#YESSSSS MORE OF THIS AU FINALLY

[remi-that-dude]

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Happy Halloween!!! Have some Princess Bride themed Serennedy!!

[abyssalzones]

can you tell us about your interpretation of the better world universe!!!! especially curious how stan/mystery trio works into it

hell yesssss I definitely can. ABW is maybe my favorite niche gf thing and probably the only "AU" I care about but that may be due to the fact that it's an AU that exists in the canon and we know so little about it. so it has an established foundation that you're left to fill in the details with yourself... it's like a poke bowl to me. you can put anything in there

and since I felt like it here's a bonus pic of them living their best lives pestering ford

[explanation-y stuff under ze cut because I got very longwinded]

as for specifics of how I see everything working out, there's a few key points that establish why things happened differently from canon, the most important being:

Stan agrees to hide journal #3 somewhere

Ford reunites with fiddleford and they begin working together again

both of these are already confirmed in canon, the first being the most obvious "schism" between timelines. literally everything in ABW is the way it is because stan made a different decision. kind of crazy in terms of its implications: I feel like that moment in the basement is a really good example of how stan gets so few opportunities to shape her own life (while ford is in the picture...) because of her role as the 'black sheep' twin. it's not exactly a premeditated decision to push ford into the portal, it's her acting on feelings that have been bubbling unaddressed under the surface for 10-something years at that point, and only then does she have any sort of power over the "narrative" of both her life and the story itself, something that from her pov has been ford's story. and in the canon timeline, she says no.

so like, what the hell made her say yes in ABW's timeline? this question kind of haunts me because I feel like it has to be entirely dependent on what the inside of stan's head looked like at the time. it's possible something influenced her, but overall I think it's more interesting if ford did and said all the exact same things up until this point and it really was entirely dependent on stan's decision internally.

so stan says yes, goes on a big trip to the other side of the world somehow, and buries journal 3 somewhere probably never to be found again. yay! but, uh, going on a trip like ford was suggesting would... take weeks. that would leave ford alone again. and not to have my established thoughts informed by new material or anything but bill did give him 72 hours.

so, next order of business: how in the fuck would ford convince fiddleford to rejoin him??? I'm unsure between journal 3 and tbob's information how ford may have tried to reach out to him but it seems like fiddleford was pretty adamant about staying away from that guy, out of guilt or fear of bill/the portal or both. I don't think logically it would just be a matter of ford calling him enough times or finding out where he lives- and I think that's kind of getting away from the point of why ABW is the way it is too. if stan is suddenly making decisions that are influencing ford's life, I think it would be similarly interesting if fiddleford also possessed some unique autonomy in this scenario.

aka I think ford got fucked up badly (possibly involving losing an eye) and fiddleford found him half-dead while trying to burn his house down. [mabel voice] romance!

to clarify: I don't think fiddleford is obligated to take care of ford. a major part of him leaving the project was finally making the decision to leave a situation that was hurting him, that he'd been staying in entirely because he still cared about ford and felt on some level he could still help him (which gets broken with "I don't need you!") and I think that's a very reasonable decision on his part. but I also do have to think about all the times ford has been "the hero" in situations where fiddleford ends up hurt and helpless because of something traumatizing. I think it'd be fascinating to see that reversed and have fiddleford actively making the difficult, messy decision to take care of that guy even when they're on miserable terms. and so begins like a solid week of these two desperately trying to look out for eachother in a nightmare scenario where one of them probably needs to go to a hospital + keeps getting possessed off and on and the other is going through the worst addiction/withdrawal cycle of his life irt the memory gun. yay! (part of the reason this even works To Me also is heavily informed by the lack of secrets: if fiddleford is actively dressing that guy's wounds he can't really keep it all to himself anymore. crushingly intimate perhaps...)

stan gets back eventually. such is the context of this pic

from there it's a nebulous grab-bag of things I think could happen up to the foundation of the institute.

how do all three of these incredibly fucked up individuals get along? well they don't but then they do.

how do they get bill out of ford's head without performing amateur brain surgery? idk. my best guess is a fiddleford and stan bonding trip into ford's mindscape that potentially helps answer the first question. possibly utilizing the memory gun. shrugs.

what's up with that one picture you drew of parallel fidds holding the memory gun up to ford's head? well. okay that one might or might not be something that actually happened but the idea was just that ford is coping badly with a few specific things and I liked the idea of fiddleford "holding onto" something for him to remember and work through later when he's ready to deal with it, it's an interesting reversal of how he's normally more of a memory sink.

from the point in canon about them stabilizing the portal so that bill can't use it to get into their dimension anymore onward, I think it just becomes a matter of them living the lives they could've always had in canon without realizing it. hence "a better world." some cool tidbits I like to think about:

stan gets to transition much earlier (late 1990's perhaps?) and probably starts going by "lee" instead

she's also the institute's CMO and is mostly in it for going on business trips abroad with ford. and the money. obviously.

the institute probably also legitimately changes the world on a sociopolitical scale outside of just interdimensional travel since their research renders them uniquely untouchable and all three of them are trans (I'm cartoon logic-ing a little bit here just let me have this one)

ford is the eccentric bill nye esque face of the company, fiddleford is the backbone. that isn't to say ford doesn't do anything as I think he'd always moreso be in it for the science than the fame (though it is nice to be more than comfortable financially) but it's an open secret fiddleford keeps tabs on literally everything, he's still very security-oriented.

the northwest family now has a more prominent ongoing rivalry with the pines family that could be very funny to think about. they've taken all the LOGGING JOBS with their damn SCIENCE

part of the reason I thought ford should lose an eye is because I think having him wear an eyepatch would be a neat way to parallel stan's "role" as mr. mystery visually! stan wears an eyepatch for no legitimate reason to keep up appearances as a schlocky tourist trap host, but it also alludes to her being more than she seems under the surface. ford's eyepatch does sort of have a legitimate reason to exist, but he also could just wear his glass eye and it would probably be less "conspicuous." he chooses the eyepatch instead because it's part of his image as Stanford Pines, Founder of Oddology, and because it keeps him safe. there's also a little residual scarring there from damage to his eyelid/tarsal plate which could easily represent him hiding the more "damaged" aspects of himself under his successes. ouch.

I'm unsure if ford and stan would ever feel comfortable getting back in touch with their parents. I know a lot of people go that route with fan material but I don't think they should have to. I think they're much happier now having healed the rift between them on their own and getting to live successful lives for themselves, rather than to prove something to their father.

that being said I do think fiddleford gets in touch with emma-may and his son again and they end up on better terms with time and a Lot of effort. tate's family is now composed of his father, mother, "uncle" ford (in the ye olde gay closeted sense of referring to your dad's partner as an uncle), and auntie lee, and I like to think they go out on trips to the lake together often :]

also ford and fiddleford tie the knot unofficially (in the eyes of the government anyway) in 1990. owed to stan somehow getting "ordained" as a rabbi. don't ask me how.

the pines twins start visiting the institute from a younger age than they do irt visiting stan in the show-- but they're only permitted to come along on heavily-supervised interdimensional excursions once they turn 12. cue antics!

anyway, hopefully this extremely longwinded and loosely structured mess helped answer your question. I like ABW sooo so so much you guys

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Office Space 2

Warnings: this fic will include elements, some dark, such as noncon/dubcon, and other untagged triggers. Please take this into account before proceeding. It is up to curate your online consumption safely.

Summary: you’re an assistant to private and corporate investigator, Nick Fowler, and find yourself brought into the fold of his shady professional life. 

Characters: Nick Fowler, Jonathan Pine, this reader is known as Elfie.

Author’s Note: Please feel free to leave some feedback, reblog, and jump into my asks. I’m always happy to discuss with you and riff on idea. As always, you are cherished and adored! Stay safe, be kind, and treat yourself💜

💼Part of the Bad Bosses AU💼

When Fowler’s door opens again, you’re quick to sweep back in from the copy room. You do your best to smile as Pine emerges and nods in your direction. A short, broader shadow looms behind him. You’re overly aware of your boss’ observation. 

