#XbCrafted

[rendiggitydog]

A bunch of silly stuff I’ve done recently!

Last one is a reference to this post! With diff hermits obv lol

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Keralis: I have an idea, okay? I've got an idea. Maybe, somehow, we can gain some pity points against xB in each competition, and, uh, I think this might be the way. Joel over here...he makes custom songs. (reading Joel's instructions) "Do you want me to make a song for you?" Yes indeed. "Well you're in the right place. I will make you a custom--" (Jevin's noteblock cover of Jingle Bells begins to play, and Keralis laughs) It's all over the place. Jevin! "I will make you a custom song or cover. However the price varies depending on what you want. Shop adverts--(muttering quickly to himself) sixty diamonds a cover with acapella backing, fifty diamonds original song with Epidemic, (questioning) ten diamonds for use on Hermit Baths Pod?" What's that? "Random song about whatever you want." Okay... "Love song." This. This is the way. "How to order: put your name the order book la la la, contact you to discuss whether you want, blah blah--" Yes. We're gonna have a love song for xB.

Keralis: (reading his letter to Joel) "Dear Joel. I need a love song to xB, something heartfelt and tragic about the struggles of being left-handed. I plan to play it whenever we compete to gain maximum pity points. Help a lefty out, my friend, Keralis." That will be perfect. That's gonna be--(mumbling quickly) what was it, eighty diamonds right? I don't have eighty diamo--(normal voice) nah, I've got eighty diamonds. Well worth it.

[geluckgk]

The end of the last Xb's video is just pure comic genius

Transcript :

Keralis : I love Ya. At the end of the day, you're a good friend. I just like you less

Xb : We had fun

Keralis : No

Xb : Fun was had, by everyone involve

Keralis : No, fun was not had

Xbcrafted : Oh it was, trust.

Keralis : I've spent forty minutes of my life swinging a mass and failing terribly. If I cut that down to maybe two minutes, yeah, I'm great at this game ! Cut that out, okay ? [gibberish]

Xbcrafted : Just nobody come look at my video cause it will have everything

Keralis : Noooo ! You can't, Xb, look at my face, you can't

Xbcrafted : It's too late, the video is already out, people are watching right now

[Long silence]

Keralis : I'm gonna blow up your jacuzzi

[More silence]

Keralis : Bye

Xbcrafted : Bye

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

List of hermits that don't really know how to swim.

Cleo, she will just stray up sink

Doc, prostetics are way to heavy, atleast he made them water proof

X has also the "too heavy" problem with his Armour

Joe will just slowly and comicly sink into the water for no reason

Grian, despite the whole fishing obsession, doesn't know how to swim

Keralis can swim but he rather have Xb holding him while in the water - 🦋

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[crisismoth]

Xb! with guardian eyes because its kewl ^_^

speedpaint + notes under cut

parts of xb design inspired by remderance ^_^

mild flash warning

[rapidwaterzzz]

HERMITCRAFT SUPERPOWER AU!!:

Character list:

(heavily based off newest wildlife ep, some keep those powers, i changed the ones i didnt rlly like 😅)

Name: “B” Dubs

Age: 17

Height: 5’5

Ability: Time control, can speed up or slow down times

Drawback: Gets extremely tired if overused

Mastery: 80%, cant slow or speed up time for to long

Name: Cub Fan

Age: 17

Height: 5’8

Ability: Can summon any type of “hostile mob” entities, almost full control of said mobs

Drawback: If to many are spawned, can lose control of mobs and they can attack the wrong people

Mastery: 80%, limit of spawning 10 mobs at once without losing control of them

Name: Doc M’Seven

Age: 19

Height: 6’4

Ability: Creeper hybrid, can trigger explosions from his hands

Drawback: His body can’t resist the explosions itself (many scars)(metal arm and eye for a reason)

Mastery: 95%, rarely gets injured anymore

Name: Etho Slab

Age: 17

Height: 6’1

Ability: Shadow manipulation, can mess up opponents vision, and shadows can take a physical form

Drawback: Can cause dissociation and lightheadedness if large amount of shadows are manipulated at once

Mastery: 65%, goes over his manipulation limit a decent amount

Name: False Symmetry

Age: 18

Height: 5’7

Ability: Weather Manipulation ( can determine where lightning strikes, etc)

Drawback: Fatigue if to severe of a storm or weather condition is created

Mastery: 80%, doesn’t have full control on weather conditions yet, doesn’t know how to cause some weather conditions yet (hail, and tornados)

Name: Gemini Tay

Age: 16

Height: 5’4

Ability: Astral Projection, can spiritually travel to other areas, and talk to dead spirits (great for spying)

Drawback: Leaves body as a empty case pretty much, prone to injury if someone is jot guarding

Mastery: 50%, can’t control how long shes projecting

Name: Scar Goodtimes

Age: 17

Height: 6’2

Ability: Bungee limbs, can throw punches and kicks at a distance with stretch limbs with great strength

Drawback: Can cause severe cramps if stretched to far

Mastery: 75%, tends to stretch limbs to far

Name: Grian ___________

Age: 16

Height: 5’6

Ability: Steal, allows him to steal someones ability for 5 minutes after touching them

Drawback: Whatever drawback the ability he steals has, except he gets it way easier due to not having experience with said ability

Mastery: 85%, Pretty good at adapting to whatever ability is stolen

Name: Hypno Tized

Age: 17

Height: 6’1

Ability: Mind control, after holding eye contact , or physical contact, with opponent for 5 seconds, he can take full control of there mind for as long as he can hold it

