#YAY! but also H E L P

[blustainedfingertips]

WE’VE MADE IT TO PARIS IN HEARTSTOPPER 😁☺️🥳🤩🎉🎊🏳️‍🌈✨✨✨

but also

we’ve made it to paris in heartstopper 😬😥😰😭😢🥲

[deus-ex-mona]

it sure has been quite a week

[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

NSFT Alphabet: Antonio Paganini

@turbulentscrawl screaming wonderwall with me

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Antonio massages the sorest parts of your body (wrists, arms, hips, legs), and would draw a bath for you both to enjoy (def the type to enjoy stay intimately close). If the devil was in charge though, you need to supply the emotional aftercare, yes you may have granted permission but it is taxing on Antonio. Would def cuddle after sex and likes the weight of you on top of him, again likes skin-on-skin contact. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His face especially his nose, has a beautiful profile and he knows it. Hands but like Frederick is a man of his time and would like your feet too. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Realistic he has none, his body is technically undead`` So yay no cleanup (sorry ppl who like creampies) but unrealistically I wish he had glowly cum hbfvhbbvbv (devil skin and crescent knight)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He is an older man and like Luchino and Alva he pretty open with what he likes (he is this way with your wants too be open about it)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

No virgin, there is no way this man didn’t get laid (ps though most of them was when he was drunk)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes to be ridden 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Can match your energy with this so if you start giggling he will too (esp for those who are ticklish this is great!)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Ngl prob a brush down there and you know it prob soft and you just touching it cuz wow it soft wtf 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Again bounces from your energy 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Stress masturbate probably or the devil does it (sir go get your own body!)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Foot fetish, bondage with his hair, spit in his mouth or he spit in your mouth, you pulling his hair

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Okay so if you are in-game with him, he might get frisky but not always but happens, has fucked in the music room (fuck off Frederick!), his or your bedroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Flirting can get him good, but so can deep conversations the type where you are genuinely trying to get to know him. There is something very intimate about that for a man whose whole life revolved around his talents and people being fake about their intentions with him. The deep connection gets him going and when you are expressing romantic intentions after awhile that gets him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Will say devil but he does not have a choice in that manner, it will come out and he hates it. It is complex and he fears one day hurting you-- The devil hurting you but again there is not much of a choice in this.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This man, this man’s fucking nose, bye working legs.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depending on the mood he can be fast and rough or slow and sensual or between that or a damn tease; maestro just built like that

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Depends on the situation but not one for quickies (the devil is though)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Because of the Devil’s involvement, you need to expect risks. Whatever Antiono has, he expected to know he will be forced to share. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can go as long as you need him to go

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Use them on him, no really use them on him. I think it important to show him he can be safe and in control while being the one submissive. Show him is safe while using these and constantly be with him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You both need to be unfair but not too much there needs to be an endgame

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Antiono can be vocal, and you might even try to be quiet just so you can enjoy how pretty his voice is

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Looks at that Devil that trying to get in your pants….

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

IT GOOD OKAY (it got bigger)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Antiono has the average sex drive but then you got the hellion that is always ready to go so…

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn’t actually need to sleep but he does relax with you enjoying the peace

[hall0ween-twn]

LITTLE MISS STRANGE corey's nsfw alphabet

a/n: yay! first official post for the LMS au after like 1000 years. thanks clemkruckinnie for helping me with some of the letters bc i was genuinely stuck on some of them. my inbox is open :DD

minors and cishet men, do not interact.

A 💿 AFTERCARE (what they’re like after sex)

he’s always praising you and making sure you were hydrated and cleaned up! maybe even a snack before the both of you are out cold, cuddled up against another. 

B 💿 BODY PART (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

corey loves everything about your body, he simply doesn’t have a favorite. if he had to say what was his favorite body part on him, he might say his hands. he loves how big they look against your body.

C 💿 CUM (anything to do with cum, basically)

the first time you squirted all over him, he was over the moon. he loves to be drenched in you. he prefers to cum in you, vaginally, anally or in your mouth. 

D 💿 DIRTY SECRET (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he loves it when he knows steve can hear or barely see the two of you. it’s a sign of domination and possession over you. 

E 💿 EXPERIENCE (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

because of joan, corey was a virgin before he met you. never kissed anyone before you either. thankfully, you and eddie were there to help teach him how to pleasure you! he’s a quick learner. 

F 💿 FAVORITE POSITION(S) (this goes without saying)

missionary. cowgirl. amazon. he just wants to see your face, to be honest. the only way he’ll do doggy is if there’s a mirror. 

G 💿 GOOFY (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

more serious at first, he’s super insecure with himself and will feel bad if he gets laughed at. the more comfortable he gets, he gets a little goofy but he’s still insecure. 

H 💿 HAIR (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

so nice and hairy! you love how hairy he is. being able to nuzzle your face into his chest hair or pubes and just breathing him in, his scent brings you comfort. 

I 💿 INTIMACY (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

so fucking intimate. he likes to make love!!! hand holding, soft kisses, the ‘i love you’s, the whole nine yards! he just loves you so much. 

J 💿 JACKING OFF (masturbation headcanon)

poor baby, couldn’t hardly do anything in the privacy of his own room without joan interfering. he’s lucky if he can get off in the shower or when she’s gone for the day, which is super rare.

K 💿 KINK (one or more of their kinks)

BREEDING. praise. overstimulation. slight voyeurism and exhibitionism. size kink. tattoos. body piercings. 

L 💿 LOCATION (favorite places to do the do)

your place. he wouldn’t be able to take you anywhere near his house. if it’s in public, it’s somewhere only where you and him can get to it. 

M 💿 MOTIVATION (what turns them on, gets them going)

you’re his motivation. everything about you turns him on. 

N 💿 NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

degradation and impact play. corey doesn’t want to hurt you, like ever (poor thing couldn’t hurt a fly). plus, he already feels like he hurts you because of how heavy his thrusts can be. 

O 💿 ORAL (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes getting a blow job but he rather get you off. it’s your pleasure over his.

P 💿 PACE (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow and sensual. he’s a sensitive boy, and with the way you tighten up around him, he needs a moment to recollect himself before he cums before you do. 

Q 💿 QUICKIE (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

corey has a high libido so quickies happen, especially during lunch break at work when he knows there’s a high chance steve might be listening. 

R 💿 RISK (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’s not super into experimenting but if there was something he saw from eddie’s porno stash and thought was interesting, he’d talk to you about it.

S 💿 STAMINA (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

depends, corey’s a switch. if he’s domming, two or three but three is pushing it. if he’s subbing, one. he’s super sensitive when he’s subbing. 

T 💿 TOYS (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t own any toys but he uses your toys on you if he’s in a teasing mood. he likes them on him too!

U 💿 UNFAIR (how much they like to tease)

he loves to tease you in public! you’re just so cute when you’re flustered and can’t do anything about it. and after all that teasing, you’re so wet that he’s able to slip in in one thrust. 

V 💿 VOLUME (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he’s so loud. whimpers, moans, groans, whines, gasps - you name it, corey does it. eddie’s heard him from across the street a few times. 

