#YES SIR THATS MY BABY
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mutsukiss · 2 years ago
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This is how Sir Crayon Paintbrush of Prussia looks btw
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If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"
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wheresmulder · 1 year ago
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SomethingSomething dr*w b********* being a scab wasn't on my bingo card etc etc but honestly nothing surprises me when it comes to famous ppl truly which is why the only person I will ever stan is darch bc the way I have thoroughly vetted this woman is quite frankly alarming but I can assure you she has never done anything wrong ever in her life and she would never cross a picket line
but if she did I'd disown her
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ifwdominicfike · 25 days ago
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dilf!chris who loves — like loves, to spoil brat!reader
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“doesn’t this look so pretty?” you say holding up the white lacy dress with an ear to ear grin. “its perfect baby, y’gonna look gorgeous in it” chris’ hand wraps around your waist to guide you over to see more of the pretty clothing surrounding you both.
“oooo chris can i pleasee get this?” biting your lip to contain your excitement, holding up a pretty baby pink lingerie set. you did actually want it, but you mainly said something to tease the older man beside you. “oh my sweet girl.. how could i ever say no to something like this.”
his eyes finding yours as he smirks, he then hooks a finger around the belt loop of your mini skirt then pulls you closer. “how ‘bout you go on ahead and get some more pretty things, kay?” he hands you his card “thank you so much baby!!” a big smile spread across your face.
2 hours later..
“b-but m’not done yet-“ you whine, hours prior when chris gave you his card he had gone off to make a couple of work calls. when he was finally done he went to find you — already knowing the usual stores you shop at he found you quickly.
the hour was already late and the bright hues of orange and pink faded into purple and blue, chris was very patient with you. he was never one to rush you, but something came up with work and he needed to get home earlier than expected. “c’mon doll we have to go, please?” he pleaded, taking your hand into his. “no chris- please can we stay just a little bit longer?”
your whines dragging out of each word, you still had some more things to pick up and you would be on your way out — which is what chris thinks thats gonna happen but knowing you you’ll see something else you like and immediately begin to swipe his card left and right. “no no my love, we have to go. we can come back tomorrow..”
his patience is running thin but he’s holding it together “noo chris- please.. don’ wanna go!” before you could tear your hand from his he snaps and drags you to the dressing room. “y’gonna listen to me ma, okay? m’not in the mood for that bratty ass attitude, now were leaving, got it?” he grumbles while pressing you up against the cold wall. “y-yes sir, m’sorry..”
“s’what i like to hear doll, such a good girl for me”
- avery’s note ˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆。-
DILF!CHRIS RAHHHAJA i love dilf!chris i need to see more fics about him. anyway, i’ll get to working on my requests soon!! i just had to write this omg
𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 - @ellaapsworld @chrissv4mp @jetaimevous @mattsbrowser @submattenthusiast @flouvela @frnkocnlvr @sturniolosiphone @chrislova @sophand4n4
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willow-scorp · 5 months ago
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Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.
Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.
Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like
: um thats not your kid
Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?
: your not their parent you can't pick them up
Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.
:...that's not possible sir-
Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-
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apocalypticseagull · 1 year ago
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As she should Billy is a lucky guy (and maybe he can find another guy to admire besides jay)
ransom (pt 2) ☆ jay halstead
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summary: in which y/n is rescued and jay has something to say.
warnings: language, guns, mentions of injury
a/n: I’m actually incredibly proud of this lmaooo. I love writing more light hearted pieces and am so happy so many of you loved the first part. many people requested a part two and hope you enjoy this also! - love emie <3
PART ONE
Lees verder
#of course we are the ones who call when its a life and death situation#like hi taco bell? im hungry can i get some food before i get shot#thanks deliver it closeby at some non deceript building with a very non shady car parked infront of it with very non suspicious stains#on the pavement#my guy youve been without her for what? a day or smth? dont be dramatic 😭 go save her ass#the kidnappers are either on the verge of just returning her out of annoyance or are growing fond of her and are like lets keep her#JAY SHES BEEN MISSING FOR FIVE HOURS STOP YOUR DRAMATIC ASS ACTIONS#no everyone wants to shoot her but then again thats sadly a felony#the leader is frantically going like SIR?? Why didnt you say shes horrible can we pLEASE GET RID OF HER#FIVE DAYS#Oh- i take back what i said jay#not really#theyre all like why do i have to do this#how do you remember all the ppl tho i barely remember what i had for dinner last night#kardashians shouldnt be missed thats illegal (i havent watched a single episode)#imo one of the worse things is the birth control issue like my guys unless you want me to die or kill one of you for distraction#give me the birth control#HEY if you get complimented on your ass thats a great compliment how dare he#even if humming would still be hearable just make them go insane by humming all day#mh at least they have eyes#throw in some queer guards tho spice shit up#i mean i dont blame mister 'who is he?' for listening#if you have nothing better to do at least listen (i thjnk im running out of tags)#baby face is an awesome guy tbh he probably just got dragged in#also considerate mans even offered her a cig#💀 mans only now thought up knocking her out lmao. feel sorry for babyface tho hes good and terry is a dumbass#poor billy tbh he needs some better friends and some money but hes a good guy.. i need to see them become besties ngl#TELL THEM ABOUT BILLY#BILLY BEING BESTIES YES#billy is like girl if he wasnt yours id date him
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fayesia · 1 year ago
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Dress Code — boss!miguel o’hara x secretary!reader 
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~Prompts~
“I want to hear you beg.”
