#YESSSSSS THE CONTENT WE NEED

[r0-boat]

Yessssss I lOvE your headcanons about the 2 unreleased kings 😋 must be because I love dark headcanons.... (and that in Abbadon is something couldn't miss out 😈)

But can you do some moreeee? 🥺 Like about the headcanons about interactions between kings perhaps (seven kings---!!!!) Or maybe between kings and MC pls 😚 I kinda crave for some dark contents right now (cus when I first play WHB, I already expect this 👀)

Only if you're fine with this request, and jusst ignore it if you don't okie 😘

Oh my God interactions with the Kings hshshs

I mostly just have really stupid headcanons about those guys interacting but I got some dark ones

Dark!whb King headcanons

speculation for asmodeus and belphegor(I'm writing these two before they come out)

Cw: yandere, murder, drugging/drugs, death, cannibalism, sexual slavery mentions of being sold off, most of this shit is just talking about a black market shcsdgj. This shit is dark dead dove do not eat

Disclaimer: I do not condone anything I write This is purely for fantasy written by adults for adults only!

Belphegor and asmodeus has been fully released here's the update

Links to little asks about people's questions

Question one about Satan's desires

Question two on Mammon

Satan

I don't think we talk about Satan's depression as much as we should have. What I feel like you would think himself as a wrathful monster unable to control his wrath, sometimes he would have depressive episodes where his personality is a completely 180. He's just as angry at himself as he is at everyone else.

The first time you've witnessed this depressive episode is when he accidentally struck you and made you bleed. His whole body starts shaking as he began to break down He tore apart his room and started crying and took weeks for him to calm down.

The reason why his subordinates are okay with him taking out his anger and physically hurting them is because if he doesn't have an outlet he'll take out it on himself.

Satan is dependent on you for his emotional needs. He loves you, and he needs you; please do not leave him.

Satan is definitely holding back a lot of his dark thoughts because he doesn't want to hurt you, and he doesn't know how much longer he can hold back these darker desires. Normally he tells you everything, but he doesn't want to scare you. He wants you to like him.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a budding yandere, He already stalks you. Trying to keep his obsessive thoughts underneath a layer of hatred. That hatred mixing into more obsession. Of course he wants you to love him, but he also wants to be hated by you just as much as he is loved because it gets him on your mind. And that's really all he wants. It doesn't matter if he makes you hate him. As long as you're thinking about him he is okay with that.

Because of his abuse as a child from angels I would not doubt he wouldn't know how to normally show affection.

He has killed another devil for you. And he will gladly do it again. He sends the heads of lower rank devils that you dare show a smile too under the name "You're admirer" isn't he so romantic.

Leviathan only tolerates the kings being around you because chilling one of them or they're subordinates would start a war. So to have you he must use sneakier tactics.

Beelzebub

He has a fantasy where he roofies you at a bar and takes you home with him. Whenever you go to the bathroom thinking that Your drink is safe with him, He stares blankly into the glass, thoughts swirling with mental images of your nice loopy giggly self being laid on his bed.

Angels taste like chicken, humans taste like beef, demons taste like pork. Humans so far is his favorite. Humanoid meat especially humans are delicacy and highly illegal in the Tartaros black market. A delicacy He has been recently craving.

If he ever dies he wants his last meal to be you after he fucks you of course.

Levi gives the bodies of the devils he has killed too Beel to eat.

Beel definitely does drugs He's mostly immune now... He hates that Adderall doesn't affect him the same as the others.

Mammon

Tartaros is home to the rich and the very powerful. They hold grandiose special parties where the wealthy gather. Of course Mammon attends these parties. These demons see you as a pretty little exotic pet unknowing that Mammon is the pet and you are the master. And these same demons frequently talk about how they would buy you at any price, talking about your body as if you are a piece of meat and a prize to be bought and sold. Sadly you are not for sale.

As the demon of greed flaunting is his specialty And he has definitely thought about telling you up and all his gold and jewels to bring you to one of these parties to show you off. As a message saying 'This is something you cannot have.

Mammon knows of the Tartaros Black market and he turns a blind eye, but he will gladly do something if you tell him to. Or if belphie gets off his ass and strong arms him.

Giving him a little more because getting asked for it: Mammon doesn't do shit about the black market because He owns part of it and he practically created it. This man runs his kingdom like a mafia and he is a mob boss. Shady dealings to other kingdoms smuggling goods anything for More money and greater goods.

Lucifer

Has purchased a human corpse from the same black market for scientific purposes he swears up and down.

He slowly corrupting himself He beats himself up over it but at the same time he kind of likes it.

"hey can I cut you open and look at your organs? No? Oh okay..."

Lucifer because of his past as an angel suddenly gets urges to kill you. They have gone down over time since his transformation as a devil but he really shouldn't be getting this hard over thoughts of putting his hands around your neck.

Makes aphrodisiacs as a paid commission for asmodeus. And asks you to test the drugs.

If you ever die he wants to keep your beautiful eyes.

Your blood is a beautiful drug like sweet wine. He's obsessed with the taste

Belphegor

Belphegor and his superpower of a kingdom are the only reason why the Kings actually give a damn about their laws. Nifleheim is a strong powerhouse and a great enemy to those who don't want to make one of them.

However, Belphegor isn't all justice and the law and order in fact far from that. He is the law whatever he wants he can bypass it and everyone will turn a blind eye. If you were ever sold by Mammon to the highest bidder Belphegor would be your buyer.

Grand spectacles of public executions are very popular thing in Nifleheim(Belphie Danganronpa fan)

The real horror is that belphie invest in cryptocurrency and has an NFT/j

Belphie is also completely dependent on you and he will make you stay any way necessary.

Belphie only hasn't cracked down on the others harder as he should is because he doesn't give a fuck what happens in other kingdoms if it is in his own.

Belphie thinks Asmodeus is a disgusting freak. Leviathan is an amateur to him. Satan and belphie would get along pretty well I think they would be FPS partners.

