#Wonka 23

[foxysgirl]

Fabulous fun last night at the Wonka Paris Premiere 🍫 ✨

[tinas1469]

Warner Bros. spent $125 million to produce “Wonka" and at least that amount of money if not more to promote Wonka around the world.

So over the weekend Wonka made $39 million at the domestic box office and $112.4 million at the international box office to bring its total to $151.4 million.

To be only 26 million over budget is very disappointing, especially during the holidays and more box office competition is coming.

I don't blame Timothee' s relationship with Kylie Jenner for the low numbers ( I saw people out there doing that). I think in general people didn't know what to expect from this prequel and didn't know any of the songs in the movie, they could have done a better job of getting the songs out there.

I fully expect Dune Part Two to do way way better, everyone is excited about that movie.

[papering-the-wall]

Happy 23rd of DEPPcember ! 

(Johnny Depp) [23/31]

(Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) [2005]

[animusrox]

TOP 10

Past Lives

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Poor Things

Oppenheimer

Barbie

BlackBerry

The Holdovers

The Iron Claw

Killers of the Flower Moon

MY LETTERBOXD Grade A 11.    The Killer 12.    Beau Is Afraid 13.    Dream Scenario 14.    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 15.    Godzilla Minus One 16.    American Fiction 17.    They Cloned Tyrone 18.     Evil Dead Rise 19.    Eileen 20.    The Artifice Girl 21.   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 22.    Talk to Me 23.    Reality 24.    Leave the World Behind 25.    A Thousand and One 26.    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 27.    Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. 28.    Theater Camp 29.   Carmen 30.    Merry Little Batman 31.    Priscilla 32.    Society of the Snow 33.    Infinity Pool 34.    Enys Men 35.    Sanctuary 36.    Rye Lane 37.    Skinamarink 38.    Monster 39.    Anatomy of a Fall 40.    Landscape with Invisible Hand 41.    Reptile 42.    Sisu 43.    Pinball: The Man Who Saved the Game 44.    No One Will Save You 45.    Tetris 46.    May December 47.    The Zone of Interest 48.    V/H/S/85 49.    Dumb Money 50.    El Conde 51.    Arnold 52.    Maestro 53.    Napoleon 54.    20 Days in Mariupol 55.    Influencer 56.    The Creator 57.    Origin 58.    Thanksgiving 59.    Next Goal Wins 60.    The Boy and the Heron 61.    Bottoms 62.    Wonka

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Grade B

63.   God Is a Bullet 64.    No Hard Feelings 65.    Joy Ride 66.    Fair Play 67.     Cocaine Bear 68.    NYAD 69.    Asteroid City 70.    Nowhere 71.    The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster 72.    Divinity 73.    The Equalizer 3 74.    The Last Voyage of the Demeter 75.    Venus 76.    Butcher’s Crossing 77.    Somewhere in Queens 78.    The Persian Version 79.    Boston Strangler 80.    Polite Society 81.    Miguel Wants to Fight 82.    The Color Purple 83.    The Royal Hotel 84.    Saw X 85.    All of Us Strangers 86.    Fallen Leaves 87.    Ferrari 88.    Elemental 89.    Peter Pan & Wendy 90.    Renfield 91.    Cat Person 92.    Scream VI 93.    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 94.    BS High 95.    Blue Beetle 96.    Huesera: The Bone Woman 97.    When Evil Lurks 98.    Dark Harvest 99.    A Good Person 100.    Final Cut 101.    Knock at the Cabin 102.    Quiz Lady 103.    Leo 104.    Air 105.    The Super Mario Bros. Movie 106.    Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham 107.    John Wick: Chapter 4 108.    Beaten to Death 109.    The Wrath of Becky 110.    Passages 111.    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 112.    Gran Turismo 113.    65 114.    Sick 115.    Sister Death 116.    The Blackening 117.    Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain 118.    Flamin’ Hot 119.    Nimona 120.    Cobweb 121.    Totally Killer 122.    What’s Love Got to Do with It? 123.     Sharper 124.    Unseen 125.    Dunki 126.    Bird Box Barcelona 127.    The Marvels 128.    Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Grade C

