#Why does this keep happening

[inkskinned]

at the end of the day it's not that you hate your job - actually, you like working, you like routine, you like feeling like an adult - it's that any time you fuck anything up, you feel like you're fucking dying.

because you could be actually fucking dying. because if one day you wake up and you misunderstood something - you could lose your job, and nobody is hiring, and nobody is paying, and nobody takes people like you, and that job you want hasn't gotten back to you. and what exactly are you going to do without insurance? good luck with those meds. you should have thought of that before being a person.

so it's not just that you forgot to CC someone on an email, it's that if you don't have this job, you can't afford rent. it's not that you misread a comment, it's that if you get fired, you will be in massive amounts of unpayable debt. it's not that you are bad at your job, but here are the stakes as they have been decided for you: be perfect or fucking die. like, literally, die. that is how much safety net you have: none.

it's not burnout, technically. but you literally just had two typos in your work, and you're already picturing the ending. you want to throw up & curl up & make it all go away. it is two typos. if he decides he is mad at you, you lose literally everything.

your mom says that you seem stressed. the thing is that you have never known a job that isn't stressful. welcome to capitalism. there is no other road, only this one. what the fuck is a career. you come here, and we hold your life against the barrel of a gun, and somewhere someone is spinning the chamber and pulling. eventually the bullet will come.

you live in a mugging. your boss owns three cars and has four kids. you worry about having enough to feed your dog. good luck. beg for forgiveness. CC the right people next time and be grateful, kid. somebody has it worse than you. someone, probably, has it worse than you. so what if you can't sleep or eat or focus. your work chat sound literally makes you panic. you had to change the sounds of computer notifications so you'd stop having such an upset stomach.

welcome to the real world! the rat race! the dog eat dog circus!

your doctor studies the results and frowns at you. "it's bad for your heart," she says. "try to reduce your levels of stress."

[evil-swedenish]

Late night at the lab

[mylifeingotham]

[madimuffin75]

Bunny Man

[beetlerings]

Ok this is an apology for my previous keeperschamp post lolz

Inspo tweet

[texancommie07]

[butterflylvr]

I feel like nothing good in my life ever lasts

so whats the point of trying if everything is always temporary

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

me: *listens to pirate music while drawing*

🧠: hey what if Sun and Moon were pi—

me: nope.

🧠: and the Y/N was—

me: shut.

🧠: and they—

me: cease. No. Nope. No more. No AU.

🧠: but you already made a music playli—

me: SHUSHHSHSHSHSHHH. Not right now.

🧠: …

me: …

🧠: …what if there’s a love triangle—

me: goddammit…

[ghostyclay]

[Day 19]: Fav alt hermit

Aka the perfect excuse for me to draw season 7 mayoral elections mumbo!

Funfact, I have a cosplay of this skin, which you can find underneath the #ghostycosplay tag on my blog :D

[zan-the-second]

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

[downtownhannah]

thinking of the things i let slide makes me want to punch myself in the face

[vic-does-battlecats]

Tigerstar takes in the RiverClan Rejects (again)

! click the gif for quality that doesn’t suck

[frownyalfred]

if ao3 could send my chapter 🥺 or like….even let my hit count finally update, I’d be grateful 🙏

[seraph-nyx]

alright tumblr, i’ve had it. you want me to post destiel? take my incoherent ramblings after FIVE FUCKING HOURS of screaming over canon destiel in the year of our jack 2025 on youtube of all platforms.

that’s not even to mention rob and richard literally invoking the fandom by mentioning destiel BY NAME in their podcast

AND JEOPARDY?? MOTHERFUCKING POP CULTURE JEOPARDY?? attaching the clip here for all of you who haven’t seen it yet because i might have lost my shit but i’m not going to be alone in it.

welcome back to 2020, folks! except in this edition of queerbait hell, it’s valentine’s day AND the deancas wedding anniversary! i’m never escaping this show.

[takaraphoenix]

Me: Oh, I'ma wrap up [fic] today!!

Me: *opens a document*

Me: *accidentally writes a whole different fic*

Me: ...Again?

[runby2]

i wish persona 3 and persona 3 portable would understand that if i interact with a child character who is all alone and having issues with family, and i take them to eat food that they don't get to have at home or can't afford, that does not in fact mean that i want to have a romantic relationship with the child

ken and maiko are my adopted little siblings why in gods name would persona 3 creators ever look at them and their traumas and assume the player would want to abuse them 😭