#Why Am I Like This
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klance be like:
#klance#god i love voltron#keith voltron#vld lance#vld keith#vld#funny#random#i see it everywhere#it’s been 3 years#why am i like this#voltron#lance mcclain#keith kogane
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2 out of _ Sudden quality change, LET'S GO! I put a bit more effort in this one. Part 1 here
#submas#subway boss#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#subway bosses#what#why am i like this#im gonna explode#hey are you actually reading this?#AHHHHHHHHH
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#guardian angel#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#why am i like this#just girl stuff#just girly posts#female rage#female hysteria#girlblogging#female manipulator#just girly things#just girly thoughts#girly stuff#girly blog#girly things#lana is god#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#girl interupted syndrome#girl interrupted syndrome#femme fatale#divine feminine#hell is a teenage girl#black swan
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perhaps it's because of the underlying fear that this could be your last drive. like you're just driving through the forest and since you're afraid to stop your car for anything you just turn to the person next to you and say:
"hey ron, i've been fucking your sister, and also i know who killed your mom."
There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night
#ash rambling#tune in next time#why am i like this#no but seriously imagine it#the kinds of crazy shit people say at night#i once drove home with a friend in an uber#and she was so drunk#she accidentally confessed that she was bi#it was weird
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Hazel?
Hazel: "Oh, come on you can't hate him forever! He's a baby."
Dev: "I think I can... hairnet..."
*The both of them unload their packages from the moving van.*
Dev: "I didn't come from a prestigious school to be on diaper duty..."
Hazel: "My brother used to not like me, when I was a baby.... since I always got in his way... but... he took it to far when we were five. We were both playing chase when he ran somewhere I couldn't find him. I'd looked for a good hour, until I cried. " *She sniffed continuing the story*
"My parents scolded me thinking I lost him. The police showed to our driveway and searched all over. They couldn't find him. I worried so badly, that I didn't wanna lose anyone again. My parents left to search town with the police, but before they did. He totally fake cried! He blamed me for losing him!! So, I was punished for it, they wouldn't listen to my side of things. So, from then on... I always stuck by you because I didn't wanna lose you."
*Dev paused on the box of plates, and quickly rushed to Hazel's side, crouching down to hold her steady.*
Dev: "Listen, you will never lose me... ok? Don't you dare say that! I love you! You're my childhood friend. Look, I may hate Timmy... but that wouldn't mean I'd scar him like your brother did you. you're my.... m-my girlfriend!"
Hazel: "G-girlfriend?"
Dev: "You know, a girl who's your friend?"
*Hazel sunk a bit but nodded. She wanted something more but this would have to do.*
Dev: "I can't promise I'll be nice to Timmy but if it makes you stop crying... I'll kill for Timm-"
*Creak!*
*Hazel and Dev both turned around to a young Timmy, peering behind the stack of boxes. Timmy immediately blushed, tripping over the boxes, his knee scraped.*
Hazel: "It's ok, I got-"
Dev: "No, let me..."
*Dev carried a sobbing Timmy to the house next door. He had forgotten about the fragile plates, but he didn’t care.*
Timmy: "I'm sorry... I'll do bette-"
*Dev set Timmy down onto the couch propping his knee up, softly shushing him before introducing himself and Hazel. Both had chatted with Timmy for hours before eventually walking back to move things in with Cosmo's help.*
Dev: "I gotta admit Timmy. Your dad is pretty strong!" *Dev jokes, playfully flexing his muscles.*
Hazel: "Your mother is also pretty flexible. I might have to steal her away!"
Timmy: "Are you two dating?"
Wanda: "Timmy!"
Dev: "Nah, it's fine... let's just say that me and her might get married soon... shh..." *He quietly whispered to Timmy before playfully booping his nose.*
Timmy: "Wow! I wanna see soon! I'll be there, I promise!"
Hazel: "I thought you hated kids..."
Dev: "I was a kid once... so, I gotta start somewhere..."
*Dev and Hazel would realize how lucky they were to be with a god-kid, neighbor and prophecy child.*
#fairly oddparents#cosmo and wanda#timmy turner#personal shit#vintage coquette#i need sleep#actually did it?#popular#why am i like this#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#hazel wells#dev dimmadome#Dev and Hazel in college? I might do that instead of 19?
