#Why is it so hard to have a clean url….

[tealbeats]

Me sitting here trying to think of a new ezreal url and all 5 of the ones I had in mind were taken

[thecitationslut]

A pleasurable clean up

The before wasn't so bad. But, the artist is ever growing in popularity especially with teens. It's important that this information be accurate and well-sourced since kids are reading it often.

THE HIDEOUS BEFORE!

I've got to say, this was one of the most relaxing Reference cleanups I've ever done. I did have to find a few sources to replace quite sketch, most-definitely-not reliable sources. But adding the archives, correcting the type of citation, and for goodness' sake, adding in the dang authors—why is this so hard people?—was so smooth and relaxing. I did end up forgetting what was technically, the first reference because the note was hiding up in the Infobox for musical artists.

I may have declared that,

"References: The entire ref section is now complete and consistent. Changed a few refs from website to news, added authors, and archive URLs. Replaced some refs to Spotify and Apple Music to news articles reporting the information needing citation." — TheCitationSlut

...but, I forgot the first reference because of a glitch with the Infobox for musical artists.

So, slightly embarrassing if not extremely productive and satisfying.

Regardless, I prsent to you, the glorious after!

THE BEAUTIFUL AFTER!!!

[rydenfanfiction]

1006 Ryden Fics

Update: 1/24/23: After like 8 years I think I finally got this to work again!

Entire Rec List is below the cut!

Be aware that these are wayback machine links, not links straight to the fic page. If a link doesn’t work, try copy/pasting the url into your search bar, and be sure to archive the page for the rest of us!

(Good In Bed But) Better With Chopsticks Ryan couldn’t use chopsticks if his life depended on it.

(Not) Afraid Of Being Broken In Brendon wasn’t really sure how it’d happened. Well, he knew it started with some cuddling, then moved slowly, building for months until everything started to fit together

 [And You’ll End Up Looking Like Supernovas] Ryan gets sunburned.

[Douse The Lights] “I’ve been waiting for you,” Brendon tells him, and Ryan says, “I know.”

 [Off a Cliff Just For the Spark] Ryan doesn’t want to do anything to ruin his already perfect memories. Brendon thinks that the stupidest thing ever.

 [You’ll Be Platinum] Brendon’s sex tape gets mixed reviews.

 @Replies Panic loves spamming twitter

 1-800-CALL-ME-B Brendon works in a call center, but not just any call center, and a certain client keeps calling back for more. It’s better than you’d think.

 20 Little Random Moments Brendon and Ryan’s relationship told in 20 moments.

 21 “Attention” was the number one thing on Brendon’s list of stuff he wanted for his birthday.

 28:06:42:12 Donnie Darko. It’s great but the end is really disappointing, sigh.

 50-50 Ryan Ross says yes to lube.

86, 400 Chances Ryan has Asperger’s Syndrome and is obsessed with time. Brendon loves him and goes with the flow. With 86,400 seconds in a day there are 86,400 chances to break it or keep it all together.

A Break from the Noise Ryan Ross has “noise.” He hears what people think, feels what they feel, and sees what they see in their mind.

 A City Named For Us Brendon and Ryan and the bitch of living. (Ryan’s side) And not-sequel-type-thing? That Long in Darkness Pined Brendon and Ryan and the bitch of living. (Brendon’s side.)

A Dark and Rainy Night An isolated video shoot turns deadly when a series of seeming coincidences conspire to trap the boys of Panic! at the Disco in a mountain valley with a psycho killer on the loose… And Brendon can’t seem to stop staring dreamily at Ryan long enough to focus on the danger!

 A Doll In His HandsRyan’s fingers are messy, so Brendon cleans them off.

A Fetish For The Finite And Sequel: Crush Me Like A Flower and third: Drop A Heart AND A FOURTH: Just What I’m Used To

 A Friend Of Mine Ryan just needs someone to come and hang out with him, but everyone’s busy. Story of his life. Jon sends his friend Brendon to help.

 A Hotter Touch, A Better F… Than Any Girl You’ll Ever Meet The one where being Mr. Nice Guy has some unforeseen consequences.

 A Kiss for Luck, Submerge Myself “At least she thought we were fighting,” he offered weakly, fixated on the undone top buttons of Brendon’s shirt and the flash of pale skin that showed through the gap and wondering if Brendon was as hard beneath those dress pants as he was right now.

 A Little Less Sixteen Candles

"To be honest, I kind of just want him to pound me."

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy Crush 

What if Ryan can have them both?

A Little Less… and Sequel: The Pros And Cons Of Group Sex With Your BandmatesGSF. why.

A Little More Touch Me

Brendon had a thing about Ryan’s hands.

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A Lover or a Friend, a Big Thing or a Small Brendon Urie, famous solo artist, is finally working on his second album, but it’s coming along a little slower than he’d hope. He can’t help it—he has a son to take care of, someone who he puts in front of everything. When Pete, his boss, gets restless and demands he starts working on the album, he brings Brendon a lyricist to help him get it finished. As the work progresses, their friendship progresses—but what happens when feelings do the same? What’s Brendon supposed to do when Ryan’s off limits in more ways than one?

A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy It is a truth not universally acknowledged that every small boy of highly advanced mechanical and electrical skills must be in want of a robot. Thus, Spencer created George 1.0 

 A Million Ways To Fall Brendon is having trouble coming to terms with being gay. So what does he do? Have a one-night stand of course. He starts to get sick and when he passes out, he’s taken to the doctor and finds out he has a mysterious unknown man disease. Either that, or he’s pregnant.

 A Mitten Love Story Ryan and Brendon liked being snowman hands. They liked everything about being mittens together

 A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square Brendon Urie has had a hopeless crush on Ryan Ross since the mortifying moment when he introduced himself at a national forensic conference by tripping in the aisle next to where Ryan was sitting and getting coffee all over his shirt.

A Physics Prodigy From Ukraine Ryan has depression and then Brendon moves in next door.

A Proportional Response So, yes, okay, he had a public sex kink. He was an attention whore, and besides, everyone had something, right? Still, it was totally unfair of Brendon to use it against him like this. 

A Shift in Tone Brendon questions Ryan’s words.

A Simple Souvenir Ryan hates the beach and he hates even more that he has to spend his vacation there.

A Tale Of Two Bookstores Patrick manages one of the many Barnes & Nobles in town, and everything is fine aside from his grumpy cashiers, his caffeine addicted baristas, and the two hidden in the back closet. Everything is fine, that is, until Borders decided to move in down the street and, yeah, Patrick is in trouble.

A Vicious, Delicious Cycle Brendon thinks school paddings are just a big tease.

A Wave You Glide In On High School AU. Fake Dating

A Year and an Ocean of Distance Based on the infamous Twitpic.

Abomination

High School. Brendon develops a crush on the pastor’s son. In which it is okay to cry over just about anything and it’s also acceptable to have sex in your friend’s grandmother’s bath using her head and shoulders shampoo as lubricant.

About Changes to @Replies: TheSpencerSmith @thisisryanross Jealous much? (Twitter!fic)

About Love and Forgetfulness One day, Brendon wakes up with amnesia.

About Space Unicorns and Chocolate Pudding Luke’s daddy was the coolest person on earth. He always played games with him and he could build the most awesome space camps.

Absence Ryan and Brendon grew up together, but have grown apart. Brendon stayed in Vegas and built his life there, while Ryan left the city to be thrown all over the world by a job he despises. After years of coming and going, they attempt to take a hold of each other once more.

Ace of Spades Ryan Ross has dodged death too many times, and when he does die he’s given another chance: go back to Earth and make someone fall in love with him in less then a month. Only problem is… he has to make a straight boy fall in love with him.

After All, You’re My Wonderwall He’d puke until his back, shoulders and stomach were burning. He’d throw up until he couldn’t breathe, sobbing uncontrollably as he knelt down in front of the toilet, hands palm flat against the dirty church floor.

After I Have Dreamed “Ryan Ross!” Brendon declares when he steps off the bus in front of their hotel, glasses askew, turning to face Ryan. “I love you!”

After the Rain Ryan finds a boy who is soaking wet and obviously hurt.

Agent Provocateur Brendon’s hit in the head and loses his memory. Spy fic.

Akin Brothers, Ryan and Brendon, were separated at a young age by their parents’ divorce. Their father took Ryan, against his wishes, to live in New York, while Brendon stayed in Nevada with their mother. Now, twelve years later, the two brothers are forced to spend time with each other, something that doesn’t go over too well with a bitter Ryan. 

Aliens in America Brendon’s convinced Ryan is an alien.

All Aboard Memory Lane

All Along Ryan always seems to appear when Brendon is doing something particularly embarrassing.

All For You The thing about Brendon, Ryan muses to himself, is that he loves attention.

All in My Mind The day Brendon met him was the day Ryan’s life started unraveling at the seams.

All My Best Titles Are Song Lyrics Ryan unknowingly takes his favorite song-writer’s virginity.

All That You Can’t Hold Ryan stares out the window a lot.

All This Alcohol Is Going To My Brain Ryan’s getting married and Brendon just can’t move on.

All This Alcohol is Going To My Head Just one more drink and he’ll move on, he swears. Sequel: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue Brendon ruins everything.

All To Catch A Thief Brendon’s life is comatose and boring until someone breaks into every house in the town except his. A fairy tale about criminals. It’s so cute!

All We Fear is All that Can Save Us Jon and Ryan still talk to Spencer, and Jon still talks to Brendon, but since that decision was made last May, Ryan and Brendon haven’t really talked. And Brendon knows that he shouldn’t be surprised that Ryan’s here; after all, he’s here and he’s never been as, well, expressive about sex as Ryan has been.

All We Fear Is All We’ve Forgotten They both get off on pain  

All We Have Seventeen years into the future, things have changed. It’s time to find out where you come from, where you belong, and where you’re going.

All Wound Up

Brendon will never mention it but he loves Ryan best when he’s restless.

All You Need Is And everyone is always saying it, always singing “All you need is love,” but no one actually really realizes what they’re saying.

Alternate Uses For A Hipster’s Decor “Did you know Spencer’s coming over?” Ryan says, and Spencer startles so badly that his hand nearly smacks into the door, and Spencer knows the sound of that would give him away, but Ryan’s talking again, and Spencer strains to hear. “What do you think he’d do, if he came in and saw us like this?”

Always Leaving, But If there’s a science to it, Brendon can’t figure it out.

Amnesia in the Shithole Four days since their last gig. Four long, weary days since Ryan Ross, the guitarist of the world-known band Panic! at the Disco had mysteriously disappeared. Four days full of sorrow, worry and fights over frustration. Brendon sighed. Four days without Ryan by my side, he thought, feeling hot tears burning his eyes.

Amplified Ryan doesn’t understand why people think he’s a slut.

An Accident or an Incident? If you have a serious problem with the opposite gender you probably shouldn’t go see a creepy fortuneteller.

An Anchor With a Broken Chain When Ian gets hurt in a car accident, Ryan steps up to the plate and takes Ian’s place in the Panic at the Disco tour.

An Attempt to Clean Up a Mess He turns his head to look at the ceiling, words blurring together in a broken sigh, “Life is a mess, Brendon. And I hate messes, very, very much.”

An Unlikely Victorian Heroine

 ”Arms aren’t supposed to get me so hot, Ross.”

And Don’t Twirl Ryan is a 22-year-old model, with empty aspirations and disappointment with himself. He meets a hairdresser who needs to belong, and maybe he needs to find out what he needs before he can be what other people need.

And I Will Know You By the Shape of Your Absence Life has a habit of becoming ridiculously reliable when you’re least expecting it.

And If Angels Can Fall Features lonely, scientist Ryan, who discovers something he never thought possible on a normal day at work. Brendon related shenanigans and minor angst ensue.

And She Will Be Loved Ryan finds Brendon broken and bruised on a lobby floor and decides that Brendon needs to be showed what love is.

And Some You Do For Brendon Urie is lonely, Spencer Smith and Jon Walker are bored and life in Thornton Hill seems like it’s never going to be anything but mundane. Then a mysterious stranger sets up a shop on Main Street and suddenly everything is a little more magical. Part one of the Thornton Hill series

And That Smile That You Give To Me Ryan wants nothing more than to let Brendon knows how he feels, but he’s too shy to say anything. So Jon decides to help and makes up a game of seduction with a promise that if Ryan plays correctly, he’ll have Brendon falling over him in four days.

 And The Clock Strikes Twelve

 Brendon sinks into his chest, gaze landing on the mirror in front of them. “Look at us,” he breathes, even though Ryan already is.

