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donatella idle animations
#psychonauts 2#donatella aquato#i had to go get some reference screenshots and then i just stood and watched her for like 5 minutes#deep seated issues in me. ma'am i know you're a fictional character who is already married but can i also marry you i will be your third#anyways these look like ASS bc i had to compress like hell for tumblr but. whatever.
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Love makes you do crazy things, like drawing fanart of a show you dont even watch
#mits art#clone high#kahlopatra#i am not immune to fictional sapphic love#love how ive been so unmotivated to draw fanart of medias i used to love sm but then here come random shits like ghost files and clone high#though i probably wouldnt have posted this here if i had friends who enjoy/know ch cause my ass is looking very silly rn
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Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀
and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.
#like. i get it. i do. he has the vibes#also ya know. being captain and spending time in a whole ass gulag will add about 30 years to you#EVEN SO!!!#i've been here for what. 2 weeks? if that? and everywhere i look Price is the hot middle aged dilf who looks well into his 50s#AND HE ISN'T EVEN 40??? A YOUNG LAD!! THAT'S EVEN MORE TRAGIC OMG???#i do agree those weird sideburns do NOT help. wasn't too keen on them but. i see it now i do. he pulls them off#i was doing some Research™ and like. what do you mean Soap is my age 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#they are all SO much younger than i thought omg. which like. okay! fandom and all absolutely 100% fair#(this is NOT me romanticising irl military btw. looking at this through a fictional lens because irl military is. hm. well.#not going into the details of systemic corruption and how unfairly privileged they are)#like. i just wanna wrap him in a blankie and have him take a long nap#all of then really but omg Price NEEDS it#not me getting all soft about some pixels 💀 ANYWAYS!#i am writing this at [ungodly hours of the night] so excuse me if this makes 0 sense. gonna schedule for a less offensive time of the day#anyways x2#captain john price#cod#cod mw
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Honest question, why do yall care? I mean, if it’s real, good for them but like, this feels so gross. I’ve seen how fans treat them like characters, they deserve all the privacy they can get, relationship or not
#also looking back there’s a lot of signs that it is fake#I’ll list them if anyone cares:#first the shipping has been weird specially from the perspective of assuming Shayne’s sexuality#he’s been saying he’s straight since forever and court is enby#so doing so you’re actively trying to out him#Courtney would never wear a dress like that#also court would do something with their hair#those photos look like all the photos Brennan takes#the engagement one was probably shot in the same day with a shitty phone to fool yall#there are literally no pictures of them inside a venue or with anyone else#the only people sharing stuff are smosh people#those pics have already been edited and to edit wedding photos it takes a long ass time#it wouldn’t be possible to have them ready by Monday if they married on Friday#they’ve wanted to have the podcast to reach a certain amount of views in 24h#and what better way to do so then to lean into the parasocial babies who can’t diferentiate real and fiction?#anyway#I feel bad for them#if I’m taking out of my ass here and the marriage is true#they deserved privacy#they deserved to not have every interaction they had not be analyzed#no one should have to hide a relationship in fear of public response#lety rambles#shourtney#shartney#shortney#Smosh#Courtney miller#shayne topp
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See the thing is. I know I'm good at writing. Like I have my weak areas or things I need to improve in, but it's not a skill I otherwise spend a lot of time feeling insecure about because a) if I don't believe in my writing literally who will b) if I want to publish my writing I ought to at least feel a resting level of good about it because editors and agents likely will not be cradling my face like a prize cat and telling me how talented I am while asking for their edits c) I've always had an audience for my writing even at its worst– I started sharing my original works online when I was around 16 & that really helped sell to me the idea of 'there will always be someone out there who likes what you do' d) untalented men never think this hard about the quality of their works and they always end up published anyway and e) I don't have many other thoroughly developed skills so why not have one I feel good about. Having said this. Awkward feeling to realize you're one of the authorial weak links in your postgraduate creative writing degree's social circle