W 💿 WILD CARD (a random headcanon for the character)

the both of you didn’t bother to check if the mens bathroom was clear, corey was going to bust if he didn’t have you now. it was a warm day out and you pulled out some of your summer clothes, a vast contrast to your usual long shirts and skirts. it was just a simple shirt with a shorter skirt but it had corey reeling. steve happened to be in one of the stalls, peeking through the slit of the stall, watching the way you took corey’s size. he wished it was him that was the one fucking your brains out and corey knew, he spotted those bright blue adidas in the mirror. “tell me baby, who do you belong to?” corey grunted, feeling the way you clenched around him. neither of you were going to last much longer. “you, corey! i’m all yours!” steve really couldn’t help himself, pumping his cock in his hands while trying to stay as quiet as he could, but it was no use. corey could hear him, the little moans and whimpers he made. “i’m sorry baby, i didn’t hear you. what did you say?” “i belong to you corey! this pussy belongs to you!” that did steve in, his cum spurting all over the bathroom stall. before you knew it, you were squirting on the bathroom floor, your eyes rolling back as corey’s hips stuttered, cumming into your tight pussy. “fuck baby, we gotta hurry and clean up.”   

X 💿 X-RAY (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

corey’s a little bulky, he inherited that from his dad. he’s got a little tummy from the chocolate milk he drinks. his cock is a little above average, he's definitely packing something. he's a little bigger than steve but not by much. i said before that corey's cock is like that copypasta and i still stand by that.

Y 💿 YEARNING (how high is their sex drive?)

very high! he’s got pent up sexual energy so he needs to let it out. 

Z 💿 ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

again, depends on if he’s domming or subbing. he wants to sleep after you if he’s been domming, just to make sure you’re okay. sometimes, he can’t help but pass out as his head hits your pillow.

[ayuna-petals]

MISS.MARY

Sorry if this is bad, this is my very first story so i will try my best to make it as good as possible.OC'S BEING USED:

Priya: 12 y/o,she/her, Short wavy black hair, pale skin, yellow/ golden eyes. Blue shirt with devil print, black and white striped shirt underneath, blue skirt, black and white socks, black shoes.boney skinny.

Abby: 12 y/o, she/her, Long straight blond hair, light brown skin, blue eyes. Pink crop top short sweater , blue ripped jeens, green frog hair clips, yellow & blue mismatch socks, purple shoes.chubby.

Kevyn: 11 y/o, he/him, Undercut straight short black & dark brown hair, tanish paleish skin, dark brown eyes. A little oversized black hoodie with red at the ends, black jeans, black short socks, black shoes.a little bit chubby.

Irene: 13 y/o, they/them, Short length straightish & wavyish flffy at the ends boyish haircut red hair, white & pinkish skin, black eyes (or just really dark brown eyes). Blue sweater, black jeans, black short socks that show their ankles, black shoes.skinny

(Y/N): 11 y/o, y/p, y/h/c & h/l, y/s/c, y/e/c. Your choice. B/t.

Miss.Mary: 43 y/o, she/her, medium wavy brown hair, pale & kinda wrinkly skin (but not to much) dark green eyes. Black dress with a gray flower pattern on it, black heels.skinny.

Axel: 12 y/o, he/him, straight white hair, very very pale, blue eyes. Dark blue shirt, dark blue shorts, black shoes, has bandages all for him. Boney skinny.

⚠️WARNINGS⚠️: Gore, violence, short story, (Y/N)!

Summary: you and your friends are playing uno but decide that you guys are now bored of it an ask your friends mom to go and play outside then while playing tag one of your friends go a bit to far away from you guys then you guys hear a shriek from in the distance and then you and your other friends decide to go and check it out then see you guyss friend on the ground/floor amd then see miss.merry lying on the floor dead with a strange boy with white hair looming over her.

Abby sighed while saying "uno", "Guys im bored, staying inside feels like being in a prison, can we like go outside or something?" Abby said in a whiney voice, "Sure ill ask my mom if we can go outside today." Kevyn said in a bored tone and walked over to the kitchen were his mom was. Kevyn's mom was in the kitchen cooking us hamburgers for lunch, Kevyn tapped his momther on her arm, "Hey mom can me and my friends go outside today?", Mrs.Garcia looked over at her son and smiled. "Ofcourse Kevyn just go in the backyard, it has more space back threre, and also stay close to the house, it can be dangerous if you go to close to the woods.", "Ok mom, i promise ill stay close to the house." Kevyn said while smiling back at his mother, his mother leaned down and gave Kevyn a kiss to his forehead, "Now go on sweetheart go and play with your friends, have fun!", Kevyn nodded his head and walked back over to the living room, to tell his friends the good news. "Hey guys! My mom said that we can go outside but just to not go to far away from the house." "YAY!" we all said in unison, and then ran outside to go and play.

You guys decided to play tag over hide n seek and duck duck goose. "Tag! Your it!" Said Irene they tagged Priya, Priya you were to the left of Priya, and the closest so Priya ran at you and tagged you, "Tag! Your it now (Y/N)!" She laughed. Kevyn was right beside you so you quickly tagged him and then ran away, "Tag! Your it!" And as Kevyn was aboug to tag abby, Miss.Mary, Kevyn's neighbor walked out of her back door, "Hey Kids!", Miss.Mary said "Hi Miss.Mary!" You all said in unsion.

Its been about 30 minutes of you guys playing tag outside, when your friend Irene ran a bit to far away from the house, and a bit to close to the woods. Irene was very fast and tall and so none of you guys could keep up with her long legs. You guys were far behind from Irene, but you guys could still see and kinda hear her, once you guys made it to her you all froze. Lying there on the ground was Miss.Mary's bloody corpse. You guyz started to cry. While crying you looked up and you saw a strange looking boy with white hair an DC blue eyes he was Miss.Mary's grandson Axel, and he was holding something....A KNIFE, HE WAS HOLDING A BLOODY KNIFE! "GUYS LOOK!" you said an sc everyones heads shot up and then suddenly Kevyn yelled "RUN!" and then all of you sprinted away running twards Kevyn's house.

Once you guys made it to his house Kevyn ran up to his mother and started to say "MOM MOM PLEASE YOU HAVE YO COME SEE THIS. MISS.MARY'S DEAD!" Kevyn's mother didn't believe jim since they lived in a nice neighborhood and pretty much everything and everyone was harmless so she said that she'd go and check it out herself.

Once you guys made it to were you guys had found the Miss.Mary's body. But once you guys looked. There was nothing there...no sign of Miss.Mary..and no sign of Axel....

"See son i told you that there would be nothing there! Now come on guys lets go on inside food is ready." "BUT MOM YOU HAVE GOT TO BELIEVE ME, WE SAY HER BODY RIGHT THERE!!!" "ENOUGH LITTLE MAN WE LIVE IN A HARMLESS NEIGHBORHOOD AND ONCE WE MANE IF.BACK TO THE HOUSE THAN YOU ALL ARE GONNA GO NEXT DOOR AND SAY SORRY TO MISS.MARY!" "BUT MOM WE-" "NO BUTS LITTLE MAN YOU WILL SAY SORRY TO MISS.MARY AND THAT IS FINAL!" "But Miss.Mary isn't even alive for us to say sorry." Kevyn mumbled.

While walking you looked back, only to see Axel he was holding Miss.Mary's head and smiling at you while waving you goodbye...

Only if Kevyn's mom had known what had actually happened to Miss.Mary....