Drawback: Migranes, dizzy spells, nausea if held for to long

Mastery: 60%, tends to take control of someone else for to long

Name: Jevin Islime

Age: 18

Height: 5’8

Ability: Slime, can excrete a slime from his skin thanks helps with sticking to things, sticking opponents in place, or can be slippery

Drawback: Drys out skin, can cause skin cracking and bleeding if to much slime is created

Mastery: 85%, good at going over his limit, and good at using it to his advantage

Name: Impulse Essvee

Age: 18

Height: 6’0

Ability: Teleportation, can teleport to any area he looks at , and can swap places with opponent if eye contact is held for 3 seconds

Drawback: Can get severe dizzy spells if he teleports to much in little time

Mastery: 80%, knows not to go to quickly, sometimes has little ‘spasms’ where he teleports around every 5 seconds which is out of his control

Name: Joe Hills

Age: 17

Height: 5’10

Ability: Healing melody, humming a specific melody can allow him to heal the person he’s touching

Drawback: Loses his voice easily

Mastery: 90%, cannot fully heal major injuries

Name: “K” Eralis

Age: 19

Height: 6’3

Ability: Eye Lock, If he makes eye contact with opponent, he can lock them in place for up to 7 minutes

Drawback: Can happen even with his teammates by mistake, cannot stop it

Mastery: 95%, wears eye-mask so no one can see his eyes while not in battle

Name: Mumbo Jumbo

Age: 18

Height: 6’4

Ability (up to change): Telekinesis, can move objects and entities without touching them

Drawback: Gets headache if he moves or lifts to many things at once

Mastery: 90%

Name: “Pearl”escent Moon

Age: 18

Height: 5’11

Ability: Flight (pretty self explanatory)

Drawback: Gets lightheaded and short of breath from high altitudes

Mastery: 95% Can fly for pretty long, and knows how to incorporate physical strength and flight into altercations

Name: Ren Dog

Age: 18

Height: 5’10

Ability: Wolf hybrid, heightened hearing, smell, and speed, can communicate with wolves and dogs, can morph into a dog

Drawback: None really

Mastery: 90%

Name: Skizz Leman

Age: 18

Height: 6’2

Ability: Solar Strength, he gains strength in the sun, has heightened strength and can shoot rays at opponents

Drawback: Gets fatigue after exzert to much sun energy

Mastery: 75%, sometime uses stored up sun energy to quickly

Name: “Joel” Smallish Beans

Age: 16

Height: 5’7

Ability: Electricity manipulation, can electrocute opponents, and can channel electrical currents (imagine denki from mha)

Drawback: Dizziness, and passing out if to much electricity is released (will be discombobulated for a 1-3 days depending on how much electricity was output)

Mastery: 65%, can’t control exactly where electricity outputs go, and sometimes loses control of how much electricity he outputs

Name: Tango Tek

Age: 18

Height: 5’8

Ability: Fire manipulation, can summon fires and shoot flames at people

Drawback: Can experience the more minor symptoms of heatstroke( fatigue, dehydration, fast breathing, muscle spasms, delirium, etc)

Mastery: 75%, loses control of flames once they attach to something

Name: Beef Vintage

Age: 17

Height: 6’1

Ability: Chains, can form chains out of any part of his body, which helps with transport and physical attacks

Drawback: Causes skin dryness if overuse

Mastery:85%, still working on aim

Name: Wels Knight

Age: 18

Height: 5’9

Ability: Weapon, any type of weapons can be created out of fat stored up in his body (like momo from mha, except only weapons)

Drawback: Can cause extreme weakness if he makes more weapons that fat stored

Mastery: 90%, knows his limits, sometimes overdoes it in panic

Name: Xb Crafted

Age: 17

Height: 5’7

Ability: Water Manipulation, can manipulate water, shooting it can have enough force to injure opponents, can also breathe underwater

Drawback: Can cause severe dehydration (dizziness, confusion, tiredness, etc)

Mastery: 85%, sometime outputs more water than he means to, and needs work on aiming

Name: Xisuma Void

Age:19

Height: 6’3

Ability: Code manipulation, can manipulate code to change people attributes, abilities, and mental states for a set period of time

Drawback: Can cause severe confusion if to much is changed in a short time

Mastery: 99%

Name: Zed Aph

Age:16

Height: 5’6

Ability: Static, can change opponents surroundings to look and sound static like

Drawback: Can mess up his own vision and hearing for a hour or twoif he keeps someone static-y for to long

Mastery: 80%, tends to forget his limits

Name: Cleo Zombie

Age:19

Height: 5’8

Ability: Necromancy, can summon zombies of deceased people for a short period of time

Drawback: None known of

Mastery: 85%, Can’t hold control of zombies for to long

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[offline-nobody]

joel on empires vs joel on hermitcraft

[whereismycaplock]

never know our hermits r good cosplayers

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!

[bc-jpeg]

the mycelium resistance vs hep_07

[hermitzine piece from the last year]

[kyxuu]

happy 12 years of hermitcraft <3

[polyearthane]

everyhermit gives zero shits about making videos and just want to hang out and it's awesome

[peskyvinot]

ladies and gentlemen, miners and crafters

mind the jumpscare

this is Hands down, THE BEST clip of hermitcraft season 10.

"OBLITERATE!"

"OH. MY. GAWD."

[itschizzled]

Obliterate!

[myrathefarmer]

So long, Season 9!