#Whatever these are technically drafts

[idkthisismyusernameiguess]

Something something OCs that live in Republican Era China and try to kill each other

[sidney1080p]

makoto got a haircut

[animatedjen]

Meditation | Jedi Survivor

[aballadforbarbatos]

Obey Me! Crushes on Social Media

includes the dateables as well as the brothers, so i'm adding a cut because it feels pretty long. the "social media" in question is just dewitter (twitter) and devilgram (instagram) because that's the socials i know the most about using :)

i was tempted to come up with some demon version of linkedin for lucifer though LOL

does lucifer own social media? devilgram doesn’t count, he can’t anonymously post about his inner feelings there. vague tweets (deweets?) about you. so vague that he’ll show you later and you’ll be like “what the hell this sounds more like one of your brothers than me. nice hair today? are you talking about asmo?”

mammon WISHES he could relate. mammon tweets about you every five seconds that’s how bad he is over you. lives in the same house as you and couldn’t send you a single friend request on anything, OR follow you first

leviathan is JUST as bad as mammon, please do not point it out to him. has no friends but if they ever stumbled across his dewitter account they’d KNOW who it is. it’s not fair that mammon can spend so much time with you and it’s not suspicious. you looked so pretty today. and yesterday. and you will forever and ever and he knows this because it’s you.

satan takes a picture of you and writes a cute little book quote that he thinks describes you perfectly. he shows you the post, all ready to hit send- you laugh and hit the button for him. it becomes kind of a joke between you, except that he’s dead serious, scouring through books for the perfect line for his perfect person. all his followers think he’s in a relationship with you, and he’s not about to say otherwise.

asmodeus has his personal devilgram account, but he definitely has a second account dedicated to fashion. you’re forced to model more and more outfits so that he can post them. definitely puts things like “look at MY pretty model” in the captions. he already has enough problems with his brothers, he doesn’t need other demons snooping around you too.

beelzebub doesn’t mess around. he doesn’t outright tell you either though- for obvious reasons. for every post you make he’s the first like and the first comment- although it’s typically riddled with typos since he’s normally eating when you post. he doesn’t really pay attention to his own social media accounts, but he never ever fails to pay you a compliment or well wish, even when he’s in the middle of something important. if only you took it as something beyond being a good friend.

belphegor- social media who? he HAS it, technically. it’s drier than australia and there are definitely cobwebs on his page, visible or not. the last post was also his first post: "..." if he ever makes a second post, it'll be when he wakes up and can't get back to sleep. upon posting “mc.” he finds he’s already drifting off, back to the sweet embrace of dreams and rest.

barbatos tweets “going through it” and then nothing else when he has a crush on you. rts it every once in a while when the pining gets particularly bad. once he typed out “GOING THRU IT” but never sent it. tweets “got through it” when the crush leaves him (never) or you pick him.

diavolo starts a “fan-page” of you. takes at least ten pictures of you every time you’re together and says that it’s for his fan-page on devilgram. the first time you heard this you were like “weird, but definitely not the weirdest thing that’s happened to me here! you do you boo <3”. fan-page of you- for who? nobody but him.

simeon is AWFUL with technology. it truly is a miracle that he manages to use devilgram. nonetheless, he does his best, and is always taking photos and posting them, typically with the caption "i thought you might like this :) @/mc". you respond eagerly, and at least one demon tries to remind you two that this can be a conversation in dms. neither of you pay attention to this reminder, and simeon invites you to the place that he took the picture. he later posts a picture of you lightly kissing his cheek. the demons become on very high alert after that.

solomon isn't subtle. "me, myself and mine" is the caption when he posts a picture of you and him together, and he tags every single demon brother and the royals and simeon, just for good measure. you laugh it off and comment "mine :)" underneath it. solomon gets a target on his back for an entire week before you clarify it was just a joke. this cycle repeats every couple of months as he tries to get more and more flirty comments out of you- when you post a picture of you kissing him with the caption "now shut up", he does. it's almost like an act of god.

bonus: LUKE only really has devilgram. he was worried about an "age limit" and it took diavolo, simeon, and barbatos to reassure him. lucifer tried to help but it just made everything worse. you're the first comment on all of his devilgram posts. any time you're not, you're apologising profusely, and he says it's all the demon brothers' fault, and you say yes it's all the demon brothers' fault. and then you spend the entire afternoon at purgatory hall. solomon takes great joy in rubbing this in their faces.

[imgdreaming]

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeehaw just wrote over 3k and i can't publish Any of it without miles of fantasy au context

[rznant]

i regret not designing boba properly for this because i initially sketched this out as a gag based off of that one text post

[plumbogs]

i wrote another short sims fan fiction. This time it’s about the Broke brothers getting groceries and that’s basically it.

[hellboundhimbo]

been working on this kuwameshi fic for the last ~2 months (it has lowkey been hell) but now that i’m nearing the end, i wanna share this excerpt that made me giggle

[can-of-slorgs]

Im dying at your tags on that last anon 😭😂 youre now the dr.sloth pinup artist that neopets needed

Not the title i wanted to craft for myself when i started this blog but hey, it brought us such good memories like

[brittlebutch]

officially 10K into this fic and having a realization about where I'm at on characterization so far, so i'm wondering:

[ritz-stimzz]

🐾 × ☠ 🍼 🐟 × ❤ ☠ 🥓 × 🖍 💙 ☠

stimboard for my izzy fan baby 😔😔 her name is carmille, she likes blueberries, bacon, pirate shows, and repeating people. i love her with my whole heart smh

[essektheylyss]

the only thing I keep notes on when writing is stuff that's already been signaled and needs to come back somehow, and I try to keep those notes as condensed as possible because if they're too lengthy or I have too many items I'll start missing things, but that gets very funny when I jot down something like

[muirneach]

etta’s portrayal in butch cassidy and the sundance kid was great but i do find it really really funny they introduced her by being like ‘shes really really into roleplay sex’ and then they cut to the next scene and it’s like ‘and also polyamory!’

[nick-close]

It’s very silly being a fan of people and letting it affect how you think of things. Saw a post saying John wick is noncontroversial and went ‘that’s not true, Freddie and Matt have beef with that film’

[paradisecas]

pages between us written with no end

midam, archangel sibs, ~3k

It's a product of Michael's neuroses that they’re making food for everyone in the first place. If Adam had his way, he’d hold up Gabriel, Raphael, and Lucifer by the scruffs of their necks while Sam and Dean looked on from a distance, or perhaps he’d have these assessments over the phone. But archangels are clingy and Michael is apparently not the only one who imprinted on Adam—once, on a walk, Adam saw a mother duck being trailed by her four little ducklings and felt an indescribable kinship… not that he’d ever tell anyone—so one thing led to another and now there’s a standing weekly family dinner that Sam, Dean, and their gaggle of annoyances tag along to once a month.

It’s partly Gabriel’s fault too; he’s the one who suggested Sam come along, and where Sam goes so does Dean, but where Dean goes so does Castiel, then Jack—who isn’t that bad, considering—then Eileen and Claire and whoever else the stupid Winchesters deem worthy enough to participate in their so called “archangel wrangling.”

As if they’re the ones doing any wrangling.