Asmodeus

All of hell's most heinous devils come here because the laws are so lax. You're wondering why this kingdom hasn't fall to complete anarchy... Apparently getting you addicted on sex and then withholding it as a punishment is surprisingly very effective.

Asmodeus would love to have you but hasn't invite you yet because... Well if your kingdom is filled with half trained rabid dogs and you throw a nice fine steak inside.... Yeahhh.

Asmodeus is actually a pretty nice dude, He's very calm, polite and chivalrous. Which makes you wonder how much of that is a mask. Something you'll never know.

Asmodeus has a harem I think that goes without saying. And he talks greatly about adding you to that harem and how you would be his favorite~

It's no secret that I think humans are a very sexualized being in hell. Asmodeus is one of the demons with a huge human kink. Humans in his eyes are still primal animals which is part of their biggest appeal to him.

Asmodeus thinks belphie has a stick up his ass and he needs to loosen the fuck up

[tomssexdoll]

hi baba gril

so we are like tom's gf and he takes us out for a night of clubbing and we get a lil too drunk, and he has to take us home, and take care of us

hmu if more deets are needed 🤯

YESSSSSS BBY GIRL ILYSM

Never listen to me

PAIRINGS: Tom 2012 x Female reader CONTENT: FLUFF SYPNOSIS: Tom takes y/n out for a night of clubbing but she gets way too drunk and he has to take her home, despite her refusals, and take care of her. A/N: ily alaiah WARNINGS: drinking, being drunk, vomiting

Tom groaned, "are you ready yet? it's been like an hour how do you take SO long" he came up behind me, kissing my head softly and wrapping his arms around my waist.

"Just wait liebe, girls take longer to get dressed, all you have to do is put an outfit on and you're done" I groaned, rolling my eyes. "Fineee" he crossed his arms and pouted like a child, "stop acting like a child Tom you can wait a bit longer" I chuckled, he smirked back "whatever."

As I finished getting ready Tom let out a sigh of relief, grabbing my hand and leading me to the car. We drove to the club and once we got there, stared at all the drunken bodies out the front either fighting or kissing. "Oh god.." I fake gagged, he chuckled and we got out of the car, entering the club.

The booming music was just what I needed, I held onto Toms hand as we got to the bar, I ordered 5 rounds of shots of tequila for myself, Tom looking at me worried "are you sure you'll be able to handle ALL of that? You know how strong the tequila in this club is.." he placed a hand on my thigh, rubbing the skin softly. "Yeah yeah, I'll be fine, it's just tequila what could go wrong?"

After 2 hours and 7 shots, 4 cocktails and 1 beer I was hammered, I was so drunk that my vision was super blurry, I could barely even walk. I had lost Tom an hour ago and was just ordering drinks and dancing on the dance floor, having the time of my life.

I was dancing when I stumbled and fell on the floor, groaning as I hit my head "fuckk..." rubbing the wound slightly. I tried to get up but it miserably failed, leaving me on the floor once again. I looked up, everyone was dancing, their sweaty, horny bodies pressed up against one another, the song blasting at severley high volumes. I covered my ears, the music piercing my ears. "Why is it so fucking loud.." I said to myself.

"Oh my god Y/N!" I heard in the distance, I saw Toms panicked face, rushing over to me and picking me up from the floor, brushing the hair from my face. "Where the hell were you?! I was looking for you for ages!" he panted, relief washing over his eyes.

"I don't knowww..been partying.." I slurred my words and he groaned softly, "cmon we're going home, you're way to drunk to be here" he grabbed my arm but I pulled away, "nooo!" I whined. He rubbed his temples in frustration "verdammte hölle" he muttered under his breath.

"Cmon, I said we're going home" he again pulled on my arm to no avail. "Alright, you give me no choice then" he grabbed me by my waist and slung me over his shoulder, making me unable to fight back physically, all I could do is use my words. "Tom nooo! I'm having fun!" I cried out, kicking my legs against his chest.

He stopped me with a harsh smack to my ass "I said we are going home, I'm not going to repeat myself" he said sternly. "Fine.." I sighed dramatically.

As we got home he carried me in, plopping me onto the bed "wanna go clubbing so bad...you ruined it..." I groaned, tossing and turning on the bed. "Too bad, you should've drunk less" he sighed, sitting me up.

I felt something come up my throat, a weird pressure, realising it was vomit, before it could reach my mouth I blurted out "gonna throw up!" Toms eyes widened and he ran to the bathroom, getting a bucket and holding it under my mouth.

I let go of my mouth and threw up in the bucket. It went on for 10 minutes straight, non stop vomit. I coughed a bit as it stopped, Tom picking me up and bringing me to the bathroom to wash my mouth out.

"You never listen to what I say hm?" he chuckled, kissing the top of my head. He grabbed a hair tie and brushed my hair slowly, pulling it into a ponytail, away from my face.

I started to sob uncontrollably "im so sorry Tom.." clinging onto his arm and nuzzling my face into his neck. "For what honey?" he smirked, "not listening..im sorry" I continued to sob, him kissing me softly to ease my worries "it's fine baby, I know you waned to have fun and I guess you did" he chuckled, pulling me into his lap and rubbing my back gently. "Shh..stop crying baby it's ok.." he whispered in my ear, my tears staining his t shirt.

Eventually my cries came to an end, I stayed on his lap, holding onto him tightly "so warm and cuddly.." I muttered out, my eyes half shut.

He laughed softly, "cmon baby let's get you into bed, you need some sleep" I whined "noo..wanna stay with you.." he smiled "you will be with me, I'll be right beside you ok?" he stroked my hair lovingly, I nodded and got into bed, Tom following behind me as promised, holding me close.

"Goodnight prinzessin, I love you so much" he kissed my neck softly, stroking my hair to help me fall asleep.