“Arch your back for me.”
Warnings: nsfw 18+, p in v, unprotected sex, dom!miguel, brat taming, sir kink, praise kink, creampie, dirty talk, size difference, lmk if i missed anything!! 
Rough hands bend you over the hard mahogany desk, yanking your skirt down and spreading your legs. 
“You fucking slut parading your ass for everyone to see, is this what you wanted?” 
Hard slaps rained down on your ass as you moaned completely overdriven with lust. 
“Please mig-sir fuck me” 
“oh no i don’t think you deserve that, thinking you get this cock while walking around with no panties—are you even wearing a bra?” Your boss’ hands pull you back up against his front, moving towards your sheer white shirt, groping at your breasts, and ripping the silky material in two with his own bare hands. 
The buttons go flying around the room clattering across the floor as his hands roam your breast, skilled fingers tugging at your hardening nipples, his mouth ghosting over the side of your neck whispering filthy things. 
“Exactly what i thought, you’re just a fucking whore coming into my office acting like you need something…all you need is my cock to fill your bratty mouth up”. You uncontrollably moan at his words and touch, feeling your own wetness drip down your inner thighs. 
Your certainly not the only one who notices, “oh would you look at that what a slut, absolutely dripping for me…did you want me to help with that?” 
“yes sir please touch me” 
“i want to hear you beg” 
“hmm please sir i need you touch me, fuck me, anything please sir I’ll be a good girl for you” he growls hearing such lewd words leave your mouth. “Mm yes thats what i like to hear baby”. Miguel removes one of his hands from your tits and slowly traces his way down to your inner thighs. He collects your leaking juices and rubs them around your pussy taking his time to trace circular motions over your clit. You’re unsure of what to grab onto, pulling at his brown locks once styled to perfection but now in disarray just like his perfectly tailored suit. 
You feel yourself almost getting to the edge until he stops, immediately noises leave your mouth at the loss of contact. “Fuck i cant take this anymore” you hear him breathe out behind you. Unzipping his pants, he strokes his thick and long erect cock and rubs it against your drenched pussy. “Oh my god you feel so good baby nice and warm…mm so wet for me”. His praise immediately causes you to react, as the thick head of his cock enters your vagina stretching you out in a way you’ll never get used to. 
He thrust in and out at a ferocious pace needing you as much as you did him. His balls smacking against your pussy as the thrusts enter deeper and deeper into you each time. Slowly he readjust you to be bent over his large desk again, brushing aside pens and stacks of papers as you hear them fall to the floor. He grabs your hair into one clenched fist while the other reaches down to rub your clit, "Arch your back for me." 
You’re moaning as loud as possible not caring if any of the other employees can hear you, pushing your ass back up against him and arching as best as you can with the hopes of pleasing his demands. “Mmm yes such a good girl, perfect pussy wrapping around my cock, fuck, fits just like a glove huh”. 
“Ah im gonna come..please let me come sir” you ask through short breaths, feelings of overwhelming pleasure fog up your brain. “Yes baby come for me, drench my cock”. With hard quick thrusts and two fingers working tirelessly against your clit you let out one more moan, more pornographic sounding than ever and cum all over Miguel’s cock, all over your bosses cock. He quickly follows after, lowering himself to lie against your back and with one final thrust he lets out a deep guttural groan as he fills you up with his cum, leaving your lower belly feeling warm and full. 
After a few seconds of the two of you laying there to recover from the absolute earth shattering orgasms given to one another, Miguel removes his now flaccid cock and quickly replaces it with two of his fingers to stop any of the mixed cum from dripping out. You mewl and stretch at the overstimulation from his thick fingers as he removes them and pulls your skirt back up, while leaving soft kisses against your neck and gently rubbing his thumbs against your hips. 
“You were such a bad girl today huh baby”, you nod knowing every decision you made was in the hopes of this happening…for you to get fucked in you boss’ office like many times before. “So for the rest of today you can walk around with my cum dripping out from your pussy”.
“if we get home and i see you’ve cleaned up..lets just say you don’t wanna know what punishment I’ll have in store for you tonight.” 
“Yes sir” you reply completely out of breath as you reach to grab one of your spare white button ups from his desk drawer, you stand back up and try to make yourself look as presentable as possible. Like you weren't just bent over your boss’ desks and fucked into having one of the best orgasms of your life. The thick gooey substance drips down your thigh and slowly reaches your ankle causing an immediate stutter in your breathe. 
‘Fuck’ you think as you exit Miguel’s office avoiding any eye contact with other workers, ‘I’m not gonna get any work done for the next 2 hours’.
