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I’m sorry this might be dumb but what the fuck is dead dove do not eat

hello! not a dumb question at all!

this is what DD:DNE means and where it comes from!

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Music in Film: Twisters (2024) dir. Lee Isaac Chung

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about to watch Twisters y'all

It's for The Plot* I swear

*Tornados, the soundtrack, the hot guy with the cowboy hat I keep seeing everywhere, and the actual plot. In that order.

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BOONE: bitch scoot over… i love yall…

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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice press tour #her stylist always understands the assignment

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TWISTERS (2024) dir. Lee Isaac Chung

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my apologies for this one in advance

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"Because she made Miley in so many ways. This award is dedicated to Hannah and all of her amazing, loyal fans and to everyone who has made my dream a reality. To quote the legend herself, this is the life. Thank you." Miley Cyrus becomes the youngest person to ever receive the Disney Legend Award for playing Hannah Montana and everything she achieved because of the iconic role that started her career!

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the main problem people have with this reboot is that making it is just plain disrespectful. brandon lee literally put his heart and soul into this role and ended up dying because of it. for all his life he had been in his father’s shadow and this movie was supposed to be his breakout role and help him step into the light, but it ended up being his final act due to negligence.

the whole setting of the movie based on the trailer just doesn’t look right. the original had this unique 90’s gothic setting and i get that it’s a remake and they’re trying to go for something modern but that just takes away from the crow’s entire charm. even the soundtrack sounds horrible and don’t even mention the character designs… there’s no soul in the movie.

then there’s also the fact that in the original, eric and shelly are completely innocent, they fought for what was wrong and ended up being killed for it. in the reboot trailer it seems like they both were inmates and met in prison?? huh???? the whole point is that they’re completely normal people that get something terrible done to them. that’s why the crow brought eric back in the first place.

there’s also supposed to be a clear distinction between eric before he died and after. in the original it’s very obvious how much he has changed. he went from a normal guy to a man mad with grief. but in this reboot he just kinda… looks and acts the same? he goes from a wannabe soundcloud rapper to a wannabe soundcloud rapper with bad makeup on, there seems to be no personality change. there's plenty of examples like these where they've completely missed the mark. in the comics there’s multiple people that become a crow, not just eric draven. they could’ve used one of those characters to continue the story.

i know you can’t judge an entire movie based on a short trailer but just the circumstances surrounding the first movie is enough of a reason to not like it. even the author of the comic didn’t want to remake it cause he himself thought it was unnecessary and disrespectful but he ended up working with them anyway so they didn’t completely butcher it. many reboots have been made throughout the years of various films but there’s a reason people are SO pissed off with this specific one. because, unlike other reboots, this movie had it’s lead actor die on set while filming. the crow is like a memorial to brandon lee, they weren’t even planning on releasing it but his family and fiancé encouraged them. brandon died only a few weeks before his wedding, similar to how his character died only a day before his. the movie is literally dedicated to him and his fiancé and it states that at the end of the movie.

the original crow is a constant reminder of the tragedy and what could’ve been which is why it’s so bittersweet, which further adds to the setting and overall mood of the film. the creator, actors of the original movie and even brandon lee’s friends and family didn’t want the reboot to be made and if that’s not telling then i don’t know what is. i do feel for bill skarsgård and the rest of the cast, they must’ve worked so hard only to be criticized but this reboot should never have been made in the first place, because it’ll never live up to the original.

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EXCUSE ME? JON BERNTHAL? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE.

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Daredevil: Born Again cast for People

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The MCU is dead.

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DOCTOR DOOM?!

RDJ IS RETURNING TO THE MCU TO BE DOCTOR DOOM?!

ALSO, DOCTOR DOOM HAS BEEN IN SPIDER-MAN COMICS…IMAGINE PETER SEEING HIM AND BEING LIKE “TONY?!”

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RDJ getting the call:

[ID: two panels of Thanos from Endgame. In one he's looking forward in the bottom panel he's looking down. Subtitle for top panel reads "You could not live with your own failure." The subtitle for the bottom panel reads "Where did that bring you? Back to me. END ID]

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Dean Winchester's cowboy fetish

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Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

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Complimenting people’s nails since 2015 💅