[hardstraykidshours]

Hehe I saw that your requests are open so decided to pop here,

So I was thinking of sadist seungmin, I feel no one talks enough about sadist seungmin, he'd be so strict I feel and he'd totally have you over his knees if u misbehave (ofc everything is consented here) I just can't stop thinking of this😭

(feel free to ignore this request if it makes you uncomfortable or for any reason you don't want to write I won't mind it's your blog after all)

Also if you do end up writing this request I'm ok w gender neutral or female oc here, so whichever you want is ok w me

omfg yessssss. dom sadist seungmin is something that we have talked about for a long time when brainstorming things for our blog, and i feel like that side of him never gets talked about enough so thank you thank you for this request. i had a really fun time writing it, and i really hope you enjoy it!

❤️ abbie & courtney

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pairing: seungmin x afab!reader

genre: smut, 18+ (minors dni)

length: 1.2k

warnings: profanity, sexual/suggestive content, dom!seungmin, sadist!seungmin sub!reader, dirty talk, spanking, pussy slapping, degradation, fingering (f receiving), orgasm denial, unprotected sex (please wrap before you tap), creampie, afab reader, nsfw 18+ (minors dni)

"and ten. good girl," seungmin praises while gently kneading the sore flesh. your ass stings from his recent ministrations but your pussy is soaked, desperate for more. his hand slides up your back, pressing down slightly, so your breasts push further into his leg from how you're bent over his lap. he then moves his hand back down and across your ass before moving it between your legs sliding his fingers through your dripping folds. he pumps two fingers roughly into you for a moment before pulling them out and rubbing them across your already messy pussy, spreading the juices across your skin. you whine and moan at his actions, moving your hips back towards his hand. 

"just look at that, absolutely fucking soaked for me. god, you're such a slut. you just love me spanking you so much. isn't that right, baby?" 

a loud moan escapes your lips, both in response to his words and at the pleasure coursing through you when he starts playing with your clit. you squeal and jump when his hand suddenly slaps your pussy. the sound transforms into a whimper when he moves his fingers back to roll against your clit, white hot pleasure replacing the pain sparking through your system. 

"i bet you purposefully acted out just so you would get punished, huh? you just love when i have you over my knees that much?" 

you try to form words in response, but the feeling of his hand working your pussy makes your head swim with pleasure, robbing you of all cohesive thoughts. another sharp slap to your pussy clears your head, bringing your focus back. 

"i asked you a question." 

"mmm, yes seungmin! love when you spank me! it--it--" you choke on your words as he starts circling your clit in earnest with his fingers, quickly bringing you close to the edge of release. "feels...too good... fuck...gonna cum-" 

his hand suddenly leaves your cunt, and you cry out at the loss of contact. "no! please! need to cum, please!" 

you hear him chuckle darkly above you before bringing his hand back to your pussy, stroking it so slowly. he keeps the pace painfully slow, taunting you his touch until you're practically writhing on his lap.

"more, please, more!"

he picks up his pace, rapidly pushing you towards the edge and a series of moans and curses pour from your lips as you feel yourself about to fall apart for him.

his fingers leave you again just when you're on the brink of orgasm and a sob clogs your throat, your body strained and desperate for release. you whimper and whine in response, losing your mind over the sudden loss of pleasure.

his palm lands on your ass in a harsh smack before he roughly gropes the flesh. "come on, use your words. tell me what you want."

"i want to cum! please make me cum, i'll do anything, i'm begging you!"

"good girl. well then, i suppose since you asked so nicely..." 

before you can even fully process his movements, he pulls you off his lap and tosses you onto the bed on your stomach. he quickly rids himself of his pants and boxers before kneeling behind you, wrapping his hand around your thighs to drag you back towards him. he shifts your hips up and back into his, roughly dragging his cock through your dripping folds once before slamming into you. the sudden burst of pleasure has you screaming his name and then chanting it like a mantra as he pounds into you at an unforgiving pace. 

you try to rise up on your elbows, but the force of his hips snapping into yours is too much, and you collapse back into the bed. your body jolts slightly when you feel his hand connect with your ass again. the sharp sting from the smack disappears into pleasure as he continues thrusting into you, and the contrast of the two sensations makes you moan loudly into the pillow beneath you. 

"oh, you like that, huh?" 

you try to respond, eager to please, but all you can manage is garbled moans and choked curses, too blinded by pleasure to form actual words. 

"awww, has my little slut been fucked dumb?" your pussy clenches around his cock at his filthy words pulling a groan from deep in his chest. "god, you're so fucking hot when you're like this, so desperate and needy for me, so eager to let me do whatever i want to you."

his hand slides slowly up your spine, his fingers tangling lightly in your hair. he tilts your head to the side so he can see the blissed out expression on your face.  "you've been such a good little slut for me. i think you deserve a reward, huh? should i let you come now?" 

"please!" you manage to choke out between moans, your body teetering on the edge and begging for release. 

he releases his hold on your hair and moves his hand down between your legs, roughly toying with your clit. all it takes is a few flicks of his fingers, and you can feel your release start to barrel through you. just as your orgasm hits, seungmin suddenly pulls out and plants another slap to your pussy. 

the sudden jolt of pain amplifies your orgasm in a way you didn't know was possible. a scream of pleasure rips out of you, and your vision goes white before your eyes roll back. your thighs shake uncontrollably as wave after wave of the most intense pleasure you've ever felt rolls through your body. if it weren't for seungmin's hands on your hips holding you up, you would have collapsed into the bed, having lost all control over your body. 

he thrusts back into, bottoming out before stopping and just holding you close to him while you cum. the feeling of your pussy violently pulsing around his dick as you lose yourself to your orgasm is too much, and he ends up spilling himself inside of you with a strained groan. 

after what seems like an eternity of you cumming, you finally start to come back to reality, eyes blinking hard to clear your vision and chest heaving as you try to catch your breath. when he feels you relax beneath him, he pulls out and your pussy clenches around the sudden emptiness as another aftershock rolls through your body. 

his hands release your hips, and you collapse fully onto the bed, seungmin flopping onto his back next to you. he pulls you close to his chest and neither of you say anything, too blissed out and overwhelmed by everything that just happened to form words. you know the two of you will talk about it later, seungmin is always so good about making sure you are comfortable with everything he does to you. but for now, all you want to do is just relax into each other. you start to drift off and you feel a soft kiss pressed into your hair just before you fall asleep.