129.   Wildflower 130.    Freelance 131.    M3GAN 132.    Strays 133.    Sympathy for the Devil 134.    Creed III 135.    Chevalier 136.    The Marsh King’s Daughter 137.    A Haunting in Venice 138.    The Little Mermaid 139.    Silent Night 140.    Master Gardener 141.    The Flash 142.    Fast X 143.    The Pope’s Exorcist 144.    Saltburn 145.    Kandahar 146.    Stand 147.    Plane 148.   Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 149.    Fingernails 150.    Quicksand 151.    Fool’s Paradise 152.    Migration 153.    Rustin 154.    The Covenant 155.    Good Burger 2 156.    The Pod Generation 157.    Alice, Darling 158.    Insidious: The Red Door 159.    Missing 160.    Shotgun Wedding 161.    You Hurt My Feelings 162.    The Boogeyman 163.    Showing Up 164.    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 165.    Champions 166.    Consecration 167.    The Nun II 168.    Biosphere 169.    House Party 170.    The Exorcist: Believer 171.    Big George Foreman 172.    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 173.    Children of the Corn 174.    The Beanie Bubble 175.    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Grade F

176.    Anyone But You 177.    Marlowe 178.    Paint 179.    Extraction 2 180.    It Lives Inside 181.    Deliver Us 182.    Trolls Band Together 183.    Finestkind 184.    Corner Office 185.    Wish 186.    Prisoner’s Daughter 187.    Pain Hustlers 188.    Foe 189.    The Mother 190.    Old Dads 191.    Ghosted 192.    Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken 193.    Haunted Mansion 194.    Mafia Mamma 195.    Five Nights at Freddy’s 196.    The Machine 197.    Justice League: Warworld 198.    We Have a Ghost 199.    What Comes Around 200.    Legion of Super-Heroes 201.    The Boys in the Boat 202.    Attachment 203.    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre 204.    About My Father 205.    You People 206.    Meg 2: The Trench 207.    Pathaan 208.    Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire 209.    Assassin 210.    Dalíland 211.    Vacation Friends 2

Bottom 10

212.    Sound of Freedom 213.    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 214.    When You Finish Saving The World 215.    Heart of Stone 216.    Family Switch 217.    Expend4bles 218.    Sweetwater 219.    Hypnotic 220.    80 for Brady 221.    Spinning Gold

[chalamet-chalamet]

Timothée Chalamet’s Los Angeles premieres:

Wonka-12/10/23 & A Complete Unknown-12/10/24

[agapintheskin]

WONKA - CHRISTMAS '23

[yaseraphine]

RANT ABOUT THERAPY AND WHY IT'S NOT MY CUP OF TEA 🤡

+ trying to guess the therapist's rising and our synastry and ranting about it cause I am tired man (and too sensitive lol)

Really messy post btw just a disclaimer lol

(Update 23/11/24 : I might have slightly overreacted 🤡😀😁 lol plus maybe the therapist was actually a Taurus rising lol idk man I am confused as fuck about everything bye ���🤪🫡)

Just had my first therapist appointment since 2021 and what can I say....it was REALLY awkward. I don't know how people are able to spill their deepest traumas like that bro she just sat down and told me to talk 💀 like what I thought she would interview me or start the first appointment with pre-made questions to make a profile, regarding my background, family relationships,etc .. It was really messy and I was so confused throughout the whole thing.

I understand it's a privilege to afford therapy (it was 60euros for 45 minutes lol of course it is) but it is much more complex than just spilling your guts to a random with a degree.

Something about me is that I always thought i didn't really need therapy, no matter how painful a situation was for me. And it wasn't only therapy, it was also opening up to my own friends 💀 i could take care of myself like i always did anyways so whats the point of paying for it ? I understood people who needed it and felt helped by it. But it just wasn't for me. I have realizations on my own consistantly thanks to my self-awareness and trained and developped intuition.

What pushed me to go back to therapy even though i was , and still am, very skeptical in its effectiveness on me, is that this year, I realized asking for help won't actually kill me and that i have my limits as a human being.

I fear this appointment just unfortunately kind of validated my initial more negative feelings towards therapy and the idea that I don't really need it.