~thanks to anyone who supported my first post, hopefully u guys like this one as well!!~
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starboye · 4 months ago
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pairing: chris hemsworth x male reader
request: Chris Hemsworth x twink!reader in a full nelson position? Size difference, degradation, rough sex and daddy kink please. Could it be that Chris discovered that reader was sleeping with other men like Chris Evans, Tom Holland, Will Poulter, etc? Chris is reader's sugar daddy and Chris is married, so technically they weren't dating. But Chris got so jealous (and very horny) when he found out reader was a whore that after the intense sex he promises to leave his wife for him and make it official. Even letting other men continue sleeping with reader, only Chris is now part of it now.
warnings: smut, rough sex, breeding kink, daddy kink, sugar baby reader, slight degradation, cheating!sugar daddy!chris, mentions of reader having sex with other actors, size difference
"you think its cute to be whoring yourself out to them huh" chris bellows while plowing into at a relentless pace, your back firmly placed against hid big chest while his hand wrapped around you neck drawing a gasp out of you "no" you yelp trying to slow chris' thrusts by pushing him back but he just grabs you hands and pin them to your back and pushes your face into the bed with your ass up in the air.
"then who does this sweet pussy belong to" he questions as his hands pushes your face further into the bed "yours daddy only yours" you breathlessly say as tears drip down your cheeks from the hours over over stimulation chris has put you through "and who's dick is the only dick for this hole" chris asks slapping your ass a couple times "yours sir" you say trying your hardest not to faint "yeah thats right no man is ever gonna pleasure your slutty ass the way i do" chris spits slamming into you with big thrust, a loud clap coming after each one.
"please chris i cant take it anymore" you beg "shut up, you weren't saying that when you were going around and letting those other men use your body like a prostitute" he says huskily, pounding you deeper into the matress "if you dont stop im gonna fucking break" you try and convince him "good then those others bitches wont get to use you anymore" chris snarls "please i need a break" you plea "shut up whores like you dont get breaks, whores that let other men use their hole raw" he roughly says.
you felt like your whole core was on fire for the countless hours of chris fucking you but it was your fault for letting chris, tom, and will fuck you, but how could you deny them with their hunk bodies and huge dicks, it was impossible but this is the consequences of your actions.
"i should fill you up so much it'll look like you're pregnant so they know not to fuck you" chris grunts grazing the good spot in your hole for the hundredth time, and you moan to chris' words "you like that, the idea of me getting you pregnant you walking around with a belly full of my cum" chris laughs at your reaction making you moan more and more to the idea "yes" you lightly say.
"speak up, y know i cant hear you when you're getting ruined like this" he says pulling your head up by your hair to face him "please ruin my hole, fill me up with you cum, i wanna be pregnant by you" you beg thrusting your ass back on his dick, "im gonna ruin your tiny body so much" chris growls through shut teeth "please do daddy" you plea "yeah now who do you belong to baby" chris asks as he slams into again "yours daddy" you answer sloppily "thats right and im gonna make sure you remember that" chris smirks pinning your arms behind you.
"my wife's pussy could never compare to you" chris says trowing his head back in ecstasy "thank you" you cry out as chris fills you up for the fifth or sixth time, he groans loudly as you milk the cum out of his dick, still so tight after so long of fucking session.
chris plops next to you with a light grunt "you okay" he asks sweetly, moving the hairs that are stuck to your forehead by sweat "yeah... just a little tired" you huff "dont worry ill buy you whatever you want after this" he coos "thank you chris" you say "and i promise ill leave my wife so we can be together for the rest of our lives" chris says rubbing your back"
"yeah okay" you say turning away, chris had said that same thing every time you guys fucked but never went through with it "hey look at me" he demands turning your face towards him by your chin "i promise this time" he says kissing your forehead "and you know what i guess you can continue fucking the other guys but-" he says but before he can finish you hug him "thank you chris" you excitedly say.
"hey now let me finish, you can continue fucking them but only if im their" chris emphasizes the but "fine i can deal with that" you huff playfully before kissing chris deeply "i love you" chris says pulling you into a cuddle "i love you too" you reply laying your head onto chris' chest and falling asleep.
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princessbrunette · 8 months ago
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how does rafe react if bunny started calling him ‘sir’ when they’re out mingling with his clients (she thinks she’s being super professional but doesn’t realize it’s riling him up😌💅🏻)
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it was meant to be professional, you were trying to sound business-y and like you knew what you were talking about as rafe pulled you around the room to socialise, pinned to his body in a little cocktail dress, practically eye candy, a fluffer for the conversations rafe was having.
you get the bright idea, and soon you’re softly responding “yes sir.”, “thank you sir.”, “thats a great idea, sir.” to anything rafe says. you think it’s working the way you want, too focused on the amused grins from the older gentlemen rafe was connecting with to notice the way your boyfriend shifts on his feet a little, unsure of how to react, chuckling it off with the other men.
it’s only when the group go to walk away, you feel rafes hand clasp your jaw. it’s a surprisingly soft touch from him, as he turns your face to look up at him, blinking down at you as he tries to figure out your game. the innocent look in your eye tells him you truly had no clue what you were doing, so he remains understanding.
“quit, okay baby?” he warns quietly and you furrow your eyebrows.
“quit?” you repeat, eyes searching his for an answer. he licks his lips, looking over your head to see if they were watching the exchange before shuffling closer to you, looking down at you.
“the ‘sir’ shit. it’s — it’s not needed okay? i understand what you’re goin’ for but stop. alright?” he raises his eyebrows expectedly and you pout.
“m’sorry rafe, i was trying to be profess—”
“professional — yeah, no i get it. but those guys,” he takes your shoulders, turning you to face the men he was just speaking to across the room, leaning down to talk in your ear. “those guys don’t get that… you know, and — and i don’t want them thinkin’ fucked up dirty things about my girl, right? because… they hear ‘sir’ and… they’re thinkin’ bout you on your knees alright — so… just knock it off for now. yeah?” he explains, as calmly as he can in his usual rafe-like manner.