tag list: @sensitiveandhungry

[leofrith]

hii so i‘m way to invested in everyone‘s baldurs gate plays. can we see your tavs? I would love to see them haha😭

YESSSSSS i will happily take any excuse to talk about my tavs. 🥰 i'm sorry this took so long. i wanted to have their Lore™ a little more set in stone before answering this, but then i proceeded to make uhhhh 2 more tavs and a durge. 🤡

i am listing my characters in the order i created them. they're all good/neutral aligned because being mean in video games makes me break out in hives. aaaaand this is going under a read more because it got really fucking long. 🥴

marqwyn stoneheart

race: human

class: eldritch knight fighter

background: soldier

romance: gale

my first tav who i adore. ❤️ i stole her name from the very first character i created for a now abandoned dnd campaign (though she's nothing like og marqwyn). she's a former flaming fist who left their service due to the corruption she witnessed there. after leaving the city she became an independent soldier for hire—but she's a terrible mercenary because she's a bleeding heart who will help people because they need it, regardless of whether they can pay her or not.

she has dragged the party into many an unnecessary brawl because her charisma is literally in the negatives. we love a girl incapable of talking herself out of Situations. she also used to have two brown eyes before deciding to get herself volo'd during a brief moment of desperation-fuelled insanity.

her backstory has changed a lot since i first made her, mostly because i didn't really have anything in mind when i started playing. 😬 i also had no fucking clue what i was doing when i first started and it certainly shows (tons of missed content, didn't take enough long rests, completely missed lae'zel for the first ~30 hours of gameplay, have done quests in an extremely questionable order, etc.).

i romanced gale with her because the wizard had me by the jugular the second he opened his mouth, and buff wife who hits things with her big sword and her squishy wizard husband who casts counterspell is something that can be so personal. that being said, i do want to rework her character and do another playthrough with her, probably romancing wyll, because her playthrough is a mess.

i will now dip into the alternate canon that lives in my brain in which my next three tavs are allowed to coexist, so just stay with me here and trust in the vision ajgjsdgf

meadow moonwillow

race: mephistopheles tiefling

class: storm sorcerer, bard of the college of lore

background: entertainer

romance: karlach (or enya in the canon that exists in my head)

i made her specifically for my karlach romance run, because best girl deserves a little sunshine to match her own. meadow was born to play gigs in dive bars, but was cursed with a natural talent for magic. 😔 she'll use it because it's useful in a fight, i guess, but she'd much rather insult people to death. if there is shit to be disturbed, she will disturb it.

her and gale are best friends, because i think having some friendly spell caster competition with his bestie who (begrudgingly) lets him teach her wizard spells would be good for his mental health. her and wyll butt heads a bit at first, mostly because meadow's way of trying to comfort people is through humor, and her attempts to make him feel better about his new devil form come off as insensitive (inspired by the way i accidentally insulted wyll at the tiefling party in my meadow playthrough by joking that i was jealous of his horns. king i swear it was meant as a compliment!! 😭). eventually they become really close, which is certainly a necessity when you're both going on a vacation to hell with no set end date.

also my choice of name for her definitely has nothing to do with the fact that i am in the middle of watching the sopranos. definitely not.

landric sparrowsong, "the wrath-bringer"

race: human

class: oath of vengeance paladin, tempest domain cleric of ilmater

background: sage

romance: gale

his backstory is probably the one i've thought about in the most detail, mostly because he's a walking tragedy and i live for that shit. 🧍🏻‍♀️

he was once a school teacher and wasn't much of a fighter at all before his little village near baldur's gate was razed to the ground and his wife and (or so he thinks 👀) daughter were killed, at which point he took up his oath of vengeance. his favourite pastimes now include self-sacrifice and violently murdering evildoers, hence the "wrath-bringer" epithet.

he has been alone—mostly by choice, because he can't lose any more loved ones if there is no one left alive that he loves��for over a decade by the time he's infected, but the forced proximity means the companions very quickly get under his skin. he's very protective of meadow especially (when they're both in the party at the same time in the universe that exists in my head) because she reminds him of his daughter.

he is god's favourite sacrificial lamb, and is consistently the first to go down in a fight (inspired by me, constantly getting him killed by taking far too long to figure out how to play a support class). naturally i paired him with gale because i think the idea of a guy finally opening his heart to the love of another after over a decade of self-imposed solitude out of fear of being hurt again, only for gale to decide to take on a suicide mission just as they're finally realizing their feelings for one another, is soooooo good and tragic. ☺️

he has a soft spot for children, but being around them makes him sad and withdrawn (for obvious reasons), something that the companions notice pretty quickly once they get to the grove and see his cold exterior totally melt around the kids there. he carries a journal which he adds to often, either little blurbs or sketches of people he meets in his travels, ever observing from afar as an outsider.

he was actually a war cleric of mystra when i first multiclassed him because the idea of this man finding solace in his goddes during the worst years of his life only for that same goddess to tell the first person he's truly loved in years that he needs to kill himself is sooooo. anyway. but i decided to change it because war domain just wasn't doing it for me and also have you seen ilmater's whole deal?

also if he bears a close resemblance to my favourite unromanceable assassin's creed npc, that's just a coincidence (lying).

enya sparrowsong

race: human

class: beast master ranger/circle of the land druid

background: urchin

romance: lae'zel (or meadow in the canon that exists in my head)

enya is landric's very alive daughter. i made her in the character creator with no intention of actually doing a playthrough as her, which is a lie i tell myself every time i open the character creator. 😔

ideally she would not even be filling the role of tav at all, but that's obviously not an option for an actual playthrough. she spent her childhood hunting and gathering in the wilds and later pickpocketing her way through the darkened alleys of baldur's gate to survive. in the version of her backstory that lives in my head, she eventually caught the attention of jaheira (by trying to rob her), who then took enya under her wing. the harpers became a family to her, and she is with them in the shadow lands when we meet them at last light in act two. also depending on my mood on any given day, enya and meadow are either bitter exes or couple of the year.