As a really introspective and painfully self-aware person who has a hard time asking for help (but is actively working on it), I really don't know what kind of therapy could help me, really. I know I probably have a few blind spots, but it's so out of my comfort zone to open up like that. I kind of hate it.

I want to keep an open mind, and probably try another therapist but damn if I don't f*ck with any, it just feels forced .. I trust divine timing for that because I don't really want to put myself in such a situation again.

Right now, I feel dirty knowing a random woman knows about my deepest traumas in a really messy and all over the place way. She has fragments of my soul, and despite me having somewhat giving my consent for it, it was too fast. Maybe it's my 8th house moon conjunct Lilith (1181) in Leo that is speaking but I feel literally violated. Strong words but this how uncomfortable it was for me.

Guessing the therapist's rising sign and ranting about 12th house synastry...

Random but I think the therapist in question had a Virgo or Leo rising... I already said it's the most common rising signs (especially virgo) and I am losing patience. We probably had a 12th house synastry that's why our exchange was really weird and scattered. She kept on making weird faces while I was talking telling me she didn't understand what I was trying to say.... I know it all too well because EVERY single person I knew or had interacted with that had a leo rising, my interactions with them were like this. I was saying stuff and it felt like it went in one ear and got out in the other. Like they could hear me but not listen and understand what i was trying to say. This kind of reminds me of Willy Wonka's relationship with Mike TV or wth his name is, in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Tim Burton's movie. Wonka always said stuff to him whenever he opened his mouth like "I cannot hear a single thing you say because you're speaking gibberish"or whatever. (Me being Mike TV and Leo risings being Willy Wonka).

This is how every single one of my interactions with Leo risings went, no matter their gender or age. It was always like that.

[fearfulfertility]

INTERNAL AFFAIRS INCIDENT REPORT

DRC Internal Affairs Division

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]

To: Director [REDACTED]

From: Inspector [REDACTED]

I: Audit Trigger

This audit originated from an anomaly flagged by the Compound Oversight Unit following a routine cross-comparison of mortality curves, biometric telemetry, and average fetal volume expansion across paternity compounds in FEMA Zone 5. Paternity Compound 144, in particular, demonstrated a statistically aberrant rise in surrogate experience [REDACTED] collapse, a condition only observed in gestations over 18 fetuses. While the facility’s internal reports claimed average pregnancies between 8 and 11 embryos per surrogate, biometric logs suggested fetal counts ranging from 18 to 23 embryos per case.

Due to the severity of the physiological strain such numbers would imply—and the lack of official documentation acknowledging it—a Level 2 Integrity Audit was ordered. The Internal Affairs Division performed an unannounced sweep of all surrogate biometric records, insemination logs, and surveillance data from Cycles [REDACTED] to [REDACTED].

What followed revealed not only systemic concealment of lethal overloads but also willful obstruction motivated by personal psychological deviance.

II: Surveillance Analysis

Biometric data recovered from Wards 3B through 7E indicated that surrogates began exhibiting rapid and extreme abdominal distension by Day 11, surpassing known volumetric thresholds typically seen by Day 17. Skin tension diagnostics showed redlining stretch marks and dermal fissures in [REDACTED]% of all recorded subjects. In multiple cases, respiratory compression and full [REDACTED] subluxation—typically observed only after Day 30—were logged as early as Day 19.

“We knew something was off when they were too big to move before the second week. One of them just looked like that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka or some shit. But the logs said 14 embryos, so we assumed it was just edema.” - Employee GS-144-217

Footage recovered showed numerous surrogates experiencing aggressive fetal growth and abdominal distension, with growth rates in Ward 6C indicative of at least 23-25 embryonic masses. Two surrogates suffered multi-organ [REDACTED] before a team from the Compound Oversight Unit could intervene, though all fetuses were successfully delivered via cesarean.

“We knew something when we saw the guys from Ward 2. We were blimps compared to them, and they were twice as far along as us. I mean, I can literally see my belly growing!” Surrogate, later determined to be carrying quattuorvigintuplets (24)

Despite this, the internal logs submitted to the Archive Management Unit recorded all affected surrogates as having a “successful delivery with standard expiration.” The discrepancy was manually edited at terminal station 144-T12-OP47—registered to an Insemination Operations Unit employee named [REDACTED] (Employee ID IO-144-611).