“oh… right, okay. i’m sorry.” you turn back to him, searching his expression in hopes that he wasn’t mad at you when you were only trying to please him. he shakes his head, snaking his hand back around your waist.
“you’re fine, kid. soon as we’re done here i wanna hear you calling me sir again though. okay? can you do that for me?”
you grin, the prospect of getting freaky with rafe now on the horizon, motivating you to get through this otherwise boring event.
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successfulgoddess333 · 4 months ago
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PLEASE READ!
Hey y’all so I’ve been thinking
Lately
If I should post again for y’all but the truth is
You don’t need me
You don’t need any one but yourself
So stop scrolling on tumblr on Reddit on quora on instagram on TikTok whatever the hell you use
You’re not going to make it
If you keep sitting here being lazy and depressed
Okay we get it
Your life sucks
You discovered the void state you discovered manifesting
And yet you’re still continuing to live in a nightmare instead of living in a dream
I’m not coming back I’ve tried to but I realize you don’t US
You don’t
You don’t need tumblr
Stop asking questions stop obsessing
Just lay tf down and meditate
It’s all it takes
Why are you planning???
Why are you stressing??
No DMs
No questions
No Gc’s
No comments asking
“How can I-“
No
Respectfully
Be quiet and realize who tf is in charge here
I’m not here to baby you I’m not here to sugar coat
Sugar coat for what??? Babes I ain’t sugar coating nothing but my damn donuts
Y’all gotta get out of this loop
You’re procrastinating
You’re being lazy
You are
You’re lazy
It’s ok admit it
You fucking like it here don’t you??
You loveeee having a shitty ass life
Because if you didn’t
YOU WOULD GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT BED COUCH ETC AND GO GET YOUR DREAM LIFE
I can’t be nice to people who know they’re power and aren’t using it
It’s like a billionaire being ridiculously cheap
“Oh I don’t want that that’s too much”
“Sir it’s $3”
And you’re a billionaire”
You’re gonna keep scrolling keep wishing you’d look like an ig model
News flash
Helloooo
You can look BETTER than Kylie fucking Jenner
Ok
She got surgery
You got POWER
Even SHE has this power
EVERYONE DOES!
Only a few are aware and that’s why you’re chosen
You’ve beat the fucking system of life
Seriously the insecurity
In this community
And idc if anyone thinks I’m being rude
This is what you need
You need to be yelled at
You need tough love
You need rudeness
I’m doing this outta love
Don’t like it don’t follow
But if you made it this far
Get up and get it
And stop complaining about a life you can change in one second
You can literally get in the void right now
And I hate when ppl say they got “kicked out”
Bitch who kicked out the mf void state? THATS YOU!!!!
You didn’t get kicked out
You just realized where you were and probably got scared or confused and accidentally shifted your awareness back here
Even when you get in the void
It won’t do anything
Unless YOU SAY YOU HAVE YOUR DESIRES
Because you can just stay there
And come out with the same life
The change happens when you
YOU
Say you’re affirmations
Don’t you get it
The void listens to you
If you say something you get it immediately
And who tf said you needed the void to manifest
Bby girl there’s a bagillion methods of manifestation
The void state works yes indeed
But it’s because of you
But don’t getting shocked when you get your desires you knew you were getting it
You can be excited yes
And don’t act like you need a method
Or a special subliminal
Those videos work if you allow them too
Quit giving power to a 10 minute video
These are TOOLS
Guides
They help you like a teacher
Don’t you graduate high school not only because you learned but you applied what you learned
Ok so learn from
These blogs these guides
But stop putting trust in subs
No hate to subliminals
Use them if you want
I use them
But don’t give them power
They are guides
And please
Use this as tough love reminder
I love my followers but please get yo ass up and go get it
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dipperscavern · 6 months ago
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Ok, just read your blurb about being Jessica’s assistant and being nicknamed baby.
What if the origin of baby was that someone was giving baby shit and someone else (Harvey perhaps) says the classic line “no one puts baby in the corner” when coming to her defense. Then it just kind of spirals from there and no one gives her shit again.
Also feel free to ignore this, literally just my first thought when reading your post!
oh my god. when i tell you i SCREAMED this is so genius & yummy.. PHEW. i know exactly what ur referencing ily & thank u so much for the ask! 🫶🏻
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“I’m just saying, the assistant to the Jessica Pearson.. and your desk looks like this?”
you roll your eyes, the hint of a playful expression on your face. while you knew he wasn’t being completely serious, you liked your desk — pink things, trinkets, & personal touches all. you found decorating your desk as a fun way of personal expression, and you were so damn good at your job, jessica didn’t care.
“Would you like to re-decorate for me?”
your reply is dripping sarcasm, a playful tone in your voice that masks how you really feel. you look up at the few bored associates hanging around your desk, and they snicker at your reply.
“Yes I will, thank you. It’s.. something. Could use a more professional look.”
that makes you frown. something? more professional? what started out as a joke seemed more like a personal attack the more it went on. tom, the associate who’s mouth was moving, never seemed to know when to stop. you’re about to say something when a miracle in the flesh steps in your line of sight — harvey specter.
it’s ironic, really. he radiates business when the very reason he came over to your desk was to shoo off the associates bothering you. he looks around to the people that have now stiffened up in his presence, and he gives them an almost confused look.