she is generally very abrasive with most people she doesn't know well (her and lae'zel are very perfect for each other), but has a soft spot for animals and orphans. she likes her solitude and it takes a lot of effort to earn her trust (there's a reason she's survived alone as long as she has) but once you do, she's ride-or-die.

she has a raven companion and her preferred wild shape is a wolf, but i've also had a lot of fun using her wolf wild shape and a wolf companion for twice the mauling in combat (and twice the torment for shadowheart—thank you sam for pointing out that she would fucking hate this 😭). i also like to think that she's been helping shadowheart get over her fear of wolves.

her relationship with her dad is deliciously complicated!!! but that's for another post.

idunn

race: high elf

class: necromancy wizard/gloom stalker ranger

background: haunted one

romance: astarion

i haven't played as her much yet, and she's my first durge so i don't really know a ton about that whole background. but her brain is currently scrambled egg and she doesn't remember her past so i figure it's fine if i don't know anything about it either.🧍🏻‍♀️

she's trying so very hard not to kill people, and making up for the lack of murder by being incredibly rude to everyone she meets [astarion approves]. i named her idunn because i like the name but also in large part because i think associating the dark urge with the norse goddess of rejuvenation and vitality is really funny.

aelius lucilius

race: drow half-elf

class: light domain cleric of selune

background: acolyte

romance: shadowheart

he's my newest tav and the one i've played the least, so i'm still working out his backstory. i honestly just really wanted to romance shadowheart as a selunite, which is working out great so far because the shar is already out of the bag and now she loudly and openly hates his fucking guts. 🤪

[altschmerzes]

Any Jamie content plsss 🌹🌹

yessssss from later on in the next chapter of wriggle up on dry land we have:

“I’d say we need to have a chat about your behaviour today, but honestly, if you ask me? I think you’re plenty aware that what you did out there wasn’t okay, and I know you’re not gonna do it again.” Is it a risk? Probably. But if there’s one thing Ted learned about working with young people in his years coaching for schools it’s that there is no faster way to get a teenager to act out than to make it clear you don’t expect any better from them. Treat a kid like a bad kid, they’ll see no reason not to act like one. Treat a kid like you know they’re capable of better and more often than not, they’ll do their best to live up to that expectation. “Yeah? And how do you know that?” Jamie asks with a sneer, the bruise making the expression look frankly disturbing on his young face, and Ted shrugs.  Stay the course. Jamie is pushing, looking to see if Ted is pulling his leg, and Ted can’t give him a reason to think that’s the case. He’s got to handle this carefully, he knows he does, and so he just says, calm and casual, “Because I’m asking you not to.” Jamie doesn’t seem to have a response for that. He just grabs his bag up off the floor and swings it over his shoulder as he turns for the door. It seems like he’s got a bad habit of doing that while he’s already moving, like the bag is an afterthought, because he bounces it off the doorway before it hits his back and Jamie trips sideways a bit in the process, cursing under his breath. The unexpected misdirection of the backpack seems like it’s knocked him off balance. “You alright there?” Ted asks, voice raised enough that Jamie surely heard it. Even so, there’s no response to that either. The kid just keeps going right out of the room and into the hall and then he’s gone.

[justhere4thevibez]

Another ask!

Chrissy accidentally lets her Domme slip in front of people (they're hanging out with the elder members of the Party) and gets Eddie to sit still and the others are all 👀

heheheheh yessssss. this was a fun one! nothing explicit, but (as you can assume by the prompt) a lot of suggestive content.

“Eddie, be good.”

Chrissy punctuated this with a short tug to the hair at the nape of his neck, and Eddie settled immediately. He’d been such a little brat tonight, antagonizing Steve and amping up Robin for no good reason. Not to mention the suggestive comments and teasing touches he’d given her.

Enough was enough.

“Sorry, sweetheart,” he said meekly as he leaned into her side. “I’ll be a good boy for you.”

She stroked his hair soothingly as a way of accepting his apology (not that she wouldn’t have him make up for it later), and all would have been right in the world except—

“What the fuck,” Robin yelled from across the room.

Chrissy froze, her hand still tangled in Eddie’s hair as her gaze met Robin’s knowing look.

“Fuck,” she whispered, letting her hand drop to her lap.

They’d been so careful as they explored this new dynamic between them, always keeping it behind closed doors—or at least subtle enough in public. But Robin… well, Robin was a frequenter of queer spaces. Which meant she knew things. Things that other people probably wouldn’t pick up on in a million years.

Goddammit.

“What?” Steve looked up from where he’d been rummaging for popcorn for their movie night. “What’s wrong? Is there a bug?”

“Nope,” Robin said, her gaze frantically darting back and forth between Chrissy and Eddie. “It’s nothing. It’s fine. It’s—”

Chrissy sighed, knowing that if she didn’t cut Robin off she’d ramble all night long.

“Do you need to talk about it, Robin?” she asked, rubbing her hand nervously along her thigh. What would her friend say?

“God, yes,” Robin said, racing over and collapsing in the chair next to Chrissy. “So, is this—” she pointed between the two of them almost accusingly— “what I think it is? Like, are you—”

“Yeah,” Eddie said, clasping Chrissy’s restless hand between his. “It is. We are. Is that okay?”

God, she loved him so much. She was still learning what it meant to be in control—of Eddie, of herself. And she was almost… not embarrassed. But apologetic. Because it should be Eddie in charge, shouldn’t it? He was the loud one, he was the leader, he was the man. She shouldn’t want that kind of control at all.

But she did. And now that she knew what it felt like, she loved it. Craved it. And Eddie loved giving that control over to her. But he also had a sixth sense for when she froze up and got all squirrelly about it, too. And then he’d step back in, like a dance. A partnership. And right now, staring into Robin’s curious face, she needed that support.