And The Night Shall Be Filled With Music symphony orchestra.

And the Sun Burnt Out Tonight People’s faces look so much richer when they’ve been crying, but I always found it the most tortuous sight in the world to watch you cry. It was just wrong.

And Then It RainedStanding on the other side of the window, looking rather distraught and soaked to the bone, glancing around helplessly as the rain pounded down on him.

And We’ll Always Have Barcelona

Ryan and Brendon have long broken up, but Brendon invites Ryan to Barcelona for vacation anyway.

And Whether Pigs Have Wings Ryan impulse buys a pet shop and employs Brendon to help him out there. Completely adorable.

Angel of Music His life is hard, and he’s often mistreated, but at least he’s got a roof over his head, and food in his stomach. He’s learned to stop wanting any more then that.

Angels Among Us Ryan never knows how Brendon talks him into doing things like this.

Annoying Bunk sex, yay!

Another Good Word For Fellatio Ryan is offended that Brendon gives better head.

Anxiety Features nervous Brendon and shy Ryan in the cliché high school setting. Ryan’s in an abusive relationship with Jake and no one notices. Brendon’s the shy, geeky kid [whose best friend is one Mr. William Beckett] who just wants Ryan to notice him.

Anyone Else But You Right before college starts up again, Brendon meets Spencer’s friend, Ryan, and they hook up. Two days later, he finds out Ryan is one of his teachers.

Aphrodite’s Trap Brendon and Ryan go to Greece, but Ryan’s apparently the boy of ancient prophesy.

Apparitions and Other Everyday Abnormalities Ghost!fic. Ryan’s mother has completely fucked up his life by uprooting them and moving them back to Vegas, back to his hometown. He was expecting to be alone in a new place with no friends. What he wasn’t expecting was to find his house rather occupied by an univited guest that doesn’t seem to be able to leave. READ NOW.

Are You Like This, Afraid to be Yourself download link. Ryan is cold and Brendon is hot. Perfect!

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Brendon When Brendon came home with a bloody nose for the third time that week, his mother didn’t even ask. She just sighed and said, “Oh, dear.” The not again was implied.

Armed With Nothing But Your Boyish Grin Brendon actually has a morning routine now. God, they are getting old. No matter that they’re both still at least two years away from hitting the big 30, but how their younger selves would have laughed if they’d known that Brendon would have a morning routine and Ryan would be impossible until he’d had at least a pot’s worth of coffee.

As Dreamers Do In which Ryan forgets how not to talk.

At the Shade of Your Sheets “Hi, I’m Brendon. I like The Little Mermaid almost but not quite better than Fall Out Boy. What d’you want to drink?”

Attack Of The Blue Flu or How Ryan Helped Brendon Save Christmas Santa Claus sends Brendon on a mission to spread Christmas cheer.

Attention to Detail Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.

Aubergine Dreams He imagines Ryan running his hands over it, smoothing out the creases and wrinkles, the way it would sit not quite right on his hips, over his chest, without any curves to fill it out. 

Automatic Joy This really was a fucked up thing to do, but he needed to get laid, and this just happened to be the perfect way to do it. A shiny plaque at the statue’s feet read “Ryan is a Coin Operated Boy. Insert a Quarter Into the Palm of his Hand and He’ll Do the Rest.

Autumn/Spring Brendon is struggling with a family that’s falling apart after his sister’s death. Then he meets Ryan.

Autumn/Winter Brendon’s completing his senior year of high school, trying to make it past the first anniversary of his sister’s death and one day become a hairdresser. Ryan’s a boy at the park with stunning eyes and hyperactive dog that walks into Brendon’s life without realizing. It’s a story about love and moving on.

Avoid the Good and Enjoy the Bad Brendon’s fiancé is a millionaire, his name is Chris. Chris suggested that Brendon should move in with him in his huge fucking mansion with three floors, sixteen bedrooms, twenty washrooms, three kitchens, four living rooms, blah, blah, blah, you get the point…And well of course you’re going to have maids, gardeners, chefs, servants, etcetera…And Ryan’s one of them. Eh?

Awkward, Unwanted Boner (AUB) Brendon had been having a good day, heck, a great day, so it was only fitting that it would all change in his seventh period History class.

Baboons and the Quest for the Last Poptart “It was the coolest, most fucked up dream ever, Jon Walker and I must share it with you.”

Back At One “Save you?” Brendon’s laugh is hollow and utterly wrong, twisting through a lull in the music. If Ryan never had to hear it again, it would still be too soon. “I’m not superman.”

Back to the Middle of the Place That Started It All Ryan was good at keeping secrets. But this secret was about to catch up with him. Honestly, honestly, this is the fic where Ryan gives birth.

Back To The Place He’s cute.” Brendon looks over at her, startled, and wonders if it’s all as obvious as it feels, if she can see it scrawled across his face after only talking to him for ten minutes. 

“He’s uh. He’s my band mate.” And Sequel: Until We’ve Reached Our Ever After

Bad Habit Ryan has a bad habit.

Ballad For The Lost Romantics Ryan didn’t exactly plan on being chased down the streets of Vegas by a gang one late night. He didn’t plan on being kidnapped either. Much less by someone who claims to be Ryan’s friend and protector, despite the fact that the two of them have never met before.

 Bananas

 Ryan finds a new way of looking at Brendon, but he doesn’t want to.

 Bartering Lines

"Okay, deal. You can kiss me, but stop tickling me in exchange."

Basic Adjustments Three days into the recording of The Album that Has Yet to Be Named, Brendon loses his voice. Just like that.

Bear Brendon thought that the Bear was the best thing ever. To be fair, though, Brendon always thought that something was the best thing ever, but it just so happened that today, this week, this month, whatever, it was the Bear.

 Beautiful Color “Tell me why they’re beautiful. Explain them to me.”

Because You Look Like A Jackass Brendon is new in town and already trying (and failing) to win Ryan’s heart.

Bedtime 

Brendon likes to sleep naked, did you know?

Been Taken Underage shenanigans on the fold out couch from the infamous share.

Before Midnight Brendon’s at a fancy dinner and Ryan is a waiter.

Behind the Curtain Panic! in the Wizard of Oz.

Behind The Golden Arches Brent and Ronald McDonald porn. How Brent Wilson Got His Hair Greasy The sequel. Technically not ryden. But this is my rec list and i do what I want *pathetic snaps*

Believe That Life Can Change Ryan gets pregnant; Brendon isn’t quite sure what to make of it.

Best Friends Means Brendon’s pretty much the Godfather of the school. Ryan’s his little-known right hand man. They’re best friends and they’ll stick by each other’s sides forever. But what Brendon doesn’t know and what Ryan’s beginning to feel will certainly complicate things.

 Best Laid Plans

 Brendon had a three-step plan to make Ryan Ross fall in love with him. 

 Bets Off

"I know you guys are taking bets on me and Brendon," Ryan said, "and I want in."

Better Together Pete was sort of vague about details and Ryan didn’t exactly have the balls to question it, but it is today, Pete said he’s coming today. 

Between A Hard Place And You Ryan’s stronger than he looks. 

Between the Lines “I wrote you an album.”

Big Girls Don’t Cry Fairy Princess Ryan is lonely. He never expects a stranger on the road to wind up being the one imperfect person who can change that.

Birthday Call Ryan calls Brendon.

Bitch Hikers Ryan picks up Brendon off the side of the rode. Then they pick up the Spencer and this is their journey. Makes absolutely NO sense at all and is perfect.

Black And White Piano Keys Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”

 Bless You Brendon has an allergy for dogs. Ryan notices that every time Brendon has a sneezing fit, he disappears to the restroom and only returns a lot later.

Blind Leading The Blind/Testimonial It all played out like a movie, the first three years of my high school career. Always the typical love/hate relationship plot line. Always jumping from event to event, keeping the pace and suspense, trying not to let the audience get bored. And we all know that the good movies never have a happy ending.

Bluebirds Fly Brendon isn’t a weatherman, he’s a meteorologist, and when a new resident news anchor joins The KATU news station, he’s more than a little excited.

Boston The day I found my sister in the bathtub dead was the day I met Ryan Ross.

Boy You Better Put Your Pen To Paper And Charm Your Way Out Everyone knows that George Ryan Ross is straight. Why would I have a chance with him? And especially me, Brendon Boyd Urie. 

Boy You Got A Real Pretty Face… Too Bad I Want To Break It Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie, esteemed and respected editors of Harlequin Magazine. They put each other through the fires of hell but could there be room for something else?

Boys Next Door Playboy Bunnies! Or the one where we objectify Brendon’s ass like whoa.

Breaking Brendon thinks differently. He jumps.

Breaking Rules Has Interesting Consequences (And Never Forget That Payback’s A Bitch) Ryan didn’t mean to. Too bad Brendon doesn’t care

Brendon and the Beast Beauty and the Beast AU. You knew it was going to come at some point.

Brendon and the Purple Crayon Like Harold and the Purple Crown. Except it’s Panic.

Brendon Ryan talks about Brendon.

Brendon Urie Dreamer Extraordinaire Mind magic isn’t against the law but generally people avoid it. It’s dangerous and unpredictable and those who take part are usually outcasts of society. If Spencer suggested this, he must be pretty fucking serious.

Brendon Urie Pet Detective Ryan Ross is the new kennel attendant at a veterinary clinic. Dogs all over town are going missing and when Ryan’s dog Hobo disappears, he’s lucky that his coworker Jon Walker knows who to call. Super Cute!

Brendon Urie’s Guide To Starting a Band There was nothing Brendon wanted more than to be in a band. Except maybe a really cute guy who loved him lots and being in a band. That would be totally awesome, but Brendon had to focus on the Getting a Band Together part first.

 Brendon, You Asshole Brendon’s a dick and Ryan’s pissed. And he certainly is not going to give into those puppy dog eyes an hour later, just begging to fuck him or—more likely—for a blowjob with a clumsy postorgasm hand job as reciprocation.

Bright Copper Non-Sunsets ”Hi, I’m Ryan Ross. You have a name that starts with a B and that’s all I know about you. I stare across a room of feebly drunk people and I see you with cocaine in my eyes in my lips on my ears in my brain and I think, BBBBBBBBBB.

Brilliant Smiles And Barely Scraping By Brendon’s holding something inside of himself. It’s far from his heart; that’s where his favorite songs are kept. What he keeps secret is held in a place that Brendon himself doesn’t even want to try to find.

Broken Glass And Rusted Nails When Ryan gets the tattoo, he bears it casually, sprawled out in the chair and smiling at Brendon’s chatter as the needle traces over his skin.

BuildABear Brendon and Ryan go to BuildABear.

Bully Buttsex Complete crack 

Burning Down Cathedrals That one where Brendon’s a famous musician and he gets Ryan’s band signed and where they don’t literally burn down cathedrals. Very good.

 Burning Through My Head

 Ryan helps Brendon with his Halloween makeup.

But I’ll Stray

"I thought we stopped doing this."

But In Time Brendon’s lyrics have the strange tendency to come true. Creepy Folkin’ Around theory in here.

But It’s Better If You Do Brendon Urie lives in Chicago with his teenage daughter Reagan. He divorced Reagan’s mother, Lizzie, two years ago because of her refusal to seek help for her alcohol abuse. One day while cleaning the attic, Reagan Urie discovers an old photo album that puts questions in her head that her father never wanted to have to answer.

But Sweeter The part that didn’t make sense, at first glance, was the spoon.

But Where Do The Nuns Come In? In which, Brendon’s family do their best, Ryan goes camping, Spencer mocks from afar, and Brendon is fascinated by Ryan’s flies

 By Small and Simple Things

And there’s no way that Skittle is currently hoisted above the head of a tiny little brown-haired man who is pressing the mouse away with his foot and shrieking in frantic whispers… No, it’s just not possible. Except it is.

By Super, I Mean You They all have super powers and Brendon spies on Ryan while he’s showering.

Cabin Days, Cabin Nights. 2nd POV!

Call Me Maybe Brendon meets a boy he can’t get out of his head.

Call Off The Crush “I wasn’t thinking straight”

Calling I heard a high pitched noise and turned my head to the side. Beside me on the steps sat a mouse brown cat with big honey coloured eyes.

Can I Have Your Number? Brendon REALLY wants Ryan’s number.

Can We Fast Forward To Go Down On Me? 

 redorchids

   Brendon and Ryan are getting it on in a supply closet.

Can’t Buy Me Love Ryan has a thing for shoplifting.

Can’t Forget The Things You Never Said Really, Ryan probably should have known that Brendon would be just as talkative in bed as he was out of it.