III. Device Failure & Impact

Each MNAIS unit in Ward Blocks 3–7 had suffered [REDACTED] desynchronization following an outdated firmware push. Rather than delivering the standard 8-12-embryo load, units programming applied a multiplier to its quota and began injecting up to 24 fertilized embryos per cycle, with no error code generated.

Employee IO-144-611 discovered this failure within three days but refrained from submitting a maintenance report. He manually edited implantation records to match quota expectations, falsely logging a randomization formula (6–11 embryos per surrogate) across all documentation streams. Employee IO-144-611 then overrode the automatic alert system from the local Postpartum Command, which would ultimately log surrogates giving birth to higher fetal quotas than inseminated with.

His actions delayed DRC response for 41 days, during which:

42 surrogates suffered [REDACTED] rupture before Day 28, [REDACTED] overload, or uterine [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.

17 surrogates expired mid-labor after undergoing compound [REDACTED] due to displaced [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.

3 surrogates, against all medical prediction, reached Day 33 and birthed successfully, but ultimately expired post-extraction. No fetal fatalities.

26 surrogates still gestating, average 19 embryos per individual.

IV. Behavioral Profile – Employee IO-144-611

Subject: Employee IO-144-611 Tenure: [REDACTED] Position: Regional Implantation Supervisor Clearance Level: Tier II – Override Authorization Security Clearance: Revoked as of [REDACTED]

Following confrontation and seizure of his local system access logs, Employee IO-144-611 was detained and subjected to a Tier III Psychological Assessment. During this evaluation, the root of the concealment was uncovered.

Psychological Findings:

Employee IO-144-611 exhibited a previously undiagnosed paraphilic fixation classified under Government Code [REDACTED]: Macrophilia, a pathological sexual arousal in response to abnormally large bodies or bodily expansion.

Upon exposure to the visual data of overloaded surrogates—particularly those carrying between 19 and 23 fetuses—Employee IO-144-611 demonstrated elevated oxytocin and dopamine levels, a flushed dermal response, and sustained pupil dilation.

Under questioning, he confessed:

“I couldn’t report it. If I said anything, they’d shut it down, recalibrate the racks, lower the numbers again. You don’t understand. They were… monumental.”

He further admitted to deliberately withholding service requests for malfunctioning implantation equipment, specifically the Multi-Nozzle Accelerated Implantation System (MNAIS) units, which had developed a systemic fault causing them to implant +[REDACTED]% above calibrated embryo counts.

V: Displincary Response

1. Equipment

All MNAIS systems in Paternity Compound 144 were ordered offline for 24 hours.

Software rollback and integrity checks were completed under the supervision of IT Command.

Ward 3B was closed to all personnel below Grade-D rank, and affected surrogates were contained to minimize public awareness.

2. Actions

Psychological Services Command has formally reclassified [REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 as Class-A Deviant – Mentally Compromised via Paraphilic Obstruction.

Archive Management Unit has censored relevant administrative records.

Public Affairs Division has disseminated a press release to DRC-approved news channels, citing [REDACTED] as the cause of the shutdown for Paternity Compound 144.

Facility Operations Command has transferred any personnel who raised professional or personal concerns about the citation. 

[REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 detained to Isolation Cell 6E. 

3. Recommended Process Updates

Expand psychological screening to all Grade C employees and below. 

Recommend quarterly psychological deviance evaluations of Grade B employees and below.

Implement full biometric auto-logging for all surrogate embryo counts—disable manual override across zones.

Closing Remarks

Employee IO-144-611's indulgence in personal gratification resulted in unsatisfactory delays to our facility's operation. Proper procedures have been implemented to prevent further disruptions and ensure that fetal quotas are adequately maintained. 

