#William Osman

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: I was in a high school improv group that was called Chuckle Sandwich, and then the group fell apart a couple years ago, like they stopped like auditioning for it in that high school. 

Schlatt: They stopped laughing. 

Ted: They stopped laughing. The chuckles— The chuckles slowly faded into the darkness. 

William: It was just sandwich. 

Ted: Yeah. 

Schlatt: It’s just a sandwich. 

[All laugh]

Schlatt: They all went to work at like fucking Jimmy John’s. 

Ted: And so I was—

Charlie: Devoid sandwich. 

[Schlatt laughs]

Ted: I was like I love that name, I think it’s a really good pun, Charlie likes puns, and I was starting to— I was— We had decided to start a podcast together and I chose it in part because I really like the name, but also because it kinda connected to your love of puns. Which was where it kind of came from in that. 

William: Wait, are you saying Chuckle Sandwich is a pun? 

Ted: Knuckle sandwich. 

William: Oh. 

Schlatt: I— 

William: I think that—

Ted: Knuckle sandwich but chuckle. 

Charlie: Yeah. 

Schlatt: I actually didn’t— 

[All laugh]

Charlie: Oh, you are on the show. 

Schlatt: I actually had no idea—

Ted: Really?

Schlatt: That it was a pun on knuckle sandwich. 

Charlie: Now’s a good time to find out, I guess. 

Ted: You didn’t know that?

Schlatt: I had no fucking clue. 

Ted: Yeah, and the knuckle sandwich sort of ties into that— 

Charlie: So it was just words to you. 

Schlatt: I just thought it was Chuckle Sandwich. 

Ted: Yeah. 

William: I did too. 

Ted: Is that— Is that really—

Schlatt: I had no fucking clue. 

Ted: You had no idea? 

William: I just thought it— 

Schlatt: No clue. 

William: Yeah. I just thought it was like a cool name. 

Charlie: Do you think anyone listening actually knows that it’s a play on words?

Ted: That it’s a pun on Chuckle Sandwich— Or on knuckle sandwich?

Charlie: Or have we just been crying out into the void this whole time?

Ted: Well, I was aware of that. Is that why you guys were like “eh” about the name like originally? 

Charlie: No, I knew it was a pun— I mean, it’s like okay, yeah, we do like fast, punchy bits, like knuckle sandwich, Chuckle Sandwich. 

Ted: Okay, so Schlatt was the only one in the dark about this, then. 

Charlie: And he’s just got this completely blank on his face. 

Schlatt: I had no idea. 

[chaoticgabby]

I need people to know this is my met gala

[hals-homo-blog]

I love William Osman. I love thos videos. I hope he does Well forever and knows Joy.

[cakefight]

“you’re a monster!”

[borntogayz]

I wanna take edibles with William osman

[charlottessecretartstash]

I like to think red devil (or El Diablo Rojo as he is now formally called) is enjoying retirement

[socksfersale]

new fav podcast. mall santa video was wild, go watch it

mmm """science"""

[lateralcast]

Lateral Highlight:

A foolproof way to get around

Dani Siller and Bill Sunderland ('Escape This Podcast') and William Osman discuss a question about an ingenious alternative to North, East, South and West.

[bonersoup3000]

I love engineering youtube

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[loonfromq]

watched too much williamosman and had horrible feverish nightmares about math

eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: Is there any sort of engineers code that would prevent you by moral code or law to create a—

[William and Charlie exclaim]

William: That went high. 

Ted: Why are you doing this— 

Charlie: Damn, you got range on that. 

Ted: Schlatt, both of the things that have happened in this studio— What are you doing? Stop. Don’t. Don’t. You’re gonna lose some serious points with me if you do that, sir. 

Charlie: You gotta stop. You have to— We’re— This is why they’re props. 

Ted: I’m not— I’m not fucking around. I’m not fucking around. 

Schlatt: Imma lose some points? 