#part of the issue is definitely also like. i am good at what i do! its just that im the only one doing it#40 people in my fuckass degree and im the only one who writes fantasy fiction. we had one more girl but she did romance & dropped out#(to be an agent) (this isnt a sad story)#but yeah no im mostly surrounded by very talented poets and screenwriters. which makes my works seem a little. frivolous. in comparison#and my friends especially are so fucking talented it makes me ill. and they engage politely with me about my writing but its also#superficial and i cant blame them because its simply not what they write/what theyre interested in! i feel the same about poetry#but my friend actually seemed surprised a while ago when i mentioned a thing id been writing and i joked that it looked like she was#surprised i could have good ideas and she didnt answer. and like. man.#i am a good writer! i fucking know im a good writer but im a good FANTASY writer and these people are. different writers and theyre good an#im floundering in this environment next to them and theres something not as like.. artistic in what i do its so fucking embarrassing#and they also display just such a lack of curiosity as to others' writing like.. they wont check the moodle forum to read what the others i#our module have uploaded for each assignment?? like arent you even just CURIOUS? but now im also just wondering if theyre like 🤞 this#with each other in a way that excludes me and my stupid flop ass fiction. i dont know. its just so silly. everyone always talks about#finding community in writing groups & degrees & such and that is exactly the last and most isolating place ive ever been insofar as my#writing goes. like at least way back in high school no one cared in general. here people do care. just not about what i can bring to the#table. although again i really dont know if this is a larger scale lack of curiosity/involvement in others works so i digress.#notnow#tbd#sorry this is a very priveleged complaint to have i AM deeply enjoying my degree and ik im so lucky to get to go where i attend. i just#occasionally feel sad. and knowing i failed my last assignment (which WAS fiction) (one chance to prove myself! cute) isnt helping much#if the poetrypeople are better at me even in the thing im meant to be good at. baby we're about to enter the mental health meat grinder.#but we stay silly. i think i just need to find people online etc to talk to about writing again like i did at 17.#just full insanity paragraph analysis. that was fun. i enjoyed that.
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Babygirl

Am i the only one who finds his armor so sl*tty?
Like the tiny little waist, and the sl*tty thigh armor pieces drawing perfect attention on that juicy thights.
And don't even get me started on the helmet
It looks like he is wearing a baseball cap its so cute gsjsbdi💞 with the eye vision form and the pouty little mouth💞
#like babygirl com'ere#pls i love him so much#i mean who can blame obi wan for falling for that cute orange hunk#he just looks great#women babygirlifying their favourite fictional grown ass superior warrior men like they are some kind of uwu bebys#only girls can understand#its me i'm girls#cutie patootie#star wars#star wars prequels#star wars fandom#revenge of the sith#clone wars#the clone wars#commander cody#clone battalion#212th battalion#212th attack battalion#212th#cody star wars#as always pictures not mine found on pinterest
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oh i can already tell i’m about to have some really unpopular opinions about the edge of sleep tv show
#i remember everyone loving the podcast when it came out#but as someone who was an active fan of audio dramas and podcasts for years at that point the show just. made me frustrated#i realized later after listening to left right game that qcode has this very strange and almost uncanny production behind it#where they get incredibly famous actors to play characters and then bank their marketing on that alone#and the writing is always *almost* good. like sometimes you start to think you might actually be listening to a good show#bc i mean the audio quality and special effects are all stellar#but then the writing and acting is always just a little bit too over-the-top and dramatic for it to feel natural#like the writers don’t know how to portray emotion without visuals so they just make everything Way Too Intense#and each time it feels like they just ask ‘what’s the most insane thing that can happen next?’#’oh ok he’s gonna chop dave’s dick off’#and every time you start to actually like a character they say something misogynistic or just otherwise batshit fucking insane#not to mention that time in left right game where a girl confessed her love to her best friend before LITERALLY DYING FOR HER#only for the best friend in the next scene to be like ‘erm i’m not gay 😐 awkward…’ and she’s NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN#qcode productions are kinda like the fast fashion of fiction podcasts i think#they churn out so many so quickly and they always feel just slightly unnatural or superficial#not to mention when i tried looking into them years ago and it’s impossible to find#literally anything about them. like their minimalist ass website was so insanely insanely vague#and yet clearly they’ve gotta have a fuck ton of money backing them to have this absurd amount of a-list talent on board#(which really i think that is all they care about)#anyways yeah some markiplier fans are gonna get pissed at me for not kissing the ground he walks on. but i was one of you. i AM one of you#and i hate that somebody out there is holding the iron lung movie over us like we’re dogs and if we wanna watch it#we gotta watch this show. which BTW they are giving no details about where to watch it#and seemingly no promotion or marketing material for a show that’s been in production for years coming out in less than 3 weeks#just weird as fuck man. and i don’t even think mark has much to do with it