“And what the hell are you doing?”
tom swallows. “Just- messing around. Sir.”
“What?” harvey looks around. “What’s wrong, you.. don’t like her desk? Is that the nationwide issue we’re facing today?”
you look up at harvey, a faux expression of sympathy on your face. “He doesn’t like the color pink, sir.”
that makes harvey’s brow raise, for two reasons. one, his associates shouldn’t have the time to be complaining about any colors. & two, you’ve been on a first name basis with harvey for a year. he doesn’t mind people calling him sir, but he definitely does mind when it’s you, batting your lashes & giving him a look thats sure to distract him for the rest of the day.
“You shouldn’t have time to worry about the color pink. Time is money, money is time, and if you have time to complain then your workload must not be large enough to satiate your.. innate genius.”
harvey pulls out his cellphone while talking, as if he couldn’t be bothered to give them the time of day — which he really can’t. he’s not really typing anything, but they’ll never know that.
“Don’t be sad she’s not as miserable as the rest of you. Get back to work.”
mumbles of “yes sir” can be heard throughout the office as they move to gather their things & get up, obeying the order given to them with only slight disdain.
“Thanks, Harvey.”
he reaches for the two-pack of oreos on your desk, grabbing one & handing it back to you.
“Nobody puts baby in the corner.”
this makes your brows furrow as you smile, & he bites into his cookie as you reach for yours. he quickly notices the look on your face.
“What?”
“Dirty dancing?”
he gives you a look of his own. “Sir?”
you smile as he walks away, getting back to work of his own. & you fail to notice the associates ears tuned into your small conversation as you bite into your cookie. hey, what’s the worst that could happen?
“Thanks, Baby.”
“Hey, Baby, could you-“
“Where’s Baby?”
“I need this for Baby.”
you stand corrected. jessica pearson herself joins in after a mere day. “Baby, I need you to reschedule that meeting with Mr. Sawyer. Give him my sincerest apologies- I gotta run.”
“Yes ma’am.”
she quickly gathers her things & leaves, in a rush to complete her full schedule. once she’s gone, you put your head in your hands, sighing. your official nickname is baby.
and you like it.
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passionmotionz · 10 months ago
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DELULU IS THE SOLULU-JACOB ELORDI
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jacobelordi “SALTBURN” In theaters now.
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number1jeonginstan · 9 months ago
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You said you wanted thoughts sooo here we go
okay so imagine, reader is dating seungmin and in bed theyre always talking about how they need someone else to fully fulfill their desires, to be utterly used. One day in the dorms seungmin and reader are going AT IT when they think no one is home but jeongin is in the next room. in their neediness they forgot to fully close the door and jeongin can hear everything and he can hear the way you beg seungmin for someone else and hes responding like
"Bet you wish little jeonginnie was here to help you dont ya? want his cock so bad but here you are cumming on mine"
and jeongin's brain just... stops
anyway yeah thats a thought that you can expand on if you like :)
also could I be moose anon? if you dont have one already
Omfg, I love this so much what the fuck... (And ofc 🫎, I love getting new anons <3)
Just imagine:
Jeongin came home from the gym, his body still a bit sweaty. He was about to walk into Seungmin's room, asking if he wanted anything to eat because he was about to order himself dinner, only to hear you moaning.
"Please Minnie, I need more, please" you whined as he was fucking you from behind. Your voice was slightly muffled since your face was pressed into the pillows at the head of the bed.
"Fucking slut" he groaned, his pace not faltering "You need another cock in you? One's not enough?" he screamed, slapping your ass.
"No, need more, please I need him" you whimpered.
Jeongin knew he should have walked away, he shouldn't be peeping from the crack in the door, but he couldn't help it. You looked so fucking good as drool was pressed against your face.
"Yeah, you need Jeongin to fuck you too? Is that why you always ask him for help to carry things? Want to see him toss you around next"
"Yes!" you moaned as Seungmin hit that deep spot inside of your cunt.
Jeongin said "fuck all" to every ounce of common sense in his body and barged into Seungmin's room, taking off his shirt before you or Minnie could register what was going on.
"I guess all your wishes are coming true" Seungmin whispered into your ear, causing you to look at him with a confused look splayed on your face, only to see Jeongin next to him, pulling down his shorts and boxers, his leaking cock hitting his stomach.
He was huge, a bit shorter than Min, but a hell of a lot thicker. Your eyes bulged out at the sight of it, causing him to chuckle.
"Thanks for stretching her out hyung, now let me show her what a real cock feels like." He groaned, slamming the entirety of his cock inside of you before you could even say anything.
"Look at her being a cock drunk whore" Seungmin tsks as Jeongin trusted harshly inside of you, his cock making you see stars.
"Fuck, she's so tight even though you just fucked her. This is such a good pussy, can't believe you were hiding it from me" Jeongin groaned, slapping his hips against your ass harder.
You couldn't even reply, too immersed in the feeling of Jeongin hitting all the spots inside of you that drove you wild.
"Too much" you whined as he brought his hand down to your clit.