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Thank you for reading this and if there's anything that you think that i could improve on or stop doing please tell me i would really appreciate it. And also if you have any requests my requests are open for any new ideas! And also in very very sorry if it got bad twards the end i got lazy and i might make a remake of this in the future but not now. Anyways thank you so much for reading and stay hydrated and i hope that your having a wonderful day/night/afternoon wherever you ar bye!!!

[deputyclover]

Forest

Ok, so we should be near town and-

*Clover and Rose exit the trees near the door to the ruins.

Crap. We went the wrong way.

Daddy, are we going to be here forever?

No Rose! We'll get out soon! Just need to walk along this path.

*Clover and Rose walk along the path and step over a stick and hear the stick break as Rose immediately turns around.

What the f*ck?

Rose! Watch your language! But we should get going.

*Clover picks up his daughter and heads further along the path and Rose sees a black shape behind her.

D-Daddy?

Yeah?

I-I saw something scary...

We need to continue.

*Clover turns Rose around and they walk to a bridge with bars around it.

What? Why would-?

*Clover and Rose hear walking behind them and freeze.

H u m a n . D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l ? T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d .

*Clover freezes as Rose turns around in her fathers arms and shakes the hand.

*The hand farts as Clover unfreezes and Clover turns around.

Hey, haven't I met you before?

oh hey, you're the kid who fought undyne a while ago.

Yes, how is your brother?

he's doing very good, he's even the one who made the bars around the bridge, they are pretty wide though. also, whose kid is that?

She's my daughter, Rose.

Hello!

good to meet you kiddo, also i'm supposed to be on the watch for humans but i don't care, but my brother papyrus on the other hand, he's a human hunting fanatic. hey, i actually think that's him over there.

*The three walk over to Sans' station and Papyrus walks in.

sup, bro?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S *SUP* BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

talking with these humans. wanna talk with them?

NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK WITH HUMANS!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES TH-

*Papyrus notices Clover and Rose as Rose lightly waves.

SANS!! YOU FOUND TWO HUMANS!! AND IT'S THE HUMAN THAT FOUGHT UNDYNE BEFORE AND A NEW ONE!!

Hello again Papyrus.

HELLO HUMAN!! I WANT TO CAPTURE YOU WITH MY PUZZLES!! DO YOU ACCEPT?

Sure, me and my kid can do it.

GREAT!! I'LL SEE YOU SOON!!

*Papyrus leaves.

well, that was something, anyway, see you soon kid.

Bye Sans.

*Sans walks away.

Well Rose, we have some puzzles to solve.

Yay!

*Clover and Rose continue their journey.

[kakanno]

bas?

OH YEAH

B A S I C S

full name: bas "bas" bas (she does not remember her name. i did however originally give her naomi nunez as her name but im workshopping it now. bas also comes from sebastian bc she used to be a guy)

gender: no real label that matters to her or current society

sexuality: again no label but does not care about gender. so truly bisexual <3 yay love wins

pronouns: she/they/it whateva... no real attachment to any, she/her was used when she was a researcher, it when they were a subject... erm. who knows really.

O T H E R S

family: falls over and dies

birthplace: her what

job: i mean if you were never technically fired from your job and its been 500 years since then are you still technically working there? she was a researcher and then became a (illusion of choice because they were taking away funding into her technology) test subject

phobias: confined spaces, (for a very long while) sleeping, isolation & being alone

guilty pleasures: FLOWERS and plants she is smitten with them and also secretly taking and modifying technology without people noticing

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: chaotic neutral

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert

organized/disorganized: extremely meticulously organized in a way she cannot explain

close minded/open-minded: trying so very hard to be open-minded to a world that has changed entirely after 500 years of sleep and also losing her memory card

calm/anxious: anxious mother fucker #1 ocd foreverr

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable? more like (flew over her head) um ok

cautious/reckless: cautious

patient/impatient: impatient

outspoken/reserved: reserved

leader/follower: leader

empathetic/unemphatic: unemphatic

optimistic/pessimistic: both at differing times... a vast majority of the plot shes pessimistic but begins to understand and accept optimism

traditional/modern: traditional simply bc of the fact that she. has been asleep for. (dies

hard-working/lazy: hard-working they were a researcher at 22 okay. even if they forgot

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: THEOBAS <3 FOREVAR <3 theo and bas have always always been together do not separate them ever bc theyre girlfriends. ok?

ot3: i ddddont really have one i think ive intended theo and bas to be together since the beginning which was like, 5 years ago. but maybe the arrow polyamory with kofi who is theos best friend and fellow machinery enthusiast

brotp: shed find a quiet camaraderie with lux i think. they both are extremely reserved and have gone through things... i havent talked about lux but theyre a background character who is part of theos friend group

notp: erm. idk i have never thought of one LOL

[diorleclerc]

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 - 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

author’s note - yay, first piece of writing! i hope you guys enjoy :) feel free to send in any requests or concepts you have :)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he always, always makes sure to clean you up after. sometimes he’ll run you a bath and you’ll both bathe together but most times, I think you’d just be cuddling in bed while he gives you a soft massage.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he loveeees your tits. he’s definitely a tits guy. no one can convince me otherwise.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

if he’s not filling you up, he wants to cum on your tits. he loves seeing you covered or filled up with him. it drives him crazy when you scoop it up on your finger from your chest and bring it to your lips.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he has a little album filled with some naughty photos you’ve sent him to keep him company while he’s on the road. whenever he can’t call you, he’ll pull those pictures out to help him get off. once he’s done, he’ll definitely send you a picture of the mess he made.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he’s definitely experienced and knows how to make you feel good and make the experience enjoyable for you.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves when you ride him while he’s sitting back against the headboard. this position allows him to play with and suck on your tits while you’re bouncing up and down on him.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

this definitely depends on his mood. lazy morning sex with charles would be really soft and include lots of giggles. but sex after a bad race? he’s gonna be rough and filthy.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he seems like he would be really well groomed. maybe not bare but he’s keep everything trimmed and tidy.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

again, it depends on the day and on his mood. but even if the sex wasn’t soft and sweet, he’s definitely gonna be soft with you during aftercare.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

with his job, you’re often apart from each other so he has to take care of himself whenever you’re not at one of his races. but most times, he ends up facetiming you from his hotel room and you both touch yourselves on the call.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

he loves seeing you in matching lingerie sets. he loves seeing how you look like a present all wrapped up for him and he’d definitely buy you lots of pretty sets.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

pretty boring but i think he prefers the bedroom. maybe his car too. i think he really likes when you’re riding him in his car.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

this man gets turned on by anything and everything that you do. you could be doing something as simple and innocent as putting on some lipgloss and he’d be horny and want your lips around his cock right then and there. not that you’d complain though, of course.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that would hurt you is a no for him. he’s okay with slapping and choking you but if it’s anything that leaves hard bruises or marks, it’d be a no for him.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he definitely prefers giving over receiving. he makes it his mission to make you cum at least once from oral before he even thinks about fucking you with his cock.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

depends on his mood but most of the time it’s fast and rough. but there are times where he’d like to slow down and just be super sweet and soft with you.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn’t like quickies. he prefers to be able to take his time worshipping your body. but there have been times where he couldn’t wait and ended up pulling you into the bathroom of his private jet while everyone else was asleep.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’s willing to try anything, as long as you’re comfortable with it.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he’s an athlete so his stamina is really high. i think it depends on the day but he could probably go for three rounds

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he’s definitely used a vibrator on you but that’s probably the only toy he uses. he does like tying you up though, but he usually uses his own ties or bandanas for that.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’s a hugeeee tease. this man would edge you until you’re begging him to let you cum. he loves getting you all needy and desperate for him.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

dirty talk with charles would be top tier. lots of praise and maybe some hints of degradation thrown in. he seems like he’d be very vocal in bed with lots of groans and grunts.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

you felt your orgasm approaching for the fourth time tonight as charles’ thumb rubbed your clit while his fingers pumped in and out of you. but right before you could reach your climax, he pulled his fingers away, causing you to whine.

