#meanies dni

[jasondeansgothwife]

some1 called me a poser 🙄🙄 whatevr at least im not a prep 🤮🤮

[moonmaidensgrace]

astarion having abs makes sense

i said it... someone had to... and i can provide logical reasoning ☝️🤓

he is, essentially, a walking cadaver—a magically animated corpse. in my mind, at least, i'm not seeing how or when a dead body can metabolize or otherwise process nutrients. mind you, i see this very literally (probably bc i'm autistic).

i'm of the belief that when he was alive, he was one of those queer guys who frequented the gym for his own vanity's sake. he just has those vibes, and someone has to get it what i mean. that being said, him being starved of blood/"food" is not going to have the same reaction as it would on a living body. i imagine he just looked like a corpse drained of fluids (an enblamber, mortician, or someone like that would know what i'm talking about).

plus, why would cazador starve his spawn and make them visibly look ill when they're going out seducing people 🧍 maybe y'all are into that, but... anyways! it was kind of a core characteristic that he's built specifically in a way that would make the majority of people fold with little effort. he's prideful of it, too. it's kind of this noteworthy thing within his storyline.

the 8 strength part? i have absolutely nothing for that. that's just so funny. i can't not laugh at him whenever i think about it. perhaps someone can explain this besides the devs just dumping his stats. not even bc he's fit, but bc he's a vampire... like, don't they have super-strength? admittedly, i'm new to d&d Lore, so idek. i mean, all the act 1 male companions look like that and have 8 str. point being, if you still insist astarion is a "twink," they're all twinks 😭 i think some of y'all just use that word as a replacement for f**, atp.

[twinkinspector]

i've noticed a pattern in my self-ships and need ur opinions

[onlyzizi]

a standard girl blog.

side blogs: @onlyzizi-reblogs @need2bethinagain & @saku-fangirl.

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[moxielynx]

he's having a bad day

[yournextbimbogf]

Not gonna lie price is the type of guy to get annoyed when you ask for him to put on a condom he thinks it’s useless! He can’t even feel you skin to skin without that stupid rubber hugging him instead of your cunt. Before you two have sex you always mumble out “price…put on a condom..” but he always tries to put up a fight.

“Come on darlin’ it’s not like m’ gonna cum inside of ya”

Of course after some time of thinking you give in and let him go raw. But oh god he is over the moon, fumbling to even get his thick cock out of his boxers. eventually he does and he sticks his cock into your wet slit and immediately and groans, your pussy has him on cloud nine. But he has to keep his composure Atleast. He pounds into you while muttering under his breath.

“Fuck darlin’ I’ve been aching to take off that damn condom”

Not even 10 minutes later you can feel his warm sperm shoot into you and slowly overfilling your pussy, you were too cockdrunk to even realize that your pussy was leaking onto the bedsheets with his cum of course. He speaks up, freeing you from your trance.

“Ope look like we’ve made a mess.”

Welp it looked like he lied.

[sys-heart-kiddos]

Hiiiiii!

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Bc host is only 3 right now I’m their big sibling and we want to talk to other syskids/littles (both agere and sys) we decided to make this post!

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[abbysinterestsblog]

f/o infodump!

yee im a selfshipper, heres r meh silly f/os!

im a familial selfshipper so i only have sibling f/os,

im starting off with the character that was meh first sibling f/o...metis!

tbh, before i found out the selfshipping community, i always saw metis as meh fictional younger sister, atlus (the creators of her source game, persona 3) had been neglecting her 4 years, i i thought 2 mehself "if atlus isnt gonna give her love...then i'll give her the love, care and attention she rightfully deserves!" and thats how she became meh first sibling f/o. when the answer dlc 4 persona 3 reload (persona 3's remake) was announced i was rlly happy, cause metis finally gotten attention from atlus,

i also have another persona 3 character as a sibling f/o, aigis, in canon shes metis's older sister and thought "i'm metis's older sister, so i guess aigis is our older sister." and thus, aigis became meh (currently only) older sibling f/o, yee they r robots, i have a s/i 4 persona as well!

her name is allris, (her arcana is the star and her persona is iris) and 2 make a long story short, she was built 2 be a non-combat assw built 4 therapy and support in areas of high shadow activity but a incident caused by a jelly worker trying to destroy her lead 2 her right leg becoming badly bent, (which is why she wears a purple fabric wrapped around her leg, its too hide the damage as she doesnt lik seeing it.) and soon she was abandoned...until sees finds her. shes energetic and silly but has bad anxiety and worries alot.