“Wonderful to meet you, Elfie,” Jonathan nears your desk and offers his hand, “I look forward to working more with you and Nick.” 

“Sir,” you shake his hand across the desk, “nice to meet you too.” 

He squeezes before he lets go. He smells as fresh as the very tree he’s named for. His cologne wafts over as he strides to the door, bidding Fowler a final farewell just before he goes. You quick divert your attention back to your desk. 

“Add tea to the supplies order,” Fowler leans in his doorway, arms crossed. 

“Yes, sir,” you make a note on the pad, “um, is there a specific type?” 

“Tea. I don’t know,” he snips. “Is that catalogue ready?” 

“Sir, I’m still working--” 

“Work faster,” he interjects and spins away. His door snaps behind him and you wince.  

You go back to the copy room and resume your task of scanning the sheets and sorting them into new labeled folders. The work is peaceful. You enjoy the solitary and the simplicity. Yet, you’re uneasy after the change and routine of hosting Mr. Pine. 

Tonight, should be a good cure. Drinks with the girls. Finally. Everyone’s been so busy that you haven’t had a chance to pop down to Retro’s and catch up. You’re already planning out something cute to wear. You have a leather skirt you’d never dare wear to work but you’ve been dying to put on. The deep plum will go nicely with a black top. 

“Lock up,” Fowler’s voice startles you as he calls in from the other room. 

You go to the door and watch him march past your desk; jacket on, briefcase in hand. He doesn’t spare you a look. 

“Yes, sir.” 

“You can leave once you finish that folder. You’ll be making up the hours tomorrow.” 

“Tomorrow? Saturday?” 

“Weekends are in your contract,” he sighs as he pulls open the door, “Elf, you know how I feel about questions.” 

“Yes, sir,” you agree begrudgingly. 

“Noon. Short day,” he states before he lets himself out, the door closing sharply behind him. 

Great. You finally get your night out and you have to worry about work the next day. You guess you can stick to one margherita. It better be a good one. 

You return to your work. It’s not an early day for you. It takes you well past six o’clock to get it all scanned and filed away. You still haven’t sorted through the digital variants. You huff and check your phone. You’re going to be late. You won’t have time to go home and change into your cute leather skirt. 

You lock up and hurry away from the grim office. You catch the streetcar to downtown and wind your way around to Retro’s. The hangover of your long day falls away as you see the familiar neon moniker. Yesssss. You are ready. 

There are a few girls already there. Izzie won’t be there. Her work keeps her in places unknown. It sounds exciting but scary. You prefer the predictability of Fowler and his moods. There's never a sunny day with him but it’s better than trying to figure him out. 

Rosie and Dizzie are at one of the round tables and as you approach, Missie nears from the other side. She’s hard to miss in her bright patterns. She smiles at you as she hums and sits down. 

“I feel better,” Missie chimes, “been holding my bladder since work.” 

“The others on their way?” You ask as you sit on the cushioned bench next to Dizzie. 

“Georgie’s running behind, she just messaged,” Rosie explains, “and Billie’s been quiet today.” 

“Hm, right, I guess we should wait for everyone to be here.” 

“Oo, Izzie just sent something,” Dizzie perks up and nearly drops her phone as she tries to turn up the volume. 

You look over her shoulder and Rosie leans in from the other side and Missie raises herself as Dizzie tilts the screen flatter for her to see. Izzie is hollering as a parachute billows behind her and wind thrashes at her face. Her screams are a mixture of adrenaline, fear, and maddened glee. The video ends and you all look at each other. The oldest of your crew is definitely the bravest. She used to work with Billie but quit to take on military work. It’s quite the change. 

“Wow,” Rosie’s brows pop up, “I could never.” 

“I don’t know, sometimes I feel like throwing myself out of a window,” Billie startles you as she sits beside Missie, “especially after today.” 

“Bill,” you greet brightly. You and her are closest among the group. Just like Rosie and Dizzie stick to each other. “You look...” 

“Tired? Fed up? Done?” She snarls, “I need tequila.” 

“Oof,” Rosie puffs out. 

“Waiting on Georgie,” Missies says. 

“Really? She’s always first here?” Billie squints, “makes the rest of us look bad.” 

“Must’ve been a long day at work,” you shrug. “Can’t say mine was much different and I get to go in again tomorrow.” 

“I’m not getting out of bed if my apartment catches fire,” Billie growls. 

“Oh, that’s too bad,” Missie pouts, “I think Mr. Hansen’s tired of my so no overtime this weekend.” 

“Lucky,” Georgie plops down on Billie’s other side, a flustered mess of glasses and cardigan.  

“What’s the deal?” Billie asks. 

“I was packing,” Georgie takes her glasses off to wipe with her sleeve. 

“Packing?” Dizzie wonders. 

“I gotta go to Barbados tomorrow.” 

“Barbados?” You bluster. 

“Mr. Stark... I don’t know,” she murmurs and shakes her head. 

“Well, George, looks like you and me have to be the responsible ones tonight,” you resign. 

[so-many-sainz]

amigos de la infancia — carlos sainz jr

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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco

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4 weeks later...

[mychlapci]

I love that mertwins au so much, but the idea that they flair their fins for aggressive purposes has me wondering if they genuinely just think Prowl’s fucking furious and ready to fight all the goddamn time. Like, doorwings and wings are just There. They’ve got their own distinct meanings, I’m sure, but there’s probably very little crossover between wing cants and fan flaring. I wonder if there’s some cultural miscommunication going on between the land mechs and the mers… I imagine the reunited twins finally paying real attention to the land mechs and finding out that Prowl’s wings actually go up even MORE when he’s happy and excited. The little flutters aren’t intended to be a dangerous distraction after all.

If you wanted to get sexy with it, one could imagine that a mer’s fans are usually used for one of two things: warning off others or attracting mates. So then the twins might assume that if Prowl’s not threatening them, he might be propositioning them? And sure, he’s alright for a land mech. Not bad to look at, either. Why not? Prowl’s in for a big surprise when they drag him into their tank to “explore their differences”. The rush of bubbles from Prowl’s vents when they manage to slide their spikes into his strange land mech’s slit probably only eggs them on.

Eventually they’ll manage actual, meaningful communication. But probably not before Prowl is fucked full of a baby mer or two. Maybe another set of twins… Actually, this could go either way; are mers mammals who nurse their live young, or are the twins pumping an entire clutch of eggs into Prowl’s little valve?

yesssss, that's so cute actually, i love a little cultural miscommunication. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe always jump back when Prowl's door wings flare up, their own fins fluttering as they get ready to make one hell of a territorial display. But Prowl is just too confusing. He'll flare his "fins" but he comes closer to them at the same time, as if he wasn't doing a threat display at all... well, then he must be trying to present his glorious fins to attract his mates! well out of mating season, yes, but what do they know, things might be different for land mechs!

They reciprocate fast. Prowl can't even protest before he's cumming around thick merformer spikes <3

honestly, i prefer pups... I can get into Prowl pumped full of little eggs, but if i can choose, i definitely want him to carry Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's mer pups <33

[robomusical]

jasper = getaway is a good casting, both are abusers who were born to be soldiers and are ultimately defeated due to the nonsentient creatures they exploited (corrupted gems = scraplets). steven also feels pity for jasper in a similar way to how rodimus feels pity for getaway. it does kind of make me wonder how the malachite storyline would work if prowl was lapis though.

Do you have any more thoughts about the plot of your su au?

