#What in Hell is Bad

[omkookie]

Omg, just a very random thought but imagine a size queen MC/Reader taking all of these huge demon cocks like they're nothing.

Now introducing the “loose pussy lovers” demon club

⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Smut, size Queen MC, PIV, fisting mentioned, demon cock is nothing to a queen, my dirty rambles

Beelzebub has his eyes glued to her hand as she pushes his big cock into herself. No prep, some lube, and now he's just a horny demon getting his big dick sucked into her little pussy. He wasn't expecting his lil MC to be a freak like that, but he's very pleased. He likes fisting her, he loves to just shove his hand in and mess her up, and he absolutely adores watching two of his clones fuck her pussy at the same time.

He'll try shoving random objects into her, since he likes watching her pussy gape right after. He'll even stick his tongue in while her pretty pussy is gaping.

Mammon- would be surprised when MC marvels at his big dick, exclaiming how she loves big cocks stuffing her. He looks as big as her toys. He's surprised she's not intimidated, but as his master of course she can take him in!

He's thrilled to be compared to her toys, and he loves being able to please her like others can't. She deserves his big cock to stretch her out, and all his large fingers are included. :3

Lucifer- watches in awe as the little human pushes him down and grabs his thick cock to push it into herself. He expected you to be a little bit scared by the size, but this sudden predicament of you using him like he's your toy is quite endearing. He holds your waist to help you bounce on his thick cock, and he even feels a bit flustered when you ride him.

Naughty child of Adam, you're making him feel certain things.

Glasyalabolas’ face looks adorably surprised when he sees you take his cock with no struggle. Usually, the reactions that he would get are a mix of fear and excitement at his big size.

He really bounces you on that dick tho, and he finds it pretty hot how a loose pussy like yours can just swallow him, and most of his fingers.

He's your favorite fucktoy in Hades since no other demon there is as big as him, and he carries himself with pride for that. He loves pulling his fat cock out of you, and cumming on your gaping pussy.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

Minhyeok: ...

MC: *was sketching a nude art piece but fell asleep halfway through, still sitting upright*

Minhyeok: They must’ve had a tough time in hell.

Minhyeok: Though they look more beautiful than ever.

MC: Hey, what are you staring at?

Minhyeok: !!!

MC: *yawns*

Minhyeok: Haha... It's nothing. Anyway, will you be able to finish that today?

MC: I don't know. I think I'll just send it unfinished.

Minhyeok: Huh? Will the client be fine with it?

MC: I'll just gaslight him into thinking this is what he wanted.

Minhyeok: ...

The kings: They went home?

Foras: Yes.

Bimet: How irresponsible. The war hasn't ended yet and they decided to abandon their duty.

Sitri: Solomon is not like that, Sir Bimet.

Bimet: They went back to the human world without telling us.

Foras: You know nothing about the situation, so I suggest you watch your words, Sir Bimet.

Bimet: Ah, of course. The two hopeless romantics who will never be noticed by the person they admire.

Foras and Sitri: *frowns*

Mammon: Bimet, that's enough.

Beelzebub: Why are we making this a big deal? I think they deserve a vacation.

Bael: He's right. They've contributed a lot to this war. We should not criticize them for taking some time off.

Leviathan: I beg to differ.

Satan: You're just jealous they're with their human friend. Hahaha!

Lucifer: Is it Minhyeok Kim? I heard he took care of them since childhood. No wonder they were eager to go home.

Satan: Nah. Michael just pissed them off.

Foras: *nods in agreement*

MC and Minhyeok: *went to a cafe*

Minhyeok: Should we get everything?

MC: If you're paying.

Minhyeok: *chuckles*

The server: *approaches them* What can I get for you?

Minhyeok: Oh, we're-

MC: *stares at the server*

The server: ...

MC: ...

MC: *looks at the other workers in the cafe*

MC: ...

MC: *mutters* Those bastards.

*The workers in the cafe are angels created by them.*

The server: *smiles* Is there a problem?

MC: ...

MC: Where's your manager?

The server: He's currently away.

MC: He's flying somewhere above this building. *referring to Raphael*

Minhyeok: ???

The server: My apologies, god. But we were told to keep an eye on you.

MC: Tch.

Minhyeok: ...

Minhyeok: What did she just call you?

Minhyeok: ...

Minhyeok: Should I start building you an altar?

MC: Build one and I'll smack you onto the walls.

