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Mario the scientist is conducting an experiment in his laboratory. But what is he mixing up in that test tube? "I think I have discovered a cure for the common cold," shouts Mario. "Now if only I could find a way to get people to try it. This stuff smells awful!"
Scientists are people who explore the workings of the world by observing things and by collecting facts. By exploring the world in the way, scientists have made many important discoveries and inventions that have made our lives better.
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Hello! I'a not back from my hiatus.
But I have heard PETA is currently complaining about'a Cow from Mario Kart World!
Dear PETA,
I remember you'a fucking flash games. I'a remember all the BULLSHIT you'a have caused me in the past. I'a-
okay my lawyer is telling me to stop writing i'a refrain
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Hello everyone! This'a Super Mario!
My'a queue has finally run out, outside of'a the Mario Quiz Cards, and I'a burning out quite a bit in comparison to'a when Mario Kart World jumpstarted me again back in'a June!
As a result, I'a going to take a hiatus for the forseeable future! I'a have... over 300 asks in my'a ask box, so I'a try to chip at those and'a queue them when necessary. I'a appreciate all of the patience from you all for this! Thank you very much!
I'a eventually come back! Probably! But it'a seem like I've spurred on a bunch of'a Mario themed blogs in the meantime, so feel free to'a check them all out! I'a would say this is 'passing the mantle', but Mario'a selfish, so he'a eventually come back to reclaim his'a 'throne'. My'a throne which'a consists of a bunch of Nintendo Console boxes that you'a fall through when you sit on them!
I'a love you all very much! Please'a take it easy! I'a see you all next time!
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me and'a the homies pulling up to KILL bowser for being a little rude JERK
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Hello, devout christian White Yoshi!
Do you know what to do when Bowser's Drunk?..
Totally not Yellow Toad..
Get him to'a talk about his brother! That'a usually work!
They'a estranged so he'a got all sorts of strange stories!
...Yellow Toad. I'a like you, but you'a have a habit of'a causing shenanigans.
I'a wish you luck with that!
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Yes!
As it'a turns out, you'a CAN run out of save state slots in'a you modded SNES Classic. Please'a join me in a moment of'a silence for all of the cute fake'a Demo Gameplay I'a made of my first party SNES games I'a ported in so I'a could watch them in'a sequence by'a leaving the console idle.
Toad please stop acting happy this is a sad moment.
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Oh. You'a meant my mailbox! Hoohoo! I'a see now.
You'a are SO MEAN
Hllo it is I BOWSER! I sent an explosive gift in your ma! BWAHAHhahahahahsghehrhehhdh
my MOM?!
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Hllo it is I BOWSER! I sent an explosive gift in your ma! BWAHAHhahahahahsghehrhehhdh
my MOM?!
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Do you know what to do when Bowser's Drunk?..
Totally not Yellow Toad..
Get him to'a talk about his brother! That'a usually work!
They'a estranged so he'a got all sorts of strange stories!
...Yellow Toad. I'a like you, but you'a have a habit of'a causing shenanigans.
I'a wish you luck with that!
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hello paisano because this is such a niche ass'a thing i will spoonfeed you personally
you'a go onto this reddit post you'a download the hmod file you'a drag and drop it into'a hakchi2 and you'a turn it on! and it'a compress all your old save states automatically and'a will compress any future ones!
As it'a turns out, you'a CAN run out of save state slots in'a you modded SNES Classic. Please'a join me in a moment of'a silence for all of the cute fake'a Demo Gameplay I'a made of my first party SNES games I'a ported in so I'a could watch them in'a sequence by'a leaving the console idle.
Toad please stop acting happy this is a sad moment.
#if you'a asking where i got my video games that'a tough luck i apologize#and i'a COULD potentially import/export my save state files but... that's REALLY niche....#so you'a do it yourself
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turn OFF THE AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS TURN THEM OFF TURN THEM OFF TURN THEM OFF
i'a getting too old for this
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You know, I'a never watch that movie! I'a have it stolen on my'a 3DS so I'a can watch it in 3D, but I'a didn't actually do that yet!
This'a sound fun! I'mma coming over! I'a bring popcorn and'a reese's pieces and we'a mix them all up in a bowl! Thank you so much!
i'a getting too old for this
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i'a FIXED it there's a mod that'a compress you'a save state sizes so you'a can have more and now the save states are'a BACK and i'a can sit on my ass and'a watch SNES demos on my'a tv all i want. WAHOO!
As it'a turns out, you'a CAN run out of save state slots in'a you modded SNES Classic. Please'a join me in a moment of'a silence for all of the cute fake'a Demo Gameplay I'a made of my first party SNES games I'a ported in so I'a could watch them in'a sequence by'a leaving the console idle.
Toad please stop acting happy this is a sad moment.
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