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I got gifted lidl oil paints a while back so I've been hammering away at this piece of shit to drag myself back into traditional art
Why did I do this I don't want to commit to this and I do not want this in my house
#hlvrai#selling it to the louvre for £10000000000 when it's done#i just almost dunked my joint into an ashtray-like container full of very flammable linseed oil i hate oils why does it have to be so scary
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Tim whom is still banned from caffeine went into looking into other ways to get caffeine.
He went into anonymous source from someone name KingTuck4ever who talk about a energy drink that kept him up for weeks during a critical time of his life and Tim was at this point of desperate to spend any time of money he got.
Later that night, he received 6 very large Dark green boxes with a DP logo on it filled with Lightening Green tall soda cans with the name Ecto-Spark!, ingredients tags on the back, made with organic vegan products, DO NOT NEAR MEAT RELATED PRODUCTS, guaranteed to keep you caffeine deprived souls awake and alive enough to enjoy a night afterlife party! Or your money back.
Tim at the point didn't read the back as he pop open the top, smelling a strong scent of caffeine, carbonated bubble and a taste of lemon lime mixed with a tang flavor that had his mouth drowning nearly in drool.
He took only one experimental sip, before his eyes widen instantly and immediately began chugging the soda can for all the liquid caffeine it had inside. This was 1000 times better then Death Coffee Cup from his favorite Cafe that he was still banned from.
It felt like his whole body got electrified with energy and feel like he can run a whole 4 week marathon without breaking a sweat. This drink was like tasting nirvana after a week of being in a Gobi desert for his fucking soul.
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Bruce can never know about this. He can't tell anyone about this drink. Not Damian, Not dick, not step, maybe Jason, but Cass can kept a secret since she knew body language. He might possibly go rogue and kill Bruce himself if Bruce tried to take this from him.
Meanwhile Tucker was amazed of the total amount of money he received from the anonymous Caffine obsessed ghost. Usually he ended up receiving old relics, Egyptian related artifacts, gold coins, etc but this is a first he got actually modern day money.
Poor dude must've been recently form a core to spend that much money. Good thing he had send extra since he know how crazy those caffine-obsessed ghosts can be over the new drink he made specifically for himself, Sam and Danny but it's nice to have extra cash for new tech making. Especially since Danny became high king of the ghost zone when he became 20 year old, and the amount of paper works that had been left for dust collecting could filled a planet to the very brim.
Took him, Sam, Danny, Ghost writer and Techno 5 months to fully turn at least 26% of sacrifical gifts from ritual, contracts, conquests, complains from territorial ghosts about humans taking their land/house/property/or about their murder, help hundreds of ghosts stuck in their personal hell of a limbo of their own death, guy name Constantine whom was rapidly becoming a pain in Tucker's ass especially when he got one contract form his former previous life about this guy.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#tucker still have some memories and knowledge of his ruling as the pharoah#tucker sell ecto-made caffeine soda to Caffine-obsessed ghost for money#tucker is still liminals due to unfinished business from his pararoh life#he doesnt know why but he fucking hate Constantine#tim got his hand on caffeine soda that mostly ectoplasm and became feral obsessed over it like a starved cat caught with a fish in his mout#Tim lives and dies for caffeine#tim got a barely liminal core that just got fully charged into a full core#once he drank all the soda and have a full on crash to wake up half way in the floor to fully panic later#dead tired
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i maintain that marvel was so so stupid for not having the avengers wear buyable avengers merch. like why would you not do this. they're superheroes in-universe. there's merch of them in-universe. have them wear their own (or each others) merch in the movies and then sell the merch. why are they wearing underarmor and extremely improbable multi-layer bullshit give them a captain america branded hoodie, sell this hoodie, call it a day,
#sell the hoodie for 45 dollars congratulations. what's your problem. why are they like this#kayvswords#like do i just want a really extremely cool avengers jacket. worn by them on screen. MAYBE
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Clark grows up on Amity
So! When Clark's shup landed on the Kent Farm, it unfortunately started a bit of a Fire. It was pretty bad, and by the time it was put out most of their Crops had been burned up.
Using their Savings, the money from the remaining Crops, and some goodwill from their neighbors, the Kent's managed to get enough money together to move to a new Town to start over. It also helped that in a new town nobody would question them suddenly having a Baby despite Martha not being Pregnant.
They Move to a small farm on the Edge of Amity Park.
Clark Kent grows up in Amity Park, goes to Casper High, and befriends Danny, Sam, and Tucker as his childhood friends.