YESSSSS YOU GET IT!!! I think making the quartzes and similar gems the MTOs is just natural

I haven’t got it planned episode by episode, and the cast isn’t 100% completed besides what I’ve posted plus that I think Connie might be Ultra Magnus? Still working on it tho, if anyone has any suggestions fell free to share. I’m not 100% on Yellow and Blue diamond (TC in a leadership position? Maybe not..) and I think I wanna make Tarn Spinel instead of yellow, but I probably will have some type of character design soon (schools kicking my ass)

I don’t have anything specific planned for the malachite arc (maybe he makes them escape together/hostage situation in a shitty shuttle and Prowl is having such a bad time with his shitty roommate he beams it right into Roddys head), but I’ve been brain rotting about Shockwave as white diamond SO BAD. The beam-loose-your-color thing is just so similar to empurata I knew he had to be White. Which brings me to white pearl, who I think is Starscream, Megatron (Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond) is and has always abused Starscream (which like, yeah PD didn’t abuse WP to the extent Megs abuses Screamer but still) Which leads to Starscream becoming Shockwaves pearl and Shockwave empurataing Starscream shortly after, Starscream also loosing his name and being called “seeker”. Eventually we’ll lead to the pearl bonding episode going on between Soundwave and Starscream, so he does get some kind of happy ending and finally gets a name. HRRGG I LOVE ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING.

Also the giant woman episode! Just Roddy trying to get Jazz and Soundwave to bond is cute to me. This is gonna be my mulitship hell isn’t it?

I’m gonna have to give Steven Universe a rewatch lol

[resident-gay-bitch]

Ok I have so many prongsfoot thoughts but I just thought of a fairly canon compliant AU where they get together in Hogwarts:

Sirius is the first to acknowledge his feelings for James as non-platonic. He’d hide it for a while because he’s content with having whatever part of James he can get

James is blissfully unaware and continues to pursue girls. Lily rejects him in fifth year and later on, Sirius moves in with him after running away. All this extra time together causes him to slowly become aware of his not so platonic feelings for Sirius

I think the tipping point would be in their sixth or seventh year when Sirius has a fling with another guy and James just can’t help but meddle and say things like “oh I don’t like him padfoot he’s a git” “he’s not good enough for you” etc. So Sirius is obviously pissed off and asks him “why do you care” and James’ feelings just come tumbling out lmao

Okay THIS! Yesssss oh my gosh I can totally see this happening in cannon it just makes sense. Like, Sirius surpressing and taking what he can get and James just hopping along through life completely oblivious.

And of course once James figures it out he wouldn’t be able to keep it in. If we have his feelings for Lily to go by, James would be trying so hard not to throw his feelings for Sirius out into the world but he’d be so bad at keeping them to himself. He’d struggle. But because they’re best friends Sirius just doesn’t pickup on it because he’s blind to his own feelings.

And then the moment Sirius shows interest in someone new, especially a bloke, James’ jealousy would go haywire. It would be rude comments and snark remarks, he’d be looking on the marauders map for them and interrupting their closet make outs, he’d be pranking the bloke all the time like covering him in goo and putting dung bombs in his pockets and just making him as undesirable to Sirius as possible.

Sirius would get so mad so fast and approach James, yelling about it, “Why are you doing this?! I thought I could trust you!? If you’re just gonna be a homophobic git than you can get fucked!!”

And that’s where it would all come out, “A homophobic git?! A homophobic fucking git?! I’ll have you know I’m quite the fucking opposite you piece of shit!”

“What the fuck are you talking about, James?!”

“I’m queer too, you git!”

“Well than what’s your issue with him?! Why aren’t you happy I’m finally with a bloke?!”

“Cause the bloke is not fucking me!”

“Oooohhh.” Sirius would laugh quite manically at that, “You seriously, out of all the blokes in Hogwarts, want to fuck the one guy I’ve managed to grab for myself? You’re a fucking cunt, James.”

“What?!”

“Come on! I know he and I aren’t anything serious but you can’t just snatch him away from me!”

“What? No!” James would huff and grab onto Sirius’ shoulders, “I want to snatch you away from him, you big idiot!”

“What?” Sirius would mumble, and then James would roll his eyes and pull Sirius into a big fat kiss. And then once all the dots connect in his head he’d melt and mumble, “Oh.” Into the kiss before grabbing onto James and-

Okay, you get it. Basically, I agree! Hope you enjoyed the very mini fic I had no intention of writing though. Seriously it just came out of me.

And thank you for your ask, I enjoyed reading it and spinning it to life in my head very much. Don’t hesitate to share more of your thoughts about them!!! I love them so much!!

[slashingdisneypasta]

I just watch Good Day For It... I have so many thoughts!!

With how it was set up, it felt like an indie film, or one of those shows with an hour+ runtime per episode. I had to double check the that this was a on-its-own movie. I don't mean that in a bad way at all! I kinda hoped it was so we could get more story and action XD but it was just- executed sooo well! By the halfway point, I was surprised that Emily hadn't been kidnapped and Luke had to go rescue her. The movie focused on them and their relationship and her getting the answers she needed. No unnecessary drama or action needed to keep us at the edge of our seats. I absolutely love how you can see what the characters are thinking through their emotions and expressions- especially Luke!!!! And I was so so so relieved when we got that happy ending of the family reunited. No prison or death for Luke, Emily and Sarah can get all their answers and hopefully they'll be one bug happy family again ^^

Hec and Rose? Do I need to say anything?? They are the BEST supporting cast ever. Hands down. I need Rose and Reba to hang out. I need more Hec and Rose banter. I need more of Hec not just flirting with Rose and genuinely caring for her. I. Need. Them.

And of course, I can't forget the thugs you- and now I- love. First of all; Norman is my favorite. He's just.... Hooooooo fuck. I need him. I need that man. So in control? So level headed yet dangerous at the same time??? Lord have mercy (it doesn't help at all that I'm 99% sure that this is the same guy who played Foxy. WHAT IS IT WITH THAT MAN AND HIS VOICE!?)

As we can see, this is yet another case of me falling in love with the sidekick/accomplice of the one you're in love(?) With. First buck and Harper, then Big Bad and Granny. Greasy and Psycho, Otis and Baby/Rufus. And now Norman and Wayne. What other team/duo are we going to fall for next? XD

Secondly, all these guys KILLED their roles. Oh my god, they really bring a whole new level to the movie when they're on screen. The tension is so thick, you could cut it with a butter knife. They just.... Ohhh my god, I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!

Thirdly... Ok the fact that Robert England's character was dealt with by smashing a plate on his head 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry, a plate smashing can do serious damage (especially to an old man *cough*) but- the other two got shot, but it's this toon of a man that's finished off with a dish. Please tell me I'm not the only one who found that funny XDDD

And finally.... ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT WAYNES EGG COMMENT, BUT NONE OF YA'LL TALKING ABOUT ANY OF LYLES LINES!?!? I don't like that egg comment either, it made my skin crawl too 😅 But believe me, I would take THAT any day over what Lyle said towards Emily, "You like 'em young, eh?"//"So she's legal, now?"//*keeps touching Emily*//I'll let my new girlfriend explain."//"Your sick kid turned into this?"//"Well, I already paid for it." 🤢🤢🤢 Emily my girl I am so sorry. Lyle, I am going to throw you OUTTA THAT WINDOW MYSELF! YOU AND YOUR BOYS CAN COME CATCH THESE HANDS-

All in all, I loved this movie!!! I'm definitely gonna watch it again. And I need to re-read your 'Good day for it' content now, too XD

I could not wait to answer this Sarah. So hi, I'm reporting from the trenches bus stop XD

I'm so jazzed you watched the movie and liked it!!! YES!! I'm absolutely hyperfixated at the moment XD

Right?? I thought it was gonna take forevor to get through it when I started it but the pace was actually really good?? Nothing in it seems like boring filler- and if it is slow, it's just building up tension! XD

I'm also bummed there isn't any more ): I guess though it's a good thing, cuz Norman-Dale-and-Wayne wouldn't be in it ):): (well... maybe Wayne. I HAVE THEORIES. yes they live in the bickerman twins au.)

