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Superboy Prime punched through the multiverse. This, of course, defeated the enemy he was fighting that was trying to destroy the world, but multidimensional punches dont just affect the mortal plane.
The ghost zone, the infinite realms, felt the punch like a nuclear blast. Haunts destroyed, ghosts displaced through time and space. It was chaos.
Whats worse? Danny's friend is missing.
Danny had met Robin in the GZ during one of his adventures, the two dead teen vigilantes took to each other like ducks to water. Danny helped Robin learn about being a ghost and Robin taught Danny life skills such as: throwing a punch, lockpicking, and how not to fall for obvious traps that villians set up.
Even Sam and Tucker had met Robin, although since Robin was such a new ghost he wasnt strong enough to leave the zone for long. Young ghosts (halfas aside) needed to spend the first decade or two in the zone before they were stable enough to go back to the mortal side. Danny had offered to fly to gotham with a message for batman, but robin had declined.
Batman and he had had a fight before he died, the guy probably didnt want to see or hear about the robin that failed after all.
Robin had forbidden Danny and the others from looking into Gotham.
Danny would not be in Gotham if his friend hadn't disappeared after the sonic attack that had rocked the ghost zone. He had no idea who Robin had been under the mask. Even in death, his friend had not shared his secret identity. But Danny needed to find his friend before he destabilized into ectoplasmic goop.
So now Danny has to find Batman, convince the guy that ghosts are real and that his adopted son Robin is a ghost. He manages to find the bat signal on top of the GCPD and hails the hero.
Who has a new robin with him.
It hadnt even been a year!!! Batman had replaced his friend with a younger model, this one was wearing pants instead of shorts!! What the hell!!!
Danny is so offended that if he didn't need Batman's help to save Robin, he would so punch the guy in the face. Multiple times.
Danny explains the problem to Batman and FAKE Robin all while keeping his cool.
"His ghost probably ended up near his grave. Just get me to the cemetery, if he's there, i can find him and save him before he fades forever."
Batman agrees.
Internally, Bruce is bluescreening. His mind is just thinking: Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason! Over and over again. He needed to get to his son. Right now.
Tim wasn't expecting his first mission as Robin to go like this, he had just finished his training, but nothing he had trained for prepared him for a ghost that told him that he met Jason while fighting a magic ghost dragon.
When all three get to the cemetary, they find Jason Todd's grave empty. A hole in the grass, just wide enough for a person to crawl through. The casket has a hole punched through it. Parts of the suit Jason was buried in were torn off and caught on splinters of the wood.
"I am gonna be honest. I did not know zombies were a thing." said the ghost.
With that, all hell breaks loose in Gotham.
#jason todd#jason is in his amnesia arc right now. wandering gotham alone and in a torn up suit#a lonely drama king#danny is half convinced his friend is another halfa which would be awesome!!#the other half of him is worried he is gonna have to fight zombie!robin#batman does not have the emotional bandwidth to deal with this#internally he is screaming while on the outside he is just glaring at the world#tim drake is just happy to be here#he sends a message to Nightwing#nightwing immediately yeets himself from bludhaven to find his little wing. he doesnt care if Jason is a zombie now#if jason needs to eat brains to survive nightwing will find a way to harvest them ethically#dpxdc#dp crossover#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover
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I’m not sure how I got here but I’ve been thinking about the intimacy and devotion of washing another’s hair, the hair of someone you care for (how unconditional a gesture it is) and I then thought of Merlin doing it for Arthur.
It’s not in the job description (a lot of what Merlin does for Arthur is not in the job description) and it’s unlikely something that started his first day as Arthur’s servant. Nor the second or the 20th or by the 6th month. Arthur may be a prince, a prattish one at that, but when it comes to his baths he only expects of Merlin what he expects of any manservant - call for the tub, draw the water, lay out a towel, place fresh clothes close by and so on. But, naturally, he’s also a prince that commands the knights and with training comes injuries. Perhaps an arm was dislocated and he’s on strict orders from Gaius not to utilise it, and definitely not to reach above his head. Later that same day Arthur sits in the bath and realises too late he can’t tend to his own hair. But he doesn’t call Merlin over from where he’s making the bed. He tries to do it himself. He’s still got one working arm, after all.
Arthur only knows how to command things be done. He doesn’t know how to ask for things. He doesn’t yet know that asking isn’t weakness.
But he can’t hide his struggling from Merlin, who’s more mother hen than manservant.
“Here, let me,” he says, suddenly behind Arthur, “before you lose all the bathwater and your arm, both.”
“I don’t need your help, Merlin.”
“Of course not, sire. Now, pass me the hair oil.”
“Excuse me, who is it that gives the orders here?”
“You, sire. The hair oil.”
“…”
“Thank you. Right, hold still. I said hold still—“
After, Arthur will wonder why he ever thought Merlin would be anything but gentle. After, Arthur will wonder when his eyes closed and why they feel a little wet, especially as Merlin took great care to catch anything before it fell in Arthur’s face.
