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I WANNA BE MANHANDLED BY A KIND MAN WHO CARES ABOUT ME DAMMIT

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saw a few moots doing the “dream blunt rotation except i’m the blunt” and felt inspired so i did mine heheheh <3

jackles in any form tbh (but dean, soldier boy, and alec are my top three), ghost and price or just barry sloane in general, and then ofc my gf sabrina and my bf ruel <3

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I need to squish John Price’s pecs together and just motorboat his hairy chest right about now.

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currently: can’t tell if i want to BE rhea ripley or if i want to BE WITH rhea ripley oh my godddd i’m unwell.

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Okey so my ex bf has sent me a text asking if i want to…get it on…and i do not know what to say…

On one hand, or would be enjoyable but on the other, is it worth it

if he did you wrong… FUCK NO don’t let him use you ‼️ but also do what you want as long as you’re comfortable !!!! you’ve probs already figured this out bc you sent this ages ago (my bad ily) but slay get that dih <3

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you spend one night with alec and you let him out in public like this—couldn’t even grab him a wet wipe or sumn. im shaking in my boots is this real ?!?

damn girl it’s not my fault he broke out of his cage smh 😩

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I struggle w reaching out so if u see me lurking & liking that is my way of waving a paw at u !

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Fig if you were an lps what lps would you be? I think I would be this one

wait this is so cute !!! the polar bear is so sweet and it matches your account too i love it but okie the lil monkey was my all time favourite as a kid but also the deer and bunny too… so all three i guess? LMFAOO idk

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i went for a haircut and the haircut guy cut my hair way shorter than i asked for. day ruined.

go back and throw a brick at him. there is no excuse i am so sorry </3

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had to go anonymous because if i were to say this freely i fear the haters will find me. ahem. sorry, gotta hype myself up real quick.

YOUR FAUXCEST SOLDIER BOY WORKS MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS SAVE MEEEE. MY DADDY ISSUES CANT TAKE ITTTTT CALL ME KIDDO OR LITTLE GIRL AND WHISPER INTO MY EAR ALL WHILE ABSOLUTELY BREAKING MY BACK OH MY LORDDDDD

im so unwell.

– r. 🔆

hehehe hello i wholeheartedly agree w everything you just said i need that man to be foul with me too amen 🙏🏼

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do you know harald sigurdsson?

i’m gonna assume you mean the guy from vikings??? i had to google bc i’ve never heard that name in my life LMFAO

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hey so imma be honest, i was always disgusted with fauxcest but your posts always make me feel something HOLY SHIT

yay we love to hear it heheheh 😁↕️

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you haven’t posted in a day and i’m starting to show symptoms of withdrawal

whoops my bad i’ve been watching x files and reading instead of perpetually doomscrolling and writing lol

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imagine hating me and i'm just in my room watching jensen ackles edits on repeat

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a girl is nothing without her tumblr blog actually

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free use men are so hot idc