[sulumuns-dootah]

Your work inspires me so much!! If its ok, could i request something…? I´m in need of some angsty headcanons, since i dreamed about this particular scenario… How would the kings (who are deeply in love) react after discovering that his beloved MC is madly in love with one of their most faithful subordinates? MC has rejected their romantic advances before, but they are only now realizing why… And that… Hurts. I imagine would be Satan-Sitri, Beel-Bael, Levi-Foras, Mammon-Bimet?, Luci-Marbas? (my heart can't do this with Gami, its his little broo), and Belph-Beleth. Sorry if my english is bad, but thank you so much for your hard work!

WHB kings reaction to their crush liking someone else

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

A/N: Aw, thank you and dw your english is good! ^^

Warning: Some of these get a bit yandere :)

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Well, Satan is seeing red

He's unable to look at Sitri the same

In doing so he spends more time with Amy, which makes Sitri mad

The two eventually end up having an argument about it and if you haven't told Sitri yet, he's in for another shock

Being the good king he is, he won't stand in your relationship as long as you hide it in front of him

If he sees you two together without leaving a space for Jesus, one of you is getting kicked across the whole Hell

Also to add onto the angst: his visits to pubs and heavy drinking get more frequent

At some point it gets so bad that the smell of alcohol just carries with him, but his mind is still sound enough to be a king

       ༺☆༻

Oh...

Well, this is a first

Wanting something, but he can't have it?

So this is what it's like to be a common peasant

Mammon hates the feeling of that

He would never hurt you, you're his master and you're free to do what you want

Still, that doesn't mean that Bimet won't feel the sting of it

So Mammon gives him less and less change

Bet you feel stupid now, since Bimet has barely any money

Oh, and look... Mammon just so happens to be very hot and fanning himself with a stack of money

Care for a 5* hotel stay at the most expensive spa in all of Hell?

       ༺☆༻

Full Yandere mode

What, did you expect anything less from the king of Envy?

How foolish you are, really...

Leviathan gets commisioned a golden cage that's installed into his bedroom and that's where you stay

If you try to escape too many times, he'll even go as far as chaining you to the metal construction

For extra security, while he's away, there's at least five of his servants guarding you

If you're to go somewhere, it's only with Leviathan himself

Even Barbatos and Glasyalabolas can't be trusted

Oh, and Foras? He's lucky to even be alive

Anytime they cross paths in the halls, he's hanging from the cieling in a matter of seconds and isn't let go until he's passed out from the lack of oxygen

       ༺☆༻

Ahahah, nope

That doesn't stop Beel

No, he dosen't even acknowledge the fact

You're his

Bael? You fell for him while he was dressed up as Beel and now you're just confused, silly Y/N.

Is he gaslighting you or himself? Kinda both, actually

Poor Bael is just witnessing the whole thing and can't do anything about it

Beel is just an unstoppable force and nothing can change his mind

It's probably best to just let him forget about his feelings towards you

Let's hope that'll happen within your lifetime, otherwise youv'e got a stalker that defies all natural and supernatural laws

       ༺☆༻

Now, Belphie might be asleep most of the time, but that still doesn't mean you get to just run around and wanna be with anyone else

Oh, it's Beleth you're into?

Hm, looks like Belphie has to have a lengthy talk with him about it then

Since he hates long convos, it has to be short, sweet and straight to the point

And that's how Beleth finds himself smothered by the king's power as he's practically threatening to make him evaporate if he doesn't back off from you and reject all your advances

(Actually, you can still be in relationship with Beleth outside of the king's palace, but if Belphie finds out from someone else or smells your scent on Beleth, you're both gone)

       ༺☆༻

Lucifer tries to be as mature as possible, but there's still this jealousy gnawing on him from the inside

Asks Buer to help him with some meditation and breathing excercises to chase away his feelings and the thoughts

As one of the Seraphims, he had to learn to share God's love and this comes in handy

Actualy, what's wrong with having more than one partner? This is Hell, afterall...