Over time, a stool begins to sit beside the bath, whenever it’s drawn. Over time, Arthur will notice Merlin’s fingers never grow any less gentle (even when he knows his manservant is angry with him). Over time, Arthur will want to ask why Merlin added washing his hair to his list of jobs indefinitely, long after his arm healed, but is afraid he’ll only prompt Merlin to stop because it’s not a job at all. Over time, Arthur will wonder what oils Merlin uses on his own hair, if he has access to hair oil at all, and how his cropped hair might feel to touch.
#is this a ficlet#idk how I got here#or where this came from#listen the devotion of washing hair got to me alright#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin x arthur#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#Merthur fic#ficlet#fanfic#merlin ficlet#merthur headcanon#ren writes#IDK WHAT THIS IS JUST TAKE IT (yeets this at the Merthur fandom and skedaddles)
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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House painting 🖌️✨ [Shop]
#My art#Traditional art#Watercolor#Watercolors#Why is this painting so extra fucking grainy? Because I don't trust Tumblr/M//i//d//jou///rn//ey#Sure the fuckers are SUPPOSED to honor your request to not be included in training data but I don't fucking trust that shit#And sure the natural paper texture probably could've been enough but. Fuck it.#(I'm sure the texture is doing fuck all to actually help but I'm angy so let me pretend I'm poisoning their data)#Anyway here's another dingy painting from last fall that I forgot to post until now. Because it's mediocre. Yeet
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LISTEN I hope telemachus tries to lean on Athena every single time she shows up. It NEVER works. but he still tries. Because he loves her.
#Epic the musical#Wisdom saga#Slight spoiler for wisdom saga#MY FAVORITE MOMENT WHEN TELEMCHAUS TRIES TO LEAN ON ATHENA AND THEN FLOPS THREW HER#I LOVE IT SO MUCH#He does it every single time#Headcanon that he does this with penelope all the time#And then (ironically more) cationously with odysseus later#This is just how telemachus shows affection so of course he does it to athena#Odysseus:...child you know she's not really here right? You've gotten concussions from doing that quit it#Telemchaus: but 🥺🥺 what if I stop an Athena thinks I don't love her anymore 🥺🥺😭#Odysseus: visibly having a flash back to how Athena treated him at 20 (bodily yeeting him Into the palace wall for funsies#To teach him about sneak attacks). Kid I promise she does not care#Athena: trying to stroking telemachus's hair muttering to herself gently gently were going to be so gentle this time. Just like we practice#Athena: It's okay telemachus we just have to teach you how to fall properly so you don't get hurt I love your leans#Odysseus: losing his goddamn mind he's NOT jealous of his son he's NOT were was this when Athena was training him as a child???
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i just love how my brain came up with implication of why Salieri’s minions started to receive enough mana to manifest constantly and have more human like appearance
‘… Count, don’t you think that Salieri’s minions also kinda resemble you—‘
‘How about we do not talk about it, master‘
#fate grand order#fgo#I just love how this mystery started and evolved into a comedic mess#salieri be having no idea why that’s happening#dantes having all the idea based on the fact that minions do resemble him a little in looks and behavior as well#guda has suspicions and is having too much fun from this#dantes supplying salieri with mana and here’s the result#‘now go and take responsibility’ says guda who’s having to much fun to dantes who’s having a crisis#rest of chaldea seeing them trying to collect chaotic gremlins in one place and going like#wait a fucking minute why they look like a family#side note dantes is definitely the one to take children out on a beach to see them freak out seeing sea for first time#he’s also the one to proceed to pick them all up and yeet them into said sea while laughing maniacally
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Also do we have a new headmate-
#Won't be surprised but... brain could you at least yeet one of the older ones#Like. Can Edda/ Starfall/ Summum come here to prevent Aven from going into the spirals-#OCTAfan says stuff#Ask to tag
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Heaven is not fit to house a love
Like you and I
#borderlands#handsome jack#rhys strongfork#rhack#rhys the company man#vamp au#my art#here’s another piece i’ll probs not fully render orz#why is coloring so difficult ;-;#its been sitting in my wips for a bit and idk where to even start bc i get v overwhelmed v quickly#just looking at it#lots of self-imposed pressure to fully render stuff#when i can also#just not#better to just yeet it into the void lol#thinkin i might take a break from this au too and focus on somethin else#for a bit
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Of course I’m an afterthought.
Thanks to my friends for making plans without me and then being like “you’re invited as well!!!!!!”
Haha. Thank you. Glad to know I’m that important to you.
Gonna kms
#sorry for ranting#but#I am pissed#like just why#I hate feeling like this#feeling excluded is the worst#but hey it’s okay#I didn’t think I deserved anything more or better in this life anyway!#so that’s cool#I love my friends#not#i wanna die#lol#i hate it here#I’m just gonna yeet myself and stop existing#just remove me from the damn chat#this is so annoying#i am so annoyed#personal#liesmultixxx talks 🩵#vent#rant#bpd
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sincerity is perhaps the most important thing in the world
#penni yeets her thoughts into the void#in so many different ways#a faculty member went with me today to an appt and his lockscreen is a picture of his wife (who I know and love) and he told me about their#wedding and how they met and his sincerity and kindness to me made a scary situation a thousand times better#and sincerity is so dear to me in friendships too. I miss sarcasm I think and playful rudeness rubs me the wrong way. sincerity is the way#to my heart#want to be friends with me? tell me about the thing you love. boom. friendship achieved. now sit here and listen to this story from dnd#just. idk. had the chance to muse lately#also! brief and vague medical update! still not healthy entirely but I have a diagnosis and medicine! I win!!!!!
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Breaking news: Non-local Man Sighted Rendered in Ballpoint
First page doodles:
The warmest hat anyone will ever have
The Warmest Hat off-duty
Angle practice
The Warmest Hat, now evolved!
The Warmest Hat's final form, Emotional Support Fire Weasel (also, sleeves)
Second page doodles (for the cryptid-flavored variant):
The he, overview
The he, but with perspective
Action shot practice
Eye detail
Rear view
Thumbnail for something showing the sheer scraggliness of this man (and that I'd like to draw more seriously someday)
Perspective but pen so non-erasable so it looks incredibly janky please don't look at it please just don't aaaaaaa
#wtst#cryptid-flavored variant#submas#subway boss emmet#eggin creatin'#quilava#cyndaquil#hisuian typhlosion#behold the pen-rendered skrungkle and his creechur#behold and tremble#the creechur bites#as a reminder uhhhhhhhh#cryptid-flavored au is the one where emmet gets yeeted from jubilife basically immediately and just becomes slightly feral#I made like one post for it and no art until now so. yeah#it's here now
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Wait, oh my gods, Serena fought the Netherese? The ones based out of Thultanthar? The SHARRAN ones? Holy shit holy shit holy shit. That makes everything about their relationship hit so differently holy fuck.
Omgggg THANK YOU, someone to ask!! I did SO much reading through various sources to try to get this right (hopefully I didn’t butcher it)
But YES she fought both Netherese and Sembian forces and was present for the siege of Suzail! If I read correctly about Thultanthar and their return, and got the timeline right, then yes!!!
Imagine the trauma Serena might have in relation to not only Netheril and Sembia but Sharrans in general?
But also- Wouldn’t it be so SPICY? Cormyrean knight and Sharran-slayer falling head over heels for the worst Sharran ever™️???
#so am I on the right track here?? 🫣#it’s hard to get all the lore!!! I hope I don’t sound stupid af 😂#then I found out Elminster yeeted them from the sky so 👀#anyway wow you guys are sharp#oc: serena tavyndír#ask#katyusha454#Tavyndír family history
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PASSENGER PRINCESS????? YOUNGER BROTHER ENERGY????? FFS DAN AND PHIL GET OFF PHANNIE TWITTER STOP BEING CHRONICALLY ONLINE GO TOUCH GRASS THIS IS RIDICULOUS
#i have to believe it’s from phannie twitter#bc they aren’t allowed to come on here i decreed it 😓🤬🙈#but also every time i see yall posting about them having younger sibling older sibling energy i want to k*ll you just a little bit#i don’t care if it’s true it’s weird#and now look what you’ve done#are you happy#we are living in a hell of our own creation#dnp#phan#dan and phil#d&p#danandphilgames#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp
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Ilosaarirock 2023, Paidaton Riehuja
#käärijä#kaarija#jere pöyhönen#my stuff#somebody already uploaded this one here from my twitter but it's my video damnit i will yeet it here too
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Okay I legitimately need to break from watching OP for a bit because A. I’ve been binging nonstop and I need to actually like. Be a human person and do something else other than sitting and watching TV for 6 hours straight And B. I’m at Sabaody now and I’m fucking SCARED man. Things are so fun and lighthearted rn and I know it’s all going to shit soon and my heart isn’t READY for that yet,,
#It’s all going down I’m at the final stretch before the timeskip#Oh lord in heaven!! We’re in some deep trouble now!!!#Crying bc this mini arc has been so funny and lighthearted and I KNOW it won’t last much longer#Kuma’s gonna yeet these kids and leave Luffy ALL by himselfy. Do NOT like that#Shima speaks#I need to do art actually. I need to draw like really bad. Please#I gotta emotionally prep myself before diving back in bc I know everything from here til the timeskip is going to WRECK me <333333#Oda IS coming straight for my heart. He IS going to snipe me through my living room window. And I will bleed out on the floor and cry#HOOOOGH. HGH. Help :))))
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minifig accurate red son because well. uh. bursts into tears
#I put the chain and the ring on the same side to show them both!!#and I made the suspenders the colour they are in the show to distinguish them better from the. whatever gay thing he's wearing#jacket???? cape????????#sucks in air through my teeth and grimaces#yeah ok uh. the autism#blows up#red son#red son lmk#red son fanart#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#hong xiaozi lmk#HIS MINIFIGURE HAS RED EYELINER???????!?!?!?!??!??!!!!! AND A FUCKING BELT CHAIN????????????#NEVER FORGET WHAT WE WERE ROBBED OF IN THE SHOW#she's being yeeted through the air here btw#because isn't that happening to them like 90% of the time in the show
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