“God, yeah, of course,” Robin said, flapping her hands dismissively. “You think I of all people would mind?” She raised an eyebrow skeptically. “But, uh, I am… curious.”

“I like taking care of him,” Chrissy said quietly, giving Eddie’s hand a squeeze. “It makes me feel… whole.”

“She turns my brain off,” Eddie said, bringing her hand up to his mouth to kiss. “It’s like I don’t have to think anymore, and I’m—I’m safe.” He gave Chrissy a teasing grin. “Who could resist getting under the spell of this incredible woman?”

Robin nodded knowingly. “Shit, yeah, if Chrissy said jump I’d say how high?”

“Guys,” Chrissy said, blushing—flattered, but still embarrassed. “Movie night?”

“Right.” Robin snapped to attention. “Oh, fuck, Steve.”

All three of them turned to the kitchen, where they could only see the lower half of Steve sticking out of a cabinet. With a triumphant ah-ha he emerged, his perfect hair a little worse for wear.

“Found it,” he said, brandishing the bags of popcorn. Then he stopped, puzzled. “You guys okay?”

“Fine,” Chrissy said, pursing her lips to keep from laughing.

“Yeah, let’s get this corn a-popping,” Robin said loudly, jumping up from her seat. She turned back to Chrissy for a moment. “Just so you know, I think it’s, uh, cool. And I’m glad you found each other.”

“Thanks, Robin,” she whispered, squeezing the other girl’s hand. “Maybe don’t—” she nodded in the direction of Steve, and Robin gave her a thumbs up.

“Oh, no way,” she said as she backed toward the kitchen. “I think his fucking head would explode.”

“I think something else of his might explode,” Eddie murmured in her ear, and she gripped his throat, light but with intention.

“Watch it, mister,” she said in a low voice. “Or you might regret it when we get home.”

He swallowed heavily, his throat muscles shifting under her hand. “I look forward to it.”

[mlembug]

Click me!

Description: Are you curious enough to do this? Originally published: 6th of August 2019

CONTENT WARNING: M->F gender transformation of the person reading the story, assumes the person reading it is an egg, possession, kinda horny

Oh, you actually did it!

Just why exactly though? Are you expecting something from me? Because I know that you do. You just don’t know it yet. You’ll need to embrace your feelings.

Are you feeling a little lightheaded right now? Feel free to lie down. Focus on your own body.

You feel relaxed. Hang on in there for a moment. Do you feel it? This slight touch on your neck?

Don’t bother looking down, you won’t see anything either way. I’m possessing you from the inside. You’ll be sharing a body with me for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure to leave it as soon as possible. I’ll also make you feel all better. Like a whole new person.

You can’t see it, but I’ve made your Adam’s apple disappear. I see you’re trying to move your hand to it. Don’t bother, it’s all gone already. Your voice pitch raised too, and you sound like an anime girl.

…don’t tell me you actually liked your own voice, did you? Oh well, you won’t get it back. :)

I also took the liberty of eliminating any possibility of you growing a beard or a moustache ever again. Are you frowning? Don’t be, a manly beard or a moustache would never fit your style. So I’m helping you.

I am also touching your cheeks and the forehead. Your face is slightly smaller, smoother and rounder. You don’t see it, but it’s actually quite adorable. Now then, what should I do with you now? Oh, I know.

Your hair is getting softer, and longer. It’s also straight and dark now. It’s reaching up to your shoulders now, but it’s growth is not stopping. Soon enough, it will reach down to the waist level. Should you not like this, you’ll be able to change it to any hairstyle you desire.

You should be feeling prickly sensation all over your body. It’s your body hair disappearing. No, no, don’t move, it will only speed up the process if you do. Also I’m making your skin feel so soft. Yes, I am turning you into a girl.

You didn’t want that? What were you doing here then? Why would you click on that link? Deep down, we both know you were never the man you thought yourself to be. Why are you resisting?

You feel the world around you get bigger. It’s actually you getting smaller though. Your shoulders are getting narrower, too. I’m gonna make you so tiny and cute, you’ll never question your femininity ever again.

Your hands feel so small and dainty. I’ve decorated your fingernails to have a beautiful shade of red. I also made your feet to be smaller, too. You’ll be able to fit all the heels and sandals you could want to wear.

Your nipples feel puffy. Don’t touch them now, because it will be painful for you. Just wait it over for a while. Yes, hang on, it will be over soon.

…

They’re large enough to be pushing against your clothes right now. Quite a surprise, isn’t it?

Are you feeling ticklish on your belly? You definitely should. This fat you’ve accumulated there… it belongs somewhere else. You feel it slowly shifting towards your hips. And to your chest. Yesssss… Feel it. Feel it all over. Your chest is growing out nicely. These two girls will need a big bra to hold them. Yes, a bra. You may have never needed it before, but surely will need it, starting from today. You’ll be wearing it with pride, too.

You still claim you’re a boy? Oh, stop it. We both know you’re just lying to yourself at this point.

This thing down there, it looks like it’s getting excited about the whole thing. You think it’s just your own quirk? Nah, it’s just a sign your body likes this and expects me to continue. And so I will.

You feel a slight touch on it. It’s shrinking now, and you can’t do anything about it. Yessssss…

Mmmmmmmm…

It’s all smooth now, but you’re still feeling horny.

You still want to turn back? Do you?

I thought so :)

[nanowired-lover]

I can't even say I have AN underrated fav in hk i just have so many i'm having thoughts about....... which are underrated

like thank god I also love Quirrel and Tiso bc if not I'd be fucking starving < says the guy who isn't producing shit either for other fans of the underrated favs

Okay it's just a list bc i need to yap into the void bc holy shit i can't yap to anyone rn

The Nailmasters. Okay yeah everyone likes them but there's way less content of them compared to the rest ?

