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someone GOD give him his cookies already hes such a good im going to cry ;A;)

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Keep reading

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Just a whole dump of ‘em

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 Heres some half baked Valentines-sin that I never got around to finishing. It was supposed to be something like Morty was pestering rick about a valentines gift so rick gets him lingerie as a joke just to be a dick because seriously morty you want grandpa to get you chocolate and roses n shit??? but then weeks later rick catches morty actually wearing them while hes helping him with science shit in the garage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Rick definitely throws some willllld after parties man, More of this AU  

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four months late but heres kind of a continuation of this 420 sin !

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Constantly thinking about that time Rick tried to sexy mo/rty up for a judge to get out of going to space jail…. 

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not a simulation

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holding hands in class

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scar’s all flirt but no balls lol 

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@space-babe-kay Thank you for this wonderful idea

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Yeah, you know, he does have a lot of really weird, made-up sounding catchphrases.

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yes

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Scar: “I guess you can say we’re a little more than just friends, heh.”

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okay one more .gif for all the sinners

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Rick scrolling through y’alls self ship art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Ok but what about Rick ejaculating prematurely during his first time with Morty because he’s just so turned on at the prospect of fucking his grandson

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