#Wuster

[ilcovodelbikersgrunf]

Ahiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣

[snakemanaustralia]

A fake scientist named Jane Melville has engaged in taxonomic vandalism in an attempt to unlawfully rename nine species of Australian dragon lizard.

They are listed below.

The nine illegally coined names are as follows: Lophognathus horneri Melville et al., 2018 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Lophognathus wellingtoni Hoser, 2015 Tympanocryptis argillosa Melville et al. 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis optus Hoser, 2019. Tympanocryptis darlingensis Chaplin, Wilson, Sumner & Melville, 2023 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis deniselivingstonae Hoser, 2019 Tympanocryptis hobsoni Chaplin, Wilson, Sumner & Melville, 2023 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis courtneyleitchae Hoser, 2019 Tympanocryptis einasleighensis Chaplin, Wilson, Sumner & Melville, 2023 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis karimdaouesi Hoser, 2019 Tympanocryptis osbornei Melville et al. 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis lineata Peters, 1863. Tympanocryptis petersi Melville et al. 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis snakebustersorum Hoser, 2019. Tympanocryptis rustica Melville et al. 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis lachlanheffermani Hoser, 2019. Tympanocryptis tolleyi Melville et al. 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Tympanocryptis vodafone Hoser, 2019. Also it is worth noting that Jane Melville also illegally renamed the genus Melvillesaurea Hoser, 2015 as Tropicagama in 2018 as well. She has been getting people to use that name as correct since then, fully aware that her name is an illegally coined synonym of Melvillesaurea and that Melvillesaurea is in fact the correct genus name.

To learn more, see: Hoser, R. T. 2024. Taxonomic vandalism by Wolfgang Wuster and his gang of thieves. Yet more illegally coined names by the rule breakers for species and genera previously named according to the rules of the International Code of Zoological Nomenclature. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:47-63. That can be downloaded at: https://www.smuggled.com/AJH-72-pages-47-63.pdf

Also see: Hoser, R. T. 2019 11 new species, 4 new subspecies and a subgenus of Australian Dragon Lizard in the genus Tympanocryptis Peters, 1863, with a warning on the conservation status and long-term survival prospects of some newly named taxa. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 39:23-52. That can be downloaded at: https://www.smuggled.com/issue-39-pages-23-52.pdf

See also: Hoser, R. T. 2019. Richard Shine et al. (1987), Hinrich Kaiser et al. (2013), Jane Melville et al. (2018 and 2019): Australian Agamids and how rule breakers, liars, thieves, taxonomic vandals and law breaking copyright infringers are causing reptile species to become extinct. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 39:23-52. That can be downloaded at: https://www.smuggled.com/issue-39-pages-53-63.pdf

[stelashe]

On this super normal magazine there is a page dedicated to questions about sex and one was about the new p0rn trend called sfw with a picture of what I thought was an hotdog with eyes and my 6 yo nieces goes "look a wuster in a vagina! " and looking better yeah that could be a cartoonish vagina next to a cartoon wuster but I was like dude maybe this isn't that sfw we adults are just dumber

[kazz-brekker]

rewatching normal people because i desire to feel melancholy about fictional people and my keen new england ears did in fact notice this time around that they mentioned worcester, massachusetts and mispronounced it

[tf2heritageposts]

bitch i’m 100% english i’m as white as can be. wuster sauce. i’ve been to worcestershire before

well

[cherishbendy]

Buster Wuster!

Here is my Poppy Oc!...or so to say Huggysona? I don't remember the term lol.

Anywho. I made him around 2021. He is around 13ft! I loved to think the Wuggies such as Kissy and Huggy were 10ft. As when the game came out I searched it up and say "10ft!" so yep! He is just Kissy Missy and Huggy Wuggy combined with colors. He is also mixed with thr ink demon. I mixed up 3 things I love together! Don't judge me okay? I was immature 3 years ago😒...

This is the first time I drew him. Yes. What the hell? GIRL? HELP?. But yep! He has changed along the way. No beans. Dramatic story. Human appearance. (Okay well...i'm still trying to redesign him-) and emotionally emotional 😍.. Anyways uh that's all I have so far! Maybe I could explain more about him later on? But from then on. I'll upload 2 days. Maybe. GOODBYE!

[ackackh]

Me pretending to do research for Andy’s hometown by listening to Sam Seder talk about WUSTER, MASS.

[dog-juniorfilm]

Short, looping animation following Austin Kleon's "family tree" exercise.