Yesssss, it has a happy ending and I'm so happy for it XD Happy endings are so underrated 😅😆😄 Just let them be happy!!! Let there be some optimism that they'll get it together and fix everything and everything can be forgiven and everything will be good ^^ 💛💛💛

YES ROSE AND HEC!!! OH MY GOODNESS. THEY ARE THE KINDA PROTAG/SIDE CHARACTERS I LOVE. The well-meaning banter?? The old married couple vibes spliced with the hard-to-get/trying forevor combination??? WAHH!! They're so good XDD I love how Hec is flirty but he's not creepy or threatening. Rose can say no as many times as she likes and he'll make her laugh <3 And- when he came to be Rose's back up against Wayne and Dale??? AGH I was so nervous for them both but so happy to see him come XDD

And the fact that the Sheriff is basically their son??? XDDDD I just thought I'd chuck that in.

... I TOTALLY CALLED IT!! I KNEW YOUR FAVOURITE WAS GONNA BE NORMAN XDD (and yes, that's Richard Brake which means it is absolutely Foxy XD ) I need to make more gifs of that man for you XD He is so pretty <3 And yes- s o in control. That bit where he warns Hec and Rose and Luke that t h e y don't want any trouble?? JEEZ, MAN, BE CAREFUL OF MY DAMN OVARIES, WILL YA??

I was totally about to say 'actually, miraculously my favourite is not the robert englund character this time, i like dale', but i couldn't even think it XD I am s o into Dale for some reason, but 'Dale' kept on getting autocorrected to 'Wayne' when I was drafting this responce in my head XD I obviously love Wayne 🙄😅 (he's under jim and stuart though... but, still, above ink and buckman which is saying something), and YES! YOU'RE RIGHT!! THAT IS OUR PATTERN!! Haha 🤣🤣🤣 I love that XDDD Who is next on our raydar?? 🤔🤔🤔 XD Hmmm XD

'I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!' oh there will be more. dont you worry. i have so much in my head; its like when I was into Mr Snake and I kept churning out ideas for him every night XD Wayne x Reader's, Dale x Reader's, N o r m a n x readers... 👀*pointed look at you* // *cough* also Poly!Wayne x Reader x Dale x Norman.

Omg... right??? XDD I've been thinking about Wayne getting the plate, too 🤣 Its too funny. Thats a bit I really wanna gif. When I first watched I honestly I kept thinking we were gonna get a post credits scene of him getting up and brushing the plate bits off himself, chuckling. I've been spoiled by Lake Placid XD

'AND FINALLY'-- I DUNNO ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE BUT I FOR ONE WAS NOT MENTIONING THAT B E C A U S E ITS SO MUCH WORSE 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 Oh my lordddd. At least Wayne's entertaining. Lyle is pure terror. I keep fantasising about him saying horrible things like that to me and one of the others sticking up for me~~ 💛💕^^💕💛 I m u s t admit though- god is that actor good. Oh my god. My skin was crawling and I wanted to punch him. That is g o o d shit. The twisted little creature writer in me is loving it; she wants more. Like with Otis. I'm thinking oh s h i t oh shit oh shit, this writer isn't pulling any punches. I kneel. I just think its s u c h an art, to make horrible disgusting characters and thats why I get SO PUMPED when someone compliments my ability to make my characters gross XD ITS JUST??? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh XDDD I cant even. But yes- Lyle's lines.

They're terrible XD I WILL JOIN YOU. LETS KICK HIS ASS.

I'm soooooo glad you loved the movie!! It, and Titanic, are my current hyperfixation's so its a good thing you got on board- its gonna be all over your dash and notifs for a bit XD Do you wanna be tagged for Norman content? XD

[yourmommy600]

Oh..

Ftm! Superfly X male top reader!

Ye superfly 😏

I just love seeing this bug man and..imagine his ass taking your big ass fucking cock 😜 YESSSSS

Let's start boys and maybe girls? If you're a girl, say something 🤠👍

Anyway

Warning: Superfly hating on you, but he likes youuu 🤭, rough sex, bottom Superfly, top reader, mutant reader, sex cuz of course I'm a horn dog, chill joyful fun reader, AU where the turtles don't immediately take the stalactite. Superfly is thick and ftm, snow leopard leader,

Days ago, superfly just fucking had to see you're stupid face...with those turtles being all friendly and chill and fun..he HATED it and totally not because he wanted your cock like nah nope no NEVER heh........

When he 'unfortunately' went you, he was surprised you were quite tall. Like bigger 10'12 in height you were very interesting to superfly (yes your tall as fuck because I fucking said so) he liked that..in a way stronger bigger broader this did NOT make him masturbate at night yeah he'd never stroke his cock and finger his tight hole thinking of your cock breaking him.

Of course, superfly didn't admit his desire for you he's a stubborn fly ya know?

Welp today was going to get interesting for him..indeed indeed 👹 you were chilling with Superflys crew and your bros (the Ninja Turtles) chatting and having a nice convo but superflys red eyes seemed to never leave you staring at first normal staring then it's like lust filled the no pupils and just red eyes of superfly.

this man was daydreaming of you, and of course, yo dick wondering how big it is hehehehehe >:) his dirty brain never stopped not even when you waved your big hand in front of his face asking 'you good fly?' No, he wasn't.. Why did you have to look like that? So, much bigger.. and capable of manhandling his ass why!?

Anywho, you two were suddenly alone, and you were annoyed by the staring, finally saying something to get siperfly to stop. "Yo fly stop fuckin' staring boy" you spat your four sharp red eyes look down at his also red ones. Superfly snapped out of it, finally hearing your sudden aggressive tone. "Shut yo loud mouth stupid snow leopard.." he growles, huffing at him, being caught staring even though it was obvious you roll your eyes sassyly, mocking him angering superfly who snapped, standing up to you trying to look intimidating oh how cute..

"I fuckin' hate yo dumb ass cuz! You're bigger fuckin' sexy and Appealing face by hell and damn back I wish I never met yo ass so I'd have normal thoughts and not fuckin' sexual!" Superfly grunted in frustration you listened observing him fuming stunned? Yes, but entertained.

Superflys tantrum stopped when he stormed out to his room since you guys were in the abandoned ship. Feeling somewhat bad, you follow him after a minute of processing what he said. You walk to his room and were met with Superfly on his bed. His four arms crossed his face, obviously upset. "You good?" You ask softly leaning on the doorframe gazing the fly.

"No," superfly grumbled, looking up at the ceiling. You walk over and sit down on the edge of superflys bed. "What's up with ya?" You ask once more superfly the stubborn mutant he..softened. "I like you [name].." he mumbled, seeming Absent mindly. You were shocked but calmed down, placing your hand gently on superflys cheek. "I like you too," you say softly superfly was happy you felt the same and sat up holding you close.

Superfly nested his face in your chest in the now comfortable silence superfly got on your lap, acting like he wasn't humping his ass slightly on you cock that hardened against superflys covered hole you both groan in pleasure superflys wings ruffling with need and lust.

"Woo there, Flys, you're quite horny yea?" You joke chuckling but superfly huffed, pushing you down against his bed. "Oh, hush, snow leopard," superflys grinned, now openly grinding his wet cunt on your fat cock. "Mhm, aren't ya somethin'" you snort your hand resting on superflys hip fingers rubbing on superflys rim "Come on, cuz fuck me" superfly panted his grin wide like the one that spead on your lips roughly pinning superfly down on his stomach.

Superfly moans lowly, puckering his ass up like some slut awaiting your huge rod in him. "Little slutty fly..." you pant lust fogging your mind eyes full of burning desire. You press your bulge right on superflys hole that's still, unfortunately, was covered. Though not anymore, you ripped his pants open with your sharp claws just enough to free superflys ass and pussy making superfly whine his thorn like feet clawing at the sheets of his bed.