Can’t Stay Away Ryan Ross hates pain. He can’t stand any form of it; emotional or physical.

Candyboy There is an urban legend about how a boy can get the most spectacular and orgasmic kiss of his life, if he dares to try it.

Capes of Red Ryan doesn’t think he’s dead, he’s just misplaced his resurrection.

Capital Letters Make Things More Official 

Cardboard The thing about the world – it’s always moving. Spinning, twisting at breakneck speed and leaving him behind, always, and it’s just so confusing. So Brendon seals his eyes shut to avoid the motion sickness.

Carnival (The Normal Kind With Rides, Not The Creepy Ye Olde Carnivale Kind) Migraines, guilt, confusion, winning of stuffed toys, dates that may or may not be dates and of course Jon and Spencer.

Carry On Supernatural AU He pressed himself against the wall when he saw the figure standing at his door. Now he was probably really gone crazy. 

Carving Out Our Names The road to Maryland is paved with good intentions.

Case Number 182 How the split of Panic came about. Based on actual events, photos, tweets, videos, etc.

Castles in the Sky To say he is crazy is an insult. To say he is sick is an even bigger one. Brendon has to cope with the people around him and the way his family acts towards him after he ended up in the psychiatric ward. While maintaining a complicated relationship with the place’s resident pyromaniac: Ryan Ross.

Catching Airplanes Northern Downpour in which Ryan, Brendon, Spencer, and Jon put graffiti in various locations.

Cathedrals and Finger-Steeples Ryan doesn’t know exactly what Brendon wants from him, and he’s pretty sure that Brendon doesn’t, either.

Catnip Ryan and Spencer smoked catnip and turned into cats.

Caught Up In the Stars Brendon stared down at his feet, doing all that he could to avoid looking at the man. It wasn’t like things were bad between them; they were just a little uncomfortable since they’d stopped being together, of sorts. Whatever it was they were before, Brendon wasn’t sure.

Cave Of Wonders Jon Walker keeps hearing about these fabulous orgies.

Chain Of Flowers

 Brendon gets a new tattoo on the last day of the Honda Civic Tour.

Chasing the Monsoons Brendon’s always had a problem filtering his thoughts, and when he get high, it gets a little worse, which is why he confesses his fear to Ryan.

Children of Wrath The one where Ryan is dead and Brendon is charged. (Don’t not read it because of the summary.)

Christmas in the Desert AU college. Ryan and Brendon are done with finals. Brendon’s supposed to go with his parents to visit family while Ryan’s prepared to spend the holidays alone.

Chutes and Ladders Brendon has an adventure in babysitting, although he should probably pay more attention to the kid than her older brother.

Cicatrice “His name is Ryan Ross, well, George Ryan Ross III to be exact, but everyone knows him as Scar. Scar is everything Brendon is not, everything Brendon envies and wants to be. Scar doesn’t give a shit what people think about him, and he cares even less about everyone else’s feelings. Scar is every bad boy your Mom warned you about, and also few of the bad girls on top of that.” Sequel is Overshadowed

Claim The Sky There are several days in Brendon’s life that, he’s decided, have changed him forever.

Clandestine

Clarity Feeling bored and confused about life, Brendon goes to New York. He meets an insightful artist who helps him break out of his shell.

Coal—Sweater—iPod—This It’s Brendon’s job to deliver Christmas presents, but something special happens when he gets to a certain house.

Cock Slut and Sequel: Interruptions

Coffee Ryan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in. 

Cold Light Of Morning

Brendon wakes to Ryan’s hand stroking softly across his stomach.

Collect The Moments One By One It was Spencer’s idea. And that’s how bad shit happens. What else would anyone suspect when the Urie-Smith-and-sometimes-Valdés household attempts to throw a New Years Eve party and invites Ryan along with his many people?

Color Of Insanity Diamonds are a girl’s best friend but it turns out that sometimes boys want them too. To save themselves from a fate worse than jail, Spencer, Ryan and Jon need to steal a world famous jewel. Maybe they’ll need a little help.

Color Outside the Lines

Colors Ryan becomes blind in a freak accident, but Brendon will always be there for him.

Colour Wheel Brendon thinks in colors.

Combustion Brendon goes to a Renaissance Faire where he meets Ryan, a fire performer. Sequel is Kindle.

Come Undone Brendon thinks Ryan’s scarves are ridiculous.

Come What Sorrow Can

 People bully Brendon, Ryan takes care of him.

Common Circuitry Problems

 ”Oh,” Brendon breathed. “Your robot has a stutter. Spencer, that’s adorable.”

Common Sense

 Ryan and Brendon grow up together.

Communication Skills Brendon thinks Ryan doesn’t want him anymore.

Comptine D’un tre Ete In his mind, Ryan felt like he was in a foreign film a lot of the time.

Conflicted They’re back on the bus. Brendon is irritating, Ryan is irritated.

 Consanguinity Ryan never really thought of Brendon as anything more than a partner in crime. He hardly even thought of her as his “little sister.”

Conversations With Dead People Brendon’s mom sends him to stay with his aunt one summer. Maybe if his cousin wasn’t such bad company, Brendon wouldn’t have befriended the ghost.

Could Be Someone Ryan’s father died two months and four days after he graduated college, leaving his son with more debt than anything else. We’re all just trying to get by.

Counting Down the Days ‘Til You’re Walking Through My Door Brendon first met Ryan on a Tuesday.

Cradle of Civilization When an ancient device that has been buried under the sands of Egypt for thousands of years is uncovered, it brings with it more questions than answers, and for decades it remains a mystery until an extraordinary young man is brought in to solve what no one else has been able to. What is revealed is a gate between worlds, and a small group ventures through into the unknown where they are tossed headfirst into a struggle as old as the device itself. Through war and death and oppression and vast desert sands, maybe they will learn that some mysteries are better left as that. But there is also the chance, for one, to finally learn of the one thing that will make it all worth it.

Crash The Cemetery Gates Brendon’s a vampire under William’s reign, but comes across trouble when he’s inexplicably drawn to a human under Pete’s wing. 

Crawling Vines Ryan’s a teenage kid who walks around town at night, and gets sucked into the world of a ghost, called Brendon Urie. 

Crayons, Ketchup and A Lap Dance Tester Brendon curses the day when he promised to work as a substitute teacher for kindergarten. And Sequel: Smoothies, Hug-Attacks, and More Crayons

Crazy/Beautiful Ryan’s a slut and Brendon’s Mr. GoodyTwoShoes but somehow they manage to fall in love.

Crime And Passion Brendon witnesses a murder and Ryan is sent to protect him from the mobsters who want to kill him to stop him from testifying against them.

Crimson A questionably sarcastic tale in the wondrous world of Guitar Center

Cupid’s Chokehold is Stronger Than His Bow And Arrow High School. Cupid hates to fall witness to people hating each other. Unfortunately for him, Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross want to kill each other. Can Cupid keep his bow and arrow aimed at the right two people, or will his pet-peeve come in the way of fate?

Dance In the Rain It’s their movie moment.

Dance Upon The Waves A Pirate Fic. Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle. And *flailing motion* Sequel: [Untitled?]

Dance With a Ghost Kiss me and tell me it’s not broken.

Dance With the One Who Brought You Pete gives Ryan the worst gift for his birthday which turns into the best gift of his life.

Danger! High Voltage Ryan and Brendon find a new way to entertain themselves

Date Night At first it’s awkward.

 Days Gone By Crack!fic in which Ryan turns into Brendon’s favorite stuffed animal, Waffles the Penguin.

Deafening Silence It takes one brief moment to realize that sometimes it’s just better to let go. But it doesn’t make it any less painful.

 Dealing With Bullets

The first time Ryan was pushed against the wall was when he and Brendon were just fifteen, wearing Third Eye Blind tshirts and skinny jeans and converse.

 Dear Catastrophe Waiter 21-year-old Brendon moves to San Francisco, home of gay coffee bars, free donuts, and Ryan, the prettiest waiter Brendon’s ever seen.

Definitely (Maybe) Brendon has been pinning over Ryan for ages. The only thing stopping him now, is one Gabe Saporta.

Deprivation

Desert Drive Ryan and Brendon go for a late night drive.

Desperate Times And All That

Diamond in the Rough Brendon needs some help getting the boy. A Genie is just the way.

Diamonds, Loose Ryan thinks he’s got everything planned. That is, until Brendon turns up at his high school, and shows him how unstable he really is. It’s a story about lust, angst, and how no matter how hard you try, you can’t really escape when you’re in love.

Did We Get Hitched Last Night? The guy who will write ‘One Night Stands For Dummies’ will deserve a Nobel prize.

Did You Think That You Were Dreaming? Meet 17-year-old Brendon, sent to an institution and new school after he snapped. On his bent road to recovery, he meets three boys on the way, Jon Walker, William Beckett, and Ryan Ross, each facing their own problems and issues, and then there’s the odd and intriguing Lauren. Brendon has to learn that accepting and overcoming the past is his only way to be free of the instituation, and the only one that can teach him that is the one and only Ryan Ross. 

Different Ways to Get to Where We Are

Dim the Glare Brendon goes to Ryan’s father’s funeral with him.

Dirty Second Hands Ryan has a serious Mommy Complex and Brendon just wants Ryan to snap the hell out of it.

Discoveries And Obsessions (Part 1 of the D.O series~) Brendon never thought it would turn out to be so addictive. He never thought, when he first squeezed a finger inside carefully, wincing at the pressure that he’d get addicted to feeling.

Do You Know What I’m Seeing? Spencer sees it first, the way RyanandBrendon and SpencerandJon is fast becoming RyanandJon, and Spencer, then Brendon.

Do You Remember Where We Met?

 From the library’s security camera’s perspective. Drabble; Ryan works at the library.

Doctor Knows Best Ryan has severe insomnia and goes with Brendon to Dr. House to find a solution. While helping Ryan, House can’t help but notice something interesting about his patient.

Doing Fine “Don’t bullshit me.” Dallon’s never this forward with people he barely knows, but he feels as if he knows Ryan very well, as if he’s been running Dallon’s life for the past year and a half.

Don’t Forget How Well I Know You

Brendon’s quite the flirt. Ryan’s quite the control freak. 

Don’t Mention Love or, I Constantly Thank God For Nymphomania Brendon has a theory. He’s no psychologist, of course, but he’s thought about it a lot too much, really and his guess is as good as anyone’s. Ryan is a complete nymphomaniac, Brendon thinks, because Ryan does not relate to people on a normal level. Ryan does not relate to life on a normal level. He bottles up all his emotions and pours it all into lyrics and sex. He tries to express an entire spectrum of feeling that way. No wonder he has to do it so often.

Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Basket Nice…egg, Brendon.” “Actually, Spencer, it’s my child.” He gives Ryan an endearing look. “Our child, to be more correct.”

Don’t Wish For Me Ryan dragged them all to see a fortune-teller, and Brendon got more than he bargained for that night.

Don’t You Float Away After Ryan Ross gets the scare of his life, he knows that some good has to come out of the situation. And it does, in the form of Brendon Urie.

Don’t You Know I Love You (When You’re Down & Dirty) Ryan can’t remember the last time he said the word want out loud.

Don’t You Know That I Belong Arm and Arm With You, Baby Brendon embraces his sexuality and Ryan is not jealous and is certainly not in love with him.

Down on the Farm Mrs. Ross, fed up with her son’s destructive and illegal behavior, decides to send him to live with a friend of the family over the summer before his senior year. The worst part is, he’s staying on a farm.

Dream A Little Dream Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross are best friends, band-mates and, well, straight. Or are they?? (Or the one where Brendon sleepwalks…among other things)

Dreaming in D Major But Brendon plays cello like he’s doing the instrument a favor. Ryan can see the fingers of his left hand sliding effortlessly over the strings, finding the right keys as his right hand automatically slides the bow at exactly the right angle to claim the sound.

Drink Me Brendon works for Gabe in his potions shop and one day accidentally doses himself with a love potion. The problem is, Ryan doesn’t know that it’s a potion. More can be found here

Drive Faster, Boy Ryan, Brendon, backseats, secrets.

Drop Our Anchors 

Brendon doesn’t like storms.

Drown the Silence Brendon likes the quiet moments.

Drowning in Saltwater Ryan is an aspiring writer with a dark secret that has caused him to close himself off from the rest of the world. One day, he finds inspiration at the beach.

Drowning Lessons Brendon’s washed-up and married, and ends up hooking up with Ryan. Angst. Drama. Angst. Did I mention angst?

Drunken Nights With Brendon Urie ”Fuck, Bren. That’s, like, your fourth drink.”

