#Wouldn’t you?

[bugeyedfreaks]

beach fun! 🏖️

[kibounokuro]

I know for a fact, deep in my heart, that Sakura summons a tiny Katsuyu to talk to frequently.

Little pocket friend.

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

tcb really said for the gays

[cxffeereid]

Like I completely understand why John did all he did.. I mean..

I would to become a vampire then slowly start to poison my beloved community so me and my baby momma could try again after years of regret and suffering..

[guildmaster-galerion]

Guildmaster, are there any policies on eating whilst one is studying Conjuration magic?

While any magic lesson of value should include the dangers of distracted casting, our Conjuration Masters are particularly strict about enforcing proper spellcasting form. The school of Conjuration is well known among those with even the most minuscule amount of arcane knowledge as one of the most volatile. Working with Daedra is never so straightforward, especially when one must account for their distinct lack of interest in working with you.

Those unfamiliar with the history surrounding Conjuration as a viable spellcasting discipline may not be aware of just how perilous even a single attempt at reaching into Oblivion once was, nor just how often new, aspiring Conjuration Mages met their unfortunate ends during their studies. Before the efforts of one Corvus Direnni to simplify and secure the process, practitioners were expected to balance two equally difficult and imperative components; a spell of summoning, and a rune to bind the resulting summon. As I said, Daedra are highly aggressive and irritatingly stubborn, and would like nothing more than to disembowel you where you stand. Thus, a simple summon without the element of binding— and thus enthrallment of the entity— would, and has, ended in bloodshed.

Though these two components have now been combined into a single, far more stable summoning ritual, Conjuration still remains a delicate and perilous practice, and thus should be treated with the respect and attention it deserves— for the sake for your studies, and your wellbeing.

I recommend “Principles of Conjuration”, penned by Corvus himself, if you wish to learn more about the topic. You may easily find a copy at a Mages Guildhall in your area.

[lady-of-disdain]

Would you fuck an alien?

i own every mass effect game

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[ato-dato]

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

[chloesimaginationthings]

William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..

[bighornerherder]

This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Beans.

My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.

The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.

The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.

He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.

Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.

For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."

Athena: "Finish it."

Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."

Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."

Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."

Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

Hestia, probably: