#What if Someone is Watching Their TV?
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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My favorite animal is people who thought destiel was a made up ship that was born out of fans stretching canon too much and overall exaggerating then watch the show and realize... that from the very beginning that shit is gay
#spn#supernatural#destiel#edit:#someone mentioned og Star Trek and YES this happened to me with k/s too I was amazed#I was also amazed with: BBC Merlin#like what was that from the very first moment?#at least the story revolves around their relationship so it makes a little more sense that it revolves around their relationship#and to the person who mentioned House I'll tel you that when the show came out and I was 5-10 yo#I watched it casually on TV and 100% thought they were the main pairing™#as in I did not know homophobia nor societal rules and saw them as an actual couple
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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Speaking of Barry being able to read Leonard Snart scarily well, imagine that Barry notices how Snart reacts to people Barry knows, and files that away in his opinions of that person
Barry is in the cortex with someone he finds kind of annoying but harmless, Snart walks in for Definitely-Not-Flirting-While-Doing-Business Reasons, and starts lowkey acting like this guy is an Immediate Threat that he's trying to act cool around to not set him off. And Barry immediately knocks like 5 points off of the "how much do i trust this guy" ranking. Subtly starts telling him less things, looks into what he's doing on the downlow, treats him as potentially suspicious And turns out... The guy does have bad intentions
Leonard comes in and meets some of Barry's new friends/coworkers, and clearly seems to mark one of them as more trustworthy/less of a threat than everyone else. And when Barry needs help or someone to confide in, he goes to that person over everyone else
Barry comes in to Saints and Sinners and sees a regular he's run into before, but hasn't seen interact with Snart. He thought the guy might be pretty cool. But today he walks into them talking, and Immediately sees that Snart is closed off, jumpy, does NOT like that guy in his space. And Barry immediately takes cues off of that, turns the guy down when he later asks to have drinks together next time Barry drops by Saints
If Snart seems unnerved by someone Barry knows, Barry trusts his instincts. Even if Leonard never says anything to Barry out loud, he still takes note of that. If Snart likes someone, or just thinks they're reliable, Barry will trust that instinct.
Even if Snart doesn't say his feelings out loud, Barry trusts him so innately that he will listen to Snart's instincts when it's clear he's feeling a type of way
#so on that note.#imagine all of that being true AND#snart being around and showing up during the harry-being-around and pre-zoom-reveal stuff#he meets “jay” one (1) time and he picks up that this is a manipulative liar IMMEDIATELY#say nothing. plays along.#barry seeing this: oh okay. this guy is NOT SAFE. Got It#also thinking about: snart so subtly putting himself between anyone that he sees as a genuine threat and barry#even -and especially- in Star Labs#he meets Harry. doesnt know what's going on yet but absolutely knows that Dr. Wells was a threat to barry and doesn't trust this guy one bi#is weirdly always between them whenever he's around#comes over more often just to watch this situation#listen. barry trusting harry would have been a VASTLY different journey is snart had been allowed to stick around#bc he would have been subtle about his deep distrust of harry#but barry would have noticed Anyway#and he prolly would have still trusted harry eventually#once he proved himself and stuff#but the plot would not have happened the way it did in canon#if barry's not-boyfriend-but-not-enemy who's protective and a damn good read on is someone is a threat -esp men- was around#yeah so. just thoughts#barry allen#leonard snart#the flash tv#coldflash#i mean. not EXPLICITLY#but to me this is coldflash#there are romantic VIBES to how well barry would read snart and how much snart wants him safe
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Klao and Warich really said we're here to look pretty, stir up drama, and devour each other, and you know what? Zero complaints from me
#klaowarich#perfect 10 liners#perfect10 liners#and ofc aou and boom have acted the hell out of every millisecond they've been onscreen#i've literally just woken up so idk if this makes sense#p10l*#aouboom#lazzarella watches tv#what's going to happen on that camping trip or whatever it is?? XD#everyone'll be around the campfire with guitars aplenty and someone will be like 'hey anyone seen klao and wa???'#and from the distance there will be... noise haha or idk silhouettes on the side of a tent#and someone's like 'okay! another song!' OR alternatively 'uh... anyone else for bedtime?'#and once again pipo will be left standing alone XD
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"Back when you first came into my life, I recalled a place that I knew as a child A special place One that I held close to my heart Won’t you lead me in a dance down this winding road where light and shadow entwine to take hold of the thoughts of the one left far behind? Know that, sometimes, I want to turn around and see the things that I’ve passed on the journey, but know with love on my side, with courage and pride, I’ll fight I will carry on"