The rest of his nobles know not to bring up you or Marbas in the same sentence or even the same context

Luci, being the demon of pride and all, firmly believes, that your feelings for Marbas are just temporary and soon you'll come to realise which demon is superior to that sex-crazed maniac

If things take a little too long for his liking, however, he's not against serving you a special type of tea strained through his underwear to speed things up

But don't worry, he's doing this for your own good :)

[sweetkiitsunez]

Can you please do a Satan x reader smut

❞ 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞

❞ warning: nsfw content (18+) + Gender neutral!sub!reader + Dom!Satan + rough sex and very messy + creampies + hairpulling + spanking + Satan is jealous + somewhat Paimon x Reader + biting & marking + jealous & rough sex + dubcon(?)

a/n: I apologize this is short and late, but college has gotten me so busy! As promised, here it is! Do forgive me that this is bad... 🩷🫶

"A-Ah!! T-Too fast!! N-ngh!! AAH!" The sound of your moans echos in Minhyeok's room. Satan's hips are in a faster as if he is in a rabbit in heat. The sound of wet skin slapping echos in Minhyeok's room and bed creaking. You wrap your legs around Satan's waist while crying and moaning Satan's name.

You had no idea why Satan is fucking you in a faster and brutal pace. It hurts, but also feels really good too as your walls were stretch by Satan's grith deeply inside your hole. The tip of his cock kept kissing your g-spot as you couldn't help letting out a loud moan as your eyes cross. Your body shudders when you feel Satan's tongue licking the bite marks around your neck and shoulders. Feeling the burn and wet saliva on your shoulders and neck while Satan is ruining your walls.

"A-Ah! Ah! AH! Mmm!! F-fuc-- AAH!!" Even when you tired pulling the back of his hair, but that's turns him on even more, making his hips snap even more harder. You remembered being pulled away from Paimon when he tired to give you a hug the moment that Paimon saw you in Gehenna. He hates it! It makes him even more piss when Paimon tries to kiss you on the lips or cheeks.

"Oh, come on, Solomon of Descendants, you can do better than that." He groans, letting out a few chuckles while his hips snaps like a fuck machine. His nails pierced into your squish naked thighs.

He is growling as he already bite your neck and shoulders, covering in his teeth marks. It hurts, but felt good. You are trembling like a leaf as you grips on Satan's long white hair tightly as if you're holding on to your life. His cock kepts hitting your walls. Can't remember how many times that you had came nor Satan too. He was too busy fucking your hole in a brutal face. He wants everyone in Hell and Heaven that you belongs to him too.

Your eyes rolls back as you let out a choke loud moans. He kept grabbing your thighs as he went on a mating press. The saliva is dripping down your chin as you are covered in sweat and fluids.

"You don't understand how angry I am right now, Solomon of Descendants..." Satan chuckles as his red eyes glued to your fucked body.

"Mm...! Ah! S-Satan! AH! You babbles out as you tries to say something, but he kept on fucking your hole to tire you out.

"Where are your manners, Solomon of Descendants? Too tired? He smirks at you as he looks down at you. "That Paimon kept being touchy with you, hah...!"

He growls as he mumbles and groan something about Paimon being too touchy with you. He let go of your thighs as he pulls your arms as he flipped you over on your stomach. You're taken back by this action. How the hell did he had so much stamina?!

"W-wait- Satan-!" You quickly turns your head as you saw Satan spreads your hole as he shoves his length inside your used hole again as you scream under the pillow. The glisten from the sex juice and wet skin slapping echos in Minhyeok's room. You grips on the pillows as you let out muffled cries under the pillow.

"Mm...! Mm...! Hm! Ngh...!" His hips met your ass cheeks. Satan raise his hand as he begins to spank your ass. A loud spanking sound coming from Satan as he spanks your ass, again and again, until it's red like his eyes.

"AH! Ah! A-Ah!" You let out a high-pitched gasp. It's hot. You felt like your body was on fire. He is brutal. Now, you understand why he is jealous after all... he is a King of Wrath... You belong to him and only him. You felt your vision begin to blur from those hot tears.

"S-Satan...- I-I'm... Ah! S-sorry... A-Ah! AH!" You cries in desperate as you look at Satan with droopy eyes. Your face is covered in sweat and the heat building in your face.

Instead of accepting the apologies from you. He leans closer as his hand grabbing the back of your head as he leans forward to connect his lips towards yours. Yours and Satan's tongue dances as saliva are dripping down from your chin. He got a taste of you, but his length is still inside you as he continues to move his length deeply inside you. You are shaking and trembling, but kept your tongue dancing on Satan.

"Be still." He commands in a rough sudden tone.

"I-I can't-" You whimpers.

"Yes you can, do you want to find out what will happen if you don't?" His red eyes met yours as he is glaring at you. Your body trembles as you nodded your head.