“ah ah, only good girls get to cum. and you weren’t being a good girl tonight when you were teasing all night now were you?” charles smirked down at you as your orgasm was ruined.

“charles please, please. i’m sorry for teasing. i promise to be good,” you whine for him as his fingers met your folds again.

“keep begging and if i think you really mean it, I’ll let you cum, mon amour,” charles says as his fingers dipped back inside you.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

do I need to say more?

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

his sex drive is definitely high. like i said, this man will become horny at anything that you do so he’d never say no to sex.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he doesn’t fall asleep until you do. he would play with your hair and run his hands up and down your back until you fall asleep on his chest and only then would he go to sleep.

[datenightfright]

YAY THEIR OPENED AGAINNNNNNNN

okay so i’m not sure if you do your godzilla master list anymore but could we get some ghidorah nsfw alphabet? if you don’t feel like it, you could do some head cannons? :)

OKAY THANK YOU BYE I LOVE YOU UR MY IDOL

NSFW under the cut:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Ghidorah isn't the best at aftercare. But once you explain it to him, he tries his best. He makes sure to bathe you and keep you hydrated, but he isn't going to handfeed you. He also makes sure you're checked over by human doctors if he feels he went a little rough on you. But don't expect miracles.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Fav part of his: His tongue. It's long, thick, and textured. No matter how many times he makes you cum on his dicks, you never cum as hard than when he's eating you out.

Fav part of yours: Your hands. He really likes being touched, believe it or not. And you're hands are so soft and warm. He can't get enough of your touch.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ghidorah is a producer, so expect to be covered head to toe. It's thick and sticky, and hard to move through. Good thing he'd a giant fucking dragon so he can just scoop you up and bathe you in his pool.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the cuddle session afterwards. Curling around you, making sure you're ok, and breathing in your scent as you quickly drift off is heaven to him. He wouldn't change it for the world.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Ghidorah isn't experienced at all before he comes to you. But he has his ideas, and figures himself very lucky you're willing to try them out with him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything that has him inside you. He adores watching himself piston in and out of you. Doesn't matter what hole it is either.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Ghidorah and goofy don't belong in the same sentence. Don't expect him to be making you chuckle any time soon. Sexytimes is serious time, m'kay?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's a dragon, he doesn't have hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You would think a dragon like Ghidorah would be all bussiness and no romance, but that just isn't the case. Ghidorah likes taking his time with you, to whine and dine you and then ravage you on the dinner table.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He rarely jacks off. He has you to scratch that itch. But when he does, it's only because he can't get to you in time because you're doing important diplomatic things.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a jewelry kink. He LOVES seeing you dripping in gold and rubies, diamonds and emeralds. Expect to wear all manner of chains and rings. Nothing gets him going than surrounding you in luxury.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His lair. He'd like to do it in his pool, but because he goes for so long, and, as mentioned above, cums so much, the water would cease to be water at some point, and then you wouldn't be able to wash off.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything really. Just the sight of you turns him on. But if you really want to have a good time, wear something sheer and a necklace or two. Then you won't be able to escape his clutches.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No public sex, ever. Anyone who ever witnesses your coupling will be dealt a swift and painful end.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving you oral, again because it makes you cum so hard. He also likes to receive it, but very much prefers giving it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Normally he paces himself well during your sessions. He doesn't want to tucker out too quickly. But he does speed things up or slow things down as time dictates.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn't a fan of them but will acquiesce to one if you want.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is very much willing to take risks as long as you are. He loves experimenting with you. You make it so much fun.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ghidorah's stamina is through the roof. There is no recharge time for him. He gets hard and stays hard until he's done with you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't prefer using toys, but will entertain you if you'd like.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ghidorah doesn't like being teased. At the same time, he's too impatient to tease. He's very much a 'Let's do it NOW' type of dragon

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's actually very vocal. Not just growls, hisses, and grunts. But full on roars and bone shattering thunder. The people may never see you fuck, but they most definitely will hear it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes being pegged. Like, he's really into it. If you ever want to see a giant three headed dragon beg for something, all you have to do is suggest it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

You're in luck. Ghidorah has three massive cocks. All tapered at the ends and ribbed and textured for you pleasure. Even when he isn't full sized he's massive.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a high yearning. Luckily for you, he understands you need to rest in between sessions.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's slow to fall asleep. There's this magical moment when you're just starting to snore slightly, that he likes to stare at you in wonder. Trying to figure out how he got so lucky to get a mate like you.

[themandaloriandaily]

Upon seeing all the amazing appreciation weeks going around and the fact that the second season of the mandalorian ended five months ago and we’re all already missing our favorite father & son duo, TheMandalorianDaily's staff decided to host a THE MANDALORIAN APPRECIATION WEEK in order to encourage all content creators to participate whether in the form of gifs or graphics, and also as celebration for the blog's first year (yay!). This 7-day event will be taking place from August 4th to August 10th. These are the following prompts for each day:

Aug 4th / Day 1: Favorite Din Djarin Scene(s)

Aug 5th / Day 2: Favorite Episode

Aug 6th / Day 3: Favorite Dynamic (platonic or romantic)

Aug 7th / Day 4: Favorite Secondary Character

Aug 8th / Day 5: Favorite Din & Grogu Scene(s)

Aug 9th / Day 6: Favorite Quote(s)

Aug 10th / Day 7: Free Choice

We'll be tracking the tag #mandoweek2021 so don’t forget to tag all your edits for the even with it. The event is meant to have fun, try new things and be creative, so don’t feel pressured if you post an edit a couple days later for the day it was meant to. This is the Way!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Horror Villains And: Period Sex

oh that is the perfect gif I totally forgot all about it but oh boy. thanks billy for your service to this blog.

Warnings: Obviously, menstruation, blood, and smut. I’m dealing with a particularly uncomfortable period (for me at least) and just want some e m p a t h y about it.

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Who LOVES it:

Freddy Krueger: ABSO-MOTHER FUCKING-LUTELY. It’s a struggle to keep his hands off you (on a normal day) during your period. He can smell it.

Kieran Wilcox: yes please mommy, he’s waiting.

Luda Mae Hewitt: This is her secret kink.

Michael Myers: B l o o d  p l a y? Any kind of bloodplay, Michael is into it. If you weren’t already bleeding, he would probably make you bleed, with his (Actual) knife.

Mickey Altieri: Bring it. Jesus christ, Mickey thinks its so hot. Getting his cock or his fingers coated in your slick and your blood (Seeing the string consistency between his fingers), seeing you in a total mess from your period and being fucked to oblivion? Oh yes.