Superfly panted silently begging for your cock. You were amused, pleased by this reaction you palm your bulge before also ripping your pants till your pulsing cock it's fat tip hit superflys hole. "Ahh yes.." superfly exhaled, bitting his lip as you finally fill him with your long thick fat cock it hit every corner of superflys soft heated walls your tip kissed his cervix resulting in superfly uncontrollably moaning louder. "Fuck! Yes!" He bites at his pillow, clutching it with his hands, his claws rip its silk cover.

You groan fucking him harder and faster plowing the shit out of superflys pretty cunt his pussy helplessly leaked it's wetness around your cock acting like lube in a away..as his cilt brushs on the sheets as your rough thrusts moved superfly up then down against the sheets not helping the creaking of the bed. "Ah- like that fly?" You ask, sweating with a smirk on your lips, looking down at superflys fucked out face.

"Yes! Yes- ahhh, " superflys sentence was disrupted by a loud whine like a bitch..who knew 🤔. Superflys body shaked the bed creaking at your increasingly aggressive pounds at superflys poor pussy your hands by his head clawing the already ripped sheets superflys ass cheek hit your hips creating clapping noises with pleasure clear in it alongside the powerful lust in the air made by you and superfly.

Your aggressiveness overwhelmed superfly whose legs went numb as a result to your cock fucking him so damn good every Thrust your dick got deeper superfly swore he felt it in his stomach your thickness hit his every g spot only pushing out more loud slutty moans and whines from superflys sore throat from all the forced out moans whines and screams everytime you hit his sweet points.

Though the fun lasted for some more minutes before superflys clenched around your throbbing cock like a mouse trap as he whimpered Musking his face in his pillow as he cam around your cock the sudden tightness made you climax also your hot thick seed painted art all in superflys walls filling him to the brim.

A pop was made when you pulled out superflys messed up pussy your cum spilled out superflys stretch cunt onto his sheets after all that sweat and both your juices stained the covers...so you'll of course have to clean them.

and yes, you're helping superfly clean them. You did this.

Bye, my horny beasts <3 Sorry if it's too short.

[marinerainbow]

First of all YESSSSS, WE ARE GOING TO THE AQUARIUM AND PETTING STINGRAYS.

Second of all, here are those genuine Dad!Corrupted Scarecroe Examples:

Scarecrow loving to defy Glinds every now and then (It's good for her, he tells little Una. Keeps her on her toes.) so sometimes when Una misbehaves, Scarecrow'll sneak her out of her room to hang out with him, or slip her hot chocolate and lollies, or flash her a reassuring smile and wink; assuring her that it's all okay.

Scarecrow telling Una bedtime stories of him and his old friends like he did for Ozma sometimes (When he has nothing better to do, or Glinda forced him). Sure, the way he tells them now is a little different, he calls Tin a twitterpatted twit and the the Lion an animal- and whenever Una asks about the great Dorothy he sighs at her-- but his hand is always comfortingly on her tummy or her side, rocking her to sleep with a gentle precision.

Scarecrow telling Una jokes!! They're awful (as in, gross and kinda mean), but she laughs because they make her dad laugh 🧡

Scarecrow always remembering to feed Una. Always. Glinda might go into States where all she can think about are her devious plans and cunning strategies and what next-- bit the Scarecrow will always take Una to the kitchen and spread some jam on a piece of bread for her for dinner. It's not a lot and it's not nutritious but it's more then her adoptive mother remembered to give her. And he stays with her, muttering about Glinda (sometimes complaining to Una about Glinda), while she eats, so he can send her straight to bed after (he knows he may not need it, but she does!).

I wish I could come up with more but I have to get ready for work! ^^ Hope you're having a good day ^^ See ya! 🐊🐙🦞🐳

MAAAAAANNNNNNN OMG OMG YOU REALLY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH DAD SCARECROW!!! AND IT HURTS MY HEART THAT THIS IS CORRUPTED SCARE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alright, I've had all day to brew on this XD be prepared for plenty of incohesive thoughts. For anyone else reading, be warned as this mentions a lot of gore. If you know anything about the Dorothy must Die universe, you know that it gets pretty dark. With that warning out of the way-

First off, this did get me thinking more on Una's timeline. Not just this AU, but in general. It's not perfect since I'm not quite sure how time in DmD!Oz works, nor am I too far in the books yet (I'm still in the part where Amy acquires her Glamora styled room. I need to pick these books uo again 😅). But lemme go over that real quick.

Around the time the Witch of the West took over, Una's father, a winkie named Hubert (yes I'm making that canon XD) decided it was worth the risk and set off on his own, wanting to live freely from the Witch. The other winkies were too scared to follow him, and he was gravely injured by the time he made it outside the borders. But he was alive.

A bit before Dorothy came to Oz in the first place, Hubert met Twyla, an Ozian woman who would become his wife and mother to his child. She had possessed a tiny bit of magic, and was a great painter. Being a traveling merchant, she let Hubert tag along on her way to the Emerald City, and they shortly fell in love.

They decide to build a cottage in the woods together, choosing to live away from society to avoid any trouble with the Wicked Witches. Even after the news finally reached to them about how Dorothy slayed them (which again, they live away from people. It took a while 😅), they liked the life they built and chose to stay.

At some point during the war between King Scarecrow and Jinjur, which Twyla and Hubert were fortunately blissfully unaware of because they lived so deep in the woods, they have little Una. They fill the girls head with all the stories they have heard about the Witchslayer Dorothy and her companions, as well as The Good Witch Glinda. This, along with her mothers' limited magical skills, inspires Una to learn the ways of magic one day.

When Una was just 7 years old, however, Glinda had discovered the family's secret home purely by accident. For reasons unknown (did she see a threat in the family? Was it for control? Simple entertainment?), Glinda influenced Dorothy Gale to send the now corrupted Tin Woodman on a crusade to kill anyone he found in that forest. (Hubert had been the first to die, a blade through the chest. Then Twyla, after running as far as she could with Una in her arms and her own injuries, had her head ripped off right in front of young Una. Una just barely made it out alive, now covered in her mother's blood and the terrifying metal monsters eyes flashing in her mind).

Now, in this is when her timeline diverges in the AU. In the OG timeline, Una wandered the forest, tired and starving, for a week before she came across Mombi. As you know, Mombi took her in with The Order of the Wicked, and adopted her helped raise her to become the witch she is now. But in this AU, Glinda decided to follow Tin, to make sure the family was killed. When Una survived, she saw potential in the child, and 'saved' her, before taking the girl under her wing. By the time Una turns 20-24, in either timeline, I imagine that's when Amy arrives in Oz herself.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's got onto the headcannons for this AU! I got a lot so hang tight 😅 and since I haven't read the books too far, I have no idea how accurate these are.

Una and Glinda

In the OG timeline, Una's mind does block out a little of what happened because the trauma was so severe. Enough where she doesn't realize that the Tin Woodman was the one behind her parents' deaths. But in this AU, Glinda encouraged her to forget. Distracting the girl, and maybe using magic to subtly erase Una's memory. Her subconscious fought it, but now Una can't recall what really happened that night now. She has nightmares of it, and knows that her blood parents were taken from her, but Glinda made her believe the 'great danger' they're fighting in Oz killed them.

In the OG timeline, Una is pretty strong, both physically and magically. She's had excellent training in the order. But here, Glinda keeps her as weak as possible while still training her. Una has very little physical strength, and although she has the potential to be very powerful. Glinda is careful with what she teaches her. But Una, with the help of Scarecrow, is starting to suspect her mother figure.

As you can see, Glinda has a lot of influence in Una's life. She controls what she sees and learns, and makes sure that she doesn't see what's really going on- not until she knows she has Una's undying loyalty. As such, Una is rather naive, and her spirit has been damaged with Glinda's manipulative ways; Glinda sweetly putting her down at the right moment, keeping her in the dark and making sure she believes she needs her. (But damaged does not mean destroyed). Yeah, as you can see, Una and Glinda are like Rapunzel and Gothel.