But especially like. Oro specifically ? Idk why I got so attached to him, I am predictable GAHAHA you give me an old uncle who's an asshole with a possible tragic backstory and I'm bitting his walls off. I'm aslo totally normal about Sheo and his husband. Sweet sweet man. I hc'ed him as a transman some years ago and it didn't leave my brain since, and the gijinka I did of this guy is still gender goal. And he loves his brothers I am weak. And Mato....... im a bit more normal about him but ouuuguuuughhghhghh dad...... I just lowkey want to hols him in my hands and kiss his beetle head

Then Xero. BITING i love when ppl are like. Saying that he's an ant like Tiso. He's family. Yes. YES. YESSSSSS. I remember we did a fucked up story about it with my partner bc he's got a weird knowledge about animals and ants dynamics, so she told me that the gender-fuckery could be a good plot point (as i hc Tiso and I think Xero too as 2 transman, and Xero possibly as Tiso's father). BUT ALSO DUUUUUDE HE LITTERALLY SAID FUCK THE MONARCHY. AND HE'S SO FUCKING TRAGIC ABOUT IT. IDK WHAT HE SAYS IN ENGLISH BUT IN FRENCH, HE BROKE MY HEART.

I remember having a moment about the Collector as my gf loved the ship between them and Nosk, and the gijinka I did of them got me adoring that weird man. Like the Nailmasters, there's a lot of unfinished ? lore ? Around them like. Are they a sibling ? a vessel ? a naked kingsmould ??? Why do I do not gain mana from hitting them, what is wrong with them.

Oh and and and yeah the. the Soul Master. What is wrong with him. Why does he have fat Dr Strange x kitty cat vibes. Garfield vibes but feral. Fat magic kitty. I'm just so BIASED from @/palossssssand 's gijinkas. BUT ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN WE WAS TRYING TO BE GREATER THAN GOD ???? AND IT FUCKED UP SO BAD SOME PPL MELTED ?????? AND HE'S STILL UP THERE ALL PUFFY AND MIGHTLY ??? Also I'm pretty sure it would make more sense for him to not be fat since he's all dried up and skinny when you kill him, which means that he was probably puffing up and making himself looks bigger but. I'm a fat Soul Master believer til the end...

Also I know I'm not normal about Tiso and Quirrel (separately). My first tatoo might be about Quirrel actually. And Tiso is my son, my idiot, my fucking fool, my punching ball. My boy needs a father, or a mentor, and a tall bisexual to peg him. But those 2 are populars so I got my shit

[tafadhali]

festivids recs, part 2

Here with more Festivids recs! There was so much good stuff — I bookmarked fully 1/3 of the collection — but I've narrowed it down to some faves, trying to pick one top choice for fandoms with multiple vids. Here's a very reasonable 25 recs:

The Only Way to See (Amaury Guichon RPF): Did not know I needed a Sondheim vid for the chocolate guy, but I really really did! Such a lovely tribute to creativity.

Le Freak (Barbie): Luv the choice to use disco. Really captured all the fun of the movie and the build to Barbie's existential crisis was A+.

Drink You Sober (Bound): All of the Bound vids were a beautiful bounty. This one is just meltingly sexy.

body (David Cronenberg movies): The platonic essence of a David Cronenberg vid. Repulsive! Attractive! Could not tear my eyes away.

Nothing in My Head (Dropout TV): I am loving ALL the Dropout content (the little question marks in WTFIGO? kill me); this one has terrific timing and is such a great celebration of the ensemble.

Do What I Do (Dungeons & Dragons): All the D&D vids were super fun; Holga's my fave character and I really enjoyed this tribute.

We Can Be Anything (Everything Everywhere All at Once): This song, with its tightrope between nihilism and endless possibility, feels like it was written for this movie.

Anymore (Face/Off): Face/Off vid of my DREAMS. This was made for my sibling and it feels almost like a gift for me too. We were hootin' and hollerin' and both yelled "DOVES!" when there were doves.

if i were a fish (Fire Island): Howie and Noah's friendship was my favorite part of this movie, so love that this focuses on that as much as on the romance. Such a cute song!

Northwest Passage (For All Mankind): If I have one takeaway from FV this year, it's that I need to watch For All Mankind! This space-camp-going due South fan definitely cried a little about this song choice and the epic spacefaring; might be obsessed with Molly just from the two vids I've seen about her.

סיפור הגולם  (The Golem and the Jinni): I haven't read the book yet, but this is a STUNNING example of what you can do with a non-visual source. It's such a love letter to a time and place, too!

How to make a perfect Hanukkah movie... (Hallmark Hanukkah Movies): SO funny. I've only seen one Hallmark Hanukkah movie but you absolutely get the vibe with or without having watched all of them.

I Like That (Janelle Monae RPF): Unapologetically queer and self-loving.

'Til You Hit a Nerve (Knives Out): Great combination of the two films, and the climactic build on "I can't miss" rules.

By Way of Sorrow (Les Mis): I am weak for a Les Mis vid and this one crafts such a wonderful, heartbreaking narrative about all the secret sacrifices and suffering that Cosette's parents went through! Makes me cry like a baby.

Everybody Talks (Much Ado About Nothing): This was a great year for Shakespeare vids. This is my favorite play and I love the combination of all the productions and all the great comedic beats.

No Smoke Without Fire (Poker Face): Cool, funny vid. This song is a TERRIFIC vibe for Poker Face.

Wavin' Flag (Ponyo): All the Ponyo vids were so much fun (and I loved the love for Lisa this year), but this one really warmed my heart.

magnetic (Romeo + Juliet): Super captivating and energetic tribute to Mercutio! Harold Perrineau just killed it in this movie.

Tusk (SIlence of the Lambs): Amazing character study of goddamn hero Clarice Starling.

A Better Son & Waiting for Somebody (Sports Night): Okay, I cheated! You think I'm going to pick one vid about love of my life Dan Rydell?

Ángel (Tár): A precise and chilling vid about my favorite film of 2022. The accent on the vid title is the perfect coup de grace!

Blood in the Cut (Taskmaster RPF): Yessssss weird Alex Horne vids.

King (The Woman King): Was so hoping for vids to this source and this one is just a blast. Great song choice.