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“omg adam face reveal 😳” “yo why adam kinda…” “who was gonna tell me adam is hot under that mask??? 👀” girl what are you talking about adam looks like dreamwastaken
#hazbin hotel#he looks like some generic white frat boy who would flirt with a sixteen year old#the most basic ass white ass man ever#cannot take any of the thirst posts seriously bc as soon as i saw his face i was like oh my fucking god that is dream.#that is just straight up shitty mc youtuber dreamwastaken in cartoon form#acts like dream too if i’m being fr—#(have to clarify i’m not judging anyone who thinks adam is hot lol he’s a fictional character love who u love <3)#(i just can’t take it seriously myself. the resemblance is too much)
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new bg3 character is of the "extremely tired parent" variety
[i have commissions open now]
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#lae'zel#autumn.art#autumn.oc#oc: diligence#thank you to this guy for breaking me out of an art funk#back to commissions with me#my favorite type of fictional man is evidently one who is very tall but still radiates sad wet cat energy#liam neeson in star wars looking ass mf put some contacts in#uhhh what else can i say about this guy. his name's diligence. he's an oath of devotion paladin. don't know if i'll romance anyone with him#maybe karlach. buff tiefling power couple#we'll see i guess
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You were supposed to fall in love with him, not me
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You were supposed to fall in love with him, not me
Art taglist: @angst-after-dark, @whumpsday, @flowersarefreetherapy, @rainydaywhump, @softvampirewhump, @burnticedlatte, @whump-me, @honeybees-125
#inflicts you with ridiculous shitty vent art#well I like the first image a lot actually. not so much the second one but it's necessary#everyone had that one toxic codependent homoerotic friendship when they were a teen right? ahaha#being in a love triangle where one person is a fictional character who is also sorta you is a wild time. my ace ass couldn't handle it#I hope she's doing good#also this is not how I look or feel now. I don't have long hair anymore#I mean I have it but it's not attached to my head. it's in bundles in my writing desk.#anyway this goes out to everyone who's had a friendship fall apart because they fell in love with you. especially if you're ace#vent art#my art
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A Friendly Match between the Destined Rivals !
#kirby series#kirby#king dedede#as you can see I am fairly new here#so hello everyon👋👋#trying to get used to tumblr but I think I'm getting the hang of it#tho hey for now look at the them !!#big fan of whatevr they got going on#literal embodiment of grown-ass men who fight 7 yr olds online#<<Most PEAK friendship dynamic ever made in fiction actually idk what to tell u man#kloart tag
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seeing so many videos on YT lately that are like “I read this dark romance book and i’m calling the police” or some condescending put-down derivative
babe if it’s not for you then put it down and find something new to read nobody wants an hour-long video of you yucking someone’s yum
#tired of people acting holier than thou bc something goes against the norm#leigh speaks#if it's bad then who gives a shit honestly#have we learned nothing#there will always be an audience for something#'if it doesn't have a happy ending then i don't want it'#eat! my! ass!#this sounds super aggro sorry but this is like the third video like this i've inexplicably had recommended to me this week#if you don't like dark romance then fine i hope someone picks you at last be on your merry way#but just bc it squicks you out doesn't mean it isn't valid to someone else#listen i hated 50 shades as much as anyone else back in the day and then at one point i realized#this is a lot of people's favorite book and i don't have to agree with them but it also isn't fair to make them feel shitty over it#so i ignored it and moved on and stopped dogpiling onto it bc i wasn't the audience for it and! that's! ok!#not to say that it wasn't problematic bc it was but that's veering from the topic#most if not all dark romance is problematic anyway but! it's FICTION and people forget that#like come on feysand started out preetttttyyyy problematic in acotar and bc of its origins i do consider it partly a dark romance#look at me writing an essay here when i should be working on other stuff ok i'm done
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i think what it comes down to with shows like helluva boss and the fact that antis are allllllways complaining about it being "toxic" and "romanticizing unhealthy relationships" is that like. that's the point. like i truly don't get how you don't understand that that is the point. i like toxic romance in fiction. i like complicated messy unhealthy dynamics. i like characters who are flawed and hypocritical and bad people.
