#Worm for president

[wormysblog]

So much of my weight goes to my tummy and I would not have it any other way 💗 my belly is the first this to enter a room, even with every step jiggles ripple down my body 🥺 I love being a rotund tub of lard. The idea of growing my belly makes me even hornier.

[galaxy-fleur]

you think Leon got some sort of reward from Ashley after they returned to US? genuinely asking of course

or did they just get separated? wonder if they even had a chance to say proper goodbyes 😭

It could go either way, honestly! Realistically speaking, they'd immediately get hounded by a team of medics and personnel as soon as they get back to base. I'm guessing President Graham and the rest of her family would be there first hand as well. Ashley would get escorted away pretty quickly: to make sure she's okay and have her reunite with her family. It's not unreasonable to think that they don't get a moment for a proper goodbye. Leon has his own duties to attend to, reports to be made, and medical checkups to deal with. He's certainly not one to insist on anything, either. Maybe just a lingering look before he quietly slips away.

But it's also very much possible to imagine Ashley requesting a quick moment to say a final goodbye to him. It'll probably be a tad bit awkward and rushed because of all the eyes watching, but it would be genuine nonetheless. Maybe a pat on the head and a little final quick from Leon, and a grateful smile and a chuckle from Ashley.

So it's really for you to decide, however you want to imagine their parting to be.

[emphasisonthehomo]

However you might feel about Jimmy Carter, one of the things he was very focused on during his lifetime was the eradication/treatment/research of neglected tropical diseases.

The World Health Organization defines them as:

Neglected tropical diseases (NTDs) are a diverse group of conditions caused by a variety of pathogens (including viruses, bacteria, parasites, fungi and toxins) and associated with devastating health, social and economic consequences. NTDs are mainly prevalent among impoverished communities in tropical areas, although some have a much larger geographical distribution. It is estimated that NTDs affect more than 1 billion people, while the number of people requiring NTD interventions (both preventive and curative) is 1.6 billion. The epidemiology of NTDs is complex and often related to environmental conditions. Many of them are vector-borne, have animal reservoirs and are associated with complex life cycles. All these factors make their public-health control challenging.

One of these is the Guinea Worm, which is a debilitating parasite that President Jimmy Carter hoped to eradicate during his lifetime. He was unfortunately unable to do so.

Guinea worm disease (dracunculiasis) is a parasitic infection caused by the nematode roundworm parasite Dracunculus medinensis. It is contracted when people consume water from stagnant sources contaminated with Guinea worm larvae.

There is no known cure for the Guinea worm, the same treatment used today has been in use for thousands of years.

It is on the verge of eradication, and many hope for it to become the second disease eradicated after smallpox. Only 14 human cases were reported in 2023.

The easiest way to help prevent someone from being infected with the Guinea worm is by providing safe water.

The Carter Foundation is dedicated to the eradication of the Guinea worm and accepts donations.

[eastern-lights]

I promise to give myself a presidential detox one of these days, but this is an actual exchange from an interview a famous czech youtuber did with Pavel before the elections:

And I smell a meme template

(here’s the blank, please tag me in your creations, I wanna see them:)

[wormvibes]

Quackity introducing politics to qsmp like

[thatsbelievable]

[tw1nl3s-th3-c10wn]

how do we feel about worm on a string supremacy? do we want them to take our spleens? do we want our livers taken and om nom nommed on? I vote for worm on string as president. will collect our organs and keep them safes.

I vote worm on string as president! we want them to take our organs and keep them safe and warm!! whos with us!!

[senator-onahole]

[victoriadallonfan]

I know it’s entirely against her character.

I know she’d absolutely hate it.

But I really want to see an AU where Victoria had to run that small country Goddess would give her as a gift

[skateironicallycantskate]

my science teacher said no. my friends said no. MY OWN DAD SAID NO

[ghxstkn1fe]

i just woke up in the middle of the night, started immediately like catastrophising because that’s just what my brain does. and then, not 30 seconds into it, the concept of Jay Ferin was inserted into my mind. i instantly felt better. she’s like my guardian angel <3

[wormysblog]

If I were president there would be more lesbian feedee/feeder dynamics I'll tell you that!!!!!

[heretodefyfate]

gosh, seeing people happily discussing about their OCs make me want to show my OCs too but then i realized i still have not make any "official" art of them and their background details are still being worked on

[queerclarkkent]

Okay fellow tumblr users,

I found the Trump/Biden relationship concept very funny, yes? As most do?

Yet, it has legitimate following on Ao3

Now, one would assume this to be, mostly, fetish porn

HOWEVER,

I have made a shocking discovery:

Most of this is not explicitly... explicit

My findings:

All

Gen

Teen

Mature

Unrated

With, nearly a firm last being explicit fiction

therefore, it is not just a porn ship. A crack ship, sure. Yet, there may be fluff, cafe aus . ... non explict abo fantasies

most were written after the last election of 2020

it can be concluded that the people of america and beyond want this, we need this. We want two old guys to smoosh, but not just in bed. Smoosh in love

Two former, redundant presidents fucking AND hand holding will save the American nation

TO, two former redundant presidents fucking

In this essay I will-

[frogsandmushrooms]

I’m sorry, the presidential options are

WHAT

this year?

[lucidd-the-weirdo]

Lego Movie fan art again cause I saw the second part- Yay!!! Also last one is a scene redraw from the first movie :3c