"You are going to take it baby" Jeongin replied, not faltering his pace "My fucked out baby just said that Minnie's cock isn't enough and is now complaining that my big fat cock inside of you is too much. Guess you don't deserve to cum"
"No please, I'm so sorry Innie, feels so good, please let me cum" you whined, thrusting back into him to try and get any sort of friction.
"Ask your sir" he chuckled, grabbing your hair so your face was looking directly at Seungmin, your eyes meeting his.
"Please sir, may I cum, please need to cum" you whined, waiting for Seungmin's response.
What felt like an eternity was only a few seconds for Minnie to nod his head yes, allowing you to cum around Jeongin's cock.
"Fuck!" he groaned, feeling himself get closer.
Right before he could cum, he pulled his cock out of you, cumming all over your back, causing both you and Minnie to moan audibly.
"We should leave the door open more" Seungmin giggled, kissing your lips before Jeongin picked you up, taking you to your shared bathroom.
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poppy-metal · 5 months ago
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dbf pat beating the fuck out of your cheating asshole douchebag boyfriend. im talking so bad it's like that scene from jennifer's body where they say the guy jen killed looked like "lasagna with teeth"
my tip will get sticky stop.... protective older patrick..... nevermind the guy is pretty much in the same vein he used to be in college - he needs to be a heartless sack of shit to someone other girl. not you. putting a bag of iced peas on his knuckles for him later, patrick thought you'd be smiling ear to ear. these days - any proof that patrick cared about you, you took in stride. when he gave an inch - you took it as a mile, and all that.
but your bottom lip is jutted out and you look sad and you have tears teetering on your lashes like raindrops and he fucking hates it when you cry. "fuck that guy." because thats what you're upset about. "dont cry over him."
but you shake your head - dart your eyes up to his face and sniffle. you lift the frozen peas to look at the red, inflamed flesh of his knuckles. frown at it and press the pack back down. "you got hurt over me." you tell him. you wont look at him now, even though he ducks his head to try and catch your eyes. "m'always causing you trouble." you sound like you're about to cry over it.
and well. "sure fucking do." but he hooks the stool you're sitting on and jerks it closer to him when you blink and make to stand up. you fall back on your ass when you're brought in, letting out a squeak. this time when patrick hooks his chin down, you meet his gaze with yours. "but I'm an adult - "
"so am i -"
"- barely. dont interrupt me. I mean. im the responsible party here. i could make you fuck off. but I don't."
you look at his lips. wet and pink and you wonder what the scruff of his stubble would feel like against your jaw. so different from the baby soft chin of her ex she's used to. a mans mouth. a mans lips on hers. a mans tongue inside her mouth.
"but you dont." you echo, leaning closer to him. he smells so good. like something intensely.... male. sweat but good sweat. something minty. cologne? it made your mouth water. his hand in your lap with the frozen peas flexes as you draw nearer. "you should just give in -"
a hand comes up, his finger halting your mouth from getting closer. he keeps it there for a second, before his palm skates down your throat - and his hand wraps around your neck.
"you really want me to fuck you?" he says, almost to himself. he sounds like hes really just realizing that for the first time, even though you've made that obvious for awhile now. so you dont answer, you just look at him. like, duh, dude. he exhales. his thumb presses into a pulse point on your throat. "you'd let me do whatever the fuck i wanted to you."
thats not a question. you swallow. he feels the motion under his palm. feels the spit travel down your throat.
"it turned me on so much to see you beat my boyfriend up." you breathe, honest. "im still wet over it."
"hes not your boyfriend." his hand tightens momentarily around you. his eyes are hard on yours. he's serious about that. no fucking around. "you go back to him and I'll beat your ass instead of his next time for being fucking stupid."
your lashes flutter. you inhale. he probably knew what threatening you like that did to you. he probably knew your little cunt just flooded with slick at the tone of his voice - at the mere threat of his hands on your ass.
you lick your lips, "yes sir."
he breathes out a quiet, 'shit.' dropping his hand from your throat. he pulls his injured hand from your lap. it'd stopped hurting ages ago. it'd just felt nauseatingly good to be doted on. he was fucking sick.
you watched him as he stood up, ran a hand through his hair.
you asked, "when are you gonna give me what i want?"
and he looked at you. jaw working side to side. you sounded so goddamn sure of yourself. like it was only a matter of time. like it was inevitable that he'd fuck you.
he needed a fucking cigarette.
"go to bed, you fucking brat."
he brushed by you - because you'd managed to needle your way into spending the night at his again. he was already fishing a pack out of his pocket, tapping a cigarette free when you called out behind him, "you have a really great ass!"
he knew he did. he threw a glare at you over his shoulder, cigarette dangling between his lips. you giggled.
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imaginesig · 4 months ago
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"I think he knows... he's gorgeous"
Paul Aron x singer!Reader
SMAU
I had such a hard time hunting down f2 wags so only Estelle is mentioned despite me wanting others-- sorry! Also the timeline doesn't fit reality but I do what I want and I made up a new gp for my own personal gain
Inspired by: Eras Tour Stockholm Night 1 Mashup
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taylorswift it ws an honor to have you!! Can't wait to work with you in the future 🫶🫶🫶
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paularon_ you were incredible! now hurry up and get to Melbourne
yourusername otw 🏃‍♀️‍➡️
taylorswift thank you for letting me borrow her on off season!!
user2 my fav opener!!!
user5 lmao Paul's comment 💀
user6 they're literally my fab couple on the grid
user7 same!! I need more songs about him
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yourusername you did not need to expose me playing mermaids
paularon_ you looked to cute, what's a man supposed to do 🤷‍♂️
oscarpiastri enjoying Melbourne then??
paularon_ you know it
hitechgp our fav couple 😍😍
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user3 he's every girls dream man
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yourusername: 🏄‍♀️��
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paularon_ so nice to see you left me out of all the fun
olliebearman right
yourusername you guys had gp stuff
lettiemng plus being a surfing wag was way more entertaining and I got to work on my tan
lettiemng please teach me soon!!!
