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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
#YIPPEE WAHOO BODY HAIR#ANYONE WHO COMMENTS ANYTHING NEGATIVE ON THIS POST#INCLUDING TAGS#WILL BE BLASTED WITH MY HAIRIFICATION BEAM#I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY TEETH#body hair#the system speaks
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Last day of pride month, hair euphoria posting
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hey now don't forget the two women who were having sex in the second episode, one of whom was never seen again and the other of whom was a mole for axe capital inside sdny until the fourth episode and *then* was never seen again
would that i could forget....would that i could....
billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now
#and i just know there was no hair on their bodies from the eyelashes down. whew!#and ofc for Wild Off The Rails party times...if you Weren't going off the shits you'd be being more cishet of course#and it's not voyeuristic at all of course. why just over here we have our scene of the men having sex for one episode wahoo yippee#winston billions
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i actually have a design for my human (not born and raised) bill woo wahoo yippee
Some notes about him; his right eye is sewn shut, he has an eye of providence tattooed on the back of his neck and his body is riddled with scars (that you can’t see bc. clothes.)
Took inspo for his hair from my own hair (below)
i couldn’t help myself man i had to get the cipher cut ✨
#knotsoart#bill cipher#human bill design#human bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#gravity falls fandom#tbob#the book of bill#also more human bills should be chunky i think it’s so fitting
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ok down the line for another Cora fic :3c ? Taga
YIPPEE WAHOO, god bless I think about them so much. I haven’t touched this one in AGES so it may be super rough
(Taga is the one scientist that was always nice to Cora, sneaking her nice things. This takes place when Cora is maybe 6-8?)
The cell always got a bit chilly at night. The thin layer of peach fuzz across Cora’s body was hardly enough to keep her warm when night fell. Their smaller body didn’t seem to radiate enough heat on its own to fight the chill away. They found that tearing the sheet from their bed (a glorified cot really) and wrapping it around themselves as many times as possible provided the best protection against the cold, but it still wasn’t comfortable.
She had complained to Dr. Nova once. She had asked in a small, sheepish voice if the temperature could be adjusted to be warmer at night. The doctor had merely scowled and said something about “adapting.”
The air from the vents was even more frigid that night.
Many of Cora’s pleas and requests to Dr. Nova fell upon deaf ears—but there was a light in the dark, and it took the shape of soft chocolate brown eyes framed with crows feet and salt and pepper hair that was beginning to grow lighter with age. That light in the dark, who she later found was named Taga, provided warmth, in more ways than one.
Cora could have cried for joy the day Taga snuck her in a blanket. It was the first kindness between them—and certainly not the last.
On another day, Cora found herself hurting and exhausted from a long day of experimentation, some new serum pumping through her veins and leaving them sick and drained. Dr. Nova had insisted on their usual routine of exercises and they had almost passed out at the end.
But once again, Taga eased the ache. There was a glass of water on the table by Cora’s cot, beside which a pair of pills was set out with a note signed simply “T.”
(Bonus line I hadn’t placed yet. This is the fic where Taga gifts them their teddy bear, Arlo! So this would come sometime after)
She dreamt that night of being wrapped in the warm, soothing arms of a mother. She wore Taga’s tusked smile.
#Cora Shepard#she is EVERYTHING to me#anyway Marielle your sweet little NPC is getting mother figured now#test tube baby was given the tiniest bit of care from Taga and immediately claimed her#thank youuuuuu for letting me share Emmie :3#lo’s wips
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updated body language guide awoo
hapy :3 (if not a bit tired)
shoulders are relaxed or held high but not tensely
neutral mouth or close-mouthed smile
eyes are kept wide or half lidded depending on level of relaxation
tongue clicking and “ssss” sound as a vocal stim
chirping/cooing/humming
quoting tma or wtnv as a vocal stim
quoting streamers i like as a vocal stim
being touchy
rubbing my whole face against people i like
bapping people i like
”chortling”
being playful
being talkative or very very quiet
quoting apollo the parrot as a vocal stim
thumbs up
fist bump
calmly focusing on one thing
pacing loose circles, more excited than restless
sitting still for extended periods of time
multitasking while speaking, eye contact is scarce
jaw relaxed
absent swaying side to side or hip wiggling
limited chewing on hands
”yaaay” “yippee” “wahoo”
spinning!