[Report prepared by Inspector [REDACTED]] 

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Date: [REDACTED]

To: Deputy-Director [REDACTED], Security Office

From: Director [REDACTED]

Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]

Deputy Director,

Following my review of the [REDACTED] file, I would like to register my formal dissatisfaction with how Inspector [REDACTED] handled this matter. While I acknowledge the necessity of enforcing procedural transparency, the inspector’s decision to escalate the MNAIS malfunction as a containment emergency rather than a potential breakthrough reveals a worrying lack of vision.

To put it plainly, the equipment failure at Paternity Compound 144 resulted in spontaneous fetal yields well above the current national minimums, with documented gestations ranging from 18 to 23 embryos—many of which progressed past Day 25 with surprisingly high internal cohesion and containment. Had Inspector [REDACTED] exercised creative initiative, the anomaly could have been reframed as a pilot overcapacity trial rather than triggering a full-blown mechanical audit and unnecessary decommissioning.

Such a rigid interpretation of oversight policy has compromised a unique opportunity for data extraction and jeopardized our ability to scale gestational loads in future cycles. This shortsighted compliance fanaticism is increasingly common in mid-tier personnel and must be corrected.

Accordingly, I recommend that Inspector [REDACTED] receive formal censure and retraining through the Training & Development Unit for failing to recognize the strategic potential embedded in abnormal conditions. Our agency requires flexibility under pressure, not reflexive alarmism.

On a separate but related note, I would like to approve the personnel reassignment request for Employee IO-144-611. Despite his classified psychological profile, his unique enthusiasm may prove operationally useful if adequately directed. I am authorizing his immediate transfer to Site [REDACTED], where he is to assume the role of Supervisory Insemination Officer. In the correct environment, they are an asset and IO-144-611’s tendencies are no longer a liability.

Please liaise with the Facility Director [REDACTED] at Site [REDACTED] to ensure the transfer. 

This matter is now considered closed from my office.

Regards,

Director [REDACTED]

[superjail-opinions]

Hihi, just here to drop one of my long theories :)

**My theory when it comes to Wardens age** starts off with the background and context clues often provided in wardens younger years. As well as clues when it comes to Pauls age which I will elaborate more on later. Starting off, I believe Warden was born roughly around 1942, this is due to multiple smaller details. Starting off with clothing, Warden has worn a pin hat which went into production in 1948. Which would make sense even after wardens fathers death, due to the implication Jarum was the one taking the photos of warden, which we see in the episode “Ghosts”. Jarum, Is also seen wearing arm garters, these had spiked in popularity once more in the 1920s-1940s they went out of fashion way before the 60s. Another hint

towards the times was the fact Wardens father had an oppression award on his wall, Along side that warden had legos, due to legos coming out in 1947, meaning warden was roughly 5 when his father had died. Another hint towards the times was the fact Wardens father had a horse glue factory, which had started to become less and less from the 1920s-1960s. Another thing that comes to mind is when Warden uses the term “Mogul” which is often used to describe someone who had ran a large business from the late 19th century to the early 20th centuries, which can heavily imply that Warden was definitely raised in an earlier time. When we learn that during Bunny Love, we also learn that Warden had to leave the system to start superjail after he had presented his ideas. Meaning he had to of been at least of age to be able to requeset such ideas to a board. If we are going off of him being birthed in 1942, and add roughly 22 years, that would put us in the year 1964, which is highly important to this time line due to When the book “charlie and the chocolate factory” Came out. Which is important due to Warden being based off of Willy Wonka. And one year earlier is when Alcatraz was shut down, which would make sense for a prison to be based off one of the most well known prisons, which would also make sense due to Gary and Bird being based off an inmate that came from Alcatraz.

So, If warden had left the system in 1963, and had to build superjail and arrange everything and add an extra three years for build time of everything, that would place us at superjail year one which we learn in superjail six. We learn this due to everything being 60’s based, specifically due to their clothes but also because skinny is turning 66, And it would make logical sense for the year to also be 66. Placing Warden already at the age of 24 in 1966. In season 1, superjail takes place roughly in 2006-2008, season two takes place in 2011, and season 3 takes place 2012 through 2014, we learn this due to “Oedipus Mess”. Season 4 is quite interesting, if we assume Planet Radio, Burnstoolie Burn, Superhell, The last pack and Jean & Paul & Beefy & Alice, all take place in the same timeline due to the fi/re destroying everything in Superhell, and in the superjail Inquisitor they are still building the prison due to superhell. Although, we do learn that in Superstorm it takes place in 2019. Meaning that is a whole 5 year jump. Placing Warden roughly at 77 in 2019. And 82 in 2024.