When his powers come in, they are the first ones to know. When Danny has his Accident, Clark is there to help him control his new abilities. When Clark has to move away for his new Job in Metropolis, they are all there to wish him good luck and throw him a Going Away Party.
As Superman, Clark is more open to joining a Team since he used to be on Team Phantom.
When Justice League Dark is formed, Superman is a Suprise Member, since he actually had a lot of experience with the Supernatural.
When Kon is born, he turns to his best friends for help and advice on his to deal with the situation. Danny had Ellie in very similar circumstances, so he is more open to the idea of adopting Kon since he has personal experience with Clones made by Madmen.
Thoughts?
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Clark Kent grows up in Amity Park#The Kent's move to Amity Park#Clark and Danny are childhood friends#I find it really funny that Superman is on JLD because he has more experience with the Supernatural than half the team#They really didn't expect it from All American Boy Scout Superman#Until the day they come across a Ghost who sees Superman and SHRIEKS because “that's the Ghost King's personal advisor!!!”#Excuse me. Whomst!?#Constantine is considering selling his Soul to Superman#Shazam is wondering why Zeus (Vortex) is screaming profanities about the Ghost King in his head#Wonder Woman wonders if Superman has met her Aunt Pandora#Chaos all around
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"'think of the children' always gets support unless what you're thinking about is leaving them with a better world. Somehow, we never need to think of the children when we're talking about climate change, or preventing pandemic diseases, or anything else that costs money. But here we are." - Unbreakable by Mira Grant.
#Unbreakable#Mira Grant#Seanan McGuire#Is the Best#Subterranean Press#Quote#And this is why she is the best and my favorite writer#I also have tears because <spoilers>#So yeah pick up the eBook maybe?#Selling point: Mira Grant wrecks the “magical girl” genre.#It's nice that my mental health has recovered enough that I can READ again
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The rulers of the underworld have an important message about mental health
#hades game#hades 2#artofmoonlightflowerqueen#melinoe hades#zagreus hades#hades supergiant#persephone hades#Idk why i drew this#A sudden rush of inspiration took over me#Because i'm an artist i just can't edit things and call it a meme i HAVE TO draw it#This is so dumb#But like all the dumb things i make it made me giggle so i'm sharing it#Zagreus looks very different every time i draw him and that makes me giggle too#I can't draw spiky anime hair... I just can't... I'm sorry Zagreus babygirl...#Hades is so fun to draw because i get to see what he looks like without his facial hair and it's cursed af every time#Edit: I was told sex sells but my Aphrodote drawing is at 20 notes and this is like at 400#The internet yearns for memes
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concept: tailor Astarion who makes beautiful dresses for his beautiful husband and then loses his marbles when said husband tries them on
that’s it that’s all I got
#bg3#astarion#tailor Astarion#nievan ilthurin#I love tailor Astarion so much listen#he makes dresses and beautiful things and tav tries them all on and Astarion’s like damn#I’m supposed to SELL that#anyway#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#tavstarion#bg3 tav#tav#bg3 astarion#tav x astarion#please ignore how wonky this comic looks idk why it’s so crooked
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YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD OUTSMART THE VERY THING THAT RUNS THE BLOOD OF YOUR KIND?
#starkid#black friday#team starkid#hatchetfield#uncle wiley#wilbur cross#foe art#my brain disease re. this weasel guy in full denim continues#in Mine own headcanon he was very similar to john mcnamara when he entered the portal - a strongly moral person and a patriot#but wiggly manages to establish that the only way for wilbur to get what he wants (to help his country even though it is sick and militaris#and poisoned with consumerism and the chase for money above all else-#(wilbur cross is an anticapitalist is what i'm saying)#anyways yeah. wiggly sells despair and wrath and convinces him that the Only Way to save the world is through wiggly's ways!#no hope otherwise!#so....... why not become a comically evil double-crossing full-denim satan archetype!#also fun fact it took me two whole watches of black friday before realizing wiley wasn't meant to be literally satan#he's only figuratively satan!#the anticapitalist activist we deserve :]
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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The Reverse Grunkles + Bill
#gravity falls#book of bill#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#reverse falls#reverse falls au#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#Stan gleeful#Stanley gleeful#Stanford gleeful#ford gleeful#bill decipher#bill has a funky coat just because I wanted him too#idk in my mind his dimension has shape based clothing for scientists and important people#also glasses cause why not#ford and Stan used to be a sideshow attraction like mason and Mabel#no will cause I don’t care for him#Stan has gold and diamond accessories#Stan cares for the twins since bud cares for Gideon but he’s more selfish when it comes to it kinda like pacificas parents#like cannon stan would joke about selling the twins for safety but stan would do it#they’re all a little messed up#there’s not a lot of reverse! Stan and ford surprisingly
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Crocheting is just so underappreciated and people have absolutely no idea the work that goes into it.