R.I.P. Akira Toriyama
#Akira Toriyama#Dragon Ball#dragonball#dbz#dragon ball GT#Goku#I haven't seen that stupid fcking show for like 17yrs why the hell am i crying??#like damn#I started watching it when I was 5#and then it became the first show that I saw to the end#Dragon Ball GT being the first series finale that I've ever experienced#i remember it being so weird as a child to lose something you've had for so long#for years I've been rushing home back from school to be able to see it on TV#...and then decades later seeing that everyone in the world was obsessed with it#it wasn't just my silly little kid show#like everyone under 50 know about Goku#as someone else said he really be up there with Sherlock Holmes Dracula and other legendary characters#What a legacy Akira Toriyama Thank you
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can we bring back procedurals? or at least just proper shows like how TV used to be? 5 to 15 seasons, a generous amount of episodes per season, 45 minutes: the sweet spot between too long and too short, pilot episodes that are wildly different from the rest of the show, filler episodes that overall contribute nothing but are extremely fun because that is what god intended, random musical episode, crossovers, waiting an entire week in anticipation to see what happens next, like, this was the PEAK of television, where did we go wrong
#i would gladly pay for cable and cut streaming for this#better yet make procedurals on streaming#if you can make 5 seasons of a show over the span of literally 10 years on a budget that could take someone to space#you can make low budget procedurals with good plot and new actors because THAT IS WHAT THE MASSES WANT#the ratio of people rewatching older shows to watching the new ones are insane#shows releasing one episode per week is what kept it relevant that long#and shows used to have more je nais se quais yk#shows today feel soulless like cash grabs#not all of them ofc there are amazing shows that i am glad to have seen#but procedurals and proper tv dramas used to and continue to be a genre that never misses if done right#sure i like umbrella academy (season 3 and 4 are erased from my memory) but with the budget for that show#if you'd hired a bunch of new actors and one popular and respected actor that everyone knows#give some new writer a chance#make a procedural#throw in some angst and found family#a bit of subtext even#and released 20 episodes over the span of 20 weeks#tell me who wouldn't have loved it#i miss procedurals man#psych#white collar#the mentalist#house md#monk#law and order#criminal minds#i do know some of them still exist but the point is that this genre deserves so much more#good writers#better producers#the rookie is doing great
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Saudade is a vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist, for something other than the present. – Aubrey Bell
FERNANDA MONTENEGRO as ISADORA 'DORA' TEIXEIRA and VINÍCIUS DE OLIVEIRA as JOSUÉ FONTENELE DE PAIVA CENTRAL DO BRASIL // CENTRAL STATION (1998) dir. Walter Salles
#central station#central do brasil#fernanda montenegro#vinicius de oliveira#moviegifs#filmgifs#brazilian movie#this movie used to be exhibited on tv when i was younger and i've watched it maybe a couple of times before#and then i watched it again as an adult and i cried#she should have won the oscar for this but it was unfortunately stolen#i long for is a failed attempt to describe what saudade means but saudade is a lot more than just longing for someone/something#bibi gifs
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What if we were strangers but you saved me from bullies in high school?
What if we became the best of friends?
What if I saved you from your violent father?
What if you ran away for 15 years?
What if you came back into my life, unexpectedly?
What if I told you you're the centre of the world?
What if you told me: "Of your world, maybe"
WHAT THEN? WHAT THEN?
#Spatort#Tatort Saarbrücken#Hörk#Leo Hölzer#Adam Schürk#queer baiting#This bromance wants to lose the B so BAD#I'm stuck watching German tv series and reading German fics#My German is barely A2 how do I do it#Thank goodness for generous people translating subtitles in English#which at least I understand better :)#Now if someone were so kind as to translate just a few of the fics#I'm using Google translate and Readlang but it's slow going#Surely improving my German in all of this#What can I say#I'm suddenly incredibly motivated#my post#Melikes watches tv#Melikes reads#or tries to#since it's GERMAN
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HC: Before he had kids, Bruce Wayne was brought as a guest for The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And he has done everything in his power to keep his kids from finding out.
It all started when Teen Dick for some reason or another became obsessed with Real Housewives.
So, like any normal parent who wants to hide their shameful past, to which has been dubbed "the salon incident," from his kids, Bruce goes to extremes to get the episode he featured in removed. By any means necessary.