**When it comes to The Doctors age** I used alot of knowledge that I already had due to him “Being a young officer during the war” Which we learn in “Vacation”. What is considered a young SS officer during WW2? Well, that is anywhere from the ages of 17-23, If we assume he was at least 18 at the start of the war, and had a training period of 1 ½ years, which is the requirement during then, that would place him at 19/20 in 1941. When the war had ended in 1945 he wouldve been 24 years old. Another reason why I went with the age of 18 was due to the fact he had explained that he has been captured before, Germany had started to go down hill in 1943, and he had explained he had been captured, so it gives a decent solid time line. Season 1, 2006-2008, he would’ve been 86, in Season two he was 90(2011), Season 3-parts of season 4 he was 93, and In superstorm and superjail six he is roughly 98 years old. And Lastly 45 in the flashback in Superjail six.

**Then for when I mentioned Paul**, This is because we find out he was born in 1932, Potentially, this is due to where his birth date was located there was simply just a 32. We learn this in “Sticky Discharge”, which takes place in 2012. And Paul has already been at superjail for an existing 50 years, placing Paul at the year 1962, meaning he was an inmate in Wardens fathers prison aswell as Wardens. But if we subtract 1932 from 2012 and then subtract 50 years from that we learn he went to prison at the age of 30. Placing Paul at 81 years old in 2012, and 88 in 2019, then 93 in 2024.

Anyways, my favorite character is the doctor and I honestly believe he deserves a lot more representation than he gets. (I say as I'm one of the few people who has made fan art of him 💔)

HOLY SHIT!

this is some crazy good analysis, like no joke this is really good. the amount of details you're keeping up with is actually crazy. keep up the good work op!

[luvellx]

fic recs , timothée chalamet !

by @lola-la-cava

⤷ if you'll have me

⤷ met'23

⤷ sky full of stars

crayons by @timottea

by @lixzey

⤷ the story of us (series)

⤷ mine, forever mine.

⤷ forever yours.

the photo booth by @hamlets-ak

by @bonesandchalamet

⤷ quite in new york

⤷ lessons in french

⤷ o' christmas

⤷ slumber party

⤷ i miss you i'm sorry

"sleeping mates" by @oneshots-heaven

by @growup-thatbeautiful

⤷ gravitation

⤷ our daughter

for my hand by @catharsisfalls

ella's note !

hello im back! with yet more fanfics for u guys! in honor of the release of wonka i'm going to be sharing a bunch of my favourite timmy fics i have read! so hope u guys enjoy them! thx for reading, muah<33

p.s the movie was soooo good ^^

[starboishifting]

°🌿₊˚ ⁺₊⋆♡ || my waiting room!

in my waiting room, the world belongs to me. i get anything i want, whenever i want it, without question or problem. everything is free and limitless, and i can do and go anywhere i want whenever i want. it's a haven, a safe place in the multiverse where i can go to calm down or relax.

the front of my house (a three story brownstone belonging to me and andy) opens into a beautiful walkable city with avid and thriving flora and fauna. bookshops and cafes on every street, thrift stores and antique shops on every other. it's heaven, and it's so soft and peaceful and filled with love, everyone is always kind and soft and gentle. there's a farmer's market every day, and you can find damn near every plant in the floral shops or even in the streets. it's exquisite, and my favorite place. the back of my house opens into a wide open flower field, wild and untamed and filled with sunlight and joy. just past the field is an endless, winding forest teeming with wildlife. deer and birds, foxes and bears, predator and prey, living together in a beautiful harmony. they love me, all of them, and it makes me so happy that i can just go into the woods and play with and love on them.

