#Weird food

[oddarette]

All my meat popsicles 🥩

[okaydays22]

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

Won the lottery! Got this onion ring, er... puck in our takeout today.

[alanaisalive]

Shamelessly stolen from the Stardew Valley subreddit:

[legbootlegit]

Trying pig nog for the first time. Can any Canadians confirm that this is the right way to prepare?

[the-most-humble-blog]

Feast of the Forsaken:

A Culinary Tour of Hive City’s Depths

Inspired by the grimdark universe of Warhammer 40,000, specifically the underhive levels of massive Hive Cities. These are sprawling, industrial megastructures housing billions, where the lowest levels are plagued by poverty, crime, and horrifying living conditions. Food sources in the underhive are grotesque, born from desperation and the scarcity of resources, often involving repurposed human remains, mutated creatures, and chemically tainted waste.

Welcome to "The Hive’s Finest"

Dining Delights from the Depths!

Pull up a crate, grab a rusty spoon, and treat yourself to the finest delicacies the underhive has to offer. Where taste meets terror, and the question "What’s in this?" is best left unanswered. Perfect for gangers, scavvers, and anyone still desperate enough to chew.

APPETIZERS

Glassworm Candies – 5 Throne Gelt

✨ "Watch 'em squirm and crunch for brunch!"

Irresistibly crunchy, semi-translucent worms encased in sweet amber. Bonus: they're still alive, so you can watch them wiggle while you chew. Warning: may burrow into your gums if improperly consumed.

Singing Sibellant Sausages – 8 Throne Gelt

🎵 "The snack that screams back!"

Eels ground alive and molded into musical sausages. Each bite is a harmonious blend of pain, protein, and existential regret. The vibrations? That’s just the soul leaving its meat.

Hive-Womb Jelly Toast – 6 Throne Gelt

🠲 "Stickier than your problems!"

Amber ooze from the reproductive sacs of our lovely local hive critters, slathered generously on yesterday’s bread. Guaranteed to energize—or evolve your morning!

MAIN COURSES

Meat-Face Pie – 12 Throne Gelt

🥧 "A pie with personality!"

Piping hot and disturbingly human, each pie comes with a lovingly sculpted crust-face. Twitches and blinks guaranteed. Buy two for a chance to recognize someone you once knew!

Sump-Claw Chowder – 10 Throne Gelt

���� "So fresh it bites back!"

Chunks of our finest toxic sludge crabs, stewed with a hearty broth of industrial runoff. A zesty burn down the throat with a lingering taste of regret. Warning: may corrode your spoon.

Bone Marrow Tap – 14 Throne Gelt

🍖 "Get straight to the core!"

A DIY dining experience! Drill into your mystery bone to slurp out black, viscous marrow. Bonus: some bones whisper if you listen long enough.

DESSERTS

Fungus Wafers – 4 Throne Gelt

🍄 "Glow in the dark dessert!"

Delightfully chewy wafers made from bioluminescent mold scraped from the hive’s juiciest walls. Double as a nightlight in case your candle burns out.

Glassworm Glaze Crème – 6 Throne Gelt

✨ "Dessert that moves... literally."

Crème custard topped with sugar-glazed worms that burst with a crunchy, gooey surprise! Customers say the aftertaste is unsettlingly alive.

BEVERAGES

Emperor’s Drip – 7 Throne Gelt

☀️ "The drink of the faithful!"

Golden liquid rumored to be blessed by the Emperor himself. (Totally not servitor juice—we promise!) Experience divine visions or violent seizures—drink it to find out!

Gutterbrew Ale – 5 Throne Gelt

🍺 "It’s... technically alcohol!"

Fermented from rainwater, rot, and a touch of despair, this brew will get you hammered faster than a plasma cannon on overload. Pairs well with bad decisions.

Dreamer’s Bile Shooter – 10 Throne Gelt

🌌 "Reality? Optional."

A thick, mind-altering cocktail straight from the glands of rogue chem-mutants. For the brave and/or insane, this shot guarantees a cosmic trip. Warp-demons may apply.

SPECIAL DEALS

The "Full Mutation" Feast – 35 Throne Gelt

Can’t decide? Why not try it all! Includes one appetizer, main course, dessert, and beverage of your choice. Plus, we’ll throw in a FREE health potion (well, it’s actually just a placebo, but it’s the thought that counts).

DISCOUNT WEDNESDAYS

Bring a friend (or a body!) for half-price on all Corpse-Starch Specials. Remember: In the hive, waste not, want not.

