#Worm for president

[wormysblog]

So much of my weight goes to my tummy and I would not have it any other way 💗 my belly is the first this to enter a room, even with every step jiggles ripple down my body 🥺 I love being a rotund tub of lard. The idea of growing my belly makes me even hornier.

[eastern-lights]

I promise to give myself a presidential detox one of these days, but this is an actual exchange from an interview a famous czech youtuber did with Pavel before the elections:

And I smell a meme template

(here’s the blank, please tag me in your creations, I wanna see them:)

[wormvibes]

Quackity introducing politics to qsmp like

[thatsbelievable]

[senator-onahole]

[skateironicallycantskate]

my science teacher said no. my friends said no. MY OWN DAD SAID NO

[victoriadallonfan]

I know it’s entirely against her character.

I know she’d absolutely hate it.

But I really want to see an AU where Victoria had to run that small country Goddess would give her as a gift

[ghxstkn1fe]

i just woke up in the middle of the night, started immediately like catastrophising because that’s just what my brain does. and then, not 30 seconds into it, the concept of Jay Ferin was inserted into my mind. i instantly felt better. she’s like my guardian angel <3

[heretodefyfate]

gosh, seeing people happily discussing about their OCs make me want to show my OCs too but then i realized i still have not make any "official" art of them and their background details are still being worked on

[wormysblog]

If I were president there would be more lesbian feedee/feeder dynamics I'll tell you that!!!!!

[queerclarkkent]

Okay fellow tumblr users,

I found the Trump/Biden relationship concept very funny, yes? As most do?

Yet, it has legitimate following on Ao3

Now, one would assume this to be, mostly, fetish porn

HOWEVER,

I have made a shocking discovery:

Most of this is not explicitly... explicit

My findings:

All

Gen

Teen

Mature

Unrated

With, nearly a firm last being explicit fiction

therefore, it is not just a porn ship. A crack ship, sure. Yet, there may be fluff, cafe aus . ... non explict abo fantasies

most were written after the last election of 2020

it can be concluded that the people of america and beyond want this, we need this. We want two old guys to smoosh, but not just in bed. Smoosh in love

Two former, redundant presidents fucking AND hand holding will save the American nation

TO, two former redundant presidents fucking

In this essay I will-

[frogsandmushrooms]

I’m sorry, the presidential options are

WHAT

this year?

[lucidd-the-weirdo]

Lego Movie fan art again cause I saw the second part- Yay!!! Also last one is a scene redraw from the first movie :3c

[gorillaxyz]

heeheehee i was talking to my mum aby what our family would be like if we were american parodies of ourselves and i said shed always vote democrat bc of jfk but if another kennedy is running for prez shed vote him... and she agreed :)

[ay-its-grey]

i’m voting for the worms in RFKs brain for president

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

hi!!

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh,

They call me Dr worm.

Do you ever wonder why

Back when I was 17,

Hey I like your bra

send me "hi" and I'll shuffle my playlist and give you the first line of the first 5 songs in a poem