Midnight Man: He just likes it. I dunno. I don’t have a logical reason, extension or explanation of my vibes here but I am getting them from him.

Patrick Bateman: Oh my god it is his favourite kind of sex. Yes yes yes. Please please please. He marks your cycle in his calendar, with special notes about flow and mood. Soon enough he’s figured out your whole period every week and knows exactly when the iron is hot enough to strike. Any w h e r e, any t i m e .

Both Pennywise’: Ooooh, watch their eyes glow and their hair get more luscious when you tell them. Their teeth get sharper and the whites of their eyes get whiter- they’re horny as fuck now. Be a good sport and give them a lil taste, won’t you? A smell at least? That, or have them trailing you like lost puppies for the rest of the week, and curling up to/around you as tightly as possible when you’re sleeping.

The Clown / Jeffrey Hawk / Kenneth Chase: Where else could he possibly go on this post, honestly.

The Man (Hush): Yep.  He’s favourite time of month.

Who is like ‘a b s o l u t e l y  n o t’:

Jerry Dandridge: Do I really need to comment? I mean, he can control himself being around you on your period, but you cannot let that blood smell hit the open air. Your controlled, classy vampire bf will disappear in an instant and will be replaced with… well, Evil.

Yeah no thanks:

Debbie Loomis: She’s not vehemently against it, but still… nah? Thanks for the offer tho. And it won’t happen when she’s on her period either, c e r t a I n l y not. Don’t even touch her when she’s on her period, jesus christ.

Jennifer Check: Yeah she just got a new manicure. Over her dead body will you stain her new French tips with your coochie blood. And if she puts her mouth down there, it might excited t o o much if you get what I mean and you will become a real snack.  

Is indifferent towards it:

Bo Sinclair: You’re sure into him durin’ this time o’ month, aren’t you? Eh… whatever. Hop on. He’s happy to help his partner, especially if its in such a gratifying way! I mean he won’t buy you any fucking pads but he will do this and there’s Bo as a boyfriend for you.

Chucky / Charles Lee Ray: I mean sure? Blood doesn’t scare him and it is, in fact, a turn on for him of course so sure. Plus, you’re less likely to get pregnant at this time, which is great! Doesn’t see what the big deal is, here. (Although, weirdly, I see past Chucky from Curse to be very much in the next category)

Inkubus: It’s not even a big d e a l, man, its cool. He likes all kinds of sex. Go wild.

Jason Voorhees: Jason is basically ace in the way he conducts himself on a general basis but if it tuned out that he was interested in sex and/or was willing to do it with you, then some blood leaking out of your private parts because of some natural causes is not going to change his mind. Is this not normal??

Jedidiah Sawyer: ???Alright??? He wears a mask made of skin, your natural bodily functions are not going to scare him away. Besides, the knowledge that it could lessen menstrual pain for you is a nice bonus. He’s gotta take care of his family.

Roman Bridger: It’s really not a big deal to him. We’ll just put down a darker sheet, or some plastic. You both need this sometimes (Him for emotional support when he’s stressed, and you of course cuz you’re on your damn period) and a bit of blood is certainly not a deal breaker. Besides, he finds the easy thrusting to be nice and comfortable. Preferred sometimes, actually. Just some nice, lazy, relieving sex with your director boyfriend.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt: A little bit a’ blood aint gonna turn me off, sugar. Don’t you worry bout that.

The Djinn: See Inkubus. Except, our dear Wishmaster is so much more of a tease about this.

Is enthusiastic when they learn that orgasms lessen period pain:

Bubba Sawyer: He doesn’t care about exposure to blood, obviously, and he doesn’t see it as gross at all but he was still concerned about whether that was safe during your… monthly thing… but once he found out that it could help you with cramps he got on board immediately! ^^

Lester Sinclair: Oh boy, well okay then, let’s give this a go then!!

Mayor Buckman: He knows the drill; Boone gets terrible cramps. Don’t worry, he’s got you.

Pamela Voorhees: Oh of course she’ll help you out when you’re hurting ^^

Stuart Lloyd: Well… don’t get him wrong, for sure there is the part where it helps you in a seriously uncomfortable time… but then there is also the fact that he is a lil bit of a secret freak and menstrual care is a good excuse for him. (So he also belongs in the first category ^^)

The Deathslinger / Caleb Quinn: Blood doesn’t bother him, and if it’ll give you a hand with yer monthly problem then you just need to ask him. You’ll be on the bench in the saloon with your thighs spread without a second thought, like asking for a glass of water. (Except of course Caleb’s a lot more hands on about the whole thing of course (; ) He’s happy to help.

The Huntress / Anna: Oh!! Really?? It’ll help? Okay, then, sunflower. Remove your pants. Let’s go !!

Vincent Sinclair: He’s just very supportive and helpful through all areas of your period. He doesn’t understand, but he can still be sympathetic and help the way you say would be good ^^

Is curious and will try:

Billy Loomis: Is really curious and excited to try it. I mean, he likes blood? He likes sex? And this is both those things?? Fun lubricant, yay.

Chop Top Sawyer: And when I say that he’ll try and I REALLY MEAN IT, MAN. Like, go big or go home. He’s going to eat you out at this time and he’ll end up really enjoying it. Buckle up babes, you’ve awoken something buried pretty damn s h a l l o w l y inside him.

Granny Boone: Similar to Chop Top except with him, you had to tell him you were on your period and all so it would be different and all, while with Boone she was the one sniffing it out and *cough* hunting you approaching you about trying it.

Jill Roberts: For the same reasons as Billy. Plus, she wants to be able to say ‘well I did it for you- you have to do it for me.’

Leslie Vernon: I mean, he’ll give anything a shot once. What’s the harm?

Piper Shaw: Same as Jill.

Stu Macher: Super enthusiastic to try!! XDD Just, like, dyed lube- right?

Is c a u t i o u s:

Carrie White: … periods have always been difficult for her… But she’s willing to give it a try as long as you’re willing to return the favour! ^^

Thomas Hewitt: Tell him, if whatever he does hurts you. He is very serious about this. He wants you to feel better, but he doesn’t really know this works and does not want you hurting in his vein attempt at making you feel better. So, please. Tell him how you’re feeling. He’ll get really good at making your cramps and discomfort go away.

They may take some convincing:

Drayton Sawyer: I mean, he’s of course not afraid of some blood but… uh… Well, I mean, he doesn’t really have a big, or even moderate sex drive in the first place so any sex of any kind takes some warming up to. Maybe if the stars aline and you catch him on a good day. Otherwise, he tells you to just suck it up.

[crescentchat]

RENEGADES SHIP WEEK PROMPT LIST DROPPING AUGUST 24

YAY! Are you excited? So, the *actual* ship week starts on September 1st, but I wanted to give you all some time to prepare. Also, you may have noticed I decided to make it only one week long, and I did this because I don’t want any of you to feel overwhelmed, but I also want each prompt to be very separate from one another.

