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@percy-jackson-xxx
I need to get my creative rights taken away
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"you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
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WELL IM SORRY, I DIDNT EXPECT PERSEUS JACKSON, 2 TIME SAVIOUR OF OLYMPUS AND THE PROPHECY CHILD, TO SPEND HIS WEEKENDS FORCING SHRIMP TO MAKE FOOD
Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice
Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys
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Wait-
A shrimp did fry the rice??
@ghost-king-and-thebones IGNORE EVERYTHING IVE TOLD YOU
Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice
Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys
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WELL THOSE KIDS CAN HAVE BRAIN BLEEDS AND DIE, YOU WILL LIVE A LONG, HEALTHY LIFE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT MISSY
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It’s not your fault king that pole came out of nowhere !!🙏🙏
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i will neither confirm nor deny this....
AND NO, YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO DRIVE UNTIL YOURE 21, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS DIE IN CAR ACCIDENTS EACH YEAR?? ACTUALLY MAKE THAT 25- imagine you get into a car accident and then the airbag goes off, and if you dont snap your neck from the force either causing immediate death or long-lasting/permanent spinal cord and nerve damage and possible disfigurement, you could get a concussion! and for some people, post concussion syndrome never goes away! and what if it develops into a TBI?? what then, huh? you'd be even more susceptible to a CTE which can cause death if left untreated!! do you want me to show you the mri scans of a CTE??
until then, i can drive you where you need to go! 😊
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It’s not your fault king that pole came out of nowhere !!🙏🙏
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oh come on neeks, he's not that badd once you get over the your mom jokes, sex/dick jokes and his tendency to get in trouble hes a great guy :))
also youre right, cecil is worse
Will: Leo!
Leo: Will!
Nico, mortified that the most annoying man on earth is friends with his boyfriend: Oh god.
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SEE
IF YOU GUYS WEAR THE FLIPPING BAND-AIDS, GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU! DONT YOU WANNA PULL GIRLS RATHER THAN THE BANDAID OFF??
I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection
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heyy.... daph, how long is it to halloween again?? like, completely unrelated to the previous conversation-
Percy Jackson would have loved the limited edition Star wars blue milk
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STARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARSMILKSTARWARS i mean- no, that was papa i forced him to watch all the movies when we were teens
Percy Jackson would have loved the limited edition Star wars blue milk
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hi hun!! how are you? hows your kitty??
Hi! If you need medical assistance, please come find me immediately. Do not wait to pass out. (if you think this is about you, it is)
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Name: William Andrew Solace (please just call me Will, my full name is only for when I'm in trouble- ) Pronouns: he/him Age: 39 Weapons: My husband, Neeks!
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My family!!!
@ghost-king-and-thebones My amazing, loving, wonderful, adorable, sweet, kind and terrifying husband and love of my life
@daffy-not-a-duck Our beautiful daughter, very sweet like an angel!
@olivernotfound Our wonderful son, reminds me so much of his papa (Nico) <33
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My friends! (and their kids)
@percy-jackson-xxx Supreme Lord of the Toilet, Percy!
@chasing-that-jackson And his and Annie's daughter, Charlie
@leo-repairguy-valdez Leo, the only other person I trust for BBQ
@iggy-mini-miny-moe His and Jason's kid
@notwillingtobefound And another one (this one stole my name)
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@ineedtoescapefromreality echo and rosalyn (Piper & Shel's)
@violent-cinnamonroll aria (Clari & Silena's)
@hey-guys-its-sam sam (Frank and Hazel's)
@yourfavoriteadoptedkid eloise (Also Frank and Hazel's)
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My darling angels - Talking to the kids My legal significant annoyance - Talking to my husband I'm officially a doctor - Answering Asks Will blabbers - IC posts!
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hi darling! and ofc, youre such an adorable kid! i was in much more trouble at your age
Hi! If you need medical assistance, please come find me immediately. Do not wait to pass out. (if you think this is about you, it is)
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Name: William Andrew Solace (please just call me Will, my full name is only for when I'm in trouble- ) Pronouns: he/him Age: 39 Weapons: My husband, Neeks!
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My family!!!
@ghost-king-and-thebones My amazing, loving, wonderful, adorable, sweet, kind and terrifying husband and love of my life
@daffy-not-a-duck Our beautiful daughter, very sweet like an angel!