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i'm actually so tired of all of this FAT hanging off of my body
#ed for me not for thee#i wanna be sk1nn1#tw ana bløg#tw ana rant#3d not sheeran#4nor3xia#@na motivation#light as a feather#tw 3d vent#thinneristhewinner#thinspø#i just want to be thin#thin$po#why am i like this#why am i so fat
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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of
#this was going to be a quick little thing and ended up consuming the better part of a day#why am I like this#while we discuss batfam doing sports just for the fun of absolutely crushing the competition#I raise you quarter back Jason#He's got killer aim I'm told#jason todd#jason todd fanart#batfamily#batfamily fanart#gotham knights#gotham university#gotham sports#gotham knights football#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#gothamites are scary#singswan-springswan art
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Or when you made a bestie because you obsessed over the same people but for a couple of years had different interests,then all of a sudden you see them obsessing over the same person.
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Hi cutie
#uzguncilek#aesthetic#artists on tumblr#aestehtic#aestheitcs#aestethic#brown aesthetic#why am i like this#goodmorning#goodtimes
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#daisy randone#girl interrupted#shitpost#funny shit#coquette girl#coquette aesthetic#me core#coquette#irl stuff#me irl#what is wrong with me#girl blogger#girlblogging#blog#blogging#girlhood#my blog#tumblr girls#this is a girlblog#hell is a teenage girl#bloggers#this is girlhood#this is what makes us girls#why am i like this#im just a girl#girly stuff#my post#fypage#fyp#brittany murphy
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i love being sensitive. i love feeling love and giving it to others. i cannot imagine a day when i'm not feeling all my emotions with such primal rawness.
#thoughts#words#coquette#pink#girly blog#girly things#girly thoughts#girly stuff#just girly thoughts#just girl stuff#just girly posts#im just a girl#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#female rage#female hysteria#female manipulator#girl interrupted syndrome#girl interupted syndrome#girlblogging#why am i like this#lizzy grant#lana del rey#sensitive
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I assumed she was talking about confessing romantic feelings… until I logged into Tumblr
Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you
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I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
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Anniflamma you doomed the fandom./JOKE!
ALL ART BELONGS TO NEAL ILLUSTRATOR ON YT!!!
Why do I do this....
#epic the musical#crackship#odysseus#zeus#poseidon#epic zeus#epic the thunder saga#epic the ocean saga#manwhore au#why am i like this
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completed.
EDIT: this has now, as of this edit, reached over 2,000 notes. And I have started doing the things. My life is still far from perfect, but I genuinely do scroll through all the replies and reblogs and watch people get other people to help and reassure me and check on me and it makes me feel so much more loved than i normally do. i'm even going to bed earlier because you said i should. i love all of you so much, and i owe you 2,053 times. all my love, witch.
ORIGINAL POST:
ok here goes. i haven't taken enough care of myself recently. so here we go
if this reaches 100 notes i will start doing yoga again, to help with my anxiety COMPLETE (how you guys are insane)
if this reaches 200 notes i'll start studying more and putting in more effort COMPLETE (o my gosh)
if it reaches 500 i will actually try my best to exercise for the right reasons, instead of random bursts of self-hatred/body hatred COMPLETE (i posted this yesterday evening)
if this reaches 700 notes i will try my absolute best to fix my sleep schedule COMPLETE (ok this is insane)
if this reaches 1000 notes i will be more honest with my therapist COMPLETE (dammit you guys ilysm but this is gonna be hard)
if this reaches 2300 notes i will be more honest with myself about why i am turning to tumblr for this kind of thing and write a poem about it. (this one is a joke since i think 5000 is impossible, and i will write a poem for you guys anyway. i love you) (i’ve now changed this to a more reasonable goal - one really close to what i have now - because honestly i want you guys to succeed because the fact that people are still on this post is insane and it makes me smile.) AND COMPLETE! (i love every person who interacted with this post so much it isn’t even funny. all my gratitude and adoration, witch)
this ends at the beginning of may. you can spam i guess i have 35 followers it prob wont even reach 100. but go ahead, tumblr, do your thing. lol
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Yeah no😃👍
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