next sibling f/o is meh little brother tsubasa yuunagi/cure wing from hirogaru sky precure: when i first saw him, i thought he looked cool, but when the show revealed his backstory i was lik "welp, ur meh little bro now!" currently i dont have a precure s/i, but hopefully 1 day ill make 1,

next up came in a 2 for 1 deal/j, annie and leo from little einsteins :3

i actually have faint memorys of watching little einsteins when i was younger, and out of boredom i rewatched som episodes from season 1, as soon i was finished i was lik "im taking u 2 from disney's cold hands." and thus, annie and leo became meh younger sister and younger brother f/o. i actually have a little einsteins s/i,

her name is joan, (named after the "queen of rock 'n' roll," joan jett) she's annie and leo's older (around 17) year old sister, she liks rock music and classical music, and she also owns a electric guitar (which she named ellen, big jet once made fun of her nicknaming her guitar and now joan has a hatred for him.) and cant rlly go on missions due to her horrible airsickness, but with her headset, she's able to communicate/check up on the team straight from home base. (she also has a addiction to apple juice.) much lik the other characters from le, she has a few catchphrases. she says "Sweet mac 'n' cheese!" or "Great -name of famous musician-!" when she's surprised.

i ❤ meh sibling f/os, they might have all came from different sources, but their meh siblings.

[fairygodshipper]

minwon/meanie fic thread 💎✨

[i've been deep into seventeen recently and i wrote some minwon/meanie fics. posting them here!]

series: i can't run away

Fandom: SEVENTEEN (Band)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Jeon Wonwoo/Kim Mingyu

works:

1. don't want to let go (so i let go) Tags: Pre-Slash, Sickfic, Fluff, Light Angst, Feelings Realization, One-Sided Attraction, (Or is it?), Canon Compliant, Idolverse

“Careful.” Wonwoo mumbled softly as he continued to prop Mingyu up. The younger’s eyes widened in shock, not even being aware that Wonwoo was close by and that his reflexes were sharp enough to catch him. Okay, maybe ‘catch’ was a strong word. Wonwoo wouldn’t dare do that, not anymore.

mingyu’s injured, but why does his heart hurt more than his back?

2. eyes meeting, hearts apart

Tags: Sickfic, Fluff, Light Angst, One-Sided Attraction, (It's not), Pining, Companion Piece, POV Jeon Wonwoo, Canon Compliant, Idolverse

“Careful.” Wonwoo’s voice was gravelly from disuse and he cringed from the sound of it. Still, he prayed Mingyu didn’t think it was embarrassing and merely lifted him even more. As he did so, Mingyu seemed to stiffen in discomfort, making Wonwoo exhale in shame. He couldn’t even do this one thing right — he was a mess.

wonwoo has thoughts about mingyu. a lot of them.

3. if i could, i’ll do whatever

Tags: Getting Together, Fluff, SVT UNESCO Forum, Paris (City), Friends to Lovers, Love Confessions, POV Alternating, Canon Compliant, Idolverse

“Do you want to do this?” Mingyu presses on, always the gentleman. His forehead comes dangerously close to Wonwoo’s, wide eyes searching the latter’s expression. Wonwoo doesn’t need to ask what this means. He feels the anticipation thrumming through his veins, betraying the fear his mind supplies. “Yes.” he responds firmly.

they should’ve known the city of love would finally get them together.

let me know what you think if you've read them! 💗

[senseichaos]

ur a proshipper.

use that fucking brain of yours genius.

you are sick and disgusting for shipping children with adults. and even worse.

putting them into sexual situations

damn that's crazy. Now go run back home to mommy since you obviously didn't suck her tit enough last night.

[itsbun]

Hi I’m still alive just hyperfixating on neopets and minecraft also I just blocked 50+ bots

[rtvoid]

I just want to say that every single person who has followed me with "anti-endos" in their DNI has continued following me despite my repeated statements that I am anti-endo. So I'm having to conclude that you're all just fake asf and virtue signaling while secretly agreeing with me because why do you keep following me????

I remember once I even directly used @ on someone saying they should probably unfollow me because I'm anti-endo and they responded with "well I don't really do DNIs, my about is more of a guideline but we can still follow." It took me putting my foot down and saying "clearly we both have a boundary here that needs to be mutually respected" for them to actually unfollow me, but otherwise they would have continued to follow me despite having "anti-endo" as one of their supposed deal-breakers in their about.

And this is the only group of people I regularly see do this which makes it funnier. Eg. people who have "no TERFs" in their bio aren't then mutualing TERFs because they realise how harmful that would be. So on some level do people just realise how fucking stupid this is and that the real harm is being done to the DID community or what? Because that's the way I'm forced to read this behaviour when it happens with staggering regularity. If you actually thought being anti-endo was harmful and toxic you wouldn't be following me while faking to everyone else that you have this super strong moral stance.

[fujoshiribbon]

this is some sort of medieval punishment. i would say we should throw tomatoes at you next but i fear you might like it /joke

[skyloladoodles]

lee!Kai ❤️ (art)

lee!cinder (HC)

I was craving ticklish cinder at the time

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[tlsafterdark]

OH GOD DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON EDGING… /pos

he’d be so mean….. augh

he'd probably the type to notice that you're right at the edge...and then stops just to see you whine and leak

[amaltheaprincess]

E:B <-bunny face

E:3 <-also bunny face

E:@<-bunny with a pacifier

E:P <-silly bunny

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