upset/anxious (can also be tired or bored)
staring, zoning out
browd furrowed, eyes squinted or lidded
mouth neutral or closed with lip slightly curled, not enough to bare teeth
excessive skin picking and chewing
pacing in tight circles, anxious
shoulders held tense or high
baring/snapping teeth, tensing, or leaning away in response to touch from people usually allowed to touch me
excessive lip licking and chewing and sucking in lower lip
”HHHHGHGHGGH”
hair pulling and scratching
excessive and maniacal laughter
“ssssss” not hissing jsut long drawn out “s” sound
making “claws” out of my hands, running my thumb along my pointer finger
excessive scratching at face, neck, and arms
voice seeming “tight” or shaky or low
no words at all
weird long drawn out “eeeeeeh” noise
whining or screaming
excessively saying “eh” to everything. being unusually pasisve
“tapdancing”
unresponsive to words or my name
”AAAAAAAAAA”
angy
lip curled so teeth are showing
snapping at air
excessive and maniacal laughter
obsessively putting physical distance between myself and others
nose scrunched
jaw tense, teeth gritted
lashing out especially when interrupted
tense
snarling or snapping in response to touch from people usually allowed to touch me
excessive pacing
excessive chewing
short answers, snappy
no words or too many words
angry sigh
overly confrontational, “itching for a fight”
“Back up”
lowered self preservation
lowered care for others
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it’s like this. for months im thinking. im not trans, i dont have any negative feelings about my body as is, i like my given name, i don’t mind my pronouns- and then the SECOND I THINK ABOUT HAVING FACIAL HAIR I GET SOOOOOOOO EXCITED like. YES i want a beard, YES i want. a moustache. YES I WANNA BE SCRUFFY WAHOO YIPPEE and then. i’m not trans
#anyways.#i just think having hair on my face could be soooooo fun#all the other stuff? could take it or leave it honestly
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Reprise (Epilogue) [Frozen/Tangled/The Little Mermaid]
EPILOGUE
Elsa's return to Arendelle met with great celebration. Kristoff, Anna, and Olaf had organized it. They knew something good had happened when the clouds folded and crinkled from the sun's gentle burn.
Elsa met them at the dock, where the Barefoot Maiden lay in repose. Anna couldn't stop hugging her sister.
The royal guards cleared a path for the carriage to take them to the castle. Without it, the citizens would have mobbed their queen in celebration. Instead, they traveled behind the cart, singing songs of victory.
Elsa looked out the window at Arendelle. The sky was still a bleak and dismal slate, though that was typical for the time of year. The grass remained woody and the misty air smelled stagnant. There should have been crocuses and tulips blooming by now. Anyone visiting Arendelle would find a depressing place to be sure.
The podium Ansel had once used to address the citizens remained in front of the castle doors. Elsa took her place behind it, with Kristoff, Anna, and Olaf at her side. She waited for the citizens to finish gathering before she spoke.
"Citizens of Arendelle. I'm happy to announce that our nightmare appears to be over. The magic that brought forth this terrible climate has been destroyed."
The crowd roared in applause.
"Unfortunately, there is no magic to aid our recovery. It will take hard work, but we will bring back summer. This means there are hard times ahead. Our farmland is devastated. Our crops are in blight. I'm afraid we must prepare to suffer through another year of hardship."
Elsa had never felt the mood of a crowd before. When people talked about sensing energy from a massive group of people, she thought it was nonsense. But for the first time, some sixth sense recognized the dismay in the atmosphere.
"However we will have help. We have new alliances. Corona has pledged to give its support--in a non-military fashion," she added as an aside. "We will get through this. And I will be behind you all the way."
Now the crowd seemed confused. Kristoff twisted his face quizzically.
"Someone once told me that... there are some people worth melting for," she said to the throngs. "I think there are some people worth freezing for too. I give this pledge to you now: I am not going anywhere. Though I don't always show it, I love being your queen. I love this kingdom. I love the people in it, no matter what they say. Whisper and gossip in taverns if you want, I won't leave you. Not ever."
And Elsa kept her word. She was behind every citizen's back. Shoveling, carting, cobbling, smithing, farming, harvesting, ranching, even baking. She renovated the plumbing system, all pipes having been destroyed from freezing. She created oxplows from ice, taking time to craft the blade to utmost sharpness. She created a thin coating of snow all around the pastures--the meltwater would encourage sprouting.
In fall, the grass was green again, the livestock was healthy and back on their ranches. The white duck in the courtyard pond even had a fresh batch of fuzzy yellow chicks dashing after it. Elsa noticed this in the garden, during Arendelle Castle's First Annual Children's Tea Party.