Eight Seconds Rodeo cowboys .

Elsewhere According to Spencer, the Community is the way it is for the good of everyone. “Choices are dangerous,” he tells Brendon. “What if people were to choose the wrong thing?”

Enchanted Ryan’s never really liked parties.

Encounters-Five Stories Of Love And Loss These are five short stories with the same basic idea a post-break up Brendon and Ryan interacting with each other in different situations. Every story is a new one, they’re not continuous, and they are all relatively short

Epic

Etude In Blue Brendon doesn’t want to think about work or bills or how he had woken up this morning supremely awkward, wondering if he had ruined his new friendship by letting his sleep deprived mouth run away from him again.

Euro-Almost-Trip Includes Scottish Spencer, English Ryan, excited exchange student Brendon and one long assed train journey.

Eurora It’s cool, but you’ll need google translate!

Every Inch of Me Brendon goes to boarding school where he meets Ryan Ross, a rich kid who’s hiding secrets.

Every Night You Stay It wasn’t Ryan’s fault that Brendon had, apparently, taken everything he’d said to heard and decided to make Jon Walker his new best friend and secret boyfriend.

Every Speck Of Dust Illuminated Elizabeth Ann Berg is a witch, and Brendon knows it, and no, he isn’t just saying that Ryan is spending so much time with her (thank you very much, Jon Walker). But knowing it and proving it are two very different things. Featuring Charlotte the cat, Ryan the oblivious and Brendon the hopelessly infatuated.

Everybody Wants to Drive on Through the Night if it’s a Drive Back Home But he knows what rushing into love feels like and he knows it hurts like hell when one of the people in it decides it’s over. And he knows nothing lasts forever. Not even love.

Everyone Is Shaking To Your Name Ryan (and Spencer) go on voyeur sites.

Everything Else Is Meaningless Now Brendon Urie is the nerdy, socially awkward, and gay kid at his high school who gets beat up on a regular basis. Ryan Ross is the cool, popular, and straight kid at the same high school. When Ryan saves Brendon one day everything changes…

 Everything I Am Ryan wants more than one person can possibly give him. Brendon tries anyway. 

Everything Not Forbidden Is Compulsory A Robin Hood Fic! Ryan is seven when he meets Brendon Urie.

Evil Thoughts Ryan visits a bridge in the middle of the night, planning to leave the world for good.

Exactly What You Think It Is Brendon sends Ryan a copy of the new album.

Expect the Unexpected Sharing a bed hadn’t been their first choice.

Extenuating Circumstances The main difference between Ryan getting pregnant and Spencer getting pregnant was that Spencer had Jon, and Ryan had Brent.

Fae Attraction Urban fantasy AU. If they hadn’t been fighting, Ryan wouldn’t have walked into the group of fae.

Fair Market Value Things go a bit awry when he sees Ryan, and just can’t resist the purchase.

Fake Plastic Trees Ryan feels a twist in his heart, god, what he would give just to hear Brendon sing. To hear his voice, to hear him laugh, to hear him cry, to hear him gasp. To hear his own name fall from those lips. He shakes his head. He hates thinking about things that he knows will never, ever happen.

Falling In Love With Original Sin  Ryan’s past keeps coming back to haunt him, his insecurities have prevented him from ever loving another; Until he meets Brendon Urie, the sexy, mysterious guy who makes Ryan feel things he can’t fully understand. Now, the ‘wall’ Ryan has built up over the years is slowly coming down..

Falling Is Like This Brendon is madly in love with the boy from the candy shop. The boy from the candy shop. There’s only one. “I bet he’s sweet,” Pete cracks and Brendon rolls his eyes and groans.

Fallout The world is killing itself in a mass nuclear war and Brendon and Ryan head underground.

Family Values Personally, I don’t care,” are the first words to drip from her mouth. Then, “She deserved it. Stupid slut slept with everyone around her, and a gay boy got her pregnant.” Ryan slips his eyes shut and thinks of her skin glistening under the florescent lights of the bathroom. She’s all china-doll and cold. He smiles to himself. She downed alcohol and pills; copy-cat, he thinks, almost venomously. But then again, he stopped feeling pity a long time ago.

Fascinate.

 AND Fascinate. [part 2]

 Boys and blood.

Fight Club Brendon is fighting for something. Ryan is curious as to what.

Fighting Just to Breathe Ryan’s friends buy him the shittiest birthday present ever. A gift certificate for yoga classes. But once Ryan meets his instructor, it turns out to be the best gift he could ever ask for. and Sequel Come Back to the Place We Are

Fighting the Flow Brendon is stubborn and Ryan is confused; the push and pull of power in a dysfunctional relationship, and the difficulties involved.

Fire Island The one with the deserted island and the abundance of Nightwish lyrics.

First Tell Me Which Road You Will Take The one where Ryan and Brendon chose to make it better.

Five Reasons Why Jon Almost Quit the Band (And One Why He Didn’t) Jon’s first weeks in the band were pretty hard on him.

Five Times Ryan Tries To Propose (And the One Time He Does) 

Ryan is maybe kind of a colossal idiot.

Five Times Ryan Ross Let Brendon Urie Walk Away When He Should Have Told Him To Stay

Five Times Zack Almost Caught Ryan and Brendon (And the One Time He Didn’t) He knew the first time he met them there was something going on.

Flicker “Oh, right! Pixie dust. Right, I always forget that part.” Peter Pan!

Flowers

Brendon’s learning that the world is made up of many things, including evil. He also learns that evil is usually attracted to good people. 

Flying Just Like “We have a Wendybird all of our own,” said Jon, “only butterfly-shaped. And, um. We used to call it Ryan.

Folkin’ Around “It’s about you, Ryan.”

Footnote in a Fairy Tale Ryan stood at the bar and sipped his drink, watching the crowd, waiting until he found whatever it was he’d been needing for the last few days. Ever since they’d arrived in London there’d been a feeling in the pit of his stomach, that something had to happen. He needed change, he needed excitement.

Footsteps In The Snow In Brendon’s world, all men are missing their halves and are doomed never to find them. But, one day, Brendon hears a voice in his head, and it’s not his own.

For a Minute There (I Lost Myself) “Brendon,” Ryan says, and his voice is low and quiet and curls up Brendon’s spine like a drunken serpent. Ryan’s fingers are long and thin. He taps a beat on the desk as he speaks. “Yes?” Brendon asks. “I think you’re magical,” Ryan says, “and I wanted to know how would you feel about doing hair for a rock band?”

For A Minute There He remembers when it was nothing more than playing, writing, making music with the boy who handed him the words and then took his breath.

For All the Right Reasons A look at a year in a relationship.

For Anyone, Ever Burned So Bright Ryan likes Brendon, and he likes secrets, and he doesn’t want the two to be mutually exclusive.

For His Sons (And Their Three Separate Hearts) Ryan thinks that hearts aren’t those big bouncy things that girls draw on love letters. No, they’re more lumpy, more thin and dripping. 

For Keeps He sees Ryan, and Brendon knows that Ryan would be like one of those t-shirts that’s been washed way too many times, so worn through it’s almost translucent, with a few real holes showing through to skin, but soft. Soft and just the perfect fit, clinging to your skin in all the right places.

For Love Of The Sun Fallen Angel Fic! Brendon was an angel until he was exiled from the heavens. His wings were cut back and he fell down to Earth, losing all his memories in the process. When Ryan finds him on the streets, unconscious and helpless, it’s not like he can just leave him there.

 For Other Meanings Of Tsunami See, the more Brendon thinks about it, the more it makes sense. Brendon is kind of genius; he just didn’t know it. Sex with Ryan. He guesses it could work. 

For Whatever You Lose You can’t always get what you want… unless you fish it out of the ocean.

Forgetting You In A Cabaret Ryan Ross is the son of a wealthy strip joint and casino owner, but his father employs him to do a lot more than serve drinks.

Fortifications and Many Other Things He’s not mad at Ian, not really. It’s just that the way the curly haired boy was playing the guitar reminded him of someone.

 Four Four defining moments. Four heartbreaks. But only one man caused them all.

 Four Men And A Little Cabin Unrelated, nonlinear scenes from a recording cabin.

Freakend

"Assuming a little much, are we, Urie?"

 Freaks An accident lands Ryan in the hospital, and he meets Jon, who tells him of a mysterious patient on their floor. There’s something not quite right about him, but then again, there’s something not quite right about Ryan as well.

French Kiss Ryan Ross comes to live with the Urie family.

From A Pretty Mouth Ryan likes Brendon in lip gloss.

Fuck Him Gently They lose their virginities together.

Full Circle Two boys, a boat, and the North Sea at night.

Futile Wars

 Brendon and Ryan were together for nearly three years, but the relationship ended in tragedy. After over a year of silence they find themselves facing the past, only to realize it’s not the past quite yet.

Gay Chicken Pete wants to play a game which Ryan and Brendon are forced to take part in and they will do anything to win.

Get Back To The Place Where You Once Belonged Ryan always intended to be a novelist. Instead, he’s working as a copy editor for the Seattle Times. It’s not the only thing in his life that somehow got messed up. Also, Brendon writes a musical!

Get Off My Lawn! Ryan Ross promises never to be a cranky old man when he grows old. Well, he lied.

 Get Ur Freak On

 Whoops. 

Gingerbread House Brendon and Ryan are moving into their perfect house or what they think is their perfect house, until it starts everything starts going wrong with it.

 Give Me A Sign

Sign language. Ryan Ross doing sign language. With those hands. In front of Brendon.

Give Me Empathy Everyone has adorably useless superpowers.

Give Me More Standard Smoothie Hut Brendon and confusing as fuck Ryan in the lead up to Panic! at the Disco finally getting signed by surprisingly un-creepy Pete Wentz.

Give Up (Get Down)

Given Limits Exist Ryan and Brendon work together and they are perfect together.

 Glory Fades

 Something sacred, something so beautiful.

 Gonna Be A Mighty King

 It’s just a Wednesday, but Brendon can still be surprise king for a day.

 Good Boy “Two can play at any game. Even Brendon’s disturbing sexual fantasies.

Got to Know for Sure There is a fifty-percent chance that, on certain days of the week, when the lunar cycle is in precisely the right position and Gabe Saporta’s pants are exactly the right shade of neon, Brendon may or may not have a teeny, tiny crush on Ryan fucking Ross.

Grace Brendon is an actor to which Ryan writes the script of his life for.

Grace Note Ryan is a journalist struggling to hold himself together and make a name for himself as a writer. Brendon is the lead singer of the popular band, “Industry of Being” until Brendon leaves the band with little explanation and Ryan is given his big break when he is the one asked to cover the story.

Gravity Fail

 Ryan Ross has numerous epic Brendon related fails.

Growing Up And Grey Areas Ryan’s not expecting a new neighbor. He’s certainly not expecting that new neighbor to start attending his private boarding school, and he definitely isn’t prepared for the events that follow.

Guernica Ryan is a stuck-up artist who lives by his routines and never steps out of his familiar patterns. Then as he gets to know Brendon who doesn’t give a shit about rules or routines, or well, anything, it’s a collision of two worlds. Surprisingly, an odd friendship springs up from their acquaintance, but then the shadows of the past begin to unveil and soon they find themselves in a huge mess, one that neither of them is going to walk out of unharmed…

Guide Me Home “It was the first time I slept outside.”

 Guilty Pleasure For every action, there are consequences. and Sequel: Gainsay

Hail the Seasons as They Go Ryan’s going off to college. He has less than a week left, a few days of spending time with his friends, with Brendon, and he doesn’t want to complicate anything.

Hand On Your Arm Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons and Pete is Pete.

Hangover From Hell The one where they get drunk and married. NOT A ONESHOT

Have A Little Faith In Me Ryan’s in witness protection. He’s alone, and he wants to keep it that way. Brendon, the new boy, fits in easily but can’t help being intrigued by the quiet boy at the back.

Have Found Out What You Are Like

 Brendon splays his pale fingers over the smooth piano keys and just plays. By ear, by touch. There are sheets of music in front of him, but they’re for a different song. He can’t see them anyway, playing with his eyes closed, face blank.

 He Acts Like We Never Have Met (I Don’t Believe You) An alternative universe fic of The Heart Rate of a Mouse in which Ryan goes back in time. 

This is what we faggots do. Sit in the cars of strangers after sunset, watching them pay for a motel room at the reception.

  He Knows He knows. I haven’t told him, but he knows. Brendon always knows with me.

He Was Just Hanging Around Ryan throws Brendon’s phone out the window and has to make up for it somehow.