I won’t be spoiling any of the prompts, but each day is one couple and one prompt. There’s Nodrian, Humon, Osby, Danissa, and a few more (surprise, surprise!) Don’t feel pressured to do all of them or the ones you don’t care for, this is just for funsies and so i can get my hands on more fanart and fics.

tags (let me know if u want to be added): @deprivedmusicaljunkie @greenalmond @obsidian-everhartwestwood @obsidianfr3sk @shellyseashell @the-wee-woo-rita @idkchatie @lackadae @butterfly-danna @the-sunflowerstar @healing-winston-pratt @renegadse @justsomerandomficsforrenegades @wlwrenegades @renegadesnet

[stuffronisays]

lmao this was gonna be short separate posts but I got lazy so this is just me reacting to bbh’s lore stream

QUACKITY DID NOT JUST GET CORRUPTED BY THE EGG

OH WAIT HE DIDNT HE’S GETTING MAD AT BAD

IM GONNA CRY THEY ARE SO GOOD AT ACTING

BBH STOP TELLING BIG Q THAT THE EGG WILL GIVE HIM POWER

KARL

how did I know that Karl would do something

YES BIG Q DONT DEPEND ON THE EGG TO GET POWER

BBH DONT LOCK HIM NEAR THE EGG PLEASE

hey Karl protect your fiancé

THE EGG’S VOICE ANSHDHCHCHDH

I’m gonna cry I love their acting

Also should we be worried about Callahan? Cuz he died right near the egg

HI PONK HOW ARE YOU

oh my god please dont tell me Sam is gonna be pro egg now

P O N K

YAY HE’S FREE

“Yeah we vibing” anshshhdhdhdhd

wait why does the egg’s voice remind me of parseltongue from Harry Potter

THE EGG A N D SKEPPY MATTER OK OK

is the lore over? Can I sleep now?

I don’t think so

c h e c k l i s t

GIVE UP ON BIG Q PLEASE I DONT WANT HIM TO SUFFER

WHY DO YOU WANT TECHNO NONONONO

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH RANBOO

THANK GOD HE’S NOT GONNA GO AFTER RANBOO....for now

why does quackity wanna meet up with BBH right after what happened

WAIT SO CHAT CAN CANONICALLY HEAR THE EGG

yea BBH thanks for the creepy stream disclaimer even tho it’s almost midnight and I have school

I DONT WANT TO HEAT THE EGG NO NO NO

NOO HE’S GOING AFTER BIG Q A N D KARL

DONT GO AFTER PUFFY EITHER

Why is big q leading BBH away

idk if this is even considered live blogging cuz it’s just gonna be one big post

YES BIG Q TRY TO GET HIM TO SNAP OUT OF IT

QUACKITY SOUNDING LEGIT UPSET ABOUT BBH’S BEHAVIOR NOOO

WHAT DID BAD WANT

skeppy infected okay yea

no way to get him back to normal

WAIT BBH GOT INFECTED BY THE EGG CUZ IT TOLD HIM THAT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY AND SKEPPY WOULD BE OKAY

SO THEY COULD BE TOGETHER

red skeppy does not equal everything being okay BBH

what does quackity want I don’t know I’m busy crying

YES QUACKITY WANTING TO HELP BBH

LEGIT THERAPIST QUACKITY

THE EGG’S OBJECTIVE???

WHY CANT THE EGG GET THE THING ON ITS OWN

bad telling big q that the egg is good

omg quackity’s acting is so good

BBH saying nothing worked to help skeppy not be infected

JOINING THE EGG WAS BETTER THAN LOSING SKEPPY

quackity telling BBH that he’s now a problem

YES BIG Q PROPOSE A WAY TO CONTROL THE EGG

WAIT BIG Q ARE YOU REALLY TELLING BBH TO CONTROL THE EGG TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE

STOP TALKING ABOUT KILLING TOMMY

not a person but a type of people

oh god

USE THE EGG FOR GOOD UHH IDK IF THAT’S POSSIBLE

b r a i n w a s h i n g

YEA WHY DOES THE EGG NEED MORE PEOPLE

CONTROL THE EGG TO FREE SKEPPY

BBH stfu about what the egg likes

YEA WHO CARES WHAT THE EGG WANTS

serious quackity scares me

it’s not about gathering people okay

brain power okay

NOT THE HALL THAT HAD THE STUFF THAT PPL WERE ATTATCHED TO

oh no are they getting in each other’s way

same objectives but different measures okay okay okay

BBH ISNT LETTING ANYTHING GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIS OBJECTIVES

empty land

it does matter

ok big q thanks for making me cry

“The egg isn’t evil” I disagree

BAD JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HIS FRIEND

YES ITS BAD THAT THE EGG WANTS TO MIND CONTROL PEOPLE

maybe it is what the egg is saying

“As long as I have my friend, everything will be okay”

I’m gonna cry

WAIT BLACK SCREEN

RANBOO AND KARL FLASHBACKS

OK HE’S DONE WITH THE LORE BIT HAHA I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN 6 HOURS

anyways the acting in this stream was top notch

these people need to be in movies

[bts-bay-bee]

Jungkook’s NSFW Alphabet

Word count: 2649

Warnings: smut (obviously), a little mxm? sex toys

A/N: hi guys :) so this basically marks the end of my little hiatus. please let me know if you enjoyed this! i appreciate any and all feedback. also this is for kookie because it’s his birthday next week <3

(not important but quite possibly my favourite picture of kookie ^.^ // i also do not own this picture or any pictures used in this)

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 A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

⭬ After sex Jungkook is very attentive to your every need: he’ll get you water, snacks, whatever you want. He enjoys being able to relax with you after a rough couple of rounds, just talking about nothing. He loves nothing more than trailing his deft fingers over your slightly sweaty skin, leaving goosebumps in their wake, only to be slowly kissed away by his soft, slightly swollen lips. Eventually, after kissing each any every bruise he had marked you with, making sure that you weren’t hurt, he’d engulf you in his arms, not caring about the outside world, then fall asleep.

 B = Body part (Their favourite body part of their partners)

⭬ This boy lives for your legs. When you’re around him, he’ll practically pant with lust if you’re wearing a skirt or dress. He loves running his hands up and down the expansive of your skin, loves the way he can force you to keep your thighs spread by grabbing fistfuls of your outer thighs when he’s going down on you. Whenever he could fuck you, his primal instinct was to throw your legs over his shoulders, pounding into you until you’re completely fucked out, stopping his grunts and groans by biting down on your fleshy calves, marking you in the process.

 C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

⭬ Do you know what’s his favourite part when he’s fucking you? Painting your body with stripes of his cum. He doesn’t care where: it could be your stomach as he finished himself over you, hands working furiously, it could even be on your bare tits and face, making you swallow every single drop when he was satisfied with how laden you were with his cum. But the best way to cum was inside you: he usually found his release after you convulsed around him too many times to count, so why would he willingly leave your wet, warm cunt? He loved finishing in you, squirting hot cum on your walls as you milked him for every drop. He especially loved when he came in you during a semi-public quickie, forcing you to put back your skirt on and holding his cum in you. More than once you had to leave a dinner party or outing because he just got too turned on by knowing that his essence was probably running down your thighs.

 D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

⭬ He’ll never admit this to you or anyone, but he often fantasized about watching you get fucked by someone else, having you watch as he got fucked by someone else, or just a threesome (or foursome). Obviously, it would be someone exceptionally close to him, like Taehyung or Jimin, but he just didn’t know how to approach the topic with any of you.