When she announced the event, she told Anna "this is the hardest thing I'll ever have to do." It was one thing to be Arendelle's queen. But if she spent all her time holed up in the council chambers, she would never be Arendelle's leader.
"Mmm," Elsa said, sipping from a teacup. She was sitting on the grass, dress spread out, addressing a five-year-old with braided pigtails. The party was wrapping up, but Elsa wanted to make sure she met all the guests she could. "Are you having fun?"
"I don't like tea. It tastes like dirty water," the little girl said.
"I didn't like tea until I was older," Elsa said.
"I like the cookies though. When I play tea party at home, I have to use rocks for cookies. This is different than my tea parties. I have to do friendly smiling here. And my mom said not to run around like a maniac."
Elsa glanced at two squealing boys chasing each other by the pond. "I think if you wanted to run around, no one would mind."
"Is your army run by a giant snow monster?"
"Er... what?"
"I know you got Olaf. But do you have a giant snowman too? In your ice castle? Is he, like, the head of your guards? Do you send people you don't like up there and the snowman eats them?"
Elsa searched her mind for a wise response. "No. He stays up there. Guards it, keeps it tidy. He's not really mean. In fact," she leaned in. "His name's Marshmallow."
The little girl giggled, rolling back on her rump. "That's a funny name."
"Hey, Elsa." Anna stepped up to them, wearing the green and black velvet dress that matched the courtyard garden.
"Excuse me one minute. Princess business," Elsa said to the girl as she stood up.
"I understand," the little girl said.
The two sisters stepped to the side. "Is everything going okay? Everyone's having a good time?" Elsa asked.
"They're having a great time," Anna said, surprised she asked. "This was a great idea. No one can stop talking about it. Just look at Olaf."
She pointed to the other side of the grove. Three boys were juggling the snowman's body parts between them. Olaf yipped in delight. "Whoa... wahoo... yippee... the world is spinning..."
"I've got to say, I never expected this from you," Anna said. "And you were the one to suggest it."
"There's not much point to opening up the gates if people don't want to go inside. The castle doors could be wide open. It doesn't matter unless I keep my heart open too."
Anna smiled. "Anyway, you wanted me to tell you when it was five o'clock. And... it's five o'clock."
"Oh!" Elsa squealed. The tea party was scheduled to end half an hour ago, but she'd been having so much fun. She turned to the little girl. "I'm sorry, but I have to go."
"Aw, but we just started," she whined. "I wanted to have tea with a queen."
Anna stepped forward. "I can take her place. I'm her sister, Princess Anna."
"Yay! A princess. That's even better!"
Anna gave Elsa a sly smile. Elsa rolled her eyes, then walked away.
"Oh, Elsa," Anna called out. "You will tell me who you're seeing one of these days, right?"
"Who said I'm seeing anyone?" Elsa shrugged. Before Anna could ask anything else, she dashed out of earshot.
"Right," Anna said. She clinked her cup with the little girl.
Elsa ran behind the trees through the grove, peeling away her garrish decorations--the tiara, the bracelets, earrings, necklace. The courtyard's back wall abutted the shoals Arendelle Castle was built on. In its center was a postern--a back way. It was usually locked, but Elsa, being the queen, had asked for and received the key. She slipped through the gate at the same time slipping out of her fancy shoes.
Salty sea-spray kissed her face from the waves striking the rocks. She took a moment to breathe it in, then let out her tight hair bun. The soothing wind played with French braid like an animal's tail.
She stepped gingerly down the rough rocks to the water's edge. A man's head broke the surface.
"Hi," Gil said. He smoothed back his slick wet hair.
"Hi," Elsa said dreamily. She sat on a flattish rock close to him, hugging her knees. "Sorry I'm late. I just got done with the tea party."
"You're not late," Gil said. "How was it?"
"Good. The kids loved it. I might do it again next month too."
Gil pulled out a box from beneath the surface. "Here. I made you a birthday present."
Elsa accepted it, saying "But it's not my birthday."
"I know. But you didn't tell me when it was, so I guessed. Looks like I guessed wrong."
Elsa laughed. "At least you were bold enough to try."
"I only had a chance of one out of three hundred and sixty-five after all."
Elsa undid the seaweed ribbon. Inside the box was a necklace made of tropical cerith and horn shells. "Oh, it's beautiful. There's nothing like this in Arendelle seas." She attached it around her neck. "I'm quite sure I'll be the only one around with this kind of necklace."
"What if they ask you where you got it?"
"I'll tell the truth," Elsa said. "A handsome man gave it to me."
Gil smirked. "Well, half a man."
