#Who said that?

[4theluvofsapphos]

Oh great heavens, lord above, my god, etc. etc.

lady's lipstick

[biancadoes1]

Lol. The Jackholes tried. A for effort? Or H for harassment and beating a dead horse.

LMAO.

C for crazy

E for embarrassing

G for g-🫢

[scribeofmorpheus]

i'm so tempted to write solas smut where he's just yearning, pathetically yearning--and you see this from all the side profile drawings he's made of inky's face from memory, strewn across the piano like sheet music. paint still wet on his hands after finishing a mural in the music room, its of haven, the first breach close with both their hands held high in hallelujah! and he just sits down in the heaviness of all his feelings, confused and in need of distraction. full weight sagging in the chair with her inquisition's symbol, leafing through the inquisition issue of randy dowager and coming across a scandalous passage about the inquisitor and an "elven serving man" being frisky between the golden statues of Orlesian lions in Halamshiral... and he just... gets sooooo emotional and unbelievably horny

[paulic]

This picture changed me as a person. Need him to be my professor husband who’s just a little bit silly

[28ms28]

Wrong!! Max will not be a bee man he will be a cat lady. Get the facts right😤😤

but what if there’s a redbull championship curse like you win 4 in a row and that’s it you then suffer, your hairline recedes and you love bees

[heavenbarnes]

I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

[bishy437]

what’s left behind

[mxltifxnd0m]

(not my image; stole it off instagram; creds to the owners)

[gale-dekarios]

instead of commenting on halsins height you should be allowed to press your palm to his and go "aha your hands are so big and mine are so small"

[sillymapache]

I can’t stop watching this clip, why did he say it like that, what’s wrong with him, I hate him, I want him, who said that? I hate him, he’s so annoying why did they make him so cutie pie, who said that? I’m slamming my fists on the table and I scratched my desk so hard the paint came off

[manuzillust]

Come see the great riddler! It's sure to be a blast

[applesbloominthefield]

bruv not the cat down under purring whenever eddie suit scenes is on or he's on a motorbike...

-what? who said that?

[aot-brainrot-my-beloved]

THIS ILLUSTRATION IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!

They all look so damn good in those uniforms

Bertholdt with a mullet???

Marco and his iconic M hair!!!

Ymir with an undercut and everything I love her!!!

[stickycircuits]

obligatory zombie episode redraw <3

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05

[bayleavesfromthevine]

all i'm saying is that he got real happy and obedient when mina smacked him