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paularon_: thats P1 in Melbourne!! My good luck charm is back baby🍀❤️
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yourusername THATS MY MAN
yourusername WHOOOP WHOOP
yourusername CELEBRATION TIME!!!!!!!
yourusername I LOVE YOU MY CHAMPIONSHIP LEADER
paularon_ I LOVE YOU TOO
user5 I love that they match each others energy
user1 Y/n is the gf we all need
hitechgp there's no way to beat Y/n, but congratulations anyway 👏
user2 yes sir 💪💪
user3 not him calling her his lucky charm 🥹
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Time Skip: a few races later, about midseason
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yourusername: I've spent these past few weeks traveling the world with the love of my life and the best group of friends I could've ever asked for!! I've enjoyed our endless lights of exploring, partying, and racing 🩵 To celebrate, my newest album, "Little Calm," will drop next Friday!!
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taylorswift so excited!!! I can't wait to hear the rest of what you cooked up, Enchanted is already so special 🫶
yourusername thank you for adding you special sparkle to the mix 🫶
danielseavey best writing season ever, thank you for reaching out
yourusername ofc!! It was magical to see how closely our experiences were and how they shaped into such a beautiful song
paularon_ so so proud!! I can't wait to hear it ❤️
yourusername I love you much ❤️ but you've def heard all of these to some degree
paularon_ but I can't wait to hear them all put together
lettiemng ugh the perfect soundtrack for our epic summer ☀️
lettiemng I say we have a windows down in the car listening session
yourusername yesssssss
user1 oh please have songs about Paul!!
user2 right I've listen to Gorgeous so much we NEED more
user3 and they weren't even together when she wrote it, imagine the stuff now!!!
user4 AHHHHH TAYLOR COLLAB
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paularon_: wonderful album, kullakallis 🩵
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dinobenganovic wonderful album, me and my gf love it!!
user1 Im not crying you are
user2 who's cutting onions in here 🥹
user3 "we can follow the sparks, ill drive"
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yourusername: "Little Calm" out now!!
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user1 omg I NEED surfer Paul content
user2 this IS the summer of Y/n with this drop
paularon_ so so so amazed by you
yourusername so so so amazed by YOU
danielseavey on repeat 🔁
taylorswift adding to the pre-eras playlist now!!!
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paularon_: "Feels like I'm falling and I / I'm lost in your eyes / You make me crazier"
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lettiemng I just looked at my boyfriend and signed
olliebearman HEY
yourusername LMAO ESTELLE
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paularon_ ❤️❤️
user1 God its me again
user2 yes marriage is scary, what if he doesn't treat me like Paul does Y/n
user3 live laugh love PaulY/n
user4 the paddock pic 😭 she's so us
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yourusername: I'm going on tour!!! Dates/tickets on my website 🩵🩵
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user1 not the tour dates lining up so she can be at Paul's races
user2 we praise him for being the ultimate boyfriend, but Y/n is the ultimate girlfriend
lettiemng do I like that you'll be away from me, no, am I still so so happy, yes
yourusername 💋💋
paularon_ so proud!! You're gonna kill it
yourusername with your support?? Yes I am!!
taylorswift brb grabbing tickets now
user3 just got my tickets!!!
user4 im so excited
user5 wdym Y/n's going on her own tour?? Didn't she just drop her first album?? She's not popular enough for her own?? She's still out little secret??
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paularon_ so blessed to win at my home race!! Thank you to my family for supporting me
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yourusername so so proud baby!!
paularon_ ❤️❤️
user1 this was enough to make me cry
user2 more points closer to the championship
user3 I love this!!!
user4 first I get to watch Paul win and tomorrow I get to see Y/n perform
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user1 estonia won best show
user2 right im so jelous
user3 a Paul win and a love mashup?? I can't take it
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yourusername: Estonia you've been my favorite show, but im a bit bias ;)
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paularon_: "Home was a place, now home is a person and you're looking at rings 'cause you swear that you're certain"
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aronralf I've waited too long for this, congrats!!
lettiemng ahhhh im crying!!!
olliebearman congrats!
dinobeganovic so happy man!!
lukebrownracing party time!!
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Songs mentioned:
I Think He Knows by Taylor Swift
San Franciso by 5 Seconds of Summer
Fearless by Taylor Swift
You, Me, and the Beat from Liv and Maddie
Crazier from Hannah Montana
You're On Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift
The Older You Get by Daniel Seavey
Enchanted by Taylor Swift
Live While We're Young by One Direction
Vienna by Billy Joel
Gorgeous by Taylor Swift
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gamblersdoll · 5 months ago
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cw: 18+, dom tengen snippet. (i just got off work and we lighting up.)