Elsa smiled. Twice the man of many. "I have a gift for you too."
"It's not my birthday, either," Gil said.
"No, it's not a birthday gift. It's something I meant to give you before."
She leaned down, placed her hand on his cheek, and kissed him. Gil rose out of the water and kissed her back.
"You couldn't find a way to cut it?" the King Frederic asked, equal parts resigned and disappointed.
"No... Well," Rapunzel reconsidered. "I did, but... no. I think it's better this way. Better than the alternatives were."
Rapunzel waited for her parents or Flynn to respond. They had made their greetings and hugs down at the docks. Then again in the village, again at the castle entrance, and several times more just now in the conference room.
"Better this way?" the Queen asked. "What do you mean?"
"I think it sends a message to the people of Corona. A message of hope. That even if the past may be inescapable, there is always hope for the future."
The king and queen didn't know how to respond to that. But Flynn did. "What about all the low-lifes and thugs? People from miles around are going to want that hair. Everyone from warring kingdoms to kidnappers. How are you going to stay safe?"
"I thought you already knew. You got my message, right?" Rapunzel said. "I can't remember when I sent it. The past week's just been a blur."
"Yes, of course. We did everything you said. He's waiting in the dungeon. It was no easy task to get-"
Rapunzel stood up. "What? You put him in the dungeon?"
The King held up his hands. "He asked to be put there. He said it was the only place he felt comfortable."
"Oh." Rapunzel looked down.
"Should we send a page to go and fetch him?" Queen Arianna asked.
"No. I'll do it," Rapunzel said.
"We'll be here," the king said, cradling his arm around the queen.
Rapunzel and Flynn left the conference room and descended a spiral staircase. The castle lay on a foundation of sand-colored bricks, not gray. That, plus the east-facing windows, helped the dungeon from seeming too gloomy.
Each cell had a barred door, but all the ones Rapunzel could see were empty. Which meant he was in the last one, at the darkest part of the hall.
"Can you wait here for me?" she whispered to Flynn, grasping his hand. "He's probably scared enough as it is."
Flynn nodded.
Rapunzel walked all the way to the last cell. There he sat on the bench. The door was unlocked.
"Hello, princess," Omis Ravir said. "How are you?"
"Me? I'm fine. How are you?" Rapunzel asked.
"I'm fine." Ravir's gaze fixed on the floor. "Nervous."
"No one gave you any trouble, did they?"
"No. But I'm still not sure this is a good idea. My appearance..."
"I don't care about your appearance. And neither will anyone else. I promise. It's going to take some time to ease back into the world. I know. I had to do it myself."
"But you must understand my terms. I won't be seen."
"If you don't want to, you don't have to be. In fact, it's better if you're not. But..." Rapunzel held up a finger. "You'll still be considered a member of the royal guard. Keeping the princess protected is a tough duty. You're the only one for miles around that could do it. That's a high honor. In fact, we already prepared a welcome feast for you."
"A feast?" Ravir asked.
"Mm-hm. Roast pork and cinnamon sauce. Chicken pie with turnip and carrots. Cucumber salad and spiced squash. And chef makes these apple tarts with whipped cream that are delicious."
"I don't remember the last time I ate," Ravir said. "It's been decades."
"Oh. Then maybe we'll just start with some bread."
Rapunzel held out her hand through the door. Ravir looked at it with his yellow eyes. He reached out and put his clawed hand in her soft pink one.
The first thing that Ariel did was hug Eric. Then she hugged him again. And again. And again.
They took it slow. Five days passed before the couple left the castle. It was like a second honeymoon. And with the war over, they had the time to spend.
They shared parts of each other. Parts as ugly as groupers and beautiful as angelfish. Parts they had hidden too long. When they emerged, they emerged holding hands, gazing into each other's eyes.
When Eric returned to the kingdom, he was immediately arrested. The royal guard sent him to trial, charged with treason. He was led in handcuffs to the parliamentary court. Seven lords and three sub-judges from the surrounding villages assembled on a high platform semi-circle. Eric stood in the lonely booth for the accused. On a podium sat the book of law for him to consult, but he did not need it.
Eric's explanation of what happened took an entire day with the council's interruptions for questions and clarifications. Each evening, they sent him back to the gaols while other witnesses and lawyers made their case. But by the end of Eric's deposition, their patience grew short. They began waving off sidebars and arbitrarily sustaining objections.
When the trial was over, the councilors returned their verdict. There could be no doubt in what Eric's actions were--half the kingdom was a witness. And both Eric's account and the evidence proved that he acted with free will, without any coercion. Guilty. No doubt about it, reasonable or otherwise.