Dick, when he unknowingly gets to the season that Bruce was featured: Aw, I can't find episode 10 anywhere!! What happened??
Bruce, feigning complete ignorance: Who knows. Maybe you should stop watching that show. There are better ways to spend your free time.
#batman#dick grayson#bruce wayne#I have been convinced of this being a thing for months#And no one can deny me the joy of thinking of what Brucie would have done on reality TV#Also Dick totally made all the Batkids get into Real Housewives and Jason hates that he likes it#Steph loves eating popcorn and doing commentary with Dick#Tim thinks it makes good background noise and knows all the lore and drama#Alfred has the episode saved and Bruce is so embarrassed when he references what he did#Damian is in the same camp as Jason and hates that he's even a little invested in the drama#It's Cass' first choice when someone asks “what do you want to watch?” and Steph or Dick are in the room#Regret And Forget fic
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it is very important to me that we as a society think about the bit in the first yang episode when lassiter is trying so so hard to convince everyone that yang is calling out HIM, not shawn and not another detective, as lassiter throwing himself in front of the proverbial bullet. he saw what happened to the last guy yang targeted. he doesn’t want to see that happen to someone else.
#yeah he wants the chance to get the bad guy and have the spotlight. of course. lassiter’s whole life has been fighting for recognition. that#is just part of who he is. but he sticks by shawn the whole time and he does everything he can regardless of being Thee guy. as much as#shawn bothers him. even when shawn throws out the phone. “if that girl dies you’re an accessory to murder” isn’t an admonition as much as i#feels like it’s an acknowledgment. there’s a sadness there. from where lassiter is standing he’s watching what happened to the last guy#happen to shawn. someone he cares about (fight me). and there’s nothing he can do about it really#psych#psych usa#psych tv#carlton lassiter#i don’t even care abt this guy that much this just Struck me in the middle of dinner
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Dear Sarah do you have any Asian drama recs? Current faves? I am bored over the holidays and there's so much I am overwhelmed...<3
these are what i’ve been watching recently:
1. under the skin - modern cdrama (police procedural), 2 completed seasons with a third to come hopefully - mc is a police sketch artist! the cases are all quite interesting! leans heavy on the bl, if that’s something you want to consider.
2. riverside code at qingming festival - period cdrama, still airing (we’re on ep 20 out of 26) - also heavy on the crime solving. interesting characters!
3. love is a poison - modern jdrama, completed - straight-laced lawyer/extrovert conman-turned-legal-assistant. cute watch! only 12 eps of about 25 min each so you’ll breeze through it
4. when the phone rings - modern kdrama, still airing (ep 8 out of 16) - wife gets kidnapped and steals kidnapper’s phone so she can blackmail her own husband. yeah. they’re both a little Unhinged, i love it.
5. divorce attorney shin - modern kdrama, completed - wholesome courtroom drama, a+++ characters, interesting cases. 12 eps in total so i also flew through this. one of my favourite shows this year!!
#asks#tv rec#i don’t have my laptop with me so am answering on phone#adding links is a bit cumbersome on mobile but yell out if you need links!!#primary rec is still under the skin if you’ve not watched this yet!!#i need someone to come and talk to me about the last 2 mins of s2 because WHAT THE FUCK????