Of course, Glinda fills her head with lies about her aunt Glamora, Mombie, Granny Gurt, and all the other witches. Una had thought Glamora killed her parents, but of course, she's proven wrong.

Not important, but please imagine with me; Glinda singing the Mother Knows Best reprose to Una if/when she runs away (especially if she runs away with a possible crush I'm thinking up for her 👀). Also! In the Carrie Musical How Those Boys would Dance, but Glinda trying to place doubt in Una's mind about someone she loves. Also, this scene in Steven Universe when White Diamond and Steven finally meet. I'd have to dig into a lot of why Whites words are important, but imagine if Una was 'brought' back home from the order, or she runs away, and Glinda with her fake warmth treats this like it was all just a silly game played by a girl having a temper tantrum, "Did you get everything out of your system, dear?"

Una and Scarecrow

Scarecrow being a dad for Una- even if it's not the most genuine on his part- is getting to my heart so much 🥺🥺🥺 I can't possibly raise your headcannons, but here's what I have;

Una bonded with Scare, especially when he would treat her after Glinda punished her and he would complain to her about her during their late night 'dinners' (even if Una didn't want to talk that way about her, she did agree with some things he said. Especially as she grew older. It was what inspired her to be suspicious of her mother figure and teacher in the first place). As such, he's her first choice of person to go to when she's scared or hurt, especially if by Glinda, or if she just wants a hug (I mean, he is like a pillow XD).

Because of how close she and Scare have gotten, Glinda has pretty much appointed him as her Una Spy. He reports everything he can back to her (or at least he's supposed to)

Even though Glinda is her teacher, she has gone to Scare to help her with her homework or for extra lessons. After all, if there's anybody in Oz who can teach her anything, it has to be the smartest guy in the world, huh? If Scare isn't busy with his experiments, he'll happily take the opportunity to prove how smart he is- I mean, teach the silly little girl.

When Una joins the order (when she runs away, or Mombi kidnaps her for a plan, and Una proves her worth to join the order), she was in denial about Scare the most. That's her father! How could he be such a monster?? How could he... Know what Glinda had done to her parents and not do anything?? This can't be him, can it??

Also, Una would hug Scare a lot. Everytine she sees him. It's a comforting habit she gained when she was younger, and he took care of her. Even when he's a grum about it, Una will still give her straw dad a hug ^^ it does hurt a little if he pushes her away or act like this is such an inconvenience, but it's what she knows so she doesn't let it stop her all the time.

Now, if Una got to see Scarecrow after his brain is removed and the sweet, affectionate straw man is back, it'd take her a moment to process it all. Her father is... This now? After how she grew up knowing him as a mean, kind of gross and antisocial man? How he was cold even towards her sometimes? After finding out what he did?? And... He's actually loving now? He wants her hugs?? It'd take her a moment to get used to this Scarecrow (I want Dumb!Scarecrow to learn or remember how he thought of Una and how he only showed her affection to manipulate her (mostly), and do his very best to make it up to his baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

I can see this AU actually having a better chance at the Rehabilitation AU! I mean, Una was raised with a softer heart for one. But she sees these people as her family. Even if they were so much worse than she expected, she doesn't want to give up on them.

Also not important, but when little Una got used to Scarecrows presence in her life, she showed him a lock of her hair and pointed at the hay sticking out from the seams of his body and basically said they matched 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I know he's a heartless bastard but PLEASE tell me that got to him?? Just a tiny bit????

Una and Lion

She didn't see Lion often, and was scared of his size. Though since he's the friendliest even with his corruption, I don't think it took too long for him and Una to develop an uncle and neice sort of bond. Glinda made sure he didn't eat her, of course. And didn't slip out any information that would be too troubling for the little girl.

Una has many memories of climbing onto Lion, giggling with him and listening to his great tales of the days of old (when he and his friends were still heros). She was always in awe of his great feats of bravery, and he quickly became her favorite storyteller. Yes, even over her father (Lion doesn't insult anybody while telling stories *side eyes Scarecrow*)

Lion sees her as just a little cub 🥺 yes, even now as she's grown up. She's so tiny and bright! Una actually reminds him a little of Dorothy, before everything... He promised her that someday he'd take her to see his great kingdom in the jungle, and that he wouldn't let the monster hurt her (I'm not sure if Lion would know who killed her parents, but either way, he cares about Una to protect her like Dorothy). He doesn't see her often, but when they are both at the palace, it's like old days again when she would crawl all over him. It's a nice break from her conniving family for Una.

I'm not sure if Glinda would let her learn it, but if Una could transform into other animals, she's definitely showing it off to Lion... I'm not sure if that'd be the safest thing to do around the hungry king of beasts, though 😅

Una and Tin

I think it may have taken Una a long time to see Tin. Glinda had to make sure she wouldn't recognize Tin and revert all her progress. It took around a year at least for Glinda to fully trust them meeting.

Little Una was intimidated by Tin Woodmans appearance, not believing at first that that was the same gentle hero her parents told her about. But after seeing Lion, Una approached him and reached for one of his finger blades to hold. Of course, he pulled away, a bit shocked that Glinda had a daughter. But he knew he had to treat her with respect, so he was very polite with the child.

I think that since Tin is too busy being Dorothy's authority and thinking about her, he and Una didn't see each other often. Even less than Lion, maybe? Along with Glinda telling her all about how Tin keeps the peace, Una still sees him as a hero rather than a family member like she does the others. As such, she's very cordial but polite, rather than seeking him out for comfort or loosening up around him.

Of course, they run into each other sometimes when Glinda takes her to the Emerald Palace. The more he sees her, as she gets older, maybe Tin grows more curious about her and asks Scarecrow about her? The two seem to be close, and clearly, Glinda must have big plans for the witch. Perhaps she is meant to help to protect Dorothy??

Una and Dorothy and Ozma/Pete

Una is not too familiar with Dorothy. But she had been excited to meet her. Why wouldn't she want to see the hero and queen of Oz? I'm not sure how much control Glinda has over Dorothy, really, but either way, I don't think Una would like her too much. Dorothy doesn't exactly hide her true colors. Maybe Una accidentally peeved her, and she started screeching at her (maybe Una giggled, and Dorothy took that as her laughing at her). Glinda stepped in however, and took Una aside and told her she needed to be careful around their very stressed ruler. Ever since then, Una has been... Very very conflicted about the witchslayer.

She and Ozma totally gain a sibing bond in this AU! Una was confused about the great fairy being so childish and zoned out, especially hearing that she apparently tried to hurt Dorothy. But she warmed up to the fairy as they got to live and play together. She and Ozma would huddle together when Scarecrow told stories, and they'd have many sleepovers together ^^ as Una grew older, she took it upon herself to care for her new sister, and is hoping to cure her of her memory loss and her supposed corrupted heart.

I think as she gets older and Glinda molds her into the perfect ally more, Una is taken to the palace more. She still retains her good heart though and, despite the servants being afraid of her, she wants to talk to them. Pete was the only one who was willing to approach her, and they would up becoming friends. Una isn't sure why, but something about the boy is familiar. Like she knows him already, somehow. It's strange, though, how he's always disappearing...

Also, I'm considering in this AU, Una might develop a crush on a boy in the palace named Benjamin? I'm not sure, but she wouldn't be so scared of faliing in love here (she doesn't see any risk of losing her lover in the war, unlike her OG self), and I really want to explore her falling in love and how her little family would react to it.