listen, there are some genuine criticisms to be made about this show, but ultimately so much of what it actually is in this fandom is just... people hating on it for being an adult show. the characters are, largely, not good people! you're not supposed to idolize and aspire to be like them! like sorry that you've only consumed escapist children's media for so long that you believe that all protagonists are supposed to be self-inserts but you are actually supposed to disagree with some of their actions and behaviors for this one. and claiming the show is "romanticizing abuse" just because it portrays an unhealthy relationship (that neither party is happy with!!!) is just. downright conservative and functionally puritan lmao
like. have you never read a whump fic. have you never watched a "dark" show. portraying unhealthy behaviors =/= condoning those behaviors in real life. i truly do not know how to make this any clearer for you
#im absolutely convinced that the venn diagram containing hb antis and people who say that huck finn condones/glorifies racism is a circle#like. do you actually need this show to hold your hand and explain which parts youre not supposed to want to enact in real life.#if you're upset that there's no scene where someone looks directly at the camera and says 'hey guys just so you know this scene is about#how this thing is Bad and Not Good; and the consequences im about to experience is to show you how it's Bad and Not Good' then#im sorry but i don't think you should be watching this show#i could get into themes of abuse in this show and that whole topic but that is. a whooooole other post i have THOUGHTS about that one#anyways. i love toxic relationships in fiction i love watching characters fall ass first into problems that are absolutely their own fault#helluva boss#mine
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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians
#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic#im just like. tired of gnawing#and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get#content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky#young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me#im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances#m text#i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story#not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a#lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out#bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples#and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified#(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here#(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein#out as lesbian#like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has#to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just#and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so#yknow. personal viewer bias here#but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian#and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out#but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes#I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'
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#if anyone. ANYONE. even people who condemn Vigilante Justice and talk about [xyz thing that was apparently wrong with him]#straight-up openly thirsts over the shooter and talks about how hot they think he is on a personal preference level#I am blocking you and never speaking to you again.#is this petty? yeah probably. almost definitely.#but I've earned the right to be petty after seeing all these fuck-ass awful takes on literally every subject imaginable#we NEED to put more '''''ugly''''' people in public positions this is actually IMPERATIVE#the fucking leeway you will give ANY white man who you think is attractive jesus FUCKING christ#it doesn't matter!!!! how you look is a morally neutral thing!!!!!!! most people are not '''''hot''''' actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!#get a hobby!!!!! worry about something actually meaningful for once!!!!!!!!!!!#find a fictional character who's horrible instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#oh I forgot. we can't like horrible fictional constructs for any reason that's bad. we can stan literally anyone irl though.#murderers. fundamentalists. abusers. dictators. the guy formerly known as bren------s.#THAT'S all fine.#I can't believe I'm going to say this. I hate this phrase and I think more often than not it is used in very bad faith but: SOOOOOO many of#you for real need to go out and touch grass#like for your own self-preservation#and for the sanity of the rest of us#current events#tw: guns#my God I have blocked and unfollowed more people in the past month than like. the entirety of my almost-eight-years here probably#UGH. good-BYE#(once again asking myself if I should legit just deactivate but I would lose touch with a few people and also access to some of my#beloved fandom communities)
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i can't believe.... it's been... very nearly ten whole years... ten whole years near to the date.... for a sec i was like oh yeah i'm over that whole thing... and then there's a couple new chapters.... and the thing is as if it never left.... ten years of this brainrot...... ei perkele......
#eissaakeli#it's been ten. ten goddamn years. a whole ass decade. and yet#then again in hindsight. why is it that i picked studying history again. hm. what was the language i picked as a minor again. huh.#what was it me. and why'd you pick it. hmm. was i ever really over that thing#what the fuck. what the fuck. sieppeli tää on sun syytä#it's like years without any chapters with him in them because. well. didja look at the news. and im like yeah oop that was embarassing#anyway i'm aaaaallll over that thing now. a slight fondness remains but otherwise nah. i'm over that#and then. and then. i think about a wip a little too long. and then canon switches to an au not set in the real world. and he's there again#and it's like. what. like four chapters. and oh no there's that old brainrot again. oh god oh fuck. it's been TEN YEARS#this CANNOT be HAPPENING#this is so. sigh. ghhh#and yet i am a grown man (gender neutral) and i can have whatever blorbos i want because theu are fiction i know this#but like. gh..... did it have to be.... it's been......... ten whole years...... of this same shit..........#ai ai aika noloo. no jaa ei voi mittään#joo jos on seurannu meikäpoikaa tarpeeks kauan tietää kyl mitä tää koskee. kyl tiiätte#if you've followed me long enough im sure you know what this is about.#mut eissaakeli..... kymmenen vatun vuotta........... jjoo-o#ok crisis over. vagueing about how i cannot fuckin evict a blorbo#who's been one for so long it predates the word blorbo........ crazy stuff#anyway someone send help. or don't it's not that serious. just a little. a lot. silly
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