"Say it." He commands again as he pulls the back of your hair again.

"Y-yes... AH! S-Satan...!" Your voice trembles as you said it.

"Good..." He leans forward as he is biting your shoulder as he is picking up the pace.

"AH! A-Ah! F-Fuck! S-Sat- AH!" The sounds of your screams is letting louder and louder.

"Ah...! Hah...! Ngh-! Fuck, I'm gonna cum...!" He growls as he is breathing heavily on the back of your shoulder. "Take it! Take it!"

"You're mine, Solomon, got that? Fuck!" He snarl, gripping your lower hips tightly.

"AH! AH! AH!" You couldn't reply due to the sounds of your moans coming out of your mouth as the bed kept hitting the walls and creaking.

Releasing your orgasm as you felt Satan's groans releases in your ear as he releases his seeds inside your hole. The moans and groans suddenly went to heavy breathing and panting. Your face collapses on the pillow as your body is taking its time to breathe. Satan slowly pulls out his soften cock as the seeds is dripping down from your hole and onto the bedsheets. Your ass is red and swollen from Satan spanking you. Your hair is tangled up from Satan pulling it.

He is admiring his own artwork that he had created. He notices that you had passed out as he rolls your body as your back is laying on the bedsheet. You are covered in Satan's bite marks, fluids and also your own saliva. You had passed out. He was glad that he didn't overestimated or kill you. He brushes the sweat strands of your hair.

"So good for me, look how much you came, Solomon..." Satan murmurs as he gently kisses your sweaty forehead as you are breathing softly. He just can't wait to kick Paimon like he did to Sitri and Ppyong. He grinds his teeth as this makes him excited... He just wants everyone to know that you belong to him only because you are Solomon of Descendant after all... He was afraid of losing you again, just like Solomon who died. He gently caresses the top of your head as he wait for you to wake up from your slumber.

[sparkbeast20]

HE'S COMING!!!!

[r0-boat]

Yandere Sitri headcannons

Aishite, Aishite, Aishite! Motto, Motto!

Cw: yandere themes, NSFW, baby trapping, Somnophilia,

Yandere!Sitri x reader

As a being who studied in Hades, perhaps maybe even lived in Hades at some point no matter how long he has lived and served under the king of wrath He will never get rid of is that true deep feeling of envy that gnaws at his stomach like a venomous green-eyed beast. As he stared with eyes full of cold, callus hatred watching all of his colleagues and even other kings fun over you and fight for your attention.

Even Satan would not be safe, as Sitri a loyal Butler and follower his adoration for the King of Gehenna slowly being consumed by his envy of him.

He self-proclaims as himself being the closest to Solomon before his death. And not only that he falls deeper in love with you everyday. It was not just love It was borderline worship. Something that only angels could notice since this deep twisted feeling of loving something to the point of insanity was all too familiar to them.

Sitri was a devil. He couldn't lie to you directly, but he could still deceive. He could still manipulate you in another way, spin half-truths, and try slowly but surely to gain your trust to have you in his arms finally. He knows he'll have a lot of competition to win someone as precious as Solomon's daughter, But he feels confident studying in Hades. That is ruled under envy. He felt as though he had been training for this moment.

As the right-hand devil of a king so possessive as Satan, he has to work in the shadows. He does not have the luxury of being so public with his true desires. And how he thinks of everyone as savage dogs getting in the way. He must ensure that he should be your only choice in the end even if He needs to twist your mind to make you think lies.

However as a devil. The hardest thing he has to do is hold back every aching desire he has in him to not grab you hold you in his arms and drag you to the darkest depths of Gehenna's dungeon so no one, not even the king can find you. Scaring you away would be a death sentence or worse being pinned as a threat to not only your safety but the safety of hell itself.

So he bites his time patiently, waiting patiently, patiently! and patiently laying every card just right so he could snatch you up in the end. Occasionally, his mask does slip, something he could only do when he's giving you his "devil's energy" where you can write it off as some kind of kink. Or filling you up and hoping it takes. He knows very little on human anatomy but he does know that you would never want to leave if you knew you had a baby with a devil.

Hopefully by that time he'll have all his plans would be meticulously drawn out. And hopefully if all goes well after the war he will confess his true love to you and if you don't accept him you won't have a choice He will not leave you He will not let you leave him like last time.