[tsukimara]

We need more death the kid content

The best boy

Yessssss

[nalyra-dreaming]

Hi lovely :) Just saying that it sucks I joined the show and landom late and your amazing blog ❤ but its so exciting that we can see Jam Reiderson and new filming content all together woohoo :)

Awwww it’s NEVER too late 🤗💕 (also glad you like!)

And we are soooo lucky we are only at the beginning, don’t you think?! I certainly think so!!! 😅 There’s years of fun to come! 😈

And yessssss all the content! Hopefully soon!!

We need more of them! So, just to recap, for us 😇

[wyldblunt]

I love reading your thoughts on sylvari and nightmare courtiers so much it's making my brain buzz too because while I don't play gw2 as much these days (laptop storage Small) I used to love just. delving into the way grove culture could influence people. my main sylvari leaving their pod on the cusp of night -> morning influenced them in such a way they had a Desperate need to be liked and perceived as Good but also an instinct for subterfuge which manifested in a lot of impulsive lies to try and save face and seem Perfect despite being freshly punted into the world which obviously backfired because you can only maintain that so long and exploring the paralysing fear they had that it was only a matter of time before they fell into nightmare because That's Just What Happens If You're A Bad Person and the way that fucked with their head was SO. especially when they could FEEL that they weren't trusted!! no wonder there's so many nightmare courtiers when it's so easy to fall into a pattern of "nobody would miss me, nobody would even be surprised that I fell-" sylvari being constructed the way they are allows for such a wide array of fucked up little guys and I love hearing about how everyone interprets and uses what's available in story content twisting out a longer thread from the roving canon provides my beloved

yessssss this character arc is so meaty and good i love it. wait it also just made me remember a bit of art i did about the (now foggy/difficult to fully remember, for him) reasons my main turned to nightmare nearly straight out of the pod as well, maybe i will go hunt and re-reblog it lol. aauugghhh i just love hearing abt everyone's ocs!!! i love sylvari lore!!!! i love how we all burrow in there!!!!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

Being a Christian, definitely. I probably wouldn’t even be alive if I didn’t know God!! At the very least, I’d be in a horrible mental state. So definitely that.

Having joined an online writing class a few years ago, which led to me getting a social media account, which led to me making friends for the first time in years, which led to me growing more comfortable being myself, which led to me making friends irl, which led to me being an overall happier and more content person! :D

And maybe… having the family that I have. The support, the humor, the everything.

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

Stripe. I will not elaborate.

tell a story about your childhood

Oooh okay!

Many many years ago (I must’ve been ten or eleven) my cousins all came down to visit. At the time, they lived about nine hours away, so having them visit was a rare occasion.

We were all packed into cars (there’s like, fifteen of us lol. We need a lot of vehicles to carry everyone) and driving down a highway, getting back to the house after spending time away for a big event.

While driving, we ended up getting stuck in traffic—stand-still traffic.

At first, we were all fine with it, spending the time chatting.

But 10 minutes turned into 30 minutes. And 30 minutes turned into an hour. And one hour turned into two hours.

THE TRAFFIC DID NOT MOVE. WE WERE STUCK. FOR THREE HOURS.

But!!! It wasn’t boring or frustrating in the slightest, weirdly enough!!!

Me and the cousins in the car with me (who were all about my age, and best friends of mine) decided to pull out my camera and start filming these little… film things?? In the car??

Basically, we all took turns pretending to be a cashier at Chick-Fil-A and being the person ordering, but we made the orders really ridiculous and took on these personas akdvskvsjsvsjsv

It was the most fun thing ever. Like oh my gosh. I still have the videos, and they’re so nostalgic and hilarious and yessssss

Also, after an hour or two of being trapped in traffic, people started getting out of the cars to walk around. Me and my massive family all got out and went over to the grass along the road, and we played tag. It was… like, I don’t think I’ll ever be in another situation like this XD

It was the freaking best.

what’s some good advice you want to share?

Spend time around bugs. Go out and catch fireflies on the tip of your finger. Lie down and watch ants crawl. Pick up roly-polys. Watch bees on flowers. Find hekkin weird bugs! And spend time watching them! It’s fun! :D

[i-am-beckyu]

What do you think of safe unaware giant and unwilling tiny with noms? Or even the giant having to nom the tiny, who is unwilling/frighten, but swallows on accident and tiny misunderstands but giant can't explain until they're out of whatever danger made it necessary? I love them, especially the first one ending in comfort and learning that hey, it's safe! Maybe even that neither of them even knew it was safe until then (that is the BEST when mixed with the first....and the second one two, actually, BOTH should mix with that yessssss).......but people don't ever write them and the ones that have are very few.

Omg this topic made me nervous to not do anon but I'm not gonna...I just wanna talk noms or even get awesome content from you if you wanted to...I need to stop thinking I'm going to be frowned upon for it so I can write this content eventually....

Ok so this is something that I honestly don’t understand about myself. I do and don’t like noms. Like I’ll switch between wanting to read noms and not wanting too and I don’t understand why. That or maybe I like reading it but feel funny about writing it? Idk idk.

However to anyone and everyone who does like noms, I have nothing against you nor see an issue with liking noms because I understand why you like it and that’s great! I myself just have no clue 🙃

So in answer to your question, YES. I LOVE the miscommunication times and especially in dire situations where if they don’t nom it’s the end for the tiny!!!!! The tiny thinks they’re gonna die and that terror and fear is soooo good inter twined with a panicked giant like: oh no. I just swallowed my tiny friend and now they’re panicking: And if it follows with broken trust afterwards? *chefs kiss*

Yep Gimmie that working for trust times and let there be another dire situation where the giant saves them again so that healing can ensue for a fluffy happy ending!!!!! And yessssss we need more writing like that! Maybe one day I will..

And thank you for being brave and sharing!!! Literally makes me happy when I hear people stepping out of their comfort zones to share what they love openly!!! Literally I would never (or anyone else here for that matter) treat you differently for something you like❤️❤️❤️

[ohwchiro]

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[tantancantdoshit]

He's just soooooo AHHHHHHH