@olivernotfound Our wonderful son, reminds me so much of his papa (Nico) <33
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My friends! (and their kids)
@percy-jackson-xxx Supreme Lord of the Toilet, Percy!
@chasing-that-jackson And his and Annie's daughter, Charlie
@leo-repairguy-valdez Leo, the only other person I trust for BBQ
@iggy-mini-miny-moe His and Jason's kid
@notwillingtobefound And another one (this one stole my name)
More minis!
@ineedtoescapefromreality echo and rosalyn (Piper & Shel's)
@violent-cinnamonroll aria (Clari & Silena's)
@hey-guys-its-sam sam (Frank and Hazel's)
@yourfavoriteadoptedkid eloise (Also Frank and Hazel's)
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My darling angels - Talking to the kids My legal significant annoyance - Talking to my husband I'm officially a doctor - Answering Asks Will blabbers - IC posts!
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Alright!
@ghost-king-and-thebones WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER KITTY :DD
daphne wants another cat. DO NOT encourage this, cara mia. Looking after one cat is more than enough!! ephie sheds everywhere! - @ghost-king-and-thebones
... but sunshine, we can just get make the kids vacuum! and look at ephiee!! do you want em to be all sad and lonely cuz you didn't allow ephie to get a friendd 🥺🥺
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wait daff, if we get you a kitty, do you promise to vacuum every 2 days??
daphne wants another cat. DO NOT encourage this, cara mia. Looking after one cat is more than enough!! ephie sheds everywhere! - @ghost-king-and-thebones
... but sunshine, we can just get make the kids vacuum! and look at ephiee!! do you want em to be all sad and lonely cuz you didn't allow ephie to get a friendd 🥺🥺
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... did- did you dismember someone else?
for no particular reason whatsoever.... how does one fix back a cut off limb? - @chasing-that-jackson
well, first depends on the situation. field medicine is very different from treating wounds in a hospital where you have all the equipment you need. you'd have to stop the bleeding and wait for professionals but you can try to assess the damage while wai- ... DID YOU LOSE A LIMB CHARLIE, PLEASE RESPOND
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daphne wants another cat. DO NOT encourage this, cara mia. Looking after one cat is more than enough!! ephie sheds everywhere! - @ghost-king-and-thebones
... but sunshine, we can just get make the kids vacuum! and look at ephiee!! do you want em to be all sad and lonely cuz you didn't allow ephie to get a friendd 🥺🥺
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for no particular reason whatsoever.... how does one fix back a cut off limb? - @chasing-that-jackson
well, first depends on the situation. field medicine is very different from treating wounds in a hospital where you have all the equipment you need. you'd have to stop the bleeding and wait for professionals but you can try to assess the damage while wai- ... DID YOU LOSE A LIMB CHARLIE, PLEASE RESPOND
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Hi! If you need medical assistance, please come find me immediately. Do not wait to pass out. (if you think this is about you, it is)
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Name: William Andrew Solace (please just call me Will, my full name is only for when I'm in trouble- ) Pronouns: he/him Age: 39 Weapons: My husband, Neeks!
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My family!!!
@ghost-king-and-thebones My amazing, loving, wonderful, adorable, sweet, kind and terrifying husband and love of my life
@daffy-not-a-duck Our beautiful daughter, very sweet like an angel!
@olivernotfound Our wonderful son, reminds me so much of his papa (Nico) <33
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My friends! (and their kids)
@percy-jackson-xxx Supreme Lord of the Toilet, Percy!
@chasing-that-jackson And his and Annie's daughter, Charlie
@leo-repairguy-valdez Leo, the only other person I trust for BBQ
@iggy-mini-miny-moe His and Jason's kid
@notwillingtobefound And another one (this one stole my name)
More minis!
@ineedtoescapefromreality echo and rosalyn (Piper & Shel's)
@violent-cinnamonroll aria (Clari & Silena's)
@hey-guys-its-sam sam (Frank and Hazel's)
@yourfavoriteadoptedkid eloise (Also Frank and Hazel's)
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My darling angels - Talking to my kids Camps new chaos - Talking to the other kids My legal significant annoyance - Talking to my husband I'm officially a doctor - Answering Asks Will blabbers - IC posts!
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