Also, not important, but I found a picrew and made Una! The one on the left is her in the Glinda's Apprentice AU, and the one on the right is Una in the OG timeline (I tried to rough her up as much as possible. Also, this picrew didn't have a silver color for eyes, so they're blue here XD but I promise her eyes are canonically silver. Also, ignore the ears. She has human like ears like her mother, I just liked the art style of this Picrew)

That's all I got for now. I really need to sleep XD thank you so much for sending this in!! I hope you like this ^^

[adolin]

director's commentary on turn our golden faces into the sun, the karaiti au :)

yesssss thank you for letting me yap about this! Neglected Rich Kid Gideon... I have Thoughts about this!

turn our golden faces into the sun (The Locked Tomb, Gideon/Harrow; HtN era canon divergence AU)

After Canaan House and Cytherea's death, Harrow wakes up on the Erebos as a newly-made Lyctor. She meets God. Then she meets God's daughter.

This was written for the @tlt-holiday-exchange two years ago — (I'm tagging the account because GUESS WHAT? singups are currently ongoing! go sign up!) and I had a wealth of prompts to choose from. Newly minted Lyctor Harrow & Raised by John Gideon was the one I went with.

I think a lot about how a Gideon raised by John would be like, and my strongest headcanon is that John would be like... there but not really. Gideon was raised on the day-to-day by the crew of the Erebos who treat her like she's necromantic Jesus. (I think John actually kept a pretty close eye on her but he wants to be the cool dad! He can't be the cool dad if he disciplines her! Anyway. It's a mess.) Point is! NecroJesus Gideon is THE ONLY person who's happy to see teenager Lyctors. Finally somebody she can hang out with for real! She's the only person having fun on that whole ship.

On the other hand: a Harrow who grew up without Gideon. She was THE only girl on the Ninth House, for real. She's even more dutiful than canon Harrow; she never opened the Tomb; her parents are still around. I think she's possibly more of a soppy wet mess than canon Harrow, and on top of that she just had to kill Ortus. She does't have a fragment of a dead planet in her head but she's absolutely going unhinged with the new sensorial abilities of a baby Lyctor. Everything SUCKS for her. And in the middle of this she sees this swagger teenager who's just like, "Hello I'm God's specialest little girl but he's kind of lame isn't he?" and she's about to develop the universe's biggest crush and she doesn't know it yet.

Fic title was from Forever Young by Alphaville, which is about, uhm, militarism! Cold War era euro synth-pop. There's a bit of trivia here that is the reason why I picked this line as the title and I'll never get a chance to tell anyone if not for this meme. The third verse was originally "Can you imagine how we won the war? / Little fascist lady she loves you so". The record label made the band change it into "Can you imagine when this race is won / Turn our golden faces into the sun". I thought this useless trivia really fit the vibe of the whole AU, and it amuses me greatly even though I'm the only person who got it. UNTIL NOW. MWAH.

All in all, I think this fic pretty cute despite all the Horrors just beneath the surface, and I think probably one of my softest fics in this fandom. Thank you for giving me a chance to revisit it <3

[fanfic writers director’s cut meme!]

[general-du-vallon]

i started making a fic once where aramis holds his baby and thinks like 'well i did one treason how worse could it be if i stole this baby away', and he thinking about he could put another baby in its place and then i thought WELL WHY NOT

Anyway now am thinking about the stolen baby au

Porthos waiting on a horse to spirit the baby away (just have the image of him waiting in the dark. He takes the baby cus like i s2 final where he rides off alone to be heroic)

Aramis having a moment to talk to Q.A (quee ann) before the baby is born and saying it as a joke and they both just look at each other

the other musketrs being like 'u decided what now with Q.A?!'

where they gonna get a baby?! well. Porthos can be like 'i know a guy'. I'm sure Flea could find them a baby needing a nice home.

Aramis being like '...and then i will slide the baby in' and Constance being like 'uh huh mm hhmm. WHILE THE QUEEN IS HAVING THE OTHER BABY?!? HM?!? u gonna GO IN THERE WHILE SHE PUSHES A WHOLE HUMAN OUT OF HER?!'

aramis after constance rant, as if there been no interuption 'and then constance will swap them' and constance being like THAT IS WHAT i THOUGHT

I mean the baby is already not king of france so who cares?! it could be ANY baby. Who says this ISNT what hapened?

anyway one of the big reasons i think this is hilarious is we already know there's a safe place for accidental french not-quite-heirs cus that's where Agnes and Henry went.

Aramis and Agnes and king of france (but louis did it instead) and the king of france (but random baby from court of miracles did it instead).

aramis giving in his commission; 'GONNA GO UH.... JOIN A MONESTARY. THATS IT. THATS RIGHT. THAT'S WHERE IM GOING'.

imagine in s3 if he was in that monestary and the others staring around at the hundred of babies aramis is sherpherding about like 'is it that one... is it that one... is it that one' (I know this is diff to the living in bliss with agnes plus king 1 and king 2 like the cat in the hat. but whatever. Did i say it all has to cohere?!?! HUH!?!)

it is actually surprising to me hwo much i could just... slide this into canon. That's really funny. Aramis coming back to paris with a couple of refugee babies and beingn like 'and this one I'm keeping FOR NO REASON he gonna live with me. um. better. really. nenver ever go to the palace. eek'

It would be fun reversal. Q.A sneaking into the garrison to see her baby. aramis being like 'you so really absolutely totally cannot be here' standing at the end of a corridor full of men used to living in barracks like not entirely dressed and sort of being awful all like O_O O_O O_O like those picures where the light in rats eyes.

Q.A being like 'and now this is aramis he is coming to court to be honoured and the king has decided in his generosity that aramis's baby is coming also and oops louis jr just happened to meet him oh look at that oh dear i tripped over and my two babies are friends what a big oopsie daisy no aramis i didn't do anything at all'

Q.A loves BOTH her babies. for the record. baby number 2 is GONNA BE LOVED.

I think porthos watching the king dote on miracle court baby would be fun. Porthos "shall we show him what being poor in paris is really like" du Vallon.

the king doesn't know. the king doesnt care.

the rest of the show can be p much the same. tbf i only watched bits of s3 and skipped a lot of the more plotty stuff so i dont actually know this. the version I watched could fit this change easy and who cares what other ppl watched.

Sylvie being like 'he is the king of france' abt the dauphin and constance being like '....well. technically u r correct. but. uh.' and sylvie being like 'this is another of those treason things isnt it' and constance like 'a bit' and sylvie like 'yesssss tell me tell me'

[desultory-novice]

(MAGOLOR EPILOGUE SPOILERS) So how are you feeling about that magologue final boss?? It looked amazing to me, though I'm still puzzling how the credits reveal is gonna fit into my au... I intentionally left this section blank when making it, but now I dunno how to make it fit organically...

Unless.... Magolor's further dimension-hopping adventures? What a treat to see!!

But the whole game... Top tier for me. I've seen some True Arena stuff also and I am very, very intrigued, but I'll keep it vague just in case. Hope you've enjoyed the game similarly!!

~G

How I felt about it?

I tried to contain my disappointment when the Crowned Doomers showed up, but I still had hope for a Betalor reveal. Then it wasn't Betalor and I was like "...This is fine. This is fine..." but the actual last boss won me over almost immediately. Everything from the world destruction in the background to everything implied by the Tree Crown's design! I went from "Aww..." to "Yes yes yesssss! I love this!"

So, yeah, pretty good!

>...how this is gonna fit in my AU

MAN! TELL ME ABOUT IT!

:scribbled 5 minutes after seeing the text in question:

I spent a year writing the script for a 22 chapter fan comic and didn't even get more than 4 chapters into drawing it before the remake completely invalidated everything I wrote!! It's fine though. I mean, at least I wrote a complete story! And I'd like to believe that "Marionettes' Pavane" will still prove entertaining even if you'll have to turn off your mind for the later half! ^^

The real loss is a couple of smaller comic scripts I had that also dealt with various vagueties the remake has effectively filled in now. But again... the game was so good it's worth it??

And you make a good point that we can have a lot of fun with the fact that Magolor is now a (post)canon inter-dimensional traveler! We can actually insert him into stories he would normally have no reason to be in and it WORKS now!