His punishment? Tell everyone that he was sorry.
The captain of the guards roiled. He demanded exile, capital punishment, or something equally severe. He disavowed the judge's authority, tried bargaining with council. But the verdict had been made--the verdict the prosecution wanted. And the sentence had already been carried out.
In their final statement, the judges declared that Eric's actions were most definitely treacherous. But once Eric explained his motivation, they were justifiable. The head judge declared that any man or woman worth his character should have done the same thing. When the royal guard heard that, he rescinded his challenge, although he still grumbled about it.
Eric's first act, once he was back in power, was to withdraw from the war. He recalled his ships and support, ignoring any messages or questions from fellow countries, be they ally or enemy. The people backed his decisions, especially when word of Arendelle's situation reached them.
When Ariel returned, the town was still jubilating the end to the war. Each day a new ship returned, bringing someone's father or brother back home.
One of the last things she told Eric before they came out was "I want to make an announcement to the people. Can you arrange that?"
Eric was surprised. She'd never wanted to do that before. "Sure. The official celebration ends next week, when we sign the formal declaration of departure. You could do it then."
"Good," Ariel nodded.
"Can you tell me what it's about?" Eric asked.
Ariel sighed. "I'm not even sure myself."
Days later, the kingdom gathered on the streets. Streamers and confetti flew from windows. Husbands in woolen outfits embraced their wives on the docks as inert warships patrolled the harbor.
Eric stood on the balcony of his castle, overlooking the kingdom. Down below, the crowd was so large it flowed beyond the gates. After he signed the document held up by the minister of war (and the crowd had finished cheering), Ariel came out.
She wore the most formal gown Eric had ever seen--a conservative black dress with tight bodice and paisley trim. After Eric finished goggling, he stepped aside to let her take his place. The crowd whispered to each other, unsure of what was to next. They'd never seen the prince's wife so prim and droll.
"Good people," she declared. "I am not much of a speech-maker. I'm not good with my words. So I'll keep this brief. I know... that I haven't been the best of rulers. I've made some decisions... or influenced others to make decisions that weakened the kingdom. Selfish decisions, careless decisions. That's because I have been living a dual life."
Eric's eyes shot open. Now he knew exactly what her speech was about. And he was frightened.
"As some of you might know, I came to this kingdom under mysterious circumstances. No country, no family background, no dowry. Well, there is reason for that. Up until a year ago, I was a mermaid."
The crowd burbled with surprise, disbelief, laughter, and dubiety.
"More than just a mermaid," Ariel continued. "I was princess of a kingdom called Atlantica, the greatest in all the ocean. I fell in love with a human and, through magic, became what I am today." She paused to let the crowd absorb this. "But that is part of my past. The past is part of who I am and what I will be. And what I will be is queen. Queen of both this land and ocean."
Ariel reached behind her and pulled out her trident. Eric hadn't even seen her carrying it. The gold partisan gleamed.
"This is the trident. It's a weapon forged by the first gods and proof of my birthright. It can only be wielded by the true ruler of the seven seas."
She held it aloft. It began to make a harmonic magical thrum.
"With it, and my coronation, I declare this kingdom part of Atlantica. And Atlantica part of this kingdom. You are all now citizens under both. I will make my decisions and actions in the best interest of both. And any I made in the past that weren't, I will take back."
Now the crowd, unsure of where all this was going, began to come around. The once angrily-toned chatter began to lighten with acceptance.
Ariel looked back at Eric, who had a smile on his face. He approved. They'd work out all the logistics later, but for now, he saw the kingdom becoming stronger. Just like they were stronger.
She turned back to the crowd. "I can't ignore my people any longer. Either of them. Because I belong to both. As do all of you. And I hope... no, I am pleased that you are all now part of my world."
#END#
#Elsa#Rapunzel#Ariel#Frozen#Tangled#The Little Mermaid#fan fic#fanfic#fanfiction#fan fiction#Disney#Princess#Disney Princess#crossover#Reprise
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WOOOOO!!!
BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
#yippee wahoo body hair#anyone who comments anything negative on this post#including tags#will be blasted with my hairification beam#i will tear you apart with my teeth#body hair#the system speaks#not safe for minors#minors dni#minors do not interact#not safe for kids
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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
#yippee wahoo body hair#anyone who comments anything negative on this post#including tags#will be blasted with my hairification beam#i will tear you apart with my teeth#body hair#the system speaks#artist on kofi#australia#nostalgia#hairy mclary
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