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sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'
#red said#recent events have reminded me that my life has involved like. a LOT of other people's psychosis#like not in a way where i have been Beset By Terrifying Crazies bc that's not like. a thing.#but a lot of people in my life have had a lot of really severe psychotic episodes#and i FORGET sometimes. that actually that is an Unusual Amount Of Experience With Psychosis for someone who's not#for somebody who has not really personally ever had psychotic episodes (unless severe PTSD flashbacks count)#actually i tell a lie i have maybe had One psychotic episode but because it was very situational and i knew what was happening#i was able to ride it out. because i am literally only psychotic Inside Hospitals and so that's all fine#as long as i LITERALLY NEVER HAVE TO HAVE INPATIENT CARE. Very important to me to never ever ever require surgery i think.#i can handle the amount of psychosis i get from a 1-4 hour stopoff in hospital#as long as i know I'm leaving soon then i can just Cope with the fact that the walls are moving and reality is thin#ANYWAY that's not the point the point is i forget! that most ppl i know have experience of at most a handful of severe psychotic episodes#some people i know have experienced more for sure. especially if the episodes were mostly theirs.#but people really seem to expect me to be more freaked out by their symptoms of psychosis than i am#bc i don't think i really register it as frightening unless they're in actual danger or Currently Aggressing Actually At Me#like i WORRY about them bc it can super suck but it's not SHOCKING or WEIRD#there have definitely been times ive been frightened. one time i woke up in the night and my friend was standing over me with a knife#but also like he was still HIM he was just having a moment. and as soon as i got the knife off him he just came back and broke down.#and we were fine and he was safe and i learnt the valuable lesson that even when people seem like they wanna kill you they probably don't#tbf now I'm thinking about it it's honestly a tossup whether he was there to threaten or because he felt a need to guard us#like to be clear probably don't try and take a knife off someone having a psychotic break. i was 17 and it was 3am and i knew him very well#i probably did not make the smartest call but nobody got hurt is the point#anyway you know there's that kind of psychotic episode and my granny got very violently angry a few times. buuuut you know there's also#been plenty of other times I've been with somebody having an episode and it's been chill as hell.#my ex saw and heard monsters so much that eventually she just got sick of being scared. we used to watch TV with them#i would sometimes have to sit on a bit of sofa that wasn't haunted and we might not be able to watch certain things bc they didn't like it#most of the time she was hallucinating there was absolutely nothing to worry about we just had a few extra variables#honestly of everyone i know who's had psychotic episodes or schizophrenia the amount of times it's been a material risk#is like. low single figures? maybe low double if you include self harm but idk what the cause and effect is there.#idk why you would need to be frightened like 99.99% of the time it truly is usually just Oh No That Seems Distressing For You I'm Sorry
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APOLLO!!!!!! DROP AN INFODUMP ABOUT YOUR NIGHTMARE....AND MY LIFE,,.,,IS YOURS...,..
OKAY ummm um um fucking um!!!
nightmare's one and only dream was to become an actor!
or at least, become whatever that mettaton guy is, cuz that guy always seems on top!!
he wants to be someone famous on tv!! someone everyone knows and watches (and that gets a lot of money)!!
he really wants to be on tv. in fact, 'tv' consumes almost his every thought, sometimes he acts like he genuinely believes he's being broadcasted when there's no cameras around.
and also, he actually did achieve his dream! ...sorta. it was such an awful experience that he doesn't want to be part of a set ever again........
he was treated so badly on set that in a sort of 'payback' response, he started seeing everything as a giant set and him as it's star.
(his castle having a giant star at it's top wasn't just for show.. hihi..)
being 'on the top' is all that matters to him, more than money, more than people. and he's willing to destroy life long friendships, a whole ass marriage, but also himself to get there.
fun factoid for u : nightmare has three exes that hate him ₍₍ ◝( ゚∀ ゚ )◟ ⁾⁾
#making sure that people know that this guy's insane. like actually unwell.#was this good enough lol its super late at night rn i have no idea what i'm writing#infodumping is soooo hard i forget everything about my characters the second someone asks me to elaborate#btw if that wasn't clear. he talks a lot about tv is his way of making forth wall breaks#he doesn't actually *know* there's an actual audience watching him#in the story. he's just delusional. and it's a great way to make reference to the fourth wall without actually breaking it#another fun factoid bcause i luv u : nightmare has a massive sweet tooth :}#nightmare sans#HOME#🖍️#💌
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some of you guys didn’t grow up able to hear reruns of mash playing no matter what room of the house you were in and it really shows
#i grew up in a very small house so no matter what room you were in if someone was watching something you could hear it#also my room was right next to the living room ( which the tv was in ) and i didn’t even have an actual door i had a curtain#so you better believe sound was traveling#there was also another door to get into my room but it didn’t close all the way 😍😍#better than my brother’s room i guess because he just had a door that ???? went outside ????#in his room ??????#idk#anyways#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mash 4077#mashblr#lgbt#lgbtq
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asking serbian eurosport once again when are they planning to hire me as their fogure skating commentator because the current one doesn't know shit.
#she if someone falls in the program: ouch what have they done just now 🫤🫤#she is someone goes clean: ohh what have they just done ☺️☺️#not to mention out of date info on coaching changes etc.#i would do sooo well#i would shut up during the performance unless something literally insane just happened on the ice#and then during the replays i would be explaining shit in sooo much detail and also providing tea that's available by#a) me a national judge going to the isu seminars b) a friend of mine just passed the international tests in september#you won't be seeing him on the panels tho my country sensd like one junior per season to one jgp event#but i'd have soo many interesting things to say to the viewers i'd make it into the most watched sport on our tv#figure skating
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