“please, ‘gen, go slower!” your cries are only music to your ears, eyes rolling to the back of your skull and his hand pressing on the lower of your stomach.
“but dont you like it when im this hard on you? poor baby girl.” he coos, kissing your shoulder and licking at his previous bites. “and isnt this what you, yourself wanted?”
you couldnt even respond, being too fucked out and in bliss to even care about what the big man said. and you certainly were getting close, ecstasy kissing at your clit and skin.
he ‘tsks,’ slamming himself into you harder and stopping. “answer when i talk to you.”
you yelp, wiggling and trying to move. “yes sir! im sorry!”
“thats my girl, oh, so proud of you.”
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mschimdt · 1 year ago
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switch!mike schmidt x switch!fem!reader
warnings: mike is a sub first half then he had enough and dominates you, nsfw, p in v, sub mike, male recieving, choking, dirty talk, strong language, edging breeding kink, filthy mike, dom mike for most of the story
english isnt my first language so im sorry if there are any spelling mistakes n that typa shit
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mike was a very attractive guy you met at your job at freddy fazzbears, he seemed like a respectful guy, which he is. but after working a few months at the pizzarea with him you started dating, after a few months of that too, he showed his true bratty side which gets on your nerves sometimes, hes made you to tie him up to your bed and edge him for hours a few times
right nows one of those times, he was being bratty as fuck all day, and you had enough so you had to do something about it.
hes tied up to your bed with both arms, fully naked while u teased him, holding his throbbing hard dick and sliding it across your folds every few minutes, licking his dick, moaning into his ears, kissing his neck
"hgggg..- p-please! please! just let m-me come!" he said, whimpering and moaning from the sensitivity of his dick due to him being hard for a bit over an hour while you teased him
"ill let you come when i want little bitch" you slapped him across the face leaving a red mark, he was okay with this, you both had a safewors and you talked about it before, he told u he actually found it quite attractive you noticed him whining and tryint to lift his hips up in attempt to hump the air, which you gracefully pushed back down onto the bed.
what you didnt notice though, was him untying the roped youve tied him with, too distracted with sliding his dick across your folds while teasing him
you leaned down to kiss him, thats when you felt arms grab you by the waist and flip you over, he was ontop now
"w-what.?" you said, how hadnt you noticed him untying himself
"youre gonna give me what i want now. and ill keep doing it, till you remember nothing but my name, understood?" he said glaring at you with lustful eyes
"not understood" you said with a smirk wide across your face, trying to get youre dominance over him to return, but it didnt
instead he flipped you over ass up, pulled you by your hair too look at yourself in the mirror facing your bed "look whos being a brat now huh?" he said panting, holding you up by your hair with one hand, the other reaching to choke you "understood?" he repeated, loosening the grip on your throat to hear you speak "y-yes" you said, "yes, what?" he stared at you through the mirror, a grin on his face, "y-yes sir"
"good girl." he said, lowering your face back onto the bed by your hair ass still up, he started pushing his cock into you unpatiently
he bottomed out, his cock fitting perfectly into your tight cunt you let our whimpers while he thursted in an out of you, not sparing you, he just went for it
he noticed your breathing pattern change, breaths speeding up, and your tight walls squeezing him
"awh baby youre gonna come?" he asked pulling you up by your hair again to amke you look atyourself in the mirror to see the mess hes created "y-yea" you replied, he smacked you bad onto the bed
"well thats too bad, shouldve thought about your actions before" just as you were about to reach your orgasm, you felt his cock leave your cunt, empty and swollen "mike! mike! p-please!" you begged, you looked in the mirror and saw him stroking his dick right above you letting out soft moans, before he released ropes of warm cum across your back
then he grabbed you by your hair again, more gently this time and picked up his cum on his fingers, before smearing at across your lips and cheek
"you want this inside you?" he said, refering to the cum he had just smeared across your face
"mh-mmm" you replied "words baby"
"yes please.."
"then beg for it" he said
"pl-ease mike please i want you to c-cum inside me!! please mike, mike-" by this point, tears were streaming across your face, desperate for any kind of stimulation
"please what?"
"plea-se s-sir" you said, inbetween your sobs
he pushed himself inside you again, immediatley thursting in and out giving you no time to adjust, you were a whimpering-moaning mess hair tangeled from all the pulling, dried tears across your face
you felt your orgasm near you, mike was still fucking you from behind with no mercy, your orgasm was so close, you couldnt hold it in
"mik- sir can i-i p-please 'cu-cum?!" "please (sob) sir!!"
"mhm" he hummed against your neck, watching your face in the mirror
you came on his dick, just a few seconds later, he followed, releasing his load into you
you collapsed onto the bed. too tired to hokd yourself up
then you felt mike kissing up and down your back whisperinf things like: "you did so well baby" and "i love you so much you know that?"
after you both cooled down, mike pulled out his softening cock, closing your legs right after to prevent his cum from leaving your cunt
he was still kissing you and praising you
"u want me to run you a bath" he said
"mhmm" you said to tired to open your eyes
"sure thing" he got up and put some clothes on before he ran you a bath
he held you up and took you to the bathroom where he washed you up and took care of you
after that you were both in bed, holdinf eachother closely, mike pecked your lips, followed with a "goodnight baby" and he turned the little lamp lighting the room up off.
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this is hella rushed, not proof read, just wanged to write something
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