 E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

⭬ Seeing as he was a part of one of the biggest bands to have ever existed, who came from a pretty strict company, he had not been very experienced when you had first started dating. He wasn’t a virgin – not with the amount of men and women who continuously threw themselves at him – but from watching numerous tutorial porn videos, and with the help if his Hyungs giving him advice, he quickly learned how to make you see stars.

 F = Favourite position (pretty self-explanatory)

⭬ As boring as it may sound, Jungkook doesn’t necessarily have a single favourite position: as long as he can bury himself deep in you and watch you fall apart, that’s all he needs. One of his favourites is when he’s holding you against a wall (or door, or mirror) and you’ve got your legs wrapped around him. (I had gifs here, but it got flagged, yay.)

 G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

⭬ Everyone knows that he’s basically an overgrown child, so a couple giggles here and there are bound to happen. Jungkook could have you laughing from some stupid joke to cumming with tears streaming down your face is seconds.

Let’s be real, with someone as cute as this, you’re not going to be mad about being goofy during sex

 H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

⭬ The stylists never allow a single hair to be out of place on his beautiful head, so why would the rest of his body be any different? Despite people thinking that waxing is uncomfortable, or straight up painful, he’d much rather feel half an hour of discomfort to make being buried in you just that much better.

 I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

⭬ Despite him thinking that he’s terrible at intimacy, Jungkook can easily turn any situation into a romantic one. He enjoys being able to gaze into your eyes, something that used to make both of shy, and be the one who’s forcing those pretty sounds out of your parted lips. On the rare occasion that you have a bad day, he’ll run you a bath, light a couple candles and just slowly make love to you.

 J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

⭬  With his job requiring him to be so far away from home, and so obviously you as well, he’s kind of forced into the situation. Despite being as hard as a rock with his tip dribbling rivulets of precum, he just cannot find it in himself to get off without at least hearing your voice. On more occasions than you can count, you received a phone call from a breathless Jungkook, his low, sultry voice immediately letting you know what the situation was. You tried to not picture how good he looked when his cock stood to attention, tried not to picture how delectable he looked hovering over you as he repeatedly pounded into you, making you reach places that no one has ever taken you to before, but it was just so hard not to. After hearing his moans and soft curses, you couldn’t help but get turned on yourself, eventually joining him in touching yourself until you both reach your climaxes.

 K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

⭬ God, it would be easier to say what kink he doesn’t have. He enjoys breath play to a certain extent: he would much rather prefer to choke you with his dick rather than his hands though. Many people think that they’ve got a clear read on him: either pegging him as a submissive or a dominant, yet very few people see both sides to him. On the rare occasion, he’d let you have your way with him, allowing you to edge him as many times as he could physically handle, riding him hard, before abruptly pushing yourself off of him and deepthroating him, trying to swallow the torrents of cum pulsing through his red, almost painful looking cock.

 L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

⭬ After a long day of being at the studio or learning their newest choreography, he’d almost moan out aloud when he sees you in nothing but one of his oversized shirts and your tiny thong, cooking dinner for both of you. On many occasions you ended up ordering takeout because he’d bend you over the kitchen island, fucking into you so hard that you forget that there was food on the stove. A few more favourites are the lounge, as well as the shower: the many positions he could put you in seems to be endless in his mind. One place that he really wants to try to fuck you in is the practice room: the thought of rutting into you as he forces you to look at yourself cumming is enough to make him rock hard. It doesn’t help that at any moment, Taehyung or Jimin might walk in, feeding into his dirty little fantasy.

 M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

⭬ One pretty easy way to turn him on his by wearing lingerie: show him, or even hint at the idea, that the only thing covering your pretty pussy is a scrap of lace and he’ll all but rip it off of you. The number of panties that he’s ripped is probably a worrying amount. Another rather innocent way to rile him up is by slipping on some heels: the higher, the better. Of course he’s no misogynist, and he’ll never force you to wear anything, but the fact that your legs just look so amazing in them turns him on to a point where he won’t even be able to take off any of yours or his clothes before fucking you.

 N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

⭬ Jungkook will never judge anyone on their kinks – he gets turned on by thinking about having someone else fuck you, for God’s sake – but one thing he just cannot grasp is extreme age play. He’ll never want to do anything if it involves little space.

 O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

⭬ He would much rather go down on you than you go down on him. The thing is: your oral skills are just too good. When you suck him off, he is for sure going to cum before he can enter your tight, wet cunt, and why wouldn’t he want to bury himself in you? He’d much prefer eating your pussy, making you cum on his tongue, then fucking you into the mattress. Or kitchen island. Anywhere really.

 P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

⭬ There are days when you both have time and energy to take it slow: it’ll start off by a quick, innocent peck, which turns into a full-blown making out session, complete with you grinding and whimpering on his lap. He’ll strip both of you at his own leisurely pace, then slowly make love to you, running his fingers along your skin, making you moan into his ear… The only problem with this is that it’s not very often that you both have the time for this. On more days than not, you’re wrapped up in his fiery embrace, impaled on his cock while he rubs your clit in tight, fast circles. Days like this guarantees that you’re both completely spent after climaxing, barely finding the strength to move after such a rough and fast-paced session.

 Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

⭬ Listen. If you’re going to be dating Jungkook, you’re going to have to be okay with having quickies, all the time. He doesn’t differentiate between quickies and ‘proper sex’, and honestly, neither do you. Despite how movies paint sex to be slow and romantic, it often isn’t like that in real life; I mean, no one has the time for an hour of foreplay. But you need to relieve yourself, so when Jungkook comes to you with his eyes darkened and his pants tented, you all but jump at the opportunity.

 R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

⭬  As I’ve stated before, Jungkook really has a lot of kinks, so there’s very little that he wouldn’t want to at least try. If you want to try bondage, he’s game. If you want to try a sex swing, he wouldn’t even batt an eyelash. If you want to try pegging, he’d get you the, uh, equipment needed. Point is he’ll experiment with everything at least once.

 S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

⭬ So, you know how we’re always comparing him to a bunny? Let’s just say that the analogy is for more than just his looks. With all the cardio and exercise he does, it’s almost a given that he can last a long time. Paired with the horniness of a man his age, sex with him can go on for hours on end. Many a times you have ended up with numb legs and a sore pussy, the results of a horny Jungkook.

 T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

⭬  He loves toys. Yours and Jungkook’s sex life is anything but boring, and he vows it will never be. Between the two of you, you have an assortment of vibrators, cock rings, handcuffs (not the fuzzy kind – real handcuffs), a strap-on or two, and a lot of other things. The toys aren’t just meant for one of you: the vibrators can be used on your clit as well as on his cock or prostate, and the handcuffs are regularly used by him on you, but now and then you itch to restrain him and have your way with him. The only toy that Jungkook uses by himself is his fleshlight, which is exclusively used when he’s on tour.

 U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

⭬ The only way that he’ll ever tease you is by sexting. He’ll text you all the sinful things he wants to do with you: the positions he’s going to fuck you in, the way he’s going to paint your body with his cum… But all his teasing words just get you horny, and wet enough that you’re ready for him to slip into when he finally sees you again. Jungkook could tease you the entire day, enough to have you dripping and soaking your panties, but the moment he sees you, he won’t deprive you (or him) of the delicious feeling of one another.