Sometimes he will indulge in his desires sneaking into your room to listen to that soft low drum of that precious heart of yours. By that point he would be slipping more herbs in your tea to help you sleep deeper as he climbs into your bed to feel your body. Pressing his bare skin against yours he feels his cock hardening. Your name not your nickname, Your name slips from his lips like a silent prayer as his cock fucks your plush thighs.

Other times, he will keep notebooks filled to the brim with information about the type of toothpaste you use. He will know you and your body down to the kilogram. And, of course, Sitri will use that information to try to gain your favor.

And oh, how he would worship you; serve you like royalty and a lover. How he dreams of waking up to you snuggling against him so close that the only thing he can hear is the sound of your hearts intertwined, beating as one as you snuggle into his chest.

He's as intelligent as he is delusional, Don't even attempt trying to manipulate him He will see right through you. He will not punish or break you.

[wihellib]

[allhailmeandmy]

If you think about it, Leraye is the most normal guy in gehenna along with ppyong, Paimon eyes on the road

[jazeswhbhaven]

arf arf bark bark bark BARK BARK BARKITY BARK

[d34dlysinner]

OMG THEY ARE AAAAAA

And Asmodeus AAAA

[sweeteaacakes]

MC, comes in: I'm sorry I'm late! I was doing stuffs!

The nobles, following in: We're stuffs.

The kings: Haha, MC. You're bangin' our nobles.

[vassagoss]

in honor of asmo coming in oct or whatever idfk💀

[sulumuns-dootah]

Can I request headcanons for Leviathan, Satan, Beleth, Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Mammon reacting to being stuck in close proximity with gn crush please?

WHB demons stuck in a room/area with their crush

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

Characters: Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Beleth, Lucifer

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

Tries to play it cool, but if you look a bit closer, there is some pink tint to his cheeks

Definitelly a show-off

Will snap at other demons around him just to show off his powerful kicks and slaps

For some reason, though, you're immune to his anger

If you just keep doing your own thing and don't acknowledge or even look at him (out of fear you'll be the next), he'll slowly move towards you by kicking everyone in his way

But sadly, by the time he gets to you, you're already walking away

       ༺☆༻

This moutain of a demon can buy a lot, except for a game

He's confident enough to walk up to you and try and compliment you on something you're wearing/have on you

That's the part that fails though, since he during that accidentally insults how cheap the thing is

He'll even ask you out on a date, but if you accept is solely on you

If you don't, there's always another time

If you do, expect to be picked up in his expensive car, wearing clothes you received the morning prior that he bought for you

Congrats, you've bagged the sugar daddy!

       ༺☆༻

Exact opposite of Satan

Levi tolerates everyone except for you

How dare you make him fall for you and then get you two stuck together in this place

You're lucky you don't have a noose on your neck

But still, try not to make any noise or draw some attention to yourself, because that death void is calling your name for at least as long as it takes Levi to get over his feelings

       ༺☆༻

If Beel has a crush on you, you will know

You're going about your day, maybe get a bit sweaty from trying to catch your bus, when all of a sudden there's a small gust of wind as if somebody sniffed you

Then you notice that some of your worn underwear tends to disappear and then magically reappear before the next wash cycle

Getting Beel stuck in the same room/space as you is near impossible given his physics-defying abilities

And if you somehow are, Beel kinda forgets that he hasn't had that talk withou you, so he just assumes you already are a thing

       ༺☆༻

Beleth's eyes are on you at all times, protecting you

He'll walk up to you, but only once the window of opportunity presents itself

The plan is tried and true: walk up and ask if you happen to have light or a cigarette, if you're a smoker too

Even if you don't, he'll then on stick around and try to get some conversation going with you

Uses his charm on you and if everything else fails, he mentions his cat form

       ༺☆༻

At first nothing seems off about Luci

Just a normal checkup, this time with the fallen angel since your usual medical demon, Marbas, was busy helping one of the other countries after a battle with angels

Then you notice the little things

Lucifer wouldn't meet your eyes and barely even touch you

Whenever he turned around, you'd notice how the stubs after his wings flutter, almost as if to relieve some sort of a stress or tension

Also, once you were done, he just left the room and Gamigin jingled into the room to tell you your results

(Poor baby doesn't know how to deal with this type of feelings)

[omkookie]

Phenix:

[sparkbeast20]

Saw the blank splash art for Argenti and figure to add another Roseman in it.

Also, just for shit and giggles

[r0-boat]

Since obey me mc is a sheep what if Whb MC is a goat?