Ted: You’re gonna lose some serious points with me, Schlatt. 

Charlie: It’s everywhere, man. St— Oh my god. You wouldn’t. 

Ted: Dude. 

William: Do it. 

Ted: You’re being like a baby right now. Like, you’re literally like— you’re like slamming on the table—

Charlie: Do it. If you do it, do it into the mic. 

Ted: You’re slamming on the table, you’re squeezing sauce bottles…

Charlie: Like they hear you suckle the teat of the— of the ketchup bottle. 

Schlatt: Talk— Talk more about mise-en-scéne for a second, Ted. 

Ted: Okay. Alright, I know what happens, so—

Charlie: Oh, fuck me. 

William: Well no, don’t suck on it, you gotta like shoot it in your mouth. 

Charlie: Oh, fuck me. Oh, genuinely screw this. 

Ted: I’m asking— I’m asking Schl— I'm asking William about something right now, and Schlatt decided a little bit too much time had gone out without it being about him and he had to start squeezing bottles and stuff and slamming on the table like a baby. 

Charlie: Absolutely fucking unbelievable. 

[Schlatt, Ted, and William laugh]

Schlatt: You got it, bro. I got you, no, I got— 

Ted: Oh, Charlie. Oh. It’s probably just oil. 

Charlie: What? No, it’s mayo. 

Ted: Like yknow it like— you know how mustard separates. 

William: But it was just poured into it. 

Charlie: No, it’s mustard. 

Ted: Yeah, I guess that’s true. 

[frootybop]

William Osman Is Going Bald

To the tune of What's This (Nightmare Before Christmas)

What's this? What's this?

It's William Osman's hair!

What's this?

It's floating through the air! (ew)

What's this?

Right before his eyes, he must be balding

It's getting everywhere

What's this?

/J+L+GG+Imsorry

[86bignaturals]

The entire safety third crew (William Osman, backyard scientist, Allen Pan) firmly fit in the villain pile

Just saw a post on Instagram about how it's a good thing most YouTubers that are popular aren't villains and that gave me ideas so here's what I've got

Hero group:

Milo Rossi - debunker and government hater,

Pirate software - military hacker and group leader,

Brian David Gilbert - collector of knowledge and spell caster/vampire

Main antagonistic villain group:

Name: the Paradox Association

PBS space time - violates physical laws,

stand up maths - violates mathematical laws,

Veritasium - spell caster and leader of the group,

3b1b - actually a sentient computer program,

Vsauce - joker of the group,

Hank green - lex Luthor of the group

Villains of the week:

Usually summoned by the Paradox association

McNally - rouge thief marksman,

Nilered - mad chemist,

Rainbolt - assassin who stalks social medias,

Jerma - riddler or some form of lizard person,

Combo class - mathematically perfect arsonist,

Alan becker - has electrokinesis and stick figure minions,

Wintergatan - musical mad man and inventor of clockwork beings,

Action lab - bombs,

Honorable mentions for people I was too tired to come up with powers for but would be villains:

Sabine hossenfelder,

Douglas Douglas,

Numberphile,

Probably some of those Minecraft YouTubers but I don't watch any

Tally hall

[disease]

RAPID EYE #1 [1989] 🔗

THE FALL OF ART | William S. Burroughs

FROM ATAVISM TO ZYKLON B | Genesis P-Orridge & TOPY

SYBARITE AMONG THE SHADOWS | Aleister Crowley

DREAMACHINE | An Information Montage

BECAUSE AND COSMOS | C. John Taylor

THE VIDEODROME | Situationism & Death TV

WORDS FROM A ROOM | An Interview With Hubert Selby Jr.

DEAD FINGERS TALK | An Interview With William S. Burroughs

THE JOHNSON FAMILY | William S. Burroughs

SMILE | An Introduction To Neoism A Rapid Eye Report

TIME MIRRORS | The Art Of Austin Osman Spare

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