#Why Am I Like This
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smolwriter · 24 hours ago
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I feel that every time I try to write wdym some people don’t have that?
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
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My version of the marauders first year is so funny to me.
Remus: heavy welsh accent, barely speaks English
Sirius: heavy French accent, speaks English but barely in an understandable way
James: Indian accent, least out of all of them, best english, is the translator
Peter: heavy Aussie accent, swears every three words, incomprehensible
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champagnehenssey · 3 days ago
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“I'ma kill the pussy, I think we need a paramedic.”
⋆˚࿔ Black!F!Reader x Ur Fav!
📢: nsfw!, dom!behavior, pussy referred to as ‘she’; stretch marks, not proofread :3, very short
★ men who bend you on the nearest surface. counter top, table, couch,—whatever’s near and wherever he can fuck you from the back as long as he gets his billion dollar view. If that’s not available he’ll use the nearest wall pressing you against it his body all against yours so you can feel his growing erection in his pants begging for you.
★yes his billion dollar view. with your back arched, ass up, and face down(sweaty, and against the pillow almost smudged, pathetic sounds coming outta you like a pornstar). it was fucking glorious the way your body was beneath him. He liked it when you were sooo feeble under him like this. Your soft warm skin glistening with sweat, the curves on your body, the accentuations, the carvings. Yes carving, like a—uh, Greek statue y’know the one depicted of Aphrodite? She ain’t had shit on you in his opinion he adored it all. Especially your stretch marks! The ones that began on your lower back stretching to your hips, thighs, and ass? Sunlight on water. Perfection supposedly didn’t exist as humans were flawed but too him? You where the standard. Perfect.
★ his hand slide down to the middle of your back before pressing on it “Deeper baby.” His voice muttered into your ear and you obeyed your back deepening further “There we go.” He cooed pulling a stray curl from your face so he could see your eyes his smirk deepening from what he saw in them. “That’s my girl, doin’ so good for me.”
★men who place love bites on your shoulders licking them clean light bruises in there wake right after, kisses on them and in between the shoulder blades(the lil moans you released were so precious—), and his fingers ever so gently trailing down your spine all because of the way your breathing slows, and hitches and maybe even a hiccup.
★men who really, really want to tug, pull and wrap your hair around his fists but decided on not to because it hurt for you and not in a good way. So he decided on using your neck wrapping his big, rough hand ‘round there. It made it all the better feeling your plus beat rapidly against his fingers. But make no mistake! That protective hairstyle? Oh you’re so done. “Nah, nah lemme pull it c’mon I’ll be gentle I swear.” He’s not gentle not even a little bit with your passion twists wrapped around his hand messily tilting your head back all meanly like a bully, a bully who likes to fuck you. Your throat bare and he places open mouthed kisses on the skin sucking a bit, even on the pulse.
★men who fuck you like you insulted his mom in the worst way. men who fuck you like he absolutely hates your existence and the fact that your still alive breathing. men who fuck you like your just some dumb rag doll to put his cock in. Rough. Raw. Passionate. Straight up pounding your shit with no mercy it’s almost like he wants you dead. But there’s a duality—almost whiplash with the way he whispers in your ear “want me to—shit—stop, pretty?” or “m’goin too hard? aw, shh don’t cry on me now.” pressing soft almost feather light kisses on your jaw or on the back of your neck, his voice all hoarse, raw and low and you’re the only person who gets to hear him like this all intimate because this is solely reserved for his girl.
★men who slap your ass and he doesn’t care if it’s big or small he slapping it either way just to see a deep red mark depicting his handprint. (If you look back you’ll see the pure delight in his eyes, a big grin on his face at the recoil) Because your his. Branding he guesses? and he rubs it’s after soothing the pain all caringly like he’s genuinely sorry but his mouth is so dirty when he says “you’re not gonna walk for the next week so, call out for everyday okay? I’ll take care of you yeah?” He tilts his head to the side lazily seemly in thought before saying “I’ll massage your legs, your thighs, back as well for ya..probably your whole body..you want that right?” Mind you he’s saying this while he’s still fucking you his pace slowed down though to give you air time talking like he’s listing a grocery list or something. And when you don’t answer quick enough he gives your ass a quick smack making you cry out “Y-yeah!” He smirks rubbing your ass again all soothingly “Yeah? Glad you agree..don’t like how they’ve been working my girl so hard these days.” He says and his ears pick up on your shaky breathing and he doesn’t know why you’re doing that. He’s still got one more round left in him maybe two..he’s feeling a bit needy today. But he’s not the only one clearly with the way she’s squeezing him dry all tight and warm tryna choke him out acting like she wanted a baby. Poor pussy, all clingy n shit it’s okay tho! He’ll fuck you till she tapped out.
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I have a question…?
I Need more Transformers with boobs, fem or masc or androgynous, I need them to have tits, what do you think?
So many options!!!!!
Also reply in the comments or reblog who you think would/should have the biggest tits, if you say Shockwave you are automatically correct, but I need a second place.
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coblblender · 1 day ago
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It had to be done
Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang
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tylers-breaks · 15 hours ago
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See, this is why I can't trust myself. I had an important paper that I needed to sign for a school activity, so I specifically taped it onto my table, where I could clearly see it and I wouldn't forget about it. And then I forgot about it. My eyes just glossed right over it as if I didn't put it literally RIGHT THERE for that exact reason. I genuinely thought I lost it and was considering sending an email to the teacher to send me a new copy. This is far from the first time this has happened </3
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lov3gore · 2 days ago
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•Sans, Sans the skeleton•
I'm crazy for this man, you have no idea. Why the hell is he taking all the space in my brain, now I have no knowledge but HIM.
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brain0worm · 2 days ago
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My psychologist drew parallels between me and Tim Drake after a long as rant about what I interpret Tim to be like.
I was so shocked about how accurately she described why I must like Tim—
Did I rant about Bruce Wayne/Batman for over half my therapy session?
Yes.
Did my therapist say we are now going to be using Bruce Wayne as part of my therapy from now on?
Also yes.
Did she point out far too many similarities as to why I favor Batman and all of my issues?
Also, unfortunately and embarrassingly, yes.
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downtownhannah · 11 hours ago
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im so tired
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I will write you letters-landofscotts25
AAAHHHHHH
Nobleflower letters
AAAGHHHH
10/10
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viperxss · 21 hours ago
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i love this film to infinity
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kriz-smthn · 3 months ago
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tylers-breaks · 3 days ago
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l0tt1ee · 2 months ago
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uzguncilek · 1 year ago
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Hi cutie
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