He Watches The Ships That Come Sailing Pirate Fic! featuring Ryan the Reckless and Brendon who is a little bit lost. It’s cute!

Heart and Tender Heartdealing… Brendon recognizes the term, but in the same vague way that he recognizes the Mafia while really only knowing that it’s something he doesn’t want to mess with and involves people in suits. The term obviously doesn’t mean actual, physical hearts, since the jar looks to be just a wisp of cloudy shine. It’s more like the ability to love and hate and feel strongly about anything, all bottled in one jar and stolen out of someone. It’s shady shit.

Heedless in Rain Brendon, desperate for a place to live and low on cash, moves into an old apartment above an old bookstore. An old, haunted apartment.

 Here Be Dragons “…and it’s exciting to be the first one to do this to him.” Time travel fic.

Here Comes the Sun Ryan likes to sing to his baby girl.

Hi, Brendon Urie Ryan met Brendon on a Monday, kissed him on a Tuesday, broke his heart on a Saturday and fixed it all on a Friday.

Hidden In Plain View Ryan wonders if it’s obvious or if it looks perfectly platonic, a group of friends hanging out, no one suspecting that two of them are something more

Hide the Razors “You shaved your eyebrows off.”

Hiding In Estrogen Brendon comes back to their hotel room and finds a beautiful, tall, lanky woman in high heels and a dress. But then he gets a closer look, and it’s not a woman.

Hints Brendon can read minds.

History-Proven Saftery Songs At some point, they’re going to have to stop buying things.

Hobo Ross Ryan takes Hobo to the vet.

Hold The Pose Brendon takes on a job as a cleaner for published writer, Ryan Ross, in order to fund his college studies. Spencer opens up an Indian style cafe and Jon, as always, is paid to make coffee.

Home Is Where The Heart Is  Every year, an elf is sent down to every city to help raise Christmas spirit. This year, Brendon Urie was assigned to Las Vegas, Nevada. More importantly: Ryan Ross.

Honey, I’m Home! Ryan is dating a pussycat doll. As far as Brendon is concerned, that will never, not be funny. (Don’t-cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like B?)

Hot and Spicy Yum Ryan gets turned on by the smell of pizza. When Ryan orders pizza, it’s the new delivery boy, Brendon, who delivers it. Oh. This is kind of like a bad porno.

Hot For A Teacher

Hot Hot Heat So maybe it was weird that they were sitting on Ryan’s double bed in nothing but their boxer briefs and eating cherry popsicles, but they didn’t care. All they knew is it was fucking hot, like the hottest day of summer, and there was no air conditioner or osculating fans and the town was in the middle of a black out. Sequel is The Sinful Burn

House of Wolves Patrick scrubs at his eyes with his icy mittens, because there is no way a freaking wolf is standing in front of him— and sniffing his crotch, Patrick realizes wildly. 

How A Resurrection Really Feels After narrowly escaping certain death, fierce, tough and masculine gang members Ryan and Spencer head out to the wilderness to avoid mortal danger (it isn’t Ryan’s fault!), accompanied by a heartless assassin who might turn on them at any second. Then there is the virgin Brendon, who really likes God and girl’s dresses. This fic is hilarious and sweet and sad and angry and well written.

How Did I Fall In Love With You? Bad things happen when Ryan reads fanfiction.

How Far Down Ryan likes his job, and it only gets more interesting when a new customer starts coming in regularly.

How Misery Loved Me Brendon had never seen Ryan cry.

How Naptime Can Go Horribly Right Ryan tries to take a nap until Brendon climbs into bed with him. Naked.

How To Kill A Straight Guy There was no possible way. No completely fathomable way that the human being standing in front of him was a guy.

How To Let The Sky Go Ryan teaches dance, sometimes, to those who aren’t completely incompetent or slow. It’s for these reasons and maybe a few more that he really doesn’t want to teach Brendon Urie how to dance.

Hum Along To The TV Everyone’s got something that they’re trying to quit. Whatever it is, there’s a group for it. Ryan and Brendon are no exception.

I Am Not Afraid To Walk This World Alone Brendon knows noses, Ryan knows how to be stubborn, and Spencer and Jon should know better than to say anything.

I Am the Derivative and You Are the Curves Ryan’s close to flunking and he needs a math tutor. That’s where Brendon comes in.

I Can Be Your Safe Haven (I Got Places You Can Lay Your Head) “Ryan, what’s going on? How did you get those bruises?”

I Can See How Jesus Wept Boarding school. Brendon takes it upon himself to corrupt Ryan’s virgin soul.

I Could Belong To The Night When Ryan’s best friend Spencer dies, he thinks he’s all alone.

I Don’t Even Know Where To Begin

 Ryan finds a dog on his front porch. 

 I Don’t Have A Library Card…But I’d Love To Check You Out. Brendon is close to flunking out of college, and his roommate and partner in crime, Jon, is not helping. He seeks refuge in the school’s library and finds a little more than a place to study. This is a story about finding love, taking chances, and being true to one’s self.

I Fell In Love With a Dead Boy The strangest thing happened on Halloween night.

I Know Something the Piano Doesn’t Know Brendon is uninspired. Sex ensues.

I Know You’ve Got a Wild Streak At sixteen and having been in public school for five months now, it’s hardly Brendon’s first party. But it’s the first where someone’s caught his eye, where he hasn’t just showed up with Ryan and stuck by the older boy’s side until Ryan sat him down on a couch and told him to be careful before disappearing with some mostly drunk girl into someone’s bedroom.

I Love You More Than I Hate Bottles The Young Veins!!! Brendon is a huge fan. Like, a huge fan. And he’s so in love with Ryan Ross. You have no idea.

I Love You Or Something Like That Ryan has to prove himself the Casanova everyone says he is.

I Love You To Death And Beyond Crack! Ryan turns into a zombie, but Brendon loves him too much to let him go! Ryan just wants to eat Brendon’s brain.

 I Never Told You What I Do For A Living Brendon and Ryan. Both psychotic murderers.

I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex Toy It’s a butt plug, not a chastity belt.

 I Spiked Your Cup With Angst And A Heart Attack It’s been three days and my mail has collectively gathered into one massive pile of responsibilities and reminders that life moves on without me.

I Swear I’m Not Folkin’ Around How Brendon wrote Folkin’ Around.

 I Thought I Saw You Sometimes the world just isn’t a bright place. Sometimes there’s a reason, sometimes there isn’t. A story about trying to figure out how to live in the world and deal with the life and feelings you’ve been given. 

I Thought The thing that Ryan and Brendon start up isn’t supposed to be anything other than a way to relax and unwind, but Brendon isn’t sure that’s what either of them really want.

I Wanna Be the One Brendon wants a baby. Badly. So badly that he would risk friendships to get one.

I Want My Hat Back Patrick wants his hat back. But who has it?

I Want To Hear The Same Song Twice Brendon is a DJ at a gay club, Spencer tends the bar, Jon has the best job title ever and Ryan is… complicated.

I Want To Wake Up Where You Are Panic broke up and Brendon went out on his own, he and Ryan haven’t seen each other for twelve years and Ryan has conflicting feelings when it comes to Brendon.

I Will Never End Up Like Him, Behind My Back I Already Am ”Then why are you still here?”

”Cause I-I’m not really here.”

”Then where are you?” “I am i-infront of you, but I’m not a-alive, Brendon.”

I Will Never Let You Fall When Brendon’s parents decided to adopt a child, they probably thought it would be a lot easier. Aka HoneyChocolate

I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Brendon finds out how “normal” Panic really is.

I’m All You Want And More

I’m Not The One and Sequel: The Objection of My Affection It’s been two years. Ryan’s in college and he is reunited with Mr. Urie.

I’d Rather Be Rolling Cigars Brendon can suck cock.

I’ll Be At The Cabin For Our Christmas The boys have decided to celebrate their holiday together before heading home for Christmas. They decided to do it in the place it feels the most acceptable, the cabin.

I’ll Be Every Breath Your Trembling Lips Taste Something happens to Brendon and Ryan just wants him to feel better.

 I’ll Do Anything For You (No, Really)

 Ryan gets sick and Brendon worries.

I’ll Have My Cake (And Eat It Too)

 How exactly he ended up being able to hear his friends’ sexual thoughts is still a mystery to him.

 I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours

"Have you ever done anything with someone else, Brendon?" 

I’m Gone With the Moon, New With the Sun The first time Brendon realizes something is wrong is when he’s 6 years old.

I’m Not the One Mr. Urie is the new English teacher in Ryan’s high school.

If I Go To Hell, It’s Because I’m An Avid Slasher My obsession had started around the time I was a freshman in high school. (It’s really funny just read it.)

 If I Never Knew You When Ryan is sent to live with his aunt after his mom gets fed up with his behavior, he is pissed. He never expected to meet a boy who was so different that he could change Ryan’s life forever.

If I Were Stalking You Then I’d Know Your Favorite Cookie Flavor (Oatmeal Raisin, By the Way) Spencer’s a video game addict, Jon’s kind of an ass, Brendon’s in Fall Out Boy and Ryan, uh, well he has a stalker.

If I Were Stalking You Then I’d Know Your Favourite Cookie Flavour (Oatmeal Raisin, By The Way) Spencer’s a video game addict, Jon’s kind of an ass, Brendon’s in Fall Out Boy and Ryan, uh, well he has a stalker.

If the Moon’s a Balloon In which Brendon is an unconventional Christmas tree fairy and Jon is altogether too interfering.

If the Stars Could Sing “I only want love from people who know what love is.”

If This Isn’t The Kingdom Then I Don’t Know What Is It’s been almost a year and a half since the last time that Ryan just showed up like this, and you’d think that Brendon would be surprised, but he’s not.

If You See Me On A Corner Ryan picks up a hustler.

If Your Heart Speaks to Me Mute!Brendon

In Case the Scene Gets Nasty Ryan and Brendon have been at each other’s throats for as long as they can remember. But things start to change. How else are they supposed to spend the long hours of detention together? Sequel: In Case the Scene Stays Nasty.

 In My Linen (You Are Skin Again)

 All he wants to do is kiss every square inch of Brendon’s body, wants his lips to be as feather light and almost nonexistent as when Brendon is writhing beneath the sheets for that ghosting

 In Nobody’s Eyes But Mine Ryan had thought he was immune to the spontaneous little moans and screams Brendon is capable of making from their shows, but it’s just different when they’re all naked. 

In Our Family Portrait… Blarie’s story of growing up with Ryan and Brendon as her fathers, and their family album.

In the Event I Lose Myself Brendon and Ryan are obvious soul mates.

In The Sound Brendon quits Panic! At the Disco and becomes a hairdresser, watching from afar as his former friends and band-mates rise to fame. One day, after years of silence, Ryan Ross wanders into his salon and asks for a haircut.

In These Lines

In Your Eyes Beauty Be Found High school with a bit of a weird twist? Brendon has a secret that could, potentially, ruin his life. Naturally, Ryan Ross finds out.

Infinite Sometimes With the help of his friends, Ryan has just learned how to like life. Brendon hasn’t yet found such luck. This is a story about strong relationships, trust, not wanting to be alone, and holding hands. There’s a river, and just like its never-ending path to the ocean, some things just go on forever. Sometimes you need someone more than you need yourself, and sometimes, that’s okay.

Innocence (In a Sense) This is his job, and maybe it’s not the most professional thing to do, but sometimes things have to happen in order to make things right. And if putting criminals behind bars means Brendon has to get a little dirty, then so be it.

Insanity Madeline Michelle Urie could hear the screams of the half dead in the victims in the experiment-morgue room across the hall.

Insomnia Is The Excuse For The Lack Of Something You’ve Never Known Sometimes Ryan wondered why Brendon was so childish.

Intoxicated Circulation Brendon has a couple too many and gets a little bit persistent as to discovering Ryan’s sexual orientation.

Invisible Fences

Iron, Neon Lights & Weed Brendon wants to get a record deal at all costs. He joins the Las Vegas underground music scene, but ends up distracted when he falls for Ryan, a scene king with little interest in attachments. 

Irrevocably Combined Where-in Ryan really just needs some time to figure a few things out.

Isn’t This Exactly Where You Want Me? (In an Airplane Bathroom) Ryan and Brendon get on a plane. Ryan and Brendon meet. Ryan and Brendon hold hand holds. Ryan and Brendon sneak off.

 It Isn’t Stupid When It’s You

 Brendon notices the cameras first, turning away, and Ryan can’t help but mouth ‘I love you’ as he does. He’s sure no one notices.