inside my house is a world built just for us, with flowers and plants and pretty, lovely things. stained glass and bones and paintings on windows and walls. fine china that washes itself and big windows that take in all the sunlight and throw rainbows around the rooms. quilts and pillows on every chair and couch, fairy lights in every corner no ceiling lights at all, only soft, dim lighting that makes everything feel soft and cozy. everything is soft, and warm, and filled with life and love and color. it's the safest and happiest i've ever been. our front garden is lovely and cozy, with a cat-shaped picket fence and flowers spilling everywhere. there's a rocking chair and a swing in a tree, which is a massive weeping willow that blooms tiny flowers in a lovely shade of orange. our cats run all around and through it, enjoying the company of bunnies and strays alike. we also have two german shepherds, anubis and cheyenne, and leopard geckos named loki, sigyn, and becky, who all coexist beautifully and safely.

my wardrobe is endless and warm, filled with browns and oranges and greens, gentle earthy tones that make my heart feel full. every piece of clothing, every pair of shoes or piece of jewelry i want is in my closet, which is worse than barbie's. it's perfectly organized and i can always find what i'm looking for the second i want to. i also steal andy's clothes, because that's what a good boyfriend does. they also steal my clothes. it's very joy-inducing. i love andy. i love andy so much. andy makes me so happy. they're so pretty. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

little things:✧ wonka's chocolate factories (both from willy wonka and wonka) exist and are real and near my city. not within walking distance, but close enough for me and andy to take either andy's ugly ass car or my motorcycle to go and visit. there are no unwanted or unsavory side effects of the candies, it's just good fun. ✧ public transit is amazing and fast, but i also have a motorcycle i can take if i want to, or andy's fucking skoda octavia, which is the single ugliest car i've ever seen, but they love it and i love them, so i never complain (i'm lying, i complain constantly). ✧ we don't age or grow old; i'm 19 and andy is 23 forever and ever and ever. ✧ our home is constantly filled with fresh baked goods and sweets, lovely and beautiful things that make us happy, because we always need to stay happy. ✧ it never rises above 75 degrees fahrenheit (23.8 celsius) and never drops below 30 degrees fahrenheit (-1 celsius), because then it's never too hot and never too cold, but we can still go swimming and play in the snow! ✧ i can go anywhere in the world in a second with a snap of my fingers. ✧ no periods or cramps for anyone at all. ✧ there is a universally available transition centre where you can walk in one sex and walk out the other. not all trans people use it, though, because some are very comfortable in their birth-bodies, and some still use more typical methods, like surgeries and/or hormones. ✧ there is no racism, or homo/transphobia, no ableism, no religious bigotry, or really any kind of bigotry. ✧ there's a theatre near our house that shows any movie we want, whether it exists or not. any book, manga, webtoon, dream i want, it's on that screen. memories i've lived through in that reality or any other, entire days andy and i want to relive. everything is on the screen. ✧ i can screenshot with my mind, and then those images go immediately to my phone, which has infinite storage.

foods

[foxysgirl]

Timothée Chalamet brings Wonkamania to London 🍭 #WonkaMovie

warnerbrosuk

[davidhudson]

Roald Dahl, September 13, 1916 – November 23, 1990.

With Gene Wilder and Peter Ostrum during the making of Mel Stuart’s Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971).

[rememberwehadthestars]

Timothée Chalamet in Wonka trailer 7/11/23

[moonspellshifts]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆Isobel | adult shifter | she/they⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

✧˖ ⋆ extra :: in my DR I changed the plot of the movie Wonka, so I play Noodle who is therefore an adult and there is the romance with Willy Wonka, played by Timothée.

🎞️✮⋆˙ about me :: my name is Isobel Morelli and I was born in Rome on 23/12/2001. I've been doing voice acting since I was 6 years old. At 18 I decided to move to New York to also focus on my work as an actress and to try to enter the world of cinema.

🎞️✮⋆˙ my beautiful angel :: I met Timothée on the first day on the set of the new Wonka film, when Paul King was giving us the scripts. i think it was really love at first sight. we started meeting up a lot to study the scripts together, or maybe we just used it as an excuse to meet up. It all started very calmly, but deep down, we both always knew it. I am the moon and he is my sun, I am the darkness and he is the light. I am Noodle, and he is my Willy.

[chalamet-chalamet]

11/20/23-New IG post-WONKA TOKYO ✨✨✨