Anyway, good luck with your AU! I'm confident you'll find a natural way to make everything fit nicely! In my experience, "muses" are real and your stories'll have your back, more often than not!

[f1-disaster-bi]

Hear me out, mafia AU strollis with number 18 for the smut asks, maybe one of them (your choice) wakes up before the other one and decides to wake them up in the best way :))

Ooooo yesssss

It had been over a week, and he was finally home. Finally back where he felt like himself and could drop his guard as he hung his coat on the rack in the closet. Shoes kicked off to be tidied tomorrow because Lando only had one thing in mind right now: Lance.

Lando was keyed up before he had even entered the apartment. His memory of the last time he had seen his fiance dancing in his mind. Remembering the way that Lance had pressed him over the dining room table and fucked him so hard he still had bruises from his hand.

His need for his partner was a flame that would never be quenched.

Entering the bedroom and finding Lance asleep would normally lead to disappointment but Lando wasn't. They had discussed this before, and Lance ahd found the idea of being woken up to Lando going down on him hot.

Lando didn't hesistate once he saw Lance snoring on his back wearing only those boxers Lando loved. The fucker had known exactly what he was doing wearing those to bed the night Lando was due home, and Lando had never stripped faster.

He was already half hard by the time he crawled onto the bed and carefully worked Lance's underwear down. He paused when Lance sighed, twitching a little but he didn't wake so Lando continued. He carefully used his fingers, gently massaging Lance to half-hardness before taking the tip in his mouth. He sucked softly, not wanting to wake Lance too soon, wanting the pleasure to build.

And build it did as Lance moaned softly when Lando moved his mouth further down his cock. He couldn't help but moan as Lance gave a soft thrust into his mouth in his sleep, making Lando grip his thigh tighter.

He lost himself in it, in the weight of Lance in his mouth, the strech of his lips and jaw, the ache that made his spine tingle. He worked his head slowly, taking him deeper and deeper, breathing evenly until he achieved his goal of deep throating his fiance and as he did, he felt fingers work their way into his hair.

"Fuck, fuck, Lando", Lance's voice was gravely and deep as he moaned making Lando moan in return, the vibrations of it making Lance thrust up into his mouth more.

He opened his eyes to find Lance looking down at him with a look of wonder and pure lust on his face as Lando eased off a little, sucking at the tip and teasing it with his tongue as the fingers tightened in his hair.

"Be a good boy for me and let me fuck your mouth", Lance ordered, both hands now gripping Lando's curls, waiting for Lando to tap his thigh once for yes before using his grip to fuck himself into Lando's mouth.

Lando knew exactly what to do as he relaxed his jaw, moaning softly and keeping the pressure on Lance's cock even and tight the way Lance loved it until there were tears in his eyes and Lance was groaning as he came down Lando's throat.

He'd didn't let go until Lance, oversentive and whining, pulled at his curls before urging Lando up into a filthy kiss.

"My turn?", Lance grinned, hand already making it's way between their bodies to where Lando was aching and wet.

Lando's only answer was a moan.

[robinsnest2111]

nikkimick and zombie au anon here, finally saw the response from the ask, and i have more thoughts mick definitely isn’t as strict or cruel as cage!dracula, but I have no doubt that Nikki is a bit scared of him. i do like to think of nikki as almost a sopping wet dog for mick (in the best way), but more of a contained wet dog almost? ive also been trying to brainstorm how vince and tommy could be in the story (my mind kind of connects tommy to teddy from his personality) but I don’t know who Vince would be

also, I hope that it’s not weird that I send asks just almost ranting about my little au’s, sorry if it is 😭

also, drop the fic PLEASE (if you want to or know it) that sounds right up my alley

yesssss I love the way you think!!

Tommy as Teddy sounds great! and maybe it's because I still mourn the lost potential of the deleted Mandy Lobo scenes, but maybe Vince could be the Mandy to Tommy's Teddy? 👀

nooo the asks aren't weird at all, I actually love seeing you/your au rambles in my inbox hehe <3 always makes me smile!

btw the fic I was talking about in the last ask is "She wears short skirts, I wear T-Shirts" over on AO3. it's locked so you can only access it if you're logged in, but it's still one of my favourite nikkimick fics <333 (I'll definitely have to revisit my old fanart for it at some point too, maybe even draw some more directly inspired pieces 🙏)

[picnokinesis]

Ahhh Ryans POV was amazing and its soo great to read how he acknowledges his accomplishments too and believes in himself, its like a flowerv that finally blooms. I was so happy like, "Yes, finally you are seeing what you are worth!". And that comparison between the Doctor and Aaron, how Ryan hesitantly agrees that the Doctor is closer to Aaron than he would like, in that the Doctor could have just as well vanished from his life. (1/2)

(2/2) And the stand off between the Doctor and Aaron was just great. (And a bit of tension in there too). The way the Doctor looked at him as if to say "Yeah, in contrast to you I STAYED. Dont fuck up further than you already have." And Grace in the beginning was soo sweet I just love how she takes care of everyone. In the end how Ryan emphasized that both Graham and the Doctor are family too, and Aaron better get used to it was fantastic. Its great how Ryan has both of their backs.

AHH hello thank you so much!! <3 I'm so happy that you enjoyed the chapter :D One of the things I've had in my notes for Ryan in campervan au from the very start is that I wanted him to learn to be more confident and stable in himself - and, I mean, if I'd started off in s11 then it would have been even more apparent, but he has definitely grown I think. But another part of that stability comes from his family - in learning that they're not all just going to up and leave him at any point. He's very much like the Doctor in that way, although they both react to that fear very differently. I'd say that the Doctor isn't aware of the impact that her staying has had on Ryan, but she's actually painfully aware that if she left it would be particularly damaging for him. It's actually the core reason why she hasn't run off on her own.

BUT THEN YEAH the parallels between the Doctor and Aaron is ALWAYS something I've been lowkey obsessed with - in fact, I think it goes for both Ryan and Yaz in the actual show, but they both come into the TARDIS with their own issues and troubles, as young adults who are growing and are so uncertain about their future and who they're going to become. But then they both meet the Doctor, and they learn so much from her but also see how she's not perfect! That she does a lot of things that are unhealthy or bad or whatever - but that, fundamentally, she IS a good person, and she strives for something better. And they BOTH take those good qualities, and step out of the TARDIS and back into their own lives as grown, changed people - but they haven't become more like someone else, like Ryan being so scared of being like his dad, or Yaz's tendency to try and mould herself into another person because she doesn't know how to be herself. They both become THEIR OWN PERSON. They become so much more of themselves, and so much more confident, able to stand up for themselves and what they believe in. And honestly I just adore that so much, and it's definitely what I'm trying to mirror in this story

But also sksksk regarding the Doctor staring at Aaron - you will be getting this scene from the Doctor's POV in about. October RIP but you will get it! So you'll get to see precisely what she was thinking at that moment haha

Grace, my beloved <3 One of the delights of this fic was getting to write so much of Grace - for Ryan's section in particular, I did a deep dive on her and Aaron and Ryan in the show, just to scrape for as many details as humanly possible, as well as throwing in my own headcanons. There's a lot of her in Ryan's part, but also in Graham's part too, of course, so you have that to look forward too! :)

And then yesssss the found family - it's such an important part of this series I think, although I do find it so funny because, as a family, the O'Briens are fairly standard, until you spot the unhinged feral journalist that they lowkey adopted muttering to herself in the corner SKSKSKSK - but she IS part of their family!! In fact I'm pretty sure Graham and Grace have thought of her as such since they realised that she had no-one else to look out for her. As for Ryan, I'm not sure when he decided - but I know that he did at some point, as you can see from this chapter, even if he's still uncertain about how the hell to define who the Doctor is to him sksksk

BUT ANYWAY THANK YOU!! <3 <3 So glad you enjoyed it! :D