It Sure As Hell Ain’t Normal, But We Deal Brendon is in a relationship with his ex-teacher.

It Was A Plane Ride Mile high club. Ryan, quite possibly, hated everything imaginable about his job. Co-workers were a bitch, mainly the girls, and pilots were usually an arrogant asshole or nervous wreck. The costumers? Beyond words.

It Was Always You Post-Divorce Cabin Fic. Basically Spencer, Ryan, Jon, and Brendon get back together in the cabin for a week.

It’s Just A Stupid Ring or How Brendon Baggins Saved Middle Ramen

It’s Only A Crime If I Get Caught Ryan is sent to the Urie household for behavior adjustment and scares the living crap out of Brendon. That is, until Brendon realizes Ryan’s not as bad as he first thought.

It’s A Week Before Christmas And I Meet You It’s a week before Christmas and Ryan meets Brendon for the first time.

It’s All Okay When I Say “You and I” This is adorable, seriously. High school with a Christmas Plot. Brendon wants to get Ryan’s attention by being his Secret Santa. The problem is, Ryan is the coolest guy in school, with more people pursuing him than Brendon cares to think about.

It’s Always Cloudy (Except For When You Look Into The Past) Timetravel! Where in a future version of Ryan comes back to tell his younger self that things will get better. Cute!

It’s Good To Be Feeling Ryan knows what he wants.

It’s Hard To Face The Holidays Without For Christmas, Ryan doesn’t get a dog. Spencer gets his train set. Brendon doesn’t get his deck of cards. He also doesn’t get a friend. Christmas 1992-2006.

It’s Just Curiosity So the thing is, Brendon needs Ryan’s dick.

It’s Just Like Flying “Why don’t you own any cool movies?” Brendon inquires, muffled from where his head is inside the TV cabinet.

It’s Just Like Flying Brendon and Ryan are bored.

It’s Not Repression, It’s Denial Ryan and Brendon are not in love. No, seriously, they’re not. Jon is just delusional.

 It’s The Mess That Feels So Right …And he’s suddenly confident and knows exactly what to do.

It’s Written on the Wind Beatles/PATD crossover. It’s the Spring of 1967, and the last thing Abbey Road intern Ryan Ross expects, or even wants, is to become instantly attracted to a guy let alone a session musician named Brendon with a bad habit of not knowing when to give up. It would be a very, very bad idea, and Ryan’s determined to avoid it (and him) at all costs. A tale of scarves, Carnaby Street, music, and falling into something rivaling a Burt Bacharach Standard.

Jingle All the Way Brendon is annoying Ryan so Ryan makes him pay in the Christmas way.

 July 6th, The Day For The Forgotten. "Exactly two years ago, to this day, you told me you wanted to leave. You said you wanted to leave the band. You said you wanted to leave me." Brendon winces at the thought. "That was the worst day of my life," He says quietly.

Just A Matter Of Time Until We’re All Found Out��There was this smoothie shop on the way home; Ryan liked to stop there often but there was this really obnoxious kid always working there now.

Just A Teenage Douchebag, Baby Ryan is determined to have a good day.

Just One of the Girls “Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”

 Just This Once, Be My Savior In which Ryan has a daughter, Brendon has a nephew and somehow, they manage to fall in love.

Part Two

[stillresolved]

gaesaekki for the URL meme 🖤

@geaesaekki / send a url and i will answer the following...

Do I Follow Them?: yes i do!! if i am not pls assume my evil twin ( that i am not aware of atm ) has taken my place–

Why Did I Follow Them?: i was already following ur main blog and so if there is a chance for more quality interactions and dynamics I SHALL TAKE IT NO MATTER THE RISK ( that and i love evil/morally grey women so of course i had to investigate :3 )

Do We Role Play?: *gestures to the 4823940820 plots, dynamics & unfinished threads we have JFKLSDJFL :'D*

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: again if u ask me this question and i say no, assume i have been locked away against my will–

An AU Idea For Our Muses: HMMMMM well rn we've already got the celebrity verse, crime verse, and the thg verse BUT WHAT ABOUT...vampire verse? or a furuba verse 🤩

A Song For Our Muses: for our favorite pair of lone wolves– canada by lauv ( ft. alessia cara )

Do I Ship Our Muses?: maram? maram. i never actually thought there would be someone who could like? slip past ga-ram's exterior but i guess mara is the exception– I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM IN ACTION MORE :DD ( also u know that if i make a muse that ends up being compatible with gaya....i will be knocking on ur door 👀 )

What I Think About The Mun: lynnie u are an ICON to this hellsite i can't 🐝lieve you've only been around here for like a little over than a year...i love the passion and care you put into your characters but also their worldbuilding and also the devotion you put into your partners' muses, u would not BELIEVE how hard it is to find partners who do both :'D i also admire that you are honest not just with your partners but also to yourself. if a character, for example, is not speaking to you any longer, you're not afraid of dropping them or doing the necessary cleaning....something i think i could definitely get better at ^^'

Overall Opinion: a beloved and corrupting influence on all of ferre's blogs aka the reason more and more of my characters are stepping outside of the good bean arena <3

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | this scale does not adequately measure my love for lynnie and if that is case then i will create my own: this is level infinity |

[artifactseeker-myr99]

Cellar Letters half-baked Fan Theory; Spoilers up to Ep.60

Yeah, so regarding this

My theory right now is that Officer John and that nurse from the mental healthy facility are exactly those voices Nate heard on the ominous reversed audio – like, I’m just saying it doesn’t seem like a coincidental re-casting of the voice actors

The reversed whispers of “erased, don’t go, alone, can’t leave” that overlap and were pretty hard to make out are credited with the same VAs as the facility nurse and Officer John.

I haven’t bothered yet to pluck at that “much louder” bit of reversed audio that can only be heard once, but I’m confident it would straight up be the same voice Harlan Guthrie used as Officer John. And, to those unaware, it’s not for a lack of range. If anyone, Harlan Guthrie does have the range to make himself sound like… how many different characters appeared on Malevolent so far? Yeah, that many.

Anyhow, those whispers are the mental health facility nurse and Officer John, I hypothesise.

Don’t have a theory how/ why yet but I’d bet it has to do with Nate being that cult baby

Best bet so far, they are either working for the cult or against the cult.

I Interpret “working for the cult” as them trying to reel Nate back in. And “working against the cult” means, I presume, they want to help Nate get away. There also could be the option that they want to kill him but with how Officer John is behaving that’s unlikely in either case.

Even if “ritual sacrifice” isn’t entirely off the table as the cult’s ultimate goal for Nate.

Like, we can’t even be sure yet what this cult’s purpose is, what’s it do.

We know about the cult/ shadow organisation that “they” have their fingers in just about anything. That “they” concern themselves with a lot of paranormal/ supernatural happenings in Maine. I’m not sure if this is a The Magnus Archives X Files kind of situation where they collect and follow up on paranormal shit. Or maybe they partially instigate some of the things and do the follow-up as a way of cleaning up after themselves.

“They” who show up in pretty much every letter are this “seen things that should not be seen, felt things that should not be felt, you do not need to be alone anymore” cult group.

See the Unseen dot Org (no I haven’t googled the URL, I’m not going to, I’m not into ARG stuff) – the website that links the address of Nate’s house in Maine as basically the organisation’s letterbox

Plus, it’s confirmed that “they” wanted Nate to move into that house that has been this cult’s letterbox for decades.

But that’s it. I’m just saying that nurse and Officer John aren’t randomly showing up in Nate’s life when he needs allies (or people he thinks are allies).

My theory is half-baked at best. I’d rather say barely-not-completely-raw-anymore. It’s got loose ends front and back but I’m pretty convinced on the casting choices theory (even tho I know meta information for fan theories is a bit delicate).

I would love to go on theorising, this ominous dull/ murmuring static that happens sometimes is probably the house …doing something? Being… paranormal and shit? And this reoccurring knocking only the listeners can hear while Nate obviously can’t. …But to be honest I’m coming up empty so far.

Best guess is the knocking does relate to Steve and I’m not so sure anymore Steve is a real person. Yeah, rude. I know. Or maybe Steve was a real person but isn’t anymore? As I said, coming up empty on that front

[wehelddarkness]

starsweredible → wehelddarkness

hi again and goodbye, for now! You can find me @somuchstrdst now. If you want to follow me there, feel free. I've already followed some people there 💖

This is more of an explanation for myself than for anyone. So, I've been debating a lot what to do with this blog, because due to life, I found myself very busy to keep up with it the way I have always done, and after some time away from it, I've noticed a change in how I feel about it here.

I've had this blog since 2009. This blog has been with me through the most crucial moments of my life, all the ups and downs, the changes, the bad and the good, the happy and the sad moments. I've met the best people I could ever meet in my life through here. And not for one moment I regret having spent the amount of time I did here. This blog has been so important to me, it molded me, it's the foundation of who I am today.

But still, I feel like this is not a place for me anymore.

This is not to say that I've moved on from everything I blogged about here. That's not the point at all.

It's hard for me to even begin to explain why I don't feel like this "my space" anymore.

I just feel like, the amount of things I'm exposed to in here, the feeling that I always had to catch up, to know everything... it kinda started to drain me, it piled up, it added up to the reasons that made me have a severe case of burnout and anxiety and fomo.

I know I could just unfollow people, make it cleaner and lighter, but, idk, it's not only the people. This blog, this dashboard feels heavy for me, it feels like there's a kind of baggage that not even unfollowing people will solve the problem, idk how to explain it. This feels much like a "this doesn't sparkle joy" anymore kinda situation. That's the best way I can put it.

So I've decided to make a new blog just to find my footing in the blogging experience again, creating a new space for me, curating things that at the moment I can keep up with, and honestly, I feel so much lighter there.

I've been there for awhile now and I've finally made the decision to make there my new space.

I felt like a change of url here was in need as well. I had this url saved at the same time I changed to starsweredible, but looking at it now, I feel like it reflects more how I feel about this blog than ever, so that's why I'm changing it.

Again, this blog has never been a bad experience for me, it's just that with all that has been going on in my life in the past months, I felt this darkness looming over me, over the things I care about. So, yeah.

I will always carry this blog in my heart. I won't delete it because i have so many things important to me here that I'll always come back to. I just feel like the time for me to keep feeding this is over. It will become an archive of memories, an archive of myself.

So, it's time for me to say goodbye, I guess. Maybe I'll pop in eventually for some things? My likes page with over 60k posts has always bothered me so maybe I'll come back to clean it, idk. I'll always be attached to this blog, so who knows, maybe one day I'll feel like coming back again. Until, then... I thank this space for helping me become who I am.

[dumbdomb]

it is if you're the one not reading. i don't just check the description and pinned, but i also scroll through the blog to get a sense of what that user posts about. i have recently blocked people who have detrans kink as a hard limit or in their dni and yet find they are reblogging directly from users with urls like fakeboyetc, or they have reblogged something that was originally posted by inferiorgirlblog.

if you don't pay attention to who you interact with, or don't care, then you may get blocked by more people than just me. i have also blocked people recently for following others that have a pinned allowing children ages sixteen and up to interact with their nsft blog, when they say "no one under age" and even have "mdni" in their bio. it's not just about what is on your pinned, but what is on your blog itself. if you're worried about that, i'd suggest cleaning up your notes and following, pay attention to who interacts with and follows you. check the source before you reblog. ♡

this is why i promote more honesty and respect in this online community. so many recent notes have pinned posts saying they have icky, hard, dark, or otherwise taboo kinks without disclosing what any of them are. no one is being given the opportunity to consent to viewing their blog, and i simply block them on default now (bc usually their blogs contain everything in my dni).

if your blog doesn't have posts made by, and you're not directly reblogging from, a detrans kink user then feel free to send me your url or contact me off anon.

[obxfiles]

I.lost you again when you changed your url but now I've found you again.

I definitely get that, I've restarted a bunch of times for different reasons, but I've learned that sometimes restarting is just bc you want to quit and once you start from the very beginning again you realise you'll just have to do it all over again and you're not going to do it differently if your only thing was that you're wanting a fresh start (but without direction). Might just be time to take a break from here and to try out different hobbies. Or maybe make a temporary side blog full of different interests and see if anything sticks. But don't delete and restart something that's just going to be the same thing as it'll leave you sad and stressed and confused as to why things feel so hard and empty 💜💜💚💚-K

hi love!! i think i just am overwhelmed with my dash right now and kind of want to clean it up a bit. there's so many old fandoms i'm no longer a part of and so many blogs i don't even recognize, and it's hard for me to see the blogs i actually want to keep up with. i think if i restart, it'd be a good way for me to narrow down my dash to just the content i want to see now (bts, some aesthetic things, etc) vs all the mess it is right now. it'd still be a bts blog, that wouldn't change! i just feel a bit lost on my dash right now if that makes sense. like lately i have to specifically visit the same few blogs or i won't ever see their content. today, i only saw a few posts of jk on my dash and had to go find the content i wanted to see of his music, suchwita, etc. while my dash was filled with posts of tv shows i've never seen and it was just kind of this huge realization for me. i wouldn't delete this one, i'd just...move over to a clean slate. but it's something i'll definitely think on and not rush to do without giving it proper thought. thank you so much, and i'm glad you were able to find me again <3

[coupomated]

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[sassypotatoe1]

did you change your url recently or are you someone that I followed and just don't remember :?