 V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

⭬ With a voice like his, you’d practically beg him to be as loud as he can, but this flusters him for some reason. Although you continuously reassure him that it turns you on in unimaginable ways, he’d much rather hear your moans and pants. But sometimes he just can’t help himself: not with the way you’re clenching around him, gripping onto him so tightly that he can’t even think straight. (this is what I think he sounds like - USE HEADPHONES)

 W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

⭬ Let’s say that one day, Jungkook either gets the balls to ask you to allow other people in the bedroom, or he drunkenly tells you about his dirty little secret… It ends up with him handcuffed to the bed, his mouth stuffed with Taehyung’s dick and ass stuffed with Jimin’s cock, while you bounce on his dick, a cock ring preventing him from climaxing. Tears streaming down his face, either from choking on Tae’s cock or from the overstimulation and need to cum from your pussy clenching around his dick while Jimin continuously hits his prostate. Taehyung pulls out from his mouth, leaving him gasping for air, instead turning to you and cumming on your clit and Jungkook’s toned stomach, his eyes never leaving Jungkook’s. (God, I’m editing this and why did I do this to myself, now I can’t get this idea out my head, smh)

 X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

⭬ I have nothing to say, except 

s t r o n g  p o w e r, thank you.

 Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

⭬ He’s a man in his early twenties, I’m pretty sure he’s horny 24/7. He gets turned on way too easily; you could just stretch your back and he’s pinning you on the couch, already pulling down your panties and wrapping his lips around your clit. Every day, you wake up with his morning wood pressing into you, signalling just how needy this sweet bunny is.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

⭬  Jungkook typically falls asleep fast, even without expending all that energy to fuck you until you’re screaming, so don’t expect him to stay awake for more than about twenty minutes. After he makes sure that you’re well taken care of, he pulls you to his chest and almost immediately begins snoring.

[youvereachedthebadend]

Very good points, both about how /he/ would know about Sam's existence and how I shouldn't say /his/ name.

We can hear Sam again! Yay! Any idea why?

Sam flicks Their nerve. .........C L E A R E D..........P U S H..........I M A G E.......... Y E T.

Jack nods. 'Okay, that makes sense. Uh...you guys probably didn't catch all of that. Sam said that the corruption in the connection has cleared up a bit, and They managed to push through the corruption that was still there when They tried to send those images. But it's not fully there yet. Also, on an unrelated note.' He stands up, looking around with his hands on his hips. 'I just realized I have no idea how to get back to the caves from here.'

[sariels-world-ella]

"A is for apple b is for boy and c is for cat" is now Dead

The alphabet has a new meaning!

A is Asexuality/Aromantic,

it exists and is vaild don't forget about them

B is for Bisexual,

Bisexual is not just liking both genders 50/50 it can be any percentage and it's okay either way!

C is for Cisgender is okay

You are vaild as much as a transgender or a genderqueer and vise versa

D is for Demi

Everyone on the Asexuality spectrum is 100% okay!! (I'm Asexual Demiromatic myself)

E is for everyone is vaild

Straight, Bi, Gay, queer, trans, cis or anything else you identify as is okay, you deserve to feel safe in your own skin

F is for Friends and Family should be supportive

Love is love, This applies to Familial and Platonic too. Don't shun them for their differences love them for who they are.

G is for Gender

Genderqueer? Transgender? Bigender? Agender? Bigender? Cisgender? Pangender? Demigender? We are all vaild here.

H is for heterosexuality

You like the opposite gender, alright then. I understand, cool, you're as vaild as any gay or Bi person, we are all on the same boat here, no need to fight.

I is for inclusion without discrimination

Include everyone, don't discriminate against race, gender, identity, religion, ethnicity, sexuality, or ableness, only hold hate towards an individual who wronged you without remorse, not the group.

You're gay? that's alright, there is room for you! You are Straight? Cool, welcome board! Bi? Nice! Ace? All right then!

Super straight? Uhh... i guess...? It's alright.... technically, speaking...

J is for Jewish

Don't believe Jesus is the messiah? I understand why you do, but don't forget or don't let THEM forget that you all and The Christians worship the same god, you are not enemies, you are allies and are equally in your God's presence.

K is for kindness

Be nice to everyone, even if they don't need it. Moral reward doesn't always come, but don't make that the reason you don't help someone. Be there for them because you sure wish someone would do the same for you, don't you?

L is for love

As long as it's not pedophilia or you're a toxic relationship, love is love, weither it's love for friends, family, lovers, god, strangers, underlings or superiors, it is wonderful

if it's to the opposite gender, great! If it's to the opposite gender, awesome! If they have no gender? Yay! You found love!

M is for mental illness

If you are nerudiveragent or diagnosed with a mental disorder, as long you know right from wrong, you are vaild and deserve to live without discrimination, YOU ARE NOT BROKEN, YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN, you are a unique person and as worthy of opportunity as ones without.

N is for non-binary

Don't identify as male or female? Brilliant! Want to use they/them pronouns? Lovely! You are who you are, don't let others force you into gender stereotypes or roles.

O is for Only you can decide who you want to be

Don't let people try to change who you are unless it helps you grow and become a better person, if you want to be gay be gay, if you want to be trans, be trans, if you want to be a pedophile, burn in hell.

P is for parents

If you're child isn't perfect, who cares? If they are not committing crimes you shouldn't hate them because they are queer, mentally ill or not what you wanted them to be.

Q is for queer.

Queer can also mean weird, and everyone is weird, don't fight it.

Penguins can be gay and the other penguins don't judge, Flowers are bigender and no one gives them crap, sea anemones are asexual and we concider it something worth learning, clown fish can change their gender and there is no one judging them, lemurs more often than not have female leaders and Female Hyenas are the dominant ones and they don't discriminate, a gorilla, which using sign language, she was able to know what humans are doing to the earth was wrong, and yet humans concider themselves the greatest creatures in earth.

R is for Religion.

You can believe what you want and who you want, god or gods, or maybe none at all, that's alright as long as you don't force it upon others you can have faith in what you wish to have faith in.

S is for Someday

Someday we will be accepted, Someday we will be treated equally, SOMEDAY we are at peace, SOMEDAY WE CAN LIVE WITH OUT SUPPRESSION AND DISCRIMINATION.

BUT THAT DAY WILL NEVER COME IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT

T is for Trans

Transgender people are real people, you chromozones may say something else but if you want to defy that, then go ahead.

You are you, you deserve to have the body you identify as, and maybe someday we can do that without having to pay a ton of money keeping us from being who we truly are.

U is for understanding

You need to be understanding of others who are different from you, not everyone is the same and that's what makes this world so beautiful but if you change it to fit a mold you strip it from that. UNDERSTANDING IS THE KEY TO ACCEPTING

V is for violence solves nothing

Fighting fire with fire makes more fire, only water will distinguish the flames.

W is for wishing

Everyone can wish for something, everyone can have the same idea for something, only once YOU make it a reality will it come true, stop waiting for others to save you, if no one's coming, get out the hole yourself and get there at your own pace

X is for xylophone.

Xylophones are usually rainbow are they not? And no one hates them for it.

Y is for you.

You can decide who you are and what you can achieve, don't let people get in the way of your goals unless you are committing an act of unforgivable sin

Z is for zoophilla

Uhhh....

We all have our own standing on that one...

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