#Wrist grab

[erifefism]

I am bringing more 2night😈😈😈🫡🫡🫡

[sail-not-drift]

Leverage | s05e09 | THE RUNDOWN JOB

Hey, we're thieves, man. And we're good at what we do. But this is way, way out of our league. And you expect us to go catch some psycho with a city killer? A country killer?

[dilfexpress]

being the butcher's basement baby

"I'm in control. Of everything. When you eat, when you drink, when you breathe air, when you get fucked. All of it."

"If you behave, you'll be rewarded, but fail to do anything I say and there'll be consequences. Do you understand?"

[petrii-dish]

Snapped back to reality after 10 hours in a cold sweat. Mal Du Pays Banette

[mushyfart]

the way they look at eachother in this scene oh my GOD

(Bride of Re-Animator: "Meg is Re-Animated" Deleted Scene)

[backatitagainatichirakus]

Obkk au in which Obito has a bit less self control and openly stalks Kakashi when he's out of the village (he's not dumb enough to let people find out he can get inside Konoha anytime he wants) and it's a whole thing.

In canon everybody always recognizes Kakashi everywhere he goes. "The copy nin" "Kakashi of the Sharingan" in this au everyone knows that everywhere Kakashi goes, the weirdo with the mask is never far behind. It's even on the bingo book, "Hatake Kakashi. Sharingan user, Ninjutsu specialist. Signature jutsu: chidori. Last living student of the fourth Hokage. Constantly shadowed by a masked man."

It's driving everybody nuts. Danzo tried to kill Kakashi once, sent his root agents after him and they were slaughtered before they could even make contact. There was a note on one of them with a doodle of the stalker's mask.

The Hokage can't afford to keep one of his best soldiers inside the village, so every time Kakashi departs he does it in disguise, through hidden exits. Yet no matter what they try, the moment Kakashi steps outside the masked man is there, sitting on a branch, staring at him silently.

He never looks away.

Konan and Nagato pity him (and also are EXTREMELY confused).

At first Kakashi used to attack him, but his attacks went through him and he thought he was going nuts until one mission he went out with a team and turned out they could see him too, and they also could not touch him.

The man never spoke, never attacked.

Until Kakashi almost takes a sword to the back, but instead of the pain of steel breaking through armor and flesh, he only feels a warm spray of blood hitting the back of his neck. He turns, startled, and sees his stalker, closer than ever before, holding the freshly ripped off head of the enemy Shinobi that almost took his life.

When the information that the man would interfere if Kakashi's life was truly in danger, the smartest people ran the moment Kakashi showed up. The others lost their lives, usually by Kakashi's hand. The other times the masked man would interfere and easily dispose of those threats.

Kakashi got attacked almost exclusively with genjutsu and paralytics afterwards, always aiming to incapacitate, never to kill. Which was very annoying in Kakashi's opinion, but after a few years he got used to it.

Needless to say, the wave mission went very differently, with Zabuza cursing to high heavens the moment he recognizes who he is facing.

What the hell is he supposed to do now, the man's speciality is silent assassination. Killing is so easy, too easy. He's been doing it since he was five, he's a prodigy at it! He doesn't know how to incapacitate in a way that doesn't end up with someone losing a limb. What if he hits Kakashi too hard and the guy drops dead, huh? What then?

A few meters away, Haku sits on a branch besides the famous masked man, staring down at a group of bemused genin and one old man, an extremely embarrassed jounin, and Zabuza pacing in front of them, ranting and cursing and swinging kurikiribōchō around.

[onifanss]

Congee •

[fruitytboy]

anyone care for a tboy tummy? for tummy tuesday??

[1000dactyls]

a random assortment of httyd drawings i’ve collected in the past couple of weeks…. B) maggotfig is my httyd oc who is a very good viking boy who dreams of not very viking appropriate things, like what the best kenning for a zippleback’s teeth might be. his right eye is covered because it causes him a lot of pain and is hyper-sensitive when exposed to light, leading to a lot of migraines. it’s a good thing gormworm (or “gormy”) guards his blindspot���

[fragonreal]

:3 (bonus spamblue below)

[erifefism]

MORE SMUT😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 RAHHHHSUAUWUWIAIIALQKQ8Q8Q8QKQJQ

@grimfurbybitch

[vitreouspositive]

they really will sooner bleed out their energon onto each other than shed tears in front of each other

[skyhighdisco]

Jeremy and James in One For The Road

for @j-loves-j-andilldieonthishill

[grayintogreen]

WHAAAAAT

[no-light-left-on]

"Fuck you."

I've been re-reading What Lies Between Sorrow and Longing and since I am unwell about this entire fic I drew a scene from Chapter 4

[basil-the-bulbasaur]

We all know Jimmy would try to stop Tango from hurting anyone when he's upset, but we don't talk a lot about the reverse

C!Jimmy is so easily frustrated. And he's impulsive. He gets into fights over getting called a toy or whatever the latest joke-to-rile-up-Jimmy is.

I think Tango would calm him down. Not dismiss his feelings, but still convince him to let it go. 'You're not wrong but you'll only get hurt' sort of thing.

I just think they'd mellow each other out. Not quite an NaCl pairing, but similar concept