The Hive's Motto:

"If it doesn’t kill you, it’ll make you... different."

🦠 Side Effects May Include: Glow-in-the-dark skin, extra appendages, temporary loss of sanity, and sudden loyalty to the Hive Queen.

Bon appétit, underhivers!

🔥 REBLOG If you want more!🔥

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey does tumblr have an Official Plant because if not I have a submission to make, a very strong contender for this site!

May I present to you the genus: Amorphophallus.

Yes, Amorpho-phallus, literally Greek for the 'shapeless penis' plant.

It's the tallest flower in the world! The magnificent Shapeless Penis, dwarfing grown-ass adults with a flower that grows up to 8.2 feet, is a sight to behold.

It's also called the corpse flower, or corpse bride flower, because this beauty has "a strong odour of rotting human flesh". We love that here on tumblr.

Edit: Just found out that it is also known as the Devil's Tongue and Voodoo Lily or Voodoo Plant. So. Do with that what you will.

The root of some of these Amorphophallic beauties is edible (I've seen them lurking creepily at grocery stores, the grocer usually grabs an axe and slams it into the root to split it and sell a part). This root is known as the elephant foot yam, which is fitting, because it is large, malformed, and disturbingly hairy.

Idk a plant named shapeless penis that has an eight foot flower that smells like rotting human flesh and a hairy edible root that can grow heavier than a toddler seems very on brand for tumblr.

Here you go:

@queermarzipan thank you for inspiring this by teaching me about bell peppers.

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

i feel like talking about danish food so, if you had to,

1. liver paste (leverpostej), as the name suggests, it’s liver turned into a paste. a classic lunch, most often served on danish rye bread with sliced pickles, bacon, or pickled beets on top.

2. salt licorice (salt lakrids)

a weirdly popular incredibly bitter food with an even more popular slightly sweeter counterpart (regular black licorice)

3. rye/beer porridge (øllebrød)

again, weirdly popular danish dish made out of danish rye bread, sugar and beer. i remember crying every time i was served this in kindergarten

there’s like a trillion more of these but i’m lazyyyy

[onesarcasticturnip]

calling all neurodivergent / food sensitive individuals, tell me your weirdest food combo/addition to a meal that's one of your safe foods :3

I'll go first, mine is. . . beef tacos with carrots, hot sauce, lots of cheese, and an ungodly amount of lime juice. ik its not that weird, but so many people have questioned me on it that I think its strange now.

(if you read this far, good job, say ":3" and I'll DM you a picture of my asshole cat)

moots, GO! @decaffeinatedpaperobject @twigthedoodler @justazebra @f1nleyp4wz @i-love-dopamine

(I've been off tumblr for a while, who am I forgetting?)

[cerealkiller740]

1953 Morton Salt ad, honestly never had an apple with salt and never thought it was a thing. 🤔

[oddarette]

Aspic was a popular dish for hundreds of years. It is basically meat jelly. Aspic popsicle anyone?

[madwoodland]

crystal curry for dinner, saline implant pancakes for breakfast and lava ice cream for dessert!

my forbidden snack designs!

[ask-midnight-garden-ponys]

they get strangest orders from time of time

[boreal-sea]

I bought this, so let’s go on a journey together.

7/35/24 @ 6:32 PM - I’m not planning on this being my dinner, but dinner seems a good enough time to cook it up. Strangely the instructions on the container do not have hot water instructions, only microwave instructions. I don’t currently own a microwave. I’m suspicious that something in it may not work well with just hot water, so we’ll have to pause this experiment until I get a microwave.

10/18/24 @ 12:28 PM

So no, it didn’t take me this long to buy a microwave, I just kinda forgot this thing was in the cupboard. So let’s do this.

Hm

Well. I didn’t take a picture before I cooked it, and I should have. There were a bunch of very cute marshmallows. They’re gone after cooking it in the microwave, unsurprisingly. If you’re making this for some reason, my advice is to dump out the marshmallows before cooking.

If you didn’t know this was chocolate flavored, you might guess it’s some kind of beef broth.

It’s uh.

Well. It’s surprisingly chocolatey. I’m not entirely sure how well that’s meshing with the noodles. There’s an essence of graham cracker? The broth is also thick and creamy, somehow.

It’s probably not good. I can’t tell. It’s definitely not horrifically disgusting, just really weird. It’s honestly just making me hungry for some actual ramen.

[gianluc30]