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dude thats a terrible way to flirt with your crush
#ann plays awakening#im not really sure WHY but these two have suddenly invaded my mind#idk i just think henry would love a rabbit family#and i think panne would be oddly endeared to his… henry-ness….#which. shes definitely not at first but idk#their S support is giving qpr though and i cannot lie thats what got me#like its not a platonic relationship for sure#but i think if someone from the shepherds were to stray away from conventional marriages and redefine the definition of family for themself#would it not be the strangest loneliest guy in the world and a woman who lost it all once before#yes??????
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GUYS
GUYS
YOU UNDERSTAND RIGHT????
YOU UNDERSTAND RIGHT GUYS???????
#do i even need to explain myself#bungou stray dogs#nikolai gogol#fuck yeah#bsd nikolai gogol#bsd nikolai#hes unlabelled#hes unlabelled guys#you understand????#yes??????
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
#its so damn cold out man#Up to something#1k#10k#50k#100k#edit: yes its in Fahrenheit#american ass website and midwest ass posting
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the voice of the devil
#origimals#malarts#that little voice is going to be the death of me#'it wouldnt even be that hard' YES IT WOULD
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It’s their greatest invention as of yet
#the idea came to me when I looked over at my shelf and saw my little Hexbug#and yes it is a reference to the Jinx and Isha scene thanks for noticing#the glorious infestation#my art#arcane#jayvik#art#viktor arcane#jayce talis
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
#jokes on you we're both fucking stupid#and yes the shower was in fact broken and they changed me to another room#our other hotel rooms in europe also had the keycard lightswitches so maybe it's a european thing? maybe north america is weird? idk
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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Last one from the archives
#“Phineas and ferb coulda fixed that portal before dinner”#yes#yes they could#my art#gravity falls#Phineas and ferb#Phineas Flynn#ferb fletcher#Stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#ford pines
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
#yes im a lesbian#yes this statement includes me bro i love those funny little titles#anyway#the locked tomb#but also uh#sort of#revolutionary girl utena#i guess
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Prepare yourself.
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
#I mean YES obviously murder is BAD we all know that. but if nobody had ever DONE A MURDER before and you didnt know it would happen#brothers are just like that sometimes man#tw religion
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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