The main artists I looked at for this one were: Chloe Peters, Yasmine Wuster, Autumn Chiu, Amy Nguyen, Maria Kalinina, Emily Higgs, Alejandra Green, Christina Zhang, Ivyteas, Iremau, zemyata, and Erin Hanson

Animals, and especially tigers, appear a lot in the work of artists I like, which is ironic because I've only drawn a tiger once or twice. I love bright color palettes AND subdued ones, so I tried to combine them here! Gotta have some messy paint in there too. I had a lot of fun messing around in After Effects with the puppet tools and compositing, so will try to find more excuses to do that in the future.

[kingbadgermole]

Hey Wu. I was wondering if you could rate all the nicknames you've been called.

Greetings and salutations, anon! ✨

Unfortunately, I don't have many nicknames—what a tragedy, right? However! From best to downright high treason 😒...

Here they are!

Badger King: 10/10

- No nickname will ever beat this one.

[Insert Romantic Pet Name Here]: 9/10 (-5/10)

- Yes, thank you. Unless you don't meet the one very exclusive requirement. Then -5/10.

Pretty Boy (Genuine): 8/10

- I know I am. Thank you 😌💚

Wuster: 7.5/10

- It was a gift from Bolin, which endears me to it, but that's all it's got going for it.

Spindleshanks: 7/10

- It was given to me by the legendary Master Toph Beifong herself, but really? My legs? I have much better qualities. Bonus points for creativity.

Twink: 6/10

- Listen. I know you're telling it like it is but get more creative. Where's the ingenuity? The pizazz? ✨

The Green Menace: 5/10

- I wear other colours, you know? I'll take it, I guess.

Mole Man: 4/10

- Excuse me? You're missing the "badger" part. How weird would it be for just a "mole" to exist. I don't want to think about it.

Gooby Wu-by: 3/10

- This was a... Hm. Let's just say this one came from Avatar Korra under a few too many glasses of giggle water. Some people would rather not be called cowards for their intelligent and rational decision to not ride a shopping trolley down a hill.

Pretty Boy (Sarcastic): 2/10

- Not everyone can appreciate beauty.

Big W: 1/10

- My response to this is: Big W(hy). Kind of counteracts the previous nicknames that characterize me as scrawny.

Hope that answers your question ✨💚

[z-ppy]

something something nate is a masshole

"I don't see Wuster on the map..." Brad shakes out the map and stares harder at the little square labeled "Massachusetts."

"Call Nate again. I'm sick of being stuck in this goddamn car." Ray lays on the horn. "These goddamn yankees can't fucking drive!"

"Breathe, Ray." Brad selects Nate's number from his very short list of contacts. "Hi, Nate-- you said to call you once we were through Wuster. Looking at the map and the roadsigns, no such place exists. Please amend your instructions before Ray re-starts the Civil War."

Silence.

"Nate?"

A muffled snort, then a click as Nate hangs up.

He calls back a minute later, breathless with laughter and apologizing, and tells them to look for signs for "Wor-chester."

[questaelamiavita]

Il ketchup sul wuster ?, c'è a chi piace e a chi non piace.. Buon pranzo .

[snakemanaustralia]

More taxonomic vandalism - Conrad Hoskin

Oedura picta Hoskin 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Oedura attenboroughi Wells and Wellington, 1985. Oedura elegans Hoskin 2019 is an illegally coined junior synonym of Oedura shireenhoserae Hoser, 2017. Learn more about Wolfgang Wuster and taxonomic vandalism at: http://www.smuggled.com/scientific-fraud-wolfgang-wuster.htm

[goingtothebes]

discourse: is jon wuster appropriating lesbian and nonbinary culture with his funk buttondowns?

NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. He actually is and it is so insensitive 🙄.

[rocals]

well now the question is if tmg and mcr each covered one of each other's songs. what would it be. personally i would kill to hear the matt douglas saxophone take on the wttbp intro

I absolutely agree with you on Matt Douglass wttbp, that's definitely high on my list. I would love to hear tmg do not that kind of girl, honestly, and vampires will never hurt you (vampires as addiction metaphors RISE UP!), and desert song would be really fucked up and I'd like to hear it. My top pick for the goats to cover is My Way Home. it feels like a going to [x] song, and I really wanna hear jon wuster fuck it up on that track.

my #1 need is for mcr to cover the Jordan lakes session version of See America Right with the loooong guitar solo outro (RAYYY) and the "when we never make it make to California I want you to know I love you" lyric change. I also really think that gerard would have a blast with foreign object. I need to hear what ray and frank would do with werewolf gimmick. I really would love basically anything off of heretic pride, but especially Lovecraft in brooklyn or Michael Myers resplendent.

The REAL answer is that mcr should cover The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones, obviously.

[tf2heritageposts]

“aha you cant say worcestershire sauce” you guys know it’s pronounced wuster right. wuster sauce??? have you been trying to say the whole thing guys cmon

i’m white