#Whiteboy

[submissivegayfrenchboy2]

Seeing a whiteboy massaging his Black boyfriend's feet like in this cute drawing reminds me of this article I've made about why an interracial gay couple is my ideal relationship :

just saw this on twt omfggggjckdg now i wanna write a drabble for this concept it’s sososo cute

foot massages that don’t go as planned cause someone gets too sensitive >>>>>>

[moslama]

[thugguzzler]

Use your imagination on this one. (Part 2 of 2)

[submissivegayfrenchboy2]

Any whiteboy should feel privileged if a Black man step on him : being a Black man's human carpet is an honor for white people 🙏🏻

[manpo5]

All my skin cells realised my critical levels of whiteboy and have resolved to commit mass suicide (got a sunburn on a hike and now im gonna dieeee)

[moonmaidensgrace]

[askymzbuki]

Whiteboy Moodboard

Whiteboy Moodboard

[kply-industries]

[adamfishmang]

Skkkiirrrtttt

[paroxsysdraw]

i decided to lovingly dub him “whiteboy george” and now hes my friend.

[moslama]

[thugguzzler]

This possibilities are endless.

[wmafqueen]

[thepunisher8769]

[moonmaidensgrace]

astarion having abs makes sense

i said it... someone had to... and i can provide logical reasoning ☝️🤓

he is, essentially, a walking cadaver—a magically animated corpse. in my mind, at least, i'm not seeing how or when a dead body can metabolize or otherwise process nutrients. mind you, i see this very literally (probably bc i'm autistic).

i'm of the belief that when he was alive, he was one of those queer guys who frequented the gym for his own vanity's sake. he just has those vibes, and someone has to get it what i mean. that being said, him being starved of blood/"food" is not going to have the same reaction as it would on a living body. i imagine he just looked like a corpse drained of fluids (an enblamber, mortician, or someone like that would know what i'm talking about).

plus, why would cazador starve his spawn and make them visibly look ill when they're going out seducing people 🧍 maybe y'all are into that, but... anyways! it was kind of a core characteristic that he's built specifically in a way that would make the majority of people fold with little effort. he's prideful of it, too. it's kind of this noteworthy thing within his storyline.

the 8 strength part? i have absolutely nothing for that. that's just so funny. i can't not laugh at him whenever i think about it. perhaps someone can explain this besides the devs just dumping his stats. not even bc he's fit, but bc he's a vampire... like, don't they have super-strength? admittedly, i'm new to d&d Lore, so idek. i mean, all the act 1 male companions look like that and have 8 str. point being, if you still insist astarion is a "twink," they're all twinks 😭 i think some of y'all just use that word as a replacement for f**, atp.

[redwave2432]

#deanwithers your brother did the right thing stop being a free loader stop crying get your own place to live at and you're nothing but a toxic human that spreads misinformation and start stuff you race baiting little white boy don't act like you liberals and progressives don't divide like you said this one girl said that she shouldn't be with her family on Thanksgiving because she voted for Trump now the tables have turned and you're upset #guys go to his #tiktok and #spamit till he deletes it #lol #crymeariver

#whiteboy #cracker #mayonnaiseeater #karen #entitled #spoilbrat

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYWj6e7X/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYWj6EQW/

https://www.tiktok.com/@white.democrat.men?_t=8sfIgs1vo1W&_r=1

As for you #LukeBeasley they come to know surprised that I have to keep posting your #personalinformation and ruining your life I have your whole entire family's personal information too all you do is write space the great white women and Trump supporters especially if they're women because you're a coward I hope you lose everything you built and your homeless and I'll be sure that happens!!!!

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/luke-beasley_id_G9092225834268817176

And it comes to no surprise that #FranciscaFiorentini c*** s****g wh*** antibiological woman mouth is still spreading #misinformation and #antiAmerican propaganda

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/wanchi-yang_id_G6086233826002365042

https://radaris.com/~Francesca-Fiorentini/1468185899