This is my side blog, but it's always been @sassypotatoe1, I made the blog because I did a username generator for shits and gigs, got sassypotatoe, realized I'm a very sarcastic person, remarkably sarcastic for an autistic person, and decided to make a side blog for my rants and thoughts.

I've since grown as a person and am no longer that sarcastic, so it's more educational long-form posts or fandom reblogs now. I don't recall when you followed me I don't pay much attention to that on here but hi! Welcome! If you don't mesh with my content anymore you are fully welcome to unfollow me, no hard feelings, but you're also totally welcome to stick around! I like to think my content helps people and it might help you.

My main blog, @snowflkedivergent is dead, I repurposed it for art but I got a full time job that takes all my spoons so I don't have time really for art, hence the dead blog. It's entirely possible that you followed that blog before I cleaned it out and repurposed it and that led you here and that's why you don't recognize the username. However it happened though I'm glad you're here! And I wish you all the best.

[waldoofrph]

The definitive proofs that Bo is Maric and also a big fat liar.

Before we continue, you’ll see Bo referred as what he called his dead name. This isn’t out of spite or to be hurtful in any way but because it’s a name he still uses. I will not use that name when talking about him, the same way as I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and continue to use he/him, as he used in the RPC, despite using she/they on Twitter and in RL.

You’ll also see Art mentions a stalker and talk about how traumatic it was to be messaged and how they are now scared for their safety. Considering the number of lies told by that person, the stalker is most likely a lie to intimidate us. This person, Art, claims to have left their blogs due to their stalker, yet they were in the RPC in recent weeks, using the same name he always used. Furthermore, he posted his personal social media on his own blog, which is accessible to everyone, allege stalker included. And his social media featured his full name as well as many geolocation tags. Art, it took us less than 30 minutes to find you, your stalker would have done so by now if they existed.

All screenshots are edited as to not give out personal information about these individuals, not that any of it was actually hard to find. Also, please note that both Art and Bo were given this exact post before it was published, giving them the opportunity to come clean on their own and avoid all of this. If this has been published it’s because they refused to do so and preferred to continue the lies. All they both have said are threats and what Bo has called a general apology by only saying he his sorry for his actions without being willing to name them. Bo has also pushed really hard to have the names of those who have been hurt by his actions, those who have been bullied for 2 years now for speaking the truth. The fact that we refused to give names of victims made him say we were doing it in bad faith. He also tried to guilt us into doing a video call with him or he wouldn’t talk.

@stevvyhosseini posted screenshots of some of Bo’s friends who were also very close to Maric. One of these friends is Art.

Art was contacted on Instagram, through a link on his own Tumblr blog. He denied that Bo and Maric were the same person, which was to be expected. Most importantly, he denied still talking to Bo and said the two of them hadn’t talked in years. Well, years ago was as recent as 3 days ago. **Art’s link to his Instagram is no longer working which is why the screenshot was posted.

Now, we need to establish that the account Art interacts with is indeed Bo and Maric.

Bo first appeared in the RPC under what he has called his deadname, Madison. He them used Maddie and eventually Bo, because of his URL, Bojanglesrph. As you can see here, this person uses Madison with she/they pronouns. And you’re probably thinking, well, that’s not Bo. Bo doesn’t use their deadname and is a trans man. Well, that’s apparently not always the case. This is an incredibly sensitive issue because there could be a lack of freedom and sense of security for him to identify as a trans man outside of Tumblr but he also has a tendency to lie and make up things (like death threats) to gather sympathy and discredit others by putting guilt on them for what he is going through.

One of Madison’s best friend is named Lex, and that same Lex has mentioned Bo as their best friends on their own Tumblr. Lex also links to what used to be one of Bo’s blog and her own Twitter, which has been verified.

So with these facts, it’s clear that Madison is Bo. And since Art has interacted with Madison only 3 days ago, his claim of not knowing anything and of not having talked to Bo in years are lies.

Now, is Bo actually Maric? As @stevvyhosseini showed in screencaps, they have the same birtday, May 2nd, which is once again confirmed on Madison’s twitter. And they are both 27, which means they were born on the same day, the same year.

They have the same friends

They are both trying to be actors

They are both into Linus Roache (seriously, who is that guy and who else has heard of him?)

And basic white old men

They have the same personality

They were born on the exact same day

They have a victim complex and will lie to get out of certain situations

@fiireblood​, @tristanthcrn​

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How to Build SEO-Optimized Websites: A Step-by-Step Guide for Developers

SEO-optimized website building in today's digital world is quite vital for driving traffic, improving search engine rankings, and giving a better user experience. Whether you are an experienced developer or just starting out, knowing how to make your website SEO-friendly is quite crucial. In this guide, we will walk you through the key steps to build SEO-optimized websites by focusing on best practices for developers.

Why SEO Matters for Website Development Before diving into the steps, it’s important to understand why SEO is crucial in website development. SEO (Search Engine Optimization) ensures that your website ranks higher in search engine results, making it easier for potential visitors to find you. A well-optimized website can lead to:

Higher visibility in search engines Better user experience (UX) Increased organic traffic without relying on paid ads Improved conversions and sales Next, let's consider the sequential process for creating an SEO-friendly website.

Step 1: Planning Web Structure User-Friendly Site Architecture A good structure in your website helps search engines to crawl and index your content efficiently. For SEO success, you need to create a clean, logical site structure that both users and search engines can easily navigate. Here's what you need to consider:

Site structure use flat: Ideally, keep your click chain under three in order to reach any page. Tier content into categories: Organize clear categories and subcategories for easy navigation by visitors and automatic by search spiders in relation to each other. Internal linking: Relevant pages on your website help the search engine understand relationships of the contents. Optimize URL Structure URLs should be descriptive, short, and readable. Keep the URL away from the length and confusion where it is hard to understand for the user as well as to the search engine. For instance:

SEO-Friendly URL: /best-web-development-tips Non-SEO Friendly URL: /index.php?id=12345 Step 2: Keyword Research Determine Target Keywords The backbone of SEO will be the selection of appropriate keywords. These words or phrases you believe your audience will use when searching for services related to your website. Tools like Google Keyword Planner, Ubersuggest, or SEMrush can help identify high-traffic keywords about your niche.

Select long-tailed keywords (phrases with at least three words) to attract highly targeted traffic. Make sure you integrate keywords naturally into the content, headings, body text, and meta tags. Distinguish between actual usage and keyword stuffing. Actually aim to use keywords in such a manner that doesn't hamper readability. For instance, if you're building a website in Ramanathapuram, you might use phrases such as "Web development services in Ramanathapuram" "SEO optimized websites in Ramanathapuram" Best web development tips for local businesses" Step 3: Mobile Optimization Make sure you have a responsive design. With mobile internet now rapidly on the rise, mobile optimization of your website is no longer a choice. In fact, responsive design automatically adjusts your webpage size to the suitability of a wide range of screen sizes; thus ensuring visitors experience a seamless visit to your website on any device.

Google favors mobile-friendly websites in its search rankings, so it's crucial to:

Use responsive design: Test your website on multiple devices to ensure proper display. Optimize page loading: Pages should load really fast among mobile users. Find tools like Google PageSpeed Insights to analyze and improve your site's speed. Step 4: Optimize Page Speed Improve Loading Times It's one of those critical factors that SEO, user experience, and conversion rates depend upon. Slow loading pages can help visitors leave before even viewing the content. Google takes page speed into consideration while ranking websites as part of its Core Web Vitals, so speeding up your website is a must.

Methods to Improve Page Speed

Compress images: Make use of WebP format for faster image loading. Reduce HTTP requests: Fewer elements on a page, like images, scripts, and stylesheets. Browser caching: Less load for repeat visitors. Step 5: Quality High-Value SEO-Friendly Content User Intent As you write content for your site, be certain to think from the perspective of user intent-the intended purpose behind a search. This can ensure that the content you give to users aligns with their search values and supports their respective needs.

Use high-quality content that solves the problem of the user or answers their question. Add multimedia: Images, video, and infographics. Engagement happens not only with images and videos, but it also allows ranking in image and video search results. Headings and subheadings. Structure your content with appropriate SEO-friend headings H1, H2, H3 for better readability and indexing in search engines. Step 6. Optimize On-page Elements Title Tags and Meta Descriptions The title tag and meta description are, for many search engines and users, the first impressions. Ensure they are compelling, SEO-optimized, and optimized for click-through rates.

Title tags: Less than 60 characters; the main keyword should be in it. Meta descriptions: Try to write a very simple summary of the page (under 160 characters), and put relevant keywords in there. Alt Text for Images Since search engines cannot see images, they use alt text to understand the content of it, so always use descriptive alt text with relevant keywords for your images.

Step 7: Technical SEO Must Be Executed Structure Data (Schema Markup) Adding schema markup helps the search engine better interpret your website content. Structuring information may help increase rich snippet appearance, thus increasing your click-through rate.

Use HTTPS and Secure Your Site Google takes the use of HTTPS as a ranking factor. Make sure your site uses a valid SSL certificate to encrypt data, ensuring visitors have a secure experience. Step 8: Track Performance and Optimize Continuously Use Google Analytics Once you go live with your SEO-optimized website, monitor performance by using tools such as Google Analytics and Google Search Console. Both of them give information about traffic sources, user behavior, and possible issues you can improve on to further enhance your site's SEO.

Monitor bounce rates: A high bounce rate can mean visitors are not getting what they want. Track keyword rankings: Keep an eye on how your target keywords are performing in search results. Conclusion When it comes to building an SEO-friendly website, there is much more to it than just keyword inclusion. It demands careful planning, attention to detail, and continuous optimization. Developers can build user-friendly sites that rank well in search engines by following the steps in this guide. Whether developing on a Website Development Website in Ramanathapuram or beyond, these best practices will help you get started with building an SEO-friendly foundation that should last for a long time.

These SEO strategies can, therefore be embedded within your process of developing a website, to ensure performance and welfare for both the users and the search engines that ultimately enjoy better experiences.

[secretxxpaladaiseu]

creators make you join servers so they have a better chance at tracking who has access to their creations and how they’re being used

Okay, I can understand that, but also can't. Not everyone who uses discord uses the same url as their blogs. I don't, for example. So it actually doesn't make it easier to track, unless they're requiring all of that information.

For years, Tumblr artists have been trying to find ways to keep track of who uses their gifs/videos/artwork, and it's just hard to do without a water mark. Those have been the main way to keep people from just claiming them. I know that has absolutely been a problem, and I'm a billion percent against art theft like that. I understand that's a problem, and a disgusting one at that. I just don't see how you can properly track using a discord server unless you're somehow requesting someone's dox or IP.

I'm just an RP blog, and I know I can't make a gif/art for shit. So for me, I just want gifs to use and would never dream of taking credit for something I didn't make. Nor would most people I've come across and have seen on this website. I get wanting to make sure you as an artist get credit, or at least don't have someone else taking credit for your work, but a discord server just isn't going to work like they're hoping. At least, like I said, unless you're getting people private info/dox/IPs. I HOPE that's now how artists are tracking with those discord servers, and I'm going to stay optimistic that they aren't.

It's just a major inconvenience that I seriously cannot see being as successful as you're saying because it's just as anonymous as your ask. I'm just wanting gifs to use for my characters, and the only sources are wanting me to go through joining a server that I then have to search through to find what I was looking for, hoping it's still there and it hasn't been purged for the sake of a clean up, save everything in what I'm expecting to be a very time consuming way, and then leaving the server. I don't have a lack of appreciation for the time and effort that people have put into making them, but it's also a weird position to be in to want to put your art out there for people to use. To me, it slows that which can be great on one hand, but then people don't order commissions because they don't bother to know you're out there making art like that.

This is a lot, and I understand if you just gloss over it, but this is my perspective and understanding of things. This is just my view and opinions, and hopefully gives insight into why I was ranting on dash. Just to drop another rant when approached.

