#Will blabbers

[doctor-sunshine-andcarebears]

Hi! If you need medical assistance, please come find me immediately. Do not wait to pass out. (if you think this is about you, it is)

Name: William Andrew Solace (please just call me Will, my full name is only for when I'm in trouble- ) Pronouns: he/him Age: 39 Weapons: My husband, Neeks!

My family!!!

@ghost-king-and-thebones My amazing, loving, wonderful, adorable, sweet, kind and terrifying husband and love of my life

@daffy-not-a-duck Our beautiful daughter, very sweet like an angel!

@olivernotfound Our wonderful son, reminds me so much of his papa (Nico) <33

My friends! (and their kids)

@percy-jackson-xxx Supreme Lord of the Toilet, Percy!

@chasing-that-jackson And his and Annie's daughter, Charlie

@leo-repairguy-valdez Leo, the only other person I trust for BBQ

@iggy-mini-miny-moe His and Jason's kid

@notwillingtobefound And another one (this one stole my name)

More minis!

@ineedtoescapefromreality echo and rosalyn (Piper & Shel's)

@violent-cinnamonroll aria (Clari & Silena's)

@hey-guys-its-sam sam (Frank and Hazel's)

@yourfavoriteadoptedkid eloise (Also Frank and Hazel's)

Tags:

My darling angels - Talking to my kids Camps new chaos - Talking to the other kids My legal significant annoyance - Talking to my husband I'm officially a doctor - Answering Asks Will blabbers - IC posts!

[basilpaste]

an online friend group may include:

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

guy who lives on the other side of the planet.

[andreabandrea]

Imagine that you are about to pass a stranger on the street. Assume that the stranger is not threatening to you in any way, and they are also not particularly strange or interesting. They're just a completely average person.

If you believe the answer depends, pick what you generally do most often and/or explain why in the tags :]

[cliopadra]

Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else

[draculagerard]

Starting a compilation

[meirimerens]

one thing working in museum taught me is that you can have as many signs & as many explanations as you so wish people still will not read. "it's not clear at all on your website!!!" it sooo so is i promise my colleague was even kind enough to color-code the tabs & add a little image that shows what "group" means. my sister in the allmother's wide arms you might just be dumbfuck stupid. and mean and entitled as well. at your big age.

[doctor-sunshine-andcarebears]

Wait-

A shrimp did fry the rice??

@ghost-king-and-thebones IGNORE EVERYTHING IVE TOLD YOU

Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

[mountainshroom]

underrated duo 😔👊 were watching season 3 with my mom and guys the firebending masters-episode is SO GOOD

[pretentiouswreckingball]

Jegulus "hear me out" cake but it's just Regulus putting Fleamont's picture on it over and over again

[doctor-sunshine-andcarebears]

daphne wants another cat. DO NOT encourage this, cara mia. Looking after one cat is more than enough!! ephie sheds everywhere! - @ghost-king-and-thebones

... but sunshine, we can just get make the kids vacuum! and look at ephiee!! do you want em to be all sad and lonely cuz you didn't allow ephie to get a friendd 🥺🥺

[doctor-sunshine-andcarebears]

i will neither confirm nor deny this....

AND NO, YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO DRIVE UNTIL YOURE 21, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS DIE IN CAR ACCIDENTS EACH YEAR?? ACTUALLY MAKE THAT 25- imagine you get into a car accident and then the airbag goes off, and if you dont snap your neck from the force either causing immediate death or long-lasting/permanent spinal cord and nerve damage and possible disfigurement, you could get a concussion! and for some people, post concussion syndrome never goes away! and what if it develops into a TBI?? what then, huh? you'd be even more susceptible to a CTE which can cause death if left untreated!! do you want me to show you the mri scans of a CTE??

until then, i can drive you where you need to go! 😊

It’s not your fault king that pole came out of nowhere !!🙏🙏

[multiplicityofmind]

porter has always hated gorgug because their definitions/uses of rages are fundamentally different. gorgug clashes so hard because his rage DOES come from a place of protection and defensiveness (and justice...) and that threatens the foundations of porters beliefs with ankarna

[cactusprisms]

an eldritch child breaks you. It’s an accident. They didn’t mean to. The child’s parent puts you back together as best they can, but you’re never the same. There’s glue in between your body and your soul, and you don’t see colors the same way anymore. The child didn’t mean any harm. They were just curious.

can you live with that? Can you let go of your anger? They were just being a child, and they fixed you as best they could.

can you keep living as you once were?

[andreabandrea]

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.

[cliopadra]

That one twister mat pride flag post that makes the rounds every June since around 2016 (you know the one) appeared on my timeline again today and for some reason it gave me real ✨them✨ vibes this year.

[draculagerard]