Reddit comment thread when I posted a picture of a bunch of different pokemon crochets and someone wanted to buy some:
This wasn't even for something really simple like an Oddish that's basically a ball and leaves. It was like Tentacruel Cloyster Abra Kingler and more... $10 for two. Max $20 for one. And they weren't even rude or mean about it, people just straight up have no idea the value.
#crochet#they took it graciously when i said no thats no enough and they made sure to compliment my work#but its just so tiring man.#and this is why i will not sell any of my crochets#text
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I will always be a normal guy defender, I don't want vigilantes who always look like super models unless it makes sense for their characters (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Kori Anders). I want super-heros that look like the guy you could stumble on the supermarket. Your classmate. Your coworker. A random face in a ocean of people. Absolutely and completely forgetful unless you love them.
I want super-heros to take of their mask and the person be like "THAT'S JUST SOME GUY." their face leak and people be like "WHO 🗣️🗣️ THE FUCK IS THAT⁉️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥" enough with conventionally attractive heros who look like bodybuilders more some heros who would be your Uber driver and you wouldn't pay attention to them twice.
#I know beuty sells but something about the reali of this really got me#specially about characters like Peter Parker Jason Todd or Barbara Gordon#there's no need for them to be an IMVU character#this is why I loved Barbara Gordon design in Gotham Knights and her old design in the 90's#because she IS pretty#but she looks like a girl I could borrow a pencil on class or sit next to the subway#and not callie jenner sister#q rambles
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cheers 🍻
#txtnetwork#soobin#beomgyu#choi soobin#choi beomgyu#txt#tomorrow x together#tomorrow by together#gifs#alcohol tw#kangtaebins#skyehi#kirberries#userfairy#ayabestie#usershri#userchoisoobin#userchoi#usersemily#usergyukai#usergyu#tuserchrissy#eritual#why do theose cans look so small xD#THey look like those mini sodas cans they sell at the stores#those are liek what 12oz can size ? but they look small but the thing is soogyu just hvae big hands#especially soobin sjkfsjdfsgsd
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been reading through various usps reviews this morning and i've started to notice some trends
#i feel like i'm losing my mind. every review section on every usps location is the exact same#the last one is a real comment i saw btw. yeah i wonder why usps‚ an agency under the federal government‚ doesn't just “sell the company"#sorry that one comment sent me over the edge and led me to making this. anyway support the postal service <3
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i realized i never showed the completed piece so here it is! it’s a hasty video because someone purchased it at the event i was tabling at. i felt a little sad about parting ways with it, but the customer really really liked it and it’s such a nice feeling to see someone truly love something you made. also i made a hefty chunk of money lol
i plan to make more centipede pieces anyway, that one was more like a prototype. 🥳
#my shit#the accompanying centipede cup was also purchased#idk why i didnt just mark them as NFS but#i think i was curious to see if anyone would actually pay the price i set#this was only my second time selling pottery shhh im still figuring out pricing
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I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.
Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.
And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.
#Picturing Sqq sweetly calling lbh a little lamb 🥺#Him calling lbh a sheep never felt quite right but LAMB???#And lbh following him around all bright and gangly and moon eyed ToT#Did you know the phrase originates from the wool of black sheep being much harder to dye and thus being undesirable in the wool industry?#That's why sheep are white and not like. Tan or brown or w/e like more natural colours.#But the black fur gene still pops up sometimes so you get white wool parents and siblings and a tiny black lamb trotting along#Who's wool you can never sell and who can't risk having offspring of their own#Also where the baa baa black sheep rhyme comes from! The wool was often sold at a very cheap price because it was so undesirable!#Ngl if someone called me their lamb idk what I'd do. Something desperate for sure#Theyre also sometimes a symbol for Jesus especially around Easter. So. That's a. Thing. That Sqq would most certainly read far too deep int#svsss#mxtx svsss#scum villain#luo binghe#luo bingge#luo bingmei#scum villain's self saving system#scum system#bingqiu#bingyuan#Idk but considering I'm talking about their pet names I'll count it#Gosh lbh calling Sqq shepherd in response... Crook around his neck metaphor I'll go wherever you lead us my guiding star mmm#Sleepy? Yes. Right? Also yes
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