[reversedout-blog]

How Do You Know If Your Website Is Outdated?

Do you have a website? If so, you would have gone through web designing, creation, and all the other ins-and-outs. Is your website healthy? Are you getting the expected amount of traffic on your website? To know all of this, you need to check if your website is outdated.

Now, let’s take a look at our 11 updated tips that you can use to see if your website is outdated.

1. Mobile Friendly

Is your website mobile friendly? According to a survey, 56% of people open a webpage on a mobile device, so your website should be mobile friendly and should work across all types of devices including computers, tablets, and smartphones.

Let us start by checking out how your site works on mobile.

Mobile Test is a cool tool that will load your site in various mobile device mockups.

You first need to select the device, enter the URL and see your site on numerous smartphones and tablets. Make sure you check the complete website.

It is also important to check how fast your website opens. Test your speed with Google’s test your mobile speed tool. If the speed is fast, then there will soon be a green sign and the webpage will be open.

2. Captivating and Readable Content

Content is king and will be a crucial part of your digital marketing efforts. Clean and legible content gathers more audience than something super complex.

Create A Clean Copy

Proofreading is inevitable for a clean copy of your content. If you want your website to have a good impression on your audience, then make sure you write clear, clean, error-free content. This will make your website look updated.

Explain Your Products And Services

If you are selling any product, then the product image and description should be clean. If you are providing any services, then proper knowledge should be given for the services to keep your customer/audience informed.

Do Not Over Complicate Things

Try not to give unnecessary information on your website as it will make it too complex and will come across as confusing. Nowadays, audiences prefer a simple approach that is relatable and easy to understand.

Look For Call To Action

Instead of having a “click here” option, give your audience the choice to sign up for a newsletter. They can open the newsletter for exciting offers, and you have the opportunity to tell them why should they use these particular products or services.

All of these points will help you find out if your website is outdated.

3. Speed Of The Site

Speed is an integral part of any website. When your audience visits your site, they do not have the patience to wait for you site to load. If your website won’t open, they will move to another webpage, so speed checkup is a must. Google also takes user behavior and site speeds into account when determining ranking.

There are some causes for slow speed:

Large Image Sizes

To make sure your images aren’t slowing your site down, compress them into a smaller format. Google explains how to reduce the file size of all image types.

Unclean Code

Even the best websites out there can contain extremely messy code. Since search engines look at website code, it’s important to keep your code clean so you don’t give them a hard time when searching for your content.

Poor Hosting

We suggest looking at hosting as an investment in your business/website and as such, skip the shared hosting route and go for a premium or managed host. You will be much better content-wise in the long run. Premium web hosts usually use a much faster and more reliable technology.

Free tools like Google PageSpeed Insights or Pingdom test your webpage speed.

4. Your Brand

Your brand is often defined by the amount of people that visit your website. So, it is very important to keep your website healthy. You need to look from various angles to keep your website updated such as, design trends, typography, iconography, and technical updates.

It is very important to keep your website free from any issues if you want to increase your brand value. Regardless of how old your website is, there are some tips that will help you in website branding:

Colors

Logo

Fonts

Iconography

Infographics

Call To Action

Text Boxes

Bullet Lists

5. Crystal Clear Navigation

The navigation should be clear for a healthy website, meaning that the customer should be able to reach where they want to go with a single click.

Place your menu in such a sequence that displays content in a series and makes it easier to understand. Always try to think from the viewpoint of a newcomer. Keep in mind how they will see your website and if it will be easy for them to find the content they are looking for.

User experience is a must, it should be a positive experience. For example, if you are a restaurant owner, your website should have segregated items like breakfast, lunch, appetizers, dinner, desserts, etc.

6. Check Links

A link directs you to a new page. Make sure that the link you use is not broken and that it takes you to the correct web page. Links help encourage your audience to stay on your website for a longer time by providing them with more information. Thus, increasing the organic traffic on your website.

Links are a great benefit to readers and help search engine spiders find and crawl your site which brings SEO benefits. External links send the reader to a separate website. Understanding external and internal links is an important part of SEO and your digital marketing commitment.

7. Search Function

Providing a search function is a great way to help make your website healthy. Often, users want to search for something specific but if a search function is not available, then they just move to another website. So it is important to provide a search function for easy accessibility of your website.

The search function helps navigate your website in every possible manner and allows information to become readily available to your audience.

8. Make Your Pages Pop

The layout of the webpage is divided into two parts known as, above-the-fold and below-the-fold. As soon as a person reaches your website, 100 per cent of your visitors will see the above fold.

Below-the-fold is the content that you see when you scroll down.

Concentrate more on the above-the-fold. This is the webpage that customers visit the most. Improving content for this area is all about getting the most out of your space on the web. Most people have small computer monitors or browse through small devices. Once the browser interface, favorites bar, tabs, scroll controls, etc. have been factored in, your web design canvas has been whittled down to around 11”, or 800×600 for mobile browsers. Given that laptop or desktop screens differ in size, content that’s above the fold needs to stand out. Look at what you want people to see immediately as they land on each page.

9. Safety Checklist

Is your website secure? Nobody thinks that their website will be hacked until it actually happens. Sadly, whether it is a small business or a larger one, no website is safe.

People often concentrate on web designing, articles, and logo designing, but forget about security. There are numerous viruses present now, so cyber safety is a must to protect your website and the data on your website.

Depending on your infrastructure, your website setup, technical knowledge, and website security, audits can get a little tricky. Make sure your website has some security measures and if needed, take the help of a professional.

10. Accessibility

Make sure that people can easily find you. All relevant information regarding a topic should be together. For example, your contact number should be with your address and contact form; keeping all relevant information in one place.

The audience should feel that your website is hassle-free in order to have a good experience.

11. Analytics

Understanding your website analytics is important, so make sure to check the visitor behavior. After learning the client’s view, it becomes easier to find errors and ways to rectify them.

There are tons of tools out there, but we suggest Google Analytics. Google Analytics is a free tool that gives you an overview of what’s happening on your site; information that could be a surprise to you, such as who is visiting, and what they are looking at or doing while they are there.

There are also tools that give bigger insight into what’s happening on the user end, for example, SumoMe. This powerful tool lets you place heat maps anywhere on your site. Heat maps allow you to see where people are clicking the most. This information is invaluable in assessing what your visitors spend time on and what they aren’t interested in.

Wrap Up

To make sure that your website is healthy, keep these 11 points in mind. If any one of these points is missing from your website in 2022, then your website is outdated. The client is a priority for every business, whether it is a small firm or a large company.

Contact Us

At Reversed Out Creative, we understand the challenges and opportunities presented by AI disruption. Our team of experts specializes in web design, SEO, graphic design, and digital marketing services. Reach out to us through our contact form to learn more about navigating the evolving job market and embracing the potential of AI. Together, let’s shape a future that combines human ingenuity with the power of AI.

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Step out on the right foot at Service Apartments in South Delhi

Looking for the perfect accommodation option for your next visit to Delhi? Service apartments might just be the ideal choice for you. Offering the convenience of a hotel with the comfort of a home, service apartments are becoming increasingly popular among travelers. In this article, we will explore the benefits of staying at service apartments in Delhi and why they are a great option for your next trip.

What are Service Apartments?

Service apartments are typically come with all the amenities you would find in a regular apartment, such as a kitchen, living area, and bedroom. Additionally, Service Apartments in South Delhi offer hotel-like services such as housekeeping, room service, and security.

Why Choose Service Apartments in Delhi?

Space and Comfort: One of the main advantages of staying at a service apartment is the space and comfort they offer. Unlike hotel rooms, service apartments provide separate living and sleeping areas, giving you more room to relax and unwind.

Privacy: Service apartments offer a level of privacy that you won't find in a hotel. You have your own space to come and go as you please, without having to interact with hotel staff or other guests.

Convenience: With amenities like a kitchen, washing machine, and Wi-Fi, service apartments provide all the conveniences of home. You can cook your meals, do your laundry, and stay connected during your stay.

Tips for Choosing the Right Service Apartment in Delhi

Location: Consider the location of the service apartment in relation to your planned activities in Delhi. Choose a centrally located apartment to save time on commuting.

Amenities: Check the amenities offered by the service apartment, such as Wi-Fi, housekeeping, and security. Make sure the apartment meets your requirements for a comfortable stay.

Reviews: Before booking a service apartment, read reviews from previous guests to get an idea of the quality of service and facilities provided.

Budget: Set a budget for your accommodation and look for service apartments that fall within your price range. Remember to factor in additional costs such as taxes and cleaning fees.

Experience the Comfort of Service Apartments in Delhi

Whether you are visiting Delhi for business or leisure, staying at a Service Apartment Gurgaon can enhance your experience and make your trip more enjoyable. With the space, comfort, privacy, and convenience they offer, service apartments are a great choice for travelers looking for a home away from home. So why not step out on the right foot and book a service apartment for your next stay in Delhi?

Conclusion

In conclusion, service apartments in Delhi provide a unique and comfortable accommodation option for travelers. With their spacious layout, cost-effectiveness, privacy, and convenience, service apartments offer a home-like atmosphere that is hard to find in traditional hotels. By choosing the right service apartment for your needs and budget, you can enjoy a comfortable and memorable stay in the vibrant city of Delhi. Step out on the right foot and experience the best of Delhi at a service apartment. Happy travels!

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What is the Best Product to Get Rid of Pet Urine?

As a pet owner, dealing with pet urine is something I've become quite familiar with. It's one of those less glamorous aspects of having a furry friend. Whether it's a new puppy still learning the ropes or an older pet with occasional accidents, finding an effective product to remove pet urine is crucial. Over the years, I've tried several solutions, and here, I'll share what works best based on my personal experience.

Understanding the Problem

Before diving into the best products, it's important to understand why pet urine is so problematic. Pet urine can penetrate deep into carpets, upholstery, and even hard floors, leaving behind not just a stain but also a lingering odor. The ammonia in urine can also cause long-term damage if not properly treated. Therefore, an effective pet urine remover needs to tackle both the stain and the odor at their source.

Key Ingredients to Look For

When choosing a pet urine removal product, there are a few key ingredients you should look for:

Enzymatic Cleaners: These are a game-changer. Enzymatic cleaners break down the proteins in urine, which helps eliminate the odor and stain completely.

Bacteria-Based Cleaners: These products contain live bacteria that consume the urine, leaving your surfaces clean and odor-free.

Oxygen-Based Cleaners: These use the power of oxygen to lift stains and neutralize odors.

Top Products to Consider

After testing various products, I've narrowed down my top three recommendations:

Rocco & Roxie Professional Strength Stain & Odor Eliminator

This enzymatic cleaner works wonders. It tackles tough stains and completely removes odors, making it a favorite among pet owners.

Nature's Miracle Advanced Stain and Odor Eliminator

Known for its powerful formula, this product uses both enzymatic and oxygen-based cleaning agents. It's highly effective on old and new stains alike.

Bubba's Super Strength Commercial Enzyme Cleaner

Designed for commercial use, Bubba's cleaner is incredibly potent. It's perfect for homes with multiple pets and severe urine issues.

Using the Products Effectively

It's not just about choosing the right product; using it correctly is equally important. Here are some tips from my own experience:

Act Quickly: The sooner you can treat the urine stain, the better. Fresh stains are much easier to remove.

Blot, Don't Rub: Always blot the urine with a clean cloth to absorb as much as possible. Rubbing can spread the stain and push it deeper into the fibers.

Follow Instructions: Each product has specific instructions for the best results. Make sure to follow them carefully.

Dealing with Persistent Odors

Sometimes, even the best products need a little help. If you still notice lingering odors, consider using a blacklight to find hidden urine stains. Additionally, regular deep cleaning can help maintain a fresh-smelling home.

My Personal Recommendation

For those in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, I highly recommend Quick Dri Carpet and Tile Cleaning. Their professional services go beyond what DIY products can achieve, especially for tough pet urine stains. You can learn more about their services on their website. They also offer specialized Pet Urine Removal services, which have been a lifesaver for me.

Final Word

In conclusion, dealing with pet urine is an inevitable part of pet ownership, but it doesn't have to be a constant headache. With the right products and techniques, you can keep your home clean and odor-free. Remember to act quickly, use effective products, and consider professional cleaning services for the best results. Your pets are worth the effort, and so is your clean home!

Quick Dri Carpet and Tile Cleaning

Address: 1502 Wood St, Dallas, TX 75202 United States

Website: https://quickdricarpetandtile.com/

Phone: (469) 573-3330

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