, because it is a job where even if you are really crazy, you will not be fired. It is completely different from capitalists squeezing laborers and laying off employees after squeezing them out.

momo: But as long as you don't go crazy, you'll be used like crazy.

arww: That was the case with the senior who was my tutor when I joined the office. She was crazily obsessed with her religion, and I don't know what kind of sect she was, but she played Buddhist scriptures in her office every day, wore a big red robe(*the unorthodox kind sect of buddhism), and meditated when she wasn't working, and practiced her skill in the room. I ordered a takeout at noon, it was Duck Blood and Vermicillon Soup. She righteously criticized me: duck blood can't be eaten, the animal's blood is full of anger, eating it will lead to evil spirits. I was so frightened that I dropped the vermicelli in my mouth. The leaders were quite polite to her. I worked with her for a month, she retired and went home, and I took over her job.

momo: Sister you go eat Duck Blood and Vermicillon Soup fearlessly hahahahhahhahah

lin: The Chief of my section, beat up two directors-general in a row, the third director-general was a woman, she told him, "I'm a woman, you can't beat me up".

xrhmm: they are even haggling

sytxztt: fuck

sstd: so did he beat that director?

lin: No, he doesn't beat women

[lesbianralzarek]

im a lesbian which means i can only make fan content for characters/ships that are wrongfully slept on

[seeyoumondaydevi]

And yll said he never liked her for who she truly is

[pop-punkisso05]

First the TikTok ban and now I can’t go to the thrift con I’ve been waiting to go to for WEEKS bc we suddenly have one in a life time levels of storms in New Jersey Are u FUCKING KIDDING ME FUCK THIS FACIST COUNTY FUCK THE IRREPERIBILE DAMGE DONE TO THE ENVIRONMENT FUCK YOU ALL. All I ever wanted to do was wear my cute little eccentric outfits and trade cute eccentric second hand clothes and frolic around BUT NOOO WE HAVE A RISE IN FACISM AND CLIMATE CHANGE AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE fuck YOU OLDHeads FOR RUINING IT ALLLLL

[l33n1s]

Wei Wuxian (YLL version) and Tianlang-Jun running into each other like "Well one of us is gonna have to change"

[ashwii]

Redraw from 2019 (original drawing under the cut)

UMM so I got into a rabbit hole of rewatching all the director's commentaries for all of them big Markiplier projects. Afterwards, I had violent flashbacks of a Damien drawing I made in 2019 like ??? I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT DRAWING????? like oml it was so weird just suddenly remembering a drawing i haven't thought about for 5 years. So here's ur man weeee

Sometimes, i don't think I ever improve, but looking at this after years of not even thinking about it? Man, it's so wild to see such an enormous difference. Honestly, I kinda more or less remember most of my drawings, so even if I haven't thought about a piece in a while it feels more like "oh yeah, that one" instead of a "OH MY GOD IM GETTING FLASHBACKS" so ig that's why i feel many interesting feelings abt this redraw XDD